All language subtitles for Outrageous Fortune s06e15 Desperate Undertakings

I don't know how you did it, Pascal, but
you are up here, and I can't get rid of

it. Hey, dog, guess where I'm calling
from.

Everyone, Mum's back in Auckland.

I know it's the wrong thing, even though
I love you and that's the right thing.

You have to do the right thing.

You are the most amazing woman I have
met in such a long time. Not that I met

you. I love you, and you are... Enjoy.

You're on now.

Back off, man. I am calling a cop.

Joy, here goes it.

To Russia.

And this is much dollars. I must marry
you.

Okay, you ready?

Yes. Come up here. Okay.

Okay. Close your eyes.

Close your... Yeah.

Okay.

What is?

That.

$600. For you. You can take it.

Why you do this?

Okay. I've been working real hard. Like,
every job I could get.

You give this to Roy.

And then we get to go.

You and me.

You think me prosti?

A hooker? No!

Fuck! No, no, no, no, no! Look, listen.

You give this to Roy, and Roy, uh, he
makes you free.

Um, sublovnya.

Sublovnya? Ha!

Sublovnya! But, yeah.

He's good.

Free! Yeah!

And then we, you and me, we'll get
married.

You and me.

I must marry Roy.

No. Yep.

The band loves you more than fucking
Roy. You know?

Yeah.

Yeah?

You are so choice.

But it's not right number.

Roy spend much dollars more.

Write it down. Write it.

20 ,000?

It is too much.

And also, there is my family.

So what's this special job?

It's not special, it's sacred.

Well, then me and the Gucci are the
tools for the job. That's what I

Whatever it is, I'll do it. No, you
don't even know what it is. I don't

I'll take it. I'm sick of this. He's
always taking the big gigs and leaving

with the stink job. Yeah.

You're raking up old ladies' lives.

Hard to feel manly. Yeah, okay, okay.
Well, let me explain the job first and

we'll see who's best suited.

Yeah. To be fair, bro, it's probably a
two -man tour gig.

What? Firstly, jobs will be done right
here in the resting area. Oh, we're in.

That's got to be awesome. It's worth two
grand and it's to be started ASAP.

Oh, we're free and fans are real busy.

But it has to be done after hours, which
means some mega early start. Love an

early start. Oh, I'm up doing Tai Chi
anyway. Cool.

Because it's a full refit of the men's
bogs, which have been closed for the

three days due to backed -up pipes.
Thanks, my boss. No way, Jose.

I'll do it. You sure, boy? Oh, yeah.

That place is a biohazard. They're like
the bogs of total carnage. Fuck, yeah.

I'm not afraid.

Okay. Then I bestow on you the most
sacred of things.

Is that what I think it is?

Yep. She did the right thing.

Oh,

here he is. An old man and landlord.

I think you're my own flesh and blood.
You're a disgrace.

Hey, listen.

Money matters should be discussed face
to face.

Leaving a note's bloody outrageous.

Asking a grandfather for rent?

Why don't you try pimping out your
mother while you're at it? Look, I had

leave a note because I'm always that way
before you fellas.

Yeah, I still know way for a landlord to
behave.

Well, I have to have rent or you can
both piss off. Got it?

And you should go to bed to save on the
power. What?

Or if you have to stay up, sit in the
dark.

I've got up history, actually.

Keep it wide to the length you find.
Keep it. Have it take the

freedom and save your life. Think it
through, you know that's right.

I'm infected with all the hot, hot, and
bad.

What are you doing here?

Oh, he was up early like he always is,
bro, so I figured we'd take a walk and

see how you're getting on.

Shit, I'm guessing not good.

No, it's not worse. I doubt that, dude.

I mean, I totally understand if you
wanted to pull out, eh?

No.

No way.

I want that 2K.

Lazy bloody howlers.

Oh, Loretta.

Did you sleep yet?

Oh, yeah, big night.

I was so buggered, I just had to crash.

I was up and down that pole so many
times, my hammies totally cramped.

on the premises is against the bylaws.

I was driving with the vibrating butt
plug wedged up your nono, but it doesn't

stop half my clients. Okay, fine.

Speaking of clients, though, can you at
least put your sheets into the washing

machine so that when they arrive it
doesn't look like a laundromat? Uh,

Do we look like management?

And when we signed up for this gig, we
thought we were going to be taken care

of.

I'm not picking that up.

an hour ago. The whole point of daycare.

What?

What's happened? Is she alright?

Jane's fine.

Aren't you?

And why's she home so early if she's not
sick?

Do you want to tell Daddy why you've had
to come home?

Jane has been expelled from Totally
Tops.

What? They're so wrong.

There's got to be some kind of record. I
mean, we were all expelled from one

school or another, but not this young.
Yeah, but Janey's so sweet.

What'd she do?

Hit another little kid with a hammer.

Was that all?

It was on the head. Oh, for Christ's
sake. What's a little tap between

playmates, huh?

Well, how little it's basically said is
attempted murder.

That's bloody ridiculous.

Come on, let's go sort it out.

How can we do that?

Jane is persona non grata.

Pascal, could you hold the fort? No,
she's going to work. No, no, it's okay.

Well, do you have to check with Wayne?

No. Well, we won't be long.

No, it's okay. Take all the time you
need.

Okay.

What are you going to do?

Should we read a book?

It's plastic.

I know it seems, Palmer.

And why are we having the conversation,
Sophie? Because it's high -density

rubber and capable of leaving a nasty
bruise. It's wielded by an all -black,

maybe, but... Mr Peters, your daughter
was applying it to another child's head

in an aggressive manner.

Isn't this place about learning?

Of course.

Jane hits the kid.

Jane gets in trouble for hitting the
kid. Jane learns not to hit the kid.

the world's a better place. This is not
the first complaint we've had about your

daughter's behaviour.

Who's complained?

I can't disclose that.

Look, we really didn't want to have to
do this. And Jane is a bright little

girl, but... We're just not sure that
you're the right fit for our philosophy.

What philosophy?

Learning through values.

We have values.

I'm sure you do, Miss West.

Is this about my mother?

Really, this isn't about your mother.

Our concerns are more... general.

Like what?

Your line of work.

We are legitimate business people.

I'm sure that's how you see it, but not
everyone shares that view.

Like who?

I really can't say. I need to respect
privacy. Hey, listen to me. If people

issues with what we do for a living,
they should have their guts to come and

so to our face. I'm sorry. I'm going to
have to... No, no. Bugger that.

Hayden, we're done. No, we're not... I'm
truly sorry. That's not a good shit.

Bitch.

Surprised they're allowed to use that.

It's the tool of my trade. Tell that to
my fascist grandson.

Titter? No, Van.

He's on the rampage. On the rag?

Oh, Vince, dipping up the men's an
inspiration.

Van? Yep, he's even taking on the Rusty.

He's down there already.

He's doing a refill on the box.

The Rusty, eh?

Clumsy, clumsy.

Yeah, that's plenty more where that came
from now. Hey!

What the fuck are you doing?

Is it a bird?

Is it a plane? No.

It's still a man. Not opening time yet?
Hey, man.

A free piss opportunity is not one to be
passed up. Every man's entitled to a

drink now and then. Yeah, and all that
rent to pay.

Are you nuts?

They're surveillance cameras, you dorks.
And I'm the secret keymaster. I'm the

one that's got to get the blame.

Those cameras haven't worked for years.

Roger, the owner's too tight to get them
fixed.

Nobody cares about a couple of pints, so
relax.

So a few pints go, Wes, who cares?

As with any establishment of this kind,
you know, certain losses are to be

expected. It's known as evaporation. You
guys have still got to get out. But

surely, after the many thousands of
dollars we've invested in this place

the years, one measly pint.

Is it too much to ask? We're
shareholders.

Okay, you guys have got ten seconds to
get out of here. Oh, the devil's in

trouble. Come on, let's do it. Three,
four, five,

six, seven, eight.

Nick? Nick.

Any more? Oh, good one.

You don't need one.

Hi. Hi.

Hi.

Just come home for some lunch.

Okay.

Are you going to come into work today?

Well, Jane got expelled, so I'm just
covering for Hayden and Loretta while

go pick some ass.

Right. Okay.

You okay with that?

Yeah.

A call would have been nice.

Oh, sorry. It just happened quite fast.

And, um, to be honest, you and me
working together is not really...

any easier.

Being with you and not being able to
touch you, I know it's the right thing.

Oh, it's not really very important. Me
and Wayne are not talking about anything

important, so you sit here and play with
Snake.

Look,

I know it's... It's just hard to be
around you, OK?

Yeah.

It's a problem.

So we smack the bitch with a real
hammer.

Well, pop dollar for that play.

Childcare. Not to be told a weird
deviant. Didn't go so well?

It's not Jane's problem.

It's her sicko parents and what they do
for a job. And don't even start with the

moralising. I wasn't going to.

So we run a brothel. Big fucking deal.

Prosecution is a service. And yes, it's
a little bit icky, but it's not illegal.

Okay. And it's not Jane's fault that her
parents run an icky business. And

Totally Tot should not take it out on
her.

Damn straight.

You see, we should fight this.

Great, but in the meantime, who is going
to look after Jane while we run the

sink of inequity in question?

Can't take it there.

Well, I could help out.

With Jane?

Well, I could... I could work at the
brothel.

Not sex, obviously, but if there was
anything else.

You. Why not?

Well, I'm pretty sure Wayne will have
something to say about me poaching his

staff.

Oh, good.

Are you sure?

Yeah, it's pretty quiet at the moment
anyway, so... Okay, thanks.

Well, I'm going to take care of public
enemy number one, and you can bring

Pascal up to speed.

I do not have to do anything slutty, do
I?

Nope, you're good as you are.

I'm the fisherman.

Hey, bro, bro, you're not meant to be
working during trading hours, man. Just

keeping my eyes on the prize, brother.

Oi!

What is he doing?

Well, it looks like he's fixing the box.

At lunchtime.

Yeah, well, at least he's focused on his
work and not getting arrested for

chasing some nerdy Russian girl.

Yeah, that is something.

Ben's a changed man.

Changed into what, Munter? Well, he's
focused, he's got good time management,

and I can trust him with the sacred key.

Key to what?

Key to this place.

All right.

Van has a key to the Rusty. Yeah?

And you expect him to stay focused?

Because Van is my top two.

You dumb shit.

Oh, shut up.

You been in much?

Yeah, been a bit busy.

You still fucked off with me, is that
what this is?

Well, you made yourself pretty fucking
clear.

I just don't want you to take any risk.
I'm not.

It's not as if I haven't covered up
evidence before.

Jesus, I don't want to argue about this.
Are we arguing?

through this the best way I can.

Yeah, I know.

Can we just deal with this shit when
this is all over?

Yeah, sure.

Right. Come on.

Let's go.

Well, I suppose you haven't heard about
Janie. What about her?

Candy teachers.

They think they were cut above.

I know a kindy teacher who's a working
girl after five Monday to Friday.

Really? It's not surprising given how
bad the pay is. I could go around and

smack this Sophie bitch.

Yeah, then we'd really live down to her
expectations.

Pascal, sheets are in the cupboard
upstairs.

How do they know about you?

What? I mean, do you go around going,
hi, I'm Loretta from Loretta's and I'm a

madam? No, I try to speak to the other
parents as little as possible.

Well, what about Hayden? I don't know.

Well, how else did they find out about
you then? I don't know. It's too late

now, okay?

Back to the sheets.

Do you want them ironed?

Nice idea, hon. But if the boys are
looking at the sheets, we're in deep

Okay, so we've got linen, laundry,
phones and lunch. What do you guys like

have?

We get a choice.

Never had before.

She is a treasure.

Loretta West.

Hey, what's the shit about Jane?

Mum, okay, before you launch into the
see what happens when you run a brothel

speech, save it.

No, no, no, this is bullshit.

What? I'm not having Jane treated like
this.

Well, cheers a west.

I'm going to have a word to this cow.

No, Mum, don't worry.

Listen, if you don't do something, I
will.

Yes, OK, we will.

In the Moose Hill Heights, please.

Hey,

hey, Brooke. Whoa, no offence, my main
man, but can you stay down with me a

The bogs will be finished by opening
tomorrow.

No way. I've got to hand it to you, bro.
That's an amazing effort.

Careful with it all being so encrusted.

Yeah, Roger's really stoked, eh, bro? I
don't care as long as he pays up. Don't

worry, he's paying, all right? Good.
He's so pleased with how quick the job's

going that he's raised the fee from two
grand to three. Are you serious?

Totally, man.

What's even more cool is that he's
paying it in a bar tab. So no tax, bro,

GST. Just three pence. For as tall as
forever, or until the tab runs out. Oh,

yeah! No, no.

He can't do that. Bro, he offered, and I
got him up from 2 .5 to 3. No. Girls.

No, but it's my job.

It's ours. We are a team. What's this?
We shit. I did it. Yeah, as a tall guy.

No. I want that 2K in cash, man. But now
it's 3K. And piss.

I don't want free piss. Whoa, whoa,
whoa. Okay, okay. I'm thinking that

you caught some freaky virus from those
rancid toys because turning down a $3

,000 bar tab is very unlike you. I need
that money.

What for?

To... Give to someone.

Have you been racking up credit with the
Rajah gang?

Look.

Who?

Yelena. What?

Russian nerdy chick? Yeah. I thought
that was all over.

No, no.

But look, Roy spent about 20 grand in
like airfares and shit, and if Yelena

gives all of that back to him, then she
doesn't have to marry him. She wants

20k. Yeah, but then she'll marry me.

But how do you know it's not a scam?

It's not, okay?

You've got to trust me, man. She's worth
it.

Sorry, man. It's a done deal.

Fuck, Munt.

Well, it took a lot of hard bargaining,
man. I can't renegotiate now, bro. I

mean...

What

are you doing?

Saving power like you want it. Gives the
place atmosphere.

Yeah, well, I still want rent.

Surely that is worth a discount.

And tomorrow it doubles.

And then it doubles every day after that
until it's triple.

All my money. I did not.

He didn't take it. Bullshit. I took it.
What? Don't worry, your money's safe.

Give it back.

I invested it for you.

For you. I put it all on my gammy leg,
running a good odds in the white tackery

cup tomorrow.

You spent my money on a horse.

Not just any horse, the surefire winner.
You can't help but come out better off.

You're out on your... Skinny old arse.
He was only trying to help. And you.

Yeah, well, you could kick us out. You
won't have any flatmates and you won't

get any fucking rent. You haven't paid
any fucking rent. Oh, look, mate. Come

here. It's 20 bucks until tomorrow.

Down payment until our horse comes in.

Fucking... Good night, gorgeous.

Sleep well. May you have sweet dreams.
Of violence and vengeance.

Good night.

We could do them for discrimination.

Oh, that's just throwing money away on
lawyers.

Wasn't like this in the old days.

No one gave you shit for your dad owning
a brothel.

No, they were too scared to.

Plus we gave a shitload of cash to the
church.

Simpler times. It's about the principle.
There is no principle when you're

dealing with uptight fascists.

Getting her in anywhere else is going to
be a complete fucking nightmare. You

know that.

You can be persuasive when you want to
be. And we did get one good thing out of

it. What?

Pascal. The girls like her and she's
really good at all the domestic shit.

Jed'll want her back.

We'll see.

What are you planning?

I can be persuasive when I want to be.

I don't think.

Grandpa. I told you my Gabby legs are
chewing.

You own me and so does the Rusty.

So, I've come up with something that you
can help me with.

What would that be?

A job.

Light the candle then and make us a
cuppa.

What the fuck are you doing?

He's visiting. You, apparently.

Hey, did you start making coffee? It's 5
.30 in the morning.

Bailey, did you take milk?

No.

He was up early as usual, Bruce. I
thought I'd take him for a walk and keep

abreast of a developing situation.

I had to use a phone.

It was on our way.

So you know how Ben's been working hard
lately, right?

Focused, you said? Yeah. The problem is,
he's focused on that Russian bird,

Alina.

Christ. I thought he was over that.
Yeah, me too. Turns out he's even more

driven. You know what Ben's like when
he's driven, bro.

He almost drives off the entire road.

All right. I'll have a word with him.
Good, because he ain't too happy with me

at the moment.

Copy's almost ready, bro. Take sugar?

No, no. Pack that up, take your baby and
fuck off.

Do you think the girls would prefer
pumpkin or leek and mushroom?

Are you planning on going in again?

Well, you haven't got childcare, have
you?

No. And it'd be nice for Jane to spend
some time with her actual mother.

Um, well, what about your detective
career?

I don't really do that much of it and
it's kind of boring.

Are you okay with me stealing Girl
Friday?

Yeah, it's fine.

Um, I could reimburse you for wages.

Whatever.

Okay, bye.

Yeah, I better head off too.

Okay.

I don't know why you want my phone,
Bill.

And yours.

Okay, but I am feeling conflicted.

No, it's just fact -finding, that's all.
But, like on my website, it says

discretion assured.

This is not discreet. I never discuss my
clients.

Yeah, and then it's fair enough.
Shouldn't it cut both ways?

I don't see what it's got to do with my
phone.

Someone from Totally Tots knows
something about the brothel or they've

or something.

Maybe. And it's impacting on someone who
isn't even two yet. I know, it's a

shame, but... Shit!

Who's that?

Mr. H.

Which one's he?

Short, balding, usually Thursday.

Oh, um, sad sack.

And does he have kids?

Two. And what else can you tell me about
him?

I really, really, really shouldn't.

How did you get in here?

Oh, I said I had an appointment.

It's Pascal West, isn't it? Mm -hmm. I'm
here to see when Jane can come back.

I'm afraid that's not possible.

Well, I thought you might want to
reconsider.

Due process was followed and about
what's fair to everyone.

I happen to know that that is bullshit.

We don't like the B word and rules are
rules.

So you have one rule for your parents
and another rule for the people on your

parent committee? Of course not.

Look, you probably don't know this, but
a lot of people visit brothels.

Okay, and mostly they're men, and mostly
it's for sex, and yes, some of it is a

little bit icky, but mostly it's pretty
harmless. Actually, I'm not... Some of

those men are parents, and some of them
are even on parent committees.

What are you saying?

Look, I'm not naming any names, okay?
But if a certain person is worried that

sister or brother -in -law would say
something about his regular visits to

establishment for sex in my B &D, that
person is so wrong.

I have no idea what you're talking
about.

If you're going to expel Jane for having
parents who own a brothel, maybe you

should expel Brittany H for having a dad
who uses one.

What do you want, Miss West?

I'm asking you to think about what's
fair.

Where have you been?

Sorting things. And I got some scrummy
red slugs and a chocolate log.

Oh, goody. My favourite.

So how did it go?

How did what go?

Well, I talked to Sophie and it looks
like Jane will be back at Tully Tots

before you know it.

What did you do?

Well, I checked on the facts because I
knew there'd be a connection and there

was. What are you talking about?

Mr. H has a daughter at Tully Tots. Who?

She's blonde, kind of a stringy blonde,
though not very pretty. No, no, I'm

talking about the father.

Well, he's a regular.

I didn't mean to spill.

Shit! Well, if you knew your clientele
better, you would have worked it out.

his motives were really obvious. Even
Sophie could see that.

After I pointed out to her how bad it
could look. You use blackmail. Well,

what's wrong with that? You use it all
the time. That's not the point.

Don't you want Jane to go back?

Pascal, if clients find out that we are
dobbing in their identities, this place

is dead.

Well, that's not going to happen.
Sophie's not going to say anything.

Oh, God.

Well, I was only trying to help.

And I thought it was pretty clever how I
worked it out. I thought you didn't

even like detective work.

Well, I don't. Not very much.

What's going on with you and Wayne?

Nothing. Why?

Have you had a fight or something?

Oh, don't be stupid.

It's good to have a change.

Anyway, I've got to go and make some
lunch. I'll make you a soup.

Okay. Yay!

Bernard? Who needs a rope?

Probably having a tug -of -war with
Cyclops.

I'll charge you for that.

Who? Van.

Watching the pennies.

You paid for that? What?

Money doesn't grow on trees, do you,
Fro?

Oh, beer.

I take it this is an aid of your scheme
to buy Elena off her fiancé? That's none

of your business.

You can't buy another person, Van. I'm
not buying her.

I'm buying her freedom.

And how much do you actually know about
this girl?

I know she loves me. Of course.

Well, you wouldn't understand that
because everyone fucking hates you.

And what if she decides to fuck off back
to Russia, Van?

You ever think about that? That she
might just be stringing you along?

No, she wants me. It's a fucking
fantasy, Van.

I'm not going to listen to you. I just
don't want her to get screwed over

You'd probably want to steal her off me,
bro.

Jesus. You stay away from her, you stay
away from me. Got it? I'm not going

anywhere near her. Good. Then you can
fuck off.

Go and get the fuck out of my house,
man.

No, I haven't finished my beer.

We haven't paid for it either.

Happy now?

If you won't go, then I'm going.

Leave them alone.

Are you backing this plan, Az? At least
he isn't afraid to get his hands dirty.

What, in the bog that they're rusty?

In ways you can only fantasise about,
Sunshine.

Meaning? I've been waiting for one of my
own to finally step up.

Others have promised so much and
delivered so little.

Are you planning something with Van?
That would have to be none of your

business.

But you can make yourself useful and
drop me down the rusty. Why, tackery cup

day. Always nice to see people be fast
and loose with their cash.

All right. Lucky bugger is fading now as
her hairiness pushes her nose ahead.

Her hairiness, her hairiness is
challenging her.

With my gammy leg possibly too wide,
still a virgin is looking dangerous.

Naughty girl is having trouble and
storming Norman isn't. 200 yards to go.

and distant cousin is a distant fourth.

Nothing in it now, as my gammy leg roars
up wide, and his gammy leg's still a

virgin, my gammy leg's still a virgin,
and my gammy leg has won the

You jammy bastard, Ted. I'll take that.
No, that's Alani.

Apologies, your princess looked like
she'd been lying on the beach for too

eating povimarsima. Never trust those
island girls.

They promise so much, and then they turn
into Mrs. Alani.

Bless her fine brain.

God, shame it only paid $1 .50.

Hardly worth it. Paid $600, just turned
into $800.

Pay my rent arrears.

Buy a couple of rounds.

Given it, no, no? Of course.

I'll get some chips as well.

Ted, such a winner.

Fancy a drink, you pen pusher?

Yeah, OK, why not?

Not like you to be throwing your cash
around.

You saying I'm tight?

No, no.

Not to worry, boy, it all comes back to
you in the end.

All right.

Damn, girl, you must have been pulling
some serious Gs on this baby.

I got a bit carried away.

That and a thigh vortex is pretty
impressive.

Oh, thanks, Gucci.

But can you fix it?

Yeah, no worries.

Hey, I'm just grabbing the banking.

Okay. Where's Pascal?

Oh, she just popped out to get some more
lube and some toffee pops.

Oh, Pascal.

Does she work here now?

Yep. She's really great.

Has to go west.

Finally on the game.

She'll be a big earner. No way.

Yeah. Her breasts alone could be charged
with extras.

Before you start raiding your piggy
banks, she's working on reception.

Oh, detective to pimp.

What do you know? She's helping me out.

Yeah, because I guess with the issues
Mr. J was having.

Hey, Gooch, you want to get the rest of
the stuff from the youth?

Yeah, sure.

Yeah.

Well, I figured you might know already
being family and all. Spit it out,

Okay, well, I don't know for sure, but I
think there was some unhealthy feelings

going on there from her to him, if you
get what I'm saying.

Did he tell you that?

Well, no.

But I'm a pretty sensitive kind of guy,
and especially when it comes to almost

step incest.

Which, well, you've got to admit, that's
pretty unattractive, even in an

attractive lady.

And you've got to feel for Mr J being
the almost victim of that.

Right. Still, working here might help
her get things in perspective, eh?

Yeah.

I've tried five daycare centres.

They've all got a six -month waiting
list.

So what's the plan?

I could probably swing some of your
little star of Bethlehem. No, we're not

sending Jane to a Catholic daycare.
Jane, have Plato and all that sort of

I'm not spending good money for my
daughter to get brainwashed.

Loretta West?

Loretta, it's Sophie from Totally Tots.
Oh, hi, Sophie.

I have some wonderful news.

I'm coming to a special meeting with the
Board of Trustees to see if I couldn't

change their stance and it was decided,
after much consideration, that Jane can

be reinstated on the role.

Oh! Oh, my God.

Well,

let me share the good news.

Guess what, everyone?

Jane is allowed back at totally top.

That is great. Isn't it?

Sophie, on behalf of the West family,
I'd just like to suggest that you take

your role and you shove it up your
tight, white, middle -class ass. It'll

most fun you've had in ages.

Louisa? What the fuck was that?

Jane is not going back to that place.
Yeah, well, you just made sure of that.

We'll find somewhere else. Even if we
have to bribe someone or open up a

center ourselves. But, Rebecca.

We can manage for now, okay?

Pascal might want to stay on.

Oh, um... Well, you know, given how you
feel about things at the moment,

I thought a change of scene might be
good for you.

No, I'm okay.

But you don't really like detective
work.

Or... Detective.

I didn't say that. Yeah, did say they
were pretty boring, though.

So, shall we call it a yes?

Let's hope to pass the count.

Oh, come on, Wayne.

Working with her and living with her, it
could get pretty wearing.

No, not really.

I need to talk to you right now about
the job.

Ow!

I was going to come and work for you
anyway. You don't have to blackmail me.

wasn't blackmailing you. I was teasing
you.

Well, that's dumb.

Everything that happened between me and
Wayne is totally over.

What?

Wayne, I did wrong.

I love him and he loves me.

Did you and Wayne do it?

Yeah, but not anymore.

Fuck, let's go.

Oliver, you can't say anything.

Please.

Let me

help with the warm -up, Ted.

Oh, God, that's firm.

Can't hurry an artist with his warm -up
band.

I've got to go, come on.

Full spin on both chambers.

Now I'm ready.

I think they quit snow before we die.

Come on.

Go.

Stop.

Oh, 37.

Frickin'. Would you think any less of me
if I said I know you came in my dress?

No, I didn't.

Fuck off!

What the fuck do you two think you're
doing? Waltzing in here at the last

does not get you a slice of the action,
boy. I wouldn't want it.

This has got to be the dumbest robbery
in history.

It's a bloody good score.

Van, you've got the keys.

It's going to take the cops five minutes
to figure this out. There's no signs of

forced entry.

We're going to break in all the way out?
It's still going to point straight back

to you, Van.

Or to your mate, Munter. Yeah, thanks,
bro. You arse. They owe me, Munter.

They've been real generous and I got us
a good deal. Yeah, but the deal doesn't

work for me, Munter.

For Yelena.

Hey. There are better ways to get the
money, man. No, no. There's working for

or there's stealing it.

I'll give you the money.

What? I can get you what you need.

20 grand.

What about me?

I'll get to you, alright?

Listen to me.

You will get what you need. I promise
you.

All you've got to do is leave the keys
and walk away.

This never happened. Got it?

Come on.

Leave it!

I've got something better planned for
you.

Okay?

Thanking you kindly.

You don't deserve it. Up yours.

What were you thinking?

You risk everything for a couple of
lousy grand at your local.

Risking what? You've been talking
yourself up for too long. I told you to

Well, spit it out. What have you got?

Steel to water. Cash. Object. Slate.

And a security system.

You can get around one of those.

Don't patronise me, Nancy Pance.

Good. Well, give me the details.

It's really twisted you to help you out.

Eh.

But it wasn't cool to desecrate the
sacred king, man.

Nearly got me in some big shit, bro.
Yeah, I don't know. I didn't mean to.

You're going to cross the line for love.

And sometimes it can be very unhealthy,
bro.

If she's with her,

you can't believe me, man.

Yeah, but how do you know?

You know, this is what concerns me.

That you are ready to risk so much for a
lady who may not feel as much for you

as you do for her, man. No, she's into
me.

Yeah, but how can you be sure?

I'm pretty sure...

Fucking choice.

Yep,

she loves me.

Totally Tots for Kented. Welcome, Jane,
back in fucking Ireland. Oh, good on

you. No, Mum, the place is run by
uptight bigots. I wouldn't send Jane

you paid me. Okay.

We'll find somewhere else.

Well, if Totally Tots want to lose their
star pupil, it's their fucking loss.

And how good a place can it be if
they're mean to my little girl?

So, come on, what's the news?

Not a lot. Oh, come on, there must be
some gall.

Well,

apart from Van doing the refit of the
rusty nail toilet.

Oh, no, really?

Yep, and Grandpa won the Waitakere Cup,
but he wasn't actually in the race.

Anything else?

Well, you can't say anything, Rita.

Please, you... Um...

No, I won't.

I promise.

That's you and you never keep your
promises.

Apart from that, bugger all, really.

Oh, well. I guess no news must be good
news.

Yeah.