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Well, I like it. I think we can do better.

Now, this looks interesting.

Honey, I'm getting quite hard just at the thought of working here.

You know that Hayden and I are starting this brothel. You're going to ditch the

tools for a bunch of hoes? Ben, I'm offering you a job. As what? Managing

tool guys. I'd train you up. Then I accept.

Accept what? My new job as the boss of the tool guys. Just let it go. You would

sell out your own granddaughter to a wanted criminal and a psychotic sister.

It's about what's right. Okay, fine.

As of now, you're gone. After all I did for that lousy lad boy, he throws me out

like some old sock and they just sat there, wouldn't say a dicky bird, me own

bloody family.

Terrible.

It just is.

Hurry up, Ted.

What did you need so much air freshener for? It weighs a ton.

You should know the reason for that.

It's a byproduct of stress.

It's not easy being a refugee.

You could sort it if you wanted. Take Wayne in hand. I'm not talking to him.

You need to get hard, Ted.

You used to be hard.

God. God!

The bastards.

So what if I'm not disabled?

No one else was using it. There is the piece of smegma.

Come here, you lily -livered council jellyfish!

Stay back. Number 6 and 14 of the enforcement code.

Devilship's better than the likes of you.

Open your mouth, so I can duck this piece of crap down your gob.

Holy shit.

Well, I did.

Starkey.

Come on, get it down, you, you girl.

Ted, in terms of my employment, strictly forbid the drinking of alcohol on duty.

Since when did you care about rule?

Since I joined the force.

Since I swore off alcohol.

And women.

You did a bunk to chase skirt.

Did I know?

But then I realised.

Women's parts were just the pincers of the devil.

Oh, no offense, Norrie. None taken. It's an honour to meet you.

Women have caused me nothing but trouble.

Led me into temptation.

Caused me to go on the run.

Oh, get your hand off it, Sparky. As God is my witness, I am a changed man. Oh,

Christ, you've not gone all God squad again.

This is bigger than God.

This is about rules, order, being part of society.

We're society, and you need to get that down you and get your end away. The

sooner you do, the sooner you'll be back to your old self.

But I don't want to be my old self.

You certainly don't look like your old self.

Better pose as a parking warden.

It can't be worth it. I'm not posing.

I am a parking warden. I'm proud of it. Bollocks. You are sparky, lighter of

fires, burner of all things flammable. Keep it down, will you? As an old and

trusted friend of Ted's, I'm sure you'll find the right way to dispose of this.

Can't do that, Noiri. It's in the system.

I suggest you take it out of the system. It was an honest mistake.

I can't.

I serve the community. You're not a servant.

You're nothing but a port.

A leech.

I understand that parking is an emotional issue. But I'm just doing my

And it's not Sparky.

It's Maurice now.

Maurice Gibbs.

Such talent.

It's a travesty.

We should go home.

Unpack the shopping.

I could slip into something.

Not now.

I'm thinking.

Right, this is the phone.

Here's where we write the appointments, and here is the list with everyone's

mobiles. Hmm, yeah. I've been thinking, maybe this isn't such a good idea.

Van, you are the one who wanted to step up. You are the one who wanted to train

as management. Yeah, I know, but, you know, as the senior tall guy, apart from

Munter, maybe I should be on site with Aaron and the Gooch. You're piking, is

that it? No!

Van, man up.

Yeah, but you throw me in the deep end. Look, a phone and a book and the paper

and the books. Then you'll be fine.

And while you're waiting for the phone to ring, you can read these.

What's that?

Department of Labor Health and Safety Guidelines and the Resource Management

Act.

Okay. If you want to be a manager, you have to understand what you're managing.

Yeah. Yeah.

So rip into it.

Hey, do you think it's wise leaving the van in charge of the bookings? Do I look

worried? Well, you should be.

You're right.

Which is why I've diverted the phone to my mobile.

You are so smart.

No time for that now.

We have a ruffle to open this. Of course we do.

Hello? Hello?

Hello? Hello?

You've reached the tool guys.

Hi, I'm Van West, I'm the manager.

I'm the manager.

Hi, hello.

Hello. Yo. Hi, my name's Van, I'm the tool.

A little early for that, isn't it?

Special occasion.

Bumped into Sparky this morning.

Where was he, under a cardboard box?

Fraternising with the enemy, working for the council.

Sparky. Don't worry, this is a sign. The time is right to get my crew together.

I can feel it in my loins.

Positively chubby I am. Me and the crew back together. What crew is this?

Usual suspects and Sparky. Grandpa. You've got your business, I've got mine.

want to argue about it?

So, what's the job you're planning?

Got to get the crew together first.

Yeah, good on you, Grandpa.

Here you go.

Do it fast, do it cheap, do it by tomorrow.

Yeah, me and the Gooch just wanted to say that we're totally honoured to be

working on this project with you guys. You don't have to be honoured, just do

what you're told.

But I mean this place, so much potential.

It could be the Taj Mahal of private establishments. Okay, listen to me.

This place does not need any structural changes or to be clad in gold. It just

needs to be functional.

Turn down hot water, clean out toilets, fix lighting, assemble kit set

furniture.

It's just that we were thinking that maybe some of the rooms could be like

themed.

Themed. We thought one could be a hunting den.

Leopard skins, ammo pouches. Evoking the feeling of hunting pussies. Okay.

Yeah, right on, Hades.

You get it.

See, it's like a man thing.

Remind us of everyone in the room with penises.

This is a business, not a fantasy.

Every expense will be spared because we have fuck all money. So just do the

list. I'm off to sort security.

The hunting den.

I liked it.

A man doesn't come here just to get laid in a room.

I mean, he wants to get laid in a boudoir.

Couldn't agree more.

What?

Well, as my old dad used to say, it's about giving men what they want.

That's what we're saying. Now, did Michelangelo say, I think the ceiling of

Sistine Chapel would look better if it was plain white?

No, sir. No, sir?

Huh? Did Leonardo da Vinci say, I think the Mona Lisa would be easier if she was

wearing a burka? I don't think so. I don't think so.

Now, you two are artists, right?

You should be free to express yourselves.

But Loretta said... Oh, forget about Loretta.

This is my business too.

So you're saying... What I'm saying...

There's more than one way to get around a tight budget.

And ways around a tight arse, too.

Like she's tight, as in men.

True.

But we won't let that hold us back, will we?

What are we waiting for?

We're not going to roll the guide dog collector, are we?

She's doing all right.

Never have I rolled a collector. I've never needed a crew of three.

Thor, watch this.

See it?

Scum of the earth.

Don't look.

You fuck.

It can't be.

It is.

Oi!

Sparky old dog.

Oh, sweet Jesus.

Good to see you, my friend. But before I shake your hand, tell me that ticket

was a tasteless prank.

Well, even if this mate will cover, they get hit.

Yeah, a win benefits a special rank. Even their own Olympics. Enough's

Someone has to defend civic rights.

Cut the clap, perhaps, Sparky. It's Maurice.

It's Sparky to your colleagues.

Ah, they're back at the council office.

No, you are back where you belong.

In a crew.

I have told you, Ted.

I have a different life now. A happy life. You're happy.

Plaguing the lives of innocent motorists. What? They don't get ticketed

don't infringe. That's just...

How happy would your employers be if they found out they'd hired an escaped

convict?

West, don't dub.

Filani's not a West.

You shame my family's honour with that ticket.

Lighting up the party.

I'll lose your job.

One job, but nothing involving fire.

That's more like it.

One quote, full security system and cameras. That's my best price.

Thanks, Wayne.

Get back to me when you want me to start.

Only me.

I'll call you.

Loretta? Nyree.

Nyree, what are you doing here?

I just happened to be passing.

And I miss my sweet Jane so much.

Well, she's not here.

No, I know.

But I miss you too.

What can we do for you, Nyree?

Oh, well, since you mention it...

Things have been a little difficult for poor dear Ted.

He would love to move back home.

He feels terrible about what happened.

I think it's time to heal the rift.

Well, you could have fooled me.

Does anyone else in here smell bacon fat?

Haven't you got more homes to invite?

Sties to shitty.

All right.

If you must know, having Ted around the house 24 -7, it's intolerable.

Ted!

Oh, Ted!

Our relationship has always been based on mystery and intrigue, but having him

there day in, day out, our sex life is suffering.

We used to be so inventive. So surprising. Never the same position. I'm

Now we're like an old married couple. It's missionary all the way, if he's got

enough lead in his pencil. Look, all right.

I'm prepared to let the old bugger move back in.

Oh, Wayne.

So relieved.

On one condition.

All right.

I want an assurance from Ted, in person, that he will respect the rules of the

house. Then, and only then, will I reconsider it.

What's that?

A concrete spray.

Why? To spray concrete.

Why? It's for the cave.

What the fuck is the cave?

Oh my God, you boys are visionaries. What have you done?

I've been de -rimming the likeness of a cave. What?

It's genius.

My clients are going to careen themselves.

Um, technically it was kind of keen on a pole, like a warm -up act for the

punters, in the centre or in the corner. There will be no pole anywhere.

We cannot afford a pole or a fucking cave or any of... this shit?

Well, that's not what Hayden said.

Sagittarians are in for a bit of a rough week. Has Ted been in at all?

How should I know? Thought you were married to him.

Hayden, have you seen the damage that your clowns are doing to our premises?

Well, technically Aaron and Gucci are your clowns, but yeah, I look forward to

seeing what they come up with. Are you mad?

The guys are fired up. This could be good.

But you know that our budget is two -tenths of fuck all. Why are you

them? Because, Loretta.

We are building a brothel. We?

I never agreed to spend money on any of that shit.

Yeah. Well, sometimes what you want and what men want are not the same thing.

Oh, here we go.

Men have need. Yeah, they need to get their end away.

You give a man what he wants and more, he will come back for more.

Repeat business, huh?

It's where it's at.

All right, fine. Do what you want.

I will. But don't think for one minute that I'm going to pay one dollar of any

unnecessary expenditure.

Okay. I'm not going to pay for your folly.

Agreed.

I mean it, Hayden. This is not going to cost me. I get that.

Okay, good.

Hi there.

Hello, guys. You're welcome.

It wasn't ringing.

I wasn't asleep.

You were snoring.

No, I wasn't.

I don't care.

Yeah, well, I wasn't.

Mum's here.

Yo, dude.

Hey.

Can't celebrate your first day in management.

Hey.

Woo. Hey, dude.

How is it?

I've got to read this, man.

And there's no pictures.

Far from that. It was a piece of piss, man.

I figured as much. Yeah.

You've got to wonder what we're paying Loretta for, bro.

The phone?

Didn't ring once.

Well, like, never. Never.

I reckon Loretta... I think she makes jobs up, bro.

She can look busy.

Justify her cut.

Yeah, totally.

Oh, bro, that's tricky.

It's management, bro.

It's a scam.

You know, the trouble with robbery nowadays is there's no actual money to

Everything is f -ed, boss.

Cashless, bloody society, no class.

I wonder if the collector lady's still there.

So, there isn't really a big score.

Well, if that's the case, I might just head off, eh? Sparky, sit down.

We'll have a feed, then we'll crack it.

And here she is, my muse.

Ted?

Boys?

Sparky? Oh, it's Maurice.

We could do with some tucker.

Whip us up some bacon and eggs, would you?

You didn't show to file your tips, Ted. Not important.

Your absence was noted.

If I didn't puff to Peter's, he's going to lick my arse. I have bigger fish to

fry now that I have my crew.

But we don't actually know what the score is.

Cook us some eggs. Off you go. Do it yourself.

They're your crew.

What the hell was the meaning of that?

I'm not your slave, Ted.

You don't talk down to me in front of my crew in my own home, you hear me?

It's not your home. It is now.

Your home is the West House.

Not anymore. Ted!

I went to see Wayne today.

You talked to that pork -buried traitor.

He is willing to extend the olive branch if you agree to one condition.

You what? Ted!

For God's sake, you don't have to mean it. Just agree to a few things, then

you're back to your rightful place. This is an act of betrayal. Ted!

As much as I love you, living with you around the clock, it isn't easy.

You don't want me here, is that it?

Ted, we're like boxers.

Our relationship works best when, after a bout of passion, we retire to our

separate corner. So you do want me out? No! You're as bad as all the rest of

them. Well, bugger it! I'm going!

I'm just saying this quote seems really high.

Well, I don't see why Wayne would want to rip us off.

Very relaxed, considering you're spending all your cash on Aaron

dreams.

Just taking a quick meal break, then straight back to it, eh? Well, that's

right, Aaron.

Have a drink, get some food, order what you like.

That's very nice of you. Not me. This is all on Hayden's tab.

Thanks, man.

This is really annoying you, isn't it?

What is?

That a man...

such as myself, with limited means, can perform such a miracle.

It's a brothel, not a religious experience.

You just don't know, all right? And it's driving you mad. Not so.

This is where being a man gives me the edge. Oh, not all that bullshit again.

You will be impressed.

And you'll be very poor.

When are you two getting your own place?

What? You need to get your own place pronto and make sure it has a decent

room. Can't really afford it at the moment, Ted. No, he definitely can't.

You and I are here to row. Don't mention that backstabbing strumpet.

Grandpa, talk to Wayne.

I've said all I have to say to that traitor.

Grandpa, can you tell me if this is a good deal for installing security?

What do you think?

It's not a good deal?

He's prepared to screw over every member of this family. Why would he do that?

Don't be a poof your whole life, Peters.

I'll do it for you.

You will?

Are you deaf?

It's just that it's quite a complicated job.

I've worked for the Porker for long enough.

I know a recessed contact flange from a stubby tight fit. Ten. I'll do it for

half. How can you do it for half?

For installation.

Okay. Done.

There you go.

Do you see what I see?

Yeah.

Just off your balaclavas, boys.

We're on. Yeah. What is it?

None of your business.

The guide dog collection would have gone home by now.

It's not that.

It's electrics. There's no fire?

Just electrics. Ah, yeah. Flat screen TVs. There's always plenty of buyers for

them. It's not TVs.

Portable kitchen appliances.

What? Countertop convection ovens. Oh, they go really well at Avondale Markets.

Nope. A batch of 12 -inch portable pizza ovens. Nope. Oh, man, Mr. Blimey

wouldn't want one of the birthdays coming up. It's not ovens. It's more of

shakedown job to grease the wheels.

Doesn't look like much.

Righto, let's get to it, boys.

Get to what?

And here is some more important reading.

Effective management for beginners.

I'm on to you, Loretta.

How's that, Van?

Trying to pull the wool in my eyes with all this reading.

You have to know the basics.

Well, I already know that this management thing is a crock of shit.

How's that?

I was here all day yesterday, and that phone didn't ring once.

So apart from reading the first page of this resource thingy, which no one in

the world could understand, by the way, I didn't do anything.

Lucky old you.

Right. So why are me and Munter paying you 15 % when the hardest thing about

this job is staying awake?

How do you know the phone didn't ring if you're asleep?

I wasn't asleep.

I rested sometimes.

My eyes.

But look, the point is, any idiot could do this job. You're right.

What?

Management is a job for idiots.

See, I told you so.

I am such an idiot that I forgot to take the phone off to IV yesterday.

What?

No, no, no.

Good luck, Van.

No, don't.

Hi, my name is T... Oh, Van.

There we go. Done and dusted.

Don't they usually come in boxes?

Had to test them. Make sure they're technically blue. Like I said, the full

professional service.

Right. Come on, half now, half on completion, as discussed.

Righto, I'll leave you to it.

Oh, hang on. You said that it included installation.

Oh, right.

Sparky! Sparky?

Sparky! It's Maurice now. Maurice Gibbs.

Oh, that's even worse than Barry.

I'm incognito.

Yeah, but if you're going to call yourself after any BG, why would you

Maurice? Best of the chit -chat. Hop to it.

Don't worry, I won't be any longer than necessary.

Oh, by the rush.

I'm experiencing deep moral conflict being inside a...

..a house of ill repute.

I can smell the sex already. There hasn't been any sex. We haven't opened

But there will be.

So would you prefer to go back to jail?

You what?

Well, imagine if the cops found out that you were here.

Nah, you wouldn't. I own a brothel now, Maurice.

I have to keep above the law.

But if a certain fugitive agreed to scratch my back... Oh, don't touch

I'm speaking metaphorically.

A full rewiring and the cops will never know that you were here.

You are the devil.

Look! It's my power!

Is it now?

No, this is just a piece of scaffolding.

To be used as a pole. I was a stripper when I was young.

Oh, the glory days of youth.

Well, carry on.

Well, you mean it's okay?

Oh, spend up large. If you can dream it, you have to go for it. Might I suggest

a tropically themed room?

Oh, Tropicana.

Oh, palm trees.

Little drinks with umbrellas. A hammock.

Oh, you've had sex in a hammock? With Mrs. Fulani. They'll defy the laws of

physics. So...

You're all good if I install this for Trudy's voyeur room.

Like I said, go for it.

Hey, I'm thinking a rubber room.

With dildos protruding from the floor.

Well, we're talking about what men want, aren't we?

Morning.

Janey about?

No, she's already gone to Tully Top.

Oh, what a shame.

Did Ted happen to stay over last night?

I thought he was with you.

I passed on your request, but being the stubborn man he is, he chose to shoot

the messenger.

Who did he shoot?

He's left me, Pascal.

Oh.

Why, are you all right?

Well, at first I was pleased to have him out from under my feet.

But then, last night, alone in the bed, I missed having his naked body next to

mine. The way he used to spoon me, a single bar of hot manhood warming my

back. Yeah, Ted hasn't been here.

It's hard to think of poor Ted sleeping rough under a bridge, perhaps.

My terms still stand.

I see.

Well, if by chance you see him, tell him I'm wearing the black lace teddy in

memory of the good times.

Poor Myra.

He thinks he'd be stoked to get rid of the old codger.

Well, he was only helping me.

He aided and abetted an escaped prisoner who committed armed robbery. He broke

the law.

Well, no one got arrested or anything.

I can't go back on this, Pascal.

I know you're right. It's just, it's grandpa being grandpa.

You know, you can't teach an old tiger to change his spots.

Yeah, maybe.

And Nairie is going to be around here every day, half my ass.

Only because she misses Janie.

Job security.

Hi, how are you?

What? Totally gone.

Well, yeah, I'll be over there soon.

Yeah, okay.

I'll sort it.

Okay.

What happened?

One of our secure premises got done over last night.

What did they take?

The security system.

Weird. Ain't it?

Well, who would want to take that?

You stole a security system.

It's just the beginning.

Here's to me and the crew and sticking it up the jug.

Okay, just a couple of points here, Grandpa.

Like what?

Well, you don't want to take any risks, do you?

No pain, no gain.

This sleeping on the couch business?

It's not ideal.

Where else am I meant to go?

Well, it's just... Talk to Nyree. No chance of that. She's made a bed.

I just think you need to take things carefully at the moment. I know what I'm

about. We'll have that oinker on the run in no time.

It's coming together.

In ways that you wouldn't believe.

Can I get to that security system tomorrow? Something out of left field

You're assuming that I'm accepting your quote.

You're not?

No, I've got a better offer.

I was doing it for cost.

Well, it can't have been that generous because I've got it for half.

No one in their right mind would do it for half.

Well, I guess that's their problem.

Who is it?

Can't tell you that.

I want to know the name of the bastard undercutting me.

Sparky. What's he doing?

You're undercutting me. No, no, sir, I am not.

I'm only doing what I have to do to earn my freedom from enslavement.

What? Loretta blackmailed me to stay after Ted insisted I install this.

Fuck it, get back to work.

Fucking old bastard.

Relax the rest, you poof.

Ted. What's up, you old jacksy?

On my way here, I've been trying to think of one reason why I shouldn't

you in the head. So far, it's eluded me.

Do your worst, dark boy. I want that security system that you took back in

and reinstalled. What are you going to do, squeal to your petty mates? You know

that client is a big earner for me. So suffer as I have suffered. Suffer what?

The humiliation of being turfed out of my own home in front of my own family.

eye for an eye, Trotsky. What you did was flat out fucking wrong.

I did what was right by my rules, my code.

I will not be made a fool of.

All right, you made your point.

You ain't seen nothing yet.

How about we compromise?

No, they're a good start. They're gone.

Bury the hatchet.

You can move back home in exchange for the gear.

All right.

But here's what I want.

You move out to the caravan.

What? It's not like you need a big room with Flutty in the Minj Motel.

Norrie's been a bit out of sorts and we could use a bit of space.

You don't get to call the shots.

I haven't finished yet.

We had a big family dinner, roast beef, Yorkshire pud, the whole shebang, and

you declare publicly in front of all my grandchildren and Nairie that I, Ted

West, am the rightful master of my house.

Shh. Deal or no deal.

Get farted.

Sparky, how's it going?

Just about done, Danny.

Great, now you can start pulling it out again.

Eh? That system belongs to somebody else and I'm repossessing it.

I've already paid a deposit.

It's stolen property and I want it back and reinstalled across town.

You're not going to call the cops.

Oh, come on, Wayne.

This is what happens when you do a deal with Ted West.

Fool.

Damn.

Sparky, pull yourself together.

Ted used his knowledge of my business to shaft me yet again and I'm not standing

for it. And by the way, My generous offer just expired.

You want a security system?

Add 20%. You didn't tell me that a half price meant fully stolen.

You're a West, you know the school. Grandpa, I'm opening a brothel. A case

point. Even though it is now legal, it still invites more scrutiny from the

authorities than if I was opening, say, a florist. I don't need fenced goods on

my premises.

You've gone soft.

Soft from living under the same roof as that brown -skinned... Grandpa, give it

a rest.

Jethro's the only one who's got any balls. I don't give a flying fuck.

Right now, I have lost my security system. One of my bedrooms resembles the

flume right at Rainbow's End. And my electrician is about to bugger off or

electrodes through his scrotum.

I want my money back.

It won't be necessary.

Grandpa, you said half on delivery, half on completion.

It has just walked out the door.

I will sort it out.

Today? I just said I'd bloody sort it, didn't I?

Janie's not here. I know. I was looking for Ted.

It'd be pretty unlikely he'd be here. I feel he's lost to me.

It's not that hard to find, Nari. I just threw him down the pub. How was he?

Despite my generous offer to let bygones be bygones, he refused.

But he's all right? Safe? Well?

I don't care about his state of bloody hell. That's not very compassionate,

Wayne. He's giving me the shit. I thought Maori people were meant to

their elders.

He is not my elder.

And if you want my opinion, it's like he's on some kind of bender.

You ain't so bloody old I'd call it a midlife crisis. I see.

He's out of control.

You think he's up to no good?

I bloody know it. And if I were you, I would cut him off. Leave him to his

rampage. Perhaps you're right.

Thanks, Wayne.

You must be Sparky. I'm Reese.

I've heard a lot about you. You have a very fiery reputation.

Ah, that was a different me.

Pity.

Angel likes it hot.

And if you want to measure some real high voltage...

and ponce off back to Nancy Land. You're part of the Ted West crew now.

Come on!

I've got a new score for us. A score?

As in a real job?

This one will really show the oinker who's in charge, but we've got to move

quickly. What is it?

You'll find out exactly what when we're close to the target. Yeah, it's just

that if we had known about the other job a little bit in advance, we might have,

um... What?

Chosen not to do it. Why?

Well, it wasn't very spectacular, was it?

We're not putting on certain bloody delays.

Yeah, I know, but... It is pleasant.

It's giving the fingers to Mr Pork and Poo, huh?

It's not another security system, is it?

So what if it is? Well, it's just that as heists go, stealing a security system

is just... It's just not sexy.

Traditionally, I've found robbery to be more exciting if it involves actual

things of actual value.

Like, uh, late model cars, jewellery. Cash.

An oldie, but a goodie. Yeah, not to put too fine a point on its head.

The general security system is so... It's what?

It's a bit beneath us.

What are you saying? You're not going to do it?

We have our standards.

No disrespect.

Then bugger off, both of you. You can fuck off back to the shag palace.

Sparky and I'll take care of it. We don't need two yellow -bellied has

like you. There's no need to go that way, Ted.

Oh, then piss off.

I bloody live here.

The Tropicana room needs some palms.

Here, you can come and help me take it out.

Right,

then. Chew with me, fella.

Actually, Ted, I haven't got time.

What? Well, I've got so much to do for Loretta.

You're my crew, not hers.

They want dimmers on everything.

Tropicana room needs a heat pump.

Then it's a cave.

Bloody pikers!

Hello, Ted.

Come to file your tips?

Might do.

Why else would you be here?

I have my reasons.

Are they going with the crew?

They're not a crew. They're not the scab on a sailor's Johnson.

What's happened to it? It's not like the old days when there were real hard

hitters like Lefty. They've let you down?

Up and off like a bunch of girls' blouses.

Perhaps I've let you down too.

Moving out's been good for refocusing my career.

Mr. Ted, like you wouldn't believe.

Is that so?

And though Wayne warned me to stay away from you... What?

Then you know.

The conniving bastard.

Are you angry, Ted? I'm fucking furious.

How dare he tell us what to do? But he doesn't. Eh?

I'm yours.

And I'm all the crew you need.

You mean... What is Bonnie without her Clyde?

The world's our oyster, my sweet.

Together we make sparks fly.

It's good to be back.

When you were gone, there was a part of me that felt so empty, so hollow, I felt

dry, Ted.

Dry. And now?

You are desert rain filling my pool.

Who said crime doesn't pay?

Wait. Why?

Let's bottle this moment.

Let's not get complacent, missionary.

I'm not thinking Christian thoughts right now, that's for sure. You know

mean. What we have is too special to become dull.

Promise me you won't stay over.

Make love to me.

Spend me.

Exhaust me. And then go.

Like a shadow in the night.

I can work with that.

The question is, can you work with this?

Oh, Ted.

That shower is a triumph, Maurice.

Let's work on the thermostat.

You can put this lot in tomorrow.

All right, all right. Where did you get them from?

I can't reveal the sources.

Tell me they're not stolen.

It's in its original boxes. What more do you need?

The line.

Portable pizza oven? For me?

It was the least I could do.

I don't know what to say.

I apologise for any...

Hard words, though. It's changed between us.

Miss Villani, you've got to love this picture. Oh, Ted!

Oh, Jesus Christ!

No hard feelings.

Look at that. The colour of money.

This is the beginning of a new beginning. Me and Nairie, we're going to

this town just you watch.

You're back at Nairie's? No.

You're not sleeping here?

Don't worry, I've got myself sorted.

Well, I guess I should be impressed.

Yes, you should.

But knocking off an electrical appliance warehouse, pretty low -end stuff.

Who are you calling low -end?

Could get you caught.

You can't do the crime if you're worried about the time.

Grandpa, I can't have you inside.

I need you out here.

You've got something better.

I will.

Better be worth my while. I've got my mojo back. I want to use it. I know

And the oink is still at large. And I'm working on it.

Okay?

All right, then.

Enjoy the pizza maker.

I have to go back in. Can you guys look after Jane for me? Uh -huh.

And, Wayne, I won't be accepting your quote.

Who's doing it?

That's commercially sensitive information.

Tell Ted.

And while he's prancing around town acting like some geriatric Al Capone,

door to this house is closed to him. Okay.

Van!

You managed to stay awake today.

I had nine calls, actually.

And I gave an estimate.

Phone's ringing.

I think because I've had my hands on my experience, you know, I think that I'm

actually more qualified than you.

To do the managing.

Van. See? The phone.

Oh, shit.

Van West, Tall Guys manager, speaking.

Hello.

Hello.

I would consider it an honour if you wanted me to be the first to see your

Oh, Eric, you're so not the first.

No need to be like that. It's not finished.

Well, maybe later.

I doubt it.

Hey, you're not still shitty about the dildo room, are you? That wasn't a

against you, my love. You can stick whatever you want, wherever you want.

We're still busy here.

I see.

May I say the Tropicana room is a triumph!

What's going on?

Small token of appreciation for everyone's hard work.

They haven't finished yet.

One step at a time, all right?

Everybody needs a little bit of appreciation.

Yeah.

Okay, fine. Good.

Thank you, everyone.

And here's to the courtesans of Henderson.

The quarter what?

The courtesans of Henderson. What's wrong with that?

It sucks. Never gonna work.

It's the name that suggests class, right?

Yeah, but what men really want... Oh, here we go. No, no, they want horny.

Sassy, sexy, you know.

A little bit of rock and roll. Really? There was only one name for it.

Oh, shit.

To Loretta!

No.

Yes. Told you it was a hooker name.

Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.

You're amazing.

The way you can stay so focused.

Oh, I'm nearly done.

Just have to finish the glowworm effect in your cave, and I'm out of here.

Oh, that's a real shame, Maurice.

I swear I detected a spark between us.

What are you doing here?

Enjoying myself.

That turd was a bit over the top. Like I said, no hard feelings.

And now that I've expressed my feelings with that particularly fine offering,

the door is shut.

Well, you didn't say there was going to be portable pizza ovens. Too late now.

Oh, have you got anything else on the go? No, no, no, you have standards.

Oh, that was more Fulani than me.

I've got the ideal crew now. She gives me excellent cover and outstanding

Why are you around there, then?

Leave them wanting more. That's a secret, Eric.

Some of us aren't getting any at all. You need to milk the lizard.

That'll sort you.

Toss a load off.

Ah.

Nice healthy wanker, then, an early night.

Right, you up?

Yeah. Good night, kid.

What are you doing?

We're topping and tailing. Just in the short term. Don't mind me.

Just, uh, aim the other way.

So did you have anything to do with the name?

That was a vote.

Unanimous.

It's my place too, you know.

It certainly is now.

Anyway, I think it's perfect.

Well, at least I didn't have to hemorrhage money like you did.

Me? Why, I'm under budget.

Bullshit. After all that?

First rule of management.

Harness the enthusiasm of your employees.

The Van Goghs.

The Da Vinci's of this world.

They begged, borrowed, stole to make their art.

Because they knew.

But they had to see the vision through.

Everything. And I mean everything they used.

They got for nicks.

But you still have to pay them for their labour.

Oh, I think they're pretty happy with their deal.

In fact, they've been paid as we speak.

You guys really are the best.

You made my poll happen, so I'm going to make your poll

happen.

There really is a pussy god.

That is so... Clever. I was going to say cheap.

Well, I'm just going with what men want.

I think we've got some unfinished business.

Don't you?

I can't do this.

I've sworn off women.

Is that your problem?

I have.

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