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Well, I like it. I think we can do
better.

Now, this looks interesting.

Honey, I'm getting quite hard just at
the thought of working here.

You know that Hayden and I are starting
this brothel. You're going to ditch the

tools for a bunch of hoes? Ben, I'm
offering you a job. As what? Managing

tool guys. I'd train you up. Then I
accept.

Accept what? My new job as the boss of
the tool guys. Just let it go. You would

sell out your own granddaughter to a
wanted criminal and a psychotic sister.

It's about what's right. Okay, fine.

As of now, you're gone. After all I did
for that lousy lad boy, he throws me out

like some old sock and they just sat
there, wouldn't say a dicky bird, me own

bloody family.

Terrible.

It just is.

Hurry up, Ted.

What did you need so much air freshener
for? It weighs a ton.

You should know the reason for that.

It's a byproduct of stress.

It's not easy being a refugee.

You could sort it if you wanted. Take
Wayne in hand. I'm not talking to him.

You need to get hard, Ted.

You used to be hard.

God. God!

The bastards.

So what if I'm not disabled?

No one else was using it. There is the
piece of smegma.

Come here, you lily -livered council
jellyfish!

Stay back. Number 6 and 14 of the
enforcement code.

Devilship's better than the likes of
you.

Open your mouth, so I can duck this
piece of crap down your gob.

Holy shit.

Well, I did.

Starkey.

Come on, get it down, you, you girl.

Ted, in terms of my employment, strictly
forbid the drinking of alcohol on duty.

Since when did you care about rule?

Since I joined the force.

Since I swore off alcohol.

And women.

You did a bunk to chase skirt.

Did I know?

But then I realised.

Women's parts were just the pincers of
the devil.

Oh, no offense, Norrie. None taken. It's
an honour to meet you.

Women have caused me nothing but
trouble.

Led me into temptation.

Caused me to go on the run.

Oh, get your hand off it, Sparky. As God
is my witness, I am a changed man. Oh,

Christ, you've not gone all God squad
again.

This is bigger than God.

This is about rules, order, being part
of society.

We're society, and you need to get that
down you and get your end away. The

sooner you do, the sooner you'll be back
to your old self.

But I don't want to be my old self.

You certainly don't look like your old
self.

Better pose as a parking warden.

It can't be worth it. I'm not posing.

I am a parking warden. I'm proud of it.
Bollocks. You are sparky, lighter of

fires, burner of all things flammable.
Keep it down, will you? As an old and

trusted friend of Ted's, I'm sure you'll
find the right way to dispose of this.

Can't do that, Noiri. It's in the
system.

I suggest you take it out of the system.
It was an honest mistake.

I can't.

I serve the community. You're not a
servant.

You're nothing but a port.

A leech.

I understand that parking is an
emotional issue. But I'm just doing my

And it's not Sparky.

It's Maurice now.

Maurice Gibbs.

Such talent.

It's a travesty.

We should go home.

Unpack the shopping.

I could slip into something.

Not now.

I'm thinking.

Right, this is the phone.

Here's where we write the appointments,
and here is the list with everyone's

mobiles. Hmm, yeah. I've been thinking,
maybe this isn't such a good idea.

Van, you are the one who wanted to step
up. You are the one who wanted to train

as management. Yeah, I know, but, you
know, as the senior tall guy, apart from

Munter, maybe I should be on site with
Aaron and the Gooch. You're piking, is

that it? No!

Van, man up.

Yeah, but you throw me in the deep end.
Look, a phone and a book and the paper

and the books. Then you'll be fine.

And while you're waiting for the phone
to ring, you can read these.

What's that?

Department of Labor Health and Safety
Guidelines and the Resource Management

Act.

Okay. If you want to be a manager, you
have to understand what you're managing.

Yeah. Yeah.

So rip into it.

Hey, do you think it's wise leaving the
van in charge of the bookings? Do I look

worried? Well, you should be.

You're right.

Which is why I've diverted the phone to
my mobile.

You are so smart.

No time for that now.

We have a ruffle to open this. Of course
we do.

Hello? Hello?

Hello? Hello?

You've reached the tool guys.

Hi, I'm Van West, I'm the manager.

I'm the manager.

Hi, hello.

Hello. Yo. Hi, my name's Van, I'm the
tool.

A little early for that, isn't it?

Special occasion.

Bumped into Sparky this morning.

Where was he, under a cardboard box?

Fraternising with the enemy, working for
the council.

Sparky. Don't worry, this is a sign. The
time is right to get my crew together.

I can feel it in my loins.

Positively chubby I am. Me and the crew
back together. What crew is this?

Usual suspects and Sparky. Grandpa.
You've got your business, I've got mine.

want to argue about it?

So, what's the job you're planning?

Got to get the crew together first.

Yeah, good on you, Grandpa.

Here you go.

Do it fast, do it cheap, do it by
tomorrow.

Yeah, me and the Gooch just wanted to
say that we're totally honoured to be

working on this project with you guys.
You don't have to be honoured, just do

what you're told.

But I mean this place, so much
potential.

It could be the Taj Mahal of private
establishments. Okay, listen to me.

This place does not need any structural
changes or to be clad in gold. It just

needs to be functional.

Turn down hot water, clean out toilets,
fix lighting, assemble kit set

furniture.

It's just that we were thinking that
maybe some of the rooms could be like

themed.

Themed. We thought one could be a
hunting den.

Leopard skins, ammo pouches. Evoking the
feeling of hunting pussies. Okay.

Yeah, right on, Hades.

You get it.

See, it's like a man thing.

Remind us of everyone in the room with
penises.

This is a business, not a fantasy.

Every expense will be spared because we
have fuck all money. So just do the

list. I'm off to sort security.

The hunting den.

I liked it.

A man doesn't come here just to get laid
in a room.

I mean, he wants to get laid in a
boudoir.

Couldn't agree more.

What?

Well, as my old dad used to say, it's
about giving men what they want.

That's what we're saying. Now, did
Michelangelo say, I think the ceiling of

Sistine Chapel would look better if it
was plain white?

No, sir. No, sir?

Huh? Did Leonardo da Vinci say, I think
the Mona Lisa would be easier if she was

wearing a burka? I don't think so. I
don't think so.

Now, you two are artists, right?

You should be free to express
yourselves.

But Loretta said... Oh, forget about
Loretta.

This is my business too.

So you're saying... What I'm saying...

There's more than one way to get around
a tight budget.

And ways around a tight arse, too.

Like she's tight, as in men.

True.

But we won't let that hold us back, will
we?

What are we waiting for?

We're not going to roll the guide dog
collector, are we?

She's doing all right.

Never have I rolled a collector. I've
never needed a crew of three.

Thor, watch this.

See it?

Scum of the earth.

Don't look.

You fuck.

It can't be.

It is.

Oi!

Sparky old dog.

Oh, sweet Jesus.

Good to see you, my friend. But before I
shake your hand, tell me that ticket

was a tasteless prank.

Well, even if this mate will cover, they
get hit.

Yeah, a win benefits a special rank.
Even their own Olympics. Enough's

Someone has to defend civic rights.

Cut the clap, perhaps, Sparky. It's
Maurice.

It's Sparky to your colleagues.

Ah, they're back at the council office.

No, you are back where you belong.

In a crew.

I have told you, Ted.

I have a different life now. A happy
life. You're happy.

Plaguing the lives of innocent
motorists. What? They don't get ticketed

don't infringe. That's just...

How happy would your employers be if
they found out they'd hired an escaped

convict?

West, don't dub.

Filani's not a West.

You shame my family's honour with that
ticket.

Lighting up the party.

I'll lose your job.

One job, but nothing involving fire.

That's more like it.

One quote, full security system and
cameras. That's my best price.

Thanks, Wayne.

Get back to me when you want me to
start.

Only me.

I'll call you.

Loretta? Nyree.

Nyree, what are you doing here?

I just happened to be passing.

And I miss my sweet Jane so much.

Well, she's not here.

No, I know.

But I miss you too.

What can we do for you, Nyree?

Oh, well, since you mention it...

Things have been a little difficult for
poor dear Ted.

He would love to move back home.

He feels terrible about what happened.

I think it's time to heal the rift.

Well, you could have fooled me.

Does anyone else in here smell bacon
fat?

Haven't you got more homes to invite?

Sties to shitty.

All right.

If you must know, having Ted around the
house 24 -7, it's intolerable.

Ted!

Oh, Ted!

Our relationship has always been based
on mystery and intrigue, but having him

there day in, day out, our sex life is
suffering.

We used to be so inventive. So
surprising. Never the same position. I'm

Now we're like an old married couple.
It's missionary all the way, if he's got

enough lead in his pencil. Look, all
right.

I'm prepared to let the old bugger move
back in.

Oh, Wayne.

So relieved.

On one condition.

All right.

I want an assurance from Ted, in person,
that he will respect the rules of the

house. Then, and only then, will I
reconsider it.

What's that?

A concrete spray.

Why? To spray concrete.

Why? It's for the cave.

What the fuck is the cave?

Oh my God, you boys are visionaries.
What have you done?

I've been de -rimming the likeness of a
cave. What?

It's genius.

My clients are going to careen
themselves.

Um, technically it was kind of keen on a
pole, like a warm -up act for the

punters, in the centre or in the corner.
There will be no pole anywhere.

We cannot afford a pole or a fucking
cave or any of... this shit?

Well, that's not what Hayden said.

Sagittarians are in for a bit of a rough
week. Has Ted been in at all?

How should I know? Thought you were
married to him.

Hayden, have you seen the damage that
your clowns are doing to our premises?

Well, technically Aaron and Gucci are
your clowns, but yeah, I look forward to

seeing what they come up with. Are you
mad?

The guys are fired up. This could be
good.

But you know that our budget is two
-tenths of fuck all. Why are you

them? Because, Loretta.

We are building a brothel. We?

I never agreed to spend money on any of
that shit.

Yeah. Well, sometimes what you want and
what men want are not the same thing.

Oh, here we go.

Men have need. Yeah, they need to get
their end away.

You give a man what he wants and more,
he will come back for more.

Repeat business, huh?

It's where it's at.

All right, fine. Do what you want.

I will. But don't think for one minute
that I'm going to pay one dollar of any

unnecessary expenditure.

Okay. I'm not going to pay for your
folly.

Agreed.

I mean it, Hayden. This is not going to
cost me. I get that.

Okay, good.

Hi there.

Hello, guys. You're welcome.

It wasn't ringing.

I wasn't asleep.

You were snoring.

No, I wasn't.

I don't care.

Yeah, well, I wasn't.

Mum's here.

Yo, dude.

Hey.

Can't celebrate your first day in
management.

Hey.

Woo. Hey, dude.

How is it?

I've got to read this, man.

And there's no pictures.

Far from that. It was a piece of piss,
man.

I figured as much. Yeah.

You've got to wonder what we're paying
Loretta for, bro.

The phone?

Didn't ring once.

Well, like, never. Never.

I reckon Loretta... I think she makes
jobs up, bro.

She can look busy.

Justify her cut.

Yeah, totally.

Oh, bro, that's tricky.

It's management, bro.

It's a scam.

You know, the trouble with robbery
nowadays is there's no actual money to

Everything is f -ed, boss.

Cashless, bloody society, no class.

I wonder if the collector lady's still
there.

So, there isn't really a big score.

Well, if that's the case, I might just
head off, eh? Sparky, sit down.

We'll have a feed, then we'll crack it.

And here she is, my muse.

Ted?

Boys?

Sparky? Oh, it's Maurice.

We could do with some tucker.

Whip us up some bacon and eggs, would
you?

You didn't show to file your tips, Ted.
Not important.

Your absence was noted.

If I didn't puff to Peter's, he's going
to lick my arse. I have bigger fish to

fry now that I have my crew.

But we don't actually know what the
score is.

Cook us some eggs. Off you go. Do it
yourself.

They're your crew.

What the hell was the meaning of that?

I'm not your slave, Ted.

You don't talk down to me in front of my
crew in my own home, you hear me?

It's not your home. It is now.

Your home is the West House.

Not anymore. Ted!

I went to see Wayne today.

You talked to that pork -buried traitor.

He is willing to extend the olive branch
if you agree to one condition.

You what? Ted!

For God's sake, you don't have to mean
it. Just agree to a few things, then

you're back to your rightful place. This
is an act of betrayal. Ted!

As much as I love you, living with you
around the clock, it isn't easy.

You don't want me here, is that it?

Ted, we're like boxers.

Our relationship works best when, after
a bout of passion, we retire to our

separate corner. So you do want me out?
No! You're as bad as all the rest of

them. Well, bugger it! I'm going!

I'm just saying this quote seems really
high.

Well, I don't see why Wayne would want
to rip us off.

Very relaxed, considering you're
spending all your cash on Aaron

dreams.

Just taking a quick meal break, then
straight back to it, eh? Well, that's

right, Aaron.

Have a drink, get some food, order what
you like.

That's very nice of you. Not me. This is
all on Hayden's tab.

Thanks, man.

This is really annoying you, isn't it?

What is?

That a man...

such as myself, with limited means, can
perform such a miracle.

It's a brothel, not a religious
experience.

You just don't know, all right? And it's
driving you mad. Not so.

This is where being a man gives me the
edge. Oh, not all that bullshit again.

You will be impressed.

And you'll be very poor.

When are you two getting your own place?

What? You need to get your own place
pronto and make sure it has a decent

room. Can't really afford it at the
moment, Ted. No, he definitely can't.

You and I are here to row. Don't mention
that backstabbing strumpet.

Grandpa, talk to Wayne.

I've said all I have to say to that
traitor.

Grandpa, can you tell me if this is a
good deal for installing security?

What do you think?

It's not a good deal?

He's prepared to screw over every member
of this family. Why would he do that?

Don't be a poof your whole life, Peters.

I'll do it for you.

You will?

Are you deaf?

It's just that it's quite a complicated
job.

I've worked for the Porker for long
enough.

I know a recessed contact flange from a
stubby tight fit. Ten. I'll do it for

half. How can you do it for half?

For installation.

Okay. Done.

There you go.

Do you see what I see?

Yeah.

Just off your balaclavas, boys.

We're on. Yeah. What is it?

None of your business.

The guide dog collection would have gone
home by now.

It's not that.

It's electrics. There's no fire?

Just electrics. Ah, yeah. Flat screen
TVs. There's always plenty of buyers for

them. It's not TVs.

Portable kitchen appliances.

What? Countertop convection ovens. Oh,
they go really well at Avondale Markets.

Nope. A batch of 12 -inch portable pizza
ovens. Nope. Oh, man, Mr. Blimey

wouldn't want one of the birthdays
coming up. It's not ovens. It's more of

shakedown job to grease the wheels.

Doesn't look like much.

Righto, let's get to it, boys.

Get to what?

And here is some more important reading.

Effective management for beginners.

I'm on to you, Loretta.

How's that, Van?

Trying to pull the wool in my eyes with
all this reading.

You have to know the basics.

Well, I already know that this
management thing is a crock of shit.

How's that?

I was here all day yesterday, and that
phone didn't ring once.

So apart from reading the first page of
this resource thingy, which no one in

the world could understand, by the way,
I didn't do anything.

Lucky old you.

Right. So why are me and Munter paying
you 15 % when the hardest thing about

this job is staying awake?

How do you know the phone didn't ring if
you're asleep?

I wasn't asleep.

I rested sometimes.

My eyes.

But look, the point is, any idiot could
do this job. You're right.

What?

Management is a job for idiots.

See, I told you so.

I am such an idiot that I forgot to take
the phone off to IV yesterday.

What?

No, no, no.

Good luck, Van.

No, don't.

Hi, my name is T... Oh, Van.

There we go. Done and dusted.

Don't they usually come in boxes?

Had to test them. Make sure they're
technically blue. Like I said, the full

professional service.

Right. Come on, half now, half on
completion, as discussed.

Righto, I'll leave you to it.

Oh, hang on. You said that it included
installation.

Oh, right.

Sparky! Sparky?

Sparky! It's Maurice now. Maurice Gibbs.

Oh, that's even worse than Barry.

I'm incognito.

Yeah, but if you're going to call
yourself after any BG, why would you

Maurice? Best of the chit -chat. Hop to
it.

Don't worry, I won't be any longer than
necessary.

Oh, by the rush.

I'm experiencing deep moral conflict
being inside a...

..a house of ill repute.

I can smell the sex already. There
hasn't been any sex. We haven't opened

But there will be.

So would you prefer to go back to jail?

You what?

Well, imagine if the cops found out that
you were here.

Nah, you wouldn't. I own a brothel now,
Maurice.

I have to keep above the law.

But if a certain fugitive agreed to
scratch my back... Oh, don't touch

I'm speaking metaphorically.

A full rewiring and the cops will never
know that you were here.

You are the devil.

Look! It's my power!

Is it now?

No, this is just a piece of scaffolding.

To be used as a pole. I was a stripper
when I was young.

Oh, the glory days of youth.

Well, carry on.

Well, you mean it's okay?

Oh, spend up large. If you can dream it,
you have to go for it. Might I suggest

a tropically themed room?

Oh, Tropicana.

Oh, palm trees.

Little drinks with umbrellas. A hammock.

Oh, you've had sex in a hammock? With
Mrs. Fulani. They'll defy the laws of

physics. So...

You're all good if I install this for
Trudy's voyeur room.

Like I said, go for it.

Hey, I'm thinking a rubber room.

With dildos protruding from the floor.

Well, we're talking about what men want,
aren't we?

Morning.

Janey about?

No, she's already gone to Tully Top.

Oh, what a shame.

Did Ted happen to stay over last night?

I thought he was with you.

I passed on your request, but being the
stubborn man he is, he chose to shoot

the messenger.

Who did he shoot?

He's left me, Pascal.

Oh.

Why, are you all right?

Well, at first I was pleased to have him
out from under my feet.

But then, last night, alone in the bed,
I missed having his naked body next to

mine. The way he used to spoon me, a
single bar of hot manhood warming my

back. Yeah, Ted hasn't been here.

It's hard to think of poor Ted sleeping
rough under a bridge, perhaps.

My terms still stand.

I see.

Well, if by chance you see him, tell him
I'm wearing the black lace teddy in

memory of the good times.

Poor Myra.

He thinks he'd be stoked to get rid of
the old codger.

Well, he was only helping me.

He aided and abetted an escaped prisoner
who committed armed robbery. He broke

the law.

Well, no one got arrested or anything.

I can't go back on this, Pascal.

I know you're right. It's just, it's
grandpa being grandpa.

You know, you can't teach an old tiger
to change his spots.

Yeah, maybe.

And Nairie is going to be around here
every day, half my ass.

Only because she misses Janie.

Job security.

Hi, how are you?

What? Totally gone.

Well, yeah, I'll be over there soon.

Yeah, okay.

I'll sort it.

Okay.

What happened?

One of our secure premises got done over
last night.

What did they take?

The security system.

Weird. Ain't it?

Well, who would want to take that?

You stole a security system.

It's just the beginning.

Here's to me and the crew and sticking
it up the jug.

Okay, just a couple of points here,
Grandpa.

Like what?

Well, you don't want to take any risks,
do you?

No pain, no gain.

This sleeping on the couch business?

It's not ideal.

Where else am I meant to go?

Well, it's just... Talk to Nyree. No
chance of that. She's made a bed.

I just think you need to take things
carefully at the moment. I know what I'm

about. We'll have that oinker on the run
in no time.

It's coming together.

In ways that you wouldn't believe.

Can I get to that security system
tomorrow? Something out of left field

You're assuming that I'm accepting your
quote.

You're not?

No, I've got a better offer.

I was doing it for cost.

Well, it can't have been that generous
because I've got it for half.

No one in their right mind would do it
for half.

Well, I guess that's their problem.

Who is it?

Can't tell you that.

I want to know the name of the bastard
undercutting me.

Sparky. What's he doing?

You're undercutting me. No, no, sir, I
am not.

I'm only doing what I have to do to earn
my freedom from enslavement.

What? Loretta blackmailed me to stay
after Ted insisted I install this.

Fuck it, get back to work.

Fucking old bastard.

Relax the rest, you poof.

Ted. What's up, you old jacksy?

On my way here, I've been trying to
think of one reason why I shouldn't

you in the head. So far, it's eluded me.

Do your worst, dark boy. I want that
security system that you took back in

and reinstalled. What are you going to
do, squeal to your petty mates? You know

that client is a big earner for me. So
suffer as I have suffered. Suffer what?

The humiliation of being turfed out of
my own home in front of my own family.

eye for an eye, Trotsky. What you did
was flat out fucking wrong.

I did what was right by my rules, my
code.

I will not be made a fool of.

All right, you made your point.

You ain't seen nothing yet.

How about we compromise?

No, they're a good start. They're gone.

Bury the hatchet.

You can move back home in exchange for
the gear.

All right.

But here's what I want.

You move out to the caravan.

What? It's not like you need a big room
with Flutty in the Minj Motel.

Norrie's been a bit out of sorts and we
could use a bit of space.

You don't get to call the shots.

I haven't finished yet.

We had a big family dinner, roast beef,
Yorkshire pud, the whole shebang, and

you declare publicly in front of all my
grandchildren and Nairie that I, Ted

West, am the rightful master of my
house.

Shh. Deal or no deal.

Get farted.

Sparky, how's it going?

Just about done, Danny.

Great, now you can start pulling it out
again.

Eh? That system belongs to somebody else
and I'm repossessing it.

I've already paid a deposit.

It's stolen property and I want it back
and reinstalled across town.

You're not going to call the cops.

Oh, come on, Wayne.

This is what happens when you do a deal
with Ted West.

Fool.

Damn.

Sparky, pull yourself together.

Ted used his knowledge of my business to
shaft me yet again and I'm not standing

for it. And by the way, My generous
offer just expired.

You want a security system?

Add 20%. You didn't tell me that a half
price meant fully stolen.

You're a West, you know the school.
Grandpa, I'm opening a brothel. A case

point. Even though it is now legal, it
still invites more scrutiny from the

authorities than if I was opening, say,
a florist. I don't need fenced goods on

my premises.

You've gone soft.

Soft from living under the same roof as
that brown -skinned... Grandpa, give it

a rest.

Jethro's the only one who's got any
balls. I don't give a flying fuck.

Right now, I have lost my security
system. One of my bedrooms resembles the

flume right at Rainbow's End. And my
electrician is about to bugger off or

electrodes through his scrotum.

I want my money back.

It won't be necessary.

Grandpa, you said half on delivery, half
on completion.

It has just walked out the door.

I will sort it out.

Today? I just said I'd bloody sort it,
didn't I?

Janie's not here. I know. I was looking
for Ted.

It'd be pretty unlikely he'd be here. I
feel he's lost to me.

It's not that hard to find, Nari. I just
threw him down the pub. How was he?

Despite my generous offer to let bygones
be bygones, he refused.

But he's all right? Safe? Well?

I don't care about his state of bloody
hell. That's not very compassionate,

Wayne. He's giving me the shit. I
thought Maori people were meant to

their elders.

He is not my elder.

And if you want my opinion, it's like
he's on some kind of bender.

You ain't so bloody old I'd call it a
midlife crisis. I see.

He's out of control.

You think he's up to no good?

I bloody know it. And if I were you, I
would cut him off. Leave him to his

rampage. Perhaps you're right.

Thanks, Wayne.

You must be Sparky. I'm Reese.

I've heard a lot about you. You have a
very fiery reputation.

Ah, that was a different me.

Pity.

Angel likes it hot.

And if you want to measure some real
high voltage...

and ponce off back to Nancy Land. You're
part of the Ted West crew now.

Come on!

I've got a new score for us. A score?

As in a real job?

This one will really show the oinker
who's in charge, but we've got to move

quickly. What is it?

You'll find out exactly what when we're
close to the target. Yeah, it's just

that if we had known about the other job
a little bit in advance, we might have,

um... What?

Chosen not to do it. Why?

Well, it wasn't very spectacular, was
it?

We're not putting on certain bloody
delays.

Yeah, I know, but... It is pleasant.

It's giving the fingers to Mr Pork and
Poo, huh?

It's not another security system, is it?

So what if it is? Well, it's just that
as heists go, stealing a security system

is just... It's just not sexy.

Traditionally, I've found robbery to be
more exciting if it involves actual

things of actual value.

Like, uh, late model cars, jewellery.
Cash.

An oldie, but a goodie. Yeah, not to put
too fine a point on its head.

The general security system is so...
It's what?

It's a bit beneath us.

What are you saying? You're not going to
do it?

We have our standards.

No disrespect.

Then bugger off, both of you. You can
fuck off back to the shag palace.

Sparky and I'll take care of it. We
don't need two yellow -bellied has

like you. There's no need to go that
way, Ted.

Oh, then piss off.

I bloody live here.

The Tropicana room needs some palms.

Here, you can come and help me take it
out.

Right,

then. Chew with me, fella.

Actually, Ted, I haven't got time.

What? Well, I've got so much to do for
Loretta.

You're my crew, not hers.

They want dimmers on everything.

Tropicana room needs a heat pump.

Then it's a cave.

Bloody pikers!

Hello, Ted.

Come to file your tips?

Might do.

Why else would you be here?

I have my reasons.

Are they going with the crew?

They're not a crew. They're not the scab
on a sailor's Johnson.

What's happened to it? It's not like the
old days when there were real hard

hitters like Lefty. They've let you
down?

Up and off like a bunch of girls'
blouses.

Perhaps I've let you down too.

Moving out's been good for refocusing my
career.

Mr. Ted, like you wouldn't believe.

Is that so?

And though Wayne warned me to stay away
from you... What?

Then you know.

The conniving bastard.

Are you angry, Ted? I'm fucking furious.

How dare he tell us what to do? But he
doesn't. Eh?

I'm yours.

And I'm all the crew you need.

You mean... What is Bonnie without her
Clyde?

The world's our oyster, my sweet.

Together we make sparks fly.

It's good to be back.

When you were gone, there was a part of
me that felt so empty, so hollow, I felt

dry, Ted.

Dry. And now?

You are desert rain filling my pool.

Who said crime doesn't pay?

Wait. Why?

Let's bottle this moment.

Let's not get complacent, missionary.

I'm not thinking Christian thoughts
right now, that's for sure. You know

mean. What we have is too special to
become dull.

Promise me you won't stay over.

Make love to me.

Spend me.

Exhaust me. And then go.

Like a shadow in the night.

I can work with that.

The question is, can you work with this?

Oh, Ted.

That shower is a triumph, Maurice.

Let's work on the thermostat.

You can put this lot in tomorrow.

All right, all right. Where did you get
them from?

I can't reveal the sources.

Tell me they're not stolen.

It's in its original boxes. What more do
you need?

The line.

Portable pizza oven? For me?

It was the least I could do.

I don't know what to say.

I apologise for any...

Hard words, though. It's changed between
us.

Miss Villani, you've got to love this
picture. Oh, Ted!

Oh, Jesus Christ!

No hard feelings.

Look at that. The colour of money.

This is the beginning of a new
beginning. Me and Nairie, we're going to

this town just you watch.

You're back at Nairie's? No.

You're not sleeping here?

Don't worry, I've got myself sorted.

Well, I guess I should be impressed.

Yes, you should.

But knocking off an electrical appliance
warehouse, pretty low -end stuff.

Who are you calling low -end?

Could get you caught.

You can't do the crime if you're worried
about the time.

Grandpa, I can't have you inside.

I need you out here.

You've got something better.

I will.

Better be worth my while. I've got my
mojo back. I want to use it. I know

And the oink is still at large. And I'm
working on it.

Okay?

All right, then.

Enjoy the pizza maker.

I have to go back in. Can you guys look
after Jane for me? Uh -huh.

And, Wayne, I won't be accepting your
quote.

Who's doing it?

That's commercially sensitive
information.

Tell Ted.

And while he's prancing around town
acting like some geriatric Al Capone,

door to this house is closed to him.
Okay.

Van!

You managed to stay awake today.

I had nine calls, actually.

And I gave an estimate.

Phone's ringing.

I think because I've had my hands on my
experience, you know, I think that I'm

actually more qualified than you.

To do the managing.

Van. See? The phone.

Oh, shit.

Van West, Tall Guys manager, speaking.

Hello.

Hello.

I would consider it an honour if you
wanted me to be the first to see your

Oh, Eric, you're so not the first.

No need to be like that. It's not
finished.

Well, maybe later.

I doubt it.

Hey, you're not still shitty about the
dildo room, are you? That wasn't a

against you, my love. You can stick
whatever you want, wherever you want.

We're still busy here.

I see.

May I say the Tropicana room is a
triumph!

What's going on?

Small token of appreciation for
everyone's hard work.

They haven't finished yet.

One step at a time, all right?

Everybody needs a little bit of
appreciation.

Yeah.

Okay, fine. Good.

Thank you, everyone.

And here's to the courtesans of
Henderson.

The quarter what?

The courtesans of Henderson. What's
wrong with that?

It sucks. Never gonna work.

It's the name that suggests class,
right?

Yeah, but what men really want... Oh,
here we go. No, no, they want horny.

Sassy, sexy, you know.

A little bit of rock and roll. Really?
There was only one name for it.

Oh, shit.

To Loretta!

No.

Yes. Told you it was a hooker name.

Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.

You're amazing.

The way you can stay so focused.

Oh, I'm nearly done.

Just have to finish the glowworm effect
in your cave, and I'm out of here.

Oh, that's a real shame, Maurice.

I swear I detected a spark between us.

What are you doing here?

Enjoying myself.

That turd was a bit over the top. Like I
said, no hard feelings.

And now that I've expressed my feelings
with that particularly fine offering,

the door is shut.

Well, you didn't say there was going to
be portable pizza ovens. Too late now.

Oh, have you got anything else on the
go? No, no, no, you have standards.

Oh, that was more Fulani than me.

I've got the ideal crew now. She gives
me excellent cover and outstanding

Why are you around there, then?

Leave them wanting more. That's a
secret, Eric.

Some of us aren't getting any at all.
You need to milk the lizard.

That'll sort you.

Toss a load off.

Ah.

Nice healthy wanker, then, an early
night.

Right, you up?

Yeah. Good night, kid.

What are you doing?

We're topping and tailing. Just in the
short term. Don't mind me.

Just, uh, aim the other way.

So did you have anything to do with the
name?

That was a vote.

Unanimous.

It's my place too, you know.

It certainly is now.

Anyway, I think it's perfect.

Well, at least I didn't have to
hemorrhage money like you did.

Me? Why, I'm under budget.

Bullshit. After all that?

First rule of management.

Harness the enthusiasm of your
employees.

The Van Goghs.

The Da Vinci's of this world.

They begged, borrowed, stole to make
their art.

Because they knew.

But they had to see the vision through.

Everything. And I mean everything they
used.

They got for nicks.

But you still have to pay them for their
labour.

Oh, I think they're pretty happy with
their deal.

In fact, they've been paid as we speak.

You guys really are the best.

You made my poll happen, so I'm going to
make your poll

happen.

There really is a pussy god.

That is so... Clever. I was going to say
cheap.

Well, I'm just going with what men want.

I think we've got some unfinished
business.

Don't you?

I can't do this.

I've sworn off women.

Is that your problem?

I have.

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