All language subtitles for Outrageous Fortune s06e09 Follow Her Close

You are hereby sentenced to nine years
imprisonment. I can't.

Gooch? Three months.

Eric has three months. Can we not talk
about Pascal like this? No, it has to be

full penetration.

Wham, bam, and the thank you, ma 'am.
What have you got? One month. I know his

cycle. Oh, we'll see.

Tell me where Nicky Griggan is. He's in
jail for nine fucking years.

He escaped this afternoon.

Take it. He'll call soon.

Don't know that you've got him. Hi,
babe.

Where are you?

I'm a lot closer than anyone can be.

I love you, Pascal, and I will do
whatever it takes to have you in my

Yeah.

Now I really have to go. Hey, I haven't

finished with you yet.

No, I have to tidy up before Wayne gets
back.

Let Wayne do it tomorrow.

Then he'll know that I wasn't at work.

Well, you've been busy.

You've been flat out.

That's so bad.

And you... are very, very good.

You know that I've really enjoyed being
here with you, eh, just us?

Mm -hmm.

What happens next?

I'm taking care of all that.

How?

Don't worry about it now.

to be in Christchurch.

I came back early.

What was wrong with Christchurch?

Well, I could give you a list, but...
How are things?

Great. I've been really busy.

Phone's just been going crazy.

Oh, yeah? Like who?

Oh, you know, people.

You know, clients from my Stop the
Listening program.

So we're pointing it.

Actually, most of them turned out to not
really be that interested, but they

only told me that after I'd gone to see
them in places like Helensville or

Greenhithe.

You actually been here at all?

Why would you say that?

Well, the milk's off and the mail's from
Monday.

Well, that's because... That's because
I've been having a dairy -free week, and

the letters got sent to the wrong post
office box by the day.

Bummer.

Do you think I'm making all this up?

I didn't say that. I have been here
every day and nowhere else, and you

have to treat me like a criminal when
all I have been is busy.

Right. Fine.

Cheryl sends her love and a big kiss to
Janie and said, if you've got any books,

can you send them down?

My mother wants a book.

She can read.

Crap, romance isn't crazy crime. Well,
it's nice that some people have the

She sends her regards to you, too.

At least you're back.

I was afraid you might miss our very
important occasion.

Oh, God, here we go.

Dear Ted is about to finish his stint on
home detention, and I feel it's an

occasion we should celebrate.

He wants some sucker to pay for it.

I'll put it around.

Oh, here is that sucker.

That's very kind of you, Wayne, but
Jethro's putting on a do.

Jethro?

Why is he doing that?

Well, it's apt to mention in passing any
kindly offered. You never mention in

passing, and Jethro doesn't know the
word kind.

Hi, just me, home again.

So, who is he?

Who's who?

I don't know.

Out every night.

Does this mean you're getting a little
action?

It's called work.

Only if you charge for it.

That's disgusting.

I'm kidding.

No, you're revolting and sex -obsessed
just like the rest of my sex -obsessed

family, so it's no wonder I don't want
to spend any time with any of you. Leave

the girl alone.

She's still in the shag.

You think she's got a new bloke?

Well, she's definitely doing the stages
of Pascal.

After heartbreak comes grieving, crying
and being a cow.

That is followed by anger, which is
still being a cow, but with more

Then we have the screw -em -out -of
-your -system stage, where she hooks up

friend of X, water polo team of X, near
a stick available, and generally shags

herself back to square one.

So she is with someone, yeah? It can't
be. I refuse to believe it.

It certainly doesn't sound too good.

Certainly bad for me.

Oh.

We have a sweep on when she's going to
start screwing again, and my money is on

next week.

You bet on your sister's love life. I
know the stages, and usually she's quite

reliable.

Right.

Wayne, there's 800 bucks on it, and if
it's this week, then Hayden collects,

it so can't happen.

You really are a special family.

Oh, thank you, Wayne.

But if you do get confirmation next
week, let me know.

What if I can do this?

The way that Wayne was looking at me...
He has no way of knowing.

He looks at me with his detective eyes.

They're kind of dark, and when he looks
at things like the mail and the milk,

they turn into evidence.

Don't worry.

We're fine.

Someone will find out and you will get
arrested.

That is not going to happen.

And what you are going to do tomorrow...

Let's get two passport photos and bring
them here.

I've already got a passport.

You know I can't stay here.

And I can't travel on my passport.

So we need new identities.

Well, I could visit you on my passport.
Then you could be traced.

Where would we be going?

Thailand.

A little place on the coast.

I have always wanted to go there.

If you want to stay with me, we need new
identities.

I don't want to be called Edna or
something.

I'm a wanted man, Pascal. I can't have
connections with someone on a real

passport. Someone who'll be missed.

We both know your family's not going to
be too fucking thrilled about this.

No.

I'll understand if you don't want to do
it.

Well, I don't want you to go without me.
Then come with me.

I love you so much.

Hi.

Hi.

Just doing some accounts, you know, end
of the month.

Where you been?

Um, well, I couldn't sleep, so I went
for a walk.

Because you know how sometimes you just
say to yourself, I feel like a walk, so

I went for one.

So who's the lucky guy?

There is no guy.

Have you seen him?

No, sometimes I just feel like I need to
get out of the house. Walking after

midnight. Like other people do accounts
after midnight.

Yeah, they do.

Night? Yeah, night.

So who is he? Fuck off.

You have to tell her sometime. Fuck off!

Okay, I have something that I want to
tell you all about me and my personal

life. You don't have to tell her. But
you want to tell her.

If a girl's met someone, that's got to
be good, doesn't it? Not necessarily.

Who is he?

Okay.

Well, he's somebody that we've all known
for quite a long time, but who not

everyone likes.

It's Aaron Spiller.

No,

bullshit. The carrot top. Ginger Minja.

I think we have a winner here. Not even
Pascal would be that desperate. Sorry,

honey, it's time to cough up. She's
lying. She's got to be. I'm not lying.

you are, but why are you lying? Well,
hey, hey, pay all the time.

Have you made a bet on me?

Oh, it was more of a sweep.

On me having sex?

It was more of a timing issue.

That is so cheap.

Mm, bloody not.

You are such a cow.

Will I see you at work?

Yeah, of course.

Aaron Spiller.

Okay. I don't buy it.

Is this for you?

Toy.

So, how are things?

Aaron, I kind of need a favour. Name it.

It's just my family are being really
disgusting, so if anyone asks, could you

say that we did it?

We did it.

Yeah.

You mean we made sweet and passionate
love?

Mm. When?

Well, it doesn't really matter. It's
just if you said it, then they'd leave

alone.

Okay.

Great, thanks.

I don't know if I can do this.

Why not?

Doing it with you?

That would be, like, huge.

And I don't know if I can fake that.

Look, Aaron, my family is on my case,
okay? They're going on about me having

and they're making sweeps on me having
sex.

Shit, really?

Yeah. I just want them to go away and
leave me alone. And if you would just do

this little tiny thing, I would be so,
so grateful.

Please, Aaron.

Please. Okay, okay. Just a couple of
things we need to work through here.

Like what?

Like how was I?

You were you.

The detail is what can mess up these
things. You need a story.

Like, um, uh, you came to me upset,
maybe.

And I, um, I kissed away your tears and
I held you close.

And then you got around.

No, okay, that'll be heaps, Aaron. Was
it your place or my place?

It's yours.

Was it long and slow or hard and urgent
as our pent -up feelings found

expression in a storm of emotion?

Okay, Aaron, look, we went out.

Okay, that's all you have to say, and if
you can't do that, then just forget it.

Hey, hey, do you mean you'd go out with
me sometime?

Sure.

Then I can do this.

Thank you, Aaron.

I'll call you.

If you want.

Well, that's what boyfriends do, eh?

Yes, of course they will be there this
evening at the very latest.

Thank you for your patience.

Ben, Block Drain and Ranoi, go there
before someone gets hurt like you.

That's how you're asking me? No, that's
how I'm telling you.

Man, all you do is sit on your arse all
day and all I do is work.

Yeah, well, that's life. Get used to it.

Where's all the cream? Where's that?

The cream? Yeah.

Such as it is. It's going to munter,
remember, because that's what you all

decided. Yeah.

What's wrong? I thought you guys were
best friends forever.

I haven't seen him lately.

He's too busy with Hemi, or he's too
tired to go out. Have you thought about

advertising? What?

Lonely idiot seeks similar for spliffing
up and maybe more.

You know what?

Fuck you, man. I'm spitting your shit.

And you can stick your fucking drainpipe
too.

Well, this might cheer you up.

Party for Grandpa, hosted by our dear
brother.

Jethro. The very same.

Will Bailey be there?

Well, they are fucking.

Just something to think about while
you're clearing drains in Ranaway.

Okay, well, I've got to go now.

Stuff that are in town, post office, all
of that.

Could you pick me up some lunch?

Well, then I've got to go see this lady
in this craft shop in Titirangi.

Their stuff's really hot, so I don't
know why anyone would rather steal it.

Okay.

I could get you something before I go.

No, it's okay.

Okay, bye.

See you.

You claim to have actually done the
business with Pascal West.

Night of my life.

Come on, guys, pay up.

Nah, I don't buy it, eh? Come on.

No way would she have gone there unless
you drugged her. Yeah, that I believe.

But then it would invalidate the terms
of our agreement.

Hey, there were no terms.

She's got to have done it willingly.

I did not drug her.

She came to me in her hour of need.

Yeah, give the man a break.

All right.

How was it?

A gentleman doesn't like to kiss and
tell.

He didn't even get past first base.
Never even copped a field. Sad little

ginger. Well, you think that? Well, you
are wrong. How wrong?

Well, once we got started, I couldn't
stop her. Eh?

Yeah, it was like, oh, Aaron.

You know, more Aaron.

And I think, babe, slow down.

You know, but she was hooked on the
juices of the Aaron love, hot rod.

And I said, no more, babe. You know, I'm
spent. I'm spent, babe. And then she

looked at me with the beautiful eyes.

And her beautiful breasts were just
raising my body.

And I was just helpless to resist.

I truly just curdled my beer.

Mind you, if he had voted... Oh, this is
tight -arse bullshit.

Come on. You have to admit, it does
stretch the bounds of credibility.

Yeah, OK, it's out there.

But, hey, she's the one that said it,
right? Why would she say that if it

true?

All right, we'll pay. Eh?

On certain conditions, which will be
proof in the form of photographic

I don't mind video.

Yeah, that's acceptable.

That is not a nice thing to do to a
lady.

But you've done it to her already.

And if you can't deliver... Go to it,
Tiger.

You got them?

Yes.

Don't look at them, OK? Because they're
really horrible. They wouldn't let you

smile.

I don't want to look like that if my new
name is Edna. Hey, just chill, OK?

Everyone is on my case, and it got so
bad, I had to tell them all I was on

Aaron Spiller.

Aaron Spiller?

Don't.

Sorry. I had to, because Wayne is still
watching, and Loretta and Hayden made

this stupid bet on how soon I'd sleep
with someone else, like I'd ever do

God, they're just all so mean.

Don't worry about them.

I'm not.

Because they all deserve never ever to
see me ever again.

Everything's going to be okay, right?

All you have to do is pack a few clothes
and come over tonight.

Tonight?

Passports will be here tomorrow. Then we
go. You can't get a passport in a day.

It takes weeks.

My contacts work a little faster than
internal affairs.

Will I be Edna?

will be Simon and Helen, Mr and Mrs
Hopkins, going on business.

They're going on business class?

Yeah.

And we're already married?

We'll do it for real when we get to
Thailand.

God, I've got so much to do, I've got no
time to say goodbye to anyone. No, you

have to act like it's just any old day.

No goodbyes, okay? Nothing suspicious.

Then call them later.

The ones I don't hate?

Yeah.

Where is Jane? She's not here.

Oh, God, what happened?

Well, I just went into the room to say
goodnight to her. She's not there.

Oh, shit. We should call the police.

She's gone to my sister for the night.

Really? Yeah.

So she can learn her Hail Marys. So we
can enjoy the party.

Hi, everyone.

G'day, Miss West.

Oh, God.

For you, my lady.

Thanks.

Oh, how's about a photo?

Oh, you're so homie.

Tix is here. We should go.

What about Wang? Free piss on Jethro.
It's a once -in -a -lifetime

Lovely to see you, my dear. You too.

That smells so weird.

The rusty nail.

It's all piss and old estros. No, him.

It's so cat -price cool -y -only.

Godfather 2.

Is that the one with the horse's head?

I have the box set. We can go through it
later.

Excellent. A night alone.

Just what I had in mind.

Ben, come and hang out with our boy.

Five for the man!

Thanks, Filoni.

I just want to say that Bailey and I are
really pleased you could all make it.

Tonight is all about family and being
where we should be.

Oh, g'day, Wayne.

Glad you could make it.

Now, I know at the moment we're all
thinking about Mum, who's not where she

should be, not yet, but I want you all
to know that we will get her back, all

right? A little bit of help from expert
counsel here.

Tonight, though, we welcome back another
member of the family.

Back to freedom.

Back to what he does best.

To Theodore West.

Welcome back, Grandpa.

What's happening, babe?

Oh, well, I'm a wee bit tired, so I
might go home.

Oh, well, let me escort you.

Aaron, you don't have to.

As your boyfriend, I want to.

Bet you'd like one of these.

Mmm, one thing.

Hey.

You need to know something.

Do you, Freud?

Prick. Whatever, Van.

Diane, you ruined shit.

Yep. Thanks, Van. It's working for me.

Well, you're a stupid bitch if you want
to be with an evil cock.

Go home, then. Fuck you, you stupid
little bitch.

You fucking cock sucking whore. Look at
you, you fucking slag. Come on, let's

go. Fucking sucking cock. Come on,
fucking cock sucking.

Let's go. Fucking bitch.

Come on.

Maybe you should stay here just in case
he hurls in the bed, because sometimes

he does that, and I'll catch him.

Hi, everybody.

Hi.

I guess you need your car to get to
Scenic Drive.

Pascal, I know what you did today.

I went to the craft shop with... You got
passport photos and took them to a

place on Scenic Drive.

You followed me! I followed you, and I
know he's there.

Well, have you called the cops? No, not
yet. Only because of you.

I haven't done anything.

Aiding and abetting?

Exceptory after the fact? Christ, Beth,
girl. What do you think your mother

would say?

No, you haven't told her.

No, because it would kill her.

You'd hear the thermonuclear explosion
all the way from fucking crisis. What

hell are you thinking?

Well, I'm not hurting anyone.

When you made me promise that if anyone
stepped out of line, I would come down

on them like a ton of bricks, I never
thought it would be you.

It's not really wrong.

Skipping the country on false passports
with an escaped criminal.

Living the rest of your life on the run.

I love him.

And that's meant to make it better?

If you make one move to leave, I will
call the cops on him and you. No.

Pascal, if I have to get you arrested to
make you come to your senses, I will do

it. Nicky Gregan can do what he likes,
but I will not let you do something that

you will regret the rest of your life.

I'm not going to do anything.

Give me your phone.

Can't I just call him and tell him I'm
not coming?

No.

He'll just try and talk you around.

Ben.

Hey there.

What are you doing here?

Waiting for you.

Get the fuck out!

Hey, what is it? Get out!

Well, babe, you want me to run with you?
Is it better?

You're good to go, Aaron. This girl's
not feeling so good. Maybe call her

tomorrow.

Until she's awake?

She'll be fine.

Okay. See you, Mr. J.

It was a shame you had to leave early,
Wayne. It was a wonderful occasion.

So many special moments.

My dear.

Are you all right?

Yeah.

We should go to work, eh?

But you look so peaky.

Perhaps a day at home in bed.

I've got heaps to do, eh? Yes, you do.
But you don't have to be a slave driver,

Wayne. How about we get you a little
breakfast first?

We'll get something on the way.

See you.

Poor, poor thing.

She has a job and someone to buy her
breakfast.

What's so tragic about that?

Ted, what's happening?

I thought she was meant to be with you.

Well, she's not, is she? And her phone's
off. What the hell's going on?

I'll see what I can find out.

Soon, okay? I've got a plane to catch.

All right. Keep your shorts on.

Bad news?

I don't know.

Maybe it was too hard saying goodbye to
a bubble -wrapped world. Shut up.

She's not exactly noted for her love of
adventure.

You don't have to sound so pleased about
it.

I was just saying that's not... She's
coming.

She has to.

Well, let me know if I need to go and
hide again.

Just get the passports, okay?

Sure thing.

Would you stop looking at me like that?
Like what?

Like I'm some big fucking
disappointment.

You think I should be tearing about what
you were going to do?

Where were you heading?

I'm not going to tell you because I'm
not going to do it. Can we stop talking

about it?

Judd Security.

Oh, hey Mr. J, what are you doing?

I'm working, Munter.

It's just me and Henry. We've just been
around to see Van and he's having beer

for breakfast.

Well, just tell Van not to have beer for
breakfast.

No. Yeah, they're poor already, and you
know they can go bad places. What

exactly do you expect me to do about
this, Munter? Well, someone's got to do

something. I can't deal with this.

I'm fine.

Can't you deal with this? I've got to
get home. He needs a bottle.

Morning, all.

Look, I'll see what I can do.

Appreciate it, Mr J.

You here for a bit, old fella?

Wouldn't have brought Lamington's
otherwise.

You can get us some fancy coffees. Not
right now.

Where are you off to?

Hospital path. Won't take long. Can you
keep an eye on that?

Lovely jubbly.

Mind you where you should be. With your
man.

Because I can't. Why the bloody hell
not?

Because I can't talk to Mum.

Bloody. Ha.

You did right with your father back when
she had standards.

Don't you love the man?

Yes. Then what are you waiting for?

If I go, Wayne is going to call the cops
on Nicky. He knows where he is.

How did Totski get his snout in?

He did the tick -tack.

Bonnie, you'd better move it. No, I told
you, I can't go.

After all that Nicky did for you,
breaking out of jail, all this palaver,

it for you, Glory. Does it mean nothing?

Knock, knock.

Piss off, ginger balls.

What are you going to say?

I was thinking maybe I could take my
girlfriend to lunch.

If you're feeling better.

Yeah, good idea. You stay where you are,
Missy. I haven't finished with you.

Grandpa, leave me alone.

Step aside before I'm forced to defend
the lady.

Ow! Step aside!

Ow!

That's enough of that. That's my purse,
man.

Get something to eat instead.

There's no food.

Well, go buy some, you moron. I don't
got any money.

Go get some food. Have a joint with
Munter.

What's Munter done now? Nothing.

He's sweet with his baby and his wife.

Do you want me to feel sorry for you? Is
that it?

No.

If you want a wife and a baby, go get
one. Fuck you, Wayne. Van, you're not

years old anymore.

If you don't like your life, do
something about it. Well, my sucky

If you don't like your job, get another
one. No.

Tall guys is my company.

Well, bloody well act like it.

Me? Yes, you, you egg.

Nah, because Loretta wouldn't go for
that, man. You know what she's like.

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Hey!

Caught up your ass, man.

Do you want to moan?

Do it in the car. I don't have time for
this. Wait.

Shit. It's a big pile of pulp droppings,
all right. But you can still pull it

off. Thanks, Ted.

Keep in touch.

Will do.

What's going on?

Judd, you followed Piff, girl.

Here?

Jesus, she is an earhead. Not her fault
I used to be a cop.

And what the fuck are we going to do
now?

You check into a motel.

You get on the plane as planned. We meet
in Phuket.

What about you?

I'll be fine. Not if he's called the
cops. If he called the cops, they'd be

by now.

But you should go.

What are you going to do?

I've got a plan. We stick to it.

It'll be okay.

Don't worry.

It's real nice to go out with you, even
if...

Nikki G, that still hurts?

Yeah.

I get that kind of pain.

Who broke your heart?

Well, I've never really settled with one
lady. I'm hard to pin down, but...

Yeah, I was pretty attached once.

Then I lost her.

Well, what was her name?

Brandy. We were together at a bad time.
My parents were getting divorced, but...

I would hold Brandy and she would look
at me with her limpid eyes and I'd

her soft brown fur.

You had a girlfriend with fur?

Well, she wasn't an actual person. She
was a guinea pig. But she had a lot

on until I left her cage open and she
got eaten by the roddy next door.

Aaron. I know it's not the same as
losing a person. No, I lost a guinea pig

You did?

Harry McBear.

Joy's name.

You're so sweet.

Well, I'm kind of hard at the same time.

Is that Nicky G?

It is Nicky G.

Get in the car.

What are you doing here? Piss off, Erin.

You should be here. Get in the car. Hey,
man, the lady said... Nicky! I just

want all of you to get in the car.

You didn't come, you didn't call.

I've been going crazy. I told you I
couldn't. You can't listen to judge

bullshit. I don't want you to go to
jail.

Well, I can't leave if you're not with
me.

I love you, Pascal.

I love you like I've never loved anyone.

Looking at the road.

You're the reason I went to jail. You're
the reason I got out. And if you leave

me, I might as well go back to jail
because I have no reason to go on

I don't have any clothes or anything.

I got some stuff for you.

You do?

Yeah, you're married to a man who's
going on business. You need to look the

part.

And whatever else you need, you buy it.
Whatever.

Loretta!

Junior!

Where's the fire?

Van has some things he wants to say to
you.

That is so not an emergency.

Loretta, stay!

I beg your pardon?

Uh, yeah.

Mm. Mm. Uh... Yeah.

So it's like this.

Just what?

I can't tell you if you keep hassling
me, can I?

Um... I'm pissed off. Not as pissed off
as the lady in Swanson who's been

waiting all morning for you to assemble
her kit set. See, this is what she does.

She just cuts me down with her cutting.

Don't let her. Excuse me.

Van is feeling sidelined and
dissatisfied.

He wants more involvement and
responsibility in the company he

Yep.

Okay, and what exactly has this got to
do with you?

Van needs to get his act together and
you need to treat him with a little bit

more respect.

Oh, yeah. Respect.

Hey! Let's go.

Nice meow.

Loretta? Where's Pascal?

He went with Nicky D.

Five minutes and we're done here.

How are you all?

What are you doing here?

I had to make sure you were okay.

What is he doing here?

Helping out.

It's not that easy to escape from prison
all on your own.

And I wasn't about to let my only
brother go down for nine years for no

reason. And certainly not... Not for
your fucking family.

And I could afford it.

I've done this alone.

I needed help on the outside and money.

That was my money. The money she fucking
stole from me. And I said you would get

it back and that is what I've done.
Yeah, right.

It's there.

Most of it in a safety deposit box in
Phuket.

You think I want to go away with you and
your psycho sister?

She was coming as far as Thailand and
then she gets her cut and she is gone.

This was a necessary step.

That's all.

I did this for us.

Eh?

You and me.

Eh? That's all that matters from now on.

There's the clothes.

Nice.

Get changed, eh?

Fuck you, playing it.

She needed to know.

Oh, yeah?

She was going to find out eventually.
And did you want her freaking out in

Thailand, going to the authorities?

You don't want her along.

She won't go the distance, Nick. I don't
give a shit what you think.

How's it going in there?

I don't care what it takes.

There you go.

Do it now, dickhead.

Yeah, scared of you, mate. Yeah, well,
you should be.

Let her go when this is over.

Yeah, and you call the cops on the way
out.

No cops.

Just let her go.

right now.

Cherie. Hi, Van.

You've got black hair.

That's right, Van.

And what's happening now is we are
leaving the country.

Where's my kids? Shut up, Van. Where are
they?

We are leaving.

And if you call the cops or intervene in
any way, shape or form, Pascal gets it.

Is that clear enough for you?

You can't shoot her.

Actually happy to.

You, walk to me now.

Where are my kids?

They're fine, Van.

Wayne, throw me your keys.

Now.

Tell me where they are, now.

Don't make me do anything stupid, Van.

You tell me or I'll fucking kill you,
bitch.

Presco, run!

This is over.

You are going back to jail and she will
be following you.

No.

I don't want any more cops or any more
court cases. I just want this over.

And we've got to get Aaron to hospital.

Pascal, I didn't... Shut up!

I do have one condition.

You want your money.

You can keep the stupid money. I want to
know what happened to the twins.

And if you tell us no bullshit and you
give us proof, then we'll let you go.

That's all I want.

Deal.

You seriously let the Gregan skip the
country with all of Pascal's money?

It was her choice. For my kids.

How do you know she wasn't lying?

I checked out.

So when are we going to get them?

Not tonight, okay?

Then when?

Soon, okay? Soon. Okay.

Okay, I'd like to clarify just one
thing.

At no point did you do the wild thing
with my sister.

No.

You poor fool.

Hey, give the man a break.

Took one in the ass for love.

That girl's a disgrace to this family.

She's still here, isn't that the main
thing?

She should be with her man, not
whimpering in her room after all he did

What do you know about this?

A bit.

Both of you were in on this?

Helped out where we could.

Why the hell would you do that?

I owed the man.

Owed him how?

He took the fall. I was in his debt.

Jesus.

Might be different in the Bacon
Battalion, but where I come from, you

dues. You would sell out your own
granddaughter to a wanted criminal and a

psychotic sister.

You can't choose your family. It's about
what's right.

Okay, fine.

As of now, you're gone.

Piss off.

I warned you any crap and you were gone
and this is way over the odds. Not your

house, Porky. I don't care. I will throw
you out if I have to.

Don't respect a ham like that. Well, you
can't fuck off too.

This is my house and I'm going nowhere.

You tell him, Missy.

Grandpa, I...

What have you got to say

for yourself?

Like that, is it? Turncoats and weasels.

Come on.

You okay?

You know, I've been engaged three times,
eh?

And every single time, they've ended
badly.

Mum?

Raid?

You didn't plan it that way.

I'm an alien.

Well, maybe just a little...

You've been so good to me.

You've done what I do.

After all I did for that lousy lad boy,
he throws me out like some old cock and

they just sat there, wouldn't say a
dicky bird, me own bloody family. I just

can't believe it.

It's terrible.

At least I've got one good one.

Cheers, boy.

To Jester.

To vengeance and a pork -free home.