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You hear me? You hear what I'm saying? I'm gonna kill the fucker! Just because
we two attractive women who work for a company called Bootycore, he thought we
were hookers. I need someone who can turn all this into cash, which I can
filter to my client on his release.
There would be a generous cut for this someone, of course. You rip me off, the
people behind this will nail your balls to your kneecap. Got it? You wanna go
out and celebrate?
I can't.
Not tonight, I just thought something.
What do you want me to apologize?
Yeah, pleasure.
Nice.
My best boy.
Speaking of which.
You work too much, you know that?
You want to be more like me.
Make other people do the legwork for you. I do.
I have you.
So let's pick this up tonight then, eh?
You know I can't do tonight.
Yeah, about that.
This, uh, every other night thing is, uh... It's unusual.
Something I should know?
No.
It's rocking my world.
See, chicks say that they want candles and dinners and all that shit, man, but
what they really want is just to be nailed by a good strong cock.
Oh, yeah. After all the shagging around with dinners and that Bailey, she just
wanted the Venetron unleashed on there, man, night after night.
Well, actually, night after every second night because it's so fucking intense.
I'm sick of hearing about it.
What? Oh, is this the no -sex thing with Casey?
Nah.
She missed her midwife's visit.
And then this morning...
I thought today was the
day. No, Dad. No, no, this is the day, Casey, that you promised that you would
leave Hoochie to settle down and get ready for baby. I have left Hoochie, but
not VertiCorp.
And if I don't finish the list, Jetro won't pay the bonus. And bonus equals
cash, Mother. So what? So cash is more important than our baby. We need this
our baby. Just one more day, okay?
Bro, it's like she doesn't get what it means to be pregnant, man, or have a
baby. You know whose fault this is?
Yeah, who?
No.
It's Jethro's.
He's forcing a heavily pregnant woman into work.
You know what that's called?
Child labour.
slept in. I had to negotiate this on my own.
Man, you look like shit.
Do you see me in one?
Black ass.
Boy, it's the way with the kids, okay? I get freedom for five minutes.
You'll know all about it soon enough.
We need to get going, come on. Already?
Do you want to collect our bonus or not?
Yeah.
There he is.
The slave trader.
You have no fucking idea, do you?
Piss off.
There are some things more important than money that you throw.
Love.
People's futures.
Babies. I'm kind of busy here, man.
Nah, nah, nah. This is important shit.
Casey. You gotta set her free.
Free from what?
Slavery! Do you think Casey really wants to be doing this dumber dick -licking?
Casey wants to work. It's her choice.
No. She should go home and settle down and get ready for baby because...
Well, actually, you're probably too thick to realise this, Jethro, but
children should not be made to work. It is not good for them.
And you know all about it? Of course, because babies, they're special.
This is coming from the man who's never had a child. Oh, no, wait.
Would have had two if they hadn't upped and disappeared.
Fuck you.
And then there's the good friends who either die or walk out or... You don't
know shit, man.
I'm in a relationship.
Right now.
Yeah, right.
No, I am.
With a real on -to -it chick.
A professional.
What a hooker, that figure. No, she's not a hooker.
She's one of you.
She's a lawyer.
Yeah. And not just any lawyer. My lawyer. And she's hot. And she's smart.
have awesome sex. And I tell her every night.
Actually, every other night. Because she gets so tired.
Hold on.
You're saying Bailey?
Yes.
Mm -hmm.
And she's not dead.
Or psycho.
Or walking out on me anytime.
So why don't you step that up your uptight asshole.
You're seeing my brother.
Yeah, I am. Has it happened?
What, you're not even going to deny it?
Well, it is true.
Jesus Christ.
You and I never talked about being exclusive.
You and I are not a legal contract. Why should there be a problem then? Because
it's Van.
Because he's your brother. No, because he's a fucking idiot.
What? Why don't you want the idiot when you've got me? Because.
You're different.
You have a great mind. Turns me on.
Van has a great body.
Oh, hello. We've got the same body. We're twins.
Yeah, they are similar.
Identical. You don't have to be an arse about this. Are you fucking kidding?
Look, Jethro.
This doesn't have to be a big deal.
Van is Van and you are you.
That's all.
That's all.
No, it's just fucking great.
The alpha.
I tracked down that IT guy.
He literally flung himself over the bonnet and started squealing like a
little... Piggy, don't take her, don't take her.
Well, not that Rochelle was any help. I had to drop her off because she was
puking her ring out again. I'm doing all the work here. Huh? No, Jethro, I want
it noted on the record for when it comes to divvying up the bonus, and you need
to talk to her about pulling it away. You know what? I don't need your shit
right now, and if you don't want to work, fuck off!
Oh.
Are you firing me?
Oh, you can't.
I mean...
I'm an angel.
And I thought that I was doing a really good job. Oh, no.
I didn't mean it.
I just had some really weird news.
Financial? No.
Oh, God. Are we not getting our bonus? No, it's not that. That's fine.
It's in what?
It's nothing.
Have you and your girlfriend had a row?
How do you know I have a girlfriend?
I didn't, but I do now. Oh, I so hate my suspicions. New aftershave, glowing
skin, dead giveaway.
So? Who is she?
No, a professional, a lawyer. Oh.
That's so weird.
Because, you know, fans like seeing a lawyer too. You know her, Bailey.
Shit, you knew. Everyone knows about that.
Oh, God.
Oh.
She's seeing him and also you.
Oh, my God. You poor thing. That is so weird.
Yeah.
And you won't want everyone knowing about this. I totally understand.
But, hey, if you want to talk... Thanks.
Jethro's boning Bailey.
Yes, but you can't tell anyone.
God, didn't I tell you she was loose?
I don't believe it. But Jethro told me.
He's making it up. Why would he do that?
Maybe because he's jealous of Van.
He just found out about Van today, so how could he be jealous of him?
But why would Bailey want to sleep with Jethro when she's already got banned?
Because she's obviously a twinophile.
A twin of what? It's a sexual condition. I read about it on the net. Getting off
on twins.
Yeah, if it was two identical 18 -year -old blondes.
But two guys?
No, I mean, that's just sick. Especially if one of them's Jethro. She's way more
suited to him.
Nope. She's a professional, like he is.
You're a dependent Jethro.
He's my boss.
He's a prick who's been making you work when you shouldn't. Thank God you
finished today.
OK, well, not quite.
I can't look down on him now.
He is freaked out about Bailey and Rochelle. He's such a slacker.
Not your problem, Kate.
I can't let him down.
Jethro needs me right now more than ever.
A hint, I think, of black currants.
I detect a hint of taro.
More coconut potatoes.
Curry. That's strange. That's exactly what I had for lunch today.
That is the point.
No, no. You guys, you've got to piss off now. I've had it. I'm just enjoying a
civilised red here.
No, no, no. Bailey is coming.
Oh.
Oh, Bailey, it's stinging the place out.
Well, Arnie and I will sit here quietly imbibing while you and that temptress go
at it like raging rabbits. I'm assuming that's what you do.
Get out.
Hey, Bailey.
Hi. Hello there.
I'll dig a Grange Hermitage.
Fancy a glass?
Hey, how was it?
I'll call you back later. Bailey just got here.
Bro, they might not be here later. The bunny is in the pot, bro.
What are you talking about? Bailey, she's a worry.
No, no, no, she's sweet. How much did you pay for that bottle?
Lookie here.
It's Australian.
Could be flesh.
Could be dingo piss.
It was a work bonus.
Generous boss at 450 a bottle.
I told you it was cheap.
450.
You've got to hear me out.
Bailey's on with your brother.
What?
Repeat, man. She's two -timing you with Jethro.
Like I said, the bunny is in the pot, man. You've got to get out while you
I know that only four cases of this were imported into New Zealand.
So where the fuck did you get it?
Oi.
You, come with me.
As I said, my friend, it's a regular porn show
in here every other night.
It can't be true. Tell me it's not true.
Ben. You're on with Jethro.
I've never been a one -guy girl.
Yeah, but Jethro... I like Jethro.
Jethro's a cock.
And I never promised you anything. Yeah, but I like you.
I mean, I really like you. Yeah, and I like you. Yeah, so why are you fucking
ruining Jethro?
Jethro's interesting.
Oh.
Every time, every fucking time.
Every time what?
He always does this just to get at me. He nicked off all my chicks with his...
Bullshit. He's a liar. He's a fucking liar.
Listen, Ben, there's so much I love about you. You love me so much you're
to root my brother.
Ben, come here.
Why? Because there's something you need to know about every single time we've
been together.
Getting naked is not going to fix this.
But you need to know that.
How do we ask?
We bring glad tidings. Fancy a vino?
Since when did you start drinking wine?
It's what the cultured and informed do.
Yes, and we are very well informed.
Is this for real?
As the Aussies would say, it's fair dinkum. Only the finest wine to
the finest conversation.
What's you?
Am I a friend here? I've had better conversations with a watermelon.
Ha! If you don't want to be up to speed with the most juicy of current affairs,
we'll take our leave.
Eh. Fuck yes.
Okay, bye.
Well, don't you want to know what's going on in your own family?
Go away, Eric.
Well, don't you want to know even a little bit?
All right, what's going on, then? Well, since you asked, it's more who is going
on with who.
Well, who's going on with who, then?
Then is Shagging Bailey.
Oh, that is such old news.
The same Bailey who is also in carnal relations with... Jethro.
Bullshit. No, that is...
Well, as if. It is true.
No, it's pervy rubbish made up by two tragic and pathetic old men.
Who are you calling old? And we are not pervy. We are merely the men on the
spot, in the know. But if you don't want any good oil, and the good wine,
Philistines.
Philistinia.
They are so sick.
Yeah, but they make a lovely couple, though.
Bed. Dude.
It's okay.
Jesus.
Hey, what are you doing?
I'm having sex, man. That's not sex, dude. That's getting into very hot
Just go. No, it can't be good, dude. It is.
Look, I'm telling you, it is really, really good. I can't see how rooting a
woman who's rooting another man who happens to be your brother can be a good
thing, man. It is.
Because I'm a better lover than you.
She said that? Yes.
And I've never been better than him at anything in my life. Oh, you're better
than him at heaps of stuff, man. Like that time you laid a grogan in a perfect
donut on the bonnet of horse parents in Strana. Okay, but apart from that...
What about tomorrow?
How are you going to handle it if she goes back to Jethro? No, no, but she
won't. Because she loves the fan of Tron. Because I'm the best, man.
Yes.
Jesus Christ.
What are you doing here?
I'm just wondering why you're waking up alone.
Well, I'm not alone, am I? Could it be that your girlfriend is waking up with
another man who also happens to be your twin?
Piss off.
So it is true.
Fuck off.
God, Jethro, you must feel so humiliated. Loretta, the door. I mean, I
and Van have shared women in the past, but in those cases, the woman didn't
actually know.
Fucking leave.
But this.
is just so much kinkier.
Don't worry, though. Your secret is safe with everyone in the family, I think.
It's true. It's totally true.
Rats. I knew twins once. Both had a third nipple.
The ultimate six -pack.
Gross.
Coming from one who's been her entire life in a nunnery. Even when I was young
and impressionable, I never rooted brothers.
True. Only your half -brother.
That is so not the point. She is sleeping with Van and she's wrong. We're
adults. She can do whatever she likes.
Not if she's our mother's lawyer. She can't. I mean, what sort of woman is
A sex -need lawyer with a very big wide arm.
How about the judges love it when she wants to see them in chambers?
Our mother's freedom is in the hands of a twisted hobo.
BMW guy, can you pick me up or call me or something?
The keys!
They were right here on the bench. I mean, how can they just... Weirdo.
Oh, my God.
Did you take them?
Munter, did you?
So what if I did? Get them back.
Look at yourself, Kate. You're meant to be stopping. Not getting all racked up
about work. It can't be good for babies. Give me my keys.
You're meant to stop. Change the record, Munter. Look around, Kate.
Where's all the baby stuff?
Does this look like a house that's ready for a baby? When I get my bonus, I'll
do it. Now give me my fucking keys!
I thought it was supposed to be a happy time, you know, having a baby.
Maybe she's just a slow starter. If our baby came tomorrow, we'd have nothing.
You know, no nappies, bro.
No jungle gyms, bro. No tricycles, nothing, bro.
What if she's one of those mothers who abandons her newborn, you know?
Like the white -tipped Caribbean reef shark.
They do that?
Yeah, man, just leave them to fend for themselves.
I've got to get some shit for my baby, bro. I've got to steal it if I have to.
Hey, come with me.
Oh.
Two sets here and then, bro, I've kept it all just in case, you know, one day
found the twins.
I want you to have a set.
Bro, seriously?
I'll keep the other one, because me and Bailey might want to start a family
pretty soon.
Yeah?
Yeah, bro.
Here's one.
What about the whole G3 thing?
G3's not a threat to me, man.
He's got an L -shaped dick.
Help a loser.
Oh, man, look, there's all some vain things, bro.
Sweet. See, when Casey sees all this stuff, he'll get the vibe for sure, man.
I don't know.
Well, you can't think it's a good thing. I'm not saying it's a good thing.
But what Bailey does after hours is her business.
No, and she's Mum's lawyer.
Well, we both have private lives too.
Mum would freak out about this if she knew.
So we won't be telling her, will we?
Well, then you'd better just hope that Bailey isn't too busy rooting to do a
good job with Mum's case.
Bailey's not that stupid.
Yeah, well, maybe, but she's obviously not a very nice person.
You don't have to be a nice person to do a good job.
What if she's an imposter?
You know, like a sexually depraved person just posing as a lawyer to get
kicked. Oh, for fuck's sake.
Well, she's not acting very loyally, is she?
Petka, what do you want me to do?
Find out about her. Check up on her.
No.
We have business to discuss.
Do we?
Tell your goons to get their thieving hands off the high -end wine.
What? Eric and Falani.
They filched out a kid's warehouse. Okay.
I'm fucked off, get your throw.
It wasn't part of our deal.
And what exactly was our deal again?
Get over it, Jethro.
Thanks for that.
It's just about having fun.
Oh, well, have fun in your new life with Van. I'm sure the conversation will be
stimulating. I thought you could have handled this.
I just happen to think that open relationships are a crock of shit.
And if you can't handle that, then probably best we just stick to business,
Well, best we do that then.
Okay. Okay. Fine.
So pull finger on the goons.
Chair throw.
You fucking idiots.
They've been stealing from the warehouse.
Oh, we sampled a bit of merchandise.
It's only wine.
Yeah, it was a poison.
It's tricky, obviously.
I don't know why anyone would want to pay $4 .50 a bottle for a hangover like
this. What you drink comes out of your slice. You take any more of anything, I
cut you out of the deal completely. Got it?
You seem unusually tetchy today.
Just stick to the game plan.
How could you be feeling out of sorts?
Probably. Due to your unusual girlfriend -sharing scenario, you really are a man
who understands the true meaning of brotherly love. Get your shit together
the deal's off.
I got you the fishermen's. I hope it's not cold.
I had to have words.
with two old queens named Eric and Filoni who seemed to know way too much
my private life.
Oh, it wasn't me.
No, I swear.
I wouldn't tell anyone.
Except Munt, who wouldn't tell anyone, except Van, who obviously knows already.
Have you seen Rochelle lately?
No. She was a complete no -show this morning, you know, and it's totally
for her to miss out on the Friday special.
Case, what are you doing here?
Having lunch?
Work lunch, Van.
Shouldn't you be at home?
Leave a guess.
You've been talking to Manta. You've got to do this, Case.
Back off, Van. Look, don't you care about Manta?
Yes, and I also care about my work.
What about your baby? Van, lay off. This isn't about you. And it's not about you
either. Okay? So take your misguided moralising and fuck off.
You think I'm misguided?
Among many other defects.
No, no. You are misguided.
And a defect, Jethro. Because you are a defect lover.
Which means you suck at it. Yeah.
And what would you know, Van?
Oh, bro, it's what Bailey knows as well.
Yep. And your brother is the ace.
I'm the ace, bro. Which means fucking amazing at fucking. The Venetron, it's
king, bro. Shut it, Van.
Just like the Mighty Mug. Yep, we give our women the best loving. Which?
Deserves more respect, by the way. But you, your cock hasn't even got a name.
Has it?
Why's that?
Because you've got a lame -ass, nameless cock.
Oh, shit!
For lunch.
At least my cock works.
Hurt?
Not as much as Jethro.
I thought you didn't hit him.
Well, nah, he hurts on the inside from being a sore loser.
Van, the hot lover, wins over Jethro, the suck lover.
We're good to go, babe.
Every night.
You're dumping the gun here.
No, I'm the best, you said.
Van, I never said... You're my girlfriend, and I was sticking up for
Bailey, this... says I love you.
That's sweet, man.
Yeah?
Yeah. Yeah.
Yes.
Tell him he's the biggest, dumbest homo that...
What? We need to meet.
Yeah, I don't think there's much point in that.
We have to sort some shit.
Business?
If you like.
Right.
If you want to play your childish little games, you knock yourselves out. Sit
down.
I got you a drink.
Can't handle it, man. Van.
Okay.
It seems things have gotten a little out of hand here.
Right, well, it's not my fault Jethro's this back lover. Van, I swear to God, I
will fucking kill you. All right, enough.
Jesus Christ.
Bottom line, I like both of you, but if you can't grow up and handle that fact,
then I'm happy to walk away.
No, hold on.
No, you're with me now.
Actually, Van, I didn't say I wanted to trade one for the other.
Yeah, but you said every second night sucked.
I never said sucked. Yeah, well... Well, this is confusing.
And there's only seven nights in a week.
So what?
Seven's not an even number, Thicko.
Read hard.
Oh, is it working for me?
No. Well, hold on. Wait.
What if one night you're a bit pissed?
And you get it wrong. And me and the Venetron are left all alone.
Or what if I come over one night and that's there?
Tricky again.
Yeah, it would be wrong.
Actually, I wouldn't have a problem with that.
What?
What do you mean, you and me and... Shame.
Are you serious?
I would find that incredibly hot.
And the sort of guy I want to be with is the sort of guy who'd be up for that.
Have a think about it.
You're early.
Check it out.
How did you pay for this?
I didn't.
Munt, you didn't? Oh, no, no, no. Ben gave them to us. He had two sets of
everything. Oh, that's nice.
It's better than nothing. It's a bloody miracle.
So you can stop working now because we don't need that stupid bonus.
Okay, we've got everything we need so you can put your feet up. I can't. You
can. Just get hard with Jethro so you're sorted.
Rochelle didn't show up for work today.
So, she's probably on the piss.
I thought it was just a no -show.
But now it feels really weird.
Well, Rochelle's a pussy. Let it go, Casey.
Shit.
Maybe she's gone out to someone on the lift.
Maybe it didn't go so good. Booty call, booty call. All you think about is
fucking booty call. Hunter, I'm worried about Rochelle.
Yeah, I can tell. Put her in normal worried about our baby.
The thing about pregnant women is that they are irrational.
It happens when two brains inhabit one body.
Munt, we need to talk.
Yeah, tell me about it. I'm here.
Feel free to share with the group.
No. But I'm your flatmate. Flatmates are meant to be there for one another. Fist
off, Eric.
Bailey wants to have sex with me and Jethro.
I already know that. No, no, no, no.
At the same time.
A threesome?
What do I do? Don't do it is what you should do. Yeah.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Bro, it's sick.
Yeah, well, you're right.
Threesomes are sick.
No, no, no, no. Normal threesomes aren't sick. You know, two girls and one guy,
that's hot.
But what you're describing, bro, is an abnormal threesome.
Two guys and one girl.
And one of the guys happens to be the other guy's brother. Wait.
What if Jethro wants to do it?
Oh, bro, let him do it, man. It's just the kind of sick shit he would do. No,
but if they have the threesome without me,
where did that leave me? Well, technically it'd be a twosome.
I knew it.
I knew it.
Jethro's trying to rip me off. Two -some between two sicko people. You're better
off out of it, man.
We are but two humble men. Who happen to know things that others don't. Are you
getting pervy again?
Well, there's pervy and there's twisted, but this gives whole new meaning to
family closeness.
What do you know?
Not so fast. Will you believe us this time?
Oh, we'll believe you, cough.
Well, you didn't yesterday.
Yesterday we were greeted with such derision.
My injured pride still weeps. Bill, no, we don't need more thick gossip. Yes, we
do. Spit it out.
Well, this is the kind of special insight that requires a special reward.
Whiskey, would that do you?
Oh, this is all right, Ted. It's porky, so get it down, yeah?
We all know your family are close, but now they'll be closer than ever.
Indeed they will, my friend.
Well, get on with it.
Legal counsel Bailey Wilson has invited Devan and Jethro
for a threesome.
The little crack rat.
Oh, my God. I told you she was evil.
I told you it was good.
Shaking a girl with your brother at the same time?
You really are all class, Jethro. Christ, just fuck off. I mean, I know
done low things and illegal things before, but this just takes tragic to a
new level.
What are you, a spokeswoman for the moral majority?
No. Keep your judgments to yourself.
Are you actually going to do it?
Oh, my God!
You're actually going to get naked with Van?
Christ, I've agreed to the threesome. I'm not getting naked with Van.
How does that work?
The point is, Bailey wants someone with nerve.
Van won't have the nerve.
Uh -huh, okay. Thank you very much.
Oh, thank God you were here.
Everything you need to know about Bailey Wilson.
What have you been doing?
Every one of Bailey's clients has either been a con artist, a rapist, a thief,
or a drug dealer. And one accused murderer, but that is Mum, so that
count. But she's a criminal lawyer. What do you expect?
It's so dodgy. It's her job.
Okay, then.
What about this? She has no debt, no credit cards, no student loan, no
overdrafts. How did you get all this?
I just rang around all the banks until I found which one I banked with.
You've been posing as Bailey.
It's amazing what they'll tell you if you just ask nicely.
Can you not use my landline?
For someone who's into threesomes? She doesn't even read dirty movies from her
local bank. Gail, stop.
Wayne, she's organising a threesome with Van and Jethro.
Christ. You see?
You need to do something.
Special occasion.
Is this any of your business?
You know, we're counting on you to do a great job for Cheryl.
And that's what you'll get? Good.
But if you drop the ball because you're too busy playing dodgy sex games, then
things will very quickly become my business.
Oh, I get it.
Listen, what I do in my own time is absolutely nothing to do with... But it
Van and Jethro are big boys.
I don't care what you do with Jethro. Good.
But the moment you miss Van around, I will come down on you like a ton of
bricks. And so will Cheryl.
I think we're done here. I hope so.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a date.
Rochelle? You slick bitch, where are you? I've been... Casey, I need help.
locked in the bathroom at Quentin Bates' house.
Quentin Bates?
What the hell are you doing there? We already got there. He's already flipped
out and he won't let me leave.
Well, why aren't you with him?
He's got on a bit of a bender.
What?
Don't be mad. He's got awesome drugs and loads of wine. I never get to do the
long haul anymore, but I am so out of it.
Christ, Rochelle!
He's freaking me out! He's gone mad!
Okay, just...
I can't do anything back, Casey.
I've looked in the fucking bathroom for Christ's sake.
Oh, my God.
Little pig.
Little pig.
Let me come in and kiss your...
You going out?
Maybe.
With Bailey and Jethro, I hear.
I don't want to talk about it.
You think doing this was going to impress Bailey?
It's what she wants. What about you? What do you want? I just want her, man.
And Jethro?
Stop. Don't you talk about him. Come on, Van. Stop this crap. Let's go down to
the pub, have a beer, and forget this bullshit.
I can't.
You're a decent guy, Van.
You deserve better than this.
Oh, I love her.
Well, she clearly doesn't love you. Yeah, but she nearly does, and if I do
she will.
And there's no way, no fucking way, I'm going to lose to Geoffrey.
Hi.
Van's late.
Surprise, surprise.
Oh, he'll be here.
Better put money on it.
always skip the retarded middleman and cut to the chase.
Easy, Tiger.
I'm having my cake and eating it too.
Bring it on.
Now, there's nothing wrong with a bit of lust in three.
If you ask me, man, I think it's... Now, what happens, right, if Jethro reaches
down for a tug and mistakes his wang for Vance? Oh!
OK, I'm really grossing out here. Oh, go on.
Turns out who's had a threesome. Go on.
Huh? And we're all wholesome people.
Nothing's sweeter than being the meat in a muff sandwich.
Nyree, I was sent to a girls' boarding school.
Ah, strictly speaking, it was only me and Mrs. Villani, but often that feels
like three.
What?
Hey, we're not all as uptight as you.
Put your arm down, Aaron.
All right.
Technically, I haven't, but I'd really like to.
I think you've got to set him up there, Phil. You're a really freaky dude,
Quentin Bates.
And your girlfriend is freakishly hot.
Me and her are going to do the horizontal recumbent again.
Hey, mum and dad.
Rochelle needs your help, Quinton.
Yeah, we're rocking hash suppositories, baby.
Sneak up on you from behind.
Let's get freaky, baby.
You're our favourite client, Quinton.
Yeah, you want to do the booty core shit, Casey?
Rochelle and I need your help, Munter. Yeah, you've got to get Munter, baby, so
he won't face the time. Munter, we've been out all day. I've got to drive.
What? Casey?
Who the fuck is Munter?
Casey?
It's your throat.
What do you think?
It's nice.
And all for our pleasure.
What?
So glad you came.
You ready for some fun?
How you doing, bro?
Okay.
Bro? Yeah, me too.
I'm incredibly okay.
She's telling Bailey here how hot she looks in that great outfit.
Maybe it's time we started taking some of it off, eh?
That's my job.
Maybe that's something we could all do together.
This shit will numb you from the head down, baby. No, you need to call an
ambulance. No need.
But she's in labor, you freak! Please!
No one comes to Quentin's party unless Quentin invites them. Well, invite them!
No need, because... because... I will deliver the baby.
What? Gotta numb the pain first. Get him out of my face!
What have you done with my girl?
Oh no, back in your tunnel, Chinko.
Let me bust you free.
Let's get her in the van.
There's no time. The baby's coming. I'll call an ambulance.
Oh, shit!
Well, okay.
Look at the size of his winger.
Don't go soft on me, babe. Yeah, babe.
I don't know.
No, Ben.
Come here, babe.
Now. Stop your boasting.
Bullshit.
Oh.
She's a bit of a lover now.
It happened, bro.
No, it didn't.
No, dude, it happened, bro.
Casey went into labor, man, and I was here, bro.
No,
my father, man.
I wanted to bring something useful.
After all this awesome stuff, are you crazy?
Uncle Ben, come here.
Look at him.
Hey, little man.
Fell into my hands, bro, like manna from heaven.
Manza was such a hero.
Yeah, I heard.
Freaky, eh?
So, what was his name?
Hemi.
In me cries the valiant like I promised, bro, after our car.
Well, I read that if you name your child like a winner, they'll grow up to be a
winner.
In me cries the valiant. In our car's totally a winner, bro, especially when
it's finished, eh?
Aye, for sure.
He'll be a winner.
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