All language subtitles for Outrageous Fortune s06e06 When Both Contend

You hear me? You hear what I'm saying?
I'm gonna kill the fucker! Just because

we two attractive women who work for a
company called Bootycore, he thought we

were hookers. I need someone who can
turn all this into cash, which I can

filter to my client on his release.

There would be a generous cut for this
someone, of course. You rip me off, the

people behind this will nail your balls
to your kneecap. Got it? You wanna go

out and celebrate?

I can't.

Not tonight, I just thought something.

What do you want me to apologize?

Yeah, pleasure.

Nice.

My best boy.

Speaking of which.

You work too much, you know that?

You want to be more like me.

Make other people do the legwork for
you. I do.

I have you.

So let's pick this up tonight then, eh?

You know I can't do tonight.

Yeah, about that.

This, uh, every other night thing is,
uh... It's unusual.

Something I should know?

No.

It's rocking my world.

See, chicks say that they want candles
and dinners and all that shit, man, but

what they really want is just to be
nailed by a good strong cock.

Oh, yeah. After all the shagging around
with dinners and that Bailey, she just

wanted the Venetron unleashed on there,
man, night after night.

Well, actually, night after every second
night because it's so fucking intense.

I'm sick of hearing about it.

What? Oh, is this the no -sex thing with
Casey?

Nah.

She missed her midwife's visit.

And then this morning...

I thought today was the

day. No, Dad. No, no, this is the day,
Casey, that you promised that you would

leave Hoochie to settle down and get
ready for baby. I have left Hoochie, but

not VertiCorp.

And if I don't finish the list, Jetro
won't pay the bonus. And bonus equals

cash, Mother. So what? So cash is more
important than our baby. We need this

our baby. Just one more day, okay?

Bro, it's like she doesn't get what it
means to be pregnant, man, or have a

baby. You know whose fault this is?

Yeah, who?

No.

It's Jethro's.

He's forcing a heavily pregnant woman
into work.

You know what that's called?

Child labour.

slept in. I had to negotiate this on my
own.

Man, you look like shit.

Do you see me in one?

Black ass.

Boy, it's the way with the kids, okay? I
get freedom for five minutes.

You'll know all about it soon enough.

We need to get going, come on. Already?

Do you want to collect our bonus or not?

Yeah.

There he is.

The slave trader.

You have no fucking idea, do you?

Piss off.

There are some things more important
than money that you throw.

Love.

People's futures.

Babies. I'm kind of busy here, man.

Nah, nah, nah. This is important shit.

Casey. You gotta set her free.

Free from what?

Slavery! Do you think Casey really wants
to be doing this dumber dick -licking?

Casey wants to work. It's her choice.

No. She should go home and settle down
and get ready for baby because...

Well, actually, you're probably too
thick to realise this, Jethro, but

children should not be made to work. It
is not good for them.

And you know all about it? Of course,
because babies, they're special.

This is coming from the man who's never
had a child. Oh, no, wait.

Would have had two if they hadn't upped
and disappeared.

Fuck you.

And then there's the good friends who
either die or walk out or... You don't

know shit, man.

I'm in a relationship.

Right now.

Yeah, right.

No, I am.

With a real on -to -it chick.

A professional.

What a hooker, that figure. No, she's
not a hooker.

She's one of you.

She's a lawyer.

Yeah. And not just any lawyer. My
lawyer. And she's hot. And she's smart.

have awesome sex. And I tell her every
night.

Actually, every other night. Because she
gets so tired.

Hold on.

You're saying Bailey?

Yes.

Mm -hmm.

And she's not dead.

Or psycho.

Or walking out on me anytime.

So why don't you step that up your
uptight asshole.

You're seeing my brother.

Yeah, I am. Has it happened?

What, you're not even going to deny it?

Well, it is true.

Jesus Christ.

You and I never talked about being
exclusive.

You and I are not a legal contract. Why
should there be a problem then? Because

it's Van.

Because he's your brother. No, because
he's a fucking idiot.

What? Why don't you want the idiot when
you've got me? Because.

You're different.

You have a great mind. Turns me on.

Van has a great body.

Oh, hello. We've got the same body.
We're twins.

Yeah, they are similar.

Identical. You don't have to be an arse
about this. Are you fucking kidding?

Look, Jethro.

This doesn't have to be a big deal.

Van is Van and you are you.

That's all.

That's all.

No, it's just fucking great.

The alpha.

I tracked down that IT guy.

He literally flung himself over the
bonnet and started squealing like a

little... Piggy, don't take her, don't
take her.

Well, not that Rochelle was any help. I
had to drop her off because she was

puking her ring out again. I'm doing all
the work here. Huh? No, Jethro, I want

it noted on the record for when it comes
to divvying up the bonus, and you need

to talk to her about pulling it away.
You know what? I don't need your shit

right now, and if you don't want to
work, fuck off!

Oh.

Are you firing me?

Oh, you can't.

I mean...

I'm an angel.

And I thought that I was doing a really
good job. Oh, no.

I didn't mean it.

I just had some really weird news.

Financial? No.

Oh, God. Are we not getting our bonus?
No, it's not that. That's fine.

It's in what?

It's nothing.

Have you and your girlfriend had a row?

How do you know I have a girlfriend?

I didn't, but I do now. Oh, I so hate my
suspicions. New aftershave, glowing

skin, dead giveaway.

So? Who is she?

No, a professional, a lawyer. Oh.

That's so weird.

Because, you know, fans like seeing a
lawyer too. You know her, Bailey.

Shit, you knew. Everyone knows about
that.

Oh, God.

Oh.

She's seeing him and also you.

Oh, my God. You poor thing. That is so
weird.

Yeah.

And you won't want everyone knowing
about this. I totally understand.

But, hey, if you want to talk... Thanks.

Jethro's boning Bailey.

Yes, but you can't tell anyone.

God, didn't I tell you she was loose?

I don't believe it. But Jethro told me.

He's making it up. Why would he do that?

Maybe because he's jealous of Van.

He just found out about Van today, so
how could he be jealous of him?

But why would Bailey want to sleep with
Jethro when she's already got banned?

Because she's obviously a twinophile.

A twin of what? It's a sexual condition.
I read about it on the net. Getting off

on twins.

Yeah, if it was two identical 18 -year
-old blondes.

But two guys?

No, I mean, that's just sick. Especially
if one of them's Jethro. She's way more

suited to him.

Nope. She's a professional, like he is.

You're a dependent Jethro.

He's my boss.

He's a prick who's been making you work
when you shouldn't. Thank God you

finished today.

OK, well, not quite.

I can't look down on him now.

He is freaked out about Bailey and
Rochelle. He's such a slacker.

Not your problem, Kate.

I can't let him down.

Jethro needs me right now more than
ever.

A hint, I think, of black currants.

I detect a hint of taro.

More coconut potatoes.

Curry. That's strange. That's exactly
what I had for lunch today.

That is the point.

No, no. You guys, you've got to piss off
now. I've had it. I'm just enjoying a

civilised red here.

No, no, no. Bailey is coming.

Oh.

Oh, Bailey, it's stinging the place out.

Well, Arnie and I will sit here quietly
imbibing while you and that temptress go

at it like raging rabbits. I'm assuming
that's what you do.

Get out.

Hey, Bailey.

Hi. Hello there.

I'll dig a Grange Hermitage.

Fancy a glass?

Hey, how was it?

I'll call you back later. Bailey just
got here.

Bro, they might not be here later. The
bunny is in the pot, bro.

What are you talking about? Bailey,
she's a worry.

No, no, no, she's sweet. How much did
you pay for that bottle?

Lookie here.

It's Australian.

Could be flesh.

Could be dingo piss.

It was a work bonus.

Generous boss at 450 a bottle.

I told you it was cheap.

450.

You've got to hear me out.

Bailey's on with your brother.

What?

Repeat, man. She's two -timing you with
Jethro.

Like I said, the bunny is in the pot,
man. You've got to get out while you

I know that only four cases of this were
imported into New Zealand.

So where the fuck did you get it?

Oi.

You, come with me.

As I said, my friend, it's a regular
porn show

in here every other night.

It can't be true. Tell me it's not true.

Ben. You're on with Jethro.

I've never been a one -guy girl.

Yeah, but Jethro... I like Jethro.

Jethro's a cock.

And I never promised you anything. Yeah,
but I like you.

I mean, I really like you. Yeah, and I
like you. Yeah, so why are you fucking

ruining Jethro?

Jethro's interesting.

Oh.

Every time, every fucking time.

Every time what?

He always does this just to get at me.
He nicked off all my chicks with his...

Bullshit. He's a liar. He's a fucking
liar.

Listen, Ben, there's so much I love
about you. You love me so much you're

to root my brother.

Ben, come here.

Why? Because there's something you need
to know about every single time we've

been together.

Getting naked is not going to fix this.

But you need to know that.

How do we ask?

We bring glad tidings. Fancy a vino?

Since when did you start drinking wine?

It's what the cultured and informed do.

Yes, and we are very well informed.

Is this for real?

As the Aussies would say, it's fair
dinkum. Only the finest wine to

the finest conversation.

What's you?

Am I a friend here? I've had better
conversations with a watermelon.

Ha! If you don't want to be up to speed
with the most juicy of current affairs,

we'll take our leave.

Eh. Fuck yes.

Okay, bye.

Well, don't you want to know what's
going on in your own family?

Go away, Eric.

Well, don't you want to know even a
little bit?

All right, what's going on, then? Well,
since you asked, it's more who is going

on with who.

Well, who's going on with who, then?

Then is Shagging Bailey.

Oh, that is such old news.

The same Bailey who is also in carnal
relations with... Jethro.

Bullshit. No, that is...

Well, as if. It is true.

No, it's pervy rubbish made up by two
tragic and pathetic old men.

Who are you calling old? And we are not
pervy. We are merely the men on the

spot, in the know. But if you don't want
any good oil, and the good wine,

Philistines.

Philistinia.

They are so sick.

Yeah, but they make a lovely couple,
though.

Bed. Dude.

It's okay.

Jesus.

Hey, what are you doing?

I'm having sex, man. That's not sex,
dude. That's getting into very hot

Just go. No, it can't be good, dude. It
is.

Look, I'm telling you, it is really,
really good. I can't see how rooting a

woman who's rooting another man who
happens to be your brother can be a good

thing, man. It is.

Because I'm a better lover than you.

She said that? Yes.

And I've never been better than him at
anything in my life. Oh, you're better

than him at heaps of stuff, man. Like
that time you laid a grogan in a perfect

donut on the bonnet of horse parents in
Strana. Okay, but apart from that...

What about tomorrow?

How are you going to handle it if she
goes back to Jethro? No, no, but she

won't. Because she loves the fan of
Tron. Because I'm the best, man.

Yes.

Jesus Christ.

What are you doing here?

I'm just wondering why you're waking up
alone.

Well, I'm not alone, am I? Could it be
that your girlfriend is waking up with

another man who also happens to be your
twin?

Piss off.

So it is true.

Fuck off.

God, Jethro, you must feel so
humiliated. Loretta, the door. I mean, I

and Van have shared women in the past,
but in those cases, the woman didn't

actually know.

Fucking leave.

But this.

is just so much kinkier.

Don't worry, though. Your secret is safe
with everyone in the family, I think.

It's true. It's totally true.

Rats. I knew twins once. Both had a
third nipple.

The ultimate six -pack.

Gross.

Coming from one who's been her entire
life in a nunnery. Even when I was young

and impressionable, I never rooted
brothers.

True. Only your half -brother.

That is so not the point. She is
sleeping with Van and she's wrong. We're

adults. She can do whatever she likes.

Not if she's our mother's lawyer. She
can't. I mean, what sort of woman is

A sex -need lawyer with a very big wide
arm.

How about the judges love it when she
wants to see them in chambers?

Our mother's freedom is in the hands of
a twisted hobo.

BMW guy, can you pick me up or call me
or something?

The keys!

They were right here on the bench. I
mean, how can they just... Weirdo.

Oh, my God.

Did you take them?

Munter, did you?

So what if I did? Get them back.

Look at yourself, Kate. You're meant to
be stopping. Not getting all racked up

about work. It can't be good for babies.
Give me my keys.

You're meant to stop. Change the record,
Munter. Look around, Kate.

Where's all the baby stuff?

Does this look like a house that's ready
for a baby? When I get my bonus, I'll

do it. Now give me my fucking keys!

I thought it was supposed to be a happy
time, you know, having a baby.

Maybe she's just a slow starter. If our
baby came tomorrow, we'd have nothing.

You know, no nappies, bro.

No jungle gyms, bro. No tricycles,
nothing, bro.

What if she's one of those mothers who
abandons her newborn, you know?

Like the white -tipped Caribbean reef
shark.

They do that?

Yeah, man, just leave them to fend for
themselves.

I've got to get some shit for my baby,
bro. I've got to steal it if I have to.

Hey, come with me.

Oh.

Two sets here and then, bro, I've kept
it all just in case, you know, one day

found the twins.

I want you to have a set.

Bro, seriously?

I'll keep the other one, because me and
Bailey might want to start a family

pretty soon.

Yeah?

Yeah, bro.

Here's one.

What about the whole G3 thing?

G3's not a threat to me, man.

He's got an L -shaped dick.

Help a loser.

Oh, man, look, there's all some vain
things, bro.

Sweet. See, when Casey sees all this
stuff, he'll get the vibe for sure, man.

I don't know.

Well, you can't think it's a good thing.
I'm not saying it's a good thing.

But what Bailey does after hours is her
business.

No, and she's Mum's lawyer.

Well, we both have private lives too.

Mum would freak out about this if she
knew.

So we won't be telling her, will we?

Well, then you'd better just hope that
Bailey isn't too busy rooting to do a

good job with Mum's case.

Bailey's not that stupid.

Yeah, well, maybe, but she's obviously
not a very nice person.

You don't have to be a nice person to do
a good job.

What if she's an imposter?

You know, like a sexually depraved
person just posing as a lawyer to get

kicked. Oh, for fuck's sake.

Well, she's not acting very loyally, is
she?

Petka, what do you want me to do?

Find out about her. Check up on her.

No.

We have business to discuss.

Do we?

Tell your goons to get their thieving
hands off the high -end wine.

What? Eric and Falani.

They filched out a kid's warehouse.
Okay.

I'm fucked off, get your throw.

It wasn't part of our deal.

And what exactly was our deal again?

Get over it, Jethro.

Thanks for that.

It's just about having fun.

Oh, well, have fun in your new life with
Van. I'm sure the conversation will be

stimulating. I thought you could have
handled this.

I just happen to think that open
relationships are a crock of shit.

And if you can't handle that, then
probably best we just stick to business,

Well, best we do that then.

Okay. Okay. Fine.

So pull finger on the goons.

Chair throw.

You fucking idiots.

They've been stealing from the
warehouse.

Oh, we sampled a bit of merchandise.

It's only wine.

Yeah, it was a poison.

It's tricky, obviously.

I don't know why anyone would want to
pay $4 .50 a bottle for a hangover like

this. What you drink comes out of your
slice. You take any more of anything, I

cut you out of the deal completely. Got
it?

You seem unusually tetchy today.

Just stick to the game plan.

How could you be feeling out of sorts?

Probably. Due to your unusual girlfriend
-sharing scenario, you really are a man

who understands the true meaning of
brotherly love. Get your shit together

the deal's off.

I got you the fishermen's. I hope it's
not cold.

I had to have words.

with two old queens named Eric and
Filoni who seemed to know way too much

my private life.

Oh, it wasn't me.

No, I swear.

I wouldn't tell anyone.

Except Munt, who wouldn't tell anyone,
except Van, who obviously knows already.

Have you seen Rochelle lately?

No. She was a complete no -show this
morning, you know, and it's totally

for her to miss out on the Friday
special.

Case, what are you doing here?

Having lunch?

Work lunch, Van.

Shouldn't you be at home?

Leave a guess.

You've been talking to Manta. You've got
to do this, Case.

Back off, Van. Look, don't you care
about Manta?

Yes, and I also care about my work.

What about your baby? Van, lay off. This
isn't about you. And it's not about you

either. Okay? So take your misguided
moralising and fuck off.

You think I'm misguided?

Among many other defects.

No, no. You are misguided.

And a defect, Jethro. Because you are a
defect lover.

Which means you suck at it. Yeah.

And what would you know, Van?

Oh, bro, it's what Bailey knows as well.

Yep. And your brother is the ace.

I'm the ace, bro. Which means fucking
amazing at fucking. The Venetron, it's

king, bro. Shut it, Van.

Just like the Mighty Mug. Yep, we give
our women the best loving. Which?

Deserves more respect, by the way. But
you, your cock hasn't even got a name.

Has it?

Why's that?

Because you've got a lame -ass, nameless
cock.

Oh, shit!

For lunch.

At least my cock works.

Hurt?

Not as much as Jethro.

I thought you didn't hit him.

Well, nah, he hurts on the inside from
being a sore loser.

Van, the hot lover, wins over Jethro,
the suck lover.

We're good to go, babe.

Every night.

You're dumping the gun here.

No, I'm the best, you said.

Van, I never said... You're my
girlfriend, and I was sticking up for

Bailey, this... says I love you.

That's sweet, man.

Yeah?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yes.

Tell him he's the biggest, dumbest homo
that...

What? We need to meet.

Yeah, I don't think there's much point
in that.

We have to sort some shit.

Business?

If you like.

Right.

If you want to play your childish little
games, you knock yourselves out. Sit

down.

I got you a drink.

Can't handle it, man. Van.

Okay.

It seems things have gotten a little out
of hand here.

Right, well, it's not my fault Jethro's
this back lover. Van, I swear to God, I

will fucking kill you. All right,
enough.

Jesus Christ.

Bottom line, I like both of you, but if
you can't grow up and handle that fact,

then I'm happy to walk away.

No, hold on.

No, you're with me now.

Actually, Van, I didn't say I wanted to
trade one for the other.

Yeah, but you said every second night
sucked.

I never said sucked. Yeah, well... Well,
this is confusing.

And there's only seven nights in a week.

So what?

Seven's not an even number, Thicko.

Read hard.

Oh, is it working for me?

No. Well, hold on. Wait.

What if one night you're a bit pissed?

And you get it wrong. And me and the
Venetron are left all alone.

Or what if I come over one night and
that's there?

Tricky again.

Yeah, it would be wrong.

Actually, I wouldn't have a problem with
that.

What?

What do you mean, you and me and...
Shame.

Are you serious?

I would find that incredibly hot.

And the sort of guy I want to be with is
the sort of guy who'd be up for that.

Have a think about it.

You're early.

Check it out.

How did you pay for this?

I didn't.

Munt, you didn't? Oh, no, no, no. Ben
gave them to us. He had two sets of

everything. Oh, that's nice.

It's better than nothing. It's a bloody
miracle.

So you can stop working now because we
don't need that stupid bonus.

Okay, we've got everything we need so
you can put your feet up. I can't. You

can. Just get hard with Jethro so you're
sorted.

Rochelle didn't show up for work today.

So, she's probably on the piss.

I thought it was just a no -show.

But now it feels really weird.

Well, Rochelle's a pussy. Let it go,
Casey.

Shit.

Maybe she's gone out to someone on the
lift.

Maybe it didn't go so good. Booty call,
booty call. All you think about is

fucking booty call. Hunter, I'm worried
about Rochelle.

Yeah, I can tell. Put her in normal
worried about our baby.

The thing about pregnant women is that
they are irrational.

It happens when two brains inhabit one
body.

Munt, we need to talk.

Yeah, tell me about it. I'm here.

Feel free to share with the group.

No. But I'm your flatmate. Flatmates are
meant to be there for one another. Fist

off, Eric.

Bailey wants to have sex with me and
Jethro.

I already know that. No, no, no, no.

At the same time.

A threesome?

What do I do? Don't do it is what you
should do. Yeah.

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Bro, it's sick.

Yeah, well, you're right.

Threesomes are sick.

No, no, no, no. Normal threesomes aren't
sick. You know, two girls and one guy,

that's hot.

But what you're describing, bro, is an
abnormal threesome.

Two guys and one girl.

And one of the guys happens to be the
other guy's brother. Wait.

What if Jethro wants to do it?

Oh, bro, let him do it, man. It's just
the kind of sick shit he would do. No,

but if they have the threesome without
me,

where did that leave me? Well,
technically it'd be a twosome.

I knew it.

I knew it.

Jethro's trying to rip me off. Two -some
between two sicko people. You're better

off out of it, man.

We are but two humble men. Who happen to
know things that others don't. Are you

getting pervy again?

Well, there's pervy and there's twisted,
but this gives whole new meaning to

family closeness.

What do you know?

Not so fast. Will you believe us this
time?

Oh, we'll believe you, cough.

Well, you didn't yesterday.

Yesterday we were greeted with such
derision.

My injured pride still weeps. Bill, no,
we don't need more thick gossip. Yes, we

do. Spit it out.

Well, this is the kind of special
insight that requires a special reward.

Whiskey, would that do you?

Oh, this is all right, Ted. It's porky,
so get it down, yeah?

We all know your family are close, but
now they'll be closer than ever.

Indeed they will, my friend.

Well, get on with it.

Legal counsel Bailey Wilson has invited
Devan and Jethro

for a threesome.

The little crack rat.

Oh, my God. I told you she was evil.

I told you it was good.

Shaking a girl with your brother at the
same time?

You really are all class, Jethro.
Christ, just fuck off. I mean, I know

done low things and illegal things
before, but this just takes tragic to a

new level.

What are you, a spokeswoman for the
moral majority?

No. Keep your judgments to yourself.

Are you actually going to do it?

Oh, my God!

You're actually going to get naked with
Van?

Christ, I've agreed to the threesome.
I'm not getting naked with Van.

How does that work?

The point is, Bailey wants someone with
nerve.

Van won't have the nerve.

Uh -huh, okay. Thank you very much.

Oh, thank God you were here.

Everything you need to know about Bailey
Wilson.

What have you been doing?

Every one of Bailey's clients has either
been a con artist, a rapist, a thief,

or a drug dealer. And one accused
murderer, but that is Mum, so that

count. But she's a criminal lawyer. What
do you expect?

It's so dodgy. It's her job.

Okay, then.

What about this? She has no debt, no
credit cards, no student loan, no

overdrafts. How did you get all this?

I just rang around all the banks until I
found which one I banked with.

You've been posing as Bailey.

It's amazing what they'll tell you if
you just ask nicely.

Can you not use my landline?

For someone who's into threesomes? She
doesn't even read dirty movies from her

local bank. Gail, stop.

Wayne, she's organising a threesome with
Van and Jethro.

Christ. You see?

You need to do something.

Special occasion.

Is this any of your business?

You know, we're counting on you to do a
great job for Cheryl.

And that's what you'll get? Good.

But if you drop the ball because you're
too busy playing dodgy sex games, then

things will very quickly become my
business.

Oh, I get it.

Listen, what I do in my own time is
absolutely nothing to do with... But it

Van and Jethro are big boys.

I don't care what you do with Jethro.
Good.

But the moment you miss Van around, I
will come down on you like a ton of

bricks. And so will Cheryl.

I think we're done here. I hope so.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a date.

Rochelle? You slick bitch, where are
you? I've been... Casey, I need help.

locked in the bathroom at Quentin Bates'
house.

Quentin Bates?

What the hell are you doing there? We
already got there. He's already flipped

out and he won't let me leave.

Well, why aren't you with him?

He's got on a bit of a bender.

What?

Don't be mad. He's got awesome drugs and
loads of wine. I never get to do the

long haul anymore, but I am so out of
it.

Christ, Rochelle!

He's freaking me out! He's gone mad!

Okay, just...

I can't do anything back, Casey.

I've looked in the fucking bathroom for
Christ's sake.

Oh, my God.

Little pig.

Little pig.

Let me come in and kiss your...

You going out?

Maybe.

With Bailey and Jethro, I hear.

I don't want to talk about it.

You think doing this was going to
impress Bailey?

It's what she wants. What about you?
What do you want? I just want her, man.

And Jethro?

Stop. Don't you talk about him. Come on,
Van. Stop this crap. Let's go down to

the pub, have a beer, and forget this
bullshit.

I can't.

You're a decent guy, Van.

You deserve better than this.

Oh, I love her.

Well, she clearly doesn't love you.
Yeah, but she nearly does, and if I do

she will.

And there's no way, no fucking way, I'm
going to lose to Geoffrey.

Hi.

Van's late.

Surprise, surprise.

Oh, he'll be here.

Better put money on it.

always skip the retarded middleman and
cut to the chase.

Easy, Tiger.

I'm having my cake and eating it too.

Bring it on.

Now, there's nothing wrong with a bit of
lust in three.

If you ask me, man, I think it's... Now,
what happens, right, if Jethro reaches

down for a tug and mistakes his wang for
Vance? Oh!

OK, I'm really grossing out here. Oh, go
on.

Turns out who's had a threesome. Go on.

Huh? And we're all wholesome people.

Nothing's sweeter than being the meat in
a muff sandwich.

Nyree, I was sent to a girls' boarding
school.

Ah, strictly speaking, it was only me
and Mrs. Villani, but often that feels

like three.

What?

Hey, we're not all as uptight as you.

Put your arm down, Aaron.

All right.

Technically, I haven't, but I'd really
like to.

I think you've got to set him up there,
Phil. You're a really freaky dude,

Quentin Bates.

And your girlfriend is freakishly hot.

Me and her are going to do the
horizontal recumbent again.

Hey, mum and dad.

Rochelle needs your help, Quinton.

Yeah, we're rocking hash suppositories,
baby.

Sneak up on you from behind.

Let's get freaky, baby.

You're our favourite client, Quinton.

Yeah, you want to do the booty core
shit, Casey?

Rochelle and I need your help, Munter.
Yeah, you've got to get Munter, baby, so

he won't face the time. Munter, we've
been out all day. I've got to drive.

What? Casey?

Who the fuck is Munter?

Casey?

It's your throat.

What do you think?

It's nice.

And all for our pleasure.

What?

So glad you came.

You ready for some fun?

How you doing, bro?

Okay.

Bro? Yeah, me too.

I'm incredibly okay.

She's telling Bailey here how hot she
looks in that great outfit.

Maybe it's time we started taking some
of it off, eh?

That's my job.

Maybe that's something we could all do
together.

This shit will numb you from the head
down, baby. No, you need to call an

ambulance. No need.

But she's in labor, you freak! Please!

No one comes to Quentin's party unless
Quentin invites them. Well, invite them!

No need, because... because... I will
deliver the baby.

What? Gotta numb the pain first. Get him
out of my face!

What have you done with my girl?

Oh no, back in your tunnel, Chinko.

Let me bust you free.

Let's get her in the van.

There's no time. The baby's coming. I'll
call an ambulance.

Oh, shit!

Well, okay.

Look at the size of his winger.

Don't go soft on me, babe. Yeah, babe.

I don't know.

No, Ben.

Come here, babe.

Now. Stop your boasting.

Bullshit.

Oh.

She's a bit of a lover now.

It happened, bro.

No, it didn't.

No, dude, it happened, bro.

Casey went into labor, man, and I was
here, bro.

No,

my father, man.

I wanted to bring something useful.

After all this awesome stuff, are you
crazy?

Uncle Ben, come here.

Look at him.

Hey, little man.

Fell into my hands, bro, like manna from
heaven.

Manza was such a hero.

Yeah, I heard.

Freaky, eh?

So, what was his name?

Hemi.

In me cries the valiant like I promised,
bro, after our car.

Well, I read that if you name your child
like a winner, they'll grow up to be a

winner.

In me cries the valiant. In our car's
totally a winner, bro, especially when

it's finished, eh?

Aye, for sure.

He'll be a winner.