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I cannot think of a single reason why a mother would leave a child at a time

like this just to walk out without a single fucking word.

It's happened to her before.

Nicky handed himself in. Don't want to see the old man go down when he

have to.

He gave himself up for Grandpa.

I don't think he did it for Grandpa.

We need to take a break.

So this is just a temporary thing.

I love you, Nicky Grayson. I always have and I always will. I like you.

You sparkle like a golden star.

What?

Are you aware that at that last intersection you failed to stop at a

There was nothing coming. The reason it's called a stop sign is that you're

legally obliged to stop. Even if there's nothing coming?

I'm afraid so.

Well, that's stupid.

It's also the law.

Were you going to give me a ticket?

Friendly warning, that's all.

Okay, well, thanks and bye.

Where are you off to in such a rush?

Nowhere. You're hurrying to nowhere.

I've got an appointment, okay?

This wouldn't be with a certain criminal remanded in custody awaiting a lengthy

sentence, would it? How did you know that?

It's my business to know things.

Especially about people I care about.

I made it my business to care about you.

Well, you don't have to anymore, okay? You cannot throw your life away on that

prick! I'm not!

Pascal! Look, it's over!

Okay? Bye!

Just don't do this, alright?

Yes! Out of my way! Just talk to me, okay?

Don't!

No job, no home.

I'm a broken man.

You will be if you don't stop infesting this place like a bloody weevil.

Where's Jane?

Gone. Gone? Gone where?

Well, Loretta came and took her. She called out.

What, you let her take her?

She's not Jack the Ripper. They've gone off to swimming or some such nonsense.

What do you think you're doing?

Taking Jake swimming.

Why would you do that?

Um, because it's Hayden's day, but he had a meeting. Well, I was going to do

Well, you don't do swimming.

Yeah, I can swim.

Okay, doggy paddling doesn't actually count as swimming, and Hayden does

swimming. Where the hell is he then?

I told you he's in a meeting, but it's his day. Right, shows how much his days

mean to him. Come on, Puppet.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

You and Mummy go swimming, eh?

God, you are gorgeous.

Thanks.

So I found it.

It's where you said it would be.

Well, I wasn't going to throw it away.

That's where I should have kept it.

Best place in the world.

So you really want to do this?

Come on, give me this one.

Pascal, I love you more than my life.

More than anything.

Will you marry me?

Yes. Yes, I will.

You mean to say congratulations?

Hey, my very sincere compliments to you.

Why are you here?

Oh, I got your text about the free beer on the happy occasion of your big news.

Yeah, cheers.

Hey, baby, what's the news?

Engage.

To the cop? No, to Nicky.

But he ruined your life and broke your heart.

Yeah, but it's all better now, so you can all be happy for me.

How can you marry him when he's in the can?

Because he is making the greatest sacrifice that a man can make for love.

won't be no loving if he's in the can.

Well, not for many chicks.

That's disgusting.

That's how it goes down in Poketown. Yeah, how about another round?

No, get yourself.

G'day. Did I have a word?

We're kind of meant to be celebrating.

Right.

That's how I got engaged again.

To Nicky.

You did what?

Look, whatever you came to say, can we just get over with?

I have a certain problem to do with damage to a certain police vehicle.

You crashed into a cop car.

I need to file a report for insurance, so I need some details.

Okay, well, I'll call you.

I'm asking you politely to come down to the station.

Because if you don't, there could be charges.

Careless driving.

I was not careless. I just dinged your car and it's because you're in the way.

really don't want to argue about this, Pascal, so I'll see you tomorrow.

Shall we say ten?

Shit.

So Cheryl came and took it?

Again?

On my day?

It was your day, now it's not. What, so you just think I should sit back and

take this?

Well, Mum had... It hasn't got a lot to do with her time at the moment. Well,

maybe she should get a hobby instead of stealing my day. Okay, she's also fucked

in the head at the moment, so I wouldn't go there. Well, I just think it needs

to be discussed.

Rationally. Talk rationally with my mother?

Yeah.

Jesus, what the hell happened here?

Working off the evidence, I'd say it was a bloody fry -up.

Eric, she's a... I told him to go. I'll bloody kill him.

Have you seen Eric?

No. And did you get my text about my very important news, which I thought

someone would have responded to by now? You didn't tell me what it was.

Nicky and I are engaged.

Again.

Jeez, he put you through hell.

And then he saved Grandpa.

You don't have to marry him. A simple thank you would do.

Cheryl, we need to talk.

We'll discuss this later, all right?

Fine, don't be happy for me.

We need to talk about Jane arrangements.

Like the swimming thing today?

Yeah, well, you were busy.

Yeah, well, I'd really appreciate it if the arrangements didn't keep on

changing. By the time I went to pick her up from Totally Tossed, and hey, she's

not there.

Well, there's no need for us to have childcare anymore, now that I'm not

working. Yeah, but I was willing to pay for it. And Jane likes Totally Tossed.

Oh, really?

Well, yeah, they've got sandpits and toys and stuff. And we don't have that

stuff here. No, that's not what we're saying.

We are saying. The point is, I am Jane's father. Loretta is her mother. Her

mother?

Oh, for God's sake.

You know, if it was left up to Loretta, Jane would have been sold to those

pricks in Hearn Bay.

Yeah, okay. All right, maybe. But Loretta has proved herself, though. So

So we would like to take Jane because it is our day and she is my daughter. No,

no, no. She's my daughter and I know what she needs. She needs her tea, she

needs her bath and she needs her stories. You can fuck off right now.

Come on, this is pointless.

Go on! Burn her up back to Brisbane!

Go on! Fuck off!

Sorry about that.

Sorry, sweetheart. Mummy got cross.

It's the goddess, Pascal.

Yeah? We need to help her.

Defend her. Aaron, if Pascal was a goddess, she wouldn't need us to defend

because she'd have superpowers. Mm -hmm.

She doesn't.

Do a mean silent fart.

No way.

Why? Why?

This usually blames me.

I'll give it up.

That cop is harassing the goddess of babeliness.

We need to stand up for her. Fine words, my friend, and I salute them. Yeah, so

you, me, Filani, we take on Gerard. I salute your fine words, but I do not

to be part of any foolish actions.

So you're not going to help? If he raids my house again...

I would face the wrath of the most powerful force in the land.

Yeah, Sergeant Gerard is not the most powerful force in the land. Not him, you

homo! Mrs. Filani!

I better get that 20 -piece patch you wanted.

What a great big brown pussy.

Oh, Mrs. Filani can be quite mean with the general. Maybe she gets that. This

Pascal, your friend, your beloved sister.

Yeah, Mrs. Gerard.

Yeah, you don't mess with him, man, or he'll get you back, eh? Big thought. And

I've got a baby coming. And I've got to help with that baby.

And plus... This girl can be a pretty careless driver, bro.

What started without you?

It was hard to settle.

Heaving.

Yeah, probably.

Bloody Hayden and Loretta.

Is the daycare going to be any better with all those snot -nosed kids?

They're going to catch every bug going.

You agree with them?

I wouldn't know.

Hayden and Loretta are hardly God's gift of parenting.

Hold on, you do agree with them.

Oh, come on, sure.

Can't you see what you're doing? Yeah, I'm looking after Jane.

You want to keep busy, I get that.

But what you're also doing is having a good old -fashioned bloody scrap.

You think I don't care about Jane? I know you care about Jane.

But Hayden and Loretta want to spend a bit of time with her. And what's wrong

with that? Maybe Loretta's grown up a bit. You've said yourself.

And Jane is no substitute.

Jane is in no way a substitute.

On a check of security patrol.

Hey, Mr. J.

Pascal home?

She's in her room.

Sweet.

You going to be okay?

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, I've got the girls coming around.

No, it's me.

Pascal, you cannot be alone in the morning.

Oh, is this even creepy?

No, it's about this shit with Gerard.

I just have to go and see him, that's all.

Pascal, you cannot go there on your own.

Not in a possibly quasi -legal situation with a cop who has issues.

Which are maybe not all that legal.

And I know heaps about driving offences.

And also how a man can get when he's rejected by a woman with...

Legs of a supermodel and breasts of... Oh, okay, Aaron, you're getting creepy.

You need a witness, all right? That's all. Just someone who'd protect, serve

defend you.

No more breastfeeding. I am so in for the long haul.

Yay!

Oh, don't worry, hon. You'll soon get back to it.

And here we are, just like old times. Yeah, with Loretta being a total bitch.

Maybe I was a bit tough on her. Oh, God, no.

Oh, well, they might be back together now, but how long's that gonna last?

And she's bound to go back to being a lesbian, or she's going to burn his

down again.

Loretta burned Hayden's house down? I told you that.

Was that before the pet shop? Yeah, that was just for money.

Well, and that makes it better.

One thing I know, there's no way I'd leave any baby of mine with an arsonist.

Oh, and he's not exactly a saint.

I mean, this whole thing that he has for younger girls.

Oh, no, you're not saying. No, no.

But how old was Loretta when they hooked up?

You know, and what if he... He buggers off to Brisbane again.

With Jane.

It could happen, you know. They do it all the time. God, Sue, you so have to

the law down here.

I just feel, you know, poor.

This is a woman that you said was an unexploded grenade.

And now she's gone off.

And you are Jane's mother.

Jethro. We need a recommendation for a family lawyer.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, I heard the shit's at the fan.

Cheryl's already called you. I told her it wasn't my area, but... Mummy's boy!

Look, I get that everyone's worked up over this, OK?

Why don't we cut the lawyer crap and sit down together and hammer out a solution

or something?

Fine.

That's a girl.

Hey, officer.

What's he doing here?

I'm here because the lady wants me here. Because she doesn't want to speak to

you. Well, maybe she could tell me that.

You don't trick us in that way.

I need her insurance details.

What she has written down for you.

So we're done.

It's Aaron's villa, isn't it?

That's me.

What the fuck have you got to do with anything?

Well, I'm here as an expert in traffic.

Well, you've been disqualified, D .I .C. No way.

Driving is my life, as a toey, and now a fully paid -up tool.

Well, that certainly sums things up, and maybe you could piss off now.

Zane, I get that you're upset about your car, but what I'm also reading here is

that you're upset because this beautiful woman has chosen another.

Is this guy for real? No means no here, OK?

And as an officer of the law, you should know that. You should abide by that.

Are you threatening me?

What I'm saying is, even if it breaks your heart, you know, and chops into

painful little pieces, you've... You've got to be a man about that.

You've got to get with the program.

The Path Girl program.

Let it go.

Do we really have to do this?

Yes, because we don't want to get into any cop shit here.

This misuse of powers shit, because we will.

Oh, yeah.

I'm sorry.

What did you just say to me?

Conversation over.

Me and this lady, we are leaving.

Well, thanks for that, Aaron.

You were actually quite awesome.

I'd do it again at heartbeat.

Oh, no, you don't need to.

Aren't you worried he might come back?

No, I don't think so.

But he could turn up any time, night or day. No, I think you doubt him.

Yeah, I did, didn't I?

So... Thanks and bye.

Do you want to get a coffee?

Oh, actually, no.

Hey, guys, the rules are these.

Everyone gets to have their say, OK?

And there's no abuse or name -calling, all right? Don't fight me. Gimp was out

of the question. Psychism's out, too. Only language I speak.

Where's Jane?

She's fine.

So where is she? With the shell. And at a secure but undisclosed location.

That was a joke.

Can we get on with this? I need to get back to Jane.

Okay.

Our preferred option is shared care. One week on, one week off. Oh, for Christ's

sake. No fucking way. I thought you might say that.

So we also thought four days in four days. That way it rolls around so

gets some weekends and we all get to do the fun stuff like library and swimming

and the happy clappy music class and no one misses out.

You get to visit her whenever you like. You get to take her to whatever classes

you like and you can have every other weekend.

How the fuck is that fair?

It's what I want and I'm not working. That's not our fault.

This is what's best for Jane. What's best for Jane?

I go from seeing her two, three, four days a week to fuck all and that's

best for Jane? Jesus Christ, I'm her father. And I'm her mother. Loretta is

mother. Bullshit she is, I am.

Well, you were happy enough for anyone to look after Jane when it suited you.

I beg your fucking pardon. Okay, guys.

It's a fact.

There was a reason for that. Yeah, I know that, Cheryl, but we are not

interlopers here.

And you are reliable, are you? When it comes to Jane, yes, we are. And what

about when you two start rooting around or when you bugger off back to Brisbane?

No, it's not going to happen. Or he shafts you in some dodgy business and

you burn his house down. Are you never going to let that go? Yeah, well, you

it. Yeah, OK, all right.

We haven't been perfect, but things have changed. And the fact is, I love

Loretta.

That's true.

And I'm not going to go rooting around, as you so charmingly put it, or bugger

off anywhere.

Okay. If you mean that, prove it. Fuck, I just said it.

If you two are planning on being together, why don't you get married?

What? Well, I just want to make sure Jane's not being mucked around here.

marriage is no guarantee of that, as you well know.

This is what is best for Jane.

Bullshit, this is. Okay, everyone just calm down, all right? How can we,

The woman's officially insane. Well, I think it's fair enough.

Yeah, good one, Mum. Okay, well, it's every second weekend then, is it? Fuck

you, Cheryl.

Oh, thanks for trying, Jethro.

You know, Mum, that's not exactly what I would have called trying to reach a

settlement.

Jane needs a mother.

Not too selfish, Spinners.

I'm not letting you go, okay?

I get the grief thing, all right? I do, but we take her to court now. We have

to. My family are usually only in court as defenders. We cannot let her get away

with it. If we go to court, she'll win.

Fathers have rights too, you know. They don't, actually, and everyone knows

that. And if you think she's fighting dirty now... That's your best advice,

then, is it?

We're fucked.

Mum, like... to think that she's really clever.

But actually, she has all the subtlety of a charging rhino.

Yeah, there are certain similarities.

The only reason she mentioned that marriage crap was because she knows what

think about it.

So what do you think of it?

That it's a sad and outmoded form of social contract which attempts to

the natural human preference for theory and monogamy through legal, romantic and

religious claptrap.

Right.

Okay, I won't get down on one knee then.

Well, I wouldn't, not on this carpet.

Come on, Loretta, you're knocking me dead with a romance here.

Romance is with sissies and idiots.

You know, I wasn't kidding when I said I loved you in there.

I know, that's good.

So what's the plan?

Want to marry me?

Okay, you're an officer of the law, but that gives you no right to be a stalker.

What do you call me?

Officer.

I'm a detective sergeant, and don't you forget that.

Are you ever going to talk to me about my news?

We're a bit busy at the moment.

Hi, guys.

Hi. We just called in to let you know that we're getting married.

No way.

To Hayden bloody Peters. The father of Jane, no less.

No way.

No, no, it's a scam. I don't believe you.

No, you wanted us to get married, so we are. You don't believe in marriage.

Well, generally, yes, it's baloney, but since you made it a condition of shared

custody, we thought, hey, what the heck. No, no, it's a trick. You don't mean

it. Well, the registry office is all booked.

It's all fully documented.

Well, what about parental consent?

Sorry if you're having a flashback, Mum, but you only need consent if you're 17

or younger, which you probably were.

Look, there's no rush on that four days on, four days off thing, but you did

agree to it, and we can talk about it after tomorrow.

Tomorrow? That's when we're doing it.

Getting married.

No, no, hold on. You...

You can't even get a marriage license for three days.

Not if you're from a large Irish Catholic family, which means your second

cousin's wife is bound to work for Internal Affairs.

You can't do it tomorrow.

Yes, we can.

Well, what about the wedding dress and the bridesmaid's dresses and the

We're not doing any of that shit.

It'll just be us and Jane, if she's allowed, and a couple of witnesses.

Will it now?

I see.

I just wanted to let you know that I am really, really pleased for you.

Even though it is kind of out there.

I'm pretty surprised myself.

Mum's not really that happy about it, though.

But then Mum never is happy for anyone who's going to get married.

Even for people who really are really in love.

Like me and Nicky.

Guess that is my big news, which you never even bothered to ask me about.

I thought you might have had a hangnail or dyed your hair or something.

Are you going to be mean and horrible about this like everyone else? Who

I'm going to end up a... Prison widow?

Well, you're already a widow, so no problem there.

So you don't think it's terrible?

Whatever spins you around, I guess.

And I really can't believe that you're actually going to end up married before

me. You know, because you're weird and difficult.

But I was thinking that maybe you could be my bridesmaid.

Why would I do a dumb thing like that?

Because even though you're weird, you're still my sister.

And I was also thinking that, um...

Maybe I could be your bridesmaid.

No, you can't. Why not? Have you asked someone else? No, I told you, we only

need witnesses.

But you need someone to hold the bouquet and adjust your veil. No, we're not

doing any of that shit.

A single blown bat makes a statement.

Hey, kid.

It's all yours.

Right, they did.

I'm not ashamed to say that I used to think you were a jumped -up little

as well as a poncing Nancy boy.

But if you're going to marry my granddaughter, I might need to revise

That's very big of you, Ted. You're taking the piss, sunshine.

No, I wouldn't do that.

Good.

The girl doesn't have a father around, so someone senior might need to step in

here.

You wouldn't be wanting me to ask for Loretta's hand in marriage, would you,

Ted? Don't you have a brain under that toupee?

Uh...

Okay.

Ted, I really want to marry Loretta and be grateful if you would give us your

blessing.

Fine.

But if you piss her about in any way or go back to your old Gestapo shirt

-lifting ways, I will be down on you like a ton of brief lock.

I wouldn't have it any other way.

Good, mate.

No, I bloody said it, but I never thought she'd go ahead with it. Loretta

weddings.

When she was nine, you know, she got a Barbie bride and she painted it black,

ripped the head off and put it on a chopstick. She called it a pike.

Ah, it'll be just a ploy. They'll be divorced within five minutes.

Or they won't.

You don't actually believe she loves him.

Stranger things have happened.

Four days on, four days off. Crap.

Okay, we'll give you some free time, and would that really be so terrible?

You're just pissed off that I'm not working at the moment. No, I'm not.

Look, it's a wedding.

How bad could it be? And you love a good shindig. Yeah, but Loretta doesn't want

a bloody party.

When does that ever stop you?

What is that supposed to mean? It means nothing.

Look, I'm not the villain here. I'm just calling it as I see it.

Jet security.

Aaron, is that you?

Thanks for coming down, Mr. J.

God, what happened to you?

I don't think anything's broken or anything.

What the hell's going on here?

I was going on my way when I noticed a truck which was exceeding the speed

limit. I wasn't speeding.

When I pulled over the driver, he was abusive to an officer.

You said not to call your officer.

And then he became obstructive and threatening.

You dare threaten me? Not ever!

I just say how it is.

I was forced to take action to defend myself.

But anyway, he can clear off now.

And he did all that and you're not charging him?

It's his lucky day.

And I think he learned his lesson.

What lesson might that be?

That I do not like to be pissed about by scrotes like him.

And how's your family these days?

Good. We'll keep them in line, all right?

Come on, Scrooge. You can tell me about it on the way to A &E.

You know what they say.

Marry in hate, repent at leisure. Well, I guess you'd known, Irene.

It's not shotgun, is it?

Can we go now? Oh, yeah, we can do that.

You can't go to his house. No, groom can't see the bride before the night of

wedding. It's very bad luck. Ah, we'll take our chances. No, no, we have to

your dreads so it doesn't clash with mine.

Since when have you been invited?

I'm her sister. She wore me down.

You wouldn't think you're having it without me.

Pretty much the plan, Eric.

I've been like an uncle to you.

Only if you mean a creepy uncle with personal boundary issues.

I've suffered for this family three years in Palmerston North and none of

kids are monkeys.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I just heard.

Is it true?

Yes, and I'm surprised, mate.

How come I'm not invited?

Jesus! Sorry. So you're actually doing it.

Fucking hell.

Yeah, pretty much what it's turning into.

Christ, you're all here.

The news has travelled far and wide.

I texted.

Great. We really, really need to go now. No, no, no. No, hold on.

Mum, I can't be bothered having another fight now. No, I don't want one.

I just want you to get married here.

Not on the back lawn.

It's traditional.

pay for a pith up for everyone?

I'll pay for it. No, I'll pay for it. If we can just get out of here. No

granddaughter of mine goes down a registry office.

Okay, fine.

I'll get married here and I know the perfect person to pay for it.

I don't have any money.

No, no, not you.

Grandpa. He's loaded at the moment.

Had a lucky break at Trenton? You didn't tell me.

I was saving it for a surprise.

Great. All settled then.

I'm going to go shopping.

Hey, no wedding shit and no veil.

Uh -huh, I know. I got it.

Hi, Wayne.

What did you do to yourself?

He had a run -in with Gerard.

Over me?

Nah, he kind of pulled me over.

And he did that to you?

What does a pull like?

Hey, I'm okay. I'm going to go down there and whip him in, you asshole.

You'd do that for me.

I'd do it for anyone, but you said I'd also do it for you. Yeah, not a wise

move. What, you just expect me to stand around here and do nothing? She wants to

do this for me. What you could do right now is look after Aaron.

You don't have to, but... Don't go near Gerard.

Don't take him on, and this will all die down.

Okay.

Do you need painkillers? Oh, hardly hurts.

I could go and drink.

It'd be my pleasure to buy you one.

But just the one, okay? Because then I really got to go shopping.

Okay.

Oh, I'm sorry. Did I hurt you? No, no, no. Not at all.

Okay.

In you go. Careful.

Hi,

it's me.

I need help now.

This is quite a big ask.

What do you think?

that police should just be able to pull people over and beat them up because I

feel like it. I mean, look at him. He's a mess.

I'm heaps better now. No, you're not.

You need to do something about this because it is mean and it's wrong and

did was end it with him because I'm in love with someone else that suffered for

me and stood by me.

Really? Yes, Nikki.

Look, it's difficult, okay, because there's no witness to the assault.

He pulled me over for no reason as well and then he hassled me in front of a

whole lot of people.

I was there. I'm always there.

Would you be happy with some kind of apology?

Something like that. No, I want him to leave me the fuck alone and also to

suffer. Don't. Okay, I'll make some calls. No, I don't want calls. I want

justice.

Can I sleep here?

It's way late and you've got a very big day tomorrow.

And this is all your fault, you know.

Good night, gorgeous.

Do you think we can escape to your place?

No, not likely.

Stay down there.

Yes. Grandpa, you can give me away.

And you got what you wanted, the traditional backyard piffer. All right,

try that kind of blackmail on me again and you will be pissing blood.

Tight what?

I don't have a bean, you fucking remember that.

Oh,

you didn't need to get in with me. It's not your bloody bed.

I didn't know you'd be here.

Oh, Eric, were you in my bed?

I haven't got a bed, or a life, or a place, am I? And after three bloody

in Palmerston North? Yeah, well, it could have been a lot worse. How?

Masterton. Piss off, Eric.

Oh, you're hard, you are. I will get violent if you don't fuck off now.

Oh, Jesus, we're going to have to fumigate.

Man,

this nightmare is just beginning.

This is my family.

Yeah?

Mine's going to be worse when they find out I didn't do it in a church.

It's not too late to back out, you know.

Believe me, I've already been there.

how much I ordered, you know. So generous of you, Ted. I'll be accounting

every bottle.

Run the back.

What the fuck are those?

Oh, well, I wanted to get roses or lilies, but Loretta said no way, and

found these, and they were all spiky and strange, and I just thought, Loretta...

What the hell does he want?

G'day, Pascal.

Piss off.

It's a nice greeting.

What's going on here?

Something that doesn't involve you.

Can we help you, Sergeant?

I want to speak to your daughter, because apparently certain calls were

a lawyer claiming to represent you, claiming that I've been harassing you.

What you're doing right now?

All I wanted was the chance to have a proper conversation with you and just

some kind of explanation.

It's over, okay? Because I don't love you.

And I only got together with you because I was mad with him, but now I'm mad

with you?

I'm so mad you want to ruin my career?

Well, you should say sorry to me and to Aaron Spiller.

I'm not about to do that.

Well, then I'm not going to withdraw my complaint. And if you don't go, then I'm

going to get a restraining order. Oh, Pascale, you really don't. I'm just

talking to you. No, no, you heard what she said. She doesn't want to speak with

you, so can you please get off my property?

What the hell was going on?

Just stuff.

Wayne said I shouldn't do anything, but I had to, Mum.

Why the hell didn't you tell me what was going on?

It was late and you were busy. She's my daughter, Wayne.

I told her not to take him on.

You shouldn't be allowed to get away with this. OK, it's not so good, but I

his type. Yeah, he's a prick and a bully.

He's a proud man who feels like he's being made a fool of by idiots like

Spiller. And Aaron Spiller... didn't deserve to get beaten up like that. God,

she had to do something. Sometimes the best thing to do, in my experience, is

nothing. Nothing?

Yeah, you know, you let things lie, and in the end they go away, get better. God

bugger that for a joke.

Are you going to storm around here and get worked up about this as well?

She is my daughter.

And what about your son?

Well, I sorted things out with death row ages ago.

Christ almighty, Cheryl, we had a son.

Do you remember that at all?

Do you think I could forget that?

Now why don't you talk about him? Mention him.

I can't do this anymore.

Were you just saying that sometimes it's best to do nothing?

About this? We do nothing.

Well, what else can we do?

I can't live in this fucking silence, okay?

Okay, you're going to walk out again like you did before?

How fucking do you... No, you run out of this house, Wayne. Every day and every

night. And what did you do when I needed you?

You ran to Too Tight Goody Bay like you didn't give a shit about me or him. I

said I was sorry. It's like you didn't care about him, me or any of us. Us?

Everyone knows what's going on, Cheryl.

Holding on to Jane, treating your own daughter like she's the enemy. You know

what? If anyone's being selfish or a bully, it's you.

You hate me.

I hate what you did. There's a big difference.

Great.

You're going to leave now or later?

I want to be at this wedding.

These are the people I love.

Do you?

You know I do.

I still think that white would... White is for sissies and people who like dry

cleaning.

But Blake is just so sad.

Mm -hmm, pretty much the saddest. But fortunately you're here to add some

colour to proceedings.

Are you making a statement? You know, because you got forced into this.

No, I didn't.

But you're like settled down with a kid before you're even 20.

I'm not settling down.

Ah, you so are, I face it.

Are you having second thoughts?

You are. You're a beautiful thing.

You look, um... You look nice.

Well, I don't do what?

Okay.

Let's get this over with.

Call me sentimental, but I just love a wedding.

How many... even here yet no no he was here yeah well he could still think that

better of it and bugger off to Brisbane

Friends and family, we are gathered here today in the sight of a... I told you,

no God, no sponsor mentions. Stick to the lines.

We are here for a wedding, which is not in the sight of any higher being of any

persuasion.

And, yes, here we go.

I, Loretta, take you, Hayden, to be my legal husband.

Uh, all right, then.

I, Hayden, take you, Loretta, to be my legal wife. Great, and we're done here.

Is that it?

That's all you have to do, legally?

Yeah, but Lloyd can do way better than that. Yeah, what about the loving and

cherishing and the you rot my world?

And I do have the profit.

You read the profit? You are so dead.

I'll wear a ring, Bruce. Yeah, ring.

Actually, I did go shopping.

I'm not going to wear a ring.

I'll wear a ring! Ring!

Ring! Ring! Fine.

You have that one, I'll have that one. This way. Oh, hey, hey, hey, wait, wait,

wait.

You are amazing.

Don't go to coffee now, okay?

All right.

You so make me laugh.

And you may now kiss the bride.

Not on the lines.

Trust me, it goes down a treat with the punters.

I spent a fortune on this bed.

Speech. Van, you're not going to give a speech.

The mum wants to do one. Well, you're shit out of luck.

No, you're not.

That's all you're getting.

Jane. Jane wants a speech. Bye.

I'll see you soon.

But you need to have your nap now.

She likes her blankie.

She's got blankie. Do you think I don't know anything about Jane at all?

I know you do.

Because I'd have been wanting to say to you, you just wouldn't bloody let me.

I didn't want to be Jane's mother.

You were right about that.

Well, you are now.

I am.

Even if I was a bit fucked up about it.

I've been a fucked up unit myself.

I only wanted what was best for you and Jane.

You know, I... I just want you to be happy.

I am happy. You just married Hayden to pick me off.

Not entirely.

Okay, I get that this is the moment, but please don't make a habit of it.

Ah, I had to interrupt, but Hayden said that you're leaving and I said that you

can't until you have the first dance, so you have to make her mum.

Go on.

God,

this music is so crap.

Can't you just take me home and fuck me?

Yes, baby, let's just do that.

Shall we, lovely baby?

No, Aaron, we won't.

You reckon I should make a move on that scorcher?

Yeah, go for it, Eric.

We're inside of the third of these premises.

Where's your bloody third warrant? I don't need one.

18 -2, misuse of drugs act. You shit.

How the fuck could you turn up at a time like that?

That is offensive language and you're under arrest.

Get her out of here.