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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,770 --> 00:00:05,829 I cannot think of a single reason why a mother would leave a child at a time 2 00:00:05,830 --> 00:00:08,750 like this just to walk out without a single fucking word. 3 00:00:08,990 --> 00:00:10,370 It's happened to her before. 4 00:00:10,371 --> 00:00:16,209 Nicky handed himself in. Don't want to see the old man go down when he 5 00:00:16,210 --> 00:00:17,229 have to. 6 00:00:17,230 --> 00:00:18,910 He gave himself up for Grandpa. 7 00:00:18,911 --> 00:00:20,789 I don't think he did it for Grandpa. 8 00:00:20,790 --> 00:00:22,330 We need to take a break. 9 00:00:22,670 --> 00:00:24,310 So this is just a temporary thing. 10 00:00:24,970 --> 00:00:29,550 I love you, Nicky Grayson. I always have and I always will. I like you. 11 00:00:31,820 --> 00:00:35,380 You sparkle like a golden star. 12 00:01:04,110 --> 00:01:05,160 What? 13 00:01:06,370 --> 00:01:09,810 Are you aware that at that last intersection you failed to stop at a 14 00:01:09,811 --> 00:01:12,909 There was nothing coming. The reason it's called a stop sign is that you're 15 00:01:12,910 --> 00:01:15,769 legally obliged to stop. Even if there's nothing coming? 16 00:01:15,770 --> 00:01:16,649 I'm afraid so. 17 00:01:16,650 --> 00:01:17,700 Well, that's stupid. 18 00:01:18,290 --> 00:01:19,340 It's also the law. 19 00:01:20,230 --> 00:01:21,910 Were you going to give me a ticket? 20 00:01:22,110 --> 00:01:23,610 Friendly warning, that's all. 21 00:01:23,730 --> 00:01:25,750 Okay, well, thanks and bye. 22 00:01:25,751 --> 00:01:27,969 Where are you off to in such a rush? 23 00:01:27,970 --> 00:01:29,770 Nowhere. You're hurrying to nowhere. 24 00:01:29,810 --> 00:01:31,410 I've got an appointment, okay? 25 00:01:31,411 --> 00:01:35,729 This wouldn't be with a certain criminal remanded in custody awaiting a lengthy 26 00:01:35,730 --> 00:01:37,869 sentence, would it? How did you know that? 27 00:01:37,870 --> 00:01:39,430 It's my business to know things. 28 00:01:39,970 --> 00:01:41,830 Especially about people I care about. 29 00:01:42,950 --> 00:01:44,930 I made it my business to care about you. 30 00:01:44,931 --> 00:01:48,149 Well, you don't have to anymore, okay? You cannot throw your life away on that 31 00:01:48,150 --> 00:01:49,470 prick! I'm not! 32 00:01:49,950 --> 00:01:51,450 Pascal! Look, it's over! 33 00:01:51,670 --> 00:01:52,720 Okay? Bye! 34 00:01:52,790 --> 00:01:54,750 Just don't do this, alright? 35 00:01:55,530 --> 00:01:58,790 Yes! Out of my way! Just talk to me, okay? 36 00:02:00,330 --> 00:02:01,380 Don't! 37 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:49,940 No job, no home. 38 00:02:50,860 --> 00:02:52,060 I'm a broken man. 39 00:02:52,420 --> 00:02:56,640 You will be if you don't stop infesting this place like a bloody weevil. 40 00:02:56,641 --> 00:02:58,239 Where's Jane? 41 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:00,000 Gone. Gone? Gone where? 42 00:03:00,300 --> 00:03:02,650 Well, Loretta came and took her. She called out. 43 00:03:02,651 --> 00:03:03,859 What, you let her take her? 44 00:03:03,860 --> 00:03:07,710 She's not Jack the Ripper. They've gone off to swimming or some such nonsense. 45 00:03:19,251 --> 00:03:21,789 What do you think you're doing? 46 00:03:21,790 --> 00:03:22,789 Taking Jake swimming. 47 00:03:22,790 --> 00:03:23,869 Why would you do that? 48 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:27,149 Um, because it's Hayden's day, but he had a meeting. Well, I was going to do 49 00:03:27,150 --> 00:03:28,630 Well, you don't do swimming. 50 00:03:28,870 --> 00:03:29,920 Yeah, I can swim. 51 00:03:29,921 --> 00:03:32,789 Okay, doggy paddling doesn't actually count as swimming, and Hayden does 52 00:03:32,790 --> 00:03:34,530 swimming. Where the hell is he then? 53 00:03:34,531 --> 00:03:37,909 I told you he's in a meeting, but it's his day. Right, shows how much his days 54 00:03:37,910 --> 00:03:39,230 mean to him. Come on, Puppet. 55 00:03:39,231 --> 00:03:40,429 Come on. 56 00:03:40,430 --> 00:03:41,480 Come on. 57 00:03:43,430 --> 00:03:44,480 Come on. 58 00:03:44,630 --> 00:03:46,250 You and Mummy go swimming, eh? 59 00:04:00,590 --> 00:04:01,890 God, you are gorgeous. 60 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:03,960 Thanks. 61 00:04:04,750 --> 00:04:05,800 So I found it. 62 00:04:06,050 --> 00:04:07,550 It's where you said it would be. 63 00:04:08,190 --> 00:04:09,990 Well, I wasn't going to throw it away. 64 00:04:12,111 --> 00:04:15,209 That's where I should have kept it. 65 00:04:15,210 --> 00:04:16,350 Best place in the world. 66 00:04:18,130 --> 00:04:19,570 So you really want to do this? 67 00:04:25,490 --> 00:04:26,690 Come on, give me this one. 68 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:36,320 Pascal, I love you more than my life. 69 00:04:36,980 --> 00:04:38,030 More than anything. 70 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:40,690 Will you marry me? 71 00:04:42,220 --> 00:04:43,840 Yes. Yes, I will. 72 00:04:49,980 --> 00:04:53,360 You mean to say congratulations? 73 00:04:53,860 --> 00:04:55,840 Hey, my very sincere compliments to you. 74 00:04:55,841 --> 00:04:57,379 Why are you here? 75 00:04:57,380 --> 00:05:01,159 Oh, I got your text about the free beer on the happy occasion of your big news. 76 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:02,210 Yeah, cheers. 77 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:03,820 Hey, baby, what's the news? 78 00:05:05,250 --> 00:05:06,300 Engage. 79 00:05:08,670 --> 00:05:10,630 To the cop? No, to Nicky. 80 00:05:11,510 --> 00:05:13,990 But he ruined your life and broke your heart. 81 00:05:13,991 --> 00:05:16,949 Yeah, but it's all better now, so you can all be happy for me. 82 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:19,110 How can you marry him when he's in the can? 83 00:05:19,111 --> 00:05:23,089 Because he is making the greatest sacrifice that a man can make for love. 84 00:05:23,090 --> 00:05:24,830 won't be no loving if he's in the can. 85 00:05:25,030 --> 00:05:26,290 Well, not for many chicks. 86 00:05:26,291 --> 00:05:27,209 That's disgusting. 87 00:05:27,210 --> 00:05:30,409 That's how it goes down in Poketown. Yeah, how about another round? 88 00:05:30,410 --> 00:05:31,510 No, get yourself. 89 00:05:37,940 --> 00:05:39,560 G'day. Did I have a word? 90 00:05:39,561 --> 00:05:42,099 We're kind of meant to be celebrating. 91 00:05:42,100 --> 00:05:43,150 Right. 92 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:44,980 That's how I got engaged again. 93 00:05:45,300 --> 00:05:46,350 To Nicky. 94 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:49,970 You did what? 95 00:05:51,620 --> 00:05:54,510 Look, whatever you came to say, can we just get over with? 96 00:05:54,511 --> 00:05:58,279 I have a certain problem to do with damage to a certain police vehicle. 97 00:05:58,280 --> 00:05:59,540 You crashed into a cop car. 98 00:05:59,740 --> 00:06:02,750 I need to file a report for insurance, so I need some details. 99 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:04,300 Okay, well, I'll call you. 100 00:06:04,620 --> 00:06:07,210 I'm asking you politely to come down to the station. 101 00:06:07,211 --> 00:06:09,409 Because if you don't, there could be charges. 102 00:06:09,410 --> 00:06:10,460 Careless driving. 103 00:06:10,690 --> 00:06:14,609 I was not careless. I just dinged your car and it's because you're in the way. 104 00:06:14,610 --> 00:06:18,009 really don't want to argue about this, Pascal, so I'll see you tomorrow. 105 00:06:18,010 --> 00:06:19,060 Shall we say ten? 106 00:06:24,250 --> 00:06:25,300 Shit. 107 00:06:27,290 --> 00:06:28,610 So Cheryl came and took it? 108 00:06:29,310 --> 00:06:30,360 Again? 109 00:06:30,361 --> 00:06:31,569 On my day? 110 00:06:31,570 --> 00:06:34,909 It was your day, now it's not. What, so you just think I should sit back and 111 00:06:34,910 --> 00:06:35,549 take this? 112 00:06:35,550 --> 00:06:38,399 Well, Mum had... It hasn't got a lot to do with her time at the moment. Well, 113 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:41,339 maybe she should get a hobby instead of stealing my day. Okay, she's also fucked 114 00:06:41,340 --> 00:06:44,119 in the head at the moment, so I wouldn't go there. Well, I just think it needs 115 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:45,170 to be discussed. 116 00:06:45,780 --> 00:06:48,180 Rationally. Talk rationally with my mother? 117 00:06:49,820 --> 00:06:50,870 Yeah. 118 00:06:55,841 --> 00:06:59,359 Jesus, what the hell happened here? 119 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:02,190 Working off the evidence, I'd say it was a bloody fry -up. 120 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:06,240 Eric, she's a... I told him to go. I'll bloody kill him. 121 00:07:07,380 --> 00:07:08,440 Have you seen Eric? 122 00:07:08,441 --> 00:07:12,279 No. And did you get my text about my very important news, which I thought 123 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:15,770 someone would have responded to by now? You didn't tell me what it was. 124 00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:18,880 Nicky and I are engaged. 125 00:07:20,620 --> 00:07:21,670 Again. 126 00:07:22,220 --> 00:07:23,660 Jeez, he put you through hell. 127 00:07:24,660 --> 00:07:26,180 And then he saved Grandpa. 128 00:07:26,540 --> 00:07:29,250 You don't have to marry him. A simple thank you would do. 129 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:31,840 Cheryl, we need to talk. 130 00:07:31,841 --> 00:07:34,319 We'll discuss this later, all right? 131 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:35,640 Fine, don't be happy for me. 132 00:07:35,641 --> 00:07:38,039 We need to talk about Jane arrangements. 133 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:39,599 Like the swimming thing today? 134 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:40,839 Yeah, well, you were busy. 135 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:42,799 Yeah, well, I'd really appreciate it if the arrangements didn't keep on 136 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:45,419 changing. By the time I went to pick her up from Totally Tossed, and hey, she's 137 00:07:45,420 --> 00:07:45,979 not there. 138 00:07:45,980 --> 00:07:49,239 Well, there's no need for us to have childcare anymore, now that I'm not 139 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:52,980 working. Yeah, but I was willing to pay for it. And Jane likes Totally Tossed. 140 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:55,970 Oh, really? 141 00:07:55,971 --> 00:07:59,019 Well, yeah, they've got sandpits and toys and stuff. And we don't have that 142 00:07:59,020 --> 00:08:01,250 stuff here. No, that's not what we're saying. 143 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:07,199 We are saying. The point is, I am Jane's father. Loretta is her mother. Her 144 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:08,250 mother? 145 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:10,380 Oh, for God's sake. 146 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:15,459 You know, if it was left up to Loretta, Jane would have been sold to those 147 00:08:15,460 --> 00:08:16,760 pricks in Hearn Bay. 148 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:20,590 Yeah, okay. All right, maybe. But Loretta has proved herself, though. So 149 00:08:21,820 --> 00:08:26,600 So we would like to take Jane because it is our day and she is my daughter. No, 150 00:08:26,601 --> 00:08:29,519 no, no. She's my daughter and I know what she needs. She needs her tea, she 151 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:31,999 needs her bath and she needs her stories. You can fuck off right now. 152 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:32,859 Come on, this is pointless. 153 00:08:32,860 --> 00:08:34,600 Go on! Burn her up back to Brisbane! 154 00:08:37,900 --> 00:08:39,100 Go on! Fuck off! 155 00:08:45,220 --> 00:08:46,270 Sorry about that. 156 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,740 Sorry, sweetheart. Mummy got cross. 157 00:08:49,560 --> 00:08:50,920 It's the goddess, Pascal. 158 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:53,240 Yeah? We need to help her. 159 00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:57,359 Defend her. Aaron, if Pascal was a goddess, she wouldn't need us to defend 160 00:08:57,360 --> 00:08:59,340 because she'd have superpowers. Mm -hmm. 161 00:08:59,341 --> 00:09:00,539 She doesn't. 162 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:01,920 Do a mean silent fart. 163 00:09:02,140 --> 00:09:03,190 No way. 164 00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:04,880 Why? Why? 165 00:09:05,180 --> 00:09:06,560 This usually blames me. 166 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:07,810 I'll give it up. 167 00:09:09,380 --> 00:09:13,260 That cop is harassing the goddess of babeliness. 168 00:09:13,660 --> 00:09:18,779 We need to stand up for her. Fine words, my friend, and I salute them. Yeah, so 169 00:09:18,780 --> 00:09:23,779 you, me, Filani, we take on Gerard. I salute your fine words, but I do not 170 00:09:23,780 --> 00:09:25,580 to be part of any foolish actions. 171 00:09:26,020 --> 00:09:28,880 So you're not going to help? If he raids my house again... 172 00:09:29,100 --> 00:09:33,080 I would face the wrath of the most powerful force in the land. 173 00:09:33,081 --> 00:09:36,159 Yeah, Sergeant Gerard is not the most powerful force in the land. Not him, you 174 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:37,500 homo! Mrs. Filani! 175 00:09:39,180 --> 00:09:41,410 I better get that 20 -piece patch you wanted. 176 00:09:42,820 --> 00:09:44,200 What a great big brown pussy. 177 00:09:44,201 --> 00:09:47,859 Oh, Mrs. Filani can be quite mean with the general. Maybe she gets that. This 178 00:09:47,860 --> 00:09:50,060 Pascal, your friend, your beloved sister. 179 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:51,490 Yeah, Mrs. Gerard. 180 00:09:51,491 --> 00:09:54,879 Yeah, you don't mess with him, man, or he'll get you back, eh? Big thought. And 181 00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:57,599 I've got a baby coming. And I've got to help with that baby. 182 00:09:57,600 --> 00:10:00,810 And plus... This girl can be a pretty careless driver, bro. 183 00:10:02,790 --> 00:10:04,110 What started without you? 184 00:10:04,570 --> 00:10:06,010 It was hard to settle. 185 00:10:06,550 --> 00:10:07,600 Heaving. 186 00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:11,760 Yeah, probably. 187 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:18,270 Bloody Hayden and Loretta. 188 00:10:18,850 --> 00:10:22,340 Is the daycare going to be any better with all those snot -nosed kids? 189 00:10:22,450 --> 00:10:24,370 They're going to catch every bug going. 190 00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:29,290 You agree with them? 191 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:30,650 I wouldn't know. 192 00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:35,040 Hayden and Loretta are hardly God's gift of parenting. 193 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:39,100 Hold on, you do agree with them. 194 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:40,570 Oh, come on, sure. 195 00:10:40,571 --> 00:10:43,759 Can't you see what you're doing? Yeah, I'm looking after Jane. 196 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:45,400 You want to keep busy, I get that. 197 00:10:45,401 --> 00:10:49,419 But what you're also doing is having a good old -fashioned bloody scrap. 198 00:10:49,420 --> 00:10:53,000 You think I don't care about Jane? I know you care about Jane. 199 00:10:53,001 --> 00:10:56,699 But Hayden and Loretta want to spend a bit of time with her. And what's wrong 200 00:10:56,700 --> 00:11:00,260 with that? Maybe Loretta's grown up a bit. You've said yourself. 201 00:11:01,420 --> 00:11:02,860 And Jane is no substitute. 202 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:14,100 Jane is in no way a substitute. 203 00:11:27,560 --> 00:11:29,000 On a check of security patrol. 204 00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:35,870 Hey, Mr. J. 205 00:11:35,871 --> 00:11:37,179 Pascal home? 206 00:11:37,180 --> 00:11:38,199 She's in her room. 207 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:39,250 Sweet. 208 00:11:44,900 --> 00:11:45,950 You going to be okay? 209 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:50,130 Yeah. 210 00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:54,730 Yeah. Yeah, I've got the girls coming around. 211 00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:06,370 No, it's me. 212 00:12:08,940 --> 00:12:12,200 Pascal, you cannot be alone in the morning. 213 00:12:12,620 --> 00:12:13,860 Oh, is this even creepy? 214 00:12:13,861 --> 00:12:15,739 No, it's about this shit with Gerard. 215 00:12:15,740 --> 00:12:17,559 I just have to go and see him, that's all. 216 00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:20,020 Pascal, you cannot go there on your own. 217 00:12:20,460 --> 00:12:24,840 Not in a possibly quasi -legal situation with a cop who has issues. 218 00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:27,180 Which are maybe not all that legal. 219 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:30,340 And I know heaps about driving offences. 220 00:12:31,140 --> 00:12:34,780 And also how a man can get when he's rejected by a woman with... 221 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:38,940 Legs of a supermodel and breasts of... Oh, okay, Aaron, you're getting creepy. 222 00:12:38,941 --> 00:12:42,939 You need a witness, all right? That's all. Just someone who'd protect, serve 223 00:12:42,940 --> 00:12:43,990 defend you. 224 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:49,200 No more breastfeeding. I am so in for the long haul. 225 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:50,490 Yay! 226 00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:53,060 Oh, don't worry, hon. You'll soon get back to it. 227 00:12:53,980 --> 00:12:57,710 And here we are, just like old times. Yeah, with Loretta being a total bitch. 228 00:12:57,980 --> 00:13:00,340 Maybe I was a bit tough on her. Oh, God, no. 229 00:13:00,341 --> 00:13:03,959 Oh, well, they might be back together now, but how long's that gonna last? 230 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:06,699 And she's bound to go back to being a lesbian, or she's going to burn his 231 00:13:06,700 --> 00:13:07,739 down again. 232 00:13:07,740 --> 00:13:10,079 Loretta burned Hayden's house down? I told you that. 233 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:13,030 Was that before the pet shop? Yeah, that was just for money. 234 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:14,900 Well, and that makes it better. 235 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:18,980 One thing I know, there's no way I'd leave any baby of mine with an arsonist. 236 00:13:18,981 --> 00:13:20,539 Oh, and he's not exactly a saint. 237 00:13:20,540 --> 00:13:23,250 I mean, this whole thing that he has for younger girls. 238 00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:25,820 Oh, no, you're not saying. No, no. 239 00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:28,510 But how old was Loretta when they hooked up? 240 00:13:28,511 --> 00:13:30,959 You know, and what if he... He buggers off to Brisbane again. 241 00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:32,010 With Jane. 242 00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:35,479 It could happen, you know. They do it all the time. God, Sue, you so have to 243 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:36,530 the law down here. 244 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:46,940 I just feel, you know, poor. 245 00:13:47,300 --> 00:13:50,070 This is a woman that you said was an unexploded grenade. 246 00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:51,720 And now she's gone off. 247 00:13:51,980 --> 00:13:54,160 And you are Jane's mother. 248 00:13:57,660 --> 00:14:00,370 Jethro. We need a recommendation for a family lawyer. 249 00:14:00,690 --> 00:14:03,410 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, I heard the shit's at the fan. 250 00:14:04,710 --> 00:14:08,440 Cheryl's already called you. I told her it wasn't my area, but... Mummy's boy! 251 00:14:08,770 --> 00:14:11,830 Look, I get that everyone's worked up over this, OK? 252 00:14:12,650 --> 00:14:17,129 Why don't we cut the lawyer crap and sit down together and hammer out a solution 253 00:14:17,130 --> 00:14:18,180 or something? 254 00:14:18,430 --> 00:14:19,480 Fine. 255 00:14:23,470 --> 00:14:24,520 That's a girl. 256 00:14:25,350 --> 00:14:26,400 Hey, officer. 257 00:14:27,030 --> 00:14:28,110 What's he doing here? 258 00:14:28,111 --> 00:14:31,969 I'm here because the lady wants me here. Because she doesn't want to speak to 259 00:14:31,970 --> 00:14:33,830 you. Well, maybe she could tell me that. 260 00:14:34,070 --> 00:14:35,510 You don't trick us in that way. 261 00:14:37,550 --> 00:14:38,990 I need her insurance details. 262 00:14:39,830 --> 00:14:41,450 What she has written down for you. 263 00:14:44,710 --> 00:14:45,760 So we're done. 264 00:14:47,150 --> 00:14:48,790 It's Aaron's villa, isn't it? 265 00:14:49,301 --> 00:14:51,309 That's me. 266 00:14:51,310 --> 00:14:53,660 What the fuck have you got to do with anything? 267 00:14:54,290 --> 00:14:57,230 Well, I'm here as an expert in traffic. 268 00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:59,980 Well, you've been disqualified, D .I .C. No way. 269 00:15:00,220 --> 00:15:03,880 Driving is my life, as a toey, and now a fully paid -up tool. 270 00:15:04,220 --> 00:15:07,710 Well, that certainly sums things up, and maybe you could piss off now. 271 00:15:08,220 --> 00:15:12,819 Zane, I get that you're upset about your car, but what I'm also reading here is 272 00:15:12,820 --> 00:15:18,300 that you're upset because this beautiful woman has chosen another. 273 00:15:19,300 --> 00:15:21,640 Is this guy for real? No means no here, OK? 274 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:26,840 And as an officer of the law, you should know that. You should abide by that. 275 00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:29,240 Are you threatening me? 276 00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:36,540 What I'm saying is, even if it breaks your heart, you know, and chops into 277 00:15:36,660 --> 00:15:41,140 painful little pieces, you've... You've got to be a man about that. 278 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:43,860 You've got to get with the program. 279 00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:45,820 The Path Girl program. 280 00:15:45,821 --> 00:15:47,159 Let it go. 281 00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:48,540 Do we really have to do this? 282 00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:51,480 Yes, because we don't want to get into any cop shit here. 283 00:15:51,780 --> 00:15:54,010 This misuse of powers shit, because we will. 284 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:55,330 Oh, yeah. 285 00:15:57,170 --> 00:15:58,220 I'm sorry. 286 00:15:59,030 --> 00:16:00,350 What did you just say to me? 287 00:16:02,121 --> 00:16:03,929 Conversation over. 288 00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:05,490 Me and this lady, we are leaving. 289 00:16:11,810 --> 00:16:13,250 Well, thanks for that, Aaron. 290 00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:15,050 You were actually quite awesome. 291 00:16:15,051 --> 00:16:17,229 I'd do it again at heartbeat. 292 00:16:17,230 --> 00:16:18,430 Oh, no, you don't need to. 293 00:16:18,431 --> 00:16:20,229 Aren't you worried he might come back? 294 00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:21,209 No, I don't think so. 295 00:16:21,210 --> 00:16:24,520 But he could turn up any time, night or day. No, I think you doubt him. 296 00:16:24,950 --> 00:16:26,030 Yeah, I did, didn't I? 297 00:16:26,330 --> 00:16:27,500 So... Thanks and bye. 298 00:16:27,860 --> 00:16:29,180 Do you want to get a coffee? 299 00:16:29,900 --> 00:16:31,200 Oh, actually, no. 300 00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:36,360 Hey, guys, the rules are these. 301 00:16:37,020 --> 00:16:39,080 Everyone gets to have their say, OK? 302 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:43,439 And there's no abuse or name -calling, all right? Don't fight me. Gimp was out 303 00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:45,859 of the question. Psychism's out, too. Only language I speak. 304 00:16:45,860 --> 00:16:46,910 Where's Jane? 305 00:16:46,911 --> 00:16:47,859 She's fine. 306 00:16:47,860 --> 00:16:51,039 So where is she? With the shell. And at a secure but undisclosed location. 307 00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:53,420 That was a joke. 308 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:56,290 Can we get on with this? I need to get back to Jane. 309 00:16:59,260 --> 00:17:00,310 Okay. 310 00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:04,358 Our preferred option is shared care. One week on, one week off. Oh, for Christ's 311 00:17:04,359 --> 00:17:06,769 sake. No fucking way. I thought you might say that. 312 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:11,759 So we also thought four days in four days. That way it rolls around so 313 00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:16,239 gets some weekends and we all get to do the fun stuff like library and swimming 314 00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:19,000 and the happy clappy music class and no one misses out. 315 00:17:19,001 --> 00:17:23,439 You get to visit her whenever you like. You get to take her to whatever classes 316 00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:25,730 you like and you can have every other weekend. 317 00:17:29,390 --> 00:17:30,710 How the fuck is that fair? 318 00:17:30,711 --> 00:17:33,429 It's what I want and I'm not working. That's not our fault. 319 00:17:33,430 --> 00:17:35,849 This is what's best for Jane. What's best for Jane? 320 00:17:35,850 --> 00:17:39,869 I go from seeing her two, three, four days a week to fuck all and that's 321 00:17:39,870 --> 00:17:42,769 best for Jane? Jesus Christ, I'm her father. And I'm her mother. Loretta is 322 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,150 mother. Bullshit she is, I am. 323 00:17:45,730 --> 00:17:49,520 Well, you were happy enough for anyone to look after Jane when it suited you. 324 00:17:50,410 --> 00:17:52,810 I beg your fucking pardon. Okay, guys. 325 00:17:53,010 --> 00:17:54,060 It's a fact. 326 00:17:55,380 --> 00:17:58,759 There was a reason for that. Yeah, I know that, Cheryl, but we are not 327 00:17:58,760 --> 00:17:59,779 interlopers here. 328 00:17:59,780 --> 00:18:03,559 And you are reliable, are you? When it comes to Jane, yes, we are. And what 329 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:07,219 about when you two start rooting around or when you bugger off back to Brisbane? 330 00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:10,359 No, it's not going to happen. Or he shafts you in some dodgy business and 331 00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:13,619 you burn his house down. Are you never going to let that go? Yeah, well, you 332 00:18:13,620 --> 00:18:14,700 it. Yeah, OK, all right. 333 00:18:15,140 --> 00:18:19,039 We haven't been perfect, but things have changed. And the fact is, I love 334 00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:20,090 Loretta. 335 00:18:20,091 --> 00:18:21,899 That's true. 336 00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:24,959 And I'm not going to go rooting around, as you so charmingly put it, or bugger 337 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:26,010 off anywhere. 338 00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:32,180 Okay. If you mean that, prove it. Fuck, I just said it. 339 00:18:32,380 --> 00:18:35,900 If you two are planning on being together, why don't you get married? 340 00:18:35,901 --> 00:18:39,979 What? Well, I just want to make sure Jane's not being mucked around here. 341 00:18:39,980 --> 00:18:43,120 marriage is no guarantee of that, as you well know. 342 00:18:43,420 --> 00:18:45,820 This is what is best for Jane. 343 00:18:45,821 --> 00:18:49,679 Bullshit, this is. Okay, everyone just calm down, all right? How can we, 344 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:51,919 The woman's officially insane. Well, I think it's fair enough. 345 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:54,999 Yeah, good one, Mum. Okay, well, it's every second weekend then, is it? Fuck 346 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,050 you, Cheryl. 347 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,200 Oh, thanks for trying, Jethro. 348 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:12,639 You know, Mum, that's not exactly what I would have called trying to reach a 349 00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:13,690 settlement. 350 00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:15,070 Jane needs a mother. 351 00:19:16,220 --> 00:19:17,720 Not too selfish, Spinners. 352 00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:20,180 I'm not letting you go, okay? 353 00:19:20,181 --> 00:19:25,359 I get the grief thing, all right? I do, but we take her to court now. We have 354 00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:29,039 to. My family are usually only in court as defenders. We cannot let her get away 355 00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:30,780 with it. If we go to court, she'll win. 356 00:19:30,781 --> 00:19:34,159 Fathers have rights too, you know. They don't, actually, and everyone knows 357 00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:37,759 that. And if you think she's fighting dirty now... That's your best advice, 358 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:38,810 then, is it? 359 00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:40,090 We're fucked. 360 00:19:44,860 --> 00:19:47,190 Mum, like... to think that she's really clever. 361 00:19:47,390 --> 00:19:50,340 But actually, she has all the subtlety of a charging rhino. 362 00:19:50,341 --> 00:19:52,089 Yeah, there are certain similarities. 363 00:19:52,090 --> 00:19:55,149 The only reason she mentioned that marriage crap was because she knows what 364 00:19:55,150 --> 00:19:56,200 think about it. 365 00:19:56,201 --> 00:19:57,709 So what do you think of it? 366 00:19:57,710 --> 00:20:01,229 That it's a sad and outmoded form of social contract which attempts to 367 00:20:01,230 --> 00:20:04,469 the natural human preference for theory and monogamy through legal, romantic and 368 00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:05,520 religious claptrap. 369 00:20:06,610 --> 00:20:07,660 Right. 370 00:20:08,050 --> 00:20:09,910 Okay, I won't get down on one knee then. 371 00:20:09,911 --> 00:20:11,399 Well, I wouldn't, not on this carpet. 372 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,919 Come on, Loretta, you're knocking me dead with a romance here. 373 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,660 Romance is with sissies and idiots. 374 00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:19,990 You know, I wasn't kidding when I said I loved you in there. 375 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,160 I know, that's good. 376 00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:23,540 So what's the plan? 377 00:20:23,980 --> 00:20:25,030 Want to marry me? 378 00:21:02,590 --> 00:21:06,440 Okay, you're an officer of the law, but that gives you no right to be a stalker. 379 00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:07,940 What do you call me? 380 00:21:08,430 --> 00:21:09,480 Officer. 381 00:21:09,930 --> 00:21:12,580 I'm a detective sergeant, and don't you forget that. 382 00:21:15,510 --> 00:21:21,510 Are you ever going to talk to me about my news? 383 00:21:21,511 --> 00:21:23,209 We're a bit busy at the moment. 384 00:21:23,210 --> 00:21:24,189 Hi, guys. 385 00:21:24,190 --> 00:21:28,830 Hi. We just called in to let you know that we're getting married. 386 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:35,229 No way. 387 00:21:35,230 --> 00:21:38,070 To Hayden bloody Peters. The father of Jane, no less. 388 00:21:38,490 --> 00:21:39,540 No way. 389 00:21:40,210 --> 00:21:42,650 No, no, it's a scam. I don't believe you. 390 00:21:42,910 --> 00:21:47,090 No, you wanted us to get married, so we are. You don't believe in marriage. 391 00:21:47,091 --> 00:21:50,449 Well, generally, yes, it's baloney, but since you made it a condition of shared 392 00:21:50,450 --> 00:21:54,749 custody, we thought, hey, what the heck. No, no, it's a trick. You don't mean 393 00:21:54,750 --> 00:21:56,729 it. Well, the registry office is all booked. 394 00:21:56,730 --> 00:21:58,050 It's all fully documented. 395 00:22:00,310 --> 00:22:02,110 Well, what about parental consent? 396 00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:07,679 Sorry if you're having a flashback, Mum, but you only need consent if you're 17 397 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:09,880 or younger, which you probably were. 398 00:22:09,881 --> 00:22:15,959 Look, there's no rush on that four days on, four days off thing, but you did 399 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:18,550 agree to it, and we can talk about it after tomorrow. 400 00:22:18,551 --> 00:22:20,659 Tomorrow? That's when we're doing it. 401 00:22:20,660 --> 00:22:21,659 Getting married. 402 00:22:21,660 --> 00:22:22,710 No, no, hold on. You... 403 00:22:22,711 --> 00:22:25,279 You can't even get a marriage license for three days. 404 00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:29,719 Not if you're from a large Irish Catholic family, which means your second 405 00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:32,299 cousin's wife is bound to work for Internal Affairs. 406 00:22:32,300 --> 00:22:33,500 You can't do it tomorrow. 407 00:22:33,501 --> 00:22:34,719 Yes, we can. 408 00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:38,560 Well, what about the wedding dress and the bridesmaid's dresses and the 409 00:22:38,561 --> 00:22:40,139 We're not doing any of that shit. 410 00:22:40,140 --> 00:22:43,630 It'll just be us and Jane, if she's allowed, and a couple of witnesses. 411 00:22:44,100 --> 00:22:45,150 Will it now? 412 00:22:47,060 --> 00:22:48,110 I see. 413 00:22:52,750 --> 00:22:56,180 I just wanted to let you know that I am really, really pleased for you. 414 00:22:56,181 --> 00:22:57,669 Even though it is kind of out there. 415 00:22:57,670 --> 00:22:59,110 I'm pretty surprised myself. 416 00:22:59,111 --> 00:23:01,569 Mum's not really that happy about it, though. 417 00:23:01,570 --> 00:23:04,529 But then Mum never is happy for anyone who's going to get married. 418 00:23:04,530 --> 00:23:06,820 Even for people who really are really in love. 419 00:23:08,170 --> 00:23:09,220 Like me and Nicky. 420 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:14,969 Guess that is my big news, which you never even bothered to ask me about. 421 00:23:14,970 --> 00:23:18,109 I thought you might have had a hangnail or dyed your hair or something. 422 00:23:18,110 --> 00:23:20,689 Are you going to be mean and horrible about this like everyone else? Who 423 00:23:20,690 --> 00:23:22,370 I'm going to end up a... Prison widow? 424 00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:25,250 Well, you're already a widow, so no problem there. 425 00:23:25,251 --> 00:23:28,219 So you don't think it's terrible? 426 00:23:28,220 --> 00:23:29,960 Whatever spins you around, I guess. 427 00:23:29,961 --> 00:23:33,979 And I really can't believe that you're actually going to end up married before 428 00:23:33,980 --> 00:23:36,580 me. You know, because you're weird and difficult. 429 00:23:37,300 --> 00:23:40,800 But I was thinking that maybe you could be my bridesmaid. 430 00:23:41,180 --> 00:23:42,980 Why would I do a dumb thing like that? 431 00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:46,630 Because even though you're weird, you're still my sister. 432 00:23:47,180 --> 00:23:49,300 And I was also thinking that, um... 433 00:23:52,780 --> 00:23:54,400 Maybe I could be your bridesmaid. 434 00:23:54,401 --> 00:23:58,099 No, you can't. Why not? Have you asked someone else? No, I told you, we only 435 00:23:58,100 --> 00:23:58,899 need witnesses. 436 00:23:58,900 --> 00:24:01,919 But you need someone to hold the bouquet and adjust your veil. No, we're not 437 00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:03,000 doing any of that shit. 438 00:24:04,140 --> 00:24:05,940 A single blown bat makes a statement. 439 00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:11,130 Hey, kid. 440 00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:12,210 It's all yours. 441 00:24:24,531 --> 00:24:26,539 Right, they did. 442 00:24:26,540 --> 00:24:29,839 I'm not ashamed to say that I used to think you were a jumped -up little 443 00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:31,340 as well as a poncing Nancy boy. 444 00:24:31,341 --> 00:24:35,139 But if you're going to marry my granddaughter, I might need to revise 445 00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:38,179 That's very big of you, Ted. You're taking the piss, sunshine. 446 00:24:38,180 --> 00:24:39,260 No, I wouldn't do that. 447 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:40,450 Good. 448 00:24:40,451 --> 00:24:44,319 The girl doesn't have a father around, so someone senior might need to step in 449 00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:45,370 here. 450 00:24:45,371 --> 00:24:49,719 You wouldn't be wanting me to ask for Loretta's hand in marriage, would you, 451 00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:52,070 Ted? Don't you have a brain under that toupee? 452 00:24:54,060 --> 00:24:55,110 Uh... 453 00:24:55,899 --> 00:24:56,949 Okay. 454 00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:03,939 Ted, I really want to marry Loretta and be grateful if you would give us your 455 00:25:03,940 --> 00:25:04,990 blessing. 456 00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:06,170 Fine. 457 00:25:07,180 --> 00:25:10,979 But if you piss her about in any way or go back to your old Gestapo shirt 458 00:25:10,980 --> 00:25:14,140 -lifting ways, I will be down on you like a ton of brief lock. 459 00:25:15,820 --> 00:25:17,380 I wouldn't have it any other way. 460 00:25:19,460 --> 00:25:20,510 Good, mate. 461 00:25:20,511 --> 00:25:24,779 No, I bloody said it, but I never thought she'd go ahead with it. Loretta 462 00:25:24,780 --> 00:25:25,830 weddings. 463 00:25:26,140 --> 00:25:30,640 When she was nine, you know, she got a Barbie bride and she painted it black, 464 00:25:30,980 --> 00:25:34,220 ripped the head off and put it on a chopstick. She called it a pike. 465 00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:38,500 Ah, it'll be just a ploy. They'll be divorced within five minutes. 466 00:25:39,620 --> 00:25:40,670 Or they won't. 467 00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:44,360 You don't actually believe she loves him. 468 00:25:44,700 --> 00:25:46,260 Stranger things have happened. 469 00:25:46,500 --> 00:25:48,920 Four days on, four days off. Crap. 470 00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:53,690 Okay, we'll give you some free time, and would that really be so terrible? 471 00:25:54,020 --> 00:25:57,450 You're just pissed off that I'm not working at the moment. No, I'm not. 472 00:25:57,811 --> 00:25:59,899 Look, it's a wedding. 473 00:25:59,900 --> 00:26:03,219 How bad could it be? And you love a good shindig. Yeah, but Loretta doesn't want 474 00:26:03,220 --> 00:26:04,219 a bloody party. 475 00:26:04,220 --> 00:26:05,619 When does that ever stop you? 476 00:26:05,620 --> 00:26:08,030 What is that supposed to mean? It means nothing. 477 00:26:08,820 --> 00:26:12,780 Look, I'm not the villain here. I'm just calling it as I see it. 478 00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:19,610 Jet security. 479 00:26:21,660 --> 00:26:22,710 Aaron, is that you? 480 00:26:25,620 --> 00:26:27,300 Thanks for coming down, Mr. J. 481 00:26:28,220 --> 00:26:29,540 God, what happened to you? 482 00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:31,890 I don't think anything's broken or anything. 483 00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:35,060 What the hell's going on here? 484 00:26:35,061 --> 00:26:38,999 I was going on my way when I noticed a truck which was exceeding the speed 485 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,240 limit. I wasn't speeding. 486 00:26:40,241 --> 00:26:43,279 When I pulled over the driver, he was abusive to an officer. 487 00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:44,900 You said not to call your officer. 488 00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:47,490 And then he became obstructive and threatening. 489 00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:52,920 You dare threaten me? Not ever! 490 00:26:54,660 --> 00:26:56,240 I just say how it is. 491 00:26:56,940 --> 00:26:59,700 I was forced to take action to defend myself. 492 00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:02,200 But anyway, he can clear off now. 493 00:27:02,700 --> 00:27:05,110 And he did all that and you're not charging him? 494 00:27:05,740 --> 00:27:06,790 It's his lucky day. 495 00:27:06,791 --> 00:27:09,219 And I think he learned his lesson. 496 00:27:09,220 --> 00:27:10,540 What lesson might that be? 497 00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:13,640 That I do not like to be pissed about by scrotes like him. 498 00:27:16,180 --> 00:27:17,860 And how's your family these days? 499 00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:21,890 Good. We'll keep them in line, all right? 500 00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:29,150 Come on, Scrooge. You can tell me about it on the way to A &E. 501 00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:34,120 You know what they say. 502 00:27:35,260 --> 00:27:38,660 Marry in hate, repent at leisure. Well, I guess you'd known, Irene. 503 00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:40,760 It's not shotgun, is it? 504 00:27:42,820 --> 00:27:44,620 Can we go now? Oh, yeah, we can do that. 505 00:27:44,621 --> 00:27:47,879 You can't go to his house. No, groom can't see the bride before the night of 506 00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:51,559 wedding. It's very bad luck. Ah, we'll take our chances. No, no, we have to 507 00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:53,299 your dreads so it doesn't clash with mine. 508 00:27:53,300 --> 00:27:54,980 Since when have you been invited? 509 00:27:55,140 --> 00:27:56,640 I'm her sister. She wore me down. 510 00:27:56,641 --> 00:27:58,939 You wouldn't think you're having it without me. 511 00:27:58,940 --> 00:28:00,260 Pretty much the plan, Eric. 512 00:28:00,300 --> 00:28:01,740 I've been like an uncle to you. 513 00:28:01,741 --> 00:28:04,739 Only if you mean a creepy uncle with personal boundary issues. 514 00:28:04,740 --> 00:28:08,619 I've suffered for this family three years in Palmerston North and none of 515 00:28:08,620 --> 00:28:09,670 kids are monkeys. 516 00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:11,300 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I just heard. 517 00:28:11,301 --> 00:28:12,299 Is it true? 518 00:28:12,300 --> 00:28:13,740 Yes, and I'm surprised, mate. 519 00:28:13,891 --> 00:28:16,369 How come I'm not invited? 520 00:28:16,370 --> 00:28:18,790 Jesus! Sorry. So you're actually doing it. 521 00:28:19,510 --> 00:28:20,560 Fucking hell. 522 00:28:20,690 --> 00:28:22,800 Yeah, pretty much what it's turning into. 523 00:28:22,910 --> 00:28:24,330 Christ, you're all here. 524 00:28:24,590 --> 00:28:26,550 The news has travelled far and wide. 525 00:28:26,551 --> 00:28:27,729 I texted. 526 00:28:27,730 --> 00:28:31,590 Great. We really, really need to go now. No, no, no. No, hold on. 527 00:28:31,790 --> 00:28:35,280 Mum, I can't be bothered having another fight now. No, I don't want one. 528 00:28:36,610 --> 00:28:38,290 I just want you to get married here. 529 00:28:40,750 --> 00:28:41,800 Not on the back lawn. 530 00:28:41,850 --> 00:28:42,900 It's traditional. 531 00:28:43,061 --> 00:28:45,779 pay for a pith up for everyone? 532 00:28:45,780 --> 00:28:49,199 I'll pay for it. No, I'll pay for it. If we can just get out of here. No 533 00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:51,790 granddaughter of mine goes down a registry office. 534 00:28:54,220 --> 00:28:55,270 Okay, fine. 535 00:28:55,380 --> 00:28:58,570 I'll get married here and I know the perfect person to pay for it. 536 00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:00,440 I don't have any money. 537 00:29:00,441 --> 00:29:01,619 No, no, not you. 538 00:29:01,620 --> 00:29:03,920 Grandpa. He's loaded at the moment. 539 00:29:06,940 --> 00:29:09,350 Had a lucky break at Trenton? You didn't tell me. 540 00:29:09,351 --> 00:29:10,859 I was saving it for a surprise. 541 00:29:10,860 --> 00:29:12,200 Great. All settled then. 542 00:29:12,441 --> 00:29:14,399 I'm going to go shopping. 543 00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:16,960 Hey, no wedding shit and no veil. 544 00:29:17,180 --> 00:29:18,260 Uh -huh, I know. I got it. 545 00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:25,450 Hi, Wayne. 546 00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:32,300 What did you do to yourself? 547 00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:34,320 He had a run -in with Gerard. 548 00:29:34,321 --> 00:29:35,879 Over me? 549 00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:37,400 Nah, he kind of pulled me over. 550 00:29:37,700 --> 00:29:38,780 And he did that to you? 551 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,080 What does a pull like? 552 00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:44,010 Hey, I'm okay. I'm going to go down there and whip him in, you asshole. 553 00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:45,170 You'd do that for me. 554 00:29:45,171 --> 00:29:48,019 I'd do it for anyone, but you said I'd also do it for you. Yeah, not a wise 555 00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:51,039 move. What, you just expect me to stand around here and do nothing? She wants to 556 00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:54,050 do this for me. What you could do right now is look after Aaron. 557 00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:57,000 You don't have to, but... Don't go near Gerard. 558 00:29:57,860 --> 00:30:00,090 Don't take him on, and this will all die down. 559 00:30:01,700 --> 00:30:02,750 Okay. 560 00:30:05,940 --> 00:30:08,220 Do you need painkillers? Oh, hardly hurts. 561 00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:10,410 I could go and drink. 562 00:30:11,260 --> 00:30:12,880 It'd be my pleasure to buy you one. 563 00:30:12,881 --> 00:30:14,979 But just the one, okay? Because then I really got to go shopping. 564 00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:16,030 Okay. 565 00:30:16,140 --> 00:30:18,660 Oh, I'm sorry. Did I hurt you? No, no, no. Not at all. 566 00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:20,130 Okay. 567 00:30:21,060 --> 00:30:22,110 In you go. Careful. 568 00:30:25,060 --> 00:30:26,110 Hi, 569 00:30:30,831 --> 00:30:32,579 it's me. 570 00:30:32,580 --> 00:30:33,630 I need help now. 571 00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:35,780 This is quite a big ask. 572 00:30:35,781 --> 00:30:37,689 What do you think? 573 00:30:37,690 --> 00:30:40,129 that police should just be able to pull people over and beat them up because I 574 00:30:40,130 --> 00:30:42,350 feel like it. I mean, look at him. He's a mess. 575 00:30:42,990 --> 00:30:44,730 I'm heaps better now. No, you're not. 576 00:30:44,910 --> 00:30:48,549 You need to do something about this because it is mean and it's wrong and 577 00:30:48,550 --> 00:30:51,729 did was end it with him because I'm in love with someone else that suffered for 578 00:30:51,730 --> 00:30:52,780 me and stood by me. 579 00:30:52,990 --> 00:30:54,290 Really? Yes, Nikki. 580 00:30:54,291 --> 00:30:58,089 Look, it's difficult, okay, because there's no witness to the assault. 581 00:30:58,090 --> 00:31:01,449 He pulled me over for no reason as well and then he hassled me in front of a 582 00:31:01,450 --> 00:31:02,069 whole lot of people. 583 00:31:02,070 --> 00:31:03,450 I was there. I'm always there. 584 00:31:03,530 --> 00:31:06,530 Would you be happy with some kind of apology? 585 00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:10,959 Something like that. No, I want him to leave me the fuck alone and also to 586 00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:15,219 suffer. Don't. Okay, I'll make some calls. No, I don't want calls. I want 587 00:31:15,220 --> 00:31:16,270 justice. 588 00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:18,970 Can I sleep here? 589 00:31:18,971 --> 00:31:21,579 It's way late and you've got a very big day tomorrow. 590 00:31:21,580 --> 00:31:23,560 And this is all your fault, you know. 591 00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:26,040 Good night, gorgeous. 592 00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:29,610 Do you think we can escape to your place? 593 00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:31,360 No, not likely. 594 00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:33,210 Stay down there. 595 00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:36,920 Yes. Grandpa, you can give me away. 596 00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:41,099 And you got what you wanted, the traditional backyard piffer. All right, 597 00:31:41,100 --> 00:31:44,219 try that kind of blackmail on me again and you will be pissing blood. 598 00:31:44,220 --> 00:31:44,959 Tight what? 599 00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:47,310 I don't have a bean, you fucking remember that. 600 00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:49,770 Oh, 601 00:31:49,771 --> 00:31:53,459 you didn't need to get in with me. It's not your bloody bed. 602 00:31:53,460 --> 00:31:54,779 I didn't know you'd be here. 603 00:31:54,780 --> 00:31:56,620 Oh, Eric, were you in my bed? 604 00:31:56,960 --> 00:32:01,479 I haven't got a bed, or a life, or a place, am I? And after three bloody 605 00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:04,759 in Palmerston North? Yeah, well, it could have been a lot worse. How? 606 00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:06,040 Masterton. Piss off, Eric. 607 00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:09,760 Oh, you're hard, you are. I will get violent if you don't fuck off now. 608 00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:21,200 Oh, Jesus, we're going to have to fumigate. 609 00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:24,250 Man, 610 00:32:25,060 --> 00:32:26,740 this nightmare is just beginning. 611 00:32:26,780 --> 00:32:27,830 This is my family. 612 00:32:27,831 --> 00:32:28,779 Yeah? 613 00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:32,150 Mine's going to be worse when they find out I didn't do it in a church. 614 00:32:32,980 --> 00:32:34,840 It's not too late to back out, you know. 615 00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:37,400 Believe me, I've already been there. 616 00:32:58,410 --> 00:33:02,189 how much I ordered, you know. So generous of you, Ted. I'll be accounting 617 00:33:02,190 --> 00:33:03,240 every bottle. 618 00:33:05,290 --> 00:33:06,340 Run the back. 619 00:33:06,910 --> 00:33:13,330 What the fuck are those? 620 00:33:13,650 --> 00:33:18,989 Oh, well, I wanted to get roses or lilies, but Loretta said no way, and 621 00:33:18,990 --> 00:33:22,609 found these, and they were all spiky and strange, and I just thought, Loretta... 622 00:33:22,610 --> 00:33:25,950 What the hell does he want? 623 00:33:30,190 --> 00:33:31,240 G'day, Pascal. 624 00:33:31,410 --> 00:33:32,460 Piss off. 625 00:33:32,490 --> 00:33:33,540 It's a nice greeting. 626 00:33:34,030 --> 00:33:35,110 What's going on here? 627 00:33:35,111 --> 00:33:37,269 Something that doesn't involve you. 628 00:33:37,270 --> 00:33:38,590 Can we help you, Sergeant? 629 00:33:38,670 --> 00:33:43,229 I want to speak to your daughter, because apparently certain calls were 630 00:33:43,230 --> 00:33:46,869 a lawyer claiming to represent you, claiming that I've been harassing you. 631 00:33:46,870 --> 00:33:48,269 What you're doing right now? 632 00:33:48,270 --> 00:33:52,549 All I wanted was the chance to have a proper conversation with you and just 633 00:33:52,550 --> 00:33:53,810 some kind of explanation. 634 00:33:53,890 --> 00:33:56,530 It's over, okay? Because I don't love you. 635 00:33:56,531 --> 00:33:59,639 And I only got together with you because I was mad with him, but now I'm mad 636 00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:00,379 with you? 637 00:34:00,380 --> 00:34:02,180 I'm so mad you want to ruin my career? 638 00:34:02,300 --> 00:34:05,100 Well, you should say sorry to me and to Aaron Spiller. 639 00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:07,260 I'm not about to do that. 640 00:34:07,261 --> 00:34:11,218 Well, then I'm not going to withdraw my complaint. And if you don't go, then I'm 641 00:34:11,219 --> 00:34:13,939 going to get a restraining order. Oh, Pascale, you really don't. I'm just 642 00:34:13,940 --> 00:34:16,259 talking to you. No, no, you heard what she said. She doesn't want to speak with 643 00:34:16,260 --> 00:34:18,430 you, so can you please get off my property? 644 00:34:32,199 --> 00:34:33,519 What the hell was going on? 645 00:34:34,980 --> 00:34:36,030 Just stuff. 646 00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:39,610 Wayne said I shouldn't do anything, but I had to, Mum. 647 00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:42,790 Why the hell didn't you tell me what was going on? 648 00:34:42,940 --> 00:34:45,650 It was late and you were busy. She's my daughter, Wayne. 649 00:34:45,980 --> 00:34:47,500 I told her not to take him on. 650 00:34:47,501 --> 00:34:50,638 You shouldn't be allowed to get away with this. OK, it's not so good, but I 651 00:34:50,639 --> 00:34:52,639 his type. Yeah, he's a prick and a bully. 652 00:34:53,100 --> 00:34:57,279 He's a proud man who feels like he's being made a fool of by idiots like 653 00:34:57,280 --> 00:35:01,100 Spiller. And Aaron Spiller... didn't deserve to get beaten up like that. God, 654 00:35:01,101 --> 00:35:04,459 she had to do something. Sometimes the best thing to do, in my experience, is 655 00:35:04,460 --> 00:35:05,600 nothing. Nothing? 656 00:35:05,601 --> 00:35:09,219 Yeah, you know, you let things lie, and in the end they go away, get better. God 657 00:35:09,220 --> 00:35:10,300 bugger that for a joke. 658 00:35:10,301 --> 00:35:14,039 Are you going to storm around here and get worked up about this as well? 659 00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:15,620 She is my daughter. 660 00:35:16,220 --> 00:35:17,500 And what about your son? 661 00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:20,750 Well, I sorted things out with death row ages ago. 662 00:35:22,420 --> 00:35:25,060 Christ almighty, Cheryl, we had a son. 663 00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:27,860 Do you remember that at all? 664 00:35:31,191 --> 00:35:34,189 Do you think I could forget that? 665 00:35:34,190 --> 00:35:36,670 Now why don't you talk about him? Mention him. 666 00:35:42,330 --> 00:35:43,710 I can't do this anymore. 667 00:35:44,670 --> 00:35:48,210 Were you just saying that sometimes it's best to do nothing? 668 00:35:48,830 --> 00:35:50,470 About this? We do nothing. 669 00:35:50,710 --> 00:35:51,970 Well, what else can we do? 670 00:35:51,971 --> 00:35:54,439 I can't live in this fucking silence, okay? 671 00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:56,879 Okay, you're going to walk out again like you did before? 672 00:35:56,880 --> 00:36:02,079 How fucking do you... No, you run out of this house, Wayne. Every day and every 673 00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:04,250 night. And what did you do when I needed you? 674 00:36:04,540 --> 00:36:08,779 You ran to Too Tight Goody Bay like you didn't give a shit about me or him. I 675 00:36:08,780 --> 00:36:12,700 said I was sorry. It's like you didn't care about him, me or any of us. Us? 676 00:36:12,701 --> 00:36:15,259 Everyone knows what's going on, Cheryl. 677 00:36:15,260 --> 00:36:18,859 Holding on to Jane, treating your own daughter like she's the enemy. You know 678 00:36:18,860 --> 00:36:21,920 what? If anyone's being selfish or a bully, it's you. 679 00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:24,330 You hate me. 680 00:36:26,420 --> 00:36:28,800 I hate what you did. There's a big difference. 681 00:36:30,220 --> 00:36:31,270 Great. 682 00:36:31,500 --> 00:36:33,240 You're going to leave now or later? 683 00:36:35,100 --> 00:36:36,700 I want to be at this wedding. 684 00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:39,100 These are the people I love. 685 00:36:40,380 --> 00:36:41,430 Do you? 686 00:36:42,240 --> 00:36:43,290 You know I do. 687 00:36:44,951 --> 00:36:52,099 I still think that white would... White is for sissies and people who like dry 688 00:36:52,100 --> 00:36:53,150 cleaning. 689 00:36:53,470 --> 00:36:55,130 But Blake is just so sad. 690 00:36:55,510 --> 00:36:59,569 Mm -hmm, pretty much the saddest. But fortunately you're here to add some 691 00:36:59,570 --> 00:37:00,710 colour to proceedings. 692 00:37:00,711 --> 00:37:04,229 Are you making a statement? You know, because you got forced into this. 693 00:37:04,230 --> 00:37:05,280 No, I didn't. 694 00:37:05,550 --> 00:37:08,620 But you're like settled down with a kid before you're even 20. 695 00:37:08,850 --> 00:37:10,170 I'm not settling down. 696 00:37:10,570 --> 00:37:11,950 Ah, you so are, I face it. 697 00:37:16,570 --> 00:37:18,190 Are you having second thoughts? 698 00:37:20,230 --> 00:37:22,150 You are. You're a beautiful thing. 699 00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:35,760 You look, um... You look nice. 700 00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:38,340 Well, I don't do what? 701 00:37:47,740 --> 00:37:48,790 Okay. 702 00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:50,640 Let's get this over with. 703 00:37:54,780 --> 00:37:59,560 Call me sentimental, but I just love a wedding. 704 00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:06,239 How many... even here yet no no he was here yeah well he could still think that 705 00:38:06,240 --> 00:38:08,160 better of it and bugger off to Brisbane 706 00:38:32,590 --> 00:38:37,650 Friends and family, we are gathered here today in the sight of a... I told you, 707 00:38:37,670 --> 00:38:40,570 no God, no sponsor mentions. Stick to the lines. 708 00:38:45,070 --> 00:38:50,749 We are here for a wedding, which is not in the sight of any higher being of any 709 00:38:50,750 --> 00:38:51,800 persuasion. 710 00:38:52,550 --> 00:38:54,170 And, yes, here we go. 711 00:38:54,410 --> 00:38:57,330 I, Loretta, take you, Hayden, to be my legal husband. 712 00:38:59,550 --> 00:39:01,110 Uh, all right, then. 713 00:39:01,111 --> 00:39:05,359 I, Hayden, take you, Loretta, to be my legal wife. Great, and we're done here. 714 00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:06,410 Is that it? 715 00:39:06,411 --> 00:39:08,159 That's all you have to do, legally? 716 00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:11,459 Yeah, but Lloyd can do way better than that. Yeah, what about the loving and 717 00:39:11,460 --> 00:39:13,340 cherishing and the you rot my world? 718 00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:15,020 And I do have the profit. 719 00:39:15,460 --> 00:39:17,280 You read the profit? You are so dead. 720 00:39:17,281 --> 00:39:18,959 I'll wear a ring, Bruce. Yeah, ring. 721 00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:20,340 Actually, I did go shopping. 722 00:39:20,740 --> 00:39:22,060 I'm not going to wear a ring. 723 00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:24,000 I'll wear a ring! Ring! 724 00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:28,420 Ring! Ring! Fine. 725 00:39:28,421 --> 00:39:32,019 You have that one, I'll have that one. This way. Oh, hey, hey, hey, wait, wait, 726 00:39:32,020 --> 00:39:33,070 wait. 727 00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:36,940 You are amazing. 728 00:39:38,700 --> 00:39:40,140 Don't go to coffee now, okay? 729 00:39:42,420 --> 00:39:43,470 All right. 730 00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:45,160 You so make me laugh. 731 00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:48,460 And you may now kiss the bride. 732 00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:51,090 Not on the lines. 733 00:39:51,260 --> 00:39:53,610 Trust me, it goes down a treat with the punters. 734 00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:18,540 I spent a fortune on this bed. 735 00:40:18,541 --> 00:40:21,519 Speech. Van, you're not going to give a speech. 736 00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:24,110 The mum wants to do one. Well, you're shit out of luck. 737 00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:25,660 No, you're not. 738 00:40:25,661 --> 00:40:27,399 That's all you're getting. 739 00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:30,960 Jane. Jane wants a speech. Bye. 740 00:40:37,740 --> 00:40:43,180 I'll see you soon. 741 00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:46,120 But you need to have your nap now. 742 00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:53,960 She likes her blankie. 743 00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:59,030 She's got blankie. Do you think I don't know anything about Jane at all? 744 00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:00,170 I know you do. 745 00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:05,870 Because I'd have been wanting to say to you, you just wouldn't bloody let me. 746 00:41:10,100 --> 00:41:11,720 I didn't want to be Jane's mother. 747 00:41:12,420 --> 00:41:13,680 You were right about that. 748 00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:16,850 Well, you are now. 749 00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:21,810 I am. 750 00:41:23,410 --> 00:41:25,150 Even if I was a bit fucked up about it. 751 00:41:26,430 --> 00:41:28,050 I've been a fucked up unit myself. 752 00:41:31,890 --> 00:41:34,390 I only wanted what was best for you and Jane. 753 00:41:36,550 --> 00:41:40,270 You know, I... I just want you to be happy. 754 00:41:42,930 --> 00:41:46,030 I am happy. You just married Hayden to pick me off. 755 00:41:47,110 --> 00:41:48,160 Not entirely. 756 00:41:56,620 --> 00:42:00,110 Okay, I get that this is the moment, but please don't make a habit of it. 757 00:42:00,111 --> 00:42:03,719 Ah, I had to interrupt, but Hayden said that you're leaving and I said that you 758 00:42:03,720 --> 00:42:06,910 can't until you have the first dance, so you have to make her mum. 759 00:42:07,620 --> 00:42:08,670 Go on. 760 00:42:13,340 --> 00:42:14,390 God, 761 00:42:17,740 --> 00:42:19,180 this music is so crap. 762 00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:21,320 Can't you just take me home and fuck me? 763 00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:23,640 Yes, baby, let's just do that. 764 00:42:40,240 --> 00:42:41,560 Shall we, lovely baby? 765 00:42:41,860 --> 00:42:43,080 No, Aaron, we won't. 766 00:42:47,500 --> 00:42:49,970 You reckon I should make a move on that scorcher? 767 00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:53,300 Yeah, go for it, Eric. 768 00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:12,030 We're inside of the third of these premises. 769 00:43:12,031 --> 00:43:14,359 Where's your bloody third warrant? I don't need one. 770 00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:17,200 18 -2, misuse of drugs act. You shit. 771 00:43:17,201 --> 00:43:19,779 How the fuck could you turn up at a time like that? 772 00:43:19,780 --> 00:43:21,959 That is offensive language and you're under arrest. 773 00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:23,009 Get her out of here. 774 00:43:23,010 --> 00:43:27,560 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 62102

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