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Original subtitles

I know that some of you don't think that much of her, Chief, which is why I've

handed it over to Jethro.

Cheers, Mum.

So, what do you think?

They look very young.

I made you both.

I've got to suck it up.

Well, yeah, but I don't want you to hate me for it. I don't. You had no problems

with me, the first time we met.

So your place or mine?

The laws were broken?

Wayne won't see it that way.

What I want is to be a model, and you can help me.

What about these little plans you've been making with Jethro?

Yeah, we did kind of go behind the back. Would you calm down?

I'm here to tell you that I'm out.

I quit. Okay, resignation accepted.

Pack your shit and get out.

Oh, Eva.

You're not in Kansas anymore, Toto.

You're calling me Tonto.

Toto.

Oh. Can't hear a bloody thing over this music, if you could call it music.

Shall I ask them to put on some jazz?

No, don't. They might do it.

Good luck with the straw there, Wayne.

Yeah, well, the beer's shit.

Yeah, polish.

What, polish?

Mm, that'll be the entry.

Hi, Stuart.

Isn't this great?

Yeah.

Oh, come on, it's cold.

And I'm so excited about my new design.

Apparently you get pissed faster when you suck it through a straw.

Oh, maybe something good will come out of this after all.

Well, maybe not.

Hey, welcome.

Surprised to see you here.

When I walked in, I thought, wow, a room full of wankers.

How bright I was.

Enjoy, then.

That'll be a long shot. Ladies and gentlemen, creatures of the night.

Creature mama.

Great. Creature of excellence.

Is proud to bring you Ho Chi Minh.

Ugh.

Oh, yes they will be black.

Looking out for Jane.

That's okay, Mrs. West. She was awesome.

Are we joining some new words?

No, I don't want to know.

Babysitting over.

I'm the spark up, bro.

Great.

You.

Was there the, you know, hot models at the thing?

Depends on your point of view.

Tap, tap, tap.

You want a tap? I'll give you a fucking tap, mate. Wait, wait.

Be mellow.

So you... Did you take any photos on your phone?

I didn't because there was a lot more fun to be had elsewhere.

It's called modelling, Wayne. You wear what you get paid to wear. Well, next

time, if there is a next time, wear more of it. I thought you'd be proud of me.

You know, my first ever modelling job.

Oh, yeah, watching my baby sister walk around with her tits hanging out is a

real source of pride.

I'm going to party. You've got school tomorrow.

Casey was really worried that your mum was going to flip out.

Mum was remarking.

That was just like one of those mafia films where the capo kisses their

favourite gangster just before he whacks them. Yeah.

Sounds like a good night had by all.

Yeah.

And here you are in the ladies' toilet. How appropriate.

Want a line?

What happened?

Get out of my room now.

All in good time.

All in good time.

You know, you don't have to walk me to the door.

Ah, you like it when I walk you to the door. Well, yeah.

I had fun last night.

I know, I could tell.

I had fun too.

I could tell.

Grandpa,

you're a freak!

It's what happens when dogs lie down with pigs.

Grandma, I'm going to rub your fucking dick off!

Tip, you can't just peck on your granddaughter and her boyfriend.

Not my fault they were standing where I wanted to go. We have a toilet.

Grandpa was making a point.

Yeah, yeah, but he doesn't... You don't have to point it at Pascal.

It's a valid form of protest. Like she said.

Next time, you should back up to the railing. Loretta, don't encourage him.

You are a sick and twisted old man.

And you root pigs.

Mum, can we chuck him out on the street?

Yeah, I'm tempted.

I'm allowed to express my feelings, aren't I?

Not all over me, you're not.

Pig rooter. Like mother, like daughter.

Stay out of it, Loretta.

Egg pig. He's not a cop anymore.

Thank you. But if he goes back for the bacon boys, I'll line him up as well.

I've done it before. If you point your penis at me one more time, I will cut it

off. This must be where breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

All the good shit happens.

Come on, time for school.

I don't care how late you stayed out last night. You're going to school.

Get out!

Get out of my house now.

You cannot just come in here.

Yeah, I can. Get out!

You, out. Wayne, leave him alone.

You ain't no father, man. Close enough. Wayne, you fucking bastard.

Lisa, the only place you're going today is school. Now sit down.

I'm making a big mistake here, asshole.

Still lucky no one peed on you.

What? I didn't do anything, man.

What, you think you're a man?

You think you're a man?

You don't know who you're dealing with, man.

The guy who's leaving is who?

I'm going to mess you up, man.

What else are you doing?

Looking after Jane. How come I have to look after stupid Delisha as well?

Take her to school, come home, look after Jane, pick up Delisha after school

make sure she doesn't go where she bloody shouldn't. Like going to see her

-dealing boyfriend.

Just saying what the word is on the street, as it were.

Do it, hon. First I get peed on and now this. God, it's unfair.

You are coming with me. Just do not speak, okay?

I don't want any speaking.

We'll talk about this later.

You know, I don't think this is totally her fault.

Don't worry, that little boomer's not coming back here.

No, I'm not talking about that boy.

Someone else.

The one who started all of this.

Yay, Jethro's going to get a smacking.

Good night, last night?

Great.

And I know you were having a good night.

Thanks. It's having bloody kids. I'm so not pissed for it anymore.

Oh, good to know.

Hey, Mum.

Jethro.

We'll just be over here if you need us.

What about Delisha?

What about her?

She's retired as a model.

You told her that? She's off -limits for you and your dodgy mates.

Oh, come on.

Mum, she's not exactly a wallflower.

Christ, it's like watching Pascal, the sequel.

I don't care what she is. She's not modelling anymore.

OK, fine.

Is that it?

As a matter of fact... No. Mum, you said you were fine with the... Then I saw it

right in front of me.

You've thrown away everything this company stands for. I'm making it

We are.

I didn't start this bloody company to watch shit like that. Well, I didn't

it over to sit on my ass and watch it go under. This is not what Hoochie Mama is

about.

God, it used to be fun making stuff I love for people I know. You know,

women with hips and tits. Not that...

Fucking freak show I saw last night. You came down here, you saw what we were

doing, and you were fine about it, right? Yeah, well, I was wrong. I should

said so before, so I'm saying so now. Well, tough shit.

You put me in charge, and I took charge.

Not anymore.

So what, you get offended because we have a brand that might actually go into

profit, and what, fuck off, Jethro? Thank you, Jethro, for taking care of

Mama for me. And Hootie Babe.

Well, we'll see about that.

As of today, I'm starting back at work full time.

Mum, you're about to give birth, and you can't just change the rules like that.

Well, it's my company. You should be congratulating me for what I've done

the place.

Okay, thanks a heap, Jethro.

Now, I need to run this company the way I think's right, and if you can't deal

with that... What? If you can't deal with that, you're gone.

It's a big mistake, Mum.

Huge mistake.

He knew the score. He knew he just had to look after the place until I was

to come back full time. Now I am.

What? Did he?

What? Know the score. I mean, I didn't really know the score.

Yeah, you were never really that clear on the score, Cheryl.

You know, and I kind of like the new designs.

They're great.

If you're an anorexic.

That's a bit harsh.

Have you guys got a problem with this?

Of course not.

But you'll want to change everything back, won't you? Oh, if I will. It was

working before. It can work again.

But we're making heaps more money now.

I know you have a problem with the models, but skinny bitches are people

Yeah, none of them are actually underage.

And you wouldn't want to get rid of the new designs.

Why not?

Because I designed them.

You know, so they're like my children.

I mean, not my real, actual child.

You know, just working with Jethro would be good.

That's all I'm saying.

Yeah, working with each other is all we're saying.

I just wanted to reach across and grab them by the throat. I didn't. You'd have

been proud.

But how could he do this? How could he turn them against me?

Or am I the one who is in the wrong here?

It's your business. You know what you want for it.

But what if what I want isn't what anyone else wants?

Jesus, I could smack the little prick and don't tell me to let it go.

I'm on your side 100%. Well, what about that thing about me not working?

After last night, I'm with you, 100%. It's always a pleasure to take your

eh? Well, business and pleasure.

That's what it's all about, right?

Ain't that the truth.

Now, that don't look suspicious.

What do you want, Wayne?

Here, come in. You, out.

I don't have to do what you say, man.

Do you want to keep your teeth?

Yeah, you want to try? Isaac, come on, man, I don't know there's shit in here.

Oh, Junior.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Hey, I'll catch up with you later, all right?

Look, if this is about your sister, the message has already been delivered,

okay? No more modeling, I get it. And no more hanging around with your drug

-dealing mates. Well, you mean him.

And any others you know.

Isaac puts parties together, shit like that.

Oh, and that's a whole lot of difference.

All right, fine.

I'll have a word, all right?

But they are pretty sweet on each other.

Why are you putting this shit with your mother?

No, I think it's the other way around, Wayne. What happened to the number one

son routine? You get a bit bored with that.

Hey, she fired me, right?

Where's the fucking gratitude? Have you seen what I've done for that company?

What did you expect?

Well, I didn't expect her to fire my ass for no reason.

All I want is a bit of peace and quiet for my family, and I want you to help

make that happen.

Your family?

Christ, haven't you come a long way fast?

Yeah, well, get used to it.

And sort this shit with your mum.

I intend to.

Good. So we done?

Sermon over?

Yep.

Don't be a smartass.

You know, Wayne, I want to make this right just as much as you do.

Okay?

I'll sort things out.

Good.

I'm so going to get him back big time.

Who?

Grandpa, because he peed on me. Oh, well, you're not into that.

Don't be sick.

Anyway, I know how I'm going to do it. I'm going to get the strongest laxative

that I can find and put it in his port in Lebanon.

You're not very good at thinking things through, are you?

How do you mean?

What are you doing?

Going to the fridge. Okay with you?

Yeah, just don't you dare to run. I don't need the grief.

This is so ironic.

How? Well, you could be teaching Delisha the ways of the hoe, and yet here you

are, her morals officer.

It's ironic.

You're really weird.

But I enjoy life, and that's what counts.

Hey, how do you mean I can't think things through properly? How many

does this house have?

One. And what's the main problem with that?

Grandpa's always on it. And yet here you are, devising an evil plan that'll mean

he'll spend even more time in there.

I am.

No one in this house likes you.

Good. Where's Mum?

Downstairs doing the washing.

What about Delisha?

In her room, tunnelling out with a spoon.

Hey.

Shouldn't you knock?

I could have been naked.

Yeah, just letting you know that because of all the shit I've been getting, your

modelling career at Hoochie, it's got to go on hold, OK?

For how long?

Just two things. Chill out, all right?

You just want to get rid of me.

No. No, no, no. Like I said, it's just a break.

It's not like we've got any shows coming up anyway.

And when you do?

Well, hopefully by then everything will have sorted itself out. So you'll be

sweet. I'll be at the top of your list.

Absolutely. Of course.

Until then, you've met people, right?

You've got your little toe in the door.

So you'll be sweet.

I'll call you when it's good to go again.

Hey. Hey.

You know I love you, right?

Yeah, and you're my son, so I love you.

Okay.

So how do we make this right?

You know what I want.

Well, sort of the delicious thing.

Bolly for you.

I was there for you, Mum.

When you needed it.

I stood up for you. Yeah, and I said thank you.

And now I want you to change things back to the way they were.

I can't. Well, I will then. You can't. Well, I will.

No.

I mean, you can't.

You don't have the legal right.

Beg your pardon? When you signed the business over to me, when you needed me,

you signed the business over to me.

You gave me complete control over hoochie mama to make all decisions and

want you to listen to me I took out trademarks on new labels. I entered into

deals with manufacturers suppliers retailers all in my name You renege on

deals. I'm the one left in the shit, and I'm sorry mama I'm not gonna bankrupt

myself because you're having a fucking iffy fit You don't have to do anything

Jethro. That's the point. I will do it No, you won't because it is not your

company anymore. It is mine

Got it?

This?

The paper crowd will prove it.

Look.

You'll still get a share of the profits, okay? And there will be profits because

of me, and you should have thanked me for that.

But you're gone.

All right?

You're no longer part of the business.

Get your big boyfriend to sort him out. I'm not listening to you.

You trust Jethro? Shit like this happens.

Yeah, well, I came to you first. You don't get to give me grief about it.

I'm totally on your side.

Actually, you offered it to me first, even though it's half underwear.

Okay, Mum, I'm sorry that this happened.

Mum, the point is, you can't just take this, okay? The point is, we have to

Jethro suffer for what he's done.

Time to think about revenge.

Are you sure that was wise?

What else could I do?

Find a way of moving her gently to the side.

You know my mother.

Yeah, I do.

She's not a move gently kind of woman.

And she's also an unleash hell sort of woman when she's pissed off.

I'm not scared of her.

That's not what I'm saying.

Well, what are you saying?

Okay, wasn't there a way of doing it without pissing her off?

No. If you say so. I do.

Okay?

I'm not afraid of her.

No.

Now, you're a good son just trying to do the right thing.

What does that mean to me?

Nothing. As long as you're happy that you've done the right thing. The right

thing. Hayden, I've done the only fucking thing, all right?

Well, have you got to join the moral squad with Loretta now, eh? I'm just

saying, that is all.

It is done.

Got it?

It's over.

You say so.

What are you doing out?

Came to see you.

Mm -hmm. You know, you got what you wanted.

I'm not modelling lingerie anymore.

Always move.

You happy?

Sure. I am going to be a model, though.

We'll see about that.

I'll do what it takes, Wayne.

As long as that involves finishing school, it works for me.

Oh, God.

You think you can just get what you want when you want it, don't you?

Just like any guy.

Not really.

All the men do, Wayne, they think just because they can make a few bullshit

promises, they expect us to get on our knees and worship them.

Death row's the same.

But what they don't see is that we can get way more out of this than they can.

You know, a night of fun.

Plus, I get to meet all these people who can help me out later on.

What does he get?

Another wannabe model to add to his list.

Big deal.

It's totally worth it, though.

You better not be bullshitting me.

Ask Deathrow.

I bet she's a crap liar.

I don't get it.

There can't be a hoochie mama without Cheryl. Yes, there can.

But it's Cheryl's company. Not legally, it's not. But she was there when we

started it. No, she's not.

Why else is that the law?

It is when she signed the controlling interest over to me, right?

You'd use the law against your own mother. That is so low.

I didn't use it against her, okay? I just pointed out the facts.

Yeah, but it's Cheryl.

Do you guys want to keep earning money?

Or do you want to rip it all up and start over again?

Okay, the earning money thing, that's a really good point. But it's Cheryl.

Look, I didn't want to do this, okay? But I had no choice.

Oh, okay, so you were stabbing her in the back with the law. No, I was

completely up front about the whole thing. Oh, okay, so you're stabbing her

the face with the law. For fuck's sake. Hey, no, there's no need to swear it up.

I'm not swearing at you guys, okay? I'm just trying to tell you how it is.

I am not the bad guy. You cannot get rid of Cheryl. Yeah, no, it doesn't feel

right to me. You guys have got to think about it. I've been looking for you.

God, what now? You like fucking young girls, do you?

No, no, no.

I don't know what you're talking about. My 16 -year -old sister.

Oh!

You fucked Alicia. That's such a bridge of trust. On the same day you fired

Cheryl. No, it wasn't on the same day. Yeah, but you did fuck her. That is so

wrong. You fired Cheryl. Well, you didn't even want her working, man.

And as her sister, I didn't know she was 16, okay? Because she's not exactly a

picture of innocence. She knew exactly what she was doing. Every step of the...

Gerald! Yeah!

Wayne, you're a legend.

Good on you, sonny. I knew you had it in you.

Hey, I'm not proud of what I did. Oh, no. Be proud.

Okay. He had it coming.

Totally! And we did get a couple of hits in just for you. Yeah, same rude

nonsense. Actually, it did feel pretty good.

Embrace that. Repeat as necessary.

Oi, down, girl.

No. Mum!

This is just the start.

He has to suffer, and you know it. He has to suffer till he comes to you,

begging for forgiveness.

We all have to find new and imaginative ways to make him suffer.

I'm not burning his house down.

I hadn't actually considered that. Much. But now you mention the possibility.

No. Mum, you have to do what it takes till he comes crawling to you, pleading

for mercy.

Oh, but can none of these things include, like, striking or anything that

that I don't get paid?

Come on, Mum. He declared war on you. Take no prisoners.

You slept with Jethro to advance your career.

You've got a lot to learn.

I did all right out of it.

You got to walk around in tramp undies for a night.

Big deal?

I mean, why don't you try and sleep with someone who might actually be useful?

Plus, I met Isaac.

Oh, that's going really well, isn't it? I like him.

I like him a lot.

I'm scared you need to leave.

Okay.

Guess what we're talking about.

I don't get why you're so mad at me. He is the one that... I'll pull the other

one. You play Jethro like a pinball machine, so don't try the innocent act

me.

This can't go on.

Go on, then.

Flick me down the line.

I don't mean like that.

I'm actually scared for you.

Doing all this shit, hanging with these people.

I know what I'm doing.

Do you? Really? Because to me, it looks like you're doing whatever shit pops

into your head and to hell with everyone else.

I... Am sick of being trucked all over the place like I'm the thing.

The thing that people are stuck with. Except when they want to piss off on

own. You see, that's when I can be flicked off to the next poor sucker.

Look, I know you've had it pretty rough.

I am sick of it.

I don't want to be that person anymore.

Then stop causing all this shit. I am sick of it.

I'm sick of people making my decisions for me. What I want is to live my own

life and for you to back off.

Well, what if you screw up? Then I'll be the one screwing up.

No, I'm sorry. I still win.

No way.

Yeah, if we're playing who's got the shittiest family, my backstabbing

son beats your delinquent sister hands down.

Jessica knows he's being a prick.

Delisha's way too young to have a clue what she's getting into.

God.

I was pregnant when I wasn't much older than her.

Oh, that makes me feel heaps better.

It turned out all right in the end.

Except for the bit where one of them's a backstabbing bastard.

No.

No, it wasn't like that.

Seems like it to me.

Delisha won't backstab you.

Can I?

She's not even getting a chance to.

Sounds like famous last words.

I can be pretty persuasive when I want to. Really?

I can be pretty persuasive too.

Shit, I hadn't noticed.

Yo,

I reckon we go over there and sort them all out, man. Show them we're smart.

Not a good idea, Isaac.

Why not?

You really don't know the West and their associates, do you?

You ask, get it in.

They would find so many new and interesting ways to mess over a pussy

Shut up.

He's right.

Besides, this is all Jeffo's doing, so it's up to him.

Thanks for the support.

You're not going to start whining about being the innocent party, eh? Hey, you

know you can piss off anytime you like, eh?

And I'm not whining because I'm the one that's in the right here? Yeah, sure you

are. Why don't you go back to Loretta Hayden?

She's clearly sucked all the man out of you.

You know what?

What? This thing you've got going? Yeah.

Well, you sulk and you attack anyone who says stuff that you don't want to hear?

Any good luck, mate. Well, fuck off then, dickhead.

You know what?

I might just do that.

Good. See you later, pussy.

Yeah, whatever.

What are you doing here?

Could ask you the same thing.

Fuck off.

Was that the answer?

No, that was an instruction.

Well, I'm not so good at instructions.

Go away, Hayden.

You can't tell me to go away.

It's not your office. It's not your office either.

Jethro's got a bottle of scotch here and I, um, came to glean it on the way

home.

You're stealing from Jethro? No, I'm gleaning.

Although the guy's acting like a prized dick at the moment.

Then glean away.

So what are you doing?

How do you mean?

Well, here and now.

I'm stealing stuff or...

Gleaning it, as you'd put it. Fair enough.

It's for Mum.

That's very sweet of you.

Piss off.

You're kind of this big softy now, aren't you? Yeah, yeah, that's me,

when it comes to you.

Oh. Well, I'll keep that in mind for future reference then, eh?

Are you going to tell as you throw?

What?

That I'm stealing stuff.

Do you want a scotch?

Jethro's laptop and all the hoochie paperwork I could find.

Find where?

The cop gene's still strong on you, isn't it? Did you steal all of this from

office? I liberated it for the greater good.

Okay, strictly speaking, yes, some walls were broken. But it's Jethro, for

Christ's sake. It's not like he's going to report it.

And it was kind of fun.

You know what we could do next?

Is it involve more scotch?

Trash the office.

Make it look like an actual break -in.

When he realises what's missing, he'll know it's you.

That's not the point. The point is we get to trash you through his office.

We could even piss in his drawers if we wanted to. You piss in his drawers?

On what?

You're a sick man on many levels.

I think you... He's a knob. He deserves it.

I do need a flush.

Mum, this is the stuff that we need to be doing.

Kicking the crap out of him until he pulls his head in and through all the

bullshit. We fight the way the family's always fought. You mean dirty.

Okay.

Okay.

That's what I'm talking about.

Okay, it's not my fault. What is it?

Delisha's not in her room and it looks like she hasn't been there all night,

I can't look after her every single hour of every hour.

Okay.

Have you seen my sister lately?

Is my mother there? Is she with you? Delicia? No. Is Mum there, please?

Do you know where Delicia is?

Yeah, I've got a rough idea.

Good. See you later, putty. Yeah, whatever.

Yo, Dave.

Zach? What's up?

I am way past my bedtime.

Look, I really need to...

Idiot mate -live. Could you just tell Mum I need to talk to her before this

gets out of control?

Where does he live, Jethro?

Did you find her?

I will.

Jethro's kind of pissed off. He wants to talk to you.

Time to put the boot in some more, then. You may very well be right.

Love these family bonding moments.

OK, girls, let's do this.

So we steal everything we can carry. No, no, not steal.

Liberate. Yeah, because you can't steal what is rightfully yours. But we

liberated. Yeah, but only the hoochie stuff.

Not the petty cash, okay? We're not thieves. No, we liberated.

Shit trails.

Look, that's a different lock.

Look at it too.

Faster, Jethro.

God, we're getting in before it. Hold on.

It's Mr.

Popularity. Where is she?

She who?

Mum. Not here.

Is there any point asking for my stuff back?

What stuff would that be?

Loretta, I know it was you, okay? I know how you work. But I've got to say,

pithing in my death drawer was a little bit more like something Van would do.

Actually, that was Hayden. He doesn't like you either.

Whatever. I hate to break it to you, Jethro, but no one actually likes you.

even your former best gay boyfriend.

Did you?

Please tell Mum I need to talk to her. No.

What? I don't think she should talk to you. I don't think she should talk to

ever again, actually, after what you did. Fuck, thanks. I did what I had to

OK? No, you didn't. You did what you wanted to do, which is what you always

You're a snake in the grass, Jethro, always have been. Why don't you give

fucking opinion to yourself and your nose out of shit that's got nothing to

with you, all right? It's pretty similar, though, isn't it, Jethro? First

shafted me, now you're shafting Mum. Shut the fuck up, Loretta!

And don't you dare... Use mum as a way to get back at me.

Right?

Are you hurting Jethro because you're a little mummy's boy whose mummy doesn't

love him any more? Fuck you, you little bitch.

What are you two doing?

Jethro's just having difficulty accepting the fact that no one likes

Yeah, everyone is pretty slutted at you.

Could you please just tell mum I need to talk to her?

What's that?

It's my pee.

I had to drink so much to get this much, and it's really hard to collect that

the angles are all wrong. What are you doing with a jar of your own urine,

Pascal? Oh, because I'm going to tip it on Grandpa's chair, and then he's going

to sit in it and see how he likes it. Yeah, okay, that's a really good idea.

Then why are you making it sound like a bad one? Because you haven't really

thought this through either, have you?

I thought I had. Okay, what's going to happen after Grandpa sits in the pee?

Well, he'll probably jump up and swear a lot and then go get changed.

Leaving us with a piss -soaked chair, stinking out the house.

All I wanted was revenge.

Don't we all?

Come on, Shell. Put some effort in.

You have a bloody go.

We can't be pregnant.

Okay, how's that made you feel? It's making me feel better.

Give it to me. Good luck. It's not about brute force, child. It's about

technique. Well, aren't you the bloody crime queen all over again?

Oh, fuck me. Mr. B!

The young people today, they give all us islanders a bad name with their drugs

and their gangs and their pop music.

Today, you should boy a lesson in respect.

Typical of drug dealers today.

Hiding behind the veneer of respectability.

I'm just here to get Alicia back. Yeah, plus this all -you -can -eat portion of

righteous fury.

Just the girl. Plus the righteous fury.

The girl.

And hold the fury.

Oi!

Miss Nessie. Falangi, what are you doing here?

We're not paying for repairs on a car that still doesn't go.

Would Isaac and Nessie be here?

Probably asleep in his sleep -out.

Use this lump that he is.

And how come you haven't been to church lately?

I've been a bit busy, Hank. Too busy for God?

You've got to warn me. That evil, drug -dealing, sister -stealing Isaac you

is Isaac and Nessie.

Why, will he be harmed?

Yes. With a very scary mother.

But I will say one thing.

If Isaac Anessi is a scary drug dealer, you see him to think, then he's come a

long way from simply being a dick.

Get out, man! Piss off! Get your clothes on. We're leaving. No!

Don't argue with me.

Weren't you listening to me before?

I want to live my own life now.

Not with him.

But I love him.

What? I love him, Wayne.

I love Isaac.

And he loves me too.

We're going to get a place together.

You didn't tell my mum that I got a girl in my room, did you?

Cheryl? Yes, Cheryl?

Why are you doing the booth cupboard?

It's a creative tool.

Fair enough.

So what if he tries to steal everything back from your place?

I say bring it on. God, I love you, Cher. What next?

Get those fireboxes and I'll get the hard drive.

We're like those pirates, you know?

The ones in the news who steal all tankers and stuff off the coast of

Okay. And then we'll hold everything for ransom until he just cuts to his

senses. Okay?

Ooh.

Did you just piss yourself?

No, I don't think so, no.

I just really got on with Isaac the first time I met him.

And then we just started talking and, you know, connected.

And if you stop being so uptight about everything, you'll see that we work

really well.

And I'll get a job which is not meant for school.

Okay? I remember my eldest daughter when she got caught with the minister.

Not time for story, Falani.

Okey -dokey.

Do you feel the same way about her?

Yeah, for sure.

She rocks my world.

Look, I'm going to take care of her, okay? I will.

Do you deal drugs?

No way. So you let people think that because it makes you look tough. Look, I

don't do that. So why didn't you talk to me instead of giving me all this bloody

attitude? Oh, it's a far more young guy dick thing.

So? Hey, it's what's up. I'm in labour.

What? For real? But you're only 32. 32 weeks.

Yeah.

Where are you now?

In the car, going to the hospital.

Casey doesn't kill us first.

Right, I'll meet you there. I love you. I love you too.

Go down to Himawara. No, wait, there are roadworks on Himawara. We're taking

carbon.

Fuck,

Casey.

I always think I want to go to the hospital.

Every time, by the time we figured out Mr. Trelawney was a labour, not just

indigestion, it was too late.

The Polynesian women, they shoot up babies like an AK -47.

Wait! Wait!

Wait! Wait! She's down there and to the right. She's down there. Down there.

Hey, how come Filani gets to go down there and we don't? No! No, no, no, no!

Uh,

things are kind of paused.

Is Gabby okay?

Yeah, yeah, everything. So, Filani, what are you doing here?

I kind of followed her, man.

but like I said to the girls, I don't want anyone here who isn't him or a

trained professional looking at my bits. You know why I do this?

Oh, right.

I'll go then.

They become like wild horses. So don't put your head anywhere where she didn't

kick it.

I'm such a drama queen. I'm sorry.

Oh.

Are you okay?

I think we were just waiting for you to get here.

My boy.

Oh, my God, but she's so ill.

Everyone says it's going to be okay. And if she's like me, she's probably got

the dates wrong anyway.

Is she okay? I'm sure she'll be fine.

Push, push, push, push, push.

Don't tell me how to push. I know how to fucking push. I've done this before.

Oh, stop telling me to push when you stop trying to crush my hand.

Everyone here is really amazing, eh?

You know, they're so friendly and reassuring.

So we're so going to come and have baby here, you know, when the time comes.

Baby, baby, that's all good. But Ben's pretty keen to know how his mum's doing

right now.

Oh, well, last time we had an update, she was doing awesome.

Awesome.

Awesome.

Thanks, Papa. Come on, baby, you can do it. All right, Steve. All right, Steve,

good girl.

It's a boy.

It's a boy, I told you.

I told you.

You're amazing.

Why isn't he crying?

Oh, because he's a laid -back, crazy, naughty kid.

What?

What's wrong? Is there something wrong?

What's the matter?

Still no pulse.

Right. Vitamin K. What the fuck is wrong with my baby? What's going on?

Go on.

page of written thought that I will end.

We began before words and we will end beyond them.

There's an easier way.

You can't wrap your arms around an idea.

No, you can't wrap your arms around an idea.

So hold on to me.

Yeah.

Hold on to me.

Yeah.

Another day of hidden force to comprehend who's at break.

I've never been between us.

There's an easier way.

Dead space and everything we see and do.

There's space.

Feel it too.

Face to face.

It's the easiest way.

Cause you can't wrap your arms around an idea.

No, you can't wrap your arms around an idea.

Let's just share a life with you together that you will have

for the world.

Goodnight, love.

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