All language subtitles for Outrageous Fortune s05e15 Mine Own Room.eng

You had a pick -up van and that's all.

Oh, and the other guy is?

That's Ray. That's my dad.

Delisa! Don't pick up!

Bye! The old man likes him younger, Mr.
Jack. She's my sister, you egg.

I think we should take Delisa with us.

I'm already packed.

I have to call this off.

Yeah.

And what about those little plans you've
been making with Jethro?

Yeah, we did kind of go behind her back.
She'll calm down.

Fuck.

Oh, I quit.

And you'll pay me every cent that I'm
owed. Pack your shirt and get out.

So you want to talk about the thing?

Instead of putting it off again?

So what do you think? I think we should
do it.

Yeah?

Me too.

Do you?

Oh, my God.

But I so want you to know that if your
sperm could knock me out, it would so be

the sperm I chose. I know. It makes me
feel heaps better about it.

Okay.

Sperm donor.

You've never done this before?

Me neither. I don't even know how to go
about it.

Yeah, it's not like you can just walk up
to some cute guy in a pub and say,

Baby, I want your sperm inside me now.

You've done that, haven't you? I was
young and pretty drunk.

And I don't think I used the word sperm.

And I definitely wasn't trying to get
pregnant with our child, which is the

important thing in the world. So we
should make a list.

Of what?

Potential donors.

Why? So we can choose one.

What about Ben?

Yep. He'd be on the list.

For sure.

Yeah, he'd be on the top of my list if I
was getting impregnated.

Mum, I love Ben.

I mean, I really do.

He's... special.

You know, he's maybe a bit too special.

You know what I mean?

No.

Well, you and him are kind of like
brothers, right? So it'd be like having

brother's kid.

Brother -in -law.

All I'm saying is it would be a little
too close for comfort for it to be

comfortable for me.

Oh.

You've already asked him, haven't you?

Well, it kind of came up in
conversation.

How?

Apparently you're supposed to do about a
foot of poo every day.

That didn't sound like a lot to me.

You know, if all that poo came out as
one poop, that would be poo

a man could be proud of.

Oh, would you be my sperm donor?

But you probably have to push him into
it, right?

Hey, don't be honest.

Yeah.

Oh, that would be the best thing that's
happened to me all year.

Munt, you have to talk. to me about
things like this before you go and do

like that.

Yeah, well, I think he'd be an awesome
sperm donor for heaps of reasons.

You know, and he's got awesome super
sperm that can knock a chick up just by

standing near her.

Just keep it in mind. It's all I ask.
Fine. I will.

He's definitely on the list. All I ask.

Not again.

Oh, fuck!

Oh, God, you smell evil. Mum, Van was
asleep

in the bath again.

Oh, Van, you have a house. I don't like
it. Too many memories.

Oh, I know, sweetie, but sleeping in our
bath is hardly the solution, you know?

Yeah, man up, or next time it's the hot
tap.

Hey. Make yourself useful.

Change those stinky, pooey, smelly
things.

Hello.

Why are you on the couch?

It's more comfortable than that crap
camp bed.

Well, after school we'll get you a
proper bed.

Not if I have to share with Jane.

What's wrong with sharing with Jane?

Do you know how loud babies are?

It's like there's a admitted hedgehog in
the room.

Not that it's much quieter out here.

What part of you never saw me don't you
get?

Are you going through your rooting
around breakup thing? Not Loretta.

Maybe I just went out because I didn't
want to be in the same house as a

miserable bitch like you. Pascal!

Well, Mum, it's true. She's deliberately
letting that pervert hang around the

house. Pascal, Grandpa lives here.

Got no bloody choice, do I?

No, not Grandpa. Aaron Spiller.

Thanks to Jethro the Bastard, I have
nowhere to run my businesses, and the

guys, God help me, are one of those
businesses. Ipso facto, Aaron will be

for the time to come. Bullshit, you ipso
and you facto. You are having him

around so he can pervert me. I'm not!

Aaron, can you get me some dental floss?
It's in the bathroom.

Yeah, sure thing, boss.

Oh, you turn and piss over, you pervert!

That was awesome.

As in ruins, and nobody in this house
cares.

Well, my life isn't exactly a bowl of
cherries either in this refugee camp we

went to call home, except we have waifs
and strays. What, so it's all my fault?

If I had a choice, I'd be out of here
like a shot, so don't get snarky with

miss.

Here, Loretta, up yours. Hey. Enough.
Enough with all this bitching and

Jesus.

You lot don't like the way things are?
Then we'll change things.

Van, you can't sleep in the bath.

You have a house. Use it. Or sleep in
the caravan. Um, no.

Mole you. Smells like piss.

That's enough out of you or you'll be
back in the caravan yourself.

And if you can't hack sleeping with
Jane, then one of you two can go in

She should. She's her mother. Not
legally. And why are we getting punished

because you guys bring home waifs and
strays? Bite me, hack.

Christ, look, we said enough.

Fuck.

All right.

Look, if none of you want to share with
Jane, then one of you two can share with

her or one of you's in the caravan.

So sort it out, you lot, and stop bloody
moaning.

You know, we might have a future as
actual parents.

Don't hold your breath.

So, you'll put me up today at lunchtime?
Sure will.

I can't wait to see who she mum is.
Don't get too excited, Missy. Fashion is

where I see myself heading, as a model
to start.

Yeah, good for you.

And I just wanted to thank both of you
for everything that you've done.

And with this whole room thing, I'm
happy to share with anyone.

What a little bitch.

I know, and a total dreamer. She could
never be a model not with her bone

structure. You should tell her that.
Don't worry, I will. She needs someone

you who's been there.

Take her under your wing, set her
straight. Stop it, Laura. I know what

doing. What?

You're trying to trick me into letting
her stay in my room. It's not going to

happen?

Pascal, you'll be outscrewing some guy
every night. You'll hardly notice she's

here. Or she could stay in your room to
keep you company because you have nobody

and you never will.

It makes more sense if she shares with
you. No, it doesn't. You two are so

alike, it is uncanny.

You just said she was a little bitch.

That was a... of speech.

Well, figure on this. I am the oldest.
You are the youngest. She shares with

you. Figure on this. I'm my dead body. I
can deal with that.

You are only the oldest in years, and
every other way, you're delicious age.

Well, you are also a little bitch, so
you guys are a perfect match. I'm not

years old. I'm not sharing a room. Then
move out. Will you move out? That is a

really hurtful thing to say. You know
that I'm here to heal. You seem pretty

fucking healed to me.

Well, that just goes to show that you
know nothing about being an actual

with actual feelings, you child
abandoner.

Bode so well.

It'll be fine. It's just like old times.

Hey, that sixth drop in Christchurch.

Another order.

Another one.

Go Christchurch.

You look shabby this morning.

Yeah, that'll be all the booze I drank
last night.

Oh, that'll do it.

Yeah.

Wow, this is cool.

Yeah, we say so.

Death row. Mum.

This is Delisha, Wayne's sister.
Delisha, this is Jethro, Casey.

Hi. Didn't know Wayne had a sister.

Half -sister, actually. Different
mothers.

Hi.

Delisha's going to be staying with us
for a bit.

Right. She wants to get into the fashion
industry, don't you?

As a model first, then later on either
an agent or only my own label. Kind of

like this one.

God, is everyone your age planned that
far ahead these days?

Mainly just me.

Can I have a look around?

Up for your life.

Mum, there's a bunch of accounting crap
on your desk, right?

Okay, thanks.

Cool.

It was really nice to meet you, Jethro.
You too.

You call like, um, what's up?

I had an idea for the sperm donor.

Huh?

There's a way it can be Van, but without
the like a brother thing.

You gonna steal his sperm while he's
asleep? No.

Jethro.

Jethro? That way, our kid can have Van's
good looks plus Jethro's brain.

Van's brainy too, Ben.

Yeah, sure he is, in his own way. Yeah,
he's just not book brainy. Yeah, but

book brainy is good for a kid.

But it wouldn't get Van's good looks,
it'd get Jethro's stink looks. Mums,

they're identical.

No, they're not.

Jethro's got, like, mean squinty eyes
and a weird forehead.

OK, well, they're close enough in my
book.

Yeah, well, in my books, Jethro's evil.
And no baby of mine's having evil

forefathers. Can we get the least to
keep him on the list? It's only on the

of evil people who are never going to be
my babies, Daddy.

Fine.

Keep looking.

Yes, we will.

Thanks for the receipts, Aaron. Cool.

You can go now.

Yep.

She's not here, Aaron.

There's fences.

Okay, first bit of advice.

If you want to school Pascal, step off
the creepy bus.

So you think I've got a chance now of
scoring Pascal?

No, I don't. But she's alone and wounded
after what bad Nikki G did to her.

Yeah, the thing about Pascal is she's
very rarely alone for very long.

Because she's a goddess.

No, because she's loved.

She's searching for the right man. Well,
she's searched in a lot of places.

I mean, all along, the perfect guy was
right underneath her nose.

A guy that would treat her right and
treat her nasty at the same time.

You know what I'm talking about, eh?

Thankfully, no.

I'd worship the ground she walks on. She
can walk on me if the ground isn't good

enough for her. I'd make love to her so
sweetly. Aaron, Aaron, Aaron!

If it stops you dribbling on, then yes,
you have a shot at scoring Pascal.

You're just saying that. Well, mostly
yes, but she is going through one of her

fuck -anything -that -moves phases, so
if you're in the right place at the

time... What do you mean, fuck -anything
-that -moves?

Anything that has a pulse and or
vibrates. No.

Nope, not Pascal.

Oh, Jesus, Erin. She's not called the
town bike because she's a reliable form

transport.

Pascal has faith, okay?

She breaks up, she fucks around, and
then she finds another guy to torment in

the long term. So if you want that guy
to be you, stop bothering me and get a

move on.

On to it.

Good luck, you deluded weirdo.

Hey, Delisha. How was school?

Stink?

I was thinking, we should probably have
a bit of a chat about this whole rooming

situation. I suppose.

You don't suffer from sleep apnea, do
you?

What is that? It's a condition where you
go to sleep one night, and you never

wake up.

Uh -uh.

Oh, that's good.

I'd hate for you to start, though.

So I was thinking, it's probably a
better idea if you share with Pascal.

Because you guys have just got so much
in common, like fashion and makeup and

modelling and breathing.

Okay?

Sure.

Great. Good on you, Delisha.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, hey, G.

You know I don't do lawyer shit anymore,
right?

Yep.

Hey, uh, have you spoken to Casey today?

Uh, yeah, this morning.

Why? Did she say anything out of the
ordinary?

No. Why?

You sure?

Yeah. Why?

You're not lying to me. Manta, what the
fuck are you talking about?

If she does say anything out of the
ordinary... How am I going to know

out of the ordinary?

Trust me, you'll know. But the answer's
no.

No to...

What? You don't need to know. You just
need to say no.

Okay, fine.

No, it's for me. As long as we're clear
on this.

Yeah, we're clear. Okay.

What are you doing in here?

You have amazing style.

Yeah, I do, but answer the question.

I really do mean that. Did Loretta send
you in here? I was taking out that

picture of you.

You're really, really beautiful.

Yeah, if she's sent you in here saying
that you could die... And you're an

amazing survivor too?

Well, yeah, but what's that got to do
with anything?

Everything I've heard about your life.

The dead husband, getting dumped by your
fiance at the refugee camp in Pakistan.

Well, actually, it wasn't at the refugee
camp it was after.

Oh, sorry.

No, that's okay. It all pretty much felt
the same.

And the way that you're bouncing back
from this last thing.

That's awesome, too.

Can you please come and sort this out?
Sort what out? Nothing to do with me, I

swear.

I just thought you should know.

Pass off Aaron before I call the cops.

Shh, baby.

Listen to the lyrics.

Let them wash over you.

Let them wash over you. We can

shower together in the music.

Go away, Aaron. I'm here for you,
Pascal.

I don't want you here for me. I don't
want you here for any reason. Look at

Pascal. Tell me you don't see a man who
loves you.

A man who wants to change your world.

No, I see you. That's who I am, baby.

And I'm not going away.

Though, I might put this stethoblast
down because it's getting pretty heavy.

No, just don't put it down, Aaron. Just
take it away.

You don't have to cheapen yourself,
Pascal. Not for me.

What? You've been around with all those
other guys.

Fuck's sake. Let them use you because
you're all messed up.

I won't use you, Pascal, or make you
feel cheap.

Unless that's what you're into, then I
can roll with that.

I want to save you, Pascal, from
yourself.

Unlock your chains, free your mind, and
just liberate your body.

You can go now, Pascal, but you've got
me in your mind now.

It's only a matter of time.

Actually, I think she's gone to get
Wayne's hunting rifle.

Time to move on.

Double swear. Nothing to do with me.

I'm no longer talking to you.

Excellent.

No, no, no. Nobody said anything about
moving out, but I thought before.

Before what? That we bonded.

How? When we were talking.

Uh, I don't think so. Certainly not
roomy kind of bonding.

Oh, please don't make me feel this way,
Rita.

She's weird.

Well, yeah.

And she scares me.

What did you do to Delisha?

I thought you went speaking to me. Why
is she scared of you?

Wow, maybe she's not as dim as she
seems. Will that jeopardise her

career? This is not over.

I'm liking where things are at.

I will rise above this like I rise above
everything and everyone around me.

Yes, Pascal, you're a soufflé.

Oh, Jesus, Kate, it's a petty cash
return, not brain surgery.

Yeah, I know, but I've had it a lot on
my mind and the thing adds up.

with Delisha. Oh yeah, thanks for that.

That's okay.

But I was thinking... It really means a
lot, Pascale.

Thanks, Wayne.

Anyway, I was thinking it might be
better, if not a relief, to have at

person in the family who's prepared to
help, you know?

Well, yeah, that is me. You will be a
great influence on her.

Do you really need someone like you in
her life right now, Pascale?

Choice.

Hey, I've had an idea for another donor.

Yeah? Okay, so I was round at Cheryl's
and... Seems to get it too easy these

days. I had to share a room most of my
life. Didn't hurt me.

Teeb West, I mean, I know he'd be up for
it, but... No, not him.

Most of the rooms you shared were
blooming prism cell.

So? So, excuse me if I want something
different for my little sister, like a

normal healthy life?

Mr Judd. He's kind of sexy.

You think?

Well, not as sexy as you, obviously, but
for an older guy he's alright. Plus

he's fertile.

What do you think?

If chance would have it, I had an idea
for a donor too.

Yeah? Well, I was down at the pub with
some of the boys and... Shit, yeah, I

want heaps of kids.

Little red -headed blonde kids with
their father's handsome face and their

mother's long legs.

No, not Aaron.

Well, thankfully, no woman wants to mate
with you. And the evolutionary dead end

that is Spiller Street will soon cease
to be. The wondrous blessing of

parenthood will not be sullied with your
pasty gingers.

Okay, I am so saying no to Falani on the
grounds that his kids were like 12

pounds. And I am so not shitting out
their watermelon.

No, not Falani.

Dan, this wondrous blessing grows into a
teenager and makes your life a living

hell. That's all I'm saying.

How you meant to deal with that? Back of
the hand, bro.

Prayer helps.

And alcohol.

Oh, my God.

We've so found our man.

He would be an awesome sperm daddy.

Except for one thing.

He might say no. No, well, Cheryl might
say no.

Yeah. Chicks can get a bit weird about
their men fathering babies with other

women, eh?

I'll call her.

I'll take her out for a drink. I'll make
her see.

Do I have to pump it up?

Uh, yeah, that's why I got you the pump.

Oh, can't we just pop and tail?

No. In fact, do not touch my bed or any
of my stuff. And especially, do not

borrow anything ever.

Well, that sucks.

Yeah, well, it's my room, so it's my
will. So what do I get out of this?

Some floor space and a life mentor. All
you've done so far is be mean to me.

Yeah, well, I'm a tough love life
mentor. Get used to it.

Are you thinking out?

No, I'm going out. After everyone's gone
to bed?

We start with number one. The less
everyone else knows, the less shit you

It's been a while since you came back
from the pub and jumped me. I haven't

had a drink.

Maybe you're just irresistible.

Yeah, maybe I am.

What was Casey's panic?

Oh, she just had a question to ask.

I want your man's sperm.

Sorry?

What?

No, I mean, no, that just sounds wrong
and weird.

You know, I mean as a donor.

To be the father of my baby.

Well, not the actual father, that would
be Munter.

But the father is in the father whose
sperm does the actual father

Shit.

What did you say?

What do you mean, what did I say?

What do you think I said?

Oh, I can think of plenty of things you
might have said.

You're probably going to have to talk to
Wayne about that.

But you're cool with that?

Oh, thanks a lot for that.

Oh, don't expect me to do your dirty
work.

Anyway, I'm fine with it.

Whatever you decide.

I'm going out.

You can't stop me.

I could.

And also hurt you in the process.

Does Pascal know about this?

She's already gone out.

Oh, go Pascal, leading by example.

Try not to catch any diseases.

I swear, I was in there before. All my
friends are in there.

Oh, come on, I'm telling you the truth.
You don't have to be a wanker about it.

Death Road!

Death Road!

See, these are the friends I was telling
you about, dick.

Can you tell them that you're with me?

No, because we're not.

What the fuck are you doing here? Trying
to get inside.

What's it look like?

It's not going to happen, all right? Oh,
well, gee, why don't you help the lady

out here?

Yeah. Yeah, listen to your mate.

Hi, I'm Dee.

I'm Isaac.

It's probably enough of that as well,
especially on a school night.

So, what's it to you? You should be at
home, tucked up in bed at your brother's

house. Through this, I'm going somewhere
else. You want to go somewhere else?

Really? Don't think so.

Bye, Dee.

Bye, Isaac.

You know, I thought you were the cool
brother, not the uptight bastard.

Funny what you learn about people, isn't
it?

Go to bed, stay up, do whatever you
want, just stay here, all right?

Yeah, yeah.

What the hell is it?

Doesn't anyone in this house just sleep
without reading the fridge every five

minutes? Found her at a club, brought
her home, OK?

Is that so?

Yeah, that is so.

Lucky you were there, didn't I? Yeah, it
is, eh?

You want to give someone grief, give it
to her, not me.

Grief about what?

Hey, what are you doing dressed in
Pascal's clothes? I can go out if I

No, you can't. You're 16.

So? So you're 16. You shouldn't be at a
club at any night.

Welcome to the real world, bro.

What were you doing out with her?

I wasn't.

I just found her and brought her home,
okay?

I'm the good guy here.

How did that miracle happen?

Hey, um, up yours.

Does Pascal know you're stealing her
clothes and going out? How should I

She's not even here.

Where is she? I don't know. Out.

She said it was okay that I went out.

You dobbing little cow.

Is this true?

Hey, since when did she become my
problem?

Loretta, she's 16.

Okay, I grew up with Pascal doing this
shit since she was 14 and she still is.

So don't give me crap about being a bad
role model.

Shoot, Ma.

What are you doing still up?

Remembering all those nights I used to
do this with you.

What? When you were 16.

You never used to wait up for me when I
was 16.

All right, when you were 14, before I
gave up on you.

Most nights, you were passed out on the
chair when I got home.

That's not the point. The point is, we
have a young girl in the house, and you

need to be a role model.

I am a role model to Jane, a really good
one. No, not to Jane, to Delisha.

What's she done?

Well, Jethro caught her in a nightclub.

So? So, she's meant to be in your room
with you.

Last time I saw her, she was going to
bed.

Yeah, and then you left.

Mum, I am an adult. An adult, which
entitles me to my own life. I don't want

in my fucking room, let alone be a role
model to her.

All right, who is he?

Who is Hook? The guy you were with. None
of your business. Jesus, Pascal, how am

I meant to teach this girl right from
wrong when you're the one that's

around again?

I am not sleeping around. I'm trying to
have a life.

Fuck.

Hey, what's that? Oh, shut up.

Keep it down, will you?

Who are you?

Everyone. Shut the fuck up.

There was a shouting here last night, or
did I dream it?

Shut up, Loretta. I haven't seen
anything. No, but you're going to.

Bugger off!

Morning, Galicia.

Hey, she was talking to you.

All right.

She's making a point, aren't you?

You know what?

I play this game expert. Have no girls.

I want nothing to do with the family.

And you can play the game for as long as
you want, but I will win.

It's not like you're my parents.

No. We are the people that can pack you
off back to your daddy anytime we bloody

well like. Yeah, Reefton, the fashion
capital of the free world.

Send her. I thought you'd stop being a
cop.

Stop turning me back into one. When you
stop ruining my life. And mine.

Let's go. Stay out of it. Well, I am the
innocent one who is suffering here.

Which explains why you're innocently
sleeping around.

Why is it? Because she is a junior
hobag. Hey! I have to be the one that

her up. Uh, I don't know. Maybe because
you're not all about being a hobag. Ah!

Oh, stop it! Not quite!

Jesus, for five bloody minutes!

Excellent. What's for breakfast?

You don't have to do that.

Well, I do, and I can, so, you know, you
don't need to go all caveman on it.

No offence to your sex, but I'm living
in a world of hope that that child is a

boy. Oh, boys bring their own world of
hurt.

Can't be any worse than teenage girls.

Except girls who aren't teenagers who
act like it.

Yeah, why do you mean to that?

Well, if this one isn't a boy, maybe
you'll have more luck with Casey's baby.

That shit is not what I need right now.
What are you going to do?

I don't know. What do you want me to do?
What do you want to do?

Well, that's what I'll do. Thanks a lot.

So what are you going to do about the
crap around here?

I reckon we need a new plan.

That's not very nice.

Deletion.

Oh, okay.

So, who was last night's lucky guy?

Like I tell you.

Is that because you can't remember his
name? Or you didn't get his name?

Or you couldn't keep track of all the
names?

God, do you have a mind uglier than your
face?

Oh, my God. Was it Aaron?

No. Oh, you'll give it eventually.

Hello, I do have some standard.

Um, not when you're heartbroken. I mean,
there have been times when you've slept

with people who might not actually be
classed as human.

Stop it. It's too much fun.

You're evil.

You are downright evil.

Will you look upstairs?

What have we done now?

I've done nothing.

Upstairs.

Okay, all right. Now, plan A was a total
dog.

So now we're going to go with plan B.

And if that doesn't work, plan C
involves kicking the lot of you out so

get some peace and bloody quiet.

Yes, Pascal, you do deserve a room of
your own. Hallelujah.

Which is why we're moving Delisha out.

And to Loretta's room, where we can keep
an eye on her.

Back the truck up.

And Loretta, you'll be moving
downstairs.

You can run all your businesses from
down there, and it means we don't have

have the tall guys traipsing back and
forth through the house. Thank Christ.

What about Grandpa being down there? Ted
will be moving back to his caravan.

And Jane will be staying exactly where
she is, and that's that. Fine. You have

house of your own, and you can't sleep
in the bath anymore.

But I like sleeping in the bath.

Well, sleep in the bath at your own
house. I like the bath here.

Get you to the one there.

And in the meantime, everyone's going to
get along and no one's going to

complain. And if you do, I will throttle
the person concerned. Okay, we're clear

on that.

Good.

Special delivery for Pascal West.

Gift of love.

From a love machine.

Stick it up your arse, Aaron.

Oh, the Aaron Spiller vase. I like it.

When we get a bit more cash stuff, we'll
get you a new caravan, eh?

Don't waste your pity on me.

I'll turn this caravan into a house of
love for that lady and I.

Go to school, stay out of shit, and
you'll get a proper bed this weekend.

Totally promise.

Screw that up and I'll stab this bed
with a carving knife and you'll have to

sleep on the floor. Got it. And I will
lock you in your room overnight if need

be. You'd do that? Oh, yeah.

That's Loretta.

What if there's a fire? I don't think
they're far ahead.

Oh, hey, Wade. Hey, Monta.

I got you a beer, but if you want top
shelf, that's sweet too. No, beer's good

for me, mate.

Funny old day, eh? Weather -wise.

You're going to have to make small talk
if you don't want him.

Oh, man. Yeah, that'd be good for me,
bro.

Manta, this is an awesome thing that
you're asking me? Oh, the most awesome

thing ever, and you would be the most
awesome man for that awesomeness.

Kia ora to you for that, but I can't do
it, mate.

You know, I'm stoked and honoured and
scared at the responsibility.

All you have to do is just in a cup and
we can take it from there, you know.

Unless you actually want to do the
business. No, no, I mean about bringing

child into the world when I'm already
bringing another child into the world.

Oh, hi, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bad timing, eh?

Yeah, my bad. Bad timing.

Oh, man, you're being awesome about
this. Makes me even want you more to be

baby's dad.

No, not going to happen, bro.

Respect, Mr. G. You'll find that perfect
daddy.

I know that. Yeah, thank you, man.

Hey, it's only me.

Oh, hi, Ben.

Is, uh, Munster in?

He's in a meeting.

Of what?

Neighbourhood Watch.

Oh, yeah.

I'll catch you from later then, eh?
Yeah, for sure.

Yeah.

Cool.

Pretty weird, eh?

Neighbourhood Watch.

Ah, you know, the whole, um, old baby
thing.

Yeah.

Oh, hey, I want you to know, I'm totally
cool with the idea, OK?

Which idea is this?

That I'd be your baby's dad without
actually being the

dad. I'd be like the godfather.

I could hang out with him or her without
getting in the way, though.

It's cool.

Totally cool. Whatever you guys want.
It's all good.

So good.

Just, um... What?

Well, you two people, you're like the
people that I love most in the world,

right? And making a baby for you guys,

it'd just be the best thing I could

ever do for you.

And that sound is so weird coming out of
my mouth.

I've never heard a girl say that to me
before.

Oh, you've heard it now?

Yeah, I have.

And? Yes.

Get me pregnant.

How'd it go?

He ain't into it.

That's okay.

Back to the list?

Yeah, well, the list just got a lot
shorter.

It wasn't very long to start with.

Fang came round.

Shit, I didn't even tell him about the
list. No, it's cool, Munt.

As far as I'm concerned now, he is the
list.

You sure?

So what happened?

I need to talk to Munt.

I'll talk him through it. Yeah, and I'll
figure out when.

You probably need a couple of beers
first, is that okay?

I'm talking about when I'm ovulating.
Oh, right, chick, stop.

So I should talk to Van about the hell?
Yep, sure, hon. It's fine.

Fuck off.

You know, your family have a real
problem with being nice.

Put her down to the company we keep.

You had no problems with me the first
time we met.

Hello?

Can I help you?

Hi. Are you Jethro West?

Most of the time, yeah. I hear you hire
models.

Who do you hear that from?

Someone I met back home before I came
here.

You looking for another model?

Always. Mind you, I didn't know who you
were then.

Did I, Dee?

Didn't stop you, though, did it?

Take me dancing.

All right?

Yes.

Is it your place or mine?

Yours. Yeah?

Just dancing.

Don't worry, Jethro.

After I left your place, I went straight
home.

No one knows we fucked if that's what
you're worried about.

For now.

The laws were broken.

Wayne won't see it that way.

Your brother doesn't scare me. I don't
want him to. What I want is to be a

and you can help me.

And that way your mum won't need to know
how all this shit played out. Now will

she?

It'll be our little secret.

I like secrets.

Don't you?

So it's on.

It's on.

Holy shit.

The holiest, bro.

Who are you going to name him?

I was thinking Himi.

What, after our car?

Himi or Chrysler Valiant.

Himi, Chrysler, Valiant.

Dead of them.

Pretty cool name.

Yeah, bro, the coolest, because, you
know, not every kid's going to be named

after our car.

Oh, no, no. So how do we do this?

Do I spoof in a spoon and whack it up a
jacksie, or what? Oh, bro, that sounds

ugly. Well, how else does it happen?

You could, um... What?

You mean, like, actually... Yeah, yeah,
well, it makes more sense than a spoon

up the jacksie.

Um...

Casey, are you alright with that?

I think so. Yeah? Yeah.

Well then, my friend, unleash the van
that you're on. Oh, bro, no, don't say

that. Man, it's a job, right? Yeah, no.

Hey, I could pretend I'm you.

Huh? You know, I wear your beanie while
I'm on the job.

That makes sense, right?

Casey, get back here right now.

Look, it's business time.

When was the last time you winked?

Pardon? Fix your potency. When was the
last time?

A couple of days ago. Good enough. Come
on.

Come on, mate. Yeah.

Glad you could join us for the fish pie
of pee.

Your mum asked me.

You can never say no to mum.

Well, I think it's great that we're all
here together tonight.

To find together.

Fuck, you're funny, Loretta. I just want
us all to have a really nice family

dinner together. Hey, good luck with
that.

I'll prove you all wrong yet.

Why don't I get that?

Evening. What do you want?

Hawker in the house.

Detective Gerrard, we actually haven't
done anything wrong, so if you've got

some news... Oh, no, no news. I've just
come to pick up my date.

As requested.

Yep. My day.

Me and they.

Though you can cut all the bullshit
about me sleeping around because this is

only man I'm with right now.

And we won't be staying for dinner.

Uh, model.

See ya.

Hey.

It's okay, man.

Well, I'm on the job with her.

I'll be thinking of you, okay? Yep.

Yep.

Why is he here?

You wanted him here in your text. No, I
wanted you here.

No offence, man.

Not taken.

Um, just one thing.

Uh, Jism.

When do you want that?

We don't need it anymore.

Thank you. Oh.

I was checking out my dates, and I
realised, Mum, you know, that ever since

stopped trying, I'd stopped keeping
track.

And, you know, even though I'm an
irregular ovulator, it's been a while

you know, my period.

So I took the test. I peed on the stick.

And now that I think about it, you know,
I was kind of sick a while back.

And my boobs have definitely gotten
bigger.

It can't be mine.

It's like when the pressure was off,
your boys came through.

They came through.

You're pregnant.

Yes, Dad.

My voice came through!

My voice came through!

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