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You had a pick -up van and that's all.

Oh, and the other guy is?

That's Ray. That's my dad.

Delisa! Don't pick up!

Bye! The old man likes him younger, Mr. Jack. She's my sister, you egg.

I think we should take Delisa with us.

I'm already packed.

I have to call this off.

Yeah.

And what about those little plans you've been making with Jethro?

Yeah, we did kind of go behind her back. She'll calm down.

Fuck.

Oh, I quit.

And you'll pay me every cent that I'm owed. Pack your shirt and get out.

So you want to talk about the thing?

Instead of putting it off again?

So what do you think? I think we should do it.

Yeah?

Me too.

Do you?

Oh, my God.

But I so want you to know that if your sperm could knock me out, it would so be

the sperm I chose. I know. It makes me feel heaps better about it.

Okay.

Sperm donor.

You've never done this before?

Me neither. I don't even know how to go about it.

Yeah, it's not like you can just walk up to some cute guy in a pub and say,

Baby, I want your sperm inside me now.

You've done that, haven't you? I was young and pretty drunk.

And I don't think I used the word sperm.

And I definitely wasn't trying to get pregnant with our child, which is the

important thing in the world. So we should make a list.

Of what?

Potential donors.

Why? So we can choose one.

What about Ben?

Yep. He'd be on the list.

For sure.

Yeah, he'd be on the top of my list if I was getting impregnated.

Mum, I love Ben.

I mean, I really do.

He's... special.

You know, he's maybe a bit too special.

You know what I mean?

No.

Well, you and him are kind of like brothers, right? So it'd be like having

brother's kid.

Brother -in -law.

All I'm saying is it would be a little too close for comfort for it to be

comfortable for me.

Oh.

You've already asked him, haven't you?

Well, it kind of came up in conversation.

How?

Apparently you're supposed to do about a foot of poo every day.

That didn't sound like a lot to me.

You know, if all that poo came out as one poop, that would be poo

a man could be proud of.

Oh, would you be my sperm donor?

But you probably have to push him into it, right?

Hey, don't be honest.

Yeah.

Oh, that would be the best thing that's happened to me all year.

Munt, you have to talk. to me about things like this before you go and do

like that.

Yeah, well, I think he'd be an awesome sperm donor for heaps of reasons.

You know, and he's got awesome super sperm that can knock a chick up just by

standing near her.

Just keep it in mind. It's all I ask. Fine. I will.

He's definitely on the list. All I ask.

Not again.

Oh, fuck!

Oh, God, you smell evil. Mum, Van was asleep

in the bath again.

Oh, Van, you have a house. I don't like it. Too many memories.

Oh, I know, sweetie, but sleeping in our bath is hardly the solution, you know?

Yeah, man up, or next time it's the hot tap.

Hey. Make yourself useful.

Change those stinky, pooey, smelly things.

Hello.

Why are you on the couch?

It's more comfortable than that crap camp bed.

Well, after school we'll get you a proper bed.

Not if I have to share with Jane.

What's wrong with sharing with Jane?

Do you know how loud babies are?

It's like there's a admitted hedgehog in the room.

Not that it's much quieter out here.

What part of you never saw me don't you get?

Are you going through your rooting around breakup thing? Not Loretta.

Maybe I just went out because I didn't want to be in the same house as a

miserable bitch like you. Pascal!

Well, Mum, it's true. She's deliberately letting that pervert hang around the

house. Pascal, Grandpa lives here.

Got no bloody choice, do I?

No, not Grandpa. Aaron Spiller.

Thanks to Jethro the Bastard, I have nowhere to run my businesses, and the

guys, God help me, are one of those businesses. Ipso facto, Aaron will be

for the time to come. Bullshit, you ipso and you facto. You are having him

around so he can pervert me. I'm not!

Aaron, can you get me some dental floss? It's in the bathroom.

Yeah, sure thing, boss.

Oh, you turn and piss over, you pervert!

That was awesome.

As in ruins, and nobody in this house cares.

Well, my life isn't exactly a bowl of cherries either in this refugee camp we

went to call home, except we have waifs and strays. What, so it's all my fault?

If I had a choice, I'd be out of here like a shot, so don't get snarky with

miss.

Here, Loretta, up yours. Hey. Enough. Enough with all this bitching and

Jesus.

You lot don't like the way things are? Then we'll change things.

Van, you can't sleep in the bath.

You have a house. Use it. Or sleep in the caravan. Um, no.

Mole you. Smells like piss.

That's enough out of you or you'll be back in the caravan yourself.

And if you can't hack sleeping with Jane, then one of you two can go in

She should. She's her mother. Not legally. And why are we getting punished

because you guys bring home waifs and strays? Bite me, hack.

Christ, look, we said enough.

Fuck.

All right.

Look, if none of you want to share with Jane, then one of you two can share with

her or one of you's in the caravan.

So sort it out, you lot, and stop bloody moaning.

You know, we might have a future as actual parents.

Don't hold your breath.

So, you'll put me up today at lunchtime? Sure will.

I can't wait to see who she mum is. Don't get too excited, Missy. Fashion is

where I see myself heading, as a model to start.

Yeah, good for you.

And I just wanted to thank both of you for everything that you've done.

And with this whole room thing, I'm happy to share with anyone.

What a little bitch.

I know, and a total dreamer. She could never be a model not with her bone

structure. You should tell her that. Don't worry, I will. She needs someone

you who's been there.

Take her under your wing, set her straight. Stop it, Laura. I know what

doing. What?

You're trying to trick me into letting her stay in my room. It's not going to

happen?

Pascal, you'll be outscrewing some guy every night. You'll hardly notice she's

here. Or she could stay in your room to keep you company because you have nobody

and you never will.

It makes more sense if she shares with you. No, it doesn't. You two are so

alike, it is uncanny.

You just said she was a little bitch.

That was a... of speech.

Well, figure on this. I am the oldest. You are the youngest. She shares with

you. Figure on this. I'm my dead body. I can deal with that.

You are only the oldest in years, and every other way, you're delicious age.

Well, you are also a little bitch, so you guys are a perfect match. I'm not

years old. I'm not sharing a room. Then move out. Will you move out? That is a

really hurtful thing to say. You know that I'm here to heal. You seem pretty

fucking healed to me.

Well, that just goes to show that you know nothing about being an actual

with actual feelings, you child abandoner.

Bode so well.

It'll be fine. It's just like old times.

Hey, that sixth drop in Christchurch.

Another order.

Another one.

Go Christchurch.

You look shabby this morning.

Yeah, that'll be all the booze I drank last night.

Oh, that'll do it.

Yeah.

Wow, this is cool.

Yeah, we say so.

Death row. Mum.

This is Delisha, Wayne's sister. Delisha, this is Jethro, Casey.

Hi. Didn't know Wayne had a sister.

Half -sister, actually. Different mothers.

Hi.

Delisha's going to be staying with us for a bit.

Right. She wants to get into the fashion industry, don't you?

As a model first, then later on either an agent or only my own label. Kind of

like this one.

God, is everyone your age planned that far ahead these days?

Mainly just me.

Can I have a look around?

Up for your life.

Mum, there's a bunch of accounting crap on your desk, right?

Okay, thanks.

Cool.

It was really nice to meet you, Jethro. You too.

You call like, um, what's up?

I had an idea for the sperm donor.

Huh?

There's a way it can be Van, but without the like a brother thing.

You gonna steal his sperm while he's asleep? No.

Jethro.

Jethro? That way, our kid can have Van's good looks plus Jethro's brain.

Van's brainy too, Ben.

Yeah, sure he is, in his own way. Yeah, he's just not book brainy. Yeah, but

book brainy is good for a kid.

But it wouldn't get Van's good looks, it'd get Jethro's stink looks. Mums,

they're identical.

No, they're not.

Jethro's got, like, mean squinty eyes and a weird forehead.

OK, well, they're close enough in my book.

Yeah, well, in my books, Jethro's evil. And no baby of mine's having evil

forefathers. Can we get the least to keep him on the list? It's only on the

of evil people who are never going to be my babies, Daddy.

Fine.

Keep looking.

Yes, we will.

Thanks for the receipts, Aaron. Cool.

You can go now.

Yep.

She's not here, Aaron.

There's fences.

Okay, first bit of advice.

If you want to school Pascal, step off the creepy bus.

So you think I've got a chance now of scoring Pascal?

No, I don't. But she's alone and wounded after what bad Nikki G did to her.

Yeah, the thing about Pascal is she's very rarely alone for very long.

Because she's a goddess.

No, because she's loved.

She's searching for the right man. Well, she's searched in a lot of places.

I mean, all along, the perfect guy was right underneath her nose.

A guy that would treat her right and treat her nasty at the same time.

You know what I'm talking about, eh?

Thankfully, no.

I'd worship the ground she walks on. She can walk on me if the ground isn't good

enough for her. I'd make love to her so sweetly. Aaron, Aaron, Aaron!

If it stops you dribbling on, then yes, you have a shot at scoring Pascal.

You're just saying that. Well, mostly yes, but she is going through one of her

fuck -anything -that -moves phases, so if you're in the right place at the

time... What do you mean, fuck -anything -that -moves?

Anything that has a pulse and or vibrates. No.

Nope, not Pascal.

Oh, Jesus, Erin. She's not called the town bike because she's a reliable form

transport.

Pascal has faith, okay?

She breaks up, she fucks around, and then she finds another guy to torment in

the long term. So if you want that guy to be you, stop bothering me and get a

move on.

On to it.

Good luck, you deluded weirdo.

Hey, Delisha. How was school?

Stink?

I was thinking, we should probably have a bit of a chat about this whole rooming

situation. I suppose.

You don't suffer from sleep apnea, do you?

What is that? It's a condition where you go to sleep one night, and you never

wake up.

Uh -uh.

Oh, that's good.

I'd hate for you to start, though.

So I was thinking, it's probably a better idea if you share with Pascal.

Because you guys have just got so much in common, like fashion and makeup and

modelling and breathing.

Okay?

Sure.

Great. Good on you, Delisha.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, hey, G.

You know I don't do lawyer shit anymore, right?

Yep.

Hey, uh, have you spoken to Casey today?

Uh, yeah, this morning.

Why? Did she say anything out of the ordinary?

No. Why?

You sure?

Yeah. Why?

You're not lying to me. Manta, what the fuck are you talking about?

If she does say anything out of the ordinary... How am I going to know

out of the ordinary?

Trust me, you'll know. But the answer's no.

No to...

What? You don't need to know. You just need to say no.

Okay, fine.

No, it's for me. As long as we're clear on this.

Yeah, we're clear. Okay.

What are you doing in here?

You have amazing style.

Yeah, I do, but answer the question.

I really do mean that. Did Loretta send you in here? I was taking out that

picture of you.

You're really, really beautiful.

Yeah, if she's sent you in here saying that you could die... And you're an

amazing survivor too?

Well, yeah, but what's that got to do with anything?

Everything I've heard about your life.

The dead husband, getting dumped by your fiance at the refugee camp in Pakistan.

Well, actually, it wasn't at the refugee camp it was after.

Oh, sorry.

No, that's okay. It all pretty much felt the same.

And the way that you're bouncing back from this last thing.

That's awesome, too.

Can you please come and sort this out? Sort what out? Nothing to do with me, I

swear.

I just thought you should know.

Pass off Aaron before I call the cops.

Shh, baby.

Listen to the lyrics.

Let them wash over you.

Let them wash over you. We can

shower together in the music.

Go away, Aaron. I'm here for you, Pascal.

I don't want you here for me. I don't want you here for any reason. Look at

Pascal. Tell me you don't see a man who loves you.

A man who wants to change your world.

No, I see you. That's who I am, baby.

And I'm not going away.

Though, I might put this stethoblast down because it's getting pretty heavy.

No, just don't put it down, Aaron. Just take it away.

You don't have to cheapen yourself, Pascal. Not for me.

What? You've been around with all those other guys.

Fuck's sake. Let them use you because you're all messed up.

I won't use you, Pascal, or make you feel cheap.

Unless that's what you're into, then I can roll with that.

I want to save you, Pascal, from yourself.

Unlock your chains, free your mind, and just liberate your body.

You can go now, Pascal, but you've got me in your mind now.

It's only a matter of time.

Actually, I think she's gone to get Wayne's hunting rifle.

Time to move on.

Double swear. Nothing to do with me.

I'm no longer talking to you.

Excellent.

No, no, no. Nobody said anything about moving out, but I thought before.

Before what? That we bonded.

How? When we were talking.

Uh, I don't think so. Certainly not roomy kind of bonding.

Oh, please don't make me feel this way, Rita.

She's weird.

Well, yeah.

And she scares me.

What did you do to Delisha?

I thought you went speaking to me. Why is she scared of you?

Wow, maybe she's not as dim as she seems. Will that jeopardise her

career? This is not over.

I'm liking where things are at.

I will rise above this like I rise above everything and everyone around me.

Yes, Pascal, you're a soufflé.

Oh, Jesus, Kate, it's a petty cash return, not brain surgery.

Yeah, I know, but I've had it a lot on my mind and the thing adds up.

with Delisha. Oh yeah, thanks for that.

That's okay.

But I was thinking... It really means a lot, Pascale.

Thanks, Wayne.

Anyway, I was thinking it might be better, if not a relief, to have at

person in the family who's prepared to help, you know?

Well, yeah, that is me. You will be a great influence on her.

Do you really need someone like you in her life right now, Pascale?

Choice.

Hey, I've had an idea for another donor.

Yeah? Okay, so I was round at Cheryl's and... Seems to get it too easy these

days. I had to share a room most of my life. Didn't hurt me.

Teeb West, I mean, I know he'd be up for it, but... No, not him.

Most of the rooms you shared were blooming prism cell.

So? So, excuse me if I want something different for my little sister, like a

normal healthy life?

Mr Judd. He's kind of sexy.

You think?

Well, not as sexy as you, obviously, but for an older guy he's alright. Plus

he's fertile.

What do you think?

If chance would have it, I had an idea for a donor too.

Yeah? Well, I was down at the pub with some of the boys and... Shit, yeah, I

want heaps of kids.

Little red -headed blonde kids with their father's handsome face and their

mother's long legs.

No, not Aaron.

Well, thankfully, no woman wants to mate with you. And the evolutionary dead end

that is Spiller Street will soon cease to be. The wondrous blessing of

parenthood will not be sullied with your pasty gingers.

Okay, I am so saying no to Falani on the grounds that his kids were like 12

pounds. And I am so not shitting out their watermelon.

No, not Falani.

Dan, this wondrous blessing grows into a teenager and makes your life a living

hell. That's all I'm saying.

How you meant to deal with that? Back of the hand, bro.

Prayer helps.

And alcohol.

Oh, my God.

We've so found our man.

He would be an awesome sperm daddy.

Except for one thing.

He might say no. No, well, Cheryl might say no.

Yeah. Chicks can get a bit weird about their men fathering babies with other

women, eh?

I'll call her.

I'll take her out for a drink. I'll make her see.

Do I have to pump it up?

Uh, yeah, that's why I got you the pump.

Oh, can't we just pop and tail?

No. In fact, do not touch my bed or any of my stuff. And especially, do not

borrow anything ever.

Well, that sucks.

Yeah, well, it's my room, so it's my will. So what do I get out of this?

Some floor space and a life mentor. All you've done so far is be mean to me.

Yeah, well, I'm a tough love life mentor. Get used to it.

Are you thinking out?

No, I'm going out. After everyone's gone to bed?

We start with number one. The less everyone else knows, the less shit you

It's been a while since you came back from the pub and jumped me. I haven't

had a drink.

Maybe you're just irresistible.

Yeah, maybe I am.

What was Casey's panic?

Oh, she just had a question to ask.

I want your man's sperm.

Sorry?

What?

No, I mean, no, that just sounds wrong and weird.

You know, I mean as a donor.

To be the father of my baby.

Well, not the actual father, that would be Munter.

But the father is in the father whose sperm does the actual father

Shit.

What did you say?

What do you mean, what did I say?

What do you think I said?

Oh, I can think of plenty of things you might have said.

You're probably going to have to talk to Wayne about that.

But you're cool with that?

Oh, thanks a lot for that.

Oh, don't expect me to do your dirty work.

Anyway, I'm fine with it.

Whatever you decide.

I'm going out.

You can't stop me.

I could.

And also hurt you in the process.

Does Pascal know about this?

She's already gone out.

Oh, go Pascal, leading by example.

Try not to catch any diseases.

I swear, I was in there before. All my friends are in there.

Oh, come on, I'm telling you the truth. You don't have to be a wanker about it.

Death Road!

Death Road!

See, these are the friends I was telling you about, dick.

Can you tell them that you're with me?

No, because we're not.

What the fuck are you doing here? Trying to get inside.

What's it look like?

It's not going to happen, all right? Oh, well, gee, why don't you help the lady

out here?

Yeah. Yeah, listen to your mate.

Hi, I'm Dee.

I'm Isaac.

It's probably enough of that as well, especially on a school night.

So, what's it to you? You should be at home, tucked up in bed at your brother's

house. Through this, I'm going somewhere else. You want to go somewhere else?

Really? Don't think so.

Bye, Dee.

Bye, Isaac.

You know, I thought you were the cool brother, not the uptight bastard.

Funny what you learn about people, isn't it?

Go to bed, stay up, do whatever you want, just stay here, all right?

Yeah, yeah.

What the hell is it?

Doesn't anyone in this house just sleep without reading the fridge every five

minutes? Found her at a club, brought her home, OK?

Is that so?

Yeah, that is so.

Lucky you were there, didn't I? Yeah, it is, eh?

You want to give someone grief, give it to her, not me.

Grief about what?

Hey, what are you doing dressed in Pascal's clothes? I can go out if I

No, you can't. You're 16.

So? So you're 16. You shouldn't be at a club at any night.

Welcome to the real world, bro.

What were you doing out with her?

I wasn't.

I just found her and brought her home, okay?

I'm the good guy here.

How did that miracle happen?

Hey, um, up yours.

Does Pascal know you're stealing her clothes and going out? How should I

She's not even here.

Where is she? I don't know. Out.

She said it was okay that I went out.

You dobbing little cow.

Is this true?

Hey, since when did she become my problem?

Loretta, she's 16.

Okay, I grew up with Pascal doing this shit since she was 14 and she still is.

So don't give me crap about being a bad role model.

Shoot, Ma.

What are you doing still up?

Remembering all those nights I used to do this with you.

What? When you were 16.

You never used to wait up for me when I was 16.

All right, when you were 14, before I gave up on you.

Most nights, you were passed out on the chair when I got home.

That's not the point. The point is, we have a young girl in the house, and you

need to be a role model.

I am a role model to Jane, a really good one. No, not to Jane, to Delisha.

What's she done?

Well, Jethro caught her in a nightclub.

So? So, she's meant to be in your room with you.

Last time I saw her, she was going to bed.

Yeah, and then you left.

Mum, I am an adult. An adult, which entitles me to my own life. I don't want

in my fucking room, let alone be a role model to her.

All right, who is he?

Who is Hook? The guy you were with. None of your business. Jesus, Pascal, how am

I meant to teach this girl right from wrong when you're the one that's

around again?

I am not sleeping around. I'm trying to have a life.

Fuck.

Hey, what's that? Oh, shut up.

Keep it down, will you?

Who are you?

Everyone. Shut the fuck up.

There was a shouting here last night, or did I dream it?

Shut up, Loretta. I haven't seen anything. No, but you're going to.

Bugger off!

Morning, Galicia.

Hey, she was talking to you.

All right.

She's making a point, aren't you?

You know what?

I play this game expert. Have no girls.

I want nothing to do with the family.

And you can play the game for as long as you want, but I will win.

It's not like you're my parents.

No. We are the people that can pack you off back to your daddy anytime we bloody

well like. Yeah, Reefton, the fashion capital of the free world.

Send her. I thought you'd stop being a cop.

Stop turning me back into one. When you stop ruining my life. And mine.

Let's go. Stay out of it. Well, I am the innocent one who is suffering here.

Which explains why you're innocently sleeping around.

Why is it? Because she is a junior hobag. Hey! I have to be the one that

her up. Uh, I don't know. Maybe because you're not all about being a hobag. Ah!

Oh, stop it! Not quite!

Jesus, for five bloody minutes!

Excellent. What's for breakfast?

You don't have to do that.

Well, I do, and I can, so, you know, you don't need to go all caveman on it.

No offence to your sex, but I'm living in a world of hope that that child is a

boy. Oh, boys bring their own world of hurt.

Can't be any worse than teenage girls.

Except girls who aren't teenagers who act like it.

Yeah, why do you mean to that?

Well, if this one isn't a boy, maybe you'll have more luck with Casey's baby.

That shit is not what I need right now. What are you going to do?

I don't know. What do you want me to do? What do you want to do?

Well, that's what I'll do. Thanks a lot.

So what are you going to do about the crap around here?

I reckon we need a new plan.

That's not very nice.

Deletion.

Oh, okay.

So, who was last night's lucky guy?

Like I tell you.

Is that because you can't remember his name? Or you didn't get his name?

Or you couldn't keep track of all the names?

God, do you have a mind uglier than your face?

Oh, my God. Was it Aaron?

No. Oh, you'll give it eventually.

Hello, I do have some standard.

Um, not when you're heartbroken. I mean, there have been times when you've slept

with people who might not actually be classed as human.

Stop it. It's too much fun.

You're evil.

You are downright evil.

Will you look upstairs?

What have we done now?

I've done nothing.

Upstairs.

Okay, all right. Now, plan A was a total dog.

So now we're going to go with plan B.

And if that doesn't work, plan C involves kicking the lot of you out so

get some peace and bloody quiet.

Yes, Pascal, you do deserve a room of your own. Hallelujah.

Which is why we're moving Delisha out.

And to Loretta's room, where we can keep an eye on her.

Back the truck up.

And Loretta, you'll be moving downstairs.

You can run all your businesses from down there, and it means we don't have

have the tall guys traipsing back and forth through the house. Thank Christ.

What about Grandpa being down there? Ted will be moving back to his caravan.

And Jane will be staying exactly where she is, and that's that. Fine. You have

house of your own, and you can't sleep in the bath anymore.

But I like sleeping in the bath.

Well, sleep in the bath at your own house. I like the bath here.

Get you to the one there.

And in the meantime, everyone's going to get along and no one's going to

complain. And if you do, I will throttle the person concerned. Okay, we're clear

on that.

Good.

Special delivery for Pascal West.

Gift of love.

From a love machine.

Stick it up your arse, Aaron.

Oh, the Aaron Spiller vase. I like it.

When we get a bit more cash stuff, we'll get you a new caravan, eh?

Don't waste your pity on me.

I'll turn this caravan into a house of love for that lady and I.

Go to school, stay out of shit, and you'll get a proper bed this weekend.

Totally promise.

Screw that up and I'll stab this bed with a carving knife and you'll have to

sleep on the floor. Got it. And I will lock you in your room overnight if need

be. You'd do that? Oh, yeah.

That's Loretta.

What if there's a fire? I don't think they're far ahead.

Oh, hey, Wade. Hey, Monta.

I got you a beer, but if you want top shelf, that's sweet too. No, beer's good

for me, mate.

Funny old day, eh? Weather -wise.

You're going to have to make small talk if you don't want him.

Oh, man. Yeah, that'd be good for me, bro.

Manta, this is an awesome thing that you're asking me? Oh, the most awesome

thing ever, and you would be the most awesome man for that awesomeness.

Kia ora to you for that, but I can't do it, mate.

You know, I'm stoked and honoured and scared at the responsibility.

All you have to do is just in a cup and we can take it from there, you know.

Unless you actually want to do the business. No, no, I mean about bringing

child into the world when I'm already bringing another child into the world.

Oh, hi, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bad timing, eh?

Yeah, my bad. Bad timing.

Oh, man, you're being awesome about this. Makes me even want you more to be

baby's dad.

No, not going to happen, bro.

Respect, Mr. G. You'll find that perfect daddy.

I know that. Yeah, thank you, man.

Hey, it's only me.

Oh, hi, Ben.

Is, uh, Munster in?

He's in a meeting.

Of what?

Neighbourhood Watch.

Oh, yeah.

I'll catch you from later then, eh? Yeah, for sure.

Yeah.

Cool.

Pretty weird, eh?

Neighbourhood Watch.

Ah, you know, the whole, um, old baby thing.

Yeah.

Oh, hey, I want you to know, I'm totally cool with the idea, OK?

Which idea is this?

That I'd be your baby's dad without actually being the

dad. I'd be like the godfather.

I could hang out with him or her without getting in the way, though.

It's cool.

Totally cool. Whatever you guys want. It's all good.

So good.

Just, um... What?

Well, you two people, you're like the people that I love most in the world,

right? And making a baby for you guys,

it'd just be the best thing I could

ever do for you.

And that sound is so weird coming out of my mouth.

I've never heard a girl say that to me before.

Oh, you've heard it now?

Yeah, I have.

And? Yes.

Get me pregnant.

How'd it go?

He ain't into it.

That's okay.

Back to the list?

Yeah, well, the list just got a lot shorter.

It wasn't very long to start with.

Fang came round.

Shit, I didn't even tell him about the list. No, it's cool, Munt.

As far as I'm concerned now, he is the list.

You sure?

So what happened?

I need to talk to Munt.

I'll talk him through it. Yeah, and I'll figure out when.

You probably need a couple of beers first, is that okay?

I'm talking about when I'm ovulating. Oh, right, chick, stop.

So I should talk to Van about the hell? Yep, sure, hon. It's fine.

Fuck off.

You know, your family have a real problem with being nice.

Put her down to the company we keep.

You had no problems with me the first time we met.

Hello?

Can I help you?

Hi. Are you Jethro West?

Most of the time, yeah. I hear you hire models.

Who do you hear that from?

Someone I met back home before I came here.

You looking for another model?

Always. Mind you, I didn't know who you were then.

Did I, Dee?

Didn't stop you, though, did it?

Take me dancing.

All right?

Yes.

Is it your place or mine?

Yours. Yeah?

Just dancing.

Don't worry, Jethro.

After I left your place, I went straight home.

No one knows we fucked if that's what you're worried about.

For now.

The laws were broken.

Wayne won't see it that way.

Your brother doesn't scare me. I don't want him to. What I want is to be a

and you can help me.

And that way your mum won't need to know how all this shit played out. Now will

she?

It'll be our little secret.

I like secrets.

Don't you?

So it's on.

It's on.

Holy shit.

The holiest, bro.

Who are you going to name him?

I was thinking Himi.

What, after our car?

Himi or Chrysler Valiant.

Himi, Chrysler, Valiant.

Dead of them.

Pretty cool name.

Yeah, bro, the coolest, because, you know, not every kid's going to be named

after our car.

Oh, no, no. So how do we do this?

Do I spoof in a spoon and whack it up a jacksie, or what? Oh, bro, that sounds

ugly. Well, how else does it happen?

You could, um... What?

You mean, like, actually... Yeah, yeah, well, it makes more sense than a spoon

up the jacksie.

Um...

Casey, are you alright with that?

I think so. Yeah? Yeah.

Well then, my friend, unleash the van that you're on. Oh, bro, no, don't say

that. Man, it's a job, right? Yeah, no.

Hey, I could pretend I'm you.

Huh? You know, I wear your beanie while I'm on the job.

That makes sense, right?

Casey, get back here right now.

Look, it's business time.

When was the last time you winked?

Pardon? Fix your potency. When was the last time?

A couple of days ago. Good enough. Come on.

Come on, mate. Yeah.

Glad you could join us for the fish pie of pee.

Your mum asked me.

You can never say no to mum.

Well, I think it's great that we're all here together tonight.

To find together.

Fuck, you're funny, Loretta. I just want us all to have a really nice family

dinner together. Hey, good luck with that.

I'll prove you all wrong yet.

Why don't I get that?

Evening. What do you want?

Hawker in the house.

Detective Gerrard, we actually haven't done anything wrong, so if you've got

some news... Oh, no, no news. I've just come to pick up my date.

As requested.

Yep. My day.

Me and they.

Though you can cut all the bullshit about me sleeping around because this is

only man I'm with right now.

And we won't be staying for dinner.

Uh, model.

See ya.

Hey.

It's okay, man.

Well, I'm on the job with her.

I'll be thinking of you, okay? Yep.

Yep.

Why is he here?

You wanted him here in your text. No, I wanted you here.

No offence, man.

Not taken.

Um, just one thing.

Uh, Jism.

When do you want that?

We don't need it anymore.

Thank you. Oh.

I was checking out my dates, and I realised, Mum, you know, that ever since

stopped trying, I'd stopped keeping track.

And, you know, even though I'm an irregular ovulator, it's been a while

you know, my period.

So I took the test. I peed on the stick.

And now that I think about it, you know, I was kind of sick a while back.

And my boobs have definitely gotten bigger.

It can't be mine.

It's like when the pressure was off, your boys came through.

They came through.

You're pregnant.

Yes, Dad.

My voice came through!

My voice came through!

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