All language subtitles for Outrageous Fortune s05e14 The Power To Charm

Hoochie Babe is being launched in
association with your bloody pills. Oh,

fucking come on. All the models are over
60.

Right, so you've personally vetted them,
have you?

I didn't get what your problem is. And
when was someone going to talk to me

about this?

A lot of people really pissed off with
him. He's a fucking narc, and everybody

knows that.

Hey, guys, guys, stop it.

Yeah, well, they can deal with me then.

You could do with a bit of peace and
quiet.

Don't worry, guys.

We'll be safe.

Don't get to take your shoes off when
entering the meeting house, okay? Yeah,

yeah, I know that one. But don't speak.

The ngāpuhi from up this way, they're
big on women not speaking on the marae.

Oh, all right, I can do that. Shut up
again.

But if Mr Judd speaks, then you've got
to sing.

Sing? Sing what? Well, now we've got ten
guitars. It doesn't really matter. Just

as long as you're supporting what he
says.

We're not getting invited onto the
marae. We're here to pick up van and

all. Vancy Joel means on the marae
committee.

He's been on lots of things.

Well, I'm just looking forward to
finally meeting him.

Honestly, the less time we spend with
Ray, the better.

What's your leave van with him, then?
Ray's okay.

He's a kaumatua, that's what he is.

He's still a koro. You have to know how
to handle Ray, that's all I'm saying.

What Mr. J is trying to say is that some
old koros are intimidating that they

might be called experience.

But underneath is a warm heart fueled by
the fire of experience.

Oh, there we go.

Yeah, that's right.

My dad.

At last, the pleasure of meeting my
son's beloved.

Well, it's great to meet you too, Ray.
I'm doing what I can to keep up the

spirits and drive those black clouds
from his heart.

Thank you. I appreciate it.

Ah, kia ora, mother.

Oh, come on. Give me a hug now.

Let's get you settled in.

We're not staying, right?

Why have we not?

We're just here to pick up Ben.

Busy city folks, eh? Well, as my nana
used to say, you must eat for the return

journey or you'll arrive home hungry.

What does that mean?

Better feed you up. Tea and biscuits or
delicious baked scones? Delicious baked.

I'll do my best, son.

This is what you've got to stand up.
Why, what happened?

You're the only third car this morning.
We were getting thirsty.

Oh,

not again.

Wakey, wakey.

Shit.

Loretta. Your mother will be wondering
where you are.

Off you go.

I'll call you later, all right?

It's happened.

What? They're banning it, or they're
going to.

Nadine's secret ingredient is to be
reclassified.

So it's over.

You seem strangely happy about this.

Well, it was always a matter of when,
and now we know.

So what's the plan?

What?

Winding up.

What are you looking at?

That is so sad.

It's called publicity.

Yeah, well, now you and Hayden will have
to find another way to impress underage

girls. Yeah, not for a few months.

Relax, okay? I've got it in the hand.

Oh, yeah, I can see your hand is right
on it.

This place brings back memories, eh?

None of mine.

But this is your ancestral home.

I never grew up here, Mum.

Nor are most of the homes right here.

No, mate. Hi there, mate.

Welcome to my humble abode. He seems
lovely.

Cup of tea?

I'm out of here. Oh, come on. It can't
be that bad.

Delicia!

Our guests are here.

Yeah. Come on, come on, come on. No,
we're going to have a cup of tea.

I won't! Just come on! Don't be so rude.
These are our guests. Wayne, hello.

Hello, goodbye.

Your man likes some yummy, Mr. Jack.

She's my sister, you egg, so put your
tongue back in your mouth.

She's 16, a bit moody. Now I know what
that's like.

If I'm not mistaken, Mr. J, this sounds
a lot like your truck.

Hey!

Ben!

Sorry about this. She'll come back
later.

Damn the tea and the biscuits, eh? Ben
can lay a hangy.

Ben, really?

So,

how are you doing?

What's the rush to get back?

Always keen on a hangy, Mr. J.

We'll head off after dinner then.

What exactly is the problem here?

If Jethro had any sense, we'd be getting
on to the next thing.

Protein powders or erectile dysfunction
pills, that might appeal to you. Or hair

regrowth tonic. Oh, ha, ha, ha.

Look, it's going to be at least six
months before this ban kicks in.

People are going to stockpile us. Sales
are going to go through the roof.

Yes, but only for six months. And that's
the flaw in the plan. And yet my money

-grubbing brother doesn't seem to care.
I'm sorry, he's the grasping one in your

family? Yeah, always has been.

G'day.

Hello, Graham. You guys working?

Yeah. No.

You still good for our thing tonight?

Yeah. I think that.

We're off to the George Webby Centre.

You want the fishermen's?

You are off to the theatre.

No, it's the Bennett Brothers.

Or band.

Stand -up comedy.

Really?

Graham really likes to stand up and
what's so wrong with that? Good.

Crazy.

Well, nothing.

You know, Graham is bringing out a whole
new side to you.

Fuck you, Hayden.

Sure is a sweet little corner of the
world, bro.

It's the best, man.

You must be looking forward to getting
home now, eh, back to the action?

I've been pretty busy here, bro.

Digging carrots?

No. No, no, I've been doing heaps of
work for Ray.

Yeah. Fixed up his windows.

Sweet. Yeah, and we replaced some of his
roof. Of course, yeah.

Even fixed a couple of fences.

Awesome, bro. You've come home with a
tidy packet.

Oh, no, no, no. He didn't pay me.

Hey, how does that work? Well, not with,
like, money.

I'm receiving the knowledge.

Yeah. Hey, come take a visit.

Oh, is that a poop?

Nah. It's a sheep.

It's a wild sheep, bro.

You've been hunting wild sheep?

Paddocks here, full of them, bro.

Ray sends me out at night, eh? And the
good thing is, we're allowed to take as

many as we want under customary rights,
eh?

Customary rights for sheep?

Mm -hmm.

Tell you, man, Ray knows everything, eh?

But you ain't Māori, bro.

Well, yeah, but Ray reckons it's like
how you feel about your Te Rangi Waiwai

that's important.

Te Rangi Waiwai's West Auckland.

Not if I don't think it is.

It is, but it's all about where you're
from.

Yeah, but what if there's nowhere I'm
from?

Can't change where you're from.

And if you don't go back? Are you
serious? Why?

Don't want to.

So good to get to know the woman who
finally turned my son from a cop into a

man. You know.

Bring up that Bastion Point.

Him and the goon squad.

Broke my heart.

I was ten years old during Bastion
Point. You weren't anywhere near the

In spirit, I was all the way.

I can see you've got a good spirit.

My muggles are blessed, especially if
they get your looks.

Oh, get away.

Let's go for a walk.

Why?

It's a nice afternoon. Then we can
settle you in.

Ray, I told you we're not staying.

You can't go anywhere till Delicia gets
back.

Did you put her up to this?

You're so suspicious.

She might have called in to see her
friend. Anyway, would it really be so

spend a little time with your old man?

Look, we can't really stay, Ray. I mean,
I don't even have a spare change of

clothes. Oh, no worries.

One of my ex left a few things behind.

I get my sticker.

No, you didn't.

We're not staying.

Gee, will you call it?

Look, I could do with a bit of a break,
you know, some peace and quiet.

Ray has this way of wrapping people
around his little finger.

He's harmless.

Not if you spend enough time with him.
Oh, come on, what's he going to do?

You can chump the pants off anyone.

You're jealous.

No. You ready here?

Don't worry.

Pants on.

Hey, Wayne.

Come see this up.

Come on.

You're bloody kidding me.

Yeah, man. Portable hangi. It's wicked,
eh?

Multi -kaikoku, apparently.

How did Ray afford this?

Oh, the local marae gave it to him. It
was a gift for all the hard work he does

in the community.

Koha.

Koha.

He came home with it the other night,
eh?

Can you help me peel the teddy?

Yeah.

That's not a bloody hangi.

I know.

But don't be surprised if he's wearing a
grass skirt at dinner.

That Macy's not a mob.

Oh, he is, according to your old man.

He's even got a male poaching sheep
under customary rights.

Oh, Jesus.

I don't get it, man, at all.

He's been raid.

Oh?

Raid has the ability to make people
smell roses when they're sniffing dog

The sooner we get him home, the better.

You got a name for my muckle?

Oh, yeah.

Boy? Girl?

Wayne thinks that's a boy.

On a certain night, a star will fall
from the sky, and as it falls, a name

occur. That's how it worked for me.

Is that how you got the name Deleta?

Oh, no, that's her mother's idea.

But the only thing one ever did do for
her... She didn't take to the maternal

thing. There's some women don't. There's
a new name for it now.

Hmm. Ah, postnatal depression.

She up sticks and left me.

You poor thing.

Ah, it's life, eh?

Yeah. Any tips for an old man with a
firecracker for a daughter?

Let them think they're running wild.

But hold them on a really long leash.

A wife's head on the body of a spring
chicken. No, stop it.

Wayne struck gold with you, eh?

We should see how advanced Kai's coming
along.

Thanks for taking him in the way, Ev.

He's a good boy.

Special soul.

He is.

So that son of mine, I never see him
enough.

What's up with you two?

Do you have a falling out?

Not so much a fall out as a fall apart.

Mother plucked him from my bosom, turned
him against me.

There's blame on both sides.

Price you pay for passion.

Yeah, okay.

Are you even ready?

I can't leave my laptop at work. Someone
needs a quote.

Well, can't you just leave it for a
couple of hours and enjoy yourself like

normal people do? Except Loretta is not
normal. Piss off.

You don't want to come, is that it?

No.

I just think that going to see a comedy
show is a bit of a waste of money.

Tight, like a grandmother. I'm not
tight.

Tight as a nun's mink.

But this is my shout.

She's so ungrateful.

There are starving children in the world
that would give anything for a bowl of

rice. What's that got to do with
anything?

Well, what they wouldn't give to go to a
comedy show, the reader.

Gee, let me guess, a bowl of rice?

The arts are wasted on her, but I could
come. No, you're looking after Jane. And

anyway, two guys standing on stage
telling jokes isn't actually art.

Actually, it's just one guy.

The Bennett brothers is one guy?

Yeah, one left to go and join a mime
troupe.

He left stand -up to do mime.

Okay, that's funny.

So, are you coming?

Yes. But we have to swing by the office
first.

Bye -bye.

Bye -bye.

Hi.

Hey.

I need my laptop.

Whatever.

Go ahead.

Hey.

I bet it's off to the, uh, Bennett
Brothers.

The what?

You know, the Bennett Brothers?

Whoop, whoop, whoop.

You guys have fun.

That's the plan.

Sure.

Right then.

Oh,

well done, then. That was...

Not as smoky as the real thing.

Oh, Van honored the traditions. The rest
is just heat.

I don't know if our forefathers would
agree with you either, eh?

Van tells me you and him like to go
fishing. Is that true?

Maybe.

Tomorrow I'll take you out to my secret
fishing spot up the harbor.

My magic spot.

What's magic about it? Be that fish
leaping onto your life. Snapper?

Any of those?

Gee, if only we were staying.

Yeah, stay, bro.

We'll go fishing, bro. You and me, if we
choice. Yeah, maybe.

Won't it?

Yeah, nice to do the washing. Yeah,
bright.

Come on.

You see what's just happened? Yeah,
we've got a choice. We'll go fishing.

No, you've just got to raid.

Yeah, but I like fishing especially with
that.

Ray, you wouldn't know a hook from a
thinker.

There's no magic spot.

Well, guess I'll just have to see for
myself.

No, don't look into my eyes.

There are no magic spots.

In your eyes?

In the harbour, dick.

See, I told you she'd be back.

You're trying... Fine?

Jesus. You stupid ass back on the side.
You'll feel the back of my hand. Not

with that family violence, Dad.

You don't embarrass me like this. Come
on. Hey, Ray, can I?

Hey, Lisa.

Did you bang your head?

Oh, I'm asleep.

It's a good one of yours, Cheryl.

You leave the Lisa Jack house and go to
the pub often?

I can't control everything, boy.

Okay, sit down.

You know, you're way hotter than Wayne's
last watch. Yeah, yeah, you can say to

me all you want. I'm still going to make
you drink this. What is it? Salt water.

Why? So you'll feel better. Come on, all
the way.

Good girl.

Yep.

See, I'm so embarrassed.

Don't be.

Like I said, I've been there, done that,
got the tattoos.

It's hit the road, eh?

OK.

Got to fix Ray's letterbox.

I'm still keen on some fishing.

Actually, I'm not going back, eh?

Really? Yeah.

You know, I'm real good here, Mum.

OK.

Well, in that case, we're definitely
staying. Thank you, Ray.

Right. It's all settled then.

Oh my god, have you seen this photo?

Hayden and Jethro being pleaser words?

No, this model has bags underneath her
eyes, which for like 15 is unforgivable.

So how was it? Was it funny?

Yeah, I thought so.

Okay, well tell me some joke.

Okay, so there was this guy... Oh god,
you're not seriously going to tell her

the joke?

Well, I couldn't go because I had to
look after someone as a child.

Maybe you'll find it more amusing than
she did.

I've got a lot on my mind.

Forget about her, tell me the joke.

Don't mind me.

Graham, tell me the joke.

Ah, yeah, okay, so there was this guy
and he had a sock puppet called Condom.

Oh. No, no, it was funny because it had
a little hole in it.

Oh, yeah, that happened to Crane and
Milani, but nobody believed her, not

the third time.

Oh, you were so cute.

This bed is a nightmare.

Come on, you were gorgeous.

That's why I'm so all through it.

Oh, I think it's really nice of Ray to
give it up for us.

God, what's up with Van, eh?

He swallowed the old man's bullshit,
that's what.

Well, he's been really good to him.

No, he's a real star.

The kind of guy that lets a 16 -year
-old hit the pub and drink drive.

Come on, it's no surprise she's trouble
growing up without a mum.

What? Well, mum walking out when Delisha
was just a baby.

Thirteen is hardly a baby.

Well, it wasn't postnatal depression.

Did he say that?

No. No, he didn't. That was my mistake.

That's the thing. It's always someone
else's mistakes.

That's why Mum left him, because of his
mistakes.

Two kids under six years old and he's
off making his mistakes with some

in a sawmill.

Look, I know this is hard for you.

But I really think he's doing his best
with you.

By letting her hit the pub.

Wow. No.

picnic looking after a teenage girl. You
know that.

Yeah, I know.

But I know what he's like.

He seems sincere.

He got to you.

Oh, come on, Wayne. I'm not some fucking
idiot. That's what he does with women.

He gets to them.

Look, he... I don't know. He seemed
really sorry about what happened with

mother. Oh, he did?

Yeah.

In the end, him being an arsehole was a
blessing in disguise because I got a

proper father out of it.

I think we should take Delisa with us.

What? Well, she's not the kind of kid
who's ever going to be happy stuck all

way up here, and it's clear he can't
cope with it.

Christ!

Oh, that bloody old dog.

What?

Look, it doesn't sound like nothing.

I'm all right. It's fine.

Morena, how was your sleep?

We're not taking her.

What are you on about?

Delicia. Soft needs to share a lot with
this poor old me bullshit.

Have I asked you for this? That's the
point. You never fucking asked.

Fuck you.

I was only too happy to take in your
troubled stepson. I asked for nothing in

return. If you asked, it wouldn't be so
bad. But what you do is manipulate

people. This is what you get when your
child's raised by a parquet house cop.

Suspicious mind. Whose fault was that?
And what would you know, son? I know you

well enough. How? I never hear from you.

Well, it's not what I'd buy myself,
but...

You look wonderful.

Like my sweet Moana, but more beautiful.

Can we go now? No, later. I want to talk
to Vance. I've got to stick to the

airbox.

Oh, Christ.

Jethro!

Where the hell's Jethro?

Uh, well, he's not here.

Pass off. You'll be late for school.

Yeah. Yeah, OK.

It's a great night, girls, all right?

I'll catch you again soon. OK, see you.

Wow.

You're all class.

They needed a place to crash, OK?

Yeah, what's wrong with your place?

What's that got to do with you?

Because this is my office.

Hey.

Who the hell's this guy?

That's Isaac Nessie.

And?

He's just a young businessman.

What kind of business?

Martial arts, I think. That's about all
I know.

Why was he here last night looking at
our business plan? I don't know. He was

here last night with Jethro? What does
it matter?

According to you, this is all a dead
duck anyway.

What's Jethro up to? I don't know,
Loretta. Jesus Christ, why are you going

ask him?

All I know is I need a coffee.

Fine.

Loretta. This isn't a social visit.

You don't say.

You know about martial arts.

Yeah. Isaac Anissi. Who is he?

Why? Because I want to know.

How's Pascal?

I thought we were talking about Isaac
Anissi.

Anissi has a line in martial arts tours.

Kickboxing fights, that kind of stuff.

He's got connections.

Who to?

He's a wannabe in that piho world.

That's all I know.

Gangs? I don't really know.

What's this about?

None of your business.

Fine. Could you do something for me?

Say hello to Pascal.

And with being stabbed with a nail file,
it'll take a lot more than hello.

What would you suggest?

Crawling over cut glass might be a
start.

I'd buy tickets for that one.

You want to tell me about your new
buddy, Isaac and E .C.? There's not much

tell. You're thinking of moving into
kickboxing now? Or is it more the gang

connection that you're after?

What the fuck are you on about? Well,
the thing about gangs is that they like

drugs. Especially drugs that aren't
legal.

The reason you don't care about the
reclassification is you're not shutting

at all, are you?

Look, the reclassifying thing is a gift
horse, OK? Supply and demand.

What happened to West's Don't Do Drugs?

What, like you've never done a loan
before? We don't sell illegal drugs.

Oh, Jesus, that goes sanctimonious on
me. Do you really think that getting

bed with gangs is a good idea?

Well, it's not gangs.

And when were you going to mention this?

To you.

I'm part of this fucking company. The
reason I didn't is because I knew you'd

that.

You mean I'd want to rip your head off
for being a patronizing asshole.

Ever since you hooked up with the tree
hugger, it's been like working with

majority. Fuck you, Jethro. No, fuck
you.

There was an opportunity here and we
were going to take it without you

your fucking handbag in the room. You
arrogant cock.

We? That's right.

We.

Right.

Looking good, but we'll pack up and go,
you know. I think I might hang around

for a little bit longer too, Mr. Jack.

Monta, have you forgotten you've got a
wife back in Auckland?

No, but we haven't been fishing yet.

Oh, look around, man. Do you see a
fishing boat? Do you see any fishing

There's no fishing trip. Look, Ray needs
me, all right? He's painting his house.

He can't do it on his own.

Oh, Ray's painting this place?

Yes. Ray never paints a house unless
it's... Unless it's Matariki.

No.

Bart. Yes? If I gave you a hand... Yeah?
Have this place finish in no time.

Sweet.

Getting the house ready for sale, eh?
Who told you that?

Pissed off the local runang a time to
shoot through.

That is insulting.

What's her name?

Does there have to be a woman? With you
there does.

All right, if you must know, I do have a
new special friend.

It's a wonderful thing with my life.

Jesus, Ray.

You're like Roy Mata, lovely night
-towel girl.

Gray must be the only ear we haven't
managed to fleece yet.

You're not too old for a clip around the
ears. You're the one that needs a clip.

I'll have you know, Roy Mata is a woman
of independent means. She runs a nice

little pub in Reekton. You're going to
put Delisha in a pub?

Well, tourist hotel.

She's 16, Ray.

She doesn't need to be living above a
bar full of horny British backpackers.

You're trying to tell me how to raise my
own daughter. Somebody needs to.

What do you expect me to do?

Deny my true feelings? Put your child
ahead of yourself, heaven forbid, Ray.

You think I don't care about my
children? No, actually.

You're on this merry little journey
through life, going from one woman to

next and treating your kids like shit
along the way. Why do you think I took

in? To get free renos in your end away
in Reston. I took Van in hoping we might

spend some time together.

Don't try this. We were happy once
before your mother took off. Only

were about to move on. I wouldn't have
left her. I wanted to work it out.

Don't try this. Don't try and rewrite
history.

Have it your own way. Don't listen.

Good, because I don't want to listen to
bullshit.

You know, the day your mother packed you
and your brother in the car and drove

off was the day my heart broke.

Oh, yeah, you really tried, Ray. I came.

As soon as I found out where she was,
three weeks it was, I came desperate to

win you all back. But no, already
another man in her bed. A cop.

That's a bloody fool.

No. No, no, she met him later.

Oh, and how old were you?

Six. You believed everything she told
you. You always did.

Your mother's a proud woman, but cold
when she hardens her heart.

All I wanted is the chance to get to
know my son. That's all.

All right, word of advice.

If you want me to speak to you, don't
leave me abusive messages.

You mean you aren't a lying, cheating,
former fucking hairdresser? I was never

hairdresser. And I didn't cheat you.
Yeah? And what about these little plans

you've been making with Jethro?

Isaac and Neithy? No, no, I've never
heard of him.

I expect to be lied to by Jethro. With
him, it's pretty much genetic.

I didn't expect it from you.

Not again.

I'm sorry. Okay, I wasn't totally up
front. No, no, you lied to me. You, bare

-faced, lied to me. What are you going
to do then, Loretta? You know, are you

going to burn my fucking house down?

Screw you.

We were going to tell you we were just
getting things finalized. Bullshit.

And to be fair...

It's not as if you've been totally keen
on the direction that we've been going

in. Yeah, because I happen to have some
taste.

No, it's because you've changed.

What? No, I haven't. Yes, you have.

Since you started seeing Graham.

Don't you make this about Graham.

Well, it's true.

What's true?

All right.

You've gone kind of... soft.

Soft? Kind of weird.

But do you know what's weirder and also
way sadder?

You haven't changed at all.

You've just gotten older and slimier.
Here we go. You are such a

Do you know that? And I should have seen
that. That you would never ever get a

change and I can't believe I considered
even for a second that we could get back

together.

Which is why I didn't consider it.

At all.

How do you feel about this move,
Directon?

Doesn't matter what I think. He doesn't
listen to me.

Maybe if you stopped being a pain in the
arse, he would. There's nothing else to

do around here.

School going all right, then?

Got kicked out.

What for?

Wagging, dope, smoking in class.

Yes. When?

Six months ago, maybe seven.

How come nobody told me?

It's not like you ever call.

I'm homeschooling.

It's actually a sweet ride, you know?
Real cruise.

Ray's homeschooling you?

Well, Van's doing most of it.

He's choice.

Well, I'm afraid he collects a lot of
fat, eh?

Easier than a barbie, but...

Dan, come and sit down.

Oh,

I've still got heaps more to do, eh?

What's this about you not wanting to
come home?

Don't want to, eh?

You know that narc thing's all over.

Filani's sorted it.

Dane Harris is inside.

No one thinks you're a narc anymore.

Dickhead. What?

Get the fuck up, Mum. No, you're not.

If I wasn't, I'd be able to find those
babies, wouldn't I?

Wouldn't I?

I don't know how she could give them
away like that.

Yeah, well, Cherie's the fuck -up love,
not you.

Yeah, I should still be trying to find
them.

Even if they're not mine.

Love, no one blames you for what's
happened.

I'm a fucking loser, Mum.

At least he knows it.

That is not true.

If you want to stay here for a little
bit longer, that's okay too.

Yeah. It's no big deal.

Van's, um, gonna stay on for a bit
longer?

Yeah, well, he's the thing.

Didn't tell me you were leaving.

Oh, come on, Van.

And all.

I've done all this work around here and
you're not even gonna be here to enjoy

it. You have to forgive an old man for
finding love.

Well, so it's true.

Well, it seems insensitive to boast
about my happiness.

You had such pain with your crazy wine.

It's good for you, then.

Oh, come on. It'll take ages to sell.
You can stay here as long as you like.

Yeah?

You can look after the place while I'm
in Reefton.

When? Next week.

Going for a fortnight.

Okay.

So this woman, Roimata.

Yeah, this Roimata.

She better be hot.

Between you and me,

her breasts are incredible.

Large, but pert.

She's throwing hate on us. She's such a
cock.

Yeah, well, you knew that already, so
why are you so surprised?

At least you've got Graham.

What has that got to do with anything?

Well, he's so lovely.

Yeah, okay, having a boyfriend does not
solve the world's problems.

Well, it definitely helps, especially if
the sex is good.

Don't listen, Janie.

So, is it good?

I'm not telling you.

Well, I'll tell you.

I wouldn't want to know.

Look, I think you should just focus on
the beautiful positive.

If you hate Jethro and Hayden, then just
don't have anything to do with them

anymore. And then you can spend some
more time with the lovely girl.

Oh, you are such a dirty girl.

Is that in your eye?

Yeah, we did kind of go behind her back.

Well, get over it. She'll calm down.

You reckon?

You're such a pussy.

Well, if it isn't the dynamic duo.

Hello. Have you come to give us another
lecture?

No. I'm here to tell you that I'm out.

I quit.

And you'll pay me every cent that I'm
owed.

Okay. I mean it, Jethro. You better not
try to screw me over. Well, hang on,

hang on. No one is trying to do that.
Well, since you always lie, I really

believe that. Look, it's fine.

Okay? Resignation accepted.

Great.

Cool. Hey, one thing.

Before you go, could you clear your
stuff out?

What? Well, the free ride's over.

Pack your shit and get out.

I know it's probably not what we need
right now, but I think we should take

Talisha back.

Why'd you change your mind?

Well, maybe the old man's not so bad.

Nobody's perfect.

You talked to him, did ya?

Had to happen.

He is my father.

I just hope I make a better job of it
than he did.

You better be.

What?

How would you feel about coming back
with us to Auckland?

What, like, for a visit?

I'd live for a while.

No pressure.

Just an idea.

Is it true you own a lingerie company?

More or less. Why?

Well, Van says his brother runs it.

Yep.

Might be a bit hard being away from your
dad, you know, but have a think about

it. What's there to think about?

See? I'm already packed.

I'm heading home, bro.

What about the fishing trip? You know
the pinch hole?

No, I'm done here.

Probably for the best, eh?

And there's some stuff back home that I
might kind of need your help with, bro.

What is it?

I can't say here.

Why not? Because it's too big.

How big?

On a scale of bigness, it's like
massive, man.

And there's only one place that I feel
comfortable asking you something that

big. Well, where's that?

And we're special. How special?

Rifty. Yeah, man.

We smoke a fat one in the car park, bro.
Sink a few beers.

Yours.

Not begging to anymore.

You really think about it?

About us getting back together?

For about three seconds.

Only three.

2 .5.

And I was completely right, because
there is no way that I could ever be

involved with someone who did this to me
once and has now done it to me again.

And now I'm happy because I don't have
to see you again. Ever. You mind if I'm

picking up Jane?

You're bringing Jane into this?

She's our daughter. Our daughter. Yeah,
it's a biological fact, Loretta. Hayden,

there is no our.

Not after this. Not after what you've
done to me. It was business. Is there

anything else?

Yeah.

Yeah, I happen to think there's more to
life.

And, um... I don't realise you felt
quite so strongly about me.

Well, I do.

You do?

What I feel is that you should get the
message

and fuck off forever.

Sorry you couldn't stay a little longer.

Carry yourself, Ray.

Come here.

Something for you. Remember our special
time together?

It'll be a po' number, bro. It's always
a po' number.

That'll be the day.

Can we just get out of here?

Shit, my balls.

Mudger?

We ain't taking that.

Yes, the least I can do after all you've
done for me.

Good stuff.

See, we couldn't take a couch, eh?

Why don't we just get one back in
Auckland, then?

Eh?

You're bad.

You made me do it. And you made me think
I wanted to do it. What, take back the

money can't come back? Nah.

You're a good sub.

I always knew you wouldn't make me down.

He raped me. He totally raped me. Well,
he is an old chap. I know, he's a...

Now I know where we've got it from.

Ha ha!

I missed the offer.

You're better off out of it.

On the upside, now you can even work
while we're having sex.

Yeah.

I thought this might cheer you up.

What is it?

Oh, it's just a picture of a hotel in
this place called Rara.

Why would that cheer me up?

Well, it's a little thing known as a
holiday.

Best of all, I'm paying.

Graham, that is so nice.

Well, you deserve a break.

Sun, beaches, my ties.

I can't go.

You haven't got a passport.

No, I can't go.

Because I have to call this off.

Us.

Well. It's not you, okay?

Don't do that one. No, it's not you.

Why?

Well, it's hard to explain and it
doesn't even really make

sense.

I just know that we're not right for
each other.

So who is right for you?

No one.

What about Jane's dad?

No, I hate him.

You know, for someone you hate, you get
pretty animated when he's mentioned.

Yeah, well, it shows you how much I hate
him.

Right.

I'm really sorry, because I really do
like you.

Like, not love.

I don't do love.

That's a shame.

I wish I could because you're a really
good guy.

You know I'm going to opt for skipping
the let's be friends speech if you don't

mind.

Okay, fine.

I don't do the let's be friends thing
either.

Well, I'll see you.

Hey, go Graham, take out the kite
cooker.

Excellent for completely legal and right
-side power.

Graham!

Maybe he lost a tree. Yeah, a big one.

Bye, Alicia.

Good, isn't it?

Wow. Can someone give me a hand with
this kite cooker? Later, Mr. J, the

cord, brother!