All language subtitles for Outrageous Fortune s05e11 A Serpent Stung Me

Hey. Pascal.

What are you doing here on a weekend?

Working.

But shouldn't you... I mean, your house
nearly burnt down.

Not much I can do to change that now.

But what about Van?

He's OK. He's got his mum to look after
him.

OK.

Look, what's done is done and...

Well, when I got up this morning, there
were all these things that I could think

about. But the one thing I can do
something about is just making sure that

everything is sorted for your new
financial controller when she starts on

Monday.

Really? Yeah, let's start with doing
something constructive.

That is so amazing that you're thinking
of me on a day like today.

Yes, I am.

And here I am.

That is so beautiful.

But all the other shit that I need to
get done today is still waiting, so I've

kind of got to get this done.

Oh, yeah, sorry.

Hey, are you going to be home later?

Yeah.

I'll drop by after I've got everything
else sorted.

That'll be excellent.

See you.

Bye.

Van,

you can't go to work today.

I have to.

I'm fine.

I've got to see this.

Fire, investigate a guy so that he can
talk to the insurance guy. Right.

Hey, um, do you reckon I'll pay out
quick?

They're satisfied it's an accident,
yeah.

Well, I didn't do it on purpose.

I know you didn't. Why would I do that?

I know, man.

Fuck, man, if they're going to get all
shitty about it, they should try having

twins with no kitchen.

You think they won't pay out?

I'm pretty sure it'll look like an
accident.

What do you think?

What, you think it was deliberate?

Maybe. What?

Van wouldn't do that. Not for insurance.
Christ, he never cooked.

He doesn't know a deep fryer from a
bloody lawnmower.

She didn't.

Oh, my God.

That bitch.

Hold on a minute. Who knew about this?

This night and you didn't tell me. I
didn't want to upset you. Upset me? I'll

fucking kill her. Cheryl, leave it. You
expect me to sit on my chuff after this?

Give me the keys. No. No, give me the
keys. No.

We keep an eye on Van and we stay calm
until we've got proof.

All right?

Okay.

Okay.

All right.

You hang with Janie and I'll call you
later.

Morning, Sue. Morning, Greg.

No

one

touches the kit. Bad luck.

Oh, dear.

I have to stay focused.

Do me exercises.

It's all in the treating, you know.

Slight turn here or there makes all the
difference with the Actron 220.

You'll be fine.

I'm not just after a result.

I'm looking for a personal best.

Two minutes fifty.

Way to go.

If anyone can do it, you can.

That chink won't know what hit him. But
I will.

My husband.

A man at the peak of his powers.

Can't get distracted when I'm warming
up. You did say it was all in the

tweaking.

Yep.

That's the action. Alright.

Too hard?

Anything I can do to get you warmed up.

I didn't think pregnant chicks were
supposed to... Shut up.

Does Van know you're down here doing
this?

I didn't know you liked Van.

Well, he's a dickhead.

Well, I got four kids. Like I give a
shit. Listen, lady.

The one I got was Karina Balani.

They say he's got, um, learning
difficulties.

And they reckon that's because of all
the partying she did before she knew she

was knocked up. You think I care about
any of this? Well, I'm just saying.

yeah, you're father of the year.

Shane, you'll be inside soon.

What do you know about that?

Uh, this and that.

Maybe why that happened.

What are you cropping on about?

Van West.

He's the reason.

There is no light, no light outside.

There is no love, no light outside.

Cherie! How nice to hear from you so
soon.

Cut the crap, Gerard.

Well, you called me, so you must want
something.

So what if I do?

We'll be right back.

There's no light Go outside

There's no light

Deep fry.

Yeah, got her a new one. She'll love the
old one, won't she?

Good stuff.

Thanks, Graeme.

Keep trying to call her, man, but it's

like her phone's off or maybe the
battery's dead.

Because then she probably... Where you
been?

Have you heard from Cherie?

No. Oh, shit.

What if she's... Gone into labour. No,
she'd get in touch then.

Hey. Hmm.

Yeah, she's probably just pissed off
about the fire.

She was in bloody labour when I saw her.
Jesus Christ, Sharon, I told you not

to. She needs to know she doesn't mess
with my son and get away with it. What,

you told her that?

She took off in her car before I could
get to her. Give her a good slapping.

Nicky around?

No, he's out meeting with some clients.

You want some tea?

Do you have any vodka?

Are you serious?

My God.

You really do live in your own little
bubble -wrapped world, don't you?

Are you okay?

Sit down, Pascal.

There's a whole lot of shit you need to
know.

Okay.

Especially before you marry my brother.

Like the fact that there's only one
reason he's with you, and that's your

What? You heard me.

Bullshit. It's true.

No. And the reason I know it's true is
because I was standing right next to him

when he came up with the idea of
flicking Loretta and moving on to you.

is crap.

No.

He has never, ever taken any money from
me. He got you to buy him a new car,

didn't he?

And give him a hundred grand.

Yeah, that was all I needed to save
Jethro.

And who exactly were you saving him
from?

From the drug guys, the gang guys.

Friends of Nicky, you mean.

I don't believe you.

Ask him, why don't you?

Why are you doing this? You're his
sister.

Yeah, and we've been close.

And I've done a lot of shit for him.

But lately that's changed.

He's crossed the line and I need to do
something.

But he loves you.

No.

He doesn't.

And you might think that he loves you
and he might pretend that he does.

But it is and has always been about your
money.

Run through the eye of the needle.

Run through the eye of the needle. All

in three.

Does that mean we're good?

You're good.

Don't worry about him.

You're on.

Let's play.

Safe's in here.

And you're on 220.

I'll be standing by.

I don't like to be watched when I'm on
the job.

Right. How long? Best if you'd bugger
off. Five? Three tops?

Okay.

Oakley?

There's a car.

Plenty of woods, guys.

I can't see them from here.

Shit, there's a thing.

What kind of thing?

It's a corpse, man. It's a fucking
corpse.

It's a big old ghost.

Are you sure?

Take a minute, man. Get out. Get out
now.

You're the best. I'm fine. Get out.

Drop your weapon!

Drop your weapon now!

Piss off.

I'm down at the unit. Security called
me. There's been a break -in.

What? Did they take anything?

It's hard to tell.

They left a note. A burglar left a note?

Says 20 packs of excellence have been
tampered with.

Dosed with weed killer.

of an accident. Is it true?

What true?

What Cherie told me today.

That very much depends on what Cherie
told you, doesn't it?

Look, I'm a bit fucking injured here.

I want to know if it's fucking true.

That you never loved me and that you
only got together with me for my money.

Whoa.

Cherie said that.

Oh, so it is true. No, no, no. Listen to
me. She said that you took the hundred

that I paid for Jethro.

That the car...

and that you planned it. Okay, this is
crap, okay?

All of it. Then why would she come
around here and say it?

Because... Because why?

Because she hates you and she's jealous
of you.

But I have only ever been nice to her. I
know, and maybe that's part of the

problem.

You're talented and beautiful and rich,
everything she wants to be.

Look, maybe it's the pregnancy, but
lately...

She's been kind of unhinged.

Really?

I don't want to say this before because
she's my sister, but she's always been

jealous of you and our relationship.

I was worried something like this might
happen.

You're telling me the truth? No, it's
not the truth. She is trying to break us

up.

Are you bullshitting me? I am not.

I swear it.

What did you do?

I was out with those clients and I
tripped getting out of the car.

It's weird of me that you're telling me
the truth. Pascal, I love you.

For you, not your money.

Like I said to you, you can have it off
a wharf for all I care.

That's really nice, Daddy.

It's the spring.

It's nice, Daddy.

You did it, didn't you? Did what?

You know.

No, I don't.

Come on.

Come on, come on, come on.

Enough, Munter. Get off me.

Stop it.

Right this fucking minute.

What the hell is going on here?

Ask him. What?

You did it, didn't you?

I was sitting here and you came in and
started fucking smashing me, man. Not

with me, with Ted.

What? What about Ted?

Ted's gone.

He's history.

And it's all his fault because he's a
fucking narc.

I didn't.

All right? And I'm not.

What are you talking about?

What happened to Ted?

The cops came in. Ted got arrested.

Because they knew.

Grandpa was in on the job.

Yeah. What job?

Yeah, I didn't know Grandpa was doing
it. You were going to do a job. Yeah,

I got kicked off, okay? And I didn't
even want to do it, really.

So you told the fucking... No, look, I
didn't, okay?

It wasn't me.

Oh, you're a dirty knock, and I don't
believe a word you say.

Jesus Christ. Matt, look, I told him I
quit.

Matt!

Who did you tell?

I just don't understand why someone
would do something like this.

It's probably just some kid.

It'd be a prank.

Jethro, we cannot ignore this. Someone
has gotten into the boxes.

And what do you want to do? Check every
single box? Yeah, we have to.

Oh, yay.

Stock take.

Are you kidding?

Whoever did this, I hope they're fucking
happy.

You should have come to us about this.

Mum, I couldn't.

I only did it for Cherie.

And then, and for Munter.

He said the only reason that she got
into crime was because of him. Him.

Nicky.

Gerard wanted to get him for, like, a
real big job, but there weren't any

this one. Nicky was in on the job with
Grandpa.

Look, I didn't know Grandpa was doing
it. Yeah, but Nicky set it up.

Oh.

I'm not saying nothing to no one about
anything anymore.

And I didn't know anything about
nothing.

And I didn't say anything to no one.

Look, all we want to know is who else
was involved in the job.

Because we know you weren't acting
alone.

Fudge -packing Nancy boy, I want to go
back to my cell.

I'll ask the question again.

Who else was involved?

Arse -licking turd muncher.

Okay.

Interview concluded at 07 .50.

Why don't you go grab a coffee?

I'll stay with Ted.

I'm not fed.

Got the bash from bigger pricks than
you. And I still said nothing.

Ted, I'm not going to beat you up.

That's what they all say.

Then it's in with the boot. You'll be
getting that treatment soon enough from

the guys you'll be meeting inside.

The pea heads and gang members.

I'm sure it was different in your day,
but now... Stuff you, lard boy.

How long are you going to last in there,
Ted?

Don't pretend you care.

Well, I was thinking we could come to
some kind of agreement.

I'm not paying you off.

Good, because I don't take bribes.

But how long will you be away?

What, seven to ten, if you're lucky?

And what does he get?

I know Nicky Gregan was behind this job.

Now, all you have to do is talk to me.

Information leading to an arrest.

Is that what you want?

That's all I want.

Oh, Jesus!

There's your answer.

That's not how I do it.

Never have.

Never will.

I want to go back to my cell.

It'll be my pleasure.

Let's go.

They won't let me see him.

That's because he's under arrest.

Nonsense.

He's the best in the business.

And he was caught doing the business.

Still needs his breakfast.

No, you know the drill.

You're not going to be able to see him
until after he's appeared on Monday.

All we're here to bring Lefty down is
breakfast.

I had an arrangement with the desk
sergeant. I used to let him cop a field.

Yeah, well, things have changed quite a
bit in the last few years. Not for the

better.

Nairie, why don't you wait at home?

If we hear anything, we'll give you a
call.

All right.

See if you can get this to him.

Me?

You used to work here, didn't you?

He was caught in the act. There's
nothing to argue about.

I know.

And you can keep the old prick.

Okay.

I'm here about my son.

My stepson Van in the camp. You've been
playing with him.

Oh, don't know about that. Cut the
bullshit.

I know how it works with informants.

So you know we don't talk about
informants.

Although, if Van was one, he'd be worse
than useless because he's a retard.

Don't you say that.

Well, you're not going to tell me he's a
genius.

He's a simple soul, but he's a good one.
So you stay away from him and the rest

of my family.

Your family?

You heard me.

Well, I don't need Van or any of your
family.

I've got much better sources.

We're off to the park. You want to come?

I'm waiting for a call.

Where you get at the park.

I'm going to go look for her, sure.

Where are you going to look for her? I
don't know.

Is your family always like this?

Like what?

Oh, it's kind of chaotic.

Well, no, normally it's quite quiet,
actually.

Unless there's a party.

Are you there, you fucker?

OK. You're meant to be in jail.

Yeah, I got bail.

No thanks to you, scumbag.

Hey, look, we have a baby here.

Yeah, and he's a fucking narc. And
everybody knows that.

Well, they can't. You know, I'm not.

Well, that's not what your missus told
me.

Cherie. What, you got some other missus?
No.

You shit.

Hey, guys, guys, stop it.

Get off me. Hey, guys.

Hey, stop it.

What are you doing?

He's a nut.

I don't care what he is. Now, you take
your skinny white ass out of here or

ruin it for life.

Hello, baby in the house?

What? I'm not going because I'm scared.
Piss off.

And when I come back, you are so fucking
dead, Van West.

Hey, Floyd.

Yeah. Yeah.

That's my name.

But only part of my name.

You don't know any part of my name.

Is it someone?

It's vengeance.

There were cops that raided my house
today. Look at the stolen liquor.

Well, fortunately, it wasn't there. But
imagine the unhappiness of Mrs. Fellani,

who was hosting a Bible -selling group
at the time. Okay, there's no good.

but it wasn't me. This is not what is
written on the wall of the men's bogs at

the Rusty Nail. It's told by your
girlfriend.

What? So now... Along from the baby,
okay?

Hello, Jenny.

Big and bunny.

We'll take this outside.

Probably best we go to the park, eh?

Come on.

We'll get it. OK.

Thanks, Cheryl.

Oh, you fucking bastard!

Mum, what are you doing?

Come on, love, you need to get dressed.

We need to get out of here.

No! The cops will be on their way any
minute. And you, you shit. If you

my family in any more of your crap. Mum,
stop it. Grandpa just got arrested

doing a job he set up.

Grandpa got arrested?

Trying to rob a Chinese guy.

Oh, my God.

But come on, love, we need to get out of
here. He says you're on business.

Business, my ass. Mum, can you go now?
Love, I'm not bullshitting you. Mum, can

you just go home? I'll call you. No.
Mum, go home. I need to talk to Nicky.

trying to get your money back from Tiny
Woo. I didn't ask you to do that. No.

And now Grandpa's arrested.

Well, I tried to get him out, but the
cops... You bastard!

Oh, Pascal.

You told me you weren't doing robberies
anymore. You said you'd stop for me. I

was doing this for you.

Oh, you wound, you prick, you liar.
Pascal, I was.

If you lied about this, what else did
you lie about?

Van?

Where's everyone?

That's a bit hard to say.

Well, where are they?

Well, Loretta's out and there's been
visitors of various sorts.

And all in all, I thought it was safer
to take Jane to the park.

What visitors? Where's Ben?

Okay, well, there was the angry guy off
the tats and the angry Samoan guy.

Oh, Mum.

It's all right, sweetheart.

I give up.

You haven't finished.

They're pills, Loretta.

They look like pills, and none of the
packs I've found are being tampered

The point is to work out if any packs
are missing.

I'm shagged and I need a coffee.

Oh, yeah, that'll go down well in court
when someone parks it. The latte defect.

I'm with him.

This is bullshit.

There are three packs missing from this
box.

Yeah, well, maybe someone took them and
chucked them.

Yeah, or maybe they're already in shop.

Jesus, Loretta. Whoever's done this
doesn't have much of a head start, so we

recall our shelf product and trash
what's here.

Trash it?

Start again.

Holy fuck. If even one person gets
sick... What about Australia? Australia

sink into the ocean because its delivery
of excellence is late. But our business

might. We won't have a business if
someone dies, Hayden. Shut up!

Hey, Mum.

You need to come home.

Uh, wee bit busy right now, Mum. I need
you all home now.

Where were you last night?

I went to go out.

This was in the rubbish.

And there was a thing on the radio about
some robbery.

Somebody being in custody.

It's Ted.

You were there.

I wasn't robbing no one. I was just
looking out. That means you're still a

of it. How can you do this to me?

It's like jumping right in the middle of
the Bahama Triangle.

There is no triangle.

You just got off going to jail.

Why would you risk everything for some
stupid robbery?

I was helping my mates, all right?

Jesus! Because that's what guys do, and
I wanted to feel like a real guy. You

are a real guy.

I'm not, okay? You are.

Because sometimes I feel like you're too
much of a guy.

I'm not.

What's that?

It's a result.

Of what? Of the tissue you made me take,
and they say I can't do it.

The reason we can't have kids, it's me.

Because my sperm are useless and they
don't even swim.

I'm a guy who's not a guy.

Oh, Manta.

So you might as well dump me, free me,
or the cops are going to come, but it

doesn't matter.

Oh, baby.

We've got idiots after Van because he's
a narc.

We've got a robbery that's gone tits up.
We've got Ted at the cop shop.

We've got problems with you lot.

Van's gone AWOL and Cherie is missing.

I might give Jane her bath.

You don't have to do that.

Well, you're all a bit busy here and
I've just run it.

That'd be great, thanks.

Hang on.

Cherie is gone?

Yeah, maybe.

This is not a disaster. We should be
celebrating.

And you haven't heard from her? No.

I don't know why she wouldn't even just
call.

And why should she be saying that shit
to people, man?

It's like she hates me.

I know the feeling, mate.

Hey, you got to tell Munter that it
wasn't me that went to the cops.

Yeah, I know it wasn't you.

Yeah, there was only one person I
trusted.

I knew everything about the job.

In my experience, it usually comes back
to revenge, love, or money.

Getting Grandpa arrested wouldn't get
her rich.

Oh, shit.

You're probably going to hate me for
this once again, but have you checked

bank account recently?

No.

We call the bank, and then we call the
cops.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, oh, my God.

Okay, she's a bitch, all right? I get
that.

Why would she do this?

She's fucking with our heads, man. We
can't exactly call her and ask. Now

a wanted criminal, but yes, she hates us
enough to do this. She hates you.

You're not exempt. Look, she wouldn't
have had time to do this. What if she's

doing it right now?

Loretta. Jethro, we cannot take this
risk.

It's going to cost us.

thousands to recall. Yes, that's what
she wanted.

And you'd just roll over and go with
that, would you? We don't have a choice.

Fuck, you've gone soft.

Soft? Yeah, soft. I am being rational,
responsible. You and the tree hugger are

such good people, aren't you? Oh, come
on, Jethro. Even you are not this much

a wanker. You would really risk someone
getting sick. Our business going under.

All right.

Company vote. We recall.

And you have to do this, and it is not
about Graham.

Yeah, okay, we'll do it. Two to one,
both carried.

Thanks, Case. Talk to you later.

They haven't seen Van, but that's not
surprising.

Christ.

I'm most bothered they don't find him.

I will find him, okay? You look after
Pascal.

Think the cops will get the money back?

Depends on where the accounts are, how
much he's withdrawn already.

Call me when you find him.

I will.

Come on, love.

Eat your egg.

I'm trying to get my throat full dry.

This is where she was with Van. She
slept right here. Come on,

love.

He said that she hates me. Who did?

Nicky. Oh, love, don't think about that
now.

And she said he only wanted me for my
money. Oh, shh, love.

Do you think she took the money to give
it to him?

I don't know, love.

No, no, no.

You're going to drink your tea, eat your
egg and get a good night's sleep so you

can talk to the fraud squad in the
morning.

Come on.

Come on.

Eat.

Good girl.

Yes, you can.

Come on, take a bite.

Oh, no.

Oh, sweetheart.

Forget about him.

Forget about her.

You seen Van?

Will this be Van West the Narc?

Apparently you chased him out of his
house this afternoon.

Yeah, I lost him. He was too bloody
fast.

He never did anything to you, Filani.

Tell that to Mrs. Filani. I'd be happy
to.

Then what about me?

You don't think the cops would have got
you eventually the way you were poncing

about?

Are you calling me a ponce?

What about dickhead?

The next time I see Van, he'll be
shitting teeth out his arsehole.

Do your bail terms include drinking,
threats to kill and associating with

bastards?

Are you threatening me? Who are you
calling a bastard?

Filani, if anyone shopped your boo scam,
it wasn't Van.

It was Cherie.

You should tell these fellas.

Because they're pretty paranoid right
now.

Well, maybe you should tell them that
this is all horse shit.

Van doesn't even know these pricks.

And he'd never do this to you.

Maybe.

Well, don't listen to him. You stay out
of it.

Yeah, well, you're not talking me
around.

Ask what?

You stay away from Van.

You hear?

Come back, Wayne.

I thought I might be able to find
something with her old address from

Found that.

It's where she used to work.

Damn. You can help, eh?

It's probably best we leave this to the
cops.

The cops?

No, no, I want them here.

Probably not the best idea, Mum.

There's a lot of people really pissed
off with him. Yeah, well, they can deal

with me then.

They can deal with a bit of peace and
quiet.

Jethro agrees with me.

Oh, Jethro does.

He's not a complete shithead.

Hospitals. What?

I'll call all the hospitals in the North
Island and the South Island. There's

all the islands.

Van.

Well, she has to have the baby
somewhere, right?

She'll need help and...

Maybe she'll want to come back.

Cherie's wanted for stealing all of
Pascal's money, Van.

The last place she's going to come back
to is here.

Come on.

You give it back?

Van.

She's dropped the bomb on all of us,
mate.

Including you.

The only reason she'd do that is if she
never wanted to see any of us ever

again.

What about the babies?

They're not yours, Van.

Don't start this shit, man. Not again.

I know how much you wanted them, mate.

I know how much you wanted them to be
yours, but... That's

because you're you.

You silly little idiot.

No, no, no, I'm not.

You're a great guy, man.

The best, okay?

And that fuck... Cherie was... She was

more than happy to take advantage of
that, okay?

I love to chat.

I love to chat.

I know you don't, mate.

So far...

Come on, babe.

I don't want to go.

It's going to be enough.

You'll be safe.

Have a rest.

You here?

Oh, cool. I promise.

Hi everyone As you can see we have a
slight problem today

and that is why the police are here and
they're getting information from the

computers

And that's why they don't want you to
touch anything.

And that's why I think that we should
have a day off today and come back in

tomorrow and everything will be good.

Yay!

That's great.

So, um, let's just let the nice police
officers get on with their job, eh?

Go away.

Hey, girl.

I don't want to speak to you. I don't
want to look at you ever again.

Except were you in on it?

The job?

No, not the stupid job. What she did.

I'm pretty confused here.

Oh.

And how do you think I felt to find that
every single dollar that I ever had is

now gone to various accounts and names
and bogus suppliers and the cop said

she's been planning it for ages and then
on Friday she took out 50 grand in

cash?

Sure you did that?

Oh, are you just really surprised or are
you pretending?

I didn't know.

Okay, I swear it.

Well, that's just fantastic.

Pascal, I am so sorry.

But you didn't do this.

It's kind of my fault.

You just said that you didn't do this. I
said Cherie has issues with you and me,

and she maybe feels I betrayed her.

Al, you're her brother. I know, but...
What kind of fucked up relationship do

you guys have? Okay, it's not what you'd
call normal, but I betrayed her when I

fell in love with you.

That's great.

I love you.

I do.

And I will get your money back.

Okay? And we can sort this.

Yeah, we will.

We can.

No.

Good boy, you're over.

And you don't come near me ever again.

So just piss off and let me pack.

I said go!

So go!

And it's