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Mum, their new business is dealing drugs.

The party pill.

Where's your brother? Which one? The one you're dealing this shit with.

From my premises. It's safe and we've all tried it.

My little girl does not hang out with druggies. What?

I have rules, you know I do. It's fine that you've got your rules, but we're

breaking them.

Okay, and when you calm down, hopefully you'll see that.

Wayne. Wayne, I'm bleeding.

Poor Cheryl.

Yeah, suck big time.

You know, sometimes I imagine what it would be like if we lost our baby.

Except we don't have a baby to lose. No, I mean, you know, the opportunity to

have our baby, which we will soon. We are taking every opportunity known to

mankind or animal kind.

We just have to face the fact that you're most likely going to jail and

running out.

No, we've got heaps.

So I've been thinking that maybe I should get some tests.

Tests? No, no way.

Just to make sure everything's okay.

Yeah, I'll be out in a year or so. Please, honey.

I just want to make sure everything's working.

Okay. Okay?

Yeah, but the thing is, if I get them done, then you have to too.

Me? No way.

Months. It's the rules.

There's nothing wrong with either of us. Okay, you're right for babies, you're

young.

And fit.

And incredibly spunk.

I mean it.

We're going to be sweet with this.

Yeah.

See, there's this funny thing that I need to tell you.

You remember my birthday last year?

Yeah, you're 31st. It was tough. We were apart, but that's all in the past now.

Yeah.

So the funny thing is, is I was really turning

38.

Yeah, good one.

No, it's true. I was.

Yeah, right. There's no way you're 38. No, I am mother.

I'm 38.

And you think it's funny?

It'll happen sooner or later.

I'm really sorry to hear about this cervical incompetence. Yeah, that wasn't

problem.

Well, that's really good, isn't it? I mean, you're hardly ever incompetent at

anything. Except this.

Your mum might need a hand, Loretta. I'm fine.

Great. Okay.

You're back.

Missed you too, Ted.

Cheryl. Flanny.

My breast is moist from weeping over your sad loss.

Allow me to offer my sincere condolences.

Flanny. The loss of a child for a woman of your rich years.

It's not unusual.

My auntie, solo, solo.

Flanny, baby's OK.

Baby's OK?

We shall drink to the health of your very fertile womb and a fine son for

Mr Judd. I've got the derby.

We should get you to bed, eh? No, no. This chair will be fine.

Yeah, I don't think that's the definition of bed rest.

Mrs West.

Yeah? Your grandma's home.

Come here, you.

Cheryl. Oh, for God's sake, I'm sitting down.

Oh, my God, you are filthy.

Yeah, I knew Apprentice had a choice time in the builder's mix.

What the hell was she doing on a building site?

She even tried to use the ram set gun, but I said no.

She was meant to be with Cherie.

Ah, yeah, but Cherie got busy, so she gave Jane to Van, who got caught to this

big, rancid toilet overflow, so he gave Jane to me.

Thanks, Aaron. So, Mrs. West, how's the incontinence?

Aaron. It's tough, eh? My nana had it. But now she uses the pads.

Fuck, Spiller.

Yeah. Well, anyway, I've got to go see a man about a very old dog.

Good. Hey, you keep it clenched, Mrs. West.

Come on, Newt.

Let's give you a bath.

No, no, I'll do it. Oh, come on, Wayne. It is just a bath.

You are lucky to be home. Sit down. I'll do it.

Hayden, you still good to meet those guys from Christchurch?

Yeah, locked and loaded.

Okay.

Any progress on the name?

Final Frontier, yes. And now I even have a map for all the potential outlets.

We have to go to the hospital right now.

Why? Well, I was trying to organise Mum some more flowers and the ward said she

was no longer there. What if she's in intensive care?

Fuck. Terrible. I'm telling you, Nick, she's at home.

Since when?

Since this morning. She arrived as I was leaving.

You could have fucking told us.

So?

So what?

How is she?

Uh, you didn't ask her.

Well, she's a bit grumpier than usual. I don't know.

Oh, this is all my fault.

Well, our fault for what we said.

Actually, you said. Uh, you said he was great.

Yeah, but that was before. She has an incompetent cervix. How is that our

It's placenta previa. It's worse.

Oh, OK, and you'd know? Yeah, cos I called her.

Come on, Jethro, don't pretend like you'd actually give a shit if she lost

other baby.

Hey, fuck off.

If she lost this baby, it would be terrible. Mum has heaps of kids. Can't

just get on with our lives? Oh, yeah.

I'm just saying what we're all thinking, which is that she's nearly 100, so

what's the big deal? That's an awful thing to say.

Even for you. Oh, yeah, and if any of you were actually being honest, you'd

agree with me? What?

I love my mother.

Yeah, I know you do. Yeah, and so do I, just as much. Oh, great, it's

competition. Yeah, well, count me out.

Jesus. Fuck off.

How could you leave Jane with Aaron Spiller?

I thought she was with Van. She was eating sand and nails at a bloody

site. I got really busy at work, Cheryl.

How was it there?

It was great.

You know, she's fine.

Jane's fine.

Things are fine.

Just relax, okay? Christ.

Cheryl, you should go to bed, eh? I don't want to go to bed.

I've been in bed for three days.

Hi, Mum.

Oh, look. Look what the cat dragged in.

Hey, it's great to see you at home.

Mum, we just wanted to say that we are really sorry about what happened and you

nearly lost your baby. Well, I didn't.

You can forget about it.

Well, if you need anything, we are totally here for you, OK?

Yeah. Anything at all. Just name it. What makes you think I want your help?

I could take Jane. I thought I made myself clear on that. Yeah, yeah, you

We're fine.

Thanks. Mum.

No.

Get your piece.

I'm going to bed.

I've nothing more to say to them. They were offering help.

I'm fine.

I'm not dead.

When the doctor said total rest, did you think she was joking?

No, I'm not good at that.

If that's what the doctor said will get her through, then maybe you have to.

There's a lot of shit to do. And that shit will get done, but not by you. We

work from home.

Cheryl! Look, Cherie's obviously not coping.

Cherie's doing fine.

And if people want to help you, like her and the kids... Fuck them!

You fight this, and you'll be back in hospital before you can say placenta

previa grade four.

And you know what that could mean.

for once in your life, could you just take it easy?

Like

this

dude that I know. Bought this mint V8.

Five -speed transmission, mag, 386. Had it two days.

Starts pissing smoke.

What? Well, it's like with Casey, yeah? It's like, you bored, I've done it.

Why, Casey?

Yeah, but you've invested your life into this chick that's going to be 40 while

you're still in your 20s. Look, I don't want to talk about it.

How come you're not working this through with the bandinator?

Me and Ben, we're...

On a break. No way. How come? I don't want to talk about that either. But

big, though, bro, because you and Van like best mates.

Maybe I could talk to Van.

He knows all about riding an older chick. I mean, Cherie.

She has got a great pair of overhead cams, but I reckon there's a fair bit of

piston slap down below, eh? Aaron, shut up.

Okay.

You're going to have to dump her. It's the only way to save face, bro. Fuck me!

But once they start pissing smoke, that's all I'm saying.

He didn't even come home.

Well, it's not, like, totally late.

Maybe you should be there in case he turns up.

Oh, God, I'm such a fool.

No, it is an honest mistake, and sometimes when people get older, their

just get mixed up. It wasn't a mistake.

I wanted him to think that I was young and hot.

So I didn't kind of say.

Maybe you're just overreacting.

Oh, you should have seen his face.

He looked at me as if to say, you wrinkly old hag.

No, but someone of your age, you were looking great.

Yeah, but what if I can't give him kids?

38!

Munter will pull his head in.

You think?

Yeah. Oh, Nicky, did I wake you? As it happens, no.

Your mum.

Mum?

Hey, um, I've just, uh, spoken to Jethro, and, um, I didn't mean what I

To Jethro?

No, to all of you. It was, it was, um, well, it was great that you came round.

And I shouldn't have said that you dobbed us in, because it wasn't you.

No, no, it's fine, Pisgah. And you almost lost your baby, my new little

or sister.

But I'm okay now.

And...

I could do with a hand.

Yes, Mum, I'm totally there for you. I'll see you tomorrow.

Mum likes me.

She likes me, kid.

When I come back there, it better be empty.

Yes, Nurse.

Hey, we're out of here.

I appreciate it.

That's no trouble.

You know she can stay with me till you're back on your feet.

And you don't have to worry about the drug thing.

Okay. Bye -bye, sweetheart.

Let's go, baby -o.

Hey, Mum.

Wow.

I put mine in a bath.

They're beautiful.

So what can I do?

A load of washing would be good.

Okay.

You can help.

I just need a word with Death Row first, hon.

Okay.

Yeah,

keep an eye on Cherie. Make sure she's not dropping the ball.

Me? Yeah, you're in the next door unit, so you can go and get the account books

you've built.

Hold on.

So does this mean you're cool with the excellent thing now?

You promised me.

Yep. I promise.

And don't call away, all right?

You're a good boy, Jethro.

I hear you didn't make it home last night.

I mean, Munter's got nothing to go home to.

Munter, she's 38, not 308.

Age is just a number.

Pretty big number, did I ask you?

We don't need your advice, Nicky G.

Munter and I have discussed this, and he knows what he needs to do.

What's that?

Let her go.

Back to the old folks' home.

Aaron, you do us a favour.

Shut the fuck up.

Stay cool, white man.

Casey had a secret.

But she's still your wife.

She still loves you. She lied to me.

And she regrets that.

You love her, Munter, so what's the big deal?

I was in love with Casey when he was 31.

Now people are going to be talking cradle snitching. You care what other

think?

Maybe. I think a good guy like you wouldn't care about some stupid shit

this.

If you love her, you'll forgive her.

That's what a real man would do.

Another? Is he saying you're not a real guy?

You should give him a smack for that.

Eric, shut it.

Excuse me, that's my desk.

Funny, I thought it was Cheryl's.

She wanted to see some paperwork.

Cheryl can ask me if she... Well, she asked me.

Listen, asshole, you can't just... You want me to tell her that the place was

wide open with no one here when I got here?

Or do you want me to tell her that you were here, hard at work?

Hey. What are you doing? I need those projections.

No, no, it was Gabe.

I'm taking off Cheryl's hands while she's laid up. I know. Is she wanting?

Very funny. You're supposed to be meeting those guys from Christchurch. I

I know. I'm getting the stuff for them now.

And Jane's going to be your new rave accessory.

Yeah, let's take a clubbing.

It's all in hand. Nadine's looking after her.

Nadine? What, you got a problem with that?

No. Good.

Because Nadine's at my house a lot, and so is Jane, and they get on because, I

don't know, Nadine likes kids.

But yeah, it's all good.

naughty, aren't you?

Hardly. Well, Wayne would make me take that off you, but as soon as you're

down I suppose it's okay.

Is that what she's up?

Yeah.

I'm just trying to get stuck in before the whole place falls apart.

I so admire you, Mum.

Me? Why?

The way that you're still just handling everything and the way that you know all

about rules and red tape.

Department of Labour's still on your back, are they?

Yes. But, you know, it'll be okay.

But I definitely have a little bit to learn about business.

I'm really sorry if I made your placenta go prettier.

Oh, honey, don't be silly. It wasn't your fault. These things happen.

Is that what happened to, um, baby Helena?

No. Is it because you're oldish?

It can happen to anyone.

Well, I still think you are a total inspiration.

How are we going?

Oh, um, I'm just showing Mum some new designs for best bag ever. Cool, eh?

They are amazing, hon. They're brilliant.

Right, well, I'll get dinner on.

I'll help.

Now, I will do the cooking because you're an expectant father and you

relax so you should go to the pub.

Hi,

Pascal speaking.

Hey, is Loretta there?

Yes, hi Hayden. She is right here, slobbing on the couch.

What? Hey, I'm already heading into town. I think I've left Janie's blanket

your office.

So? So, can you go and get it for her?

Do you really want me to drive all the way back into town? Then all the way to

your house for a stupid piece of chewed up wool?

If she needs it, all right, it's your office. Please just go and do it.

Oh, my God, has something happened to Jane's blankie? Yeah, it's an

international crisis.

Well, she can't sleep without it? Well, you can pick it up then.

No, I'm cooking for Mum.

Oh, it's all good. I've got takeaways.

I'm full of MSG.

Jethro, would you like the honour of picking up Jane's blankie from the

and taking it to Hayden's house?

It's off.

You can do it. We're busy here.

Wayne! Go and do it. It's not like you're helping out around here.

Go!

Where have you been?

Thinking.

Why did you lie to me?

It wasn't so much a lie, you know, as a not saying thing.

Well, why didn't you say?

Because I want you to think that I'm young and hot and sexy.

You are, apart from the young bit.

But if you'd known, you know, before we got it on, that I was way older than you

thought I was.

Would you still have wanted to be with me?

Maybe not.

I see.

And that would have made me a first -rate dickhead.

And I would have been like one of those dickheads who thinks it matters.

And I would have missed out on the most amazing, sexy, beautiful chick.

Keith, I don't care if you're older than the Egyptian pyramids. I love you,

baby.

You really mean that?

So you should probably get those tests done before I go away.

Oh, God.

I love you so much.

Oh, babe.

a lot. Yeah, I know.

How would you know? You've got your headphones on.

It's part of sleep training. We meant to leave her to cry.

Really?

Because she has to learn how to go to sleep by herself.

She drops off eventually, though.

This will help, though. It's hard.

You should give it to her, then.

I will.

I thought you'd leave. Yeah, not the vodka bottle that can stay here. Hey, I

told you. Yeah, and it's horseshit. You're off your tits.

You can't come in here. You don't need to be looking after a kid.

And what do you know about that?

Well, fuck all, but I know a liability when I see one.

I'm having a drink. Oh, yeah?

Well, how many of these?

Hey, this isn't your house, and you're not welcome, so you can piss off now.

Now, you know what?

You...

I'd have bear with Ted downstairs.

How'd she get these?

Wayne... I asked him to.

Do you think I can have a word?

Sure.

What?

Why don't you just get a knife and cut her open? Oh, come on, Wayne. No, you

might as well. Look, she needs something to keep her busy or she'll go crazy,

OK?

That's how my mother works.

Oh, you want to play favourites? You win, pretty boy.

Do you know what could happen if she has the bleed? That baby could die and she

could fucking die.

She knows this? Of course she knows this.

She just doesn't want to listen.

And the fact is that could be months before she goes back to work. And the

sooner she realizes that, the better... What is going on?

Reading accounts and booking forms is hardly running a bloody marathon.

Would it be so bad if you just let some of this go? Let Cherie run it.

You know what? I'm not your prisoner, and you're not a bloody cop anymore.

I'm not your enemy, Cheryl.

Yeah, yeah, I know.

Do you not want this baby? Is that what this is about?

What?

Oh, I'm just starting to wonder, is all. How dare you?

It's not some game, Cheryl. This is not some competitor that you can just

bulldoze out of the way. I worked hard for that. You know I have. It's Nick and

Cheryl!

No matter what way you look at it, it's knickered. And the thought of losing you

and our child over fucking knickered.

Well, that was the breaks of my heart, that one.

You've got your blankie. What more do you want?

Look, for God's sake, please, please just go to...

Please just shush, okay?

Kids are good.

And you're not a bad bugger.

She's a good breeder, our snotty pants.

As long as you keep your pecker out of there, you don't want to stir up any

trouble. Thanks, Ted.

Ah, the sacrifices you make, eh?

Me, on the other hand, I'm off to throw Nairie over my knee.

Wednesday's hanky -spanky night.

Bottoms up.

I want the baby so much.

I know.

I shouldn't have said that.

No.

No, you were right.

I have to make some changes.

And I will.

Eh? Where's Nadine?

You arsehole.

You left Jane with that spinner. Jane's fine. I've checked on Jane. She is now

after I listened to her screaming for two hours straight.

What, did you feed her?

Huh?

Did you give her her bottle?

Oh, my God.

Are you still out of it? It was a big night.

Oh, hello.

I was out with the clients. What do you expect?

How are you meant to look after Jane?

Well, Nadine was supposed to look after Jane. That's why she stayed at home.

Except she's not even here.

You prick.

How could you fucking do this to me?

What are you doing?

What are you going to take, Jack?

with me than she is with you.

Loretta!

Loretta!

Loretta!

Jesus, Mary and Joseph.

Where's Pascal?

Not here.

Where is she?

Gone round to see Cheryl.

Shit! What am I meant to do with this?

Why are you asking me?

Well, Pascal's good with her. Yeah, so is Cheryl. Mum is a cripple right now

she would freak out if she knew what was going on.

What about her dad?

Her dad's a dickhead.

Well, I'd love to help, but I've got a boxing class.

Yeah, well, good for you.

Could be just the thing, you know, finally getting to know your daughter.

up!

There you go.

Oh, Tara, love, you're doing great.

Well, vitamin D is so what you need.

Love, you know how you said you wanted to help?

Uh -huh.

You know, you want to learn more about the business.

And I will.

Yep. I've been thinking of asking someone to take over Hoochie.

Take over as in? Look after it.

Take it on.

And you want me?

Well, I'm just testing the waters, you know. Oh my God, that is so amazing.

It's a big ask, I know. No, Mum, I would be so honoured. Really?

You haven't always been a big fan of hoochie in the past.

Well, there was more a question of taste or lack of taste, but, Mum, it could be

really great. Like, I could move best bag in.

Best bag?

We could maybe, like, give away a free seven acres with the bag.

The overnight bag? Well, as I say, I'm just, you know, testing the waters.

Yeah, and I'm just thinking, but, Mum, this could be great.

So,

how's it going with the old dunga?

Who do you think you're talking about?

Did you give her the flick?

Only an idiot would dump a woman as hot as Casey.

Oh, OK. Well, no, that's cool, you know, if you're into an older lady, you know.

The cougar?

She's my wife, and I'll do whatever it takes, even if it means taking the test.

What test?

Fidelity something or other?

Fidelity! Woo!

Don't wait!

Keep it down, all right? That old man spoofing in the cup.

What? Well, you know, you have to go into the little room, look at some

stroke it up and... In the loving cup. Don't you just mind whacking off onto my

leg? Well, unless I'm only miming, you'll be whacking off in public with

old nurses looking through the keyhole.

Happy to come along, my friend. Hold your hand, so to speak. Check out some

the mags. Maybe give one of the nurses a bit of action.

Shit, man, I thought it was like a blood test. I said I'll do it today.

Well, you don't have to do it at the clinic. You can do it at home, then

it down there.

How come you know all this?

What are best mates for but to know shit and to be there for their best mate?

And if he ain't got a van to talk to?

Jane? Jane, you're not meant to eat the spoon.

Give me.

What the hell do you want?

Thought you might need this.

You've got a hell of a nerve. Come on, Loretta.

You can't stay up all night getting ripped when you're looking after a kid.

Oh, wow, the gospel of parenting according to Loretta West. Cut the shit,

Hayden. You know you've fucked up here. It was a one, sir, all right?

And to be fair, I didn't realise you were going to kick out Nadine. I had to

kick out Nadine! Bad form, and I've had a word with her. If Mum knew what you'd

done, she would cut your balls off. Okay, yes, okay, all right?

But can we work together on this one, Loretta, please?

It was a one, sir.

I swear.

A baby's meant to like rice.

Well, they don't all get into nasi goreng, but you know.

So you want me to take her?

Okay.

But only because I think she's filled and happy.

Hello, princess.

Come to daddy, eh?

It's nice to meet you, Kia. No, I don't. I bet.

No.

Hi, Mum. What's up?

What are you up to?

Me? Nothing.

I can see the whole street from here.

So, what's so urgent?

How do you feel about taking over Hootsie Mama?

Me run Hootsie? Yeah.

It's got a good brain on you. You know how to run things.

I know we've had our differences in the past, but I really think it could work.

You and me selling underwear?

Yeah, I'm serious.

What do you think? It's a good company. No, it's not.

You what? Mum, okay, how do I put this?

It's really kind of you to offer, but there are many things that I would

do than run Hootsie, like... put my hand in a blender, or listen to the

Backstreet Boys on repeat all day.

Hold on. Mum, I am the last person that you would want to run hoochie, okay?

Even if it wasn't a total dog, a barking dog, which hit it?

Can you believe it?

What I can't believe is that you'd say that to her. Oh, come on. It is the

poison chalice. It is the turd with sprinkles on top. She's a woman on her

bed. There's nothing wrong with her brain. And anyway, what's wrong with

honest? Jesus Christ, Loretta.

Could I have a word?

Yeah, sure.

I'm not just leaving anyone.

What you did was very uncool. I did what anyone would have done. You did it to

try and mess things up with me and Hayden. Oh, God.

You think it's not completely obvious you want him back? I don't want him

Wake up, honey. It's never going to happen.

He and I, we get on. We understand each other. We have a good time. Oh, my God.

Are you still loaded?

Excellence does not make you loaded. You are truly sad and pathetic.

You are so ignorant.

The whole point of excellence is that you can take it all the time.

Which we do, me and Hayden. It makes everything clearer.

Which is how I know that he doesn't want you back and he never will.

You sure you don't want to hear it? My life, something for me has got to do on

its own.

I'm so proud of you. Thank you very much. Okay, Casey, Casey, Casey, go, go,

Only me, big fella? Shit, man, you're early.

I'm your driver, bro. I can't be late.

What if you come quickly?

I don't come quickly. All right, we've only got 30 minutes before your jizz

curdles, bro. We've got to get them to the clinic before those little swimmers

drown. What's he going to do?

Pour you some support material.

Black backdoor action.

Check this one out.

Ginger Minj.

Whole magazine dedicated to redhead pussy.

Oh, gotta love it.

At least put some music on. Hey, you won't even know I'm here.

Does that work?

Look, lifting nothing heavy.

The kids are coming over for a family discussion tonight.

After that, the kitchen's all yours, okay?

Sounds good.

The clinic shuts real soon.

I'm not going to get there, Aaron, if I keep hearing your voice.

Well, what if you imagine I'm someone else?

Who? Well, how about Van?

Would that make you feel more comfortable?

Are you saying we're gay?

No, no, no, no, no. But, like, imagine he's encouraging you to be really

Some real man's porno, you know? Like a hot movie with Angelina or Keira, you

know? And he's going, you know...

Go, Munter. Go, Munter. Go.

Stroke it, baby.

Come on.

And stroke it. And stroke it. And stroke it. Yeah, stroke it, Munter. You can do

it, baby. Stroke it.

Yeah, and stroke it. And stroke up and down. Stroke it. And stroke it. Woo!

That's it. Doing it for you?

Keep it warm, man. Cup your hands around it.

The thing about pussies is they're warm on the inside.

Oh, fuck, man, it's leaking.

Yeah, about that.

Holy sick motherfucker!

You know, it's just great having my family around me.

Who's that place called then?

Van, but he got a call out. I think Hayden is coming too.

Why is he not here?

Since when did you care about Hayden, bloody Peter?

I don't.

Maybe James has fallen asleep.

Anyway, as you guys know, I've finally had the face back

and hand over Hitchy Mama.

Since when?

Since today. It's okay, honestly.

And it would really mean a lot to me if it stayed in the family.

Now, I know that some of you don't think that much of Hoochie, but fortunately

you don't all feel that way, and some of you can see that it's got potential and

are keen to make the most of it.

Which is why I've handed it over to Jethro.

Jethro? Mm -hmm.

Why?

Look, Mum, I know how much it means to you.

I'll do my best with it.

I promise.

Wow, you've finally figured out a way to get into Mum's knickers.

Excuse me.

Sarah Grant.

Nah, she was never that interested.

Well, I was, and you asked me first, and what does he know about women's

underwear? Probably wore it there, but in his time.

And were you going to talk to me about this? Well, you're still general

That's the point. Nothing's changed.

Well, I think it's wrong.

Sorry, here's to my good son.

He's taking over the business. May he sell hot pants like hot cakes.

Yeah. Cheers, Ron.

Cheers, Mum.

Fertility test.

Good on you. The nurse reckons it was the fullest cup she's ever seen.

Anyways, I just wanted to say thanks for the advice.

No worries.

I'm sorry. It was just one of those emergency situations.

All clean now?

It's not about the cleaning. It's the principle.

A mate doesn't juice in another mate's head air.

But I'm still there for you, and we got it there on time.

Ben.

How's it going?

Yeah, good.

Just had my head down in some guy's toilet.

Actually, it's...

It's good to have you boys together, because something's taken shape.

Let's not talk shoppy.

Tonight's the celebration of the woman in our lives.

Cheers.

Let's drink to them.

Go for it, Paulie.

Go for it.

Aretha. You're expected at dinner.

Yeah.

Yes. Yes, and, um... Jane fell asleep. That's what Mum thinks.

With me.

Out like a lighter.

The magic of the blankie, eh?

How much are you taking?

I'm fine. She said you're using it every day. Is that right?

No.

Not every day.

You... promised me. You said it was a once -up. Jane is asleep, okay? There is

no problem here.

Come on, just relax.

Sit down, okay?

I'll get you a drink. I don't want a drink.

Hayden!

Look at yourself.

Oh, come on.

A chardonnay, a flip at the end of the day, excellent.

What is the difference? The difference is that you are whipped off your tits.

All the time.

When did you become such a nana? This is about Jane.

Jane?

When the fuck did you start caring about Jane?

Jesus Christ, you abandoned her.

You adopted her out and what, now you care about Jane?

Why is that, Loretta?

Is it because I'm finally in a serious relationship?

Serious.

Yeah, well, you and Nadine can do whatever the fuck you like, but right

would not leave a dog in your care.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Do we just classify in mighty bullshit?

Hayden, let go of me.

Let go of me.

If you don't, I will call Cheryl.

I thought you were a fucking hypocrite.

Hey.

Okay.

You're home now.

Look. Here you go.

And look, here's your stupid blankie, so you can go to sleep.

Loretta?

Everything all right?

Um, yeah.

Hayden was unwell, so I... Right. Good on you. No, I had to. I didn't volunteer

or anything.

Right. There's nothing to get excited about, and you definitely can't tell

because I'm the bad child, and we should just keep it like that, OK?

Yeah, OK.

Promise? Yeah, whatever you say.

and bright new worlds they do.