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Holy Christ, man, what the fuck?

Shut the fuck up and leave me alone.

I don't want to touch you, Cherie. I just want you to put some clothes on so

can arrest you. I can make these charges go away.

You mean that?

A little information, that's all I want. You get the charges against Cherie,

drop them.

Do what you want. They've dropped the charges.

They've dropped the whole thing.

So Nadine's made her own egg, good for her.

Except it's legal. Once word gets out, it's definitely going to get classified.

So we've got to sell as many as we can before that happens.

I loved you.

I loved you too. I need you to take me home and fuck me now.

Hello? Ben, how long does it take you to buy a pack of napkins?

I'm on my way.

Are you eating those rusks again?

No. It's awesome, baby.

Ah, shit.

Oh, hot.

Ben, what are the cops doing? Did you pay for those groceries?

Yeah.

I paid for them, all right? Quit hassling me.

Oh, God.

Van.

It's been a while. Officer Gerrard.

How the devil are you?

I'm curious, Van.

To know what you've got for me.

You're Nicky Gregan, right?

Mm -hmm.

I'm all over it, bro. Yeah, yeah. Totally in a big way.

So you've joined his gym.

Yeah.

That's a real good way to keep an eye on him, man, because he's always there.

What have you learned, man?

Learned it's who's keeping an eye on you that you really need to worry about.

You think this is a joke?

What was this for?

Speeding. But I wasn't speeding.

I'll be glad I didn't do you for possession.

Too handy.

I mean, it sucks.

Yeah. Next time I need you, I'll track you down on the rusty nail. How about

that?

All right.

Okay.

Hey, uh, I was just wondering if you had any, uh, you know, jobs you needed

to do?

What sort of jobs?

Well, you know, just after some, um, extra cash, you know?

Yeah, fair enough.

Yeah, with the twins coming and everything?

I'm glad you came to me. It was good to keep it in the family.

Yeah, well, that's what I thought.

We're not talking cleaning toilets, are we?

No, that's not really what I had in mind.

Well, as it happens, there might be something in the wind.

Yeah?

Yeah.

I'll let you know.

Sweet.

All right, I've narrowed it down to two options for the brand.

Oomph. Oomph?

Yeah, oomph. It says go forward, you know, get up and go.

No, it doesn't. It says freaky little people from Willy Wonka's chocolate

factory. They were Oompa Loompas. We're not...

Something called oomph. It's just stupid. What's the other one? Get

As in, take this pill and you will get, or go and get, because there's a big

difference. As in, who put you in charge?

Jethro liked oomph.

Jethro's got no taste.

Jethro should stick to buying pill presses, so when he gets back from

we can start making pills. Yay!

Only, we won't be able to sell them, because they won't have a name. Well,

come up with a name, then. Well, I am not the self -proclaimed marketing

I'm just the girl who wants to start selling and making money.

As if it's that simple.

Isn't it?

We won't be selling anything until I've finished my research.

What research?

If I don't explore the potential contraindicators, there's no way to

the maximum dosage. Sorry, science shit? My second language. Oh, look, we can't

sell something that's got the potential to mess people up. Getting messed up is

the whole point. I don't want blood on my hands because some fool takes too

many. I want to know how many is too many. Cut the dramatics, OK? This is a

happy pill. Just slap a label on the packet that says take one and have a

time.

Feeding time.

Is that geek for let's do lunch?

Nadine's lab rat.

You're not seriously feeding this shit to rats.

You can ask a human to take a handful of unknown pills. They'd have to be

stupid. Well, I know heaps of stupid people, and at least people are actually

humans. Humans being our target market.

I have ethics, Rita. I'm just saying, I could save us a hell of a lot of time.

Can you give me a ride, doll?

Yeah.

Hey, she is a genius, all right? This is her baby, so we're going to do things

her way.

Whatever, doll.

Stick to your knitting, eh?

Hey, bro.

Where you been?

Oh, I just had some stuff to do. Gotta get a beer, man.

Stuff?

Yeah, stuff.

Maybe I do, or maybe I don't.

Nothing you want to tell?

Nope. Don't think so.

It's a sad day when a friend goes behind another friend's back and does things

that he doesn't tell the other friend about.

Are you ripped, bro?

No. And it's pretty low, man. And you ain't said nothing about this shit to

And it is way out of character for you.

You know.

I know.

And I'm processing it.

Fuck.

I'm so sorry, man.

Fuck, I was made to do it, man. I had to. For Cherie.

And then for the baby.

It's a sad day when a man has to join the gym just to satisfy his woman.

The gym? Yeah, you joined the gym. What do you think I was talking about?

The gym, I know.

I should have told you.

You was embarrassed, weren't you?

Yes, I was.

I thought you might think I was going gay or something.

Nah, bro, that's cool. I know you're not gay, because if you were, then... So,

how do you know? Hey, man, show us your gown.

Your sister lives at your gym only, you egg, and she works for my wife. Got it.

Boys, I thought you were bringing home a six -pack.

Hey. Yeah, come on. Lift your shirt. Let's see. Mum.

Come on.

Careful, son.

Like I knew in the can he could squat 300 pounds. Fires like thunder, but

hemorrhoids like a bunch of grapes.

I'm just getting fit. What's wrong with that?

Nothing, Mum.

You know, for my babies?

Carrying two twins around?

Why do they have to be Nickies?

Because it was cheap through Pascal.

Personal trainer, Van.

Checking you applied the thylubricant.

Yep. That thing I said that I might need you for.

It's a go.

Okay, yep.

You should come over.

Tonight? Get here when you can.

Okay. Van!

Get off of me! Are you stressed out about something?

No. Oh, well that's a shame because I've got this really good thing for stress.

What kind of thing? It's this new pill that I'm testing, a herbal thing,

guaranteed to help you relax and give you more focus.

Yeah, so if you take three, hey, let's make it four.

Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it.

And then I jump off the roof, go blind for a week, shit my pants, run round and

get used by the whole school for two fucking years. Go away!

Hey, that was quick. Yeah, well, I'm ready for whatever.

Good, good. Yeah.

You better do a good job, otherwise my shit will hit your fan.

What are you doing here?

I live here. Yes, I know.

And I said I didn't think you were up to it, but Nicky insisted we keep it in

the family, so... So, Pascal wants a job

done.

Problems with the man pad.

We have storage issues.

Yeah, and maybe in guy world, piling shit everywhere is good storage, but not

mine.

I've drawn up what I want.

I'm going to go see Cassie. Have fun.

Don't stuff it up.

Name your price.

Craig can do it.

All right, so this is the job?

Well, yeah.

You know what?

There's a much better man for this job.

Yeah, another tall guy, the Gooch. He's a mean carpenter. I thought you wanted

the work. Yeah, I do.

Van, you came to me.

Yes, I know, but this is very technical.

Dude, I was kind of after something a little less toolish, a little more

under the table.

Jesus. Ben, why didn't you just say? Well, because I didn't want to put you

the spot.

That's cool.

Come see me tomorrow.

Yeah? I might have just the thing.

Grandpa?

What if... I told you that I have an all -natural herbal pill that incorporates

the benefits of Viagra and ecstasy.

You'd be keen to try it, right?

If it's natural, it'll be this week.

It's not. I don't need Viagra, thanks very much. I have Nairi. Just the

of that woman gives me a big stiffy.

Okay. There we go. My clockwork.

I'm sporting a whopper in me trousers as we speak. I hate Grandpa. There are

still some things that are really better left unsaid. But you know what? You

could just take a couple, or let's make it three, and tell me how you go. No,

Tom, that'd be off.

Nothing like a morning shag to clean out the pipes.

Hey, Malt, there we are.

Joining up?

No, no, just dropping Casey off. She's taking the best girls off of my treats.

Keep their ears tight, you know.

So you're working out then?

Yeah. That better?

Yeah.

Munter. Oh, who?

Your good woman's joining us. You're next.

Ah, already cut off, eh?

Ben. Yep.

Let's talk, eh?

Okay. Yeah, sure.

So... Catch you later, eh, bud? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Woody.

Sweet, sweet.

My pecs are going to be bigger than yours, don't you?

Have you done that thing yet?

Ah, what thing?

My storage thing, Dumbo. Man.

It's under control, all right? Just leave me alone.

Keen to do some driving for me?

Driving?

Yep. Sweet, yep.

I've done driving before. I can do that.

Good. Good, I had to give my guy the flick, so I need you to jump in tonight.

Oh, that's soon.

Well, Thursdays are big nights. Fridays and Saturdays too.

But you can do three jobs in three nights.

You don't muck around, do you?

Van, are you expecting to rob something tonight?

Are you?

No. No, the driving you'll be doing will be for a lady.

Ah, right. And then she'll do a robbery.

No,

you'll be chauffeur.

To a very attractive lady.

Well, you want me to drive a hooker? Yeah, well, not just any hooker.

I'm entrusting you with a very special lady.

Name is Angel.

Fuck, I didn't even know you did that kind of thing, man. No, I contract here

and there when it's needed. You know, a bit of driving, a bit of muscle if

things cut up rough.

So, you good with this?

Yeah. Sure.

Takes your time and place.

Sweet.

So what was your Nikki meeting about?

Nothing.

I'll get some more nachos, eh? No, we've already got nachos. Yeah, no, I'll get

some more.

Dude, you're acting weird.

No, no.

Joining the gym, secret meetings with Nikki. No, no, no. It wasn't a secret,

bro. No, it was just about building this dumb thing for Pascal.

Tool guy stuff?

Yeah.

Hello? Who put the guys onto your tool?

Look, it was a dumb -ass job, man, for Pascal.

I did it though.

True, working for Pascal could be intense.

Yeah, so I told them to get the gooch.

Nice, that way the tall guys get to still do it, but the tall guys don't

actually have to do it.

Yeah!

I'll get the extra nudges.

Sweet.

What's the point?

Whatever I suggest, you're just going to take the piss.

No, I won't. Yes, you will. Hayden, we need a name. Get on with it.

Hip candy.

Like candy you wear on your hip?

Yeah. You take it out of your pocket and it makes you sick. Hayden, okay, maybe

in the 1960s that would have been a fantastic name. Today it is really,

lame. You know, Nadine does have a say in this as well. Oh, right. Well, Nadine

the rat girl likes hip candy. Oh, please, cover Nadine as a freak routine.

Nadine is a freak! Loretta, we're on to a winner here, all right? Don't screw

this up over personal bullshit. You think I care about you and Nadine

Yeah. Yeah, to cross my mind. Not mine!

Good.

I'd really hate to wake up and find my house on fire.

What I do care about is how long you and Nadine are spending pissing around with

rats. What's up, homies? Aaron, we are busy here.

It's cool. No, no. Actually, we're done.

It'll take as long as it takes. Yeah, before the next ice age would be good.

This better be fucking good.

I have a problem.

You don't say.

Well, don't be angry, okay? But, um, I think it's an ethical dilemma.

Okay, so Van asked me to ask the Goop to do this thing for Pascal.

How is that a problem?

Well, I could do it. I mean, I know it would really test my skills, but I am

ready to be tested.

And the thought of building something for Pascal, well, just thinking about it

fills me with joy and hope.

Well, it makes me the teeniest little bit hard too, but that's a bad thing,

isn't it?

No.

No. Actually, Aaron, not at all. Yeah?

Yeah, and as your manager, I'm happy to say that you should definitely go for

it. Steal the Gooch's job?

Mm -hmm.

On the condition that you do something for me too.

Totally. Anything.

Especially if it involves a threesome with Pascal.

I have pills.

They need testing.

What kind of pills?

They're just a new kind of herbal supplement, all natural.

What, they give you a buzz?

They give you a bit more energy, help you think more clearly, give you a bit

more confidence.

Oh, that couldn't be bad. Make you feel a bit sexier.

Was that possible?

So, tomorrow at, say, midday, I want you to take three pills.

And then after work, meet me at the Rusty and I'll ask you a few questions

how you feel. And I can do Pascal's thing?

You're the man, Aaron.

I so am.

Dates with both West women on the same day.

I'm walking on air in air walker shoes.

You off out, babe?

Uh, yeah.

Yeah, got a call out. You told Nicky? Uh, no.

Why? I thought you were supposed to be driving for him tonight.

Um, yeah, well, I was... Hon, it's okay. I like you working for him.

Wait, so you were okay with me driving the hooker? Yeah.

Even if, uh, she's, like, really hot?

Nikki says that she's a big earner.

I trust you not to get it on with her.

Joyce.

You know I'm doing this for us, right?

Babies and stuff.

You're my man.

Who the fuck are you?

Dan. Where's Tony?

Who's Tony?

My usual.

I only ride with Tony.

Oh, uh, yeah, Nicky let him go. Did he just?

Yeah. So what, you expect me to ride in that?

Tony had a merc.

Oh.

We'll go in mine.

Hey.

running in that thing? Well, I can't drive myself.

Well, what have you got a car for if you can't drive? Clients like me to drink,

and I can't get done for DIC, darling.

One regular likes me to pour some booger down his crack before I lick him out.

No. Honey, I've got clients with hard -ons about to explode.

Let's vamoose.

Unless you want me to tell Nicky how you left Angel outside on the street.

Okay.

Okay. It's nothing small.

We can get to know each other better.

Neat.

Way too long.

Thought I was losing my touch.

But no.

Naughty little minx must have whacked off before I got there.

Come on.

No risk for the wicked.

74 pounds of cod's content.

You know what I loved about Tony?

He used to do this amazing thing with his tongue.

It was called talking, darling.

He was something of a conversationalist. Us girls love a good natter.

Okay, but you're not really a girl, okay?

Oh, gosh.

Rumbled. What took you so long? Well, actually, then, I'm more than your

girl. I'm the woman of your dreams.

A woman with a penis.

Not my dreams, mate.

That's for you to believe, then.

For me to find out.

All right.

The guys actually, uh, they want that, eh?

Like I said, I'm the woman of their dreams.

Daisy.

Bys mainly.

And straights who can't admit they're bi.

And straights who are looking for a little something.

Extra.

The world's full of unknown pleasures, Dad.

Right.

Here's yours.

Always thank you. And the rest is for Tricky and Nicky.

All that just for organising a driver?

Is that what he told you?

Oh, God, you're such an innocent.

Nicky's our boss, darling.

You want your sweetener?

No, no, no. No fucking way, man.

My own succumb to angel's charms in the end.

Oh, yeah.

What's happened?

Good boy.

Driving one of Nicky's call girls.

Hey, hey.

Check this out.

It's a lot of ping, huh?

Are you telling me that Mr. Gregan is running prostitutes?

Yeah, yeah.

He drives them and charges for security.

He takes a cut.

So that's us, eh?

Call it quits? Van.

Prostitution isn't illegal.

Eh?

Since when?

Since the Prostitution Law Reform Act, 2003.

Get the fuck out. They made it legal.

Yes, Van.

Shit.

Van.

Right. But how about how these aren't just hot chicks in

miniskirts? No, no, no. The one I was driving was a guy dressed up like a

He actually thinks he is a chick in a miniskirt. But the point is, he's doing

freaky shit, man, with another guy.

Wow. Yeah. Can you believe that?

You've never heard of the Homosexual Law Reform Act either, have you? Oh, you're

shitting me. As long as it's consenting adults can do whatever the fuck they

like. This is New Zealand. Are you trying to piss me off? No. I need

better than this. Well, what else can I do?

It's not my problem, Van.

But it's certainly yours.

What are you up?

Tall guy at your service. Here to build a palace fit for a princess.

I just want somewhere to store shit.

Well, I'm your storage shit solution guy.

No,

you're not.

But it's free.

Right. Apart from materials, but my labor will be free.

Why? Because that's the kind of guy I am.

I know what kind of guy you are, Aaron.

A pervert? No, I'm not. I've changed.

I've got the tool guy code.

We'll call it a labor of love.

Oh, no.

Of like then. And I'll throw in materials.

Okay. You can build it.

Over there. Yeah, okay.

But you are not allowed to be pervy, so no touching stuff and no sniffing stuff.

Won't happen, promise.

And it has to look like this.

Yeah.

Sweet.

Oh, that's, uh, yeah, well, that's interesting.

And just because I'm letting you build my storage in Norway means I like you,

okay? I know, it's cool.

Hey. Hey.

Did you have fun last night? What?

Ah, yeah.

Yeah, it was different, all right.

How many stops did you guys make?

Like five, I think.

Ah, adds up.

How about that?

She's been cautious.

Dusting you out.

Here you go.

For me.

Happy?

Yeah, bro, I guess.

Good.

Because I need you to keep a close eye on Angel, okay?

What do you mean, close?

Very close.

I want to know exactly what she's up to. No, you don't, because I tell you what,

all she does is... No, Van,

Van, Van, I mean, I mean pricks against take.

You're my eyes, Van.

Wait, wait, wait, you want me to... I wouldn't ask you to knock unless it was

important, but she has been ripping me off.

I mean, I had to let Tony go because she had him turning a blind eye and cutting

me out of my share.

There's one thing I cannot stand.

It's people going behind my back.

You know, I can understand that.

I can trust you not to fall for Angel's wily way.

Right? Yeah, no, there's no chance of that. I figured as much.

Okay, just results to date. Yay.

You wanted progress, here's progress.

Who are Robert, Simon and Lol?

They're the rats in Nadine's laboratory.

Also, three members of The Cure from their Faith album.

Best band ever.

You named a manky old rat after Robert Smith of The Cure. He's not manky. He's

beautiful.

You're a special, special person, Nadine. Robert and Simon had the pill

in their water trough. Lol didn't. He's the blue line. He's my control. He's the

drummer. Drummers always miss out on the good stuff.

Black Line shows an interesting trend.

Both Robert and Simon made conscious efforts to seek out water from the

trough, and often when stressed about changes in their environment... At first

they were confused, but under the influence of the chemical, they became

focused, and seemed to enjoy the new challenges ahead of them.

Robert in particular showed surprisingly acute judgment, leadership abilities,

and was alert and responsive.

Also noted that after drinking from the pill trough, Robert particularly

exhibited... creative solutions to problem solving.

And he and Simon showed increased ability to solve maze problems.

They had increased spatial awareness and were able to make sustained efforts to

seek out new food sources.

And this, this is really amazing. I detect a greater confidence in the pill

-affected rat.

Especially Robert.

Cute.

Great. That sounds fantastic.

So, all looking good on side effects.

But I still don't know the maximum dosage.

And the only way to know this is scientifically.

To see how many pills Robert and Simon need before they spaz out.

No, by continued research.

Okay, whatever spins you will.

Great. So suddenly you're all okay with the scientific approach?

Well, you know, show me a pretty graph and I go weak at the knees. You just

up that great work, Nadine. And I'm sure things will become clearer sooner or

later.

Maybe sooner.

You going to check that?

No.

Might be a job for us. No.

How do you know? Because I know.

It's the fourth one and a half now. Bro, it's my lunch break, all right? I'm not

answering the phone on my lunch break.

You don't need to get antsy with me.

Sorry, man, I'm just tired.

That's what you get when you're always at the gym.

I'm tired too, you know.

Casey's been fully on a root fest, man, and with this gym fever which you

started, she's been coming home extra horned up.

So I'm like rooting 100 % of the time, but still giving the tall guys 100%. So

I'm like giving 200 % of 100 % all the time. What's your fucking problem? I

don't have a problem. Well, someone's got a problem. Well, it's not me. Well,

what is it then?

Benny!

Van! Come here, you naughty little mink.

You've been avoiding your angel.

What are you doing here? Very helpful girl at your office. Never told me where

could find you.

So come on.

Oh.

Aren't you going to introduce me to your, uh, friend?

Manta Angel, Angel Manta.

Hi, Manta.

This is supposed to be a night -time thing.

Honey, any time's a right time for what Angel has to give.

Now, off we go.

Fuck me.

Look, how many ways can I say it, man? I only do nights, all right?

Angels afternoon delights. They're the best little earner. Good night.

Nicky never said anything about doing days, man.

Hey, what Nicky doesn't know doesn't hurt him.

You are a goddess, and this is an altar to you from me.

It's not like my drawing. No. No, it's better. No, much better.

You want storage? Babe, this is storage with extra storage. I mean, what I've

done here is I've put space, you know, inside of space to create you space.

Yeah?

Amazing. Okay, we've talked about the creepy stuff, remember?

Yeah, yeah. No time for that. Work to do, space to create.

Okay, well, I'll just leave you to it.

Look what Angel has for her van.

Engineering students celebrating the graduation.

Come on.

Cheer yourself up.

Yes.

But he... That's how it should be.

What about Nicky?

Well, he's not out here working his butt off.

What if he asked?

Why would he?

Well, I don't know, but... Danny?

What's going on?

Nothing. You wouldn't be lying to your angel.

No. Because a boy who lies to Angel might end up with a stiletto to the

Which will seriously fucking hurt.

Uh... Nicky's onto you. He's watching you.

You're spying on Angel for Nicky. I didn't ask to.

Honest.

Honest. My girlfriend's pregnant with twins and I'm trying to do the right

by her, man. But people keep changing the rules on me and getting me to

do stuff and I'm fucked if I know what to do, man.

Did he make you do it? Yes.

Kind of.

Tricky Nicky.

I know what he's like, though. Look, I didn't want to, okay? I fucking didn't.

Shh.

You poor boy.

Better out than in, eh?

But don't let it happen again.

True.

And, um, no need to mention our little titate to Nicky, eh?

He'll only be mean to poor old Angel.

So, uh, you won't tell?

No.

Can you please take your hand off my crotch?

You don't know what you're missing.

Mm.

I'm fine with it.

Thank you.

Sorry about that.

Yeah, I always knew gym work could mess with a man's mind, but going from gym

bunny to trainees, it's pretty healthy. I'm not going anywhere with her, all

right? Plus...

She? It's not even a her, bro, it's a him.

No kidding.

You wouldn't understand.

Yeah, how can I understand when you don't tell me anything? Nothing to tell,

obviously. Right, so I don't want to talk about it.

No, you never do anymore.

You don't tell me nothing, man, off with your gym mates and your trannies.

I shouldn't bother coming back, bro.

Nah, you shouldn't have.

What have you got?

Nothing.

Don't you joke me around, Sam. I've got nothing because I'm not interested in

telling you anything anymore, man. Because this whole thing, dressing me

the lies and the bullshit.

I don't want your sob stories.

My best mate, Munter, thinks I've gone gay.

Hanging out with women that are men dressed up as women.

Tough job.

Someone's got to do it.

Okay, well, that's where you're wrong. Not me. Not anymore. All right?

You need to find someone that's really good at knocking, because I am really,

really shit at it, all right? So I quit, okay?

And there's nothing you can do about it.

While you're at it, I think you should just leave Cherie alone, because she's

never done anything bad. Hey, hey!

You quit?

There's nothing going on, man!

All there is is twisted people doing twisted shit, and I don't want anything

do with anything anymore, all right? So I'm gone. G -O -N, gone.

Aaron, where are you?

Duda. Babe, I can't make it. I'm working.

We had a deal.

No can do. I'm on the time and space continuum.

Aaron, you said you'd try those pills.

Done that?

All of them.

No probs. Done, done and done.

And? Is that my sister?

The other West Goddess it is.

Get the fuck over here.

Why? What's he done?

Get here now.

He's weird.

Weirder than usual.

Like weird how? Describe it for me.

Why? Because I want to know.

Why?

Just tell me what he's been doing that's weird. Like, has he been hallucinating?

Well, he was singing Paradise City before.

Why would he be hallucinating? Has he tried to hug you, touch you, fondle you,

anything like that? Oh, no, he's just been working, like, really fast.

I mean, every now and then he'll stop and tell me how beautiful I am. Why

he be hallucinating, Loretta? Because I gave Aaron drugs.

Why would you do that? To see what would happen.

What kind of drugs? They're new party pills. We need to see how many is too

before we start selling them.

You gave a human untried drug. No, I gave Aaron the drugs.

That's so wrong.

Yo, yo, yo, ladies, ladies, look.

Loretta's drugs are like other drugs. They're like happy, amazing vitamins.

give a man amazing vision.

See? It's like you guys are in a skanky old multiplex, but I'm... I'm in the

IMAX, yeah? And... And I see the big picture. Up close and personal.

And I also see the truth.

Which is?

You think I'm a worm, yeah? I'm fit to be near you. But that's okay because I

know you're a big bird.

Are you calling me big bird?

No, a big beautiful bird. And birds like worms.

If I need a pet to death, then eat. But that's enough for me to be a giving

worm. And that is what my work is. A gift to you, Pascal.

Thanks, I think.

Don't think.

No. Going in with pills?

Yes, I do. No, you can't just keep feeding him pills. It's okay, I'm good.

good. And from what I can see, doing great work.

True.

It's all good. All for you. I just need a little extra for the home run.

Actually, three might be pushing it. The lady speaks the truth. I'll take two.

What if he dies?

Well, none of the care have died.

What? Be elaborate. And Aaron?

Kind of like a really big rat when you look at him closely.

Well, I think it's sick.

Gotta admit, though, he is giving you great storage.

Nearly done. One more for the road boss.

Okay.

But we're stopping at sick.

Rat, rat, rat on your neighbor.

Rat, rat, rat on your neighbor. Rat, rat, rat. It's weird. He'll be all

No, not that.

You and Hayden getting back together, that is weird.

It is a business opportunity, that's all.

Like you and Nicky.

We're not in business. Yeah, that's what you think.

You are so cold -hearted.

No. I'm like Aaron. I say the truth.

And ruthless, treating him like a lab rat. Oh, and you're not ruthless.

Stealing Casey, Mum's best worker. That was a business opportunity, and she

wanted to let... Oh, my God.

Okay, we have a result.

Aaron. Aaron.

Yeah.

That is so great.

I just came in from the NICU last night. We're going to get so pregnant.

I can feel it. And we're going to have the best love child ever.

Because we love each other.

Oh, man, don't they have no respect?

Bloody Mormons.

He'd all have been right back.

How the fuck could you do this to an unsuspecting person?

He wasn't unsuspecting. I was up for it.

I loved every minute.

Amazing ride.

See?

Especially that part when Pascal saved my life. Your life was never in danger.

Oh, shit. He's not breathing.

Okay. Come on, Aaron.

Come on.

this up for everyone. All that happened was he got so involved with his work

that he forgot to drink. He got dehydrated.

I just spun out, dude. And now we know the magic number.

Five pills good, six pills bad, so we can stop pissing around and go to

Great. Okay, cool.

With a label to read, hey, don't forget to eat and drink or you're fucked.

Get it out there, man.

It's gonna go off. You know, everything I felt, did, wanted, knew, was just

so clear, true, and awesome.

The point of excellence.

Best buzz ever.

And there it is.

Is what?

Our name.

Best buzz ever.

No.

Excellence.

Excellence.

Hey. Kay, you know that your job here is definitely done, okay? I know. I just

wanted to say thanks for allowing me to build for you.

That's as good as I remember it.

Yeah, it is.

Sorry about the tongue thing.

Oh, I just put that down to my sister being an evil drug pusher.

Even though I was high as a kite, I meant it.

The tongue thing?

It was my way of saying, I love you, Beth girl.

Erin. Oh, school.

No, I already have a fiancé. And even if I didn't... I know. I totally know that

goddess Pascal would never go for Aaron Spiller.

And that's okay.

But I'll always be there for you, Pascal.

It's like what I build. I'm solid. I'm a dependable guy. And if there's

anything, you ever need anything.

That's really sweet.

Hi, Pascal speaking.

You working out?

Uh, no, bro. Just... I came to give you this.

Nice work.

And to tell you that that's the last one, okay?

Can't do it anymore.

Why?

It's the night, man. I'm just too tired, you know?

So, thanks, man, but no thanks. Hey, hey, hey. If Angel's giving you shit, I

smack some sense into it. No.

No, no, no.

Don't do that, man. She's okay.

Plus, doing what she does, man, that can't be easy.

She loves it.

She does, eh?

But all the same, bro.

Hey, maybe if you'd cut her a straight -up deal instead of all this percentage

shit, she might not want to shaft you.

Not that she is shafting you, or you're shafting her.

Yeah, all right.

I'll have her think about it. But how about less nights? I mean, I don't want

lose you. Oh, my God.

I'm meeting you.

No, no, Casey and Manta.

What? Busted with a truckload of weed.

Oh, my God, you can't go today. I won't. I mean, Manta is my utter hero.

He said it was all his.

The whole truckload.

What? You said you got busted with the truckload of weed?

It's just a saying, Pascal.

How much was it?

A pound of the sweetest scent you ever laid eyes on.

It's a charged supply.

I'm going down this time. No, don't say that, bro.

You know what pisses me off the most, apart from the cops keeping the weed?

I only scored last night, man, off the Raj. And the cops, bro, they fucking

it, man.

Oh, you think the Raj rolled over on you? Nah, no way. Not the Raj, man. He's

solid, you know.

But they must have been following me all the way.

How do you know that?

Because, um, that arsehole cop. You know, the one who nicked your sister and

screwed it up?

He was laughing at me, man. He was laughing at you? Yeah, when he said all

had to do was follow me long enough and he'd nick me for something.

What's his problem with me? I've done nothing to him.

He's a fucking arsehole, that's what.

Here's your beer.

Thanks, bro.

Why the fuck did you do that?

Might have broke the law, man.

He hasn't got anything to do with Nicky. Well, if you'd done your job, I would

have known that. What has Nicky done to you that's so fucking bad you've got to

fuck over innocent people?

All he does is own a stinky gym and drive fucking hoggers. There's more if

know where to look. I don't know how!

Point is, you don't resign.

It's up to me when and if you walk away.

Are we clear on that now?

You're close to Nikki.

So quit fucking around and get me something.

And then you'll get Munter off, right?

Like you did Cherie. You fucking promised, man.

Well, I can't help anyone, Van, so you help me.

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