All language subtitles for Outrageous Fortune s04e17 Dangerous Conjectures

By who?

You framed your father for bank robbery.

I think you should know that me and
Nicky are a thing.

Are you fucking insane?

I did it to get a dad, but Nicky, all he
wanted was the money. Money, money,

money. It was Loretta's idea.

I got caught up.

He admitted everything.

But it wasn't his fault. I'm sorry.

I'm so fucking sorry.

For what I've done.

What are you doing here?

Well, Gang West did not rob the WSB.

I can't reveal how I know this, because
that would put me in danger.

But I know where the money is.

All of it.

So, if you want to put a deal to the
cop, maybe it could help.

And that's the only reason I'm doing
this, you know, because I really want to

help.

Did you book the Lincoln Green?

Not yet.

What else have you got on that's so
important?

Right now I'm making tea and toast for
my girlfriend.

Is that what you call it? It's got more
of a ring than slutty pants.

Well, bloody get on with it. Right.

Holy shit.

Mm -hmm.

No.

Yeah, OK.

Oh.

Is that a yes or a no?

A yes, but I have to pay.

Oh.

No, here.

Now we're near as much fun.

Yeah, Nicky.

What?

When did this happen?

What is it?

Hey, I'll get back to you, OK?

What's wrong?

It's just gym stuff.

Okay.

I'm first.

Can you go off the balcony like you
always do?

If you want to get below and scoop it
up, this one's a monster. Been building

for days.

Oh. Oi!

Ben, if it's you, I really need to go
here.

Yeah, stop fogging the cracker.

Can you hurry up in there?

Yeah, yeah.

What the fuck have you been up to? Hey,
Nicky. Nice to see you too.

You want to tell me what's going on
here?

Well, it says here that the police found
the money that went missing from the

WSB robbery.

What's left of it.

How the fuck would they know where to
look?

I guess the cops are better at their job
than we give them credit for. Cut the

bullshit, Loretta.

If it's any comfort, I lost money too,
quite a bit.

I'm not so thrilled about losing 30
grand.

Oh, well... Oh, come on. What's 30 grand
in comparison to 2 million? That's my

sister's money in case you've forgotten.

You did tell them.

If I'd talked to the cops, don't you
think you would have been arrested by

And why would I do that when you'd only
squeal on me?

I'd do a fuck of a lot more than that.

Going for scary.

If there is any more crap from you,
anything, then we'll be coming

back.

I promise.

But I'm not doing anything.

Promise.

What if Cheryl comes in?

No, no, no, she won't.

Oh, God, I feel so bad about this. But
also good. You know, like, incredible,

but... But is it good?

You may not like this, but I've had to
add some elements on the outside, but I

think it's working, and we have flow.

Is this... It turns into a clutch.

Oh, my God, we've got the flow! You
think so?

Yes! Now, the inner is still a little...
I know, there's still so much to

refine. I just want to spend all my time
on it. I mean, just the thought of the

possibilities.

It's getting me so wet.

Well, that's great.

I know. Munch is loving it.

But it's like I'm torn between two
lovers.

Well, Cheryl and Hoochie.

I mean, how am I going to tell her it's
just not giving me a wine on anymore?

Well, maybe you could, like, leave that
bit out and just say that you need some

time off. Cheryl's still going to feel
like a betrayed lover.

And you know how bad that can get.

Okay, she's not going to trash your car
or, like, cut up your clothes just

because you want time off. You think so?
Yeah, of course.

Well, that's what I was thinking.

Maybe you can tell her.

My wedding on your back lawn?

What's wrong with my back lawn? It's not
exactly a romantic vision of inspired

planting. Well, we've had weddings there
before.

You might be happy to celebrate your
nuptials with a barbecue piss -up. It's

about me.

You don't want to let the good ones slip
through your fingers?

Yeah, that's right.

That's why you're marrying Ted. He's
such a cat.

I'm only planning to do it once, Cheryl.

Anyway, it's all arranged. It's at
Granger State Winery.

Granger State?

Fuck me.

They had a cancellation. They've been
very helpful. We're having fresh

not frozen, and a champagne buffet.

Right.

Have you got your guest list?

Uh, yeah.

Family, a few friends, about 30 people.

Does this include Loretta? No, it
doesn't.

All right.

We'll be very happy to see you all,
apart from Loretta, at Granger State.

Well, if you can afford it.

I won't be paying for it.

Well, Ted's paying.

He's a man of means.

See you, Cheryl.

Wayne.

Bye -bye, Cutie.

That baby needs a change.

She thinks he's got money.

Well, he's got a DOB account.

Have you ever seen him touch it?

Higher than a cockroach's arse.

You know, if he thought he was going to
be paying an arm and a leg for this...

That's a flaw in the plan, all right.

Someone should tell him.

Why me?

Best man's duty.

Traditionally, peeling off the wedding
isn't top of the list. Yeah, but come

You don't want to marry that evil old
trout.

You never know, she might make a lovely
mother -in -law.

Jesus, spare me.

You better make it worth my while. What
have you got in mind?

Me, my hot chick, raging it up, having a
good time.

Yeah.

Um... What?

Oh, I'd better change her nappy. It
smells like she's pecking a full one.

Oh, yeah, that's impressive.

That's better than the old man.

I'd better go be mean.

You book with Lincoln Green?

Yep. Double, not a twin single.

Yeah. All set to go then?

Here's to the rod drink.

There's a little more to it than that.
I've got that covered.

No, he's a bit of a nipple girl.

No, Ted, the wedding.

I think to it. A quick I do then.

Off to nail the bride.

Yeah, it's got a little bit bigger than
that. Couple of drinks and a Sammy.

Have you actually discussed this with
your intended?

Said you'd take care of it.

And you said you'd pay?

I've had a good run on the GGs.

Got a few hundred put by.

Kid, I don't want to be the one that
pisses on your parade, but what Nairie's

got in mind... More like a grand. No.

Who?

Three. Ten, twenty, maybe more.

Twenty grand for a knee's up.

I know. Maybe you should think about
whether... I'm not pulling out. Not that

I'm not even in. I'm just saying. Call
yourself a best man. I say weasel. It's

not my bloody fault. It's Sutty pouring
the poison in your ear. She never liked

Nairie. She's put up with you for years.

Trust you to defend her.

Now you're back in, getting it regular.
Ted, enough.

Holding out on you.

The point is that you and your bride
have some different expectations,

particularly about price. So unless you
confront her with a shitload of cash...

Yeah, all right.

Mum!

Mum! You useless, lazy, pack of shit!

Why is it that no one else here ever,
ever empties the lint thing in this

machine?

Mum? What?

Mum, I've got something really important
I need to say here.

Mum!

Okay.

The thing is, this is about me, and also
my relationship with another person,

which you might get a little bit upset
about, and maybe a little bit surprised,

but as I'm a woman, the time has come
for me to realise my woman's potential.

Christ, you're not pregnant, are you?

No! Why would you think that?

No reason, just... You know, the
personal relationship you've got with

person? Casey.

What, you're on with Casey?

No! She's done that before.

I'm not a dyke. I'm not a part -time
one.

This is about our business relationship.

Oh, right. That silly old bag thing.

It's not silly.

Mum, Casey needs to take some time off
from Hoochie.

Yeah, fine. Whatever.

Really? Yeah.

I can't believe you think I'd be a
lesbian.

As if I'd get knocked up.

Yeah, well, it happens. Believe me.

Uh, not to me. I am brilliant at
contraception. I was the best in my

class. Good for you, love.

No, it's true.

Why would you even... Mum, are you
pregnant?

Oh my God, that is so cool. What did
Judd say?

He didn't.

Why not? Haven't you told him?

You don't want it.

I don't know.

We've only just got back together.

The oldest trick in the book, you know?
Treat the poor bastard.

Is that why you did it? No, not God, no.
Good, because that is really sad and

desperate. You keep giving me your age.

I mean, I'm not saying you're completely
anxious. I mean, it's not like you're

in the Janet Frame or anything.

G'day, love.

Daddy, what are you doing here?

What does it look like?

What the fuck happened to jail?

We'll get to that.

First, you.

We need to have a chat about what you've
been up to.

Only the best thing I've ever done in my
whole entire life.

Isn't that right?

Hey, leave her alone.

No, no, it's alright. I can handle this.

Yeah.

Come on.

Make us a cup of coffee, would you love?

Hey. Oh, that was a blast.

What was?

Ultrasound thingy.

Guess I didn't have those in your day,
huh?

Do you know he was out?

Who? Wolf.

He's out?

Since when?

Since he walked through the fucking
door.

He's here.

Let's go.

So you can give him his coffee if you
want to.

I've got to go out.

Watch Jane.

Van, it's me.

You've got to call me as soon as
possible.

And the most amazing thing is that you
can have everything organised, but you

can still change it around to, like, fit
your personality, your day, or... Look,

love, can we talk about something else?

That you wanted to know what I've been
up to.

I didn't come here to talk about
handbags.

What, you think it's stupid?

Well, it's going to change people's
lives.

I'm more worried about your new
boyfriend.

What about him? Nicky Gregan is a bad
bastard.

No. Yes.

He's a sneaky little prick who'll get
you in a lot of trouble.

What the fuck? I'm not listening to you
because it's complete and utter

bullshit. It's not bullshit.

No, every time I get a boyfriend, you do
this. And if you don't try and give

them wedgies or steal their cars, then
you take them to strip clubs and you

them. Oh, that again.

For your information, Dad, I really like
Nicky.

And we are having sex.

And it is the best sex I've ever had in
my whole entire life. And I'm not

breaking up with him because you or
Loretta or anyone else tells me to.

Pascal!

Pascal! Piss off and leave me alone!

Pascal! Cherie, can you look after James
for me, please?

Don't you dare walk out that... Hey,
Beth.

What's going on?

Why didn't you call me?

We're sure.

Oh, but isn't it amazing what happened?

I was going to come and see you
tomorrow.

Yeah.

Later, eh? I've got stuff I need to do.

Wolf, what the hell is going on?

Bastard! Quick!

Bastard! Hey, hey, hey, it's okay. No,
it's not okay. It's like he wants me to

be a nun or something.

Oh, well, that's worked.

It's not funny.

No.

So, how did he get out? I don't know.

And how dare he treat me like I'm an
idiot?

I'm not the bad person here. I didn't
burn anything down. I didn't send him to

jail. I didn't steal stuff.

Well, she didn't. Okay, maybe a few CDs
and stuff from Bunsen to the chemist,

but that was ages ago. Hey, look, maybe
you should go.

Because of him?

The cops found the cash from the WSB
robbery.

Oh, my God. Are they after you?

I don't know what's going on, but...
What you should do... Go

get yourself a facial. Buy yourself
something nice.

Are you trying to get rid of me?

I don't want you involved.

Did Dad get to you already?

I just need to sort some shit, and then
I'll come by later.

All right?

You'd better not be lying to me.

I'm not.

Okay.

And it's not that I don't care about
Hoochie. And it's me, not you. And I

want us to be friends.

Case, don't worry about it.

You're not flattered? No.

Why not?

Fuck me. Did you escape?

Case, bugger off.

Okay.

How's tricks?

All right.

Nicky? Nicky?

He's a good bloke. He loves Pascal.

He told you that, did he? Jesus, when
are you going to let them get on with

You need to wake up to what's been going
on around here, love.

Really? Tell me.

What about Cherie?

What does she think about it?

You watch that bastard.

And you keep an eye on our little girl.
Loretta's right about this.

Loretta? You hated until two seconds
ago. She's paid her dues. She's back in

line. I'll believe that when I see it.

I've had time to think.

Sitting in remand.

Does that for a block.

I know what I need to do.

I'll get back to you.

Hang on, she's in on it.

From where I'm sitting, it looks like
one unholy alliance.

Jesus, if she's told him.

Whatever she says, she's a nut bar. We
handle it.

Easy for you to say.

I'm already on it.

How?

Leave it to me. I'll be okay.

I gotta go. Love you.

Hey.

Did you hear?

Not yet.

Van, you can't say anything at all,
okay?

Yeah, but if he already knows, then...
I'm not scared of him.

I'm not.

I'll take him on. No, you won't. Yeah, I
will. You can't.

Think of what's at stake.

The, um... Again, thingy.

You okay?

Was it all mutant or anything?

No, no, it's fine. They're fine.

They?

It's twins.

Fuck me.

Is it little boys or little girls? I
don't know.

Holy shit, this is fucking amazing. Ben!

It's twins!

Concentrate! It's like two little men!
Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben!

Concentrate here!

Maybe it's... Maybe it's better if you
don't stay here tonight.

I didn't know he was going to show up
like this. I swear.

Mum.

I thought he might be dead.

He doesn't look like his father.

Where is he?

Fuck the vino.

Aren't you meant to be dealing to Nicky?

One step at a time.

And that step is sitting here drinking
my fucking whiskey.

Your manners haven't improved.

Did you expect them to? When you come
home, they better. Just a reminder, you

don't actually live at home.

Well,

things can change.

I let the cops have 40 grand so you
could be my Terminator.

Now, I hate to mention this, but
ultimate killing machines do not sit

with their feet up. You watch too many
movies.

You're meant to be dealing to Nicky.

I'll get to it.

What's wrong with a few peanuts?

You want to serve our guests peanuts.

All I'll care about is the pets. What's
wrong with a few sausage rolls and a

sarnie? You think that's all I'm worth?

Not the point.

Sausage rolls, they're cheap.

Appetizers and crayfish say you're
serious.

And you think I'm not? I've no idea what
to think. I'll tell you what I think

about it.

If you're doing all this to put me off,
with all your French plonk and your

fancy food, you should come out and say
so. I'm not.

But it's not easy to get a caterer at
short notice.

I won't be dicked around, Nairie. If you
want to be more involved... I'm in for

the poor sack of spuds, but if you're
not...

You don't need to doubt me, Ted.

Ooh.

Unless you'd rather wait till after
pudding.

It's lemon delicious.

I've done my best with Ted.

So it's off?

I don't know.

Just sorry for the old bugger. Yeah.

Myra's a viper on me, that's for sure.
All part of the rich epic tree that is

your family.

And we'll serve because of Loretta.

Apparently.

Gee, you guys are spitting.

Do you call her?

No, not yet.

Oh, well.

Make life interesting having him back.

You think that?

Yeah.

Well, he's moved on to hating Jim going,
hasn't he?

So do you... Do you hate being stuck
with my family?

Well, I haven't had much bloody luck
getting rid of them so far.

Yeah, but what if... What?

Um... No, nothing.

Been expecting you.

You want a beer?

You want to pop me one?

No, why would that be necessary?

If you want to do it, go for it.

So, Loretta spun you her line about me
being some low -life prick after

money? I already knew you were a low
-life prick.

I gave you a job.

I gave you money.

Didn't have to do that. No, you didn't.

We have mutual interests, as you might
remember.

Like my sister.

You know, you can fool most of the
people most of the time.

But my daughter is precious to me.

Me too.

If you fuck her over, I fuck you over.
Big time.

I've done time. I can do more.

Lots more.

Well, I'm already fucking her over.

Big time.

I guess that's the good thing about
hooking up with a widow, eh?

So up for it.

Always.

I guess it's that grief, you know,
that...

Feeling better now?

Take that as a warning.

You're the one that needs a warning.

You think Loretta gives a shit about her
sister or you?

Think again, mate.

I don't think he's coming.

No, I don't think he's coming either.

This is so weird.

Yeah, like, my father could be beating
up my boyfriend, who is also your

brother.

Except my father is also your boyfriend.

I could say he's weird.

But we're okay, eh?

Oh, totally.

Yeah, because I am here for you no
matter what.

Nicky?

Did he do that to you?

I'm okay.

Why didn't you call me?

Well, I meant to. Then I thought I'd
come over, but my car was gone.

Gone? Yeah, from right outside my place.

That bastard.

I reported it.

Doesn't matter now.

Oh, you poor thing.

But you came.

Why, you think I'd stay away?

You okay?

I'd say.

Come on, you're so neat looking up
there.

Morning.

The cracker all right?

You seem pretty chipper.

You don't have to worry about the
wedding, not anymore.

It's on. We had a good talk, me and
Nyree.

She's so keen, she made a down payment.

Lemon, bloody delicious.

Okay. As you probably know, there's an
advantage you get with the older lady.

Soft palm, but an experienced grip. So
is it on or off? If that's the quality

the handjob, imagine the full stack of
spuds. I'd rather not, thank you very

much. So, it's full steam ahead. Nookie
ahoy!

What's that on?

Jesus, you're thick.

What about the shitloads of money you
don't have? I can meet her standards by

own methods. Like I said, you don't have
to worry.

Here we go.

Not so it didn't show.

No.

Then I'm having twins.

wedding duties.

Isn't that odd?

Apparently not.

But Christ knows what Ted's got in mind.

See ya.

Well, they found my car.

Was it Dad?

It could be hard to tell.

Fuck you. I warned you to stay away.

Well, yeah.

It's personal.

It's Loretta. It has to be.

No. Well, if Dad had nicked it, he would
have sold it to Filani.

Yeah, Loretta would do that too.

No, she ain't...

She turns stuff and she's a complete
psycho, you know that.

Look, it's just a car.

No, it is your car and I'm going to give
her a big slapping for this. We don't

want more aggro, okay?

This is beyond talking.

She can't be allowed to get away with
it.

Let me deal with it.

Well, can you smack her on for me then?

I'll deal with it.

Whatever you say, Cheryl.

kind of dumb message?

Well, I got the point across.

It was you, as in the lesser you.

Yeah, that's how people do it these
days.

Well, you might, but I happen to think
that text speak is an abomination and a

scourge on the English language.

You is about Y -O -U.

Alright, case closed.

Dad is meant to be dealing with this,
but anyway, why would burning out

car be a good idea? You've burnt shit
before.

Only for a good reason, and this would
not be smart, because then Pascal would

think that he was the victim.

Which is exactly what she does think.
Wow, he is clever.

You think he did it?

Of course he did it.

I know that you hate me. We'll just take
that as a given.

But Nicky and Cherie are out for all
they can get. I am not crazy here.

But if you won't believe me, then God
save us all.

I don't even believe in God.

But I believe in you.

And you're not a fool. Well, not most of
the time.

Twins, man.

Bro, if that doesn't prove I'm the
daddy, I don't know what does, man.

But that's not how it works, bro.

Yeah, twins have twins. Everyone knows
that.

No, I saw it on Discovery that it's not
hereditary. It's actually the chick who

has the twins, not the guy.

How does that work?

Well, she's got the egg, right?

And you've got the spoon. Yeah, and I've
got to be there, because they're mine.

Yeah, that's also valid, but not because
of the twins.

Well, what, don't you like twins or
something? No, I've got nothing against

them, it's just... That it's the egg
that does the flitting, bro. All these

eggs. Why are you trying to confuse me
with eggs and shit? Because it's

man. Well, you're not some fucking
expert.

Well, no, but I was thinking it's the
kind of expert shit that might get you

the hook if your old man ever found out.
Yeah, well, I don't care about that,

all right?

Okay, then.

Well, she said she didn't do it.

Oh, bullshit.

She seems sincere.

Oh, yeah, and that's a word that Loretta
even knows.

Mum, you are so sucked in. Okay, fine.
You were meant to be dealing with her.

Look, I didn't want to tell you, but she
has been on at me.

What, really?

Oh, my God, there are heaps of them. Are
they all like that? All like what?

You should stay away from my sister or
else... Oh my God, that is sick. I can't

read that out in front of Jane. How's
the U spelled?

You're worried about spelling at a time
like this.

Indulge me. It's spelled U as in undies
because that's how you spell it. But

Mum, shouldn't you be more worried about
your daughter who's a complete sick

bitch?

I should go.

Right.

When were these sent?

Recent.

From a prepay.

See you soon.

Maybe you should come to my place. Yeah.

OK.

No, Mum, it is not OK, because he is the
good guy here, not the waiter, and she

would get a prepay.

OK, fine.

You can make this about me, but what
about you?

What do you mean, what about me?

Well, I think your problems are slightly
bigger than mine if you actually go

through with it. I mean, have you
actually talked to him yet?

I meant to. Well, it has to be done.

No, Pascal. Mum.

You can stop me if you want.

Wayne's out here.

Hi, Mum wants to say something to you
now.

Okay, fine. I'll call you back.

You're such a coward.

He was busy.

Anyway, there's a time and a place.

You don't still have a thing for Dad, do
you?

What the hell has that got to do with
anything? Ah, well, you thought he'd

change, but hello, Mum. People who've
changed don't go around beating people

They don't bully people and they don't
leave people hanging.

They treat people with respect like
Nicky does. And if you don't see that,

you are a complete dingbat.

All that surveillance, I heard your
bloody phone.

Yeah, well, it's not like it's a
professional job anyway. Well, bugger

then. I'm the best man. I'll do what I
have to. I wasn't going up there.

near it.

Oi, you can't go up there. Oi!

No, you shit in your pants.

Not good, eh?

What are you doing here? I could ask the
same of you.

What the fuck is that doing here? The
fuck are you doing here?

I'm surveilling myself and my
hospitality.

This is where you stand.

Getting cosy with Falani and not your
girlfriend.

Fuck you.

Hey, I've got a spare room, eh? It's one
of the advantages of having a large

family.

Sergeant Judd, my compliments to you.
Drop the flattery.

And I'm not Sergeant.

And I'm an honest man just trying to
rebuild his life after my time and my

father. So I'm more caring for my dying
mother.

God, where's this whole... Oh, about
this business.

Maybe later, eh? What business is this?

Oh, I'm diversifying.

Suck it.

Cold storage.

Shoulder jet, isn't that right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And should that Tongan
wedding no longer need those supplies,

then you're welcome to purchase it at a
much cheaper price. Like I said, we

should leave it for now. Yeah, perhaps
we should.

Be around, Wayne.

Yeah, and you.

Can't wait.

All right.

Tell me about the catering. Is it
falling off the back of a truck?

I don't have to say nothing.

I get that Helani is about to rip off
some wedding. That Tongans.

Oh, and that makes it better. And
they've got seafood, which is what she

and it won't cost a packet. And that's
how far you're prepared to go for a

route, ripping off some people who don't
deserve it.

Filani reckons these Ptolemaeans eat too
much at risk from type 2 diabetes.

Oh, don't give me that.

And Filani can score a few kegs.

Oh, that's right up Nairi's alley, that
is. Bloody helpful.

Why the fuck would you want me as your
best man?

You're not too bad.

I can't sit here and let you do this.

You can turn a blind eye. You've done it
before. No, I can't. Look, I'll give

you the cash if that'll help, but I
can't put up with this shit anymore.

It's for love, you get that?

Love is meant to make the world a better
place, not cut fucking corners.

Or make people miserable, which is what
you're planning on doing. It's for

better or worse commitment, respect and
telling the truth.

And if you can't do that, you might as
well kiss your wedding goodbye because

it's not bloody worth it.

That's your best man's speech, is it?
Yeah, take it or leave it.

You showed up, finally.

Yeah.

Last on your list, was I?

And why was that?

Because of what you think I've done?

What have you done?

Nothing.

Yeah, I know.

Which is what makes this so bloody hard,
even if there is a lot of crap going

on.

You mean with Nicky?

No, this is not about Nicky or you.

It's about how I feel.

It's about you dumping me.

Look, I'll make it right, okay?

You know I'm carrying twins.

How am I meant to support them?

You'll be all right. How's that meant to
happen? I'll support them, and you.

You're not exactly jumping for fucking
joy, are you?

Not that you ever have been. You wanted
kids.

I wanted you.

Well, I don't think you know who I am.

But someone else does.

Isn't that the reason you hooked up with
me in the first place?

To make her sorry?

To stick it to her?

You lying, shitty, underhand bastard!

You creep!

Yeah.

Maybe.

Is that all you're going to say?

You piece of shit!

Hi, love.

What's this?

What did you do to her?

I only did what I had to. What? Beating
people up and bullying them?

Sooner or later, you'll realize I only
do what I do because I love you.

Yeah, well, I totally, totally hate you
and also Loretta, and you can just piss

off.

There was so much fucking washing.

How did that happen?

Wolf dumped me.

Because of us?

He just dumped me.

Because... I don't know.

Hey, love.

That shit that needed doing is done.

Oh, it's not over yet, but... Well,
Nicky's not just a shit. He's clever.

So you believe me now? Yeah, well, I did
have a conversation with your new

partner in crime, Loretta.

We're in the right side here, love.

And a bloody miracle.

I've changed.

I told you.

Yeah, you did.

Same time you got your girlfriend
pregnant.

You know that time I said I had to
think?

Well, here's what I realized.

She doesn't matter.

And that's what I told her.

Did what?

Cherie will be looked after, but that's
not the point.

The point is that now it's you and me.

You and me.

You knew that. That's still true.

Time stands still in our world, doesn't
it?

You're always going to be it for me.

You and the kids.

There can't be anyone else, you know
that.

What if there is someone else?

There can't be. What if there is?

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Not the fucking cop.

He's not a cop, get over it. He's always
going to be a fucking cop!

Jesus, you know that! You always walk
back in here and expect the world to

revolve around you. Well, as true as
that might seem to you, Wolf, the world

does not revolve around you. Not always.

He cannot be better than me. Not the
fucking cop! No, no, no, no, no, no.

not. He's not. He's just different.

Fuck.

He might not even want me.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't do that. No, Cheryl.

No.

Cheryl! Don't do this. No, don't.

Cheryl! Cheryl!

Cheryl! Cheryl!

No!

It can break your bones.

Think of all the good things.

We might have something beautiful.

We had some Greeks around.

That's a fresh piece of metal.

Yeah, isn't it?

Babe, you so didn't have to. But I
wanted to.

You didn't have to, and I can't accept
it. No, but I want you to have it.

I've got so much money, why shouldn't I
spend it on you?

Is that your car?

Pascal's. No, it's yours and I want you
to have it and you deserve it.

Especially after what they did to you.

You mean Loretta?

Yes, Loretta, who burns things when
she's pissed off. Yeah, a lot of people

about that.

In fact, some people might use that
information to... Hey, you're making it

sound like he did it. Okay, maybe we
should talk about that. No, no, and she

should take it back because it's a...
Appalling and disgusting.

If you've got money to throw around, you
could put some of it my way. What, so

you can waste it on a TAB?

My wedding. Oh, give it up, Ped. Yeah,
you'd like that, wouldn't you? Ruin an

old man's happiness.

You are better off out of it. I love
Nani Munro. Oh, Jesus Christ.

I'll do it.

Do what?

I'll pay for your wedding.

All of it.

Don't be ridiculous.

No, I will.

Because you don't know the first thing
about love and you never, ever want

people to be happy. That is not true.
Just because you are scared of

and you don't trust anyone doesn't mean
that I can't or Grandpa.

Yeah, fuck on that slutty. I'm just
trying to look out for you.

Yeah, well, maybe you should be looking
out for yourself.

And if anyone is lying around here, it's
you.

Is she?

Yeah, and she knows why and it's
baloney.

What is?

She's pregnant.

There.

And it's yours, I think.

But if you had any sense, you'd just
stay far away from her because she is

mean and heartless and... Come on, let's
go.

I'll come for a spin.

We can talk turkey and crayfish.
Grandpa, you can have anything you want.

and Nyree.

Am I missing something?

No, no, no, Pascal pretty much laid it
all out.

Were you ever planning on telling me?

I don't know how.

And this bloody wasn't meant to happen,
not now. I mean, it's not like we made

any promises to each other, and we
parted their shits to live with, and

like I'm some kind of spring chicken or
anything.

Are you okay with this?

Oh, yes, woman.

I fucking love you.

I love you, daddy.

As ultimate killing machines go, you're
not exactly coming top of the class. You

are pretty much looking like the bad
guy. You shouldn't have goaded him. And

making him run was subtle.

At least mum believes me. No.

No, we cannot leave this to her. So what
are we doing then?

We fight fire with fire.

I don't think burning shit would be all
that useful right about now.

Rich coming from you? I'm looking for
action here. Forty grand's worth of

action.

I need you to get a hold of someone.

I hope you're not going to say Sparky.
Why the fuck would I say Sparky? Fire

with fire?

No, we can do much better than that,
love.

Shit we've barely gotten started

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