All language subtitles for Outrageous Fortune s04e15 Affection Pooh.eng

If you want my support, then you're
going to have to prove to me that you're

just some final shit that dumps people
and runs off.

Is, uh, airing worth anything?

Of course, it is worth nothing as an
emerald.

You're not going to nick it. You went to
all this trouble for a roof.

You'll be wanting your money.

And the rest.

Two things.

One, you're bitter and selfish, and
that's the one who's your girlfriend.

And then we have another, who's kind and
rather rich.

Not my girlfriend.

Could change, couldn't it?

So I'm thinking we need to be more on to
it when putting stuff in plastic bags.

Okay? And making sure we write on the
bag which part of the car it's from.

I hear that, man.

I didn't even think this was from our
car.

What is it?

No, I don't get it.

Well, you've got money, so you get the
car as well. You've got to send me half

of the car.

But it's none of mine, and it's all over
my place.

The hell's that my problem?

There's someone at the door. Well, get
it.

All right. Good.

Handsome. Wouldn't you rather have Manta
at your place all of the time? Not if

it means having his car.

Hide the driver's array!

Just kidding, Zoe. Come in.

Oh, you brought a little friend.

Hey. Hey, um, I need you to come down to
the station with me.

Yeah, good one, Zoe.

Pretend you're his wife.

I need you to come to the station.

Why? It would just make it a lot easier
for everyone concerned if you just came

with us.

Am I under arrest?

No. It would just make it easier.

Sure.

They can't be good on a relationship.

You and my brain.

You and my brain.

Don't you listen to your old auntie.
What is this about Wayne?

God, there is vomit all through it. It's
not Jane's fault.

No, Ben, it is yours for playing
aeroplanes with her over my back.

You keep chundering like that, you're
going to end up a washed up old model

Auntie Pascal.

Can we get back to Wayne? Has he been
arrested? He's been taken down the

for questioning, all right?

I wonder if Zoe will beat the shit out
of him.

Language around the baby.

What did he do?

I don't know.

Must be weird, though, eh? Like, getting
arrested by your missus?

Gross, there was spew on my tampons.

Yuck. I hope you're going to wash them
first.

Where is he? What the hell is going on?
You old bastard, where is he? I don't

know. Actually, where is Grandpa?

I haven't seen him in ages.

Well, what if he's, like, dead in his
caravan or something?

You should be so bloody lucky.

Don't you dare smack him around in front
of the baby.

What's he done?

Don't you make me come and get you, old
prick.

What's he done?

He's fucking up your asses, what?

If you guys speak like that, I'm taking
genocide.

How have they fucked you up there?

There's been a bit of a crime wave in
West Auckland lately.

Yeah, so what's new, man? Every job
that's been done has two things in

One, the alarms were bypassed by someone
who knew what they were doing. And two,

all the alarms were installed by Judd
Security.

Excellent scam, Wayne.

I didn't do the Berg's van.

Oh, no, no, no, no. Of course you
didn't. Of course you didn't.

But if you had, excellent scam, Wayne.

Not when there's a little sticker saying
protected by Judd Security on every job

that got done.

It's not good painting.

And the only thing my former colleagues
don't know is that on all the jobs that

got hit, I had a beautiful assistant.
And you robbed them.

When I installed the fucking alarms,
your fucking grandfather.

I'll kill him.

No, no, no. That's my job.

Hey, hey, hey. On the bright side,
you've probably got a really good alibi,

right? Because you probably shacked up
with Zoe at the time, man. And then,

let's face it, shit on alibi when a cop
stands there and goes, oh, no, he was in

bed with me at the time, Your Honour.
Ben, I'm looking to smack somebody.

let it be you.

First time I've ever seen you fold
washing.

Well, it's quicker than ironing.

I thought I was dead to you.

Well, I need to speak to Ted.

Last time I checked, he lived out the
back of your face.

Have you seen him lately?

Is he all right?

Jesus, how hard is it for you to answer?
Okay, yes, he dropped in a couple of

days ago.

Did he say anything?

He said plenty, but you're going to have
to be way more specific. What's he

done?

Come on, Mum.

If he's being a dick, I can help.

Got any clues where he is? Yep.

Bet you're not going to like it.

There's got to be something better than
onion. But onion describes it perfectly.

The peeling back of the layers. A war.

It's a lot like war.

You've never been in a war. How would
you know?

My soldiers.

Brave boys.

Each and every one of them sneaking in
under cover of darkness. Like little

commanders breaching the enemy's
defences. Homing in on their target.

Grandpa. The Holy Grail.

A crusade to storm the Holy Land one
castle at a time. A button here.

Button there, feel of lace, the feel of
nipple under the lace. Like an onion,

another layer to be peeled.

Oh, Jesus, he's not on with those
hookers again, is he? Where?

Nyree Munro.

Nyree bloody Munro? Christ, he hates
her. Yeah, well, things have changed. He

kind of did a job for her.

A job? Long story, but now... The gates
of heaven are within my grasp.

Gate to heaven. I don't understand why
the gate to heaven. The ones that open

when Nairie finally spreads her legs.

Ah. Ooh!

All forays by my troops are met with
resistance, I start.

But I'll get there.

By God, I'll die trying.

I know someone who'd like to help with
that.

What's he done?

It's not your concern.

Mum, I just told you about Nairie Munro,
didn't I? Yeah, well, you took your

time about it. Um, that was a bit hard.
We were not supposed to... Thanks for

your help.

No problem.

When do I have time for the gym?

Oh, you make time.

If you haven't noticed, I'm Jane's
primary caregiver, and add that to my

job of keeping this family together, and
I don't think I have much time for the

gym. You don't even need a membership.

Nicky's happy for you to go down there
any time.

My God, this is like digging up dinosaur
bones. You know, like those people who

dress up in safari suits and dig around?

Archaeologists and shit. Yeah, it's like
digging up the ruins of my former life.

Okay. This mascara, for example, this is
from a time when I was less than honest

about playing stuff.

And that led me to... Bruce.

My God, I thought I took this away when
he dumped me, but... No, I just chucked

it in here with the rest of the crap.

My God, no wonder I have a sore back.
You know, lugging all of this shit and

Jane around every day.

Hey.

Oh, Jane's asleep. You can wait till she
wakes up.

No worries.

Looks like a fun hobby.

Yeah, Jane's boot up in my bag.

Excellent. And now I'm finding stuff I
forgot I even had.

That's because a woman's handbag is like
a portal to a parallel universe. Yeah,

a parallel universe that everything
goes, but you can't actually find

And, of course, you need a different
universe for day and for night, which

hauling all the crap from one universe
into another universe, usually while a

guy's standing around waiting.

Oh, my God, that's it?

What is it? Ah, it's... What is it? My
idea, the idea I just had when you were

talking. Thank you.

You're actually going to do anything at
any stage?

Like that girl?

No, about global fucking warming.

I'm doing it.

Doing sweet FA as far as I can see.

Well, she's got to come to me.

Oh, God, Nicky, you're so up yourself.

I put a move on before she's ready. Shut
the gate. She's gone.

And what if someone else puts a move on
when you're busy dicking around?

Oh, there's another rich half -dead
American popped up.

No.

Hayden Peters has.

Bad point.

I would never go for him again. The last
three guys that she's been involved

with, as far as I can tell, are the dead
yank, an Indian midget doctor, and

Hayden Peters. Who says she won't go
back?

She wouldn't. She's a fruit loop, Nicky.
You have no idea what she's going to do

next. Yeah, but that dick?

Just up your game, okay?

And make sure the next dick insider is
yours.

Not his.

Niary. Can I come in?

If you must.

If you wouldn't mind taking your shoes
off.

Don't when you're tracking mud through
the house.

I have no idea where Ted is right at
this very minute.

What about later?

When he turns up looking for a bed for
the night?

He's certainly not staying here.

Well, you boot him out after you've had
your kicks, do you? I don't know what

you're suggesting.

I have standards.

I know how to conduct myself around men.

I'm sure you do, Nyree.

I'm sure you could conduct an entire
orchestra of men trying to get into your

knickers.

But what do you get them to do for you?

I've no idea what you're talking about.

If you happen to see Ted West, would you
mind passing on a message from me?

Can you tell him Cheryl said, I've no
idea what sick, twisted game you've got

going on, but when it comes to hurting
innocent people, can you cut it the fuck

out?

Are we done here?

Yeah. We're done here.

Good. Good for me too.

you would be looking for Grandpa.

How do you know?

Mum came to see me.

Why? The same reason you're here, to
find Grandpa.

It's got nothing to do with her.

This is my mother we're talking about.
When's that ever stopped her?

So where is he?

If you want that story, ask Mum. I am
way too traumatised.

I'm not asking her, I'm asking you.

It's still with Nari Munro.

Sheesh. Is he still trying to tap her?
What exactly has he done?

A one -man crime spree.

Problem is, it all points to me.

Shit.

Does he want it to point to you?

I don't know why he would. Maybe he's
just thinking with his dick.

That's a thought I don't want to dwell
on.

You hear from him?

I'll alert the authorities.

So this is Hayden's idea?

No.

Like I said, when Hayden was talking, I
had the idea. Right.

But, you know, I really wanted to try it
out on you guys first, because you know

how sometimes you have a really good
idea and it turns out to be not such a

idea? Busy here.

Okay, so what's the idea?

It is a bag, okay?

And this bag has lots of little bits
inside, like compartments, and each

compartment is made to hold stuff, like
makeup bits, bone bits.

But the thing is, each compartment can
join...

To the others, you know, with like a zip
or something, but I haven't actually

read up the details. And then you can
change them around. So, once you get the

compartment that you want, you can put
the insides into any other kind of

outside. So you can change your outside
any time you want. It's a bag that can

change with your life. The possibilities
are endless.

So?

That's a really great idea, Pascal.

Good luck with it. I hate it. Well, no,
no, no, I don't hate it. I mean...

I just don't get it.

What's not to get?

This is the most genius idea ever.

Does it really mean? No, it's brilliant.

You know, it's like, if you're going
out, you don't need to sit through all

shit to find your lippy, right? You just
take the bits you need, like your

phone, your make -up, condom.

Yeah. Yeah, and it can have all these
different outsides. You know, like

glamour, classy, you know, beach bag,
gym bag.

It can be whatever you want it to be.
It's like the best bag ever.

No, it is the best bag ever.

Okay, we need to start working on this
now because someone else might get this

idea. No, but it's too late. I've
already had it. Yeah, but they don't

that. Casey, we, hello, as in you and
me, have got, like, back orders coming

of our arse. Okay. Yeah, yeah, boring,
boring.

We. Let's walk again. Okay, you beat
your lily white arse, we will.

Rude. Yeah.

You look busy.

Yeah, she's probably in the bathroom
chucking or lying on her bed trying not

chuck.

Right.

Oh, Sheree reckons you might be up for
joining my gym.

Oh no, I've got far too much else to do.

I'm drawing pictures of hats.

They're handbags.

I'm not a handbag kind of guy.

Well, luckily here is someone who is.

Got that right.

stuff that you said this morning about
bags?

It's my pleasure.

It has given me the most brilliant idea
I've ever had in my whole entire life.

Wow.

Do you want to hear about it?

Yeah, I'd be mad if I didn't.

Okay. Told you so.

Thanks for that.

Yeah, well, you were the one who wasn't
taking it seriously, and now you are.

Get a move on and get the ponce the fuck
out of play.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Might help if pretty boy wasn't so
pretty.

No.

No, you're right.

Bloody lame ducks she goes for.

You're not helping her, right?

Yeah, well, you're not exactly sweeping
her off her feet, are you?

Been a lot of time.

About you and me.

Tried you at the office, thought you'd
be here.

He'll turn up sooner or later.

So do you want another drink?

No, good.

Switha?

Job sheets.

Just trying to remember which jobs
you'll need to handle.

Paste the joint as it turns out.

I wouldn't have been planning it back
then.

Wouldn't bloody put it past him.

No, this is due to something entirely
new and evil in his life.

Yeah, Larry Monroe.

How'd you know that?

I went to see Loretta.

Why'd you see Loretta?

For you, of course.

Thanks, but you don't need to do that.

Well, I do, actually, because like it or
not, he's still part of my family. You

only just, most of the time.

Yeah, true that.

Here's my cross to bear, so you don't
have to get involved.

What if I want to help?

Great. Thanks, but I can fight my own
battles. Oh, Jesus, will you stop it

this macho man alone crap?

It's not crap.

Every place that gets turned over, for
whatever reason... Nyree Munro?

Forget Nyree Munro. He is hitting me in
the fucking pocket every night.

Business is walking out my door because
my name is all over this, so excuse me

if I want to sever all connections with
the West family because none of you are

doing me any fucking favours right now.

Fine.

And I won't tell you then that I went to
see Nyree today and put the hard word

on her.

Great. Thanks for that. Because if he
hadn't turned up here by closing time, I

was planning on getting him around
there. But now that he knows that I'm

for him, I won't have to bother, will I?

Okay.

All right, well, if I find him first,
I'll make sure he's still breathing so

can finish him off. And I said don't
bother.

Too fucking bad.

Appeal to me. Well, not to me.

Get rid of it.

Tomorrow.

You like everything else?

It's acceptable.

I've still got it.

Yes, Ted, you have.

Cheryl paid a visit.

You probably shouldn't go home.

But don't get your hopes up, Ted.

You're not staying here.

Mum, this is a bit weird.

I'm going to catch that old prick
whether he wants me to or not.

Why would Grandpa want you to catch him?

Mum, is this a cry for help?

Just go inside, pet girl.

Okay, well just don't fall asleep
because he's going to know you're there

snorkel.

Night -night.

So, it's a bag you can turn into an
infinite number of other bags.

Well, not infinite, more like he...
That's genius.

I think so.

It's one of those ideas so simple you
wonder why no one's done it already.

I'm doing it now.

Good on you. Yeah.

Make sure you keep hold of your idea.

A lot of people out there waiting to rip
off a good one.

Yeah, I know. Hayden said that I need
to, like, form a company or something,

it all in writing.

And he'd know?

Yeah, he's had heaps of businesses.

A man with a finger in many pies.

Is he your partner?

Oh, he was just giving me advice.

Right.

Of course he was.

Hey, now you're ready to go?

Yeah, let's do it.

Good luck with it all, eh?

Don't you say a fucking word.

Cheeky bloody wanker.

Wow, you have been sick.

Not doing what she's meant to be doing.
I was awake half the night thinking

about our idea. My idea. And then I got
up and I started drawing and I haven't

stopped. I can testify to that. At no
time today has she done any actual work.

Why the fuck not?

I've been working on an idea. My idea.

The best bag ever. It's genius.

I don't care if it's Albert bloody
Einstein.

We've got back orders to fill. Can you
take your idea and hook off? I will.

Oh, and if you see Grandpa, can you club
him, tie him and call me?

Am I accompanying you down to the
station?

Not yet.

What happened last night?

Croatian Cultural Society.

Yes. Alarm system.

Bypassed.

All you've got to do is say his name.

Got any proof?

Why are you protecting him?

Protecting who?

Oh, for fuck's sake, Wayne.

He's not doing you any favours. You
think I don't know that?

I'm just trying to look out for you
here.

Yeah, I know.

You, of all people, should know about
choosing which side of the fence you're

going to be on.

Yeah, I'll deal with it.

There are few things finer, let me tell
you, than the way a woman's nipple

responds to a man's touch.

The way it stiffens and grows as he
rolls it between finger and thumb.

The way she goes. Okay, Grandpa, you
really don't need to tell me this.

Oh, come on, you didn't get your baby
off a toilet seat. Forget the elderly

porn. What about all the shit you're
causing to get into Nairi's undies?

Playing with her nipples.

This crime spree?

Means to an end.

And since when did you join the God
Squad? I didn't. Getting all righteous

it? You are hurting people who actually
give a shit about you. And I'm not

talking about me and Mum.

If you want to eat the omelette, you
have to break the eggs.

What does that even mean?

Hey, Grandpa.

Trust you not to understand.

You'll end up sad and alone, but not me,
no sir.

People are looking for you.

We'd better move fast.

Up home for some clean undies, then you
won't see me for dust.

Hey, you know about companies and stuff?

Yeah, why?

I want to start one.

Yeah, what?

Okay, wets aren't meant to die, but
Grandpa just left. Heading home in such

fresh underwear.

I had an idea.

Don't look at me like that. It happens
more than you think.

Okay, so what is this idea?

Yeah, like I'm going to tell you. You'll
steal it.

Right, so you're here to insult me into
helping you?

It's not really your fault.

The way you are.

Go and talk to a lawyer, Pascal.

Yeah, that's what Hayden said.

You talked to him before you talked to
me?

Well, he's allowed into the house and
you're not.

So you told him about your great idea?

And he was really supportive?

And you're worried about me stealing
your stupid idea? Hayden wouldn't steal

Hayden's a fucking parasite!

Yeah, well, maybe I should get a lawyer.
I wish Jethro was here.

So I can fulfil my dreams of living on
the street. Oh, you don't have to be so

bitter. Fuck off, Pascal.

Fine. And I hope someone does steal your
stupid idea, whatever it is.

Come back here, you old prick.

Give it up, old man. Up, you. You stop
this shit and you stop it now.

What's it to you?

He doesn't deserve this shit. Ow!

I thought you'd wash your hands of him,
slutty prance. He doesn't deserve what

you're doing to him.

The fuck are you staring at? I warned
them.

Don't hire this man.

He's no bloody good.

He's in bed with those sitting west.

I didn't take your accordion, okay?

You know how important this accordion is
to creation community.

No, but I bet you're going to tell me
anyway.

That's what my boy Slavka placed his
fingers to the bone for.

Now it's gone, and I bet you know who
took it. One of those bloody sitting

And g'day to you too, Mr. D.

You tell me who took it. Took what?

A golden accordion. A symbol of
accordion supremacy in New Zealand.

Well, good riddance, that I thought.

Hey, Mr. Dothlick, you tell the Croatian
society that I will refund the cost of

your lamp system.

I will tell them.

But that is not the point.

The point is, you get golden accordion
back or Slavka

and many angry accordionists will pay
you a visit.

Cheryl? Mr. Deep.

Drasky's very good, by the way.

And for the young, it's a triumph for
baby.

Right. Just what the world needs. More
Drasky's.

You can't keep paying people back
because of what he's doing.

Don't want to incur the wrath of many
angry accordionists.

What happened to you?

Nearly had him. Old bastard got me with
a cheap shot.

Cheryl, leave him to me. What he's doing
to you is flat wrong. You should call

the cops. No.

He doesn't deserve your loyalty. God, if
you don't, I will.

What happened to the West Code of
Honour? Fuck that.

Look, I'll get him soon. Tonight,
tomorrow, when you hit the Waitemata

Club. How do you know this?

Oh, my fucking shit.

But when I was putting the job sheets in
order, I realised the old coot was

doing the jobs in the order that we did
the jobs.

So you know where he'll be?

Yeah. And the police have copies of the
job sheets too.

Do you think they'll put it together?

They'll get there eventually.

Well, at his age, he won't go on site.

Even if he does, well, he quite likes it
in there.

Cheryl, I can't do that to him. He
fucking deserves it. Cheryl, my problem,

yours. Stay out of it.

Hey.

It's not a Jane day.

Yeah, I know. I came to see you.

What for?

Why about that?

What about it?

There's a guy I think you should meet.

I'm not really interested, being that
I'm recently widowed. No, no, no, not

that. His wife wouldn't be very happy.

He's a marketing guy. He's into product
startup.

Mm -hmm.

If you want, I can hook you up.

Why? So he can test your idea.

For, like, an exam or something?

In the marketplace.

See if there are people who would buy
it. But it's brilliant.

I agree.

Well, since when did it become a sucky
idea?

It didn't.

But so far it's only you and me who
think so. And Casey.

Alright.

Let's say that we are the only three
people in the entire world who think

this is a brilliant idea.

So what is the sucky idea then?

You need to find out for sure.

How?

This guy can arrange focus groups.

He'll get the opinions of people who
aren't you, me or Casey.

People out there who might buy the bag.
Well Casey would definitely buy it.

Pascal. All I'm saying is, maybe you
should see the guy.

For 30 grand he can tell you everything
you need to know.

Which is a lot cheaper than throwing
your money into an idea that might

fall flat on its face.

Not that I'm saying it's going to
happen.

Well, actually, you sort of are.

No, no. What I'm saying is, spend a
little, learn a lot.

It's not as if you haven't got the
money, yeah?

30 grand?

What a bunch of bullshit.

He's probably right.

Like what?

He's like really smart when it comes to
business stuff.

He's in direct mail.

What, he delivers junk mail?

No, I'm pretty sure he's got people to
deliver junk mail for him.

That's not dodgy at all.

I can test your idea.

Cost you way less than 30.

How much less?

30 grand less.

You buy me a drink is what it will cost.

Are you serious?

Yeah, it'll be 10 times more real than
any focus marketing crap.

Be honest, alright?

She can take it. If you don't get it or
if it's not your thing, you say so. No

one's going to hold it against you.

There you go.

Hi, I'm Pascal.

Thank you all for agreeing to listen.

And I won't take too long so you can all
get back to hitting things and lifting

stuff.

Anyway, I want to show you all an idea
that I had the other day.

They loved it.

There you go.

Well, I said for the lady with the deep
voice.

She can bench press twice her weight. I
wouldn't trust her opinion when it comes

to handbags.

But everyone else. Exactly. Big thumbs
up. Yeah, it was amazing.

It was, wasn't it?

It's very simple.

It doesn't matter what you really think,
whatever she says, you listen and you

love the idea.

Or you don't get next month's membership
for free.

Yeah, thank you so much for such a
genius idea.

Okay, with your genius idea.

Yeah, so true.

And slightly cheaper than 30k.

Wow. Thank you again, and I have to get
you that drink.

I will take you up on that.

It's just something I've wanted to do
for ages.

But you just suggested it this
afternoon.

Yeah, that was an excuse.

For me to buy you a drink.

I thought I might buy you one, and then
maybe I can buy you dinner.

I think you're pretty fucking amazing.

Which is something I've wanted to say
for a long time.

But there was a problem.

What?

Loretta.

Oh, yeah.

Loretta, I hook up with the wrong
sister.

Not that I'm saying we're going to hook
up because you owe me a drink.

You are amazing.

And I know you're going to do amazing
things.

And I also know you don't need me or
anyone else.

Coming along for the ride, because when
you take control of things, the world

will fall at your feet.

I know that for a fact.

And I'll be there cheering you on.

I've got to go.

Yeah.

But thank you.

All right, perfect.

Okay.

I need to go out.

Okay.

Hayden, hi, thanks for coming.

No worries.

You want a drink? No, thank you. Oh,
okay.

Well, if we're not in a pub to do what
God intended, what can I do?

Nothing. I can manage that.

I want to thank you for all your
enthusiasm towards my idea.

And also for the offer of marketing
help.

But I have decided to decline.

Oh.

Okay. And being that you are you, I
think it's best that we don't ever talk

about my idea ever again.

Who exactly am I, Pascal?

You're you.

Which is what?

Well, you know, junk mail stuff.

Direct marketing.

Dodgy stuff.

And I'm me, and I have to do things in
my own way, which means staying clear of

all of that.

I have to take control, Hayden.

You're quite right, Pascal.

So do you want a drink?

Ah, no, sorry, my next appointment has
just arrived.

Good luck with it all, eh?

Yeah.

You too.

Hey, genius!

Casey, hi, thanks for coming.

Chicks want a drink?

A body for me, nothing.

Well, cheap rent.

Not the best bag ever. I'm so excited
about it. I know, so we need to make a

plan. I've been dying to work in it all
day, but, you know, Shira's been making

me work on what it's supposed to do.
Yeah, she is an unbeliever, which is why

need to make a plan. So what about? The
plan is this.

I would set you up with anything you
need. Sewing machine, materials,

just make me a list. We set up at your
place to make the prototypes, and once

I'm happy with these, we will go into
production.

Okay, that sounds like a plan.

I'll find a lawyer, put everything down
on paper. 70 -30.

How do you mean?

Well, once Best Bag starts making money,
you will get 30 % of the profits. Okay,

so what's wrong with 50 -50? My idea,
I'm putting up the money.

Drink, to celebrate.

No, no I can do, people see.

He's not here.

I know.

So what will it take?

For you to get Ted to stop this
nonsense.

Which nonsense is it? Oh, come on, don't
bullshit me, Nyree.

What will it take?

Ted is very much his own man.

He's living in your pocket.

He wishes.

Yeah, he does.

And you're feeding off that.

You know, whatever spins your wheels.

But there are other lives at stake here,
Nyree.

So what's it going to take for you to
call him off?

We have a lot of history, Ted and I.

Too many dead people in common.

I do have feelings for him.

It's good to be needed, Cheryl.

To have a man who will do just about
anything for you.

Very attractive.

Yeah, it is.

To have someone who needs you.

He'll still need you after you've opened
your legs for him, Nyree, if that's

what you're worried about.

I have standards, Cheryl.

I know you do, Nyree.

But if you have feelings for him, then
it's about time he did something about

it, because he is one job away from
getting caught.

Ted won't get caught.

He's still got it. No, no, no. He's a
silly old fool, and one night he's not

going to turn up, and then you'll be
alone.

Me too.

To be alone when you've got a man who
would do just about anything for you?

It's a pretty dumb choice in my book.

So maybe it's time we did something for
him.

If you love him.

Or whatever.

Then prove it.

Don't you bloody move!

What the hell are you doing, giving a
man a heart attack like that? Oh, what

about the reaming you're giving me?
Don't be a girl's blouse. No one's going

pin this on you. What about my business,
you old prick?

Every bloody alarm iron still gets
knocked over. You don't think word's

around? You're fucking up my life. Sorry
about that, but I have an omelette to

eat. A what? I'm on a noble quest to win
a lady.

You're trying to get your end away.

You should know what it's like when you
love someone.

Oh, you love her.

Of course I love her, you moron.

You know what it's like.

How far are you prepared to go?

Shut up. Why did you put up with me all
this time?

For her, that's why.

No, you did. I didn't. I'm not making
your mistake.

I'm grabbing life. By the balls and
living it. Get out of the way. You piss

You piss off. You did. Give it up. Give
it up. I've still got it and I know I

have. Get out of the way.

Bloody... Shit.

Come on.

Liberation.

You'll be the death of me, old man.

Get in there, stay quiet, and don't come
out till everyone's fucked off!

what you said.

What did I say?

I took control.

And it felt good.

And all that stuff that you said before.

It felt really nice actually.

So should we get that drink?

Where do you want to go?

Feel like okay?

What happened to you?

Things went a bit cockeyed.

Sit down.

Have a drink.

I don't have anything for you.

Bloody idiot.

Bloody fool I am.

I haven't got it anymore.

Did you break into my house? I would
have it.

Bought my own pith, though.

So, uh, did you get your man?

Yep. I got him.

Saved his arse.

Lost him again.

What are you doing here?

I don't think he'll do that again.

Oh, what makes you so sure?

A few words in the right ear.

I thought I told you to stay out of it.

Well, since when did I ever do what you
told me to?

And is it really so terrible that I do
something for you for a change?

He's in love.

Yeah, maybe so.

and people do weird shit when they're in
love.

Ain't that the truth?

Well, anyway, mostly I just wanted to
make sure that you were

okay.

Yeah, thanks for that.

Yeah, sorry.

I'll go now.

Are you a broken record?

Are you the

lid to the things I once hid?

You're doing that thing where you watch
me while I sleep.

Yeah. Don't.

freaky.

Well, this is more the freaky that I had
in mind.

Why haven't we been doing this as often
as humanly possible?

I don't know.

I think it was to do with somebody owing
someone an apology and there

was a bit of crack.

I can remember what this stupid shit was
about.

That's not good.

What is that?

It's a peace offering.

Who's the shit, Chuck?

What time do you call this?

You're back, are you?

We must have work to do. All the crime
in this neighbourhood.

Crime, really?

It's a crop.

But they never caught the bugger, did
they?

I take it you found your wands in Nari's
knickers. Don't be disgusting.

But I do know the path to paradise.

Cheryl.

Hey, it's OK. Just stay out all night. I
looked after Jane.

Maybe give us a bit of notice next time,
eh? Come on, Pascal was here.

No, Pascal never came home either.

Really? Really.

How are you, Princess?

Hey, you.

Nairie. Cheryl.

You were right.

I'm sorry, I just thought you said then
I was right.

Don't be childish.

The point is, Ted and I talked.

We put aside all the games.

Four play, I suppose you'd call it.

Look, if you guys have had sex, I am
going to hear about it eventually, so

don't really need... I thought you'd got
it by now, Cheryl.

I'm an old -fashioned girl. I like to do
things properly.

Yes, Cheryl.

Ted asked me to marry him.

And I said yes.

Thought you'd like to know.

Oh, bugger me.

I'm in the garden.

I cut the cord from my mother.

She pat me on the head and said, don't
you see, boy, get to see me.

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