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Who's this?

One. She's bitter, angry, and selfish.

Right. And that's the one who's your girlfriend.

And then we have another.

So kind, attractive, and rather rich.

Not my girlfriend.

Could change, couldn't it?

Oh, shit.

Cheryl! Nari!

You evil bitch!

Don't you call my grandmother a bitch. She was. You really are a lot like her.

Fuck you! You must be slutted.

You bastard! You fucking bastard!

Chaser! Chaser!

Come on.

Sid, grab a glass.

What's this night up?

Always have me with that reefer joke.

You didn't call me.

Yeah, well, if I'm heavy lifting, I didn't want you to do your begging. Very

considerate. Oh, come on, grab a glass. I don't need charity.

Was he on the reg or what?

Boys, lads, have I got something for you.

Put your hand in there.

Knock off.

Now go on.

No. Come on, give it to me. What did you just find your cock, Aaron?

I want to show you my nuts.

Ooh, chrome wheel nuts for the Valiant. Man, what a choice.

Two nuts, big deal. There's 18 more where those little babies came from.

Whoa.

What's Dane Harris doing with the old lady?

Ah, uh, Keith, nice Dane Harris.

Yeah. Give your buddy a nice day. Yeah, mate. I reckon they're on.

No, they're away.

He's all over them like sump oil.

No, they're just having a beer, man.

Oh, man, that's way out of school, man. It's like copping a feel of your jacket.

No, she's not my chick. Well, she was.

She was your old lady.

And he's a mate of yours.

Come on, tide's out, eh? She's kissing him. Man, shut the fuck up. If he gets

any deeper, he's going to know what she had for lunch.

That's bad, man.

Same again, Mr. Tonner.

There used to be a sign out front. No dogs allowed.

Hello, Ted.

Still alive?

Hail and hearty, Nari.

I wanted to get drunk in peace.

That's a hint, in case you were wondering.

Problems? Oh, yes.

Sure, you'd find it amusing to know I've been shafted.

By my own family, no less.

I'm not about to give you the satisfaction.

Suit yourself.

My sister just died.

The fat one with the dodgy eye.

Poor Barbara.

You couldn't stand her. She was family.

I made a necklace.

Dad gave her.

Our only family heirloom.

Barbara was supposed to pass it on to me.

But her daughter nappled it. Then the little tart flogged it off without even

telling me.

Is this heirloom worth anything?

Sentimental value, mostly.

Not something I'd expect you to understand.

Well, of course, it is worth something as an emerald.

Even as a name.

Duckeye of Rangoon.

Mum always meant me to have it.

We've got to do something, man.

That dickwad is disrespecting our brother here.

I'm not your brother.

I mean, for this kind of disrespect, there's only one possible response.

We go over there, we give him a smack.

No, that's piss weak.

How is smacking him over weak?

Because it shows he's got to you. Let's just go. No. No way do they drive us out

of our own pub.

Not your pub.

Oh, man, he just shoved a stick between his legs. Fuck this, man. Mate, he's not

worth it. Now, I'm out of here, all right? But in case you're wondering, I'm

leaving because of them.

Okay? It's because you're giving me the shits, man.

Hey, Munster, it's cool, man. I've got your back, man.

Where the hell have you been?

Down the pub.

If I want to get an egg, I'll go home to your mother.

The popcorn's cold.

What are we watching?

No country for old men.

That'd be right.

What's up your bum?

Me? Box of fluffies.

Ran into Nari Munro at the Rusty.

So?

So I'm just saying that's why I'm late.

What were you doing even talking to her?

She's a bit down on her luck.

Good.

Going on about some lost heirloom.

The Takai Brangoon.

Dumb name.

Be worth a bit.

That's what happened to it.

I've got a fine name.

Any chance the old man gets his end away?

Stop your lazy present.

Do you think we occupied a pride of day?

We used it before.

Um... Same parrot.

Proven one.

Bye, babe.

go there.

With Dane Harris?

Was it any good?

Well, the guy's got a rep.

It was good, I think. I'll cut his mess.

What about the Bahama Triangle? What about it? Well, Dane's done time.

Yeah, yeah, I know that.

I thought you wanted to stay away from the triangle.

No. The Bahama Triangle is when I take a good guy and because of me he turns

bad. You know, but in Dane's case... He's already bad, so how does that help?

I'm cutting out the middleman.

So if anything goes wrong, it's not my fault.

Okay. What about Munter?

He's made his bed, and I've made mine.

You know, even though I didn't make Dane's bed, because I'm kind of

and I don't think he's got any clean sheets, I could if I wanted to, and that

wouldn't be any of Mum's business either.

Hey, can you give us a hand with this?

I can't, I need a copy and a chanter first.

I think he was heading for a fall.

She already took one.

Jesus!

Any chance you fellas might clean up a bit today?

No. There's a chance.

Hey, Mr J.

Boys, have I got something for you.

Month. Legend.

Look.

Full set?

Oh, we're good.

We can't pay.

Well, it's a gift month.

From me to you.

Okay. In your time of pain, I've seen your old lady being a horny bitch with

your former so -called mate, Dane Herrick.

Respect.

Judd. Wayne Judd.

Yep, double D like Jane Russell.

Jane Russell?

Never mind.

What are you doing?

Yep, that's the one.

Right. Good on you. Thanks, mate.

You're using my name.

Doesn't affect it.

For what?

Just a bit of background on some missing jewelry. We're not looking for any. We

meant to be doing a quote.

Love to, but Dad must have done me poor old back then.

Lifting the phone.

Come on, Ted.

I was just thinking of you.

Oh, it's you.

Just because I endured a drink with you, don't think for one moment. Think what?

I'm not asking you in.

Pretty.

I dug up some interesting news on the duckeye.

Oh.

Wait.

Thought you might see it my way.

How about a slice of something to go with it?

Get on with it.

Your emerald's being held by an estate jeweller.

Pending resale.

Little bitch.

You know who the jeweller is?

How the hell would I know?

Johannes van Sturmer.

No. Yuppie bastard with the Krugerrand. I know.

And now he's got my duck eye.

It's up for auction.

How much?

About 25.

They don't have that kind of money.

What kind of money do you have?

Five.

Ten.

Okay.

We're here.

So... G'day.

So maybe you can tell me why we're here?

Over there.

Hop in.

Tell them you want to gander at a stone for the Duggar of Rangoon.

The one Nairi was telling you about?

Why can't you do it?

Don't staminase my face.

You're not going to nick it.

Let's leave this on a need -to -know basis.

Okay, I need to know, or I don't play taxi and I don't help.

Jesus wept, all I want is the make and model of the state.

But, Grandpa... You think I'm past it, don't you?

No. You and every other bastard. No, I don't. You're the best.

But it has been a while.

Then maybe you should look at it this way.

No other bugger in the family will give you the steam off that piss. So maybe

you should do what I bloody will ask.

Safe, make and model.

Got it.

Hello, hello, hello, as the cop said to the whore with three tits.

I've got a boner for you.

Piss off, spiller.

No, I'm ugly.

The forged flat -top piston, 20 -thousand oversize, Molly rings the

Oh, yeah.

A lot.

Realty, on account of you and Muntz being my mates.

Fuck off.

No, not cheap. It's free.

For my bro. Look, mate, we don't want your parts.

We're not your mates. And you are not my brother.

Oh.

What did I say to upset the Buntmeister?

suffering, you know.

Well, so what do we do, man, to deal with Dane Herrick?

Do what?

Well, a man's got thick bars, mate, see?

Yeah, yeah.

Herrick, do you want to leave that here?

Here you are, mate.

You!

Duck eye?

It should be called duck butthole. It's ugly.

And you're sure the safe was at Pegasus?

Mark 2 -190. I got a good look without putting it away.

Must be a new model.

Righto, nothing like a challenge.

The place is fully alarmed. It's got sensors everywhere.

I'll cross that bridge.

Why are you doing this?

I made a deal.

With Nyree Munro.

Tell me you didn't. Seven grand, not a bad night's work.

It's worth a lot more than that.

Grandpa, you hate Nyree and she can't stand you. She's not that bad. She is

bad. How would you know?

I just know that she's a double -crossing heartless bitch.

She's a survivor, all right.

Have you thought that maybe it wasn't an accident, her coming in here, where she

never drank, and then she just happens to mention that she wants something that

just happens to be in a safe? And gosh, here's Ted West, the best safe cracker

in the biz.

Bit of a coincidence.

You knew?

Then why... I've got my reasons.

Grandpa, you can't trust her.

I'm doing my homework, miss. Don't you worry about that.

Dane Harris.

How could she even go there? Well, you did.

Once. Well, maybe twice, but then I dumped him. Maybe twice.

I dumped him, and then straight away he goes and knocks up Karina Balani, and

then Aletha Thingamajiggy, and then Denise Riley, and he never pays child

support. I did.

Well, she's a grown -up, and as long as it's not affecting her work... What

would you know?

Not much.

Thinking about Casey, she's got this big heart, but when it comes to men, she's

like... She's suffering from low self -esteem, and Dane Harris hasn't looked.

Jesus, you don't think she'd get knocked up to him, do you? Oh, no.

Well, it's her life.

Isn't it?

No. Not when she's about to ruin it because of a world -class flea bag.

Maybe you're right.

Here's your great corned beef, Cheryl.

Here's some sauce.

Thank you, Nicky.

You lying old huckery.

Just the man I was looking for.

Ever met a woman you trust, Wayne?

Yeah, of course. Name one.

My mum.

Hang on.

Don't you want to check out these plants? I'm busy.

What are you up to, you old bugger?

Nothing you need know about.

So we'll go to the pub. Got beers in the fridge.

Come on, man.

You can't let Casey stop you doing what you want to do.

Same about her.

Yeah, well, it could be a reason you don't want to go there, right?

Which would be a thing that said that...

Maybe you did care. The reason I don't want to go there is because of Aaron

fucking Spiller.

He's not so bad, man. What, for a racist Nazi boy?

Yeah, well, this is a pretty nice piece of metal.

Yeah, no good without the other five.

Well, we'll get them. Not from Aaron fucking Spiller, we won't. It's for the

car, bro. If we take shit from him, he thinks we're his mates.

And you, you're just encouraging him. I'm not. You are.

I'm not.

Oh, so?

No, yeah, I'll get that. All right, it's all right. That's the last thing I can

do after the corned beef.

Great sauce.

Let's pack it.

You will never guess what just happened to me in the loo. What?

Hoochie knickers.

Wild thing, hot sauce, the killer's whispers, the spendersette.

In the loo? How? Karina Balani just tried to flog them off to me. What's

Balani doing with... Dane Harris.

You want me to sort this, Cheryl?

Thought you didn't care.

Of course I do.

Well, I took care of Karina. No, no, it's not Karina I'm worried about.

Anything I can do.

This is chick business?

Yeah, I'll deal with it.

What's she doing here? She's my wheel.

The duck eye's no family heirloom. It was never even in your family, was it?

right.

But that doesn't mean it's not owed to me. He promised.

Who did?

Johanna. Van Sturmer. She's lying again. What would you know about love and

betrayal, you frigid little cow?

Let's get out of here.

Why with Van Sturmer, are you?

After Lefty died, I was lonely.

Johannes was persistent.

You went out with that? For freedom's sake.

Just dinner.

First.

And tango lessons.

He'd let me wear nice things from the shop, but I always had to give them

I thought this was about love.

One day he brought me the duckeye to wear and wear. I fell in love with it.

That's more like it. He promised it to me.

Then he broke his word.

And what was he expecting in return?

Whatever he might have been expecting, he didn't get it.

Still a prick teaser, eh, Nairie? Legs crossed, no entry.

If you won't help me.

I didn't say that.

You are not serious. I know the code for the alarm.

He might have changed it.

If you've lost your bottle, Ted, you only need to say.

I haven't lost anything.

So these aren't sifting.

I don't even know why.

It's her.

No way. I'm sorry, this has been a mistake. No way would Dane do this.

So how did Karina get stopped then?

Beats me.

Okay.

I'm sorry.

We had this box that we were going to drop off at the post office, but before

could, Dane's car got broken into.

That is bullshit.

Karina said she was hassling Dane for maintenance, and he flicked her the

knickers to shut her up. Oh, yeah.

And Karina Blaney always tells the truth.

And what about your boyfriend?

What if he took them? All right.

I promise I won't take stock home, okay?

Oh, Jesus.

Come on.

You know, I really need a blow, because I'll be feeling empty.

You know, and even though Dane can't fool me up the way Munter can, what's

better than nothing?

And I promise I'll sort it with Dane. You bloody better, because if this

again... No, I won't.

I promise.

OK?

Where did that come from?

You've got a seven -day free trial.

Lucky me.

Oh, gosh, look, it's a Pegasus Mark 2190.

With double locking and electronic override.

Do you mind?

Grandpa, last night...

All that prick -teaser -leg -cross stuff.

What was that all about?

Between me and Nairie.

And it was a long time ago.

You didn't. Tell me you didn't. For a while.

But it didn't get me anywhere. Are you happy now?

No. Actually, I feel kind of sick.

Nairie McMurtry, she was back then.

Sixteen, in a St.

Therese's uniform.

Ripe and ready for the plucking.

False bloody advertising.

I went to bed each night with balls like throbbing coconuts.

Couple of months of that, I dumped her and hooked up with Rita. After a relief,

I can't tell you.

So, you're saying she's a woman scorned? I'm not scared of Nari.

Maybe you should be.

Piss off, I need to concentrate.

Grandpa. Shush.

Well, well.

If it isn't little Rita.

I'm sorry I'm running a bath.

Grandpa broke your heart and now you're setting him up. Is that it?

He broke my heart?

Is that what he told you? It's been festering inside you all these years and

it's payback time.

God, you look like her, don't you?

More than ever before.

If I wanted your opinion, I'd ask for it. Rita was always looking for the

too. So paranoid.

She was also often right.

And you want to end up like her?

Bitter, lonely, full of regret.

And you're a fucking saint, I suppose.

No, but I think life's too short to waste on regrets.

Okay.

So what is the angle?

I want Ted to do this job for me because he's the best.

Unless you don't think he's up to it. Of course he's up to it! Well then, I'm

glad we had this talk.

Teed about?

Um, haven't seen him. Bugger.

Got a job on.

Nah, nothing urgent.

If you see him, can you tell him I dropped by? Yeah, sure.

Cheryl?

Yeah? Has the old man said anything about what he's been up to lately?

To me?

Not likely.

Something's brewing, I can feel it.

Well, he's been spending a lot of time with Loretta.

You're still not talking?

No.

Well, fair enough.

Well, I'll see you later, eh?

Mm -hm.

Give it up.

Come on. You know you want to.

Good.

What are you doing with that?

That's got to keep his hand in.

You know I can search the history on the work computer, don't you?

What about it?

Seems like someone's been looking up a rock called the Duckeye of Rangoon.

I'd sort of know.

What are you up to, you old coot? Nothing that concerns you. Now bugger

Come on, Ted.

Talk to me.

You ever woken up without a morning glory?

A what?

Steppy. Woody.

Hard on.

Blood gorge, blue veins. Yeah,

I get it, I get it.

Well, maybe not every morning.

You don't?

Well, most mornings.

I do.

Regular as anything.

Ever since I was 12.

Until recently.

Yeah, well, it probably slows down a bit when you get older. Oh, fuck that.

That's not going to happen. Not to me. I've still got the vital juices.

Ted, you're not making any sense.

And why don't you get back to your heavy lifting, eh?

Ted. I told you.

I'm busy.

Hey, Mr. J.

You seen the lads around?

Uh, no.

Liar! Hey. You ripped off those knickers and you gave them to Karina Balani. Did

that dopey bitch tell you that to your face? No, no, not exactly.

Babe, babe, that is so much bullshit.

Karina nicked them, okay?

She's just so pissed off at me because she knows I'm really into you. Yeah,

right. Look, the bitch won't let it go.

She's always on to me about the kid, which is probably not even mine. Dane,

that's not a nice thing to lie about. I'm not.

I asked her to take the test, and she turned me down.

What does that tell you?

Hey, Case, hey.

People say all this shit about me, but you get me, eh?

You understand, eh? Yeah, but it's like not a thinking thing. It's like a

feeling. You're smart.

Beautiful.

Sexy as hell.

Maybe you should clean her gum someplace else, mate.

You're not my mate. No, but I got mates that were your mate.

And what's it to you?

Well, my bro, he wants to drink here with me in peace.

But he can't on account of you dry humping his old lady.

Yeah, yeah, that's you, bitch.

Don't you have no respect?

Hey, don't talk to her like that.

Or what? You think you can take me?

Oh, you think you can, all right. Well, you can take me.

Dave!

I was just doing what I had to.

Take off.

Come on.

I hope you haven't gone soft on me, Ted.

I?

According to Little Rita, you shattered my poor heart.

Sounds about right.

Sad how the memory plays tricks, isn't it?

For the record, I broke it off with you.

I moved on.

Best thing I ever did.

Lefty had no complaints.

Poor bastard didn't know any better. And he only had one ball.

Shame you missed your chance.

Is this? Hello.

How are we going? I just came to tell you we don't have much time.

They've put the duck eye up for auction.

So it had to be tomorrow night at the latest.

Is that a problem?

No problem at all.

I can find someone else.

There's no one.

No one as good as me.

So you keep saying.

So we're on for tomorrow then.

Ah, fuck me.

Does it hurt?

Yeah?

Nah, nah, nah, it's good, it's good.

Might take you down to A &E, you might have cracked some ribs.

It's cool, I'm a quick healer.

Lucky for fucknuts you stepped in. Man, I was all set to take him downtown to

Chinatown. Oh yeah, you had a lucky escape, alright.

Just doing what a mate does for a mate, see.

Come on, I'll drive you down.

Yeah, yeah.

But only because they give me good drugs, eh?

It's cool.

Man, you know what this means.

No, what does it mean?

We've got to punch out Dane Harris, bro.

No, we don't. Yeah, it's the rules when your mate gets punched out.

Well, he's not our mate.

Well, he's doing everything mates do. Yeah, but that doesn't make him our

He's got the shit kicked out of him for you. So?

Shit, man, you got hard.

Okay, but think about it. What happens now if I go around and smack out Dane

Harris, bro?

He'll be sore, eh?

No, he'll think I'm doing it because of Casey.

But you wouldn't be doing it for her, would you? Nah, man, nah, no way. You'd

doing it for Aaron.

I'm not fucking doing it. No, no, but say you wanted to smack out Dane Harris,

but you didn't want him to think it was because of Katie. Then this would be

good, man.

Because we could just tell everyone that, you know, it was because he beat

our mate, our kind of mate. Yeah, but then Aaron Spiller thinks I'm doing it

because of him. But really, it would be for the car.

Eh? Yeah, because, see, Dane Harris, he still gets the shit kicked out of him,

right? But we say it's for Aaron, so Aaron keeps turning up around here with

cool shit for the car, man.

Huh?

It's Wim fucking Wimber.

It was obscene.

What are you on about now?

You, flirting with Nairie. Talk about Night of the Living Dead.

And you're so popular, are you, missy?

Are you showing off to her? Is that what this is all about?

Think what you like.

I don't trust her, Grandpa.

And you are too old, and you're too rusty, and you are going to get caught.

if you get put away, then I'm going to be all by myself, and this time you

come out except in a box.

Face it, you cannot crack this thing.

Is that the best you can do, your voter support?

No wonder you're Nigel No -Mate. I care, okay? And I can see that this is going

to end really fucking badly.

Right. Thanks for that.

I've tried talking, emotional blackmail, but it's like she's got this hold over

him. And tonight, you sure about that? Yeah. Have you still got your handcuffs?

Only for recreational use.

Was that a joke?

Uh, yeah.

But first we'll try and talk some sense into your bastard.

Then we'll threaten him.

Morning.

Ted?

Where's the safe?

Eh? Oh, they sent it back.

Did you crack it?

Nah.

Technology's finally caught up with me, sad to say.

So you're jacking it in?

Jacking what in?

That duck eye of Rangoon.

Yes, it's all off.

Told Nairi I've come to my senses.

Give her a call if you don't believe me.

As if I believe anything she said.

You were right, I'm too old.

And with Wolf gone, they need a real man around that hen house.

Unless you want to put up your hand, Trotsky.

It's not up to me.

Well, one of us has got the full set.

Was there anything else, or can I finish my cuppa in peace?

Yeah, come on by the office sometime?

Any heavy lifting involved?

Get over it, Ted.

I'll be there when I'm there.

Is this for real?

Pick me up 1 .30am sharp.

Don't be late.

And if you breathe a word of this to Wayne, you try and stop me, my girl,

have no family left.

You don't want me to go to jail.

Put your money where your mouth is.

You did crack it before you sent it back, right?

The Pegasus Mark 2 -190 is a fine piece of engineering.

What's my cut?

You said 1 .30 sharp.

I was in the loo. Tummy giving me jib.

If you're feeling nervous, maybe that's not a good sign.

I always have a dummy for a job.

Just need to keep them.

Why did you lock the door if you're only going to the toilet?

It's a bad neighbourhood.

It's an electronic lock.

Situations like this, I like to use a baby key.

If Nairi's given us the wrong number, I'll kill it.

There's only one way to find out.

In the old days, there would have been four of us on a job like this.

All gone now. Okay, that's really saddening. Can we please get the fuck on

it? Get back out to the car and keep watch. I won't be long.

Grandpa. Get out of here.

You were supposed to have the engine running. Yeah, I know, but... Move!

Go!

Go! Go! Go!

You could have warned me you were going to blow it.

In the end, I went the old -fashioned way. Bit of boomstick at the right place

and she opened like a tart.

You're cut.

You're not really going to give that to Nairie, are you?

Seven grand's not to be sniffed at.

Grandpa, we could get more than that. We could get so much more than that. I

gave him a word.

So? And there may be fringe benefits.

Interest accruing. You're not serious.

Two months of cock -teasing and not so much as a handjob.

About a hundred years ago.

Bugger the seven, I'll be collecting the Jews at last.

Do you mean to say that you went to all this trouble for a route?

From Nairi Munro?

It's not just a route.

It's the principle.

Oh, my God!

Hey, we could get him in the car park on a rusty nail. But not if he's with

Case.

Nah, because of her left hook.

That, and I don't want to think she's got something to do with it, bro.

Yeah. Hey, um, I've been thinking, maybe she's been eluding Dane Harris, like,

for you, bro.

How does that work?

Well, like, to prove she's not a licky lick, and two, to make you jealous, man.

Better fit, bro.

What? Better fit.

Uh, I don't know. We've got time to decide, eh?

Almost. I'm late.

Don't worry about it.

Nothing got stolen, did it?

No.

I still know what you're thinking.

You're thinking that I'm terrible and a do -it.

You know, but at least when Dane Harris is screwing my brains out, I'm not

thinking about what I've lost and how I'm never going to get it back.

Come on, babe.

Oh, come on, look, I just want you to be happy, that's all. Yeah, well, it

doesn't matter if I'm rooting Dane Harris, you know, or if I throw myself

a bus, it doesn't make a difference.

Well, is he maybe to the bus driver?

Come on, Case. Look at me. Look. I care about you.

Rochelle cares about you. You've got so many people in the world who love you,

Case. And you deserve way better than Dane Harris. You know that, don't you?

So what she said. Yeah.

Maybe.

It's heaven today.

He needs me.

That was hard help, mate.

Yeah, bro.

I don't think we're going to get it done at one point, eh?

Nothing stops us, bro.

Oh, man.

Boys! My crew!

Deepest respect for your good man today. I heard.

Five sets of French doors. That's a lot of patio books, eh? No, man. I mean,

what you did today in Harris.

Man, has he messed up a what? I mean, you guys messed him up big time.

Well, we didn't. No, we didn't go around to him. Yeah, right, like it wasn't you

guys that put him in A &E. It was an accident.

Yeah, probably.

Don't worry, I don't say nothing about your bulk.

Good cover.

You know Aaron Spiller?

Doesn't forget his enemies and doesn't forget his mates. You know, he's real

good mates.

So what are we having?

Beer. Yeah? Hey, can we have a jug over here?

Yeah? Make it two. Three.

Anything for my mates, eh?

Well, well.

You actually pulled it off.

What did you expect?

You'll be wanting your money.

And the rest.

A deal's a deal.

Cut the bullshit, Nari.

Heaven's a good cut.

I didn't come down in the last shower.

The duck eye is part of a set.

Necklace and matching earrings.

Really? The earrings were nicked in a job in Dunedin a few years back.

Put them together with the necklace and we're talking what?

A hundred?

A hundred and twenty?

Ted, I promise on my mother's grave, I don't have the earrings.

Not anymore, you don't.

You rely, old dog.

If you need something more secure, I can recommend the Pegasus Mark II 190.

I'll keep that in mind.

How much for the earrings?

I'm willing to come to an arrangement.

You're still a fine -looking woman, are you?

You haven't changed a bit, Ted.

Not where it counts.

Neither have I. You couldn't push me into it, then you can't do it now.

Is that so?

A lady likes to feel wooed.

She likes to feel special.

So, how about dinner?

Somewhere nice.

Somewhere worth dressing up for.

I could even wear the full set.

I wasn't born yesterday.

But we can discuss terms.

Have a dinner if you want.

I look forward to it.

I wish I was a baby. It'd be so nice to be looked after all the time.

Hey, anybody home?

G'day. Shall we rebound?

All right.

Cheers.

What did you do to yourself?

Oh, uh, ran into that guy who was nicking your knickers.

Dane Harris?

Yeah, we had a chat.

I think he's seen the error of his ways.

Your knuckle's doing most of the talking. Didn't think you cared.

Guys don't take advantage of chicks. Not in my book. It's not on.

Can I get you a beer?

Yeah.

Just let Shireen know I'm here.

Not a bad bloke.

Yep.

Amen.

I hear Van Sturma's got done over.

Something about a missing emerald?

Couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke.

I was half expecting to have to go down and bail you out.

Not today.

Good, because we still got that job to quote on. You in for that?

Like a robber's dog.

You're perky today.

Yeah, well, in case you're wondering about that other thing. I wasn't.

like a bit of anticipation to get the vital juices pumping.

In 1979,

we had orange and brown wallpaper

in the lounge.

And the TV could get only one channel then.

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