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And this is Milt, my adorable and completely wonderful new husband. Well,

took a trip to Las Vegas in his private jet. So he insulated.

Well, whatever's going on, I know one thing for sure.

The United States girl shares one root and one heart attack away from a ton of

cash. Milt, so did you have fun?

There were complications, but nothing I couldn't handle.

Oh, maybe you're more like them than you want to think.

You framed your father for bank robbery.

He deserved it. Don't you ever come into my house again.

I need a raise. I haven't had one in three years and Lloyd doesn't know if

going to lose his job and then we've got this baby coming.

I know, I'm sympathetic.

We've all got our problems.

There's no fear.

Well, why don't you go and buy some? I'll see what I can do.

You've got to see Judd's fridge.

Chock full of beer. All the meat you can eat.

Well set up for the single man.

Well, why don't you bugger off over there then?

I would. But he's going on a date with a younger model.

Zoe, have you met her? Not a bad thought for a copper. Quite attractive.

Hey. No, we don't want any.

As I was saying, not a bad looker.

Call her in only a towel one day.

Nice and old. Oh, Jesus Christ, old man. Yes, I use the Lord's name in vain. If

you've got some good news, why don't you take it next door to the neighbours?

They could fucking use it.

Ask Elwes? No.

No?

She's too old to be me.

My mum.

Hi, Mark.

Hi.

Oh, yeah, Mark. Hi, come on.

Everyone, this is Mark from Schuster's. They're the Auckland lawyers that got

hired by the Florida lawyers to do their thing with the money.

Money? What money?

Milt's money.

It's really sweet for you to bring this over.

How much is there?

Milt had lots of requests to charities and so forth, and then there was his

daughters from his first marriage and his son in Massachusetts.

I got the lot.

Um, not all of it. Yeah, how many fell?

I think there's a lot in millions.

Is it millions?

Yeah.

Is that it?

It's money.

Don't knock it. I'm going to be a hundred before we get through these

You're a very impatient young lady.

And what are you?

We need something bigger.

Saleable. People pay through the nose for collectibles.

Art, Maori stuff, medals, that kind of bullshit.

I wouldn't take medals.

Yeah, you're right. They would have upped the security.

That's disrespectful.

is disrespectful.

What is? I'm talking business and you're looking at a text.

Yep. Right.

Come on.

It's my sister.

Some kind of do -it -her -place.

Her place?

Your mum's place.

Well, you better run right on over then.

It's not my fault you can't go round there. I wouldn't go if you paid me.

Oh, bless him.

You guys were so good together.

Really?

Shit, who murdered them? I did, because it's the time of together.

Yeah, well, I'll just be together from over here.

Hi. Hey.

Hey.

And, uh, ha -ha, by the way. Well, it's so funny.

Uh, yeah, like, we turn up and go, oh, wow, you're a millionaire, and then you

go, oh, April Fool.

It's not April.

2 .7 mil. No, no, 2 .8.

Please, that's true.

Of course it is.

We love you.

You can't add more. No, no, no, it depends on the exchange rate, though.

Does it matter that bank will sort it out?

You put this in bank.

And what's wrong with banks? Rob, you're blind, they do. And that would never

happen in this family, would it? Oh, come on, Cheryl, have a drink.

You know, you could double your money in no time down the TAB.

That's a sweet thought, Grandpa.

So you're in.

Well, I would, but Melk didn't really approve of gambling.

He'd want you to make the most of it, wouldn't he?

You know, that's really good advice, Grandpa.

So, trots at Addington. I've got a sure -fire combo of the big six. I hope it

works for you, Grandpa.

I got you serving them, Heather.

Actually, I don't mind, because it's not every day that your new best friend

becomes a millionaire.

Sure.

I'm here to sell drinks, and I want a drink now!

Is that the guy from the billboard? I want a drink! Sell me a drink!

Lloyd, knock it off.

Why won't he serve me?

Because you can't serve intoxicated people.

Well, then he's a hypocrite, because he's sold me a whole lot before, and

the point of drinking.

Maybe you should give me the keys.

I've got some money in that machine, but I have to go. There's a bit of an

emergency, so I need a credit for 160.

Can I get a lift to your place?

No.

There'll be drinks there.

Your sister's shouting because she's a millionaire.

What the fuck?

Yeah, Milt's money came through.

I don't think so.

Crackers and three loaders. This was meant to be a family occasion.

Whoa, baby!

What are you doing here?

My mates, they texted me.

You have friends that know me? Yeah, Ben and the Muntmeister.

They were like, no way!

Is Pascal some rich bitch? And I was like, you know, Pascal was always going

make it huge.

You know, Paris H and then some.

Oi, you!

Bugger off! Yeah, can you?

everyone. I want to thank you all for coming and for all the sweet things that

you've said about Milt.

The things that you never actually said before.

But never mind because Milt was amazing and beautiful and I want you all to know

two things and the first thing is that this money is a part of Milt and it will

be going to exactly where Milt would have wanted it. Where he would have put

if he could have.

It's a disturbing image.

But in the meantime, I also want you to know that this money is not as important

as what's beautiful and kind.

And I won't change because of it.

So enjoy your drinks and your snacks and a big thank you to Cherie for doing

them.

That was great.

Really? Yeah.

And I wanted to... Sorry.

Yeah, Nicky.

Is it true? Is it millions?

Well, I can't really talk right now.

I'll get back to you. How much is it?

You've been great to my sister.

And I appreciate that.

Sometimes a beer can make you feel better. What, when you're pregnant and

want to hurl every five minutes?

Yeah. Well, um, if you want anything else, I mean, not a beer, obviously,

And why would I want anything from you?

Uh... I like you, and, uh... Yeah, do you want to talk about that night? Let's

talk about that night. Fine. I'm not in front of you.

Great news.

And, uh, the witchcraft's still up top.

Thanks.

Do you want a drink?

No, I've got a friend waiting outside.

Yeah. All right.

What the fuck are you doing here?

I just wanted... You're not welcome here. You don't belong.

Mum, I've been doing some thinking.

Don't you make me laugh. No, I have. I can see through you like a bloody

You've done your tips. Your sister owes you nothing.

So fuck off!

What are you looking at?

Come on.

This is a party.

You okay?

Thanks for your support before.

And for hanging up on me. Really classy.

What exactly were you hoping to achieve by walking in there?

Is it really millions?

Nearly three, best estimate.

Fuck! Why the fuck now?

Why is this such a big deal?

Because she is totally hopeless. She could give the whole lot to fluffy

Or to a fun park for geriatrics. Or to people who've lost limbs when they

just should have watched out for those landmines. She has absolutely no idea

what to do with this.

Yeah, well, you could give her financial advice. But I'm not in there!

Hey. What are you doing?

I'm just finding the time when there's no people.

I'm a person.

I was trying to sleep.

I just need a little bit more information about the night you were

Well, I'm pregnant, aren't I?

Six weeks pregnant.

And I'm shagged, so if you don't mind.

You want me to go?

You don't want to talk about that night?

Yeah, so there's the thing about the night, and then about also her being

pregnant.

Well, she thinks it was you.

Yeah, maybe.

Well, it was your day, Pash.

You can't get pregnant.

No, man, you can't.

What, don't you think if I auto -rooted her, I'd remember it for her?

I don't know, man.

Dean Harris' party, remember? The one with the awesome pig on the spit? Oh,

yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm spewing, I missed that, man.

Nah, you were there, bro.

Hey, yeah, I remember that. Nah, man, it's because you were totaled, bro.

But the funniest thing was when you tried to get it on with the pig while it

still on the spit.

Oh, whatever.

Nah, man. You're making it up.

Yeah. But there are other roots you don't remember, bro.

Oh, what?

Karina Balani.

I never did her, man.

Looks like her from when I was sitting, bro. Nah. And what's her name?

Sharon Paraha.

I was wasted then too, man.

But you did it, bro, because I remember.

Okay, so what I've got to do is work out who was there who might remember.

When Cherie got up the duff.

Well, I got one idea.

Yeah? Yeah. That was about the knocked up chick who told you this in the first

place, bro.

Here,

drink this.

No. Oh, fine.

No, you're not.

Oh. Oh, sorry. I would have got up to you.

No, that's all right. I have been awake for hours.

That party was...

So inspiring.

It was crap.

It really got me thinking.

What I've been thinking is, I know that money cannot buy happiness and love, but

maybe it can help some people. Especially those who are sad and

conflicted and wondering if they've made the right decisions in their lives. No,

I'm fine. I just had too many rumps and cokes.

Well, you have to admit that ever since you found out about Wayne and the Hottie

Cop, you've been a wee bit grumpy.

No, I haven't.

Oh, God.

Fucking hell.

He can shag who he wants.

They all bloody can.

Maybe that's why you've been drinking the tinctures a bit too much.

I have not.

So, Ben.

They're all bad. Just you remember that.

I get that you missed out for all sorts of reasons.

Great. You're so sympathetic that I'm now a grumpy old tart and I hope it's

pissy. No, I just think that you need a bit of cheering up.

So, let's go shopping!

Mum, no.

What's wrong with it? Even if you were a so -so, it would not make you happy.

Thank you.

Excuse me.

Have you got leave in the night?

Thank you.

Mum. What?

I don't know how to say this except those are husks.

Well, I like them.

Yeah, I know you do, but... I thought the point was that I could buy what I

wanted. Yeah, and you can, except I'm paying for it. So why would you get

husk things for $169 .99 when you could get something capable for $300?

They are old lady boots.

Well, they're not. They're great.

And they're not completely mutton.

You're saying I dress like mutton.

I'm just saying there is such a thing as age proof.

Great. So now I'm old and ugly as well as grumpy and pissed. Great. I never

that. Yeah, you did.

I've got something to do. No, forget the boots. Forget the boots.

Wow.

Smelly shit.

It's therapeutic and calming.

And smelly.

We could put it in the loo at home, and you'd never know that Grandpa'd been

there.

So, you want to come home?

Yeah, of course I do.

But what about Mum?

Well, I can sort that, but I need to know your reasons.

I miss everybody, especially you.

Really? Yeah, and it is so great about the money.

Well, I'm not here to talk about that.

Okay.

And I am really sorry about the way everything's turned out with Mum.

I'm really glad to hear you say that.

So, here's reconciliation.

Okay.

One, you must give back all the money you stole from Lloyd's bank.

You what?

Well, it's causing a lot of grief and Rochelle is really snaky on it. I can't.

Can't or won't? No, I can't. Well, you have to.

Number two, you are to pay for Dad's defence, all of it.

Why the fuck would I do that?

Because Mum will leave you back in the house unless you're really sorry.

But you're the one with the money. And you're the one who's meant to be sorry.

And Jethro has to say sorry too, but that's number six, so never mind.

Jesus. Stop interrupting. Number three, you are to smile more.

Be generally less evil, that's number four. And number five is Jane.

What about her?

She is a lovely little girl, and she's also actually your daughter.

So I want you to take an interest.

Right. And seven, that's when I open a vein. And eight, it's dancing naked

through Henderson Mall because you said so. I'm not asking you to do anything

that isn't unreasonable.

So, what do you say?

What the fuck did you expect me to say?

Her brain is like a cross between Disneyland and play school.

Pay back the money, pay for Dad's defence.

As if I'd want him out so he can smack me over. And fucking smile.

She's setting the bar pretty high.

You can fuck off.

Soaking shit.

Come on.

You know I cannot do the shit she wants.

Well, it was her opening gambit. Maybe you need to bargain.

I don't smile on demand for anyone.

Will you stick to those principles?

Yes.

Cool. It's a juicer.

Right. Cos, it sounds like your diet is really high in fats and carbs and

alcohol. Though I know the guys really like it, but it's not really a healthy

thing. So I thought beetroot could help.

What, raw?

All tins, but I don't think it has the same properties.

Right, thanks.

I'm not trying to tell you how to live your life, and I have absolutely no

prejudice at all when it comes to an age gap in a relationship.

Well, obviously.

But are you happy?

Yeah, I'm alright.

Yeah, well, Mum's not that happy either.

But if you guys could sort things, you can still keep the juicer.

Sorry, are you trying to bribe me with the kitchen appliance?

No, it's a gift.

Though it's also a lifestyle warning.

Look, Petka, Cheryl's made her decision and I pretty much know where I stand.

It's over.

Okay.

I still want you to introduce her though.

Heard of privacy then?

Uh, yeah.

It looks weird if you follow me around. Yeah, no, I know. I just, um... I just

need a few more details about, uh, the night.

Well, it wasn't the best I've had, that's for sure.

But you improved it.

I did?

Yeah. You were so right after they were such bitches.

You told me I shouldn't have got her a fucking present.

And this was?

Casey. Her birthday.

Oh, that night.

Don't you remember?

Yeah, yeah, some of it. You don't remember.

But you... Yes.

No. Damn preparation.

Did you lose?

No, I cleaned up, but I only had 50 on it.

If she'd part with some of her millions, we'd be rolling in it.

Yeah. You're not meant to be here. And you've got a blocked drain, a cracked

toilet and a pathway, so what are you doing here?

Yeah, yes.

Hi.

Yeah, right.

That was a smile. No, it was a fake smile, not a happy smile.

Well, maybe I haven't had a lot of practice with happy smiles, but I can

Where's Jane?

Why?

Isn't that number four?

Five, but she's out.

On her own?

No, with Mum, because she's a baby.

That's a shame.

Does that mean you want to do the list?

Well, I'm not sure about number one and number six, because paying the money

back is actually kind of difficult, and I can only do my best with Jethro.

But, here you go.

For Dad's lawyer.

That's all I can manage at the moment.

It's been covered.

By you?

No.

Nicky?

Why the fuck would he do that?

Why would you do that?

Because Shuri's my sister and that's my little niece or nephew.

And I can't stand the thought of them growing up without a father.

Oh my God, you brought that as a line?

It wasn't a line.

I feel a sense of responsibility, you know?

He almost cried, it was so sweet.

Bastard!

Well, I'll look forward to seeing you in the rest of your stuff. You fucking

bastard.

I'm sorry.

Can I pick this up with you, Greg? Don't join us, you asshole.

Just joking, mate.

What the fuck is this all about? Why are you paying for my father's defense? Do

you want him to get out and kill me? Well, I have no problem with Wolf.

Oh, really?

No. The only reason you do it...

Is to get in with Pascal. I did it for my sister. You knew it was a way back in

and you fucking stole it. And you didn't even speak to me first. You used it. Do

you realise how paranoid you're sounding?

You want to go out with my sister for the cash?

Fine. But we split it and it is not behind my fucking back. Jesus! This is

sister we're talking about. What, you care about my sister?

I am not moving on to Pascal.

Not yet, but you will.

If that's what you think.

Then there isn't a lot of future in this relationship.

It's not what I think. It is written all over you. Fine. See you later then.

Sorry? If this is what you think, then you're right.

It is over.

You're dumping me?

It's what you think to want.

Right.

Isn't that fucking convenient?

Yeah, well if you're worried about the bank money, you'll still get your cut.

You're talking about money. Isn't that what you were talking about? Well, until

two seconds ago, you and I were in a relationship.

Oh, you're not going to pretend you're in love with me or some shit like that.

As far as I can see, thinking about the next job got you way hotter than

anything else we did. Yeah, that's my fault. You want to take a shot at my

technique, the length of my dick, I don't care.

I do care about my sister, who's about to have a baby all on her own. Yeah,

yeah, yeah, you are such a fucking boy scout.

It's about human decency and feeling.

Not that you'd know, the woman who has a baby that acts like it's less than

nothing. You think I'm cold and calculating?

Look in a fucking mirror!

Okay.

But let's be very fucking clear.

You will not get away with this.

At all.

There we go, girls.

Is it a day spa?

It's a weekend retreat.

Facial, fluffy towels, complimentary bubbly.

No alcohol, no drugs, heaps of bushwalks, really healthy food, fully

Well, how come they get Mac and we get bushwalks?

Well, it's a cleanser. Well, maybe you should do it.

But you really need it.

Is this the fat thing again?

No. You know, you're thin and rich and you have to rub it in that I'm fat and

poor and divorced.

Well, you don't have to be divorced.

What's that supposed to mean? No, look, I can't leave Lloyd, not at the moment.

He's just resigned from his job and he's not in a good place.

Why?

Because he feels quite bad about what he did.

Especially being a symbol of the bank, who is not a symbol anymore, and then

letting that person into his life, the person who robbed his bank. It wasn't

Dad's fault. Then why else would he be in jail?

Or is there someone else I should be taking a swing at? No, no there isn't.

Well, anyway, thanks for this, but after what your family has done, it's going

to take a little more than a fucking bushwalk to cheer me up.

Well, that went well. I was only trying to help.

What about

the

time you sleepwalked and peed in the fireplace?

But for me to have done that, I would have had to sleep.

drive to get there.

Bro, you must have slept drunk, Joe, while wasted.

Which is a concern for the ropes.

But, no, you wouldn't have rooted Cherie, because she doesn't fancy you.

You do, you fancy her.

Yeah. Yeah, apart from the bit where she's, like, on with my dad.

But maybe, if I was wasted, I'd, like...

I forgot that bit. Yeah, in the sheezy bit.

In the... In the she's doing her dress, girl.

No, no, no. She's real pregnant, man. She's always chucking all the time.

It's gross, man. What's up with that anymore?

Well, maybe those babies, they're like... They're like poison, you know,

you get used to them.

Shit, man.

Baby.

Are you serious?

What about your dad?

Yeah. Yeah, bro, he thinks he's the dad. No, she thinks it's me.

Well, you could be the father to your own father's baby, which is a total

just even thinking about it.

Yeah. But on the upside, you've done it before.

I've never read a dad's mythos.

No, well, that's good, because that would have been your mum. Well, then

did you say it for? No, no, I'm talking about Susie Homper. Dad never went out

with Susie Homper. No, but you got her knocked up.

Yes. The same.

No.

Mr. Hom, he wasn't an actual dad. He was just like a dad.

You know, plus, I wasn't, like, living there. I wouldn't have to see the baby

every single fucking day, man.

It could be tough.

Yeah.

Hi.

Oh, you.

Can you stop and listen to me for one minute?

Did he put the moves on you?

Who?

Nicky, did he bought you a drink? Yeah, it was a juice.

Pascal, you cannot trust him, okay? He is only after your money.

Hang on. Isn't he your boyfriend?

No. He dumped me. Today. But only so he can move on to you because he is after

your money.

And you're not.

I do not want to see you being taken advantage of.

I'll tell you one thing. I am sick of this money already.

Well, I could think of a possible solution to that. You?

Do you want him to get it?

You think I'm stupid?

You think if some guy buys me a drink, I'm going to be flat on my back?

No. Well, it only happened once.

Okay?

Okay, maybe twice, but Mark the Barker was seriously good, and I'm in it from

person now. I've got a philosophy and a vision, and you're just, you're mean and

money -grabbing and bitter because you've got it down.

What are you doing here?

Moved in.

Really?

No.

I'm just dropping Cherie off from the doctor.

Excuse me, I just made her some tea.

And are you staying with her?

Nah, she'll be on my way.

See ya.

I just, I need to... What, Ben? Just let me say this, okay?

Look, I'm real sorry that I knocked you up, alright?

And, um, I just want you to know that, uh, I'm here for you.

Okay? Yeah, I've noticed.

I mean, I'm really here for you.

Like, all the percents. Like, 80, 90, even 100.

And, uh, tomorrow...

I'll go and see Dad and I'll tell him the truth. What?

I'll tell him. No, Van.

But isn't that why you told me? No. And I do not want you to tell him because he

will fucking kill you.

And then probably me.

And as far as I'm concerned, this is Wolf's baby.

Yeah, but you said... No, I know what I said.

But even if it isn't, it's still his.

Well, that's really confusing. No, Van, it's simple.

It's his baby and you don't say anything to anyone.

And anyway, you don't remember.

Van just wants a brush of tea.

Well, good.

He should do that more often. Are you still up for that?

Yeah, yeah, let's go.

Van, can you give Danny a mushy veggie? Yes.

Actually, I'm really good at that.

Here it is.

And it comes with its own matching linen, but you know, you can choose it

want.

What's wrong? Don't you like it?

No, I love it.

It's just, Nicky and me, when we were growing up, I remember this time we were

sitting in a car outside the Oak Tavern.

Our parents were always in pubs if they were around.

Anyway, we were sitting there and Nicky said, if either of us ever had kids,

that we wouldn't do it like this.

That we'd do it properly and he'd make sure.

He was quite a little guy at the time.

About eight.

So sweet.

Well, you've so been there for me.

And so have you.

I can write you something.

Is it something fun?

Max, fill my car. For the healing.

You are the sweetest, kindest person.

Thank you.

only person who's actually said that to me and meant it you know i've been

trying and i've been trying but you know with all the presents they just want

them better it's not good enough they're just jealous really yeah really you

could give like every cent to some people and they do want more but no you

find something good to do with your money if you give it away people don't

appreciate it thank you

Thank you.

No, I'm thanking you.

Ooh.

Wow, that's great.

Well, you do love steak.

More drink.

OK.

Mum, I can't pay for this. People will take advantage.

Hi. I just recognised you. It's Cheryl, isn't it? Yeah, that's right. I'm Zoe.

Yeah, I knew that.

Wayne should be here in a minute.

He's probably just running a bit late.

Oh, OK. Right.

Mum?

I might head off, actually.

Oh, Mum.

Oh, what?

You miss him, you know you do.

Oh, God. Christ, would you stop it with the theories?

No one needs them or wants them.

In fact, what makes you think you've got the right to run people's lives just

because you're rich?

I had a choice.

Boxing or organic gardening.

Oh, bugger. Or a cut man.

No contest there.

I mean, you don't see many bank robbers in a garden, do you?

Oh, if you say so.

You want to laugh at me? Then we take this outside.

Lloyd, I'm not. Come on, you.

Hey, Lloyd.

Lloyd, no. Hey, careful, careful.

It's okay.

You're not this guy.

You've got a big future.

Future in something.

And aren't you just the queen of making people feel good about themselves?

This guy did nothing. He hired your bloody father.

And when are you weeks ever going to say sorry for that? Oh, come on, Shell.

Well, I'm sorry for what happened to Lloyd and you, but it's not Mum's fault.

And if I can do anything for Lloyd and you, then... Lloyd.

Mentally, we're kind of going far as cars there.

I can't look at me anymore.

I've betrayed everyone.

Lloyd, calm down.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. Lloyd, no. Oh, my God. He's going to do it.

Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it.

Just stay back, okay?

Lloyd, don't be a bloody idiot.

I'm an idiot. I made a small job.

Well, you probably just break your legs.

Statue a positive one, don't you?

Come on.

He's an idiot.

Okay.

Lloyd?

You've got one or two good things in your life, right?

Like Rochelle.

Did you just nod?

It's shitty to lose a career you believe in. You're no fault of your own.

But you're not weak, you're strong.

You've got a baby coming. You can start again.

Actually,

I did have a thought.

Okay. To do with...

Mescaline microgreens.

Someone I met through the bank.

I would take a capital investment.

Okay, well, let's talk about it when you come down.

Before you become a risk to traffic.

I would, but I'm a bit stuck.

I'm not too good with heights.

Okay.

Please. Come on, baby.

Thank you.

All right, Lloyd, you can do this.

Take my hand.

Mr. Fella.

Don't look down.

You can do this. God, he is so amazing.

Some people think so.

Hey Ben, how's it going?

Why?

Can't a sister ask her brother how it's going?

Yeah, they can, but we're not behind on any jobs or anything.

I was just wondering what you were up to tonight.

Um, just having a quiet one, you know, go around a month.

Rolling a big one?

Yeah, I've got to go.

Hey, hey, um, you know that thing before about the not remembering?

Are you ready for that?

Yeah. And I don't need your advice.

Check out that bachelor pad. Everything else said it was.

Wow, looks as good as I heard.

Oh, yeah, it's a pleasure, all right.

Interesting decor here.

Yeah, post -modern.

Fuck if I know what that means.

Me either.

Hey, um, I want to call it truth.

I didn't know we were at war. No, no, no, we're not. It's just that...

Hey, quiet, you lot!

I just wanted to say thank you all.

Wayne, for the advice, for the party, and to the hoochie girls for sticking by

Rochelle and me.

And mostly I'd like to thank the person who lent me the money for my new

venture. in mescaline and microgreens.

Mescaline. Something I secured from a former client who didn't have the

or the market understanding.

Boring, honey.

I'm sure you don't want to hear all the details.

Except, I'm very excited.

And so grateful to my new investor, Pat Galway.

So enjoy responsibly.

Great money to that art.

It's a loan.

He has to pay me back.

How does that work?

I thought these were mutton. Well, not if you wear them with the right thing.

Hey, Emma, I know what you were trying to do.

You think you'll do it?

I think it's too late.

that people kind of yell when they're drinking. Oh, fuck it!

Okay.

Um... Look... I have to say something to you.

Um... I know it's wolves, okay? But, uh... Even if it isn't, or is,

or whatever, I just... I want you to know that I'll be totally there for her.

him.

You know, like a...

In an uncle -y or cousin -y sort of way. Great, fine.

No, I'm not finished.

Okay.

Because if I don't totally remember that night, then I'll be really bummed,

because it would have been fucking amazing.

How was it?

Yeah.

Hard out night with you would be like my dream.

Hey, my man.

Aaron, fuck off.

Just that there's a lady here with you.

I thought you were having a quiet night in with

Manta. Yeah, well, he's here too.

I didn't want you to feel bad, okay?

What is he doing here?

Does it matter? Yeah, it fucking does. No, Ben! Marita!

Ben! You don't get what's going on here! Pascal is in danger! Yeah, okay, so you

might get really red -ass, but you shouldn't be here, all right? Especially

because everyone hates you.

You hate me?

Uh, no.

No, not me, because, you know, I work for you, and I wouldn't say anything

that, because you might get me back, but... Look, it's just... It's just

when you're not around.

Okay. I'm going back inside.

I'm lonely.

Don't worry, baby. You know, I guess it's hard to get them like that. I mean,

that's what I do.

Talk to her again tonight.

Don't be too obvious.

Well, I've been doing this paid work this end as a queen.

You've done your tips, your sister owes you nothing, so fuck off!

You know what we've got here?

Two sisters.

One who's bitter, angry and selfish.

And that's the one who's your girlfriend.

What are you looking at?

Come on.

This is a party.

Here, Mum, have a drink. And then we have another who's kind, attractive and

rather rich.

Not my girlfriend.

Good change, couldn't it?

The lady doesn't need that shit to have a drink.

Oh, but it takes a car. No one beat it.

As if I put money into a stupid car.

Depends what kind.

I'd go falcoon myself. What about you?

EH Holden all the way.

Shit.

Well, here's me thinking we could get on.

Was it you?

Who else would it be?

What would you have put up for me?

Well, what you said was so gorgeous, I thought that maybe we should... ...judge

your memory.

I felt that high that night.

I'm very... I can't get any more pregnant.

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