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What have I ever done that was worth anything?

Makes you weigh things up. The jobs, the risks.

It's what you've always been good at. What if I don't have the stomach for it

anymore?

There are going to be more grandkids.

And I want to see them grow up.

Not from inside. I want to be there.

Well, we're all very excited down at the bank.

It's a piddly little branch in the arse end of nowhere. But a bit of cash just

comes through.

We're all sitting in Lloyd's branch.

180k's worth, give or take.

It's still safe, but I figured it's no biggie. You want me to help you? Unless

you're getting too old. All that fabulous cash.

I'll have to case the job.

We can do that.

Can you get in there?

Don't bother. The job's bullshit from go to work.

Because you want the job for yourself.

Shut your fucking mouth!

like, stay where you are.

Thanks for coming, finally.

Consider yourself lucky.

Sometimes luck has nothing to do with it.

Unlucky you got caught.

Don't you try it.

Don't you start that bullshit.

You swore to me, you swore to me you were over that ship.

I am. Well, look around you. Look at where the fuck you are.

I am.

I trusted you.

Is it?

Oh, for Christ's sake.

You said it was your birthday. But how can it be happy? That is why we're

it. So that you don't feel all alone and single and tragic on your birthday.

Because I know you're in your 30s and you're probably thinking that every

birthday just makes you more old and still single. Shall we go now? Yeah. I

still don't see why I can't look after Janie. I've looked after her before.

Last time you did, she ended up in the company of a raving psycho.

She came back, didn't she? What with Jane's grandpa?

Of course you should spend time with him. You've changed your tune.

About him.

Yeah, what did happen to Dad being the scum of the earth?

It's Katie's birthday, and I need a night out is what happened. So come on,

we going or what?

Yeah.

You know what Grandma's going to do now, hey?

She's going to go get pissed.

Daddy, you can't say the word pissed in front of her. It's a bad example.

And less of the Grandma too, all right, Grandpa?

Look, she started making that weird noise that Loretta used to make when she

needed changing.

All right, well, if she starts to make that noise, then I'll change it. And if

she sits up... Yeah, it's cool, Cheryl. I know what to do if a baby throws up.

Now go.

You sure you're going to be all right? Go. Get pissed.

Dad.

Go cheer Casey up. Hey, happy birthday, by the way.

Sure you're okay here by yourself?

I'll be fine. Piss off the lot of you. Janie and I have a very busy evening

plan, don't we?

And don't let this lot get you too drunk.

I think I'll hold my own.

Hey, happy birthday.

Wow, thanks.

You shouldn't have.

Just saw it and thought of you.

Hey, look, the thing is... The thing is, the more the merrier, so yay for

Cherie.

Is there a problem here? No, the problem is the taxi's waiting and we don't have

drinks in our hands.

Cool. See you, babe. Have a good one.

Next time you see this lot, they'll be dribbling more than you.

Now, look, I've got my mobile.

Piss off, Grandma.

Dad, language!

Oh, fuck, sorry.

See you, Grandpa.

OK, I'm off now.

Peace out, Dr J. See you, mate.

Munson?

Don't call me boss.

Fair enough.

You know, up till now, I've been pretty cool about you crashing a few days,

right? Yeah, you've been awesomely tolerant.

Did you pick up on the up till now bit of that?

Yeah, we were kind of letting it slide.

Okay, I'm still not sure why you're living here when you've got a home to go

Oh, Wayne, you're jealous because you can't go there anymore.

No, Van, I'm wondering what I did to deserve both you clowns infesting my

office. Well, I've got to be here for my boy, man.

Word, yeah.

Okay, it's just that all my sins.

I have a lawn bowl club coming in tomorrow morning so I can appraise their

security. And rather than them asking, what's that funny smell in my office?

want us to smoke in the corridor?

Somewhere else entirely.

I hear you, J -Lo. But where else have we got to go?

The Rusty Nail?

No.

Can't go there.

You can smoke in the car park like always.

Can't go there.

Not tonight.

Have you been banned again?

No.

There's a thing.

The big thing... It's Casey's birthday, all right? All right?

She's hitting the piss with Cheryl and the girls.

Mum gave me the heads up. All right, OK, I get it.

Are you having an idea, Mr Judd?

Unfortunately, Munter, I think I am.

I'll leave as soon as the others arrive.

Why? Because it's a girls' night out and I'm not a girl.

But you're with me, and there'll be serious drinks, and I can't drink, so

may as well drink for me.

You mean it? Totally.

Oh, God!

Oh, God,

what is she doing here?

I go drink. Yeah, yeah. Except me. It's my birthday. We're getting wasted.

Except I can't. Because me and Lloyd... What?

I hope on true love and happiness and ever having a man and a family and just

thinking like I would grow old and die alone.

Oh, shit.

She's a bit long, but she's still a bit queasy.

Pregnant.

Go Lord.

Forget all that other shit. How could you do that to people we know and care

about? I didn't. One of our rules is we don't fuck over people. We're close. Are

you not listening to me? I didn't fucking do it. Well, because you're

straight and fucking narrow now. No, because I'm not that fucking narrow.

Fucking stupid.

I robbed that bank. It takes the cops about two seconds to connect Lloyd to

What, so you and your tools of the trade just happen to be there on the night?

Yeah. Piss off.

I was set up.

And Wolf cries Wolf.

I was set up.

Yeah?

By who?

What are you doing here?

It's Katie's birthday. I was invited.

Yeah, we didn't think you'd come.

Happy birthday.

This is for me?

Yeah.

So, who's up for a very big night then?

Yeah!

Oranges are not the only fruit.

I haven't read this one. Trust me, it's right up your alley.

It's a great title.

No, because there's lots of fruit other than oranges.

Yes, there are.

I'll get some more drinks. How about shots all round?

Really? Mm -hmm.

No, I'll get them mushed up.

Shots all round, right?

Okay. My shout. Good.

It's kind of a double celebration.

Casey's birthday, and Wolf and I sold the house.

What, the one you just bought?

Yeah, it was a money fit causing us all sorts of grief.

So Wolf finally came to his senses and agreed to flick it. Oh, good on him.

Took me ages to talk him around, though. You know how stubborn he can be,

Cheryl.

Yeah, but he knows what he wants. It's not always a bad thing, is it?

No. No. I'll get those drinks.

Were you being nice about Dad just then?

No. What the heck is going on between you two?

Nothing. Are you going back to him?

No. You are being nicer to him and about him than you have been for, like,

years. Years and years. No, I'm not.

I'm still really mad at him about death, right? He made you smile before.

You're sorry, going back to him? No, I'm not.

And more importantly, what the fuck is going on between you and Cherie's bloody

brother? Oh, that depends. What did she tell you?

She told him nothing.

Oh, so who did?

What did?

My, my, aren't you two on speaking terms?

Mother and father, believe it or not, we do actually discuss a kid.

Yeah, you are so, so going back to him. Fuck you, I need a cigarette. Come on,

Kate.

So this boyfriend, he's the problem, is he?

Not according to him.

Thanks for seeing me.

Can't wait to hear what you've got to say.

It wasn't me.

It was somebody.

After I heard you'd been arrested.

Apparently a whole bunch of money got stolen and I got done for breaking and

entering. That's all I heard.

There are a lot of people asking me a lot of questions about that money and I

don't know what to tell them because I haven't got any fucking idea what

talking about, do I? Yeah, well, neither do I.

In case you feel like telling them, I do.

Not really my style.

Isn't it?

Not what I've been led to believe.

was a plan, okay?

But you weren't in it, not as far as I knew.

Is that right?

Girls up, boys

down. Hear that? They need boy shit.

Oh, no, no, no. When they're saying boys, they don't mean you, honey.

You say so.

John, it's good to be free from that, though. Free from what?

Cheryl, you know.

No fucking idea, Cherie.

I mean, Wolf is great, right? But he kind of takes up a huge space, eh?

You know what I mean, right? Like, when he's with you, you just have no fucking

say in the matter. It's just like, this is the way things are. Forget about it.

I mean, I love him. I do. But tell me he didn't piss you off the way he

pisses me off.

my drunk sister?

She pissed off with Woolchery. Welcome to the club.

Actually, I've got a shitter of a headache. I might grab baby Jane and

home.

Thanks,

Manta. Yeah, we've been wondering what your new place is like.

Yeah, since you've moved out of our place.

Now we get to find out, eh? Sure.

Stupid question, but do you guys want a beer? Only if you have one, Mr Judd.

Push my arm, bro.

Hey, Mr Wayne, this room back here.

Which room's that, Manta?

This empty one back here.

The spare room?

Do you guys want a... Lager or draft?

Oh, beer's good for me, bro. When you say spear, how spear is that?

Was that a lager you wanted? Yeah, good for me. So, um, this empty room back

there.

So that lager's all around.

No staying power, right? No, that goes.

Well, don't you trust me.

Don't start.

She's on her back, plunket approved, sleeping like an angel. Well, that's

someone else.

You want a drink?

You flicked out.

Didn't actually lose too much.

Good job.

And I flicked the Galleria as well.

Well, it's a lardy thing.

Not much, he's in bloody Samoa.

Yeah, but... What, you want a cut?

No, no, no, shit no.

Good, cos I got bugger all for it.

Well, don't you have a head for business?

I was always your department, love.

So, you want that drink?

Um...

Yeah, go on.

I fucking believed you.

It was true.

Every word I said.

So, what are you going to do with all this money?

I've got one or two ideas.

You tell me will I end up on conspiracy charges?

Joy, I'm going into business.

Please don't say women's undies.

Earth moving.

I just... I just don't see you driving diggers.

I'm not going to drive the bloody things, woman. I bought the company. I'm

to manage it.

I've got work lined up for the next year.

How in hell did you find a digger company?

Gary.

Right. Going cheap.

He needed some ready cash, something to do with the IRD.

Ah.

So that's the plan.

Your grand fucking plan.

I can't believe I almost fell for that shit. Not shit, Cheryl.

Fucking straight up, every word.

And not something I'd blow on the world's worst bank job.

Someone walked away with a shitload of cash.

It wasn't me, was it?

It was someone close to me.

Very close.

God, this is all so shitty.

But I am doing my best to get you a lawyer.

When I can find one, he'll call me back.

Whatever you can do.

I am trying.

Sure you are.

How are you, babe? You OK?

All right.

The money from the house came through.

But don't worry, I'll look after it until you get out.

That'd be good.

Nicky is really pissed off, eh?

With what happened.

He's gutted about the way things went when he came to see you.

Honey, he swears he had nothing to do with it.

And I believe him, because he would not do that to me.

Yeah, well, it's just great to have your support.

Oh, I suppose.

You want another drink?

Yeah, sure.

So what does Cherie reckon about you being Mr.

Respectable Small Businessman then?

She wasn't that keen, was she?

She'll get used to the idea.

Or she won't.

What does that mean?

She's her own woman.

What's this music, Wade?

Jazz, man.

Got any proper music?

No.

Maybe we should go to Elney.

Where? The Rusty. Just say happy birthday and leave.

Yeah, my mind is a ball, man.

You do realise that by now the Rusty now is full of drunk women who hate all

men, not just you, right?

What if I sent her a happy birthday text?

Much better idea.

Worst idea you've ever had.

Why? Because the message that you send here is not going to be the message that

they get there.

It's your dick -ass theory about how the Americans read all our texts, Van.

No. But they do.

Happens to me all the time.

How's it going?

You tell me.

Probably not very good seeing as you're inside.

You want to talk to me about that?

Okay. Yeah, sure.

Something you want to say to me?

Well, it must be a bummer.

You want to tell me why you did it?

Did what?

What you did. When? When do you think? Well, I don't know. The night I ended up

in here, you fucking retard!

Well, I know but I was out of it man, I was totally fucking out of it

Admit

it if I'd have stepped in you would have thrown Loretta into that paint spinning

thing No bugger you the Easter show was hard enough for any parent let alone a

two -year -old Loretta

Oh, I should get this.

Search party?

Yeah, something like that.

Hey. How's the piss -up going?

Oh, it's going, you know.

Can you talk?

Yeah, sure.

What's up?

Mum's wanted to send Kathy a happy birthday text.

Good idea or not?

I'd go with not. She's not in a good space right now.

Where are you?

What? It's awful quiet for a pub. Are you at home?

You want me to freshen that drink?

Are you with him?

I'm picking up Jane.

Right.

I'll leave you to it then.

Okay,

bye.

Time for one more?

So much for ready now.

There are delays.

So you sure you're okay to leave her here?

Oh, makes no sense to wake her.

I'll pick her up in the morning, eh? Whenever you're ready.

So do you think Loretta's ever going to wake up to the fact that she's got a

kid?

You know, I think that boat has not only sailed, hit the bloody iceberg and

sank. Got other things on her mind now, that girl.

Oh.

He's your mate, isn't he?

He's your future brother -in -law.

I wouldn't go that far.

Besides, one family is more than enough.

You sure that's what you've got?

No, but I'm working on it.

By making the earth move?

It's a change. I figure that's a start.

It's a pretty big change for a guy who said he couldn't change.

Jesus Christ, how fucking sappy do you want me to be? What else have you got?

Jesus, you make us sound like a cheap holiday to the Gold Coast. I want things

the way they used to be. I want us.

I want you. You want me to fucking beg for it, I'll beg for it. No, don't beg.

It's not your style. I'm serious, Cheryl. Whatever it takes.

This... This way things used to be... I'm over that shit, all right?

You won. I lost my ticket. Call it what you want. It's not in me anymore. I know

that. End of fucking story.

The way things used to be.

It's you and me.

I don't think Cherie would be that keen on the idea, do you? Cherie doesn't

enter into it. Not when it's you and me. You and me. Jesus, can you stop saying

the you? I don't know. It sounds pretty good to me.

You. Me.

Me.

You.

Yeah, all right.

I get your bloody point.

You know...

There is still a small matter of my son, who I miss a lot.

I can sort you through.

That's what it takes.

Just in the nick of time, eh?

Maybe.

I have it here.

Is it?

I'll see you tomorrow.

Yeah, you gotta keep your fucking hair on.

dancing there.

No, they didn't like her dancing.

You're

kidding.

Loretta was dancing on the tables. She is so much nicer than you think when she

lets her hair down.

Yeah, but she peaked a bit early.

Oh, sometimes I really...

Being the only person in this family with any care given to girls.

The only good thing about this is knowing how shit you're going to feel

tomorrow.

So you went to get the baby, but you didn't get the baby.

I'm never going to have a baby.

I'm going to be lonely and barren and die alone.

Oh, no, no, you're not.

In a way, we all die alone.

And if I can find love and another baby, then you can and you will.

But I don't want just anyone.

Oh, it isn't just anyone.

Alone, together, I don't really care.

Get somewhere else. Oh, come on, Cheryl. This is probably the worst birthday in

all of Casey's life.

The least you can do is show us some love.

I had it and I lost it.

Shh. You don't want Munter. You don't.

So here you are, back at home, with no baby.

Yeah, that's right.

So you bail on us at the pub, and now you want us to fuck off.

Happy fucking birthday, Casey.

I had a headache.

Which hasn't gone, by the way.

Well, you didn't exactly break any land speed records getting back here to have

a quiet night, did you, Cheryl? Had to go and check on Jane.

You check on your ex -husband while you were there?

Well, given the fact that they were under the same roof, I didn't have a

a lot of choice.

You take any fucking excuse to get cozy with him.

You should go home. You're way past.

I know what your game is.

I'm so fucking on to you.

My game is get the hell out of my house, Cherie.

You want him, don't you?

You want him back.

My game now is get the fuck out of my house, you cheap slag, before I throw

the fuck out.

Do it. Mum, that's not entirely nice. You don't even fucking deny it, do you?

Sniffing around like a bitch on heat.

You have no idea, do you?

No idea about what? No idea about what, Cheryl?

It's got nothing to do with me.

Do you want to stay with Wolf?

It's your business.

Yes! Oh, fuck!

Oh, my God!

Come on, Cheryl, give it one!

Little girl!

Yes, hold it. Give it, girl.

At least my birthday was totally shit.

I'm with you on that.

Mum?

Yeah, Pascal?

I just thought you might want to know that... No, come on, Pascal.

Yeah, Casey's passed out on the couch.

Should I kick her out too?

No, no, leave her there.

Michelle and Lloyd still here?

No, they're taking Shree home.

Good for them.

Well, they didn't want to. I made them.

Something you want to say to us, girl?

Are you and Dad coming back together?

I'll give him one thing.

He's got timing.

Aren't you?

I don't get how he picks now to start turning into the man I always wanted him

to be.

Well, what's wrong with now as opposed to any other time?

Good question.

When did you start getting all wise and everything?

No, I always have been. You guys are just catching up.

No.

I mean...

Most of the time, I think no.

And then sometimes... Sometimes I think he's doing it all for me.

Well, then he probably is.

But what's the catch?

You know, I mean, this is Wolf, and there is always a fucking catch. So

it, eh? Because I know it's there.

Man,

you kicked Shree's ass.

Yes, I did.

So what's the catch?

You say you were trying not to pull anything.

I wasn't.

I still don't get it.

Okay.

Look, Dad, I'm not bullshitting you, all right? I don't know what the fuck

you're talking about.

Look, son, I know it wasn't your idea.

All I want is to know. Of what?

Who told you to come? When?

That night.

Hey, I can guess.

But I want to hear it.

I need to hear it from your lips. Did she send you?

Did who send me where?

Guess who forgot her key?

It's all fucked up, Dad.

What is?

Lorena. She's out of control, man. I don't know what to fucking do.

What's she done?

Oh, she comes to me all freaky and intense about how you fucked her over

I've got to help her with some job because you... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

She's still doing the job?

Yeah, man, tonight.

Mum, tonight we were chilling out and next thing she's on the phone telling me

that I've got to help her with a job because...

Because these guys that she's in with are going to mess her up because she's

fucked up her partner.

What did she ask you to do? Something about loading some coins into a truck or

something. I don't know.

She said it'd be real easy. Where is she?

I was meant to meet her in Swanson. Do you think I should go to make sure she's

okay? No. You stay here. Look after the baby.

What?

Jane, she's upstairs.

Do not leave her.

Okay.

Fucking decoy.

See?

Decoy.

You as a decoy.

What decoy?

And I was the decoy.

Dad,

I'm confused.

Did you take the money or not?

There was no money there.

Get it on the RT.

No. They have to ask you to turn around.

Why, what's up?

A guy got caught on the premises of the WSB, attempted robbery.

Shit. All good news.

You don't have to go there no more.

Don't do anything stupid.

Don't touch anything.

Get out of the van, both of you, now!

It's out.

Oh, it's out!

What?

So what were you doing that night, Casey's birthday night?

Um, we were at Judd's new place.

Yeah, right.

That's true.

I believe you.

It was a shit night anyway, man.

We had to listen to Wayne's gay jazz.

Hey, whatever happened...

Yeah.

Hey,

Cherie.

Van.

What are you doing here?

Um, baby food.

I thought that was Wolf's job.

He had to go out.

Family stuff.

Fucking course it was.

Oh.

Angry. Yeah.

Fuck yeah.

You know, you're the only one in your whole fucked up family that ever got me.

Just, uh... I think you're really hot, but...

You know.

No.

We can't do anything about that.

Why not?

Because you're Dad's missus. Well, he is a prick.

So why should I give up? Fuck.

If you say so.

We're all good, babe.

Love your work.

Love yours.

Came through on the diversion.

Yeah, we're going to have to talk about that.

But later.

All good.

So did you have fun?

There were complications, but nothing I couldn't handle.

Oh, maybe you're more like Van than you want to think.

As long as you enjoyed your payback, that's all I live for.

In more ways than you can believe, little sis.

Well, as long as you had fun.

Didn't you?

It had to be done.

So, what are you going to do now?

Up here.

Why? He's gone. Yeah, but...

I still have outstanding issues.

There's nothing here for me anymore.

Over to you.

Oh, Mr.

Mysterious. Up yours.

Nice working with you.

Yeah, you too.

Lorena and Jethro.

They wouldn't.

It's what we made.

Whatever we set out to do.

This is how it turned out.

She didn't.

She wouldn't.

He wouldn't.

Did you frame him?

Sorry? Did you and your brother frame your father?

That depends, Mum. How would you like me to answer that question?

Shit.

He did get to you.

I don't know what's going on in that twisted little head of yours, but you

crossed a fucking line.

He deserved it. You framed your father for bank robbery.

He was in a bank. He got arrested. Doesn't that about say it all?

Where is Jethro?

Dunno. Bug it off again.

You must know where he is. Nope. Well, how on hell have you been talking to

Uh, little thing called the internet, Mum.

His idea or yours?

Does that matter?

His or yours?

He started it. And you decided you'd go along with it? Obviously.

He had it coming, Mum. Don't pretend you don't agree. Bullshit. Don't you give

me that bullshit. What he did to Jethro, what he did to me, the way he was

worming his way back into your pants.

Your pants?

Shut up. We did it for you, Mum. Crap. You two don't do anything that isn't

about you. Honestly, we were getting in there first before he dragged you down

again. You sent your father to prison. Well, he's used to it.

Shit, Mum.

Where's the fucking gratitude?

He didn't do it.

He changed.

Oh, my God.

Would you listen to yourself?

Can you listen to how you've fallen for his bullshit?

He's never going to change, Mum. Never in a fucking million years.

How can you stand there and defend him after all the shit he's put you through?

Changed my ass.

So you and Jethro thought you'd put him in prison, did you?

We thought he's had it coming.

And one day, Mum, you were going to wake up and thank us.

And now he's gone.

And I'm not shedding any tears over it.

When you next communicate with Jethro, you give him a message from me?

Sure.

Tell him not to come back.

Tell him he's no longer a member of this family.

And the same goes for you.

You're fucking dead to me, both of you.

Don't you ever come into my house again.

I'll see you

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