All language subtitles for Outrageous Fortune s04e09 Most Foul, Strange And Unnaturall

What are you doing here? I'm meeting
your boss.

You want to watch my daughter?

That girl does nothing without an
ulterior motive.

Who's that guy?

Louie. He manages the Swanson branch of
the WSB.

You know, untrustworthy people.

Trying to take advantage of a situation
like that.

Oh, Christ, Ben, what are you doing?

Ben! It was Imogen, man. She tricked me.
Candice Fletcher, Inland Revenue.

She keeps candy in the sack and Ben goes
out to get from her.

Oh, man, you stupid bitch.

It's all done.

Sorry, bro. Sorry?

It's just Casey was always up for a few
things, so warm and real. Well, I'm not

Casey! Right?

So don't go thinking I am.

I can't help the mighty mutt having
these memories and talking to me about

Oh, you dick talks.

The manner of speaking, yeah.

Well, why don't you and your talking
dick go and have a chat with Casey?

No way!

Come on, man, you love her. She slept
with a chick then.

So do you.

That's different.

No, it's the same.

It's like Super 14.

Super 14's a crock. No, you went over
the line, right?

And you scored. But then Katie, she went
over the line too.

And she scored.

So now the scores are equal.

You know nothing about rugby.

Well, I know when one all is one all,
man. Not when one of you is playing

for the pussy -looking team.

Coming back to bed?

You're coming along.

Still a bit open on the defence.

Thinking too much.

Yeah, I tend to do that.

React first, that's the key, eh?

How's it going, mate?

Nearly up to thing like a bee.

We still on for that quick meet?

Sure, very happy indeed.

Well, now it's good for me.

Terrific. Well, let me just take a
shower.

You'll be all right as you are.

Well, catch you later, Wolf.

Look, hey, I need you back at work like,
you know, yesterday.

I can't, Cheryl.

How can I face the world like this?

You don't have to go looking like that.

Joke. Sure, it might be a bit soon, eh?

There's time, and then there's knicker
party.

You know, I've got three of them
tonight, and I've only got two people to

them. But there's my life, which is
over.

They've been booked for months, Kate. I
can't cancel them. Well, if you care so

much, you do one.

Oh, that's not silly. You can shake your
booty.

I'm still paying you, remember?

I thought we were partners.

Yeah, which is why we've both got jobs
to go to. I don't believe this.

You expect me to strut my stuff with the
punters like a normal person. Like I'm

not in mourning. Because you're paying
me.

Some of us have hearts, Cheryl.

A few more days, eh?

Hey, babe.

Stop beating yourself up. We all make
mistakes.

Not that I've ever slept with a tick or
one or two. Oh, Christ.

Oh, you owe me.

You so owe me.

I'm sorry.

I did this for you.

What? It.

That thing I did.

Did I ask you to sleep with that cow
from the tax department? You didn't ask

not to. Actually, I did. I put you and
Hoochie Mama before the sacred spells of

my marriage and I got us off the hook.

And this is the thanks I get for it.

Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.

Hey.

Where are you off to?

Uh, knicker party. I'll be late, but
there's cold chicken in the fridge,

Is Nicky banging Loretta?

Don't ask me. Nicky doesn't tell me
everything. I thought he did.

Is he? They're both consenting adults.

Guess you could call Loretta an adult at
a stretch.

Are you criticising my kid?

Well, you do.

I'm her father.

Get over the daddy thing, babe.

I don't have a thing.

Yet you have a thing about your kids.
That's because they're my kids.

Is Nicky not good enough for your baby
daughter?

Nicky's fine, but I told him not to go
there.

Well, maybe, Wolf, this isn't up to you.

He is a go -ahead kind of guy.

And Loretta is not slow.

And I happen to think he could be good
for her.

Do you?

Yes. And it might bring us all closer
together.

Wouldn't that be a good thing?

See ya.

See ya.

Do you think he's onto you and me?

I couldn't give a toss if he is or not.

Why are we stuffing around here?

Let's ask him straight out.

No.

Why not?

Because.

Because? Because.

I don't want to.

Well, I disagree.

Let him stew.

Just a little bit longer.

Shatter this rail, start feeling sorry
for him.

We do it when we've got everything
sorted.

He's going to take me seriously for
once.

I see.

We do care what Daddy thinks.

Pass on.

You want to impress him.

You didn't grow up in my family.

My brothers got to do all the good
stuff.

Well, you're making up for it now.

So, indulge me.

And the magic word is?

Do you want this or not?

Absolutely no way.

Pascal, I wouldn't ask it since I'm a
bit fucking desperate.

It goes against my philosophy.

What, modelling?

No, modelling huffs underwear.

You used to be a model.

Yes, in a former life. Just walk around
wearing this shit for an hour and then

you're done, alright?

Mum, are you forgetting something?

What?

Baby Jane?

Ted's here. He can babysit. Oh, yeah,
that's a really good idea.

Evening. What are you doing here?

Come to visit my granddaughter.

Well, she went down an hour ago. Hey,
loosen up, will you? I am allowed to

the family home.

If you're so hot on family, you can
babysit.

I can do that. No, I'm looking after
Jane. No, you're coming with me.

I am not modelling slutty underwear.

Look, you can work the room, write up
the orders. Does that work for you?

We could be a while.

Fine by me.

Come on. Come on!

I'm trying to get her to sleep through
the night, so if she grumbles, just

her. Get down! I'm coming!

You should give this guy a call.

Why? Because you need stuff fixed.

Yeah, well, that'll have to go through
our manager now.

And we're sort of on a recess.

I thought you were 24 -7.

Yeah, but, um, it's got quite a lot of
shit going on at the moment, you know.

Prima, yeah.

Seems pretty upset on it.

Yeah, well, this is like therapy.

You know, game of pool, a few beers.

Helping, is it?

I don't know. Hey, Mun.

Is this helping?

Your Casey therapy?

Don't say that word, Ben. What word?

The one that is the name of that person.

Sorry to hear, Munzer.

Thank you, Mr. Judd.

You know how it is, eh?

Yeah, but he didn't walk in on rooting a
lessee from the Inland Revenue, eh,

bro? No, because Mrs West wouldn't do
that.

She's got principles.

Unlike the person I married, the one who
went and stuck a big fuck -off knife

right in here.

You and Casey can't patch things up?

No, because me and that person are
finished.

Is there anything I can do, Mudder?

Sure, another jug of your noise.

Come on, you slack prick.

What are you doing here?

Minding my business.

Who are you shafting these days?

I'm shafting nobody.

Don't tell me you haven't got your snout
into something or either you've been

back long enough.

Nope.

Don't tell me if you don't want to.

There's nothing to bloody tell.

Funny smell around here.

Trapped in Te Atatu with a pack of
yappers.

They were lovely.

They were tight as a fish's bum.

What is she doing up?

She wouldn't settle. I think she's
teething. Like you'd know.

I can do it.

Put her on her back. They like them on
their backs these days.

Says who?

Plunkett. The fuck would they know? More
than you.

What's wrong with putting them on their
tummy? Just do it.

You notice that sideways look she gives
you? The Loretta look.

You be a good girl.

What?

Nothing.

Thanks for tonight.

Anytime.

We're all very excited down at the bank.

Pleasure doing business with you, Lloyd.

What's going on?

A joint project with Lloyd, sponsorship.

Oh yeah, what kind?

Bunch of young guys off the street.

We get them in shape, teach them to bop.

Babysitting pea heads?

The bank's behind it.

And that's all there is to it?

Yeah, you can cheat these kids over.

You know, pick out the ones with
potential.

Me?

That's what I pay you for. Fuck that for
a joke.

I am paying you to do a job here.

Yeah, not anymore.

Not with all this bullshit. You can take
your job, you can stick it up your ass.

And stay the fuck away from Loretta.

Oh, fuck off, man!

You've got to stop, man.

You've got to stop.

It's not fair.

He's not normal.

Well, you love you're up early.

You haven't meant to wake me up.

So gay.

No.

What is three times twenty?

Sixty. Well, every time I press a dumb
thing, it comes up with a different

number. Look. Well, there's a bugger all
to add up anyway.

Some of those women had such sad
stories. Like the lady who had her

stapled. We had the bestest
conversation.

You were meant to be selling, Pascal.

There is more to the universe than
encouraging fat people to waste their

tramp underwear. Like making people feel
good about themselves.

Oh, pose and waste.

Got yourself a new accountant.

You. Why aren't you at work?

We're on a recess.

Van, who am I?

Florida. I'm your manager.

And as your manager, I am telling you
and Munter to get off your lazy butts

get back to work. Excuse me, but Munter
is dealing with a broken heart thanks to

that homewrecking lezzo. Not that you
would understand the feeling or emotion

part of that sentence. The emotion that
I'm feeling right now is pissed off.

Which is much the same emotion that I'm
getting on the phone from your pissed

off clients because you're not showing
up. No, the feeling.

Oh, don't look at me. He's totally ugly
on it.

All right? And he's not going to let her
off the hook. God, people in glass

houses. He's not in a glass house.

It's an expression van.

Yeah, but he's in this house and it's
not made of glass.

The point is, they're both as bad as
each other. They both rooted people they

shouldn't have.

We don't.

What? Who did he root? What the hell is
going on? Yeah, tell.

Get up. Get up.

Get up now and get round to Casey's.

You do not mention that, Nate.

I will be mentioning a fuck of a load
worse if you don't get round there now

tell her you're sorry. I ain't got
nothing to be sorry for.

Oh, right. Does Imogen ring a bell?

Yeah, I didn't tell her, bro.

You owe Casey an apology.

Nope. Get round there now and sort your
shit out. No way. Is that your final

word on it?

Yep.

Right, then.

Get out.

Hey! If you've outstayed, you're
welcome.

You can't throw him out. That's not
fair. You can go too if you want.

Hey!

You should be so, so ashamed of
yourself.

You've got nowhere else to go, you guys.

You can go to work for a start.

See you guys later, eh? No, not unless
you go and see Casey.

OK, fine.

Hey, hey.

Where are you going to go?

I don't know, somewhere.

Yeah, but where will you be?

Most probably I'll be outside waiting in
the van.

So mean, you guys. And you are as bad as
he is, keeping his filthy manslaughter

secret. You don't dump in a mate. Do you
have any idea the shit I'm getting from

Casey because she thinks this is all her
fault? Like, not even turning up to

work. Well, don't blame me. I don't root
anyone.

At all.

Oh, poor Casey.

Married to a cheating manslaughter. A
manslaughter that does it and gets paid

for it. Hang on.

You don't even like Casey.

I don't judge people, Loretta.

Not even used to be slags like Casey.

You know the terrible thing? What?

Somebody has to tell her.

Uh -oh, it's not going to be me.

She might spin out and go completely
mental, but she has to know the truth.

Well, it's Munter's job to tell her. Fat
chance of that.

Look, it's none of our business.

She has to know the truth. It's
affecting her self -esteem. And it might

lazy cow back to work.

Why aren't you at work?

I resigned.

What? I quit.

For God's sake, Wolf. Why?

Because you're a prick of a brother,
he's up to some shit and I don't like

Well, at least he's up to something.

Meaning? I don't see any plans
materialising from you any time soon.

Not to mention the tiny point that we
have a house to renovate and a mortgage

pay.

We'll pay it.

What, on my wages?

Yeah, that'll work.

Give us a minute.

I want to sort what went down before.

You were right.

Should have kept you in the loop.

Which loop would that be?

This thing with Lloyd.

Ripping Lloyd off on some bullshit
sponsorship deal. That's scraping the

of the barrel. Nah.

More about his bank.

It's a piddly little branch in the arse
end of nowhere.

Small, yeah.

But a bit of cash does come through.

All in cash.

From the pokies.

Lose this game. I agree.

If the losers stick the money in those
machines at the end of the day, it's got

to go somewhere.

Two

dollar

bet. Yep.

All sitting in Lloyd's branch overnight
every couple of weeks.

180k's worth, give or take.

What are you going to do with it? Feed a
fucking parking meter.

I've got a few ideas on that score.

Bags would weigh a ton.

Yep, likely.

And they'd be locked in. And that's why
we need expertise.

And that's why we need you.

We? Yeah.

That we better not be you and Loretta.

She's a smart cookie, your daughter.

You are not robbing a bank.

Because I'm a girl and it's a girl's
idea? No.

Because it's a bloody stupid idea.

Don't tell me it didn't occur to you.
All that one -on -one with Lloyd and it

never crossed your mind? Do I look like
an idiot?

This isn't some dickwit thing I thought
up overnight.

Oh, no?

Then what is it?

A little while ago, I bought a cleaning
company. Not because I want to hang out

with the underprivileged, but for the
precise reason that it has the contract

Lloyd's branch.

I have the access code.

The access code?

You think that's all you need?

No.

Good? Mm -hmm.

Great, I'll keep looking.

Hi, Lloyd.

We still have some equipment.

Now, I have this, which will get me that
much closer to the money.

There's still the safe, but I figure
that's no biggie.

Oh, you do, do you?

Well, you know a thing or two.

And if you play your cards right, I
might even bow to your superior wisdom.

You want me to help you?

Unless you're getting too old, or you
haven't got the bottle for it anymore.

I so, so miss him.

I know, sweetheart.

All I've got left is this pillow and one
little roach clip.

Case, honey, we need you to be kind of
calm right now, like really, really

Calm and strong, doll. Why?

What's happened?

Well, we've got some news for you and
it's not really that crash hot.

Oh, Manta.

He's had an accident, hasn't he?

Oh, God, please, no.

Listen to me.

He's trying to kill himself.

Fuck, I've hurt him so much. I knew
something bad would happen. No, no, he's

fine. Munt is absolutely fine, Kate.

Then why are you looking at me like
that?

Okay.

You think this is all your fault, right?
It is my fault.

I will go to my grave never forgiving
myself.

Well, you might want to rethink that.

Because apparently Munt is not that
quick he'd clean himself.

What does that mean?

Always. Kia ora, Mr Judd.

Been a while.

How is every little thing?

Oh, not bad. How about you? Not so good.

They're cold.

Cheryl not feeding you boys?

Mum kicked them out of our place.

She's a real toughie, Mrs West. Of
course you'd know that with all your

and all. Wayne, have you got a couch at
your new place?

Why? Because Munter's homeless.

And you said there's anything I can do.

And this is something you could do.
Which I would do for you in the same

circumstance if I had a couch. He
doesn't.

Munson, bro, I feel for you, but it
ain't going to happen.

Is that a no, Mr Judd? Yeah, it is a no.

What about the anything you could do?

You did anything, man. This is anything.

Uh -oh. He's in here, the bastard. Come
on, James, call it. Oh, there, in the

boot. Oh, Jesus, thanks, Michelle. You
bastard, you fucking bastard.

Mother, disappear.

She started it, man. I'm not going
nowhere.

Are you okay? Yeah, thanks, Dad.

It's good to see you. Yeah, you too.

Come on. Come on.

Hey, come on.

Are you okay?

Box of fluffies.

Who looks up to you, babe?

Who does?

Nicky. Fuck Nicky.

I'd hate for you guys to fall out over
this.

It's not about me, but it would really,
really hurt.

He needs to learn some respect.

Look, sometimes it oversteps the mark.

Because he's hungry, you know.

The trouble really kicks at us, babe.

And what do you know about it?

Nothing. Except that he needs you for
something. That's got to be good, right?

Because you know way more than him.

It could be good for all of us, couldn't
it?

Maybe.

Oh, come on.

You don't do maybes.

No, you don't.

I haven't had this much fun in ages.

He's choking on it.

Woof.

Okay. Watching him wriggle is so
incredibly entertaining.

Except we're not doing this for your
entertainment.

I just don't think it's a bad idea
inviting him in.

Well, too late now.

He's fucking high maintenance.

Get the job done faster without him.

Possibly.

But it is wise to keep people like my
father pissing in the tent, not outside

it.

Will you stop being crabby now?

Maybe he wants to go at it himself.

I doubt it. Not this time.

How do you know?

The mere thought of a girl, me, robbing
a bank, goes against everything my

father is.

Every bone in his body.

It's like a whole new world order, and
there's no way he'd let that happen

without him.

So there's something very weird about
doing this while we're talking about

father? We're talking about the job,
aren't we?

I thought so.

He'll be all over it.

Anything to make me look like an idiot.

And if he's in, we'll be doing it his
way.

And you'll be cool with that?

We didn't go. He was involved.

Oh, yeah.

Definitely.

Okay. Bring it on.

Can we get back to where we were,
please?

She left your nose in the right place.

Nothing worth let talk.

She can break my face all she wants.

It's not what it's about.

Seemed a fairly clear signal to me.

Sticks and stones, man.

It's my mana she's messed with.

Your mana?

Mana, bro, you know what that is.

Yeah, I know what it is.

But you might have messed with her mana
by sleeping with somebody else.

Casey's not Maori. She ain't got mana.
She's still an injured party. Not the

same. Not even.

Yeah, how do you figure that?

Are you trying to be thick, Mr Judd?

She done it with a chick, and me? I done
what I was put here to do.

Cheat on your wife?

Way back, Mr Judd. Way back in the
dawnings of civilisation here in good

Aotearoa. Seven waka, right?

Yeah. Yeah? Well, seven waka is not that
many waka, eh?

Maybe that's all they had.

Considering what they come here for,
which wasn't just to eat each other.

brothers, they had a duty.

So once they got off the waka, they had
themselves a kai and then they got on

with it. With what? Rooting their butts
off, Mr Judd. Because they knew if they

didn't, the warrior race would die out.

So it's a warrior thing.

It's in my genes, me and yours too. You
know, chromosomes, not the blue ones

because they weren't wearing nose.

And chick on chick, now where did that
come into it?

No way is that the kaupapa, man. That's
just behind your back, sneaky.

You married her, Manta. That has to
count.

No, not.

You wouldn't put up with it. You don't
know that.

What's stopping you from getting back
together with Mrs. Wheat then?

See? Mana. Same waka, Mr.

Judd.

Be away.

What's that? Oh,

you've got your little fridge over there
for your beers.

Nice, comfortable couch.

Very nice. There's a real home away from
home, eh?

Yeah, it's my office.

It's where I do my work.

Oh, come on, Wayne. Just overnight, man.
You won't even know who's here. Hey,

man.

I feel terrible.

Because you've whacked him?

No, because I believed in him.

Eat. Yeah, but not that. You need proper
food.

You're being nice.

Well, I am nice. Why?

Well, because seriously, I've always
been nice.

And now it's also my philosophy.

No, you're being nice to me.

Okay. Yeah, you may have said some
hurtful things in the past and also been

quite annoying, but now I really, really
feel your pain.

Thanks.

Aww.

Hey, now that you're whacked in one, do
you reckon that you and Muntz will be

able to sort something out?

Mum, that is a terrible suggestion.

How could she? I can never believe
another word he says.

He loves Kay.

I mean, I don't like what he did either,
but it's not like he was screwing the

whole frickin' netball team. Coming from
the person who gave him house room,

that's just fucking wonderful. I kicked
him out.

Anger, that is so positive.

Yeah? Yeah. You just, you have to take
that anger and you turn it into a

beautiful positive.

Gretchen? Yes?

All this positive shit doesn't mean that
you're going to come back to work soon?

Mum, Casey is drowning in a terrible
ocean of grief and pain.

Well, you are so onto it. You know what?
I really can't swim.

You need to take the time to heal and
recuperate. Focus on yourself.

That's totally what I've been saying.

Isn't she fabulous?

Cheers.

So these boxing classes?

A cover for the guys taking care of the
coin.

And you trust some bunch of losers?

I know all these kids. How well?

Friends.

Sons of mates.

How's it meant to work?

They'll be taking the money right back
to where it came from.

You put the coins in the pokey machine,
say a couple of hundred bucks worth,

then you get a phone call, suddenly you
have to leave.

So you go to the bar, tell your sob
story, and the bar person, who doesn't

a shit that your mother's dying or
whatever, gives you a credit and notes.

And what's just got these dickheads
taking off with the cash?

Well, they know better than that.

That's a lot of trips to the pokies.
It'll take some time for sure.

Does that worry you?

That it depend on what? On whether I
like the idea of a long -term

What's not to like?

All that fabulous cash.

I don't even know if it's possible.

I'd have to case the job.

We can do that.

Where are the other cameras?

There aren't any. I want them.

Offer. Tea room.

Toilet.

Offer.

Lloyd's offer.

The strong room's through here.

Better hope that tea works.

Think you're clever, don't you?

The security company is the only one
that has access to this.

And Lloyd.

Can you get in there?

What time does your cleaning crew leave?

Midnight. And the money comes in about
three.

Okay.

Okay, yes or okay, no?

I'll let you know.

Shit, man!

Fuck!

Oh, sorry, bro.

Morning. Morning, Mr Jat.

Sleep well?

Yeah, wicked.

Choice couch, eh? Very nice indeed.

Is that real coffee I see there, Mr
Judd?

Awesome. Long and black, that's me.

Strong and white.

Three sugars, please.

You're not working today.

Day off.

Right -o.

In itself, the idea's not bad.

Great. Ideas are one thing. Putting them
into practice is a whole different

thing.

Okay. So what can we do better?

Don't bother. The job's bullshit from go
to work.

Why?

You know why.

The connections stand out like dog's
balls all the way down the line. The

is run by a family friend, for Christ's
sake.

Scruples now.

You don't screw the crew, you don't set
yourself up to fail. Shut it!

You came to me for my advice, now sit
there and listen to my fucking advice.

Because you want the job for yourself.
No, because you'll get caught. I will

get caught.

You are right there in centre frame. The
cleaning business, the connection to

Lloyd, the cops will come straight to
you.

Bullshit. I've got no record, I've got
clean businesses, and girls don't do

stuff, remember?

As far as the cops go, this is a walk in
the fucking park.

Now do what I say and can it.

Christ, if your mother knew what you
were up to. You tell mummy.

Shut your fucking mouth. You are not
doing it. I am doing it. You are not.

can't. Stop me. Oh, for Christ's sake.
What are you going to do, Dad? Send me

my room? Shut up!

Shut your fucking mouth!

You do this and I wash my fucking hands
of you. You can sit inside and rot for

all I care.

Oh, yeah? Well, at least I'd be away
from you!

Well, that went well.

Totally predictable.

All men are bastards.

All they do is take and ruin your self
-esteem.

Whoa. Except for Mel. And Lloyd.

Man, what have I done to deserve that
guy? He's so sweet and so kind, and he

does this really, really wicked thing
with his tongue. Shel, there's a baby

here.

Can you listen up, baby Jane?

Don't you ever trust anyone wearing
pants with a cock.

Ladies, how's it going?

Wayne, this is a woman's only space.

It means no men allowed.

Hello, Wayne.

Who's buying?

Actually, is anyone thinking of going
into work today?

I just thought I'd throw it out there.
You know, orders to fill, clients to

phone, that kind of thing, no?

Mum, we're here supporting Casey.

Yeah, it's called a healing. But another
round would be good.

The baby.

What's up with the coven?

They're busy over there being the little
sisters of sorrow.

Not that they've got jobs or work they
could be doing.

So no fun at all then? Nah, get him to
work.

Yeah, same with Munson.

How do you know?

Because he's holed up in my office,
making himself at home.

You let him stay.

I'm going to kick him out tomorrow.

Jesus, you'll be cooking his eggs next.

Just wish they'd bloody thought it.

Yeah, you know, it's not that huge.

You know, on a scale of one to whatever,
worse things have happened.

So you go tell them. No one is listening
to me right now.

Yeah, because some people are just too
damn proud.

Aren't they, Jess?

Why did you say no?

Licking your bit up head, is he? We need
that job. No, we don't. Uh, the Renos?

That dump you call a house is licking
cash out of every pore.

You just turned your back on a shitload
of money and I don't get why. Is this

you talking or your brother? Nicky has
ambition.

Oh, is that what you call it? If you
think the job is shit, then fix it.

the one to do it. I'm not fucking
touching it.

When I met you, you were the big man.
You had plans.

You and me, we were going to get set up.
What happened to that?

What happened to you?

If someone's broken your balls, it sure
as hell isn't me!

Well, it's a world first.

You here to see Jane?

Oh, just passing.

Well, do you want something to eat? I
mean, at this rate, it's all going to go

to the city mission.

No, I'm good.

We'll be like this for real one day.

All the kids have, you know, flown the
coop.

You'll be too busy to notice.

Well, maybe I could keep Jane in her
room until she's 30.

Ted's never going to die.

Damn it.

And Dan will never leave.

What's up?

Bloody kids.

Wolf done all right with our kids.

Not Loretta.

Oh, Loretta's Loretta.

Who bloody clever for her own good is
what she is.

Why, what's she done?

Nothing. She doesn't listen. She just
goes her own sweet way.

Oh, nothing new there.

Maybe it's just time that we left the
poet, you know.

Sometimes she looks at me, I think she
hates me.

Bullshit. Yeah?

Yeah.

God, she's always been after your
approval. She's just too bloody twisted

show it.

You think?

Yeah.

Do you remember those drawings she did
when you were in Mount Eden?

The birds in black crayon? They were
ours.

Fucking weird is what they were.

Or she never drew a picture for anyone
else.

Do you ever have regrets?

No.

Not really. Why?

Wolf. We're all getting old.

You get to a point.

You start to wonder.

What have I ever done that was worth
anything?

Well, you've got your kids.

And you've got Jane. Yeah, I'm a
grandparent. Yeah. Isn't that good?

Makes you weigh things up.

The jobs, the risks.

Well, you know.

It's what you've always been good at.
What if I don't have the stomach for it

anymore?

You for real?

There are going to be more grandkids.

And I want to see them grow up.

Not from inside. I want to be there to
protect them.

Okay.

So what are you going to do?

Fuck no.

I'm working on it.

Well, you've got the gym.

No, that's over.

Right.

Well, whatever you decide to do, I'm
sure you'll do it.

You're a determined bastard.

Oh, you would say that. And don't let
Loretta get to you.

No, she's not.

I should go.

Okay.

It's off.

I told you once and you didn't listen,
so here it is again.

Fuck up however you want, but you
involve Loretta in anything, and I mean

anything.

I'll kill you.

I think Loretta can make it.

I see you haven't lost your talent for
breaking and entering.

Comes in handy.

Okay.

So when are you going to start shouting?

You always were the brightest of our
kids.

That was Jethro. No.

Jethro doesn't even come close.

Have you come to shoot the breeze about
my intelligence?

I've just come to clear a couple of
things.

Okay.

You think I don't respect you.

You're wrong. I do.

Always have.

Is this some kind of weird pat me on the
back thing? Soul cave?

Toe the line? You're an adult now. You
make your own decisions.

But I am asking you not to do this job.

You're asking me?

Yeah.

And don't go looking for the catch.

There isn't one.

Whatever you may think of me, I have
always loved you.

And I always will.

And I'd do anything to stop you getting
hurt.

That's all I came to say, love.

Are you having a scene with Nicky
tonight?

You seem to know every little scene that
goes on with him.

You pit him!

I had a word with him, it's all about
fucking with my family.

Loretta. My family, the people I care
about.

And where exactly in this picture do I
fit in?

Your family?

Someone you care about.

Well, that's up to you.

My family is who I am. It's not going to
change and I'm not going to change.

So get used to it.

Like I said, up to you.

If you don't like it... Are you trying
to call it quits? Is that where you're

going with it? Jesus, woman, will you
stop giving me grief?

OK.

You and Nicky, you've had your
differences.

Yeah.

I don't want to walk away.

Okay.

Are we okay?

Yeah, we're fine.

You didn't know that before?

That job was a goer.

Cools it well. Shit!

We're not canning it, though.

Not because he says so. He's got all the
details, okay? And I don't trust him.

Which is why we move on to plan B.

Which is a little like plan A, only
smarter.

Okay. It will be.

Everything is going to turn out exactly
the way we want.

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