All language subtitles for Outrageous Fortune s04e08 Guilty Creatures

Cheryl, this is Tanya. So, friend of
yours.

Tanya, my accountant.

She should take over the hoochie book.
So you want to filter your tax money

through my... Jesus, Cheryl, haven't you
worked hard?

What the fuck is wrong with this joy,
everyone?

But you know he's a prick, so I don't
even think about it. What do you think I

should do then?

You cut your loss as you walk away.

He's on the dodge. I don't know how many
other ways to say this to you. I am not

a criminal anymore.

And you're not a cop.

Getting the lowdown on these invisible
parties.

If anyone asks.

There's no such thing.

Because from now on, we're not doing
them.

You go first.

I don't have anything to apologise for.
Neither do I.

OK, who wants Marcus in then?

Oh, look, I know, I know, but we sell
big time down there, so come on, who's

going?

All right, still sweetener. I'll throw
in Parmi North.

If it's Naki, I'll go. Or Nelson.

Nelson's got the really awesome market.
I'm not talking about a holiday.

Come on, guys, it's crunch time,
income's down.

Oh, is it?

Yeah, this is the way we do things now.
Well, I've got some ideas that I would

really... No ideas, just volunteers,
Kate. Come on.

Why don't you go?

I'm a bit busy, actually, Cherie,
running a company, raising a baby.

Yeah, but Pascal does, Jane, though,
really.

Most of it.

And I pay the bills here and at home.
Well, as a partner in this business, I

don't think Masterton's the answer.

Well, there wasn't a question. Well,
sales are down and we need some new

designs.

And I've been working on something.

Oh, now, okay. Don't shut me down,
Cheryl.

Hit it, Cheryl.

It's not playing, isn't it? It's called
The Wild Thing.

What's wild about it? The puss and boo
on the inside.

What, of the bra?

And the knickers.

Doesn't it pickle?

Yeah, baby.

It'll make you feel totally wow.

Excuse me.

I'm looking for Cheryl West.

I'm Cheryl West.

This is the staff meeting.

Right.

I'm Candice Fletcher.

From? Inland Revenue.

We're here for the audit.

Yes,

we're doing a full audit of all
businesses owned by Gary Savage.

Why wasn't I told about this?

We've been dealing with Mr Savage's
accountant.

Did she not inform you this was
happening?

No, she did not.

Copies of all our correspondence, which
you're welcome to look at.

We might just take a tea break.

Cherie?

Look, I'm sure there's a paper trail,
you know, a mile long, but like I said

you, this is totally out of the blue for
me, so maybe if you can give me 24

-hour notice... We have permission to
enter the premises, obtain access to all

financial records, and stay on site
until we're satisfied.

So if you can indicate an area where my
team can work, we'll get down to it.

Fucking ARD, they're like Rottweilers.
No, that's not fair. Roddies can be

really sweet dogs.

Nazis, then. You know, Nazis were
calculated.

Cheryl's toast.

Do not believe that bitch, Tanya.

Gee, there's not a word of this. I mean,
according to her voicemail, she's in a

goddamn island.

This is really bad, isn't it?

Well, they'll go through everything.

Wolf, know about this?

He never said anything to me.

That doesn't mean anything.

He tells me most things.

What do you think you're looking for?

Only one thing they ever look for.

Tax evasion.

I wouldn't go chucking terms around like
that if I were you.

Actually, I'm not feeling well. I think
I might go home. Yeah, you do that.

Rat, leaving the ship?

Oh, God, you don't think we're going to
sink like Titanic?

Of course not.

But what about the party?

What about the party? The invisible
party's the ones we never had.

How can they do us with something we
never did? They have powers. They can

anything. No, no, no, because when I
canned the parties, I sent all the

back to bloody Tanya. Oh, so they're not
here? Yeah, yeah, everything here is

kosher. Oh, God, because we can't go to
jail.

They can send us to jail for a few
invisible parties. No, no, would you

down? Don't mention the parties. Don't
even talk to these people. Yeah, but

they... No, no, no.

Listen to me.

They talk to me, and me only.

You don't open your mouth.

Got it?

Come on, Lloyd. Hit me. Stop messing
around.

Is that okay?

Good shot.

What are you doing here?

I'm meeting your boss.

Right on time. I like that in a woman.

Peter McGinney likes it, really.

This way.

Never drop your guard, Lloyd.

So, what's this about?

How completely I could satisfy you?

Oh, there's an opener.

I own a cleaning company, commercial
mostly.

I'm looking to expand my client base,
and I thought of you.

I'm pretty happy with the firm I use.

It's fun to be filthy, but not at work.

You say my office is dirty.

Coffee ring?

Dane, emptied when?

Yeah, well, they're cheap. I can tell.

How about paying just a little bit more?

Then you'll get the service you really
deserve.

Maybe.

Oh, there's two numbers.

She's a freak.

Probably doesn't want to see it.

Weak eyes.

All these squinting receipts.

Hey, did you ever put any dodgy ones in?
Did you?

Heaps, all of his pizza bills. I said it
was work on my account. My pizza called

B &T Services. I told Cheryl it was
breaking tire. Oh, totally, by then. She

did.

Oh, shit, she's coming over.

God, she's found the pizza. Oh, shit.

Excuse me, can I ask you something?

I know you speak English.

Fine. Who is Cheryl?

What? Cheryl?

Over there, we can talk to you.

I think she's a bit busy.

You don't know anything.

Nothing.

Well, I'm sorry to disturb you.

I fucking need a drink.

Everything okay? Can you tell me where
the bathroom is? Yeah, yeah, sure. This

way.

I did try to ask, but they seemed keen
not to talk to me.

Oh, the girls are really focused on
their work.

Right. Just around there at the back.

She didn't want to know where the can
was. Why?

I couldn't think of a few reasons.
Jesus, can you guys relax a bit? It's

starting to look suspicious.

You told us not to talk to her.

I think you should go home and work from
there. Really? Yeah, you're getting

stuff all done and it's making me
nervous. Okay, thank you.

If she asks about the B &T invoice
thing, can you just say it's my car?

Yeah, it is your car. You could just
like that. Rochelle!

Still too high.

You pay peanuts, you get monkeyed.

I'd expect more than a wipe down and
vacuum for this. I'm talking an

clean, personally guaranteed.

How personally?

I know how to give satisfaction.

For this price, you'd better.

Six month trial period.

Once I flick the other lot.

That's acceptable.

I'll send a contract.

Oh, there is one thing.

You have to join.

My gym.

All my employees belong.

I'm not an employee. I'm an independent
contractor.

Non -negotiable.

Here's the thing, Nicky.

I never exercise.

You'd have an amazing body if you did.

Oh, I'm happy with my body.

If I had your body, I'd be happy with it
too.

Membership's free. Cool.

Two year minimum on the cleaning
contract.

Done. And done.

Who got done?

It's completely mutual.

You want to watch my daughter?

I certainly do.

Kate, what happened?

I don't want to go to jail.

Whoa, Becca, why would you go to jail?

Ho Chi Minh is getting done over by the
IRD.

So? So, I haven't done this year's
return or last year's.

I'm not too sure about the year before
that.

Hey, this is for cocktails.

That's work -related, entertainment.

How? I'm on the road.

I have to network.

In a strip club? I have to hang out with
chicks who like hot undies. God, where

am I going to hang out? Plunkett?

Who'd you go with?

Baby, are you jealous?

No.

I'd go by myself.

Beats hanging in a shitty hotel and
missing you.

It's a lot of cocktails, but... Yeah,
well, they shout the dancers.

It's at Hooters and Hepburn's. It's the
Waikato, you know?

They're into that cow shit.

We have to get this out of here.

They can search anywhere you know, and
you better get your shit together too.

Why? I don't work for Hoochie.

It's just the beginning.

You know, they come in and they get
names, and then they come after you,

like the Terminator, but with
calculators.

Did you dig it?

You know, when those heifers were
getting their kid off?

Toby, why would I go out for fish when I
can get steak at home?

Help me pack the ship.

Bye, guys. I'll see you in the morning.

Any idea how long you'll be?

Several days, probably.

No, I meant now.

Oh.

Sorry.

Well, it is a big investigation.

But you will be heading home?

Back to the motel.

You're not local?

No, I'm on secondment from head office.

As I said, it is a big investigation.

Is there anything you'd like to talk to
me about?

No. No.

But I would like to head home myself,
though.

Family? Yeah.

So, um...

You don't mind locking up?

Trusting, I'll do. Well, you're honest,
obviously.

Most people are, Cheryl.

Yeah.

You got anything else you want to tell
me?

No. Mum, I just put Jane down.

She'll be around then. With her little
glasses on and her little nose looking

all that shit.

Did you leave her there?

What do you want me to do? Ride around
for dinner?

What does she look like?

What does it matter what she looks like?

What's all that shit doing here?

It's my book.

She thinks they're coming for her, Nick.

The Jiggle Club. 95 bucks.

Work related.

Right. So when they raid the love shack,
they're not going to find Squawks.

I still don't understand why you had to
bring it round here. I had to sort this

before they come for me.

What about you? What, we've got vet
bills, we've got your hairdresser's

we've got your mum's fucking car bill,
anything else?

Well, you thought it was all right at
the time. You were diddling me. And me.

And you, you're on the dodge from your
own business.

Yeah, but that's why people have
businesses.

Christ!

One extra to take. Didn't think you'd
mind.

Hi.

You don't want to worry too much about
the IRD.

I'm competent.

That was good.

Those were proof.

Someone's in the party. The IRD, they're
all over us like flies on shit.

You got anything you want to say about
that?

No pasta potato?

Yeah.

Well, do we do tax?

Tax?

You know, like, do we pay?

What the fuck are you asking me for? I
don't pay, no.

Anything comes from me in an envelope, I
bin it.

Makes you all worry about that kind of
shit, brother.

Casey said you gotta have a number.

Not that kind of number. The number that
means they can take money from you.

What? You mean they take it without
asking? Yeah.

It's like robbing.

Right, they got a license to rob.

A license to rob you?

Mm -hmm.

We don't want any part of that, do we?

No. We stay right away.

Of course, the key weapon in any audit
situation is a skilled accountant.

Our accountant was so skilled, he fucked
off to the Pacific Islands.

There is an accountant?

Yeah. You should put all your money in a
TAB account.

The IRD can't touch it there.

Not helping, Ted.

I'm real sorry, Cheryl. And if you want
me to tell her all about the

hairdressers and the vets, then I will.
But please don't involve my mum. Yeah,

we wouldn't want her to get in trouble,
would we?

If I get done, Lordy, will you still
love me?

If I go to jail, will you come and visit
me?

I'm sure I won't come to that.

Well, actually, Lloyd, you didn't see
this IOD chick?

She was really, really scary.

Fuck it! I don't know what this receipt
is for. Maybe it's better that we go to

jail. You know, there'd be heaps of
scary dice with tabs, you know, what I'm

going to have to make of the hose or tap
of the shelf, but it'd be better than

what I'm going to have to... Hi.

I just thought you might need this in
the morning.

Oh.

Thanks, it's not the only key I've got,
but thanks for bringing it back.

Now that you're here and off duty, want
to stay for a drink?

It's kind of you, but I... Ben!

Ben! Ben!

Ben!

Ben!

This is Candice Fletcher from the IRD.

Hello.

Well, I don't think I'll stay for that
drink, but thanks for the offer. Sure.

Oh, by the way, this is a business
investigation.

We won't be looking into anybody's
personal tax.

Just in case anybody's worried.

No.

She looked like a cop, but she's not an
actual cop.

That's my name. She only does business,
Percy. See? We're in business, man.

Okay? We'll just... We'll stay out of
your way.

Pretty lucky, doesn't it?

Oh, she's gone, baby.

Let's go.

Yeah, Chris!

Jesus Christ, what a mess in those
bloody girls.

Yeah.

what you're going to say.

Come on. Say it.

I remember what you said.

You know.

Them foot pole.

Don't go near it.

All that shit.

Could be okay.

Yeah.

Bloody hell.

I'm not in the mood.

Fair enough.

I've got a nearly start.

See myself out.

Hello? Hello?

We need a tax number. What do we do? We
don't want one. But we might have to get

one. Don't want one. We might have to
get one. You guys have been in business

how long?

Uh, well, we're a different kind of
business, eh? You know?

Like a secret business.

All it takes is one person to claim your
work on their tax return and you're

busted.

And, um, what can they do to you if you
don't, like, pay?

They can, like, totally do your ass.

Like bum you?

No, look, they get you for back taxes,
plus penalties, plus late fees.

A bit of backdoor action might actually
be preferable, but unfortunately you

don't get the choice.

See, I told you we need a number. Look,
it's fine.

I'm already on to it.

Are you?

Yeah, that's what managers do.

What about all the work we did before
you was our manager?

I don't know, I don't care. Before you
had a number, you didn't exist.

Like invisible?

Yes, if that's the way you want to look
at it.

Knock at the earth if we were invisible.

We did.

Where are they?

You don't need to whisper.

God, they're even scary when they're not
here.

Jesus, would you wind down the paranoia?

Maybe they're finished because she
worked late.

Or they got sick of it and they're not
coming back. Yes.

Morning, all.

Did you take your work home? No.

These are from Tanya Hoggs' office.

Are they our files?

I have written permission to uplift
them. Would you like to see the letter?

No, don't bother.

Almost morning tea time.

Better get down to it.

I could murder that Tanya. She fucks off
to the cooks and then dumps me in it. I

hope she eats a bad mango and gets a
trot. This shit's so going to hit the

What are we going to do, Cheryl?

There's no we. I made the decisions.

We all took money.

Yeah, well, even though I didn't get as
much.

No, I was in charge.

I'll take the rap.

It comes to that.

She wouldn't do that staunch woman alone
crap.

Yeah, but what the hell could we do
anyway?

Okay, this is just an assessment, so
take it easy. Anyone can ride a bike.

Don't have to watch.

Your lungs are really working.

That's good, isn't it?

Heart rate's way up.

You're going to need a lot of aerobic
work.

How do people do this?

Energy, stamina.

You think you can go all day and all
night?

Cheryl.

a chance to input some data. Can I ask
you a few questions?

Fire away.

Here I have a month -to -month breakdown
of income.

There are some noticeable fluctuations.

What causes those?

A number of things.

Can you be specific?

Excuse me.

Seasonal variation in demand, the number
of designs we've got on offer, the cost

per unit to manufacture, the number of
saleswomen I've got on the road, the

associated hospitality and accommodation
costs, the list goes on.

I've noticed the biggest fluctuation
occurs within one contained period.

What period's that then?

After Gary Savage's buy -in.

Oh, well, that was when Tanya took over
the account, so you'd really need to

speak to her or Gary Savage, for that
matter. Ah, yes.

This, um, investigation concerns Mr
Savage's operation, particularly the way

income may have been channelled between
the larger companies and the smaller

subsidiaries to avoid paying tax.

Any light you could shine on that would
be helpful.

Even a current contact for Mr Savage.

You don't know where he is?

No.

So, um... Any help you could give would
be greatly appreciated.

I'll see what I can do.

Good.

Oh, um... Can I talk to Katie now? No,
she's a designer. She doesn't really do

finance. Still need to talk to her.
She's on her lunch break.

This afternoon's fine.

We have to talk to her.

But you said not to.

If you don't talk to her, she'll think
you're hiding something. Yeah, but we

are. God, don't say that.

It's like if I'm thinking it, then it's
like this trap that I'm going to fall

into. Well, maybe you should go off sick
or something. Oh, God, nothing.

Too late for that.

God, I don't take the chance when I had
it.

Where are you going?

I don't know.

I've got to go and see a dog about a
dog. I'll be back later.

Where's Gary?

And don't tell me you don't know.

Somewhere in Asia.

Or Australia.

Oh, yeah, that narrows it down a bit,
doesn't it? I don't think he wants to be

contacted. Especially with the company
you've been keeping.

Yeah, I don't know if Cherie's been
filling you in, has she?

You've heard you're in the poo.

Me? What about us?

What happened to our business?

My name is nowhere near it. I was just
doing my brother a favour, is all. What

about me?

You can handle this.

Okay. The cow from the IRD made it
really clear she wants to know where

Savage is. So where the hell is he?

Have you tried calling him? His phone's
been cut off. Bugger. Is that all you've

got to say?

Look, do you think he gives a rat's
about your little knicker business?

He's in the shit up to here.

He had been speaking with him. I don't
dub, you know that.

Yeah, we don't do that, do they?

It's your youngest you should be worried
about.

Well, what's wrong with her?

I don't like the company she's been
keeping. Well, maybe you can deal with

I will.

Yeah, because you fuck all of them up
for me.

Cathy, you're the chief designer here.

Yes, but I don't organise parties or do
the books or anything.

You know, especially do the books for
the parties.

Do you ever work for clients privately?

What? Do people ever commission you to
do things personally?

I've never taken money under the table
or claimed for anything. I shouldn't

have. Oh, no, no, no.

It's not what I meant.

It's just, um, I find it really hard to
get undies that fit me properly.

I'm long in the rise.

Oh. I was wondering if you did made -to
-measure.

You want me to make you some undies?

Do you do that?

Sure.

I have to measure you. I wouldn't really
want to do it here.

I'm not unprofessional.

Kind of.

We can sort something out.

Great.

Hi,

I'd like to register a business for GST.

You know what? I'd love to hold. And can
you play me some really shitty music?

That would be... So, what are you
playing at, Sporty Spice? I never play.

There's some game going on with our
friend down the gym.

No, I just offered him a cleaning
contract and he accepted it.

You should stay away from him.

But he's your boss, and we're
practically related with you shagging

Watch your mouth!

Oh, right.

So is that the same kind of warning you
gave Jethro before you ran him out of

town? I was just looking out for Jethro.
Not you, Father of the Year.

And you're starting to piss me off.

Thanks for caring, Dad.

You sure you want to go there?

She's a looker.

She is an evil little tart.

She's that bad?

Maybe it could be good for her.

Having someone like you around might
teach her a lesson or two.

You make it sound like fun.

As long as you don't forget who's really
important.

Hey, as if I would.

Well, look who decided to drop by.

You know your daughter has a lung
capacity of a geriatric.

Yep.

Not worried about her lungs.

It's her mind that concerns me.

We're just doing some business, that's
all.

Is that right?

What's it to you?

She's my fucking daughter.

That's my fucking business.

I know my daughter, and what I know is
that girl does nothing without an

ulterior motive.

I'd think on that if I were you.

Thanks, I will.

Good.

So what did she want to know?

If I'd make you some undies.

You're kidding.

She's along on the ride. What?

Don't you know that?

So, she's coming around tonight so I can
measure her.

To your house.

I'm going to make my special egg
planter.

Is that a good idea?

Well, all my texture is here.

And she gets that I'm a designer, you
know, not an accountant. And honestly,

doesn't seem so bad.

I'm going to be home.

Nonsense.

Kate? Don't get mad.

Yeah, hi, baby.

Yeah, yeah, I'm at home.

Shit, what'd you do that for?

Yeah, yeah, Kate.

Quick, quick. The next lady's coming
round here.

To Aretha. Well, Keith has said I
shouldn't be here.

Okay, we should, uh, vanish.

Become invisible.

We have to get rid of all evidence that
shows I exist.

Keith!

Poor Marley CDs.

We've got to hide out, bro. We've got to
lie down.

You were like the outlawed. Yeah, the
invisible outlaw.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Apparently she's going to make her
eggplant thing.

Well, that'll make things a whole lot
better. Yeah, and then she'll get pissed

and then fuck knows what she'll say.

Oh, trust Candy to hand out the weak
link. She's found it and now she's

all around it.

Well?

What do you expect me to say?

You think I should fall on my sword,
don't you? Tell them everything.

I know it already.

And risk losing my business.

I know it doesn't matter to you. I never
said that.

I cannot walk away. I have worked too
hard for this. It doesn't have to come

that. Come clean. They might go easy on
you. Yeah, right.

They're just doing their job. That's all
we expect them not to. What, you on

their side now? No, it's the law.

Oh, fuck. Here we go.

You must be loving this.

You know, knowing it was going to happen
and now it has.

No, it's not.

You want to hear me say it?

You were right.

I was wrong. There you are. Enjoy it all
you like.

I hope Red's all right.

Perfect.

Do you like your plants? I love
eggplant.

It's a beautiful shape.

Can I help?

No. Make yourself comfy.

Well, this is very nice.

Is it just you?

Yeah. Yeah.

No man around here.

You know, you could sit down.

No. We do not exist.

That's right.

You got that?

Hmm?

We haven't been here, okay? And you
haven't seen us. Can I bring Jane and

Whatever. We're in hiding, okay? Go on,
Luke.

Silly Uncle Munter. Nobody gives a root
where he is, eh?

No. Can I ask you something?

Not about the business or anything.

No.

Can I get the recipe for this?

You like it?

Yeah. Really?

A lot of people say they like the
eggplant thing, but I actually think

lying. I'm not.

God, you're a heaps more looser than I
thought you'd be.

Right. I didn't mean to be rude or
anything.

I'm not offended.

Okay, sister.

Shall we do this?

Line me up.

Bro, we can't stay in here forever.

We could skip town, go up north.

Oh, you better.

They wouldn't find us up there.

We could just go back, go fishing, never
pay any tax.

I'd miss Casey, but... Yeah, well, she
could come up on the holidays.

No, if you talk, you need a secret
location and wouldn't stay secret for

long. An outlaw can't have a wife.

Because he needs to have an in -law.

Can you hold on to this?

Do you want a low -rider kind of thing?

No, not too low, otherwise you'll see
the elastics from my pants.

Oh, honey, I don't do PPL.

Wow, you are long. I know.

You know what, you should get a matching
bra.

That would be great.

Okay, what can I tell?

I like balconette.

Balconette? Ooh.

Do you think that's wrong for me?

No, no, it's just... You'll look.

Oh, that's just the job.

I'd really like to dress the way you do,
but I don't have the figure for that

kind of thing. Get out of here.

I don't. You have an amazing figure.

You just need to find someone to make
the most of it.

I'm in your hands.

So what's your cut size?

I think it's a B.

Honey, I'm not a B.

Maybe.

Grabbed your tit? No.

She made me grab her tit. And it wasn't
really a grab.

You know, it was more of a... Thought
you were fitting her for a

brat. Yeah, well, that's how it started.

And then it went somewhere different.

How different?

I hope I haven't misread this.

Have I?

What did you say?

You're definitely not the bee.

Sorry.

If you'd rather not talk. No, no.

Don't be silly.

You won't know yourself.

You know, getting the right fit can
really change your life.

And then what?

She went home.

So you didn't root her. Oh, thanks for
that. I should have jumped on it, Kate.

You do ack -a -dack -a. Yeah, well, not
for a while.

Only because Murray wasn't a threesome.

It's not riding a bike. You don't forget
how.

Michelle, she's a married woman.

Yeah, but... She keeps candy in the
sack, takes a picture on her movie, and

bang, goes our tax problem.

Do you want me to do it?

Casey! I can do it.

For the company.

Oh, come on, Cheryl. Is it even a route
when there's no sausage?

What kind of dumb question's that?

Appreciate the offer, but not even to
save this company would I let you fuck

IRD. Why not? They're trying to fuck us.
Who wrongs don't make a right?

What is this, Sunday school? No, it's
called human decency. You don't use

that way. Yeah, but if Case takes one
for the team, surely it's going to help.

Cheryl.

Can I see you for a minute?

A few things I want to talk to you
about. Sure.

So, when you put your hand on it, was it
like hard?

What? A nipple.

Have you contacted Mr Savage yet?

No.

No, I haven't.

That's unfortunate.

I'll show you something.

Here we have income rising, not that
steadily.

I know how to read a graph.

Here Gary Savage buys in, income
skyrockets as well as expenses.

We had a new product line.

At the same time, there are a number of
checks going out to the staff. What are

they for?

Bonuses for performance.

Here, sales go back down and you take
over the accounts. Can you explain that?

The new product line didn't live up to
expectations.

You do realize there are penalties
charges even for obstructing the

investigation Excuse me, can I talk to
you? No, no, not you You

want to talk to me I've run up some
samples and they're nearly ready to try

Oh,

what have you guys been eating just
stuff from the fridge No, it stinks in

like farting.

You fart more when you're scared.

Why aren't you at work?

No, no, can't do that.

Got to go bush.

Because we're scared.

I don't give a shit.

You've got a job soon, so get the fuck
up. We can't do that. We're

I got you a number, you morons. As of
now, you're legitimate.

So get the fuck up before you choke on
the fumes. Man, I was enjoying being an

outlaw. Now.

Hurry.

What happened?

Tried to lie.

She feels through me, I feel through me
too.

You were right.

There it is.

You were right.

And I was wrong.

Cheryl, I don't want you to suffer.

No.

You know what I loved about you?

Loved?

Remember that night I came round after
Jethro got his degree and you told me

your plans?

You laughed at me. But you proved me
wrong.

You put everything on the line for what
you believed to be right.

Yeah. This won't beat you either,
Cheryl.

No.

I wish I could help.

You can't.

You're back.

I want to get fit.

Expand my capacity.

You expect me to believe that?

You said I had to be here.

You either thought a girl that does what
other people say was no other motive?

Has someone been talking about me?

Your dad, actually.

Oh, I'll live in here and I'll stick in
the mud.

He knows you better than I do.

We could change that.

What are you really after here, Loretta?
Apart from you.

Cut the crap.

Okay.

Since you mention it.

Keep working while we talk.

See that guy?

Lloyd. You know him? Bank manager.

Those with sedentary jobs need to work
harder at their cardio.

He manages the Swanson branch of the
WSB.

I know.

That's small, but every couple of weeks,
quite a bit of money goes through that

branch. All in cash.

Oh, yeah?

Comes in.

Gets counted and out it goes again.

You know, untrustworthy people try and
take advantage of a situation like that.

Really?

Is that you?

You're telling me about it, so either
you think I'm worth trusting or you want

something.

Well, what do you think?

Could be both.

Shall we go and talk about this
somewhere private? Summer's always good

workout. Is it hot?

Mm -hmm. Theory.

Cheryl.

Bye.

Ask me anything you want.

I'll be completely straight with you.

I don't have any more questions.

I have everything I need.

Anything else we can do from the office.

Oh, here's one more thing. Yes.

Last year's GST miscalculated.

Oh, yeah, yeah, I know. And there's a
really good reason for that. Take to a

refund.

Not a large one, I'll grant you, but
$300.

What about Gary Savage?

We have enough on his other businesses
to form a case against him.

Look, there is... One other thing.

Would you tell Casey... Would you just
tell her they fit perfectly?

She's done a great job in so little
time.

Don't turn the light on, okay?

Case, what's happened?

Has she gone?

Yeah, and she said to say that the
undies fitted perfectly.

Of course she did.

Get this.

We're not getting done.

We're due a fucking refund.

Case, what's going on?

They just left me.

He's moved out.

Of course he hasn't.

He could make Billy Buggers a van.

No. Why would he leave you? He loves you
to bits.

You reckon I need a shower?

Nah, man. Just grab your belt.

Hey, you took your Bob Marley CDs, but
you didn't take your tool belt.

You didn't. I did.

But I didn't plan to or anything.

Shez.

Okay, well, just give it some time.

Manta will cool down, you know, once
he's over the shock.

You didn't see his face yet.

It's over.

It's totally over.

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