All language subtitles for Outrageous Fortune s04e06 A Good Child And A True Gentleman.eng

I mean, we all know that Gary was a
bastard, but what if I told you that

was banging Gary's dad way before Gary
came along?

Before you were born.

Significantly before you were born.

I've forked out a shitload of money on
you, and I intend to get it back.

You start over there.

They took all my stock.

What do you want me to do?

I've watched Earth policy.

I don't want to do that stuff anymore.

Please, Becky.

You're too big.

Spread next door.

What's next door to the wedding hut? I
thought it was empty.

It's a pet shop.

Oh, my God.

I hear them screaming.

What have you done?

I stood up to Dad.

That's what I did. That is all I did.

The Sunset Channel are so going to love
this episode. It's called You're Nice

and I'm Beautiful, and it's all about
valuing yourself in the face of personal

conflict.

Do you want to hear it before I send it?
No, not now, hun. Ben, have you been

putting formula in your coffee again?
Yeah, it tastes good.

It's expensive.

You look like shit.

Yeah, well, that's because Sparky was
dreaming in his sleep again last night.

didn't like the match.

Well, you may as well. Pet killer.

Oh, I got one straight back. Oh, my God,
I love email.

Morning. No, I've got to go.

There she is.

Coming.

What?

Good morning, little monkey.

You want some breakfast?

Yeah, come on.

Oh, God.

Oh, fuck.

Uh, Loretta?

My bag, it's gone.

Like, I'm gonna fall for that.

Fuck. Oh, God, Loretta!

Nice try, Mum.

Liv, can we show?

Oh, wow, that's a loss to the world.

I think Mum's put it back out.

How could they?

Pascal, I can't move. Yeah, I know how
you feel.

How could they?

Oh, Jesus motherfucking Christ!

Pascal!

It's your boy, Urgent, apparently.

Yeah, what?

We're going to stuff until Sparky gets
back, because he didn't even come close

to finishing his pre -wires, so we can't
jib. I'll tell him to get his arse in

again. Yeah, I tried, but it's
complicated.

Sparky, you've got to get up, man.

The sun!

Dude, you've got to shake this.

The sun!

Mr. Father of all fire.

We need you back on site to finish the
wiring.

Electricity is concealed fire that burns
the innocent.

He's a lazy fuck. He's just spinning you
a line.

Yeah, well, you try then, man.

Wolf, the place is not going to finish
itself, so what about getting down here?

All right.

Come on, Lordy.

Free hit.

No, Mr. Wolf, I couldn't.

Always take an opportunity, Lloyd.

Oh, fuck!

There we go. It wasn't so bad.

How would you know?

Well, you're forgetting that I used to
be a nurse before I had an amazing

in inspirational TV.

Shame about that, love.

You have no idea what it feels like to
get your ultimate vocation heartlessly

ripped away from you. Does it feel like
someone's put an axe through your spine

and a red hot poker up your ass?

Not quite.

Lucky for you, I'm here.

Now, I really should take your
temperature.

Fuck that. Get me some painkillers. Now.

What are you doing?

What?

If you have wax issues, use these.

They haunt me, Pascal.

They're screams.

Sparky, the animals are dead and gone.

And it's all my fault.

What do you expect, working with my
psycho sister?

Gentle.

Innocent souls.

Charred.

Spoiled.

Sparky, bad things can happen to anyone.

Even those who so don't deserve it. And
even if you're suffering quite terribly,

you've got to take that pain and just
turn it into a positive.

You know, somewhere out there, there's a
living thing just waiting for you to

just go out and help them. So just go
and...

Shit, empty boxes should get binned.
It's like putting a dead match back in a

matchbox. Oh, jeez. I wasn't talking
about you.

Ah, just the man I wanted to see.

You've got a job to finish.

No, no, no, not the wires.

Cut the loopy shit, Sparky. There's work
to do. No, never.

What are you doing here? I just came to
see Sparky. Well, you've seen him, now

go. I just got here.

Don't think I've forgiven you for what
you did to my husband.

And now I have to get some medication
for my patient.

What patient?

Mum, she's put her back out big time.

Don't go in there!

Taking a load off, I hear. Shit.

Painkillers. I'm working on it, okay?

You out!

In a minute. If this was a real
hospital, I'd call security.

What the fuck do you want? Now, is that
any way to talk to visitors? You're not

a visitor, you're a gliding prick.

How did it happen?

Not late 1993.

What are you doing here?

Sparky's dragging the chain.

He's a mess.

Thanks to your daughter.

Oh, that's bad.

Come on, tell me what you need.

Painkillers. But mostly I need you to
piss off.

Your wish is my command.

Did you hear?

Actually, she asked me to help.

She's not.

So what can I do?

Uh, leave.

You want me to mind Jane? I don't think
you're qualified to look after anybody.

Well, I have had four more kids than
you.

Five, actually.

And I am a woman and a nurse, and you
are just a man who aggravates people.

I didn't come here to fight, love.

Shit! Empty!

God, there's no food! There's no
formula!

Family's useless!

Not all bad.

You can just piss off.

Okay.

Good.

I used

to be a stripper. Ben, did you know
that?

I'm not a wallpaper either.

Is that how you met my dad?

But now I only take my clothes off for
people that I know.

Thank you, Van.

I didn't put any sugar in it because
chicks don't normally take sugar, eh?

made you everything.

You don't judge me the way that some
people in your family do. Thank you.

Okay, the bad news is we've run out of
painkillers. For fuck's sake. But the

good news is I'll get some in the
shopping and in the meantime we've got

and these. What are they?

Herbal shit. I want painkillers and I
want them now.

Stability, natural, the disappointment
and frustration at one's body failing.

It's not failing.

I fit all the time with my work with
Adeline Infant. You're not old.

God, I'm just in pain.

Okay.

Okay, that feels quite good.

See, you're in good hands.

What are you doing?

Well, he relaxes the muscles, so now
we're ready for stretches.

Stretches. We don't want you to see.

Don't you bloody touch me.

Gently now.

Let's go. No.

One.

Dad,

where are you guys?

You were right.

Sparky's gone to Planet La La.

We're going to need another electrician.

That's cool.

Look, we've got a couple of other jobs
we could go on with too then.

What jobs?

Paying ones.

Totally. Then get off your arses.

Well, are you coming down to help?

No, I can't.

Why not?

You're kidding.

Yeah, yeah, all right. See ya.

Well? No, Dad can't make it.

Why not?

Mum's put it back up.

Who, back? Yep.

And that means it's a major.

She could be in bed for days, so he
needs to be there for BJ.

Ray J.

Baby Jane.

Dude, are you sure that's such a good
abbreviation for a little girl? Well,

we'll just have to do everything
ourselves then.

What about our other jobs?

Fine.

Piss off.

Walk out on me, why don't you?

Are we doing those other jobs or not?

Put the egg in the thing.

Oh, thank God you're here.

I'm not stopping, I'm just picking
something up.

Can you give baby Jane a bottle?

Uh, no.

Uh, yeah. I can't do everything. I don't
do baby. No feeding, no nappies.

Even holding is against the terms of the
agreement that I have with Mum. Then

can you feed Mum?

Why? Because she is bedridden.

Has she lost the use of her arms? She is
in extreme pain and I need help.

Oh, come on. It's not like you've got
anything else to do.

Are you referring to the premature end
of my motivational career?

It's not over. You can motivate Grandpa.

You are a cold and heartless bitch.

Have patience.

Where is she?

She's in her room. Can you give her
this?

Hi. Alcohol has no place in back injury
recovery.

Got it.

Much.

Grandpa, I have to go out. Can you
please feed baby Jane?

Okay, here she comes, here she comes,
here she comes.

Okay, bye.

Slipper! Any excuse to get on your back,
eh?

Oh, don't make me laugh. It hurts like a
bastard.

You want to open up? No, no, I don't
want food. I just want something for the

pain.

I'll make her a nick of their wine. But
you didn't search our bag.

Oh, my God, you girls are genius.

So,

how's work? Can I have a cigarette? We
can't work at a time like this. Not with

our boss paralyzed.

I'll come back as soon as I can find
something to numb the pain.

Oh, my God.

I hope you don't have your surgery.

No, it'll just be a slipped disc. No,
but that's just it. I saw this

once. This woman had to have a disc
operation.

This surgeon just opened her up and was
wicking the shit out of her spine with a

hammer and chisel.

True. No shit.

She never walked again.

You've got work you should be doing.

It's all to do with what the jockeys
wear.

There's an old saying around the track.

Red diamonds on a number four.

Up the front and full of class.

Green diamonds on a number five.

Could be lucky. Never last.

But yellow on a number two guaranteed
the monkey's ass.

Teaching her what's what, old man? We're
busy here.

What are you doing here?

What you should.

Helping out while your mother's crook.

I'm busy.

About to put a torch to something else,
are you? There was an accident which

sadly resulted in the loss of all my
stock.

The insurance company, believe you?
They're busy people. Good. I know one

creditor who's happy to hear that.

Good luck with the bedpans.

And don't try acupuncture. Whatever you
do, I knew this girl once who had none

of those needles stuck around her fanny.

You're for hay fever. You, you bastard.

Now, now, girls, let's not upset the
patient. What the hell are you doing to

boyfriend? Nothing he's not up for.

Well, he's a physical wreck.

Hey.

Again.

Come on.

Watch out, here it comes.

Lloyd, come on.

That's the way, big fella.

He just wants to be a better man for his
woman. Well, how's that meant to work?

Well, boxing is pretty hot. Well, not...
when he is crippled. He can't even

manage foreplay.

You damage him and I am so coming after
you.

Come on, please.

What about Cheryl?

Come on.

I'll be fine. Just go and do some work.

It's been a long time since Rochelle had
a decent boyfriend. Don't you dare

bugger that up as well. Yeah, yeah,
yeah. What are you doing here? I thought

said I didn't want to see you.

Oh, I know where I'm needed. You're not
here. You're not.

Well, I guess I'll leave these here
then.

Get them here.

So you do want my help?

Oh, don't.

Check it out.

That was fast.

Hey, you just click it all together
these days. Yeah. So now, all we've got

do is whack in a new hot water cylinder.

Booyah! Means pressure, baby.

Blue pressure? Shit, I'll shower us. But
at the moment, there's no pressure

because we turned the water off and just
finished rolling an excellent doobie.

See, we're getting there, eh? There's
Dreamhouse.

You guys are just... You're so great.

Never seen a chick cry over plumbing
before.

Those aren't happy tears, man.

Yeah, best leave her alone, eh? Might be
that time of the month, you know? Women

are really unpredictable around them,
like members of the big cat family.

No, man, you're talking shit. No, no,
no, I've seen it on Animal Planet.

You don't leave a chick to cry about.

Yeah, she's not your chick.

And she's unpredictable, you know, like
the mountains, and the white tiger.

You hate our plumbing that much?

No. I'm stoked, really.

Yeah, you look pretty stoked.

It's just what you said about this being
your dad's dream home.

Yeah, but yours too.

Of course.

You know what, though? For something
that he says that he loves so much, how

often do you actually see him here?

Oh, he's busy.

Yeah, I noticed.

Like, it doesn't give a shit.

No.

No way, man.

Dad, he's way into this place, you know?

And you.

Look, I know my dad.

Okay?

More because he's my dad.

And, um, I know that he wouldn't be
doing all this stuff if he wasn't really

into you.

And... You guys are a really hot couple,
you know?

Usually you.

Look, all I'm saying is just don't get
too down on yourself.

You know, because it goes to some bad
places.

That's all.

You're a decent guy, Van West.

A half -decent plumber, too, eh?

More than a half -decent plumber.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

That's cool.

OK, I'd better get back to the plumbing
now.

Sure.

Who did that?

Who do you think?

I didn't ask you to do that. I think
you've got them.

And I went to the supermarket.

I just spent $146 that I don't really
have on stuff that we don't really need.

Well, you always need formula.

That is not the point.

Oh, love, you're doing a great job.

I think it's because I have to, because
we're just such a bitch.

I know.

I mean, I try to stay positive. I try to
live my philosophy, even though no one

appreciates it.

Like the new owners of the Sunset
Channel who cancelled my show, even

was married to Milt, even though he
thought that I was... Hold on. What's

They cancelled my show.

Now, why would they do a dumb thing like
that?

They put a knife in my chest when my
back was turned.

Their loss?

No, it's my loss.

Honey, if they don't appreciate true
talent when it's standing right in front

them, then bugger them. They don't
deserve you.

You think me to believe that?

Another door always opens.

Especially for a girl as beautiful and
talented as you are.

You really think so?

Denny, I've missed her.

You... are an inspiration to this
family.

Unlike your bloody sister.

I know. She's such a cow.

The fire took my premises and all of

my stock.

Oh, really?

Thank you. I really appreciate your
service.

Great. I'll get back to you.

Did you tell them who to make the check
out to?

It's my business.

I didn't think you had one.

So you can get home, help your sister.

Oh, come on. She loves the whole saintly
martyr routine.

She's looking after your mother, your
kid.

Not my kid.

Jesus, you're a worry, you are. Oh, are
you a head of the UN?

When the chips are down, a family pulls
together. That's what makes a family a

family. And how does that apply to
Jethro?

Jethro went for his own good.

Yeah. We're a family. You can keep
singing that song, but do you think

actually believes it?

We are like your least favourite jersey.

You only put it on when you're feeling a
bit cold.

Things are tad nippy in Wolfgang
Westworld. You know, you're not too old

flap. Oh, that's right. I forgot.

Westworld isn't quite right, because
you're not necessarily a West by birth,

you?

Are you coming home to help out or not?

I've already told you.

Is that your final decision?

You're the one feeling the chill, Dad.
Warm and toasty where I'm sitting.

Right.

How are we going in here?

Painkillers, wolf board, don't work.
These don't work either.

Well, you will feel much better after a
bed bath.

I'm joking.

We don't want to get whiffy.

Don't you touch me.

Come on, we haven't done it. I'll take a
run off the stretcher.

Be very clear. There will be no more
strangers.

Honey, if you want to help, can you
just, you know, do some housework or

something? I've already done two loads
of washing. Separate the colours?

Of course, and I've done the vacuuming,
and I've cleaned out the fridge. You

should have seen the state of it.

What about Jane? Where's she at?

Uh, she's sleeping.

Oh, yeah, this is a bit cold.

Jane? Are you in power?

Are you in power?

I want back.

Oh, my God, where is she?

Who?

Baby Jane. I left her with you.

Last I saw, she was on the couch with
Sparky.

Well, she's not there now?

It was only for ten minutes.

You left a baby with Sparky? Better off
with him than with me and the dunny.

That Rogon Josh passed through like the
Marrakesh Express.

I don't believe this. Yeah, probably
downstairs.

There is nobody there. There's no one
here except Mum.

All right.

So we have the small matter of a missing
baby.

Oh, my God, the pram is gone.

Well, that's a good start.

How is that a good start?

She couldn't push the pram itself, so
Sparky obviously took her for a walk.

That is not good.

Yelling at me won't bring her back.

We just have to find Sparky. How?

I know just the fella.

You want me to find Sparky? I'm quick,
smart if you don't mind.

Why do I get the feeling I've been here
before?

Well, it's different this time. Last
time he didn't have sole charge of a

-month -old baby.

Jane, how?

you didn't. He did.

You left a baby with Sparky. It was just
for five minutes.

Jeez, old man.

Now get your hand off it and find the
bugger. Shush, Mum cannot find out about

this. Or Dad, but especially Mum, it
might aggravate her condition.

What condition?

G'day, Cheryl.

Go on, flip your boots, have a good
laugh.

How'd you do it?

You don't want to know.

Not the old slide and roll.

I don't know if that's luck.

What are you doing here?

Well, sorting stuff.

Ted.

Need anything?

Just something for the pain.

I've tried taking these, but they've
done sweetie pay.

These? You get more pain relief from an
old fellow.

Wayne, can I get your help with that
thing now?

Yeah.

Who are you helping, Ted?

Ted, Pascal, you know, I'm a helpful
kind of guy.

What are you thinking?

Well, obviously plan A didn't work.

Which is what?

We called Sparky's mobile and he didn't
answer. Oh, gee, how useless can you

fellas be?

So glad you're here.

It's ringing.

OK, plan B.

He's got the pram, so he's probably on
foot.

Oh, how do you know that?

Because there's a car still here.

So... We scope out every fire station,
every petrol station.

And what about the park? What about it?
Well, it's not a complete nutter.

No, you're right, maybe we'll get going.

We'll get right back. No, you stay here,
you look after your mum and you man the

phone.

OK, let's go for it. No time for chit
-chat.

I'm expecting a call.

I'm just keeping things tidy.

You were so right about your bloody
sister.

What, that she's evil or she's got a
hole where her heart should be?

Time she was dealt to, once and for all.

What are you going to do?

Final warning, final solution.

But she's not here.

All the better.

Are you going to give a hand or not?

Climbing. And we're getting there with
that.

And then, well, the wiring.

That'll be sorted as soon as Dad gets a
new electrician, really.

If he can be bothered.

He will.

I don't know. He didn't show all day.

Not even a call.

He's busy, man.

I don't even want that shitty house in
the first place.

Come on.

It's going to be awesome when it's
finished.

If we survive the reno.

You will.

Shit to do with houses is the most
stressful shit in the relationship.

It's right up there with death and
weddings.

You know, I nearly got married once.

Yeah, but then the whole death thing
came up. Yeah, I heard about that.

I mean, it pretty much ended the
relationship.

So we never got to the marriage or the
renos, but if we had... Oh, Ben.

Here I am moaning about my paranoias.

No!

You're not paranoid.

Try smoking hydroponic weed laced with
PTP.

Hey.

You and Dad, you're cool. Okay?

And that's why he prefers hanging out
with his ex.

Okay, look.

The thing about Dad...

He's real big on loyalty, you know, like
being there in a crisis.

So if Mum can't get out of bed... He'll
be right there.

Yeah.

Yeah, but they used to have crises all
the time, right? You know, they'd yell

each other and then they'd make up and
then they'd... Yeah, but they wouldn't

rooting now because Mum's got a bad
back, so she... Not that having a bad

is even really a crisis crisis.

You know?

And, um, hey, you're a way hotter
version of Mum. So Dad would be mad to,

Tides out.

Do you really think I'm hot, Ben?

Yeah, but not as much as Dad does. You
should probably call him.

Okay, I will. After that drink. Make it
a double.

Right.

Oh, you don't... Yeah?

We're down at John Rawls Park, where a
guy footing Sparky's description of a

scene hanging around.

Yay.

Singing, I'm a little fire engine.
Pretty much seals it.

Yay. And is he there?

Apparently a woman approached him and
they hit it off. All we know about her

that she's wearing a barbecue factory
shirt.

Yay.

Beth, girl, are you all right?

Okay, bye.

Who was that?

No one.

Do you want another beer?

I've just got one.

What the hell?

What's

going

on?

You alright, Ting?

You don't want to help out? You can ship
out.

You are kicking me out.

You need to pull up your socks.

Until then, you don't belong in this
house.

You don't live in this house, so what's
it to you? Well, I do, and I agree

entirely with Dad.

Oh, really? So what happened to the
whole hating the husband killer thing?

There's such a thing as forgiveness and
caring.

And I know you don't care about anyone,
even your daughter, who happens to be

missing. What?

Well, she's not actually missing. She's
with Sparky. And where the fuck is

Sparky? We're not entirely sure, but
Judd and Grandpa will find them.

Wasn't Judd on the phone before?

We just have to think beautiful.

It's hard with Sparky, I know. Well
done, Supernanny.

Where do you think you're going? To put
my stuff back. Like hell you are.

First Jethro, and now me, is it? You're
slowly getting rid of everyone who

disagrees with you. Listen, you little
smartass.

Are you going to pull your weight or
not? Whatever I do, it will not be

my absentee father tells me to.

This is about what's right.

Right.

I'd better go and say goodbye to Mum
then.

Hi. Oh, look.

I've just come to say goodbye.

Where are you going?

Oh, I don't know, but it's okay. I mean,
I guess people get kicked out of home

all the time.

Kicked out?

Pascal's laid down the law. Well, her
and Dad.

Dad, mainly.

He doesn't even live here.

I know.

Never was a truer word spoken, actually.

What do you mean?

Maybe some of his aggression has to do
with that.

It must be hard finding out you're not
who you thought you were. Not your

father's son.

Not even a real West at all.

Hold on a minute. What are you saying?

Wolf's not Ted's son.

Seems that way, but don't you worry
about it. You just relax and get better.

place is in really good hands.

Dad's helping, and Pascal's got the
house under control. She's even

childcare for Jane. Why?

Oh, I don't know. I guess she just
thought that Sparky was a good choice.

Sparky? Admittedly, Sparky has
disappeared with Jane, but I'm sure it's

temporary. Jesus fucking Christ, Wolf!

Well, I'd better go before it gets dark.

See you, Mum.

How could you give Jane to Sparky? Well,
it wasn't so much a giving thing.

What, he took her?

Oh, no.

Where are you going?

To see how Dad and Grandpa are getting
on.

Please tell me you know where Sparky is.
I'm taking care of it. What, like you

took care of Loretta?

How dare you waltz into my house and
kick my daughter out?

I thought she was my daughter. What,
like Death Row's my son?

You're trying to get rid of all my kids.

If anyone needed a wake -up call, it's
her.

All I did was what you don't have the
balls to.

You should have talked to me first.

Why? So you could tell me to piss off?

Just piss off and find Sparky.

On it.

Babe. Hi, babe. Where are you?

Driving. Where are you?

The rusty was bad. We did good today.
Play looks amazing.

Good. Hey, so here's the plan.

No, sorry, babe. No can do. Not right
now.

Why not?

Bit of a family crisis.

What sort of crisis?

Not your problem, doll.

I'll be home when I can. Don't wait up.

Okay.

You took the day?

Yeah.

Joy.

You've been a big help today, Van.

I'm always the one.

This is how I roll.

Thank you.

Oh.

Hey, you be good to yourself.

What if Sparky's gone bush again?

And naked.

Don't.

Are you sure there's nothing we can do
to help? No.

Yes. Yeah, we tracked Sparky and the
mystery woman with pack and save.

What's going on out there? Yeah, what?

Last seen at pack and save buying
formula, nappies and sausages.

Apparently she shops here all the time.
Her name's Kilda Norris. The lady's

Kilda, Mum.

Oh, my God. She's Kilda.

Kilda. No, her name is Kilda Thicco.

What? No, no, no. Not you, Wayne. You're
doing a really great job.

What is going on out there?

One moment, caller.

Dad? What the hell is happening?

You're what?

Can you shut up? I can't hear.

Just checked on Anne -Marie.

Sparky's not at his sister's. They're
not at Anne -Marie's, but Judd knows her

name. It's Kilda Norris.

Kilda Norris? That fruit loop.

You know her.

Friend of Eric's. Used to hang around
the Galleria.

Rub herself up against the oven.

Dad knows where she lives.

Oh, my God. It's so like The Amazing
Race. Yeah, both of Cheryl's exes on the

case. What the fuck is happening?

Oh, my God. She walks.

Mum, you're healed.

Kilda bloody Norris.

What's happening?

Hello? Who is this?

What do you want?

That's not my fault.

Okay, okay, go now.

You're behind the eight ball, aren't
you, sonny?

They're not here.

Apparently some woman came and took
them. What bloody woman?

Where are they, you frivolous... Leave
it!

They're not here.

He said that some other mystery woman
came and picked them up. What woman?

Well, maybe she's lying. Did they check
the body?

Okay, not helping. No, not helping at
all. But who's the woman?

Oh, hello. Where is she? What have you
done with her?

Who? Oh.

You're holding her.

Like you know what you're doing.

Yeah, okay. Everyone can put their
tongues back inside their heads.

Sparky called me. He didn't have a car.
That's all.

Oh, come here, sweetheart.

Come to Auntie Shell, sweet pea.

It's okay.

Right, well, I'm off.

What, you're leaving?

Well, I don't live here anymore.

You're not going because of Wolf.

This is your home.

Are you saying you want me to stay? I'm
saying I call the shots around here, not

anybody else.

No thanks. I've actually made other
plans.

Bye.

You should have called.

Well, I tried.

Phone was always engaged.

Oh, I have to thank you.

What you said about that living thing
was so true.

Like you should.

Barbecue factory.

It's hot.

Um, you got kids?

No.

Oh, miracle of life, eh?

You have given me a new hope, a new
purpose.

I feel a new stirring in my loins.

Time for me to meet a good woman, settle
down, make babies.

Oh, God, no way am I having babies with
you.

Oh, shame.

Good genes.

Oh.

Oh! Oh, fuck.

God, I so hate this.

Enjoy. You deserve to put your feet up
every once in a while.

Well, you can bowl back in here and wave
your dick around.

Loretta will be fine.

As soon as she realises food doesn't
miraculously appear on a plate, she'll

all right.

You know...

You don't actually run this house
anymore, I do. You've made that point.

What's this about you not being Ted's
son?

She said that?

Yeah. Oh, it's bullshit.

She's always been a stirrer.

Think it's true?

Don't know.

Oh, well.

Maybe it's divine justice.

How do you figure that?

Father's and son's.

They don't exactly have a sacred bond in
this fucking family, do they?

I can't forgive you for Jethro.

Getting him back is not something I can
organise.

Well, there you go.

What is it?

Dad, you've got to come down here.
There's no rush.

No, you've got to come down here now.

I'm going to grow old sorting out
everyone else's problems.

Shouldn't have, didn't have.

You really didn't have to do all of
that.

You've got to have something nice to
look at. I don't know, I'm interacting

around looking for Sparky.

Yeah, well, Sparky ended up kind of
finding himself.

He still did it, though.

Anything for you.

In fact... Oh, my God.

You are a bloody hero.

I suppose a shag is out of the question.

Ask me tomorrow.

Okay, so what happened here?

Blood.

Yeah, I can see that.

How? Nothing to do with us, Mr. Weiss.
Nothing to do with your shithouse

at plumbing?

No. We did good plumbing, man, to be.

Hey!

You call that good? Hey, you fucking
muppets! It was tight -ass! Yeah, it

Pam. I saw them do it. You left the tips
on, for Christ's sake! No way, we

turned it off at the mains. Yeah, we
did. No.

No, what this is, is thousands of
dollars' worth of cock -up, which you

going to pay, is that right? We didn't
do this!

Well, somebody did! Hey, let's not get
carried away here.

This wasn't our fault, right?

We did a good job, man. We did the best
job we've ever done.

Where do you think you're going? Out of
here, away from you. Yeah?

Yeah. Well, good!

And you can pick your stupid ass up,
your big fat ass.

Useless stone of fucking mangroves!

You shouldn't blame them, babe.

It's just one of those things.

How's Cheryl and her family?

Oh, who gives a shit?

This is a fucking crisis.

No.

It's just a setback.

At least we've still got each other.

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