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This is Milt, my adorable and completely wonderful new husband.

We took a trip to Las Vegas in his private jet, so he is loaded.

Hey, Mr. West, Milt and Delaney the Third. What sort of a stupid name is

I'd like to take this opportunity to welcome Milt into our family.

I'm sure we'll all make him very welcome.

You don't marry somebody that you've known for four weeks.

Five weeks and you knocked up mum and left home? Well, look where that ended.

Now we can sort that divorce, eh?

Morning, beautiful.

Your phone?

Mm -hmm.

Who was that?

Don't care.

You should check in case it's important.

How's

that?

140 over 90.

Okay, that's not good.

Not bad, though.

You better have the best resident in the world for waking me up. We have to go

and we need everyone's help, even yours.

Not we, just me.

Have you come to your senses?

Loretta, this is life and death important.

What is the problem?

There's a hurricane.

Well, in Henderson?

No, in Florida.

Well, moving towards Florida.

It was tropical depression, Arthur. Now it's tropical storm, Arthur, and they're

expecting it to be tropical hurricane, Arthur, by tomorrow.

Who's Arthur?

A hurricane.

Hmm.

Not here, Van.

In Florida, more on.

Approaching the Bahamas, to be precise.

But it's heading towards Florida, so we need to book our ticket now.

Not we, just me.

I told you, I'm coming with you.

I thought you were meant to go away from a hurricane, not towards it. Mum,

Arthur is heading towards Daytona Beach.

Where Milt's house is.

Where the Sunset Channel is.

We need to get there and make sure everyone's alright.

Won't being in the middle of a hurricane be bad for his blood pressure problems?

Yeah, and that's why I need to be there. And why I need to go alone.

I told you. And I'm telling you that you being there worrying about you, that

will make it worse.

I need to know that you're here, safe.

I'm going alone, Pascal.

That is my final word.

See that? Must lay in the sack.

No, I'm just making a point that if he can survive Hurricane Pascal every

then maybe he's not as fragile as we all think.

So, Izzy?

I don't actually know.

We haven't actually done it yet.

Oh, my God.

I could kill him with my body.

you and my friends.

in my head. That other money man's all about you, babe.

But have you noticed our van's been behaving lately?

Hi.

I'm brushing my shelf.

Ah, there we go, babe.

It's cooking time to burn.

Ah, I should go, I mean.

He's going to be hit the free pick, bro. And Dane Harrison is doing one of his

awesome picks on the spit. Oh, bro, bro, bro. And the Raj has scored some actual

Jamaican hits, bro. From actual Jamaica.

Makes the boogie thunder look like cabbage, boy.

Yes. Here you go.

I'm just going to hit him, bro.

This is all my fault.

Eh?

I brought my shell.

I'll be good, bro.

Aw. I should go, I mean.

See ya.

My turn.

Here you go, bro. Just going to get home, mate.

OK.

Oh,

look, no way is it your fault their van is lonely.

You think that's what it is?

Yeah, for sure, you know.

Him seeing all the love around when he's got none.

We should do something, eh?

Yeah, totally.

But later, eh?

What about this one?

Yeah, nice.

You say that about all of them.

Maybe you've just got great taste.

Maybe you want us to get the hell out of your house.

Hey, what about this one?

No, we can do better.

I've got a job for you.

Yeah, I'm a bit busy at the moment, Dad.

I was thinking about that bastard that's hoodwinked your sister.

Hoodwinked? Scammed her into marrying him.

It'll be milk then.

I want you to dig around and see what you can find out about him. Dig around?

People think this country's a soft touch. What people?

Foreign bastards.

Like con artists?

Yeah. And what would Milt be trying to con out of Pascal, huh? The autographed

Rachel Hunter G -string. Yeah, well, it's what's inside the G -string he's

after. You can't deal with it, can you? Your little princess shacked up with

some rich old American. Oh, yeah?

Who says he's rich?

That's what I'm trying to find out.

Dad. Get over it.

I mean, he's better than 99 % of the dropkits she's hooked up with in the

Don't you talk about your sister like that. Okay, I'll refrain from telling

truth in future, shall I?

You know, you know, don't you? She was a virgin till she met Milt. You know

that, eh?

I want you to check him out.

Sorry, Dad. Don't do that kind of thing.

Hey, what about this one?

Not even a blowjob?

angle here. What angle?

Pascal and Milt.

Angle for who?

Well, Pascal's angle is obvious.

Milt dies. She becomes a rich widow.

Oh, come on. You know you've been thinking it too.

Pascal is not like that.

Yeah, true. She's too stupid to be like that.

So, the real question then is what's going on in Milt's head?

If he can't plough a green field, because if he does, he kills over, then

left? Can't be the conversation.

Does he have a death wish?

Is Pascal his suicide bombshell?

Well, whatever's going on, I know one thing for sure.

Be nice to Pascal, because she has one root and one heart attack away from a

of cash.

It's done.

Shh.

Stay in the two guys' accounts.

Sorry.

What's done?

I found Van the perfect girl, so who won't be lonely?

Which is good.

But do you reckon Van's ready for a relationship with a real chick? I've got

that covered.

Hayley's not like an actual relationship.

She's more like an entree to a relationship.

How does that work?

Well, Van gets laid, so he gets back on horse.

Well, she looks like a horse.

No.

She's beautiful.

So how do you know Van's going to get laid?

It's a done deal.

But I need $250.

You hired Ben Hooker? Yeah, but he won't know it's a hooker.

You know, it'll be like, Ben, this is my old friend Hayley, and wham, he gets

his end of it.

So?

What? Too pretty.

Fuck me.

So how's everything at home?

My home?

Yes. Same old.

How's Pascal?

Oh, pretty miserable.

Melt's got to fly back to the States.

Really? Temporary. Don't get your hopes up. And it doesn't bother you?

A bullshit artist taking advantage of our little girl?

Bullshit artist. You heard me.

You know they're not actually having sex?

Yeah. Yeah, apparently he could drop dead just getting a heart on. Crap. So,

know, if he's not actually having his wicked way with your princess, I can't

exactly how he's taking advantage of her.

And if he's after the wet fortune, good luck.

Is she not good enough for him?

Jesus, Wolf, I don't fucking know.

Well, it means we could get the marriage annulled, right?

Can we just talk about annulling our bloody marriage?

Well, there's not much to talk about, is there?

It'll be 50 -50. I guess we'll need to get valuations on that. What do you

50 -50?

Well, that's the law, isn't it? Since when did you care about the law?

Cheryl, I'm just telling you the way it is. What, so I meant to give you half

the house? And the business, and anything else. Like fuck. You have

do with that business, not until your bastard brother turns up. Cheryl, it's

law. I didn't make it.

It's just how it is.

It's like he is. He gives me shit about my business. It was a big fucking joke

to him, and now he's spending all his fucking time trying to take it away from

me. That's just wrong.

That's just fucking mean.

What? Well, in terms of the property relationship... No, no, don't you start

that thing. I didn't make the law. Not when I am the one taking it up the

fucking arm.

Um, okay, you could take it to court and argue that an equal share is what they

call repugnant justice.

Repugnant is right.

Or you could take half of everything Wolf had.

Half of what, exactly?

You've got cash somewhere.

Yeah, yeah, you try and find it. Why?

He's looking to buy a house.

That's where the money's going to end up.

You just string things along until after he's bought, and then you're gone for

half of what's his.

It's a black call, right?

Wait.

And, uh, then nail the bastard's balls to the wall.

Yeah, if that's what you want, Mum.

So what's your going rate, then?

What do you want?

I need someone to do some checking up for me.

Unfortunately, you're the only wanker I know in this line of work.

Stop with the flattery.

It's a job.

You want it or not?

Depends on the job.

Background check.

On who?

One Milton Delaney III.

What kind of a bullshit name is that?

Would that be Milton Delaney III, your son -in -law?

Fuck up.

What's the matter? You worried he's after your family's silver?

Do you and Cheryl work from the same joke book?

Here.

I give you an advance for expenses and shit like that. Is that how it works?

Happy to take your money, Wolf.

Just don't expect to fly to bloody Florida on me.

So the poor bastard hasn't even got to finger bang you yet.

Oh, God, you're so much nicer when sex used to gross you out.

Have they even seen you naked?

Duh, he has a heart condition.

And you have a body to die for.

Look, what you have to understand is that what me and Milt have is special.

Yep, sure is.

I mean, what we have is almost too beautiful and spiritual for words.

He saved me, Loretta, and I saved him back.

Well, it's a funny way to show your gratitude.

I mean, look who I was a year ago. Almost exactly a year ago, I was

home from Pakistan, a happily engaged woman, not knowing that my heart was

to be broken by a midget doctor.

Not that I have anything against midgets or doctors.

Oh, my God, a year ago.

Yeah, that's what I said a year ago.

Scal, what else was happening a year ago?

You were getting knocked out. Apart from that.

That's why he's been on my piece.

Ben, we are so sorry.

Okay. Aren't we? Yes.

Hug him, Loretta.

Sorry, Ben.

Where are you going now?

To the pub.

Have a drink with Casey and Munda. Well, we'll come.

What will we?

One drink.

To honour Aurora's memory.

Together.

As a family.

Okay. Cool.

This is going to be choice.

Yeah, and poor Van figures out we're setting him up with a hooker. He won't,

she's lovely.

And Van's going to get his end away.

And what could be better than that?

What are they doing here?

Hey, guys.

Didn't know you bring your sisters.

Yeah. You got a problem with that?

Shouldn't you be at home looking after your baby?

Not now, you two.

This, of all days, is not a day for fighting.

This is a day for remembering the happy times that we've all spent together.

I haven't spent any happy times with her.

Not with Loretta. No one's spent happy times with Loretta.

With Aurora on the first anniversary of...

who are leaving us.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit. Do that or I didn't even think.

OK.

Oh,

my love.

Hi. Hi.

Hi.

Must be the famous monster.

Hi.

Yeah, hi.

Hi.

Hayley. Right.

Ben.

Have a seat.

So, is she pissed off?

No, she tried to make out. It didn't bother her, but Cheryl's not good at...

Well, as long as she knows what's what, eh?

Game on.

First game's a good game.

I'm going to take a shower.

Son. Ed?

One service.

Can I have some advantages of being here?

You don't have to stick around on my account.

How goes the house hunt?

It goes.

Well, if there's anything I can do to help it go quicker.

You're trying to get rid of us, Jethro.

No, seriously, if you need a hand, let me know. I know a couple of bankers.

Yeah, I bet you do.

No, we're okay, thanks. Neither of us is really into dealing with banks, if we

can help it.

And can you?

Help it.

Oh, lucky you.

I might go join Wolf for that shower.

Personal hygiene is important.

Your own business?

Cool. Yeah, yeah, of course.

And, um, what do you do, Hayley?

I'm in hospitality.

Oh, like, um, restaurants and stuff, eh?

Thank you very much, Lee.

Yes.

Many private functions.

Yeah. It's fair a lot of money. Hey, Van.

Tide's out. Marsh out.

You? Mm -hmm. And Hayley can help you carry them.

You were all class.

She didn't know today was today, okay?

Hey, it's been a year since we hooked up.

So you thought you could celebrate your first fuck anniversary by hiring Van a

hooker? What? And what were you doing a year ago, Loretta? Oh, that's right,

getting locked up. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hayley's a hooker.

She's just Grandpa's regular.

Oh, you hired Van the same hooker as Grandpa?

Shh.

God, that is, like, intense.

Yeah, you'd know about that, wouldn't you? Shut up, Loretta.

How could you?

We wanted him to meet a nice girl. I can get a guaranteed route.

How could you treat Aurora's memory like this? I told you I didn't know.

And it'll all be caught as long as Dan doesn't find out.

He's damn right he's not going to find out.

He used to do that quite a lot.

Hey, Hayley. Can I just have a quick word with you over here?

Girl talk, then.

Uh, what, like tampons and shit?

Yeah, something like that.

Now, I'm sure that you're really nice.

And it's not that I'm judgmental about what you do, because heaps of my friends

from school, they're prostitutes now.

It's just, no way is my brother shacking up with Hooker on the anniversary of

his true love's death.

But I've already been paid.

Okay, let me put this another way.

Fuck. You know, Loretta, this explains a lot.

What does?

Why Pascal's been making so weird lately.

She's on the rag, man.

Very perceptive, Van.

I bet you're glad you don't have to deal with that shit anymore.

What? I know you've had a baby.

Hey. I've got to go.

I've got a text from my mum, eh?

Bye. Bye, Hayley.

Nice to meet you, Hayley.

OK, I would like to propose a toast to Aurora and all those who truly cared

about her.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Good news is Arthur has slowed. I might just get there in time.

And the bad news is you might just get there in time.

The bad news is it appears to be intensifying. They're talking about a

5. On a scale of what?

One to five.

And five's the worst?

Until a six comes along.

I have to go with you.

Again, no, Pascal.

You're staying here.

End of story.

Wonderful, wonderful man.

Yes, isn't he? He's really nice.

And he's so brave.

So not you.

Mum, don't. Me and Milt, we connect on other levels.

Levels that you wouldn't begin to understand. No argument there.

Our marriage is a spiritual union. Yeah, but there's a certain thing, you know,

that married couples do after they get married.

Good. You're as bad as Loretta.

All I'm saying is that...

You can't have a good marriage without sex.

You and Dad managed for ages.

That was only when he went into hiding or was in prison. Otherwise the sex was

great. I don't want to talk about it.

All I'm saying is that without sex, you can't have a good marriage.

You just said that you and Dad had great sex.

Yeah, well that was... It wasn't sex that ended the marriage.

You were having sex with Judd. Dad had a whole other family which presumably

involved sex. I'm just saying, why are you married to Milt?

And I told you, it's because we connect on other levels. I know he's wealthy,

but surely even you.

Are you saying I'm some kind of gold -digging slut?

No, no, no. I mean, you're not even having sex, so how can you be?

You okay, honey?

No, I hate my sexist family.

All I ever think about is sex. Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex. Or money.

But mainly all I can think about is sex.

I can understand that.

Oh, God, they haven't been on at you about sex, have they? No, no, no, no.

just I've been thinking about it a lot lately.

Sex?

And how wonderful it would be with you.

Now, before we got married, we were completely open and honest with each

You told me about your medical history. And you told me about your quite

extensive sex life.

Well, I'm totally over now. And you don't have to be, is all I'm saying.

all I'm saying.

No.

I have made healthy men pass out by having sex with them.

And not just because they were wasted.

I will kill you.

But what if you didn't?

What if all that happens was that we made sweet, beautiful love?

I'm flying into the eye of a hurricane, Pascal.

There's a good chance I may never see you again.

And before I go, I want to show you how much I love you.

All good. I got the curtain rails from Spotlight yesterday.

Sweet. I'm not paying you guys to hang curtains.

Sorry? Nothing.

I have to go out.

Where's Mel?

She's still in bed.

She's shagged out.

He's sorry about last night, bro.

What for? The whole Hayley thing on top of the Aurora thing.

Oh, what? You mean because you had to leave?

No.

I mean the way Hayley kind of looked like Aurora.

Yeah? You reckon?

Are you cool with the whole Aurora thing, bro?

Yeah.

It's been a year and a day, right?

I've got to move on sometime.

You want to move on?

I'll do it sometime, bro.

That's good, bro. That's good. Yeah.

Uh -oh, dick -a -lit.

Time to go to work, bro. Good to see you too, bro.

And hey, um, speak on the Aurora front, eh?

Are you remembered?

Uh, yep.

Didn't everyone?

Thanks. Okay.

Oh, shit, that was a year ago.

Jesus Christ, this family is useless sometimes.

Thank God for me, that's all I can say.

Is that so?

Well, yeah, in your case it is.

Because guess who's looking to buy a house with no mortgage attached, see?

No.

How the fuck can that happen?

We don't care.

We just wait until after they've made their move.

And then...

We're in.

Wow.

Works for me.

Actually, we'll have some tea.

Come on.

Milt asked me to have sex with him last night.

God, who does he think he is? Your husband?

So did you?

He didn't try to jump you while you're asleep?

We have a spiritual connection, Loretta. He would not do that.

What if I've made a really huge mistake?

Then we'll add it to the list.

I mean, what if this is what I do? What if, because I had heaps and heaps of sex

when I was young, now I'm naturally only attracted to guys who never got any?

I'm like a charity for guys who never got laid.

Like you were a Muslim for Bruce?

Well, yeah, maybe this is like Bruce all over again. I mean, I know that Milt

has been married twice before, but I have seen pictures of them, and neither

them are in my league.

So what if the only reason I want Bruce is Milt?

What? You said Bruce?

No, I didn't. I was saying, what if the reason I want Milt is that really I

don't want him? Because if I did want him, I could kill him with my wand.

Then I'd say give it a whirl. If it's fucking bell -ringing magic, then good

you both.

If he dies, then at least he's going out in the saddle and you're the happy

widow. And if it's crap, then divorce him and take half.

Win, win, win.

That's a really ugly way to look at it. Well, it covers all the bases.

You're not very much help as far as sisters go, are you?

Pascal, life is a game where you take your chances.

And if you need any help investing the money... Sorry, babe.

Can't stay for long.

Babe thinks I'm eating my routine.

I got you a pie and a beer.

So what's urgent?

Ben has almost confessed to me that he's ready to move on.

He said it's been like a year and a day since Aurora. I think he's up for the

whole sack of kumara. He's ready for another relationship.

So I was thinking we've got to get Hayley back in place.

No.

What? That's not a real relationship, Mum. Yeah, but I was also thinking I

already showed out 250 bucks for Hayley. No, we've gone way past that.

But I know just the woman.

You do?

For sure.

Eat your pie.

Milt.

Yeah, Mr. Petco.

What do you want with Milt?

His business.

You're a cop again.

I can't tell you that, because that would break the sacred bond between

investigator and client.

Someone's hiring you to investigate Milt.

Wolf's fucking hired you.

I can neither confirm...

Nor deny that.

Wolf's paying you and at the same time he's trying to fuck me out of half of

everything.

I meant that in the property sense.

The house.

In the business.

And this call may or may not have taken place.

You're what?

You got something for me?

These things do actually take time.

Don't you dick with me.

I wouldn't dream of dicking with you.

If something comes up, I'll let you know.

Thanks.

What for?

Pissing him off just for me.

Oh, no, that one was all for me.

Good luck with the property business.

What? No advice?

No walk away?

It's probably a bit late for that.

Yeah, was he in?

Yeah, he's in Pascal's room.

Hey, thanks for inviting me to dinner.

Oh, no, you don't have to say thanks. You can eat here any time you like.

You never normally invite me.

It was because I was making my special eggplant thing, and I remembered how

you loved it last time.

Mmm, yeah, that eggplant thing. Choice.

Hey, man, I want to run something by you.

I had this idea.

What do you reckon if we do a car together?

That's amazing, bro. I was having exactly the same idea.

Hello. Only me.

Yeah. Hey, Rishabh.

Thanks, everybody.

Hey, Ben's here having a joint with Munter and then leaving, right?

Do you think this needs to go on for another ten minutes? Hey, look at me.

No, he's here for dinner.

It's Monty Oak at night.

But not with Ben.

Why not?

Because it's Ben.

It'd be like rooting my son. Yeah, but he's ready to move on.

Not onto me, he's not.

Come on, Rochelle.

That's if any other guy's going to shed you anything soon.

Hey, guys.

Babysitter crisis. I've got to go.

Yeah, see you, Rochelle. Yeah, see you, Rochelle.

Jack's man will always leave him.

Video hat?

It's me. What's going on?

Where?

At the house, Loretta. Where else?

Well, Mum outdid herself with the fish pie last night.

With milk.

What's going on there?

Which milk? You mean milk your son -in -law?

Don't be fucking cheeky.

What do you want to know, Dad? Because I live to be your spy.

Do you reckon this heart, blood pressure thing is bullshit?

Well, I have advised Pascal to root the living daylights out of him.

That's probably not an image you really want in your mind, is it? She's a

sitter, for Christ's sake.

Well, what do you want me to do?

Sneak up behind Milt, shout boo and see if he drops dead?

No, look, Dad, face it.

Hmm. I want to know.

It's me, what are you doing?

Oh, a wolf. You know, I'm just doing some work for the church.

Yeah, Mr. Lallani still isn't too pleased after what happened last time.

Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. When's it due?

December.

Seven o 'clock.

Sure.

Hey, sorry if, uh, things got a bit weird last night.

Ah, it's cool. It's done to quite like KV's eggplant thing.

Uh, I meant the whole Rochelle thing.

Ah, yeah.

What is it with the chicks of this town, man? No, they didn't.

They turn up, then they bugger off again.

Dude, there's more to it than that.

Bro, Casey's been trying to hook you up.

Hey. With Hayley, then Rochelle.

With Rochelle?

That'd be like humping Mum.

Hayley was around.

Hayley's kind of a... Hayley's a hooker.

Casey thought you needed a guaranteed route.

Aye.

Aye.

How did I not put that?

Maybe you're just out of practice.

Yeah.

We've been real worried about you, eh?

Why?

I should go, man.

Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah, well, I'm just... I'm trying to give you and Casey some space.

No, it's more than that.

You want to tell me what's really going on?

Okay, but... This is going to sound weird. Just tell me what he said, man.

Look, I really respect that...

And I love that you and Casey are real happy together.

And I love Casey. You know, she's joyous.

Really?

You said that?

Yeah, but not in a hitting on you kind of way.

I just... I just miss you and me

man -hanging.

You know, like, you and me hanging out.

We hang together every day.

Yeah, but...

That's working.

Of course.

I should have seen it.

For real?

He needs you.

You think?

You need to go hang. Just the two of you.

Everything's ready tomorrow. You just have to pack your toilet bag.

Okay.

And I can drive you to the airport.

Oh, no, no, no. I've got to be there at 4 .30.

I'll get a taxi.

No. Quite often taxis don't come here if they recognise the address.

We're on some kind of... Blacklist, so I can drive you.

This could be our last night together, I guess.

Yeah, and I've been thinking about that.

Here he is, the man himself.

Wolf. Felony.

Fa -la -ny.

What are you guys doing here?

We're just off out, love. We thought we might take Milt along for a drink. Milt

has got a plane to get tomorrow really early in the morning.

Oh, and doesn't Milt have a say in this?

Sure. Quick one. Don't do this. You don't have to. Honey, I'll be fine.

Every time he meets one of my boyfriends, he pulls the shit. Pardon my

Sometimes I never saw them again.

But I'm not just your boyfriend.

I'm your husband.

Don't you let him get you.

I won't.

And you know the warning signs. If you start to feel any kind of... I will be

just fine. And I will see you later.

suffered so much as one heart murmur, I will never forgive you.

Just the boys.

Sweet as, man.

Hey.

I've been thinking about our car.

Yeah? Yeah, me too. It has to be a real choice one. Yeah, like a classic, eh?

Exactly, yeah. Yeah. And... Oh, shit.

Boys. Hey, Dad.

Lucky running into you here.

This is Melch's last night with us.

Thought we'd do it in style.

Okay. If Mrs. Milani asks, we went out for toppers.

You okay, mate?

All these naked women not playing up with your blood pressure thingy?

I think I'll call.

Good to hear.

Hey, you boys.

Go get the drinks then, will you?

Bourbon and cokes all round. Sweet.

Good old American drink.

So what's the story then, Milt?

What's the game?

How do you mean?

You and my girl.

No, sir, no game.

You know she's the most precious thing in my life, don't you?

She's the most precious thing in mine.

See, the thing I don't get, Milt, the thing that really confuses me is that

you're not what I would normally call her type.

Because I'm old and not very good looking.

Pascal and I have made a connection.

We bonded on a spiritual level.

And with all due respect, Mr. West, she is my wife.

And you can't change that.

Yeah, but for how long, Milt?

How long till she needs something that you can't give her? And I'm not talking

about your money here, mate. She's not that type of girl.

I'm talking about you.

It was too much of a man to say no.

Stupid bastard.

He is not a stupid bastard. He's my husband. No, no. I mean Wolf.

Oh.

Hello,

love. Don't you love me? Bring Milk home now.

Why? He's having a great time.

Jesus, she's a grown woman, Wolf. Stop fucking interfering.

Oh, yeah, that's rich coming from you.

Hold on, where the fuck are you?

Well, it is a boys' night, Cheryl.

Jesus, you're not in a strip club. Are you actually trying to kill him?

Oh, Cheryl, Mel's not going to cark it just because some nubile blonde's

her boobs up against his face.

Of that, I am absolutely now convinced.

This would be to our home.

The one we own together, 50 -50, yeah?

Yeah, the one you're going to get half of over my dead body.

Come on, Cheryl, fair in the eyes of the law.

Oh, you want to play that game?

I'll take you for everything you've fucking got. I'll track down everything

bloody own and I'll take half of it, so bring it, fuck...

Thank you for this evening. I have a plane to catch.

So I'm going home.

To my wife.

Don't know about your ticker, mate, but you've got nerve.

I'll give you that.

See you, Mel!

Ant, you've got to have a fucking good chance with the man that makes our ears

bleed. Hey, dude!

Hayley! Hey, Manta!

I didn't know you worked here.

You want to come upstairs for a special private lap dance?

Um... It's kind of a boys' night.

I've already paid for it.

I love you.

I love you both.

How was boy tonight?

Did you catch him?

Where'd you go?

Boy places.

What about that house we're going to buy?

What about it?

One or two things.

Yeah? Yeah, we can talk about it in the morning.

You were right about that taxi thing. Once I told him the address, he demanded

the money up front and only dropped me two blocks away.

I'm so sorry.

Oh, that's okay.

It was quite chatty once he chilled out.

No, I mean about my dad.

That wasn't so bad.

In fact, it kind of got me thinking.

Sometimes thinking isn't good.

Pascal, I know there's this gap between us.

And it's not just in age. It's in everything.

So if you don't want me in that kind of way, I'll understand.

I'll get on the plane and I won't come back.

And we'll pretend this whole thing never happened.

And I will care about you forever.

Well, I've been thinking too.

Which is when I realize that sometimes thinking isn't good.

So I stopped thinking, and I started listening to that voice inside me.

And that voice said, I do want to love Milk.

To make love to Milk, because he is a lovely person, and he deserves to be

by me.

So let's go to bed and take our chances.

Wow. But only if you're okay?

No, no, I'm good.

No, I mean, because we can wait. No, no, no, no, I'm... Just happy, that's all.

Really, really happy.

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