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I think there's a fairly clear connection here for Wolf.
Wolf knew Gary Bloody Savage, then I'd know him. So now we find out.
It's about Gary Bloody Savage!
Gary Savage!
Why is my baby any business of yours?
You're not giving it away.
I have dreamt of the wedding of my dreams ever since I was a kid. Mons,
have you done?
My truck! You stole it, didn't you? I didn't steal your truck! No, I don't
your fucking truck!
Ben, I got arrested for... What are you shitting me?
Last theft of a vehicle.
I'll get you out, okay? I promise.
Oh, you shouldn't be listening to that. Yeah, your water's for break right here,
right now.
Where's Manta?
Van, do you pull some stag night stunt?
No, no, no, no. He's just got this big thing about not seeing the bride, you
know? But he's totally there. You got him trashed, didn't you?
No, no, no. He's just on a job at the moment. Okay, well, your job is to make
sure Munter is at the church on time tomorrow with clothes. And don't forget
rings and speech. And if you can't do that, Ben, then I take no responsibility
for my actions or hers.
Come on, help.
All going well, then?
Yeah, it was stressing.
Yeah, mate.
Morning, old man.
You're like a rat up a drainpipe.
It's not bloody over.
Lying in the garden, I cut the cord from my mother.
She pat me on the head and said, Go to sleep, boy, get to sleep.
Thanks,
love.
Girl, isn't she?
Who from your bank?
Saying that my duties as guarantor had been discharged.
What can I say? Thanks, Leopardy. That kind of cash. It's a lot of DVD hire.
Especially when your second store is hardly broken even.
Well, that's according to the staff member I spoke to.
Yeah, real helpful was young Stacey.
What's this trip you're planning?
What trip?
Going away for about a month.
Apparently. Hold on, you're having a baby in two weeks.
What were you planning to have it? Wellington in Bacargal? So much
What was the deal? Half in advance, half in delivery? Who were you selling it
to? What the fuck has it got to do with you anyway?
The welfare of an innocent child is everyone's business.
Especially when the mother is clearly sick and cold.
Maybe I got the wrong end of it.
Where the fuck are you going?
Away from you.
You would sell your own baby.
Here's full of shit.
Christ, I think I raised you. I never wanted to be pregnant. I never wanted a
baby. And I just don't see why I should come out of this with nothing.
Okay. This is how it's going to be.
From now until you have it, you don't leave this house.
You can't do that. I can and I will. Pascal. I've got a business to run.
not selling your baby. Pascal.
You can't fucking do this. I will call the cops. I'll take you to court. I'll
send you to the bin if I have to.
I've got a job for you.
Just no more wedding crap. I've got 108 new friends. You can tell your sister
all about it. In the meantime, make sure she doesn't leave this room. You cannot
do this! Just fucking watch me.
I pay you for this! I pay you!
Did you do something bad?
Didn't get bail.
You were supposed to get him bail.
The idiot told Hickey he's got tickets to Raro.
Well, yeah, he does. It's for his honeymoon.
Yeah, well, the cops think he's a flight risk. Well, how else was he meant to
get to Raro? Swim?
He won't be going to Raro, Van. But he has to. It's his honeymoon, man. You've
got to get him out. I'm trying, but I've got to go, okay? But they're bullshit
charges, Jed.
He didn't do this.
Well, the fingerprints would suggest otherwise.
What fingerprints?
The ones in the truck.
Aaron Spiller's tow truck, Van.
Okay, what's the next move?
Maybe there isn't one. What's that yellow belly talk?
I get why we were doing this, but maybe it's a dead end.
You sure you wouldn't like a whiskey?
It'll pick me up after a long drive.
Coffee's fine.
Okay.
So that's what you've been up to since you've walked out on your family?
Thought you were here about Savage.
So you do know the bastard?
Oh, not all that well.
Well enough to have Corky put away on your behalf.
Is that what Gary said?
Well, what's the real story?
Oh, me and Gary did some business.
That's about it.
What about Leon Sugar?
Couldn't tell you. We came all this way for this.
Nobody asked you to come, old man.
You know Savage is rolling your wife.
Don't think so. You keep the fuck out of this. He's taken a slice of her
business on the dodge with tax. God knows what else. Fuck me. Dude.
So that's a joke, is it? Oh, I knew she wouldn't laugh.
What about your kids? What about them?
Well, they haven't exactly been beating a path to my door, have they? You
gutless wonder, you rank piece of turd. Since when did a West leave his family
to lay lino? Or a tarty piece of skirt? Hey, you can keep him. Because from now
on, he's no bloody son of mine.
Makes a fucking bunch, Dad.
Jetra, talk about mum like that. You treat grandpa like a piece of shit.
Whatever it is you're trying to think of, it won't do this family any favours.
Especially Ted. What do you mean?
I'm trying to spare the old bastard.
He doesn't need to know. So leave it the fuck alone.
Look, grandpa, maybe it's just time to drop it, alright?
I'll catch you later.
Micah! Got no bloody sticking power.
Maybe he's got a point. What kind of attitude is that?
You're a detective.
Detect.
Rock Pig from Dorset says that my clips are the best comedy he's ever seen.
Go Rock Pig. No, they're not meant to be funny. It's inspirational.
Come on, let me out.
What did you do that was so bad?
Nothing. Mum's just gone completely mental.
Oh, Travis again?
The guy from Florida?
He says... That he wants me to go there and he'd even pay me?
Wonder what for.
He works at a cable channel and then he's here. Pascal, I need to pee. You
leave the room.
Do you realise the pressure on my bladder at the moment?
I'll pee my pants.
Okay, but I'm waiting for you outside the door.
And you can tell me all about Travis?
Really? You are interested.
He is really excited by my talent and asks if I write my own material.
Yes. She's holding me prisoner.
Oh, that's impossible.
If you think that, you don't know my mother.
He says I'm an inspiration and that I'm attractive.
Maybe we should call it off.
No, hold the line, Fran. We stick to the plan, unless you want to lose your cup.
I'll pay, eh?
Nearly done!
I'll get out and then I'll call you, okay?
Okay.
And this is the best bit yet. You think I'm perfect for their demographic?
What are you doing?
Your mother wants a bolt on your door.
You kidding?
No. But Rita, what did you do?
For you. With my compliments.
Thank you, okay?
About Munter.
His predicament. Yes, about that.
It's a sad thing when a man does what he has to for his wedding and then can
have no wedding because he did what he had to.
You know about it.
I share your grief. I'm also out of pocket and have no truck.
What? You took the truck?
No, it was Manta. I was merely passing it on. Then why the fuck didn't it get
passed on?
It's a long road, Porirua. Not all of it winding, alas, along the streets near
Otaki. My nephew picked up speed and the cops... So why didn't the cops get your
nephew? Well, he ran away, as I've told him.
Then why weren't his prints in the truck?
He was wearing gloves, as I've told him. Fuck!
As I said, I'm a sheer grief.
This is your fucking fault! No, no, not me.
It's Aaron Spiller, Hitler boy.
He reported to the cops. He's the bad man.
Yep. Hey, Barry.
Muntz. You out?
No, no, no. Still at the cop shop.
They're taking me to remand tomorrow.
Well, tell him he can't.
Then it's over.
No, it's not.
I've got to fuck down, Barry, you know?
Right into that triangle.
Now all I have to do is call Casey and tell her the truth.
Call off the wedding, eh?
No.
No, you can't. Fuck a hefty man.
Muntz, listen to me.
What if you didn't do this?
What if... What if you didn't steal any truck?
But I did that.
What if I could prove that you didn't? And then you could make it to your
wedding and Casey would never know. What then?
Then it'd be a fucking miracle. That's what it would be.
That's what I'm going to do.
All right?
That is number one on my list of duties, bro.
You still there?
Yeah, I'm still fucking here.
You tell Casey you love her, and I'll do the rest, all right? And we'll talk
soon.
Cheers!
Anything?
You asked that before.
Why do councils bother with this bullshit?
So we can waste half our life looking through it.
No, Ted.
If Savage and Sugar were fly -by -night operators, there won't be any complaints
for any building work.
There's a body somewhere.
Down some gully.
Under some driveway.
What are you doing tomorrow, Piglet?
Don't know.
Same old.
Would you like to come to a wedding with me?
You have been invited, surely.
Monday? Yes, but... I won't go if you don't.
That's emotional blackmail if ever I heard it.
No bloody way.
What have you got there, Trotsky?
Oh, baby, I can't wait till tomorrow.
Me too.
Hey, I'd better get going. I love you, baby.
Yeah, I love you too.
Bye. Sorry, ladies.
Last load.
He's being helpful, isn't he? I wonder why.
Stop it.
Well, if you don't want him, I'll have him. I'm not proud.
It's for Casey. She's a workmate.
Yeah, whatever you say. You have both been...
So amazing.
And I am the happiest that I have ever been.
And yet I still have this feeling of dread and doom.
Hey, put a fucking smile on it. Yeah, look, no one ever wanted to marry me.
Amanda was so happy on the phone. It's like something has got to go wrong. Go
home and get some rest. You haven't lived your entire life in the shadow of
Bahama Triangle. Well, actually, I feel like I have. Can you take her home?
Yeah, yeah, come on, doll.
Oh, God, I love you guys so much. Thank you for putting up with me.
Okay.
Month loves you.
You love him. Just trust that it's all going to work out. Oh, God, you think
Yeah, look, come on, love.
Okay, we'll see you at 10 o 'clock. Bring our faces on.
And don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Did I miss something?
Yeah, Rochelle's rich fantasy life. Do you want a drink?
Yeah.
Hey, I really want to thank you for what you've been doing with Loretta.
You know you didn't have to.
Well, I had my reasons.
Personal reasons.
You know, I really like you and I really appreciate... Oh, this gets
embarrassing, Cheryl.
There's some stuff I should have told you.
What kind of stuff?
Oh, about you and me.
Family.
Mine were the best, you see.
My parents.
Adoptive parents.
Did you find it?
One copy of one bestest hit of one Gary Arnold Savage.
But... After this, you have to make me promise that we do not talk about him
ever again.
That's going to be difficult after you see this.
So, when I was 16, I thought, bugger it.
Off I'm a birth parent.
Turned out they weren't too far away.
Only got to meet my birth mother the once.
Told me to fuck off.
Didn't want to know me.
You're Rita's cat.
Demon spawn.
That's me.
What didn't you say?
I was under pretty firm instructions to stay the fuck away from this family.
Did Rita tell you that? My brother, actually. Half -brother.
Fucking wolf.
So you were born 1970.
71. Right, right, because Ted went inside then. Rita rigged it.
Yeah, she was a scheming bitch, all right.
You know what?
You haven't exactly been forthcoming yourself.
Do you think I wanted to be told to stay the fuck away yet again?
I was going to get to know my family on my terms, my way.
Right. I'm not going to pretend I wasn't angry.
But meeting you... made a difference.
You know what?
I'm a pretty messed up unit myself.
Bullshit.
You know what, Gary?
I think you should go home.
Is that not a kid thought? No, no.
Go home.
Big day tomorrow.
I only want what's best for this family.
That's all.
from Michigan says she's been doing my moves and they've really made a lift to
her day. God, I wish I'd never started this.
But I'm so grateful and you've totally given me back all my self -esteem. Even
if you are... What?
Well, if you really are going to sell your baby, that's like off the scale
wrong. It's just compensation for the pregnancy.
Piss girl.
Can you just let me out, even for a minute?
The bolt is on the outside of the door, and I let you have curry, even though it
has been in the fridge for days.
And if you need to do a wares, I won't look.
Fuck, this is degrading.
Oh, it's Travis again.
He says that he is really worried that someone else is going to snap me out,
he wants my banking cards out.
Really? Mm -hmm.
He wants to transfer me the money so that I can get my ear pierced. First
He's also got a friend who's a Nigerian prince.
No, it doesn't say that. It's a scammy moron to get into your bank account.
Pretty dumb scam. I've only got like $14 in there.
Pascal, I really need to go to sleep.
Okay.
What are you doing?
We're having sleepovers.
Mum says you might try and jump out the window. I told her you're too fat.
You girls are right in there?
Mm -hmm. We're having a great time.
Loving every minute.
Okay.
Night. Nighty -night, Mum.
You devious old bitch.
Hey, Ted. A little late one?
I think it was worth it.
Where'd you find that?
Oh, it just turned up.
Nice one of Rita.
What?
Jesus.
Nothing, old man.
What the fuck do you want?
The thing about your truck.
Yeah. It was, uh, kind of a misunderstanding.
No, it wasn't. Your mate fucking took it.
Yeah, but he only did that because he's getting married.
Piss off, man.
Look, the thing is, if this keeps going, he can't get married. Well, boo -hoo,
what is it to me? Well, if you said that Muntz Prince were in your truck for a
good reason... Well, you'd think I'd let him inside Muffy. Well, no, not
normally, obviously, but you could have towed his van. No.
I'd be driving right past, honking the horn, going, Stop you, Horry!
But if you didn't...
Well, that'll be the day iguanas fly out of my butt.
Aaron.
Yeah.
Look, Aaron, this is serious.
Okay? So I would make this seriously worth your while. All right?
Come on, man.
I'm responsible for this wedding and for my mate. And my entire family's going
to be there. And it's a...
booze and food and all sorts of shit. What, your family's going to be there?
Yeah, the party's at our place.
Where are they getting married?
Church, a real choice one, but I'm not saying where.
Much piss?
Usual. I wouldn't know. I've never been invited to a wedding.
You could come to this one.
Oh, man, West, eh?
Invited me to a West wedding.
For sure.
But you have to go. The man who saved the wedding, he would have to be the
of honour.
You'd have to go to the cops, talk to them, tell them that Muntz Prince were
the truck because you told us... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay,
back up the hold in here. Okay, we've got a bit to talk about and, um, another
drink.
Guest of honour.
He might have a few conditions.
No fucking way.
Everything all right here?
Yep, it's great.
No, it's not.
Make yourself presentable. Pascal will take you.
And manacles, maybe?
Listen, I didn't want to have to do this.
I know, and I'm not going to do anything, I promise, Mum. You got me.
You get more like her every day.
Who? Bloody Rita.
OK. Can I have breakfast in Guantanamo Bay?
You think Manta's arse is my problem?
What about Manta? Where is he?
That's cool. He should be here any minute.
OK.
You watch her at all times.
Okay, I have duties.
See you later.
Make sure Martha's not late. Yep.
Look, you won't have any duties because there won't be any wedding if you don't
do this.
Going with Aaron Spiller as my date is just ooh, sick and gross. Well, it
wouldn't be a real date, okay, except for, like, him picking you up and
with him, having a photo taken with him.
Where is Munter? He's sweet, okay? Look, if you could just do this one thing...
I'm a person poised on the brink of international startups. Since when?
Travis said he'd carry the ticket. Who's Travis?
He's an executive at the Sunset Channel in Florida. He's a sick perv who does
all the alligators. Whatever.
That girl is for Munter.
Marry him yourself. That's what you really want to do.
Pascal, this is actually quite mean and very unbecoming.
Are you saying I'm ugly?
No. All I'm saying is, where's your sense of goodness?
Good and beautiful?
nasty in her.
Aaron Spiller is the prince of her.
But it's for Munter.
And international stars do things for charity all the time.
Okay, but no one's allowed to see the photos.
I love you.
And there's no groping, no patching, and she is with me at all times. Yep.
the score about my family you weren't here yeah well i'm back now
Or is this Frosty?
Where's Munter?
Oh, yeah, okay. So, um, I cruise on down the cop shop, right, and I do my thing.
Hecky, man, he gets this look on his face like he's eating shit pie for
breakfast. Man, that was funny.
Where's Munter? He's not out yet. Why the fuck not?
Hecky was going on some crap about paperwork. What fucking paperwork?
I don't know. Do I look like a cop? No.
Let me spell this out really clearly to you, Aaron.
Well, hello, Dolly. You were supposed to fucking get him out, Aaron. I did my
part of the deal.
Shall we go, lovely lady?
Fine. Do it.
What's the story here?
She's my sister. She's coming with us. What? There's no room in my truck. It's
okay. I'll go with Grandpa. Look, just go, all right? Act normal.
Don't say anything to Mum.
Grandpa! What?
Loretta's going with you. I'll go wait for him.
Hey, Vin.
How's it going?
Actually, not good.
Kind of the opposite of good.
And the biggest opposite of good is a mean prick called Hickey who can't do
fucking paperwork that'll drop the charges against a guy who shouldn't be
charged on his wedding day.
So this is about Munso?
Yep.
All right, up, old man.
Did you check out that driveway?
Not now, Ted. I thought you wanted to get the dirty part. We've got other
priorities here. I've got it, Wayne.
Great. There you go.
I'll meet you there.
What's going on?
Turn in the car.
See them?
Maybe they're inside.
Paraglada. The Paraglada.
Oh, look, there's Gary.
Did you have fun with them last night?
I could say that.
Maybe we should go around the block again.
Oh, look, it's Ben.
Where's Mum and Dad? They'll be here. Hey, can we go round the block one more
time, please?
Holy shmoly. What? Is there a problem? No!
No! But let's just go round the block again one more time for fun.
Go!
Hickey, let the man go. I don't have to. You've got no reason to hold him. Don't
be a dick. I'm not a dick.
No, you're a shrill excuse for a weasel's weather.
You're a poxy victim.
You want a complaint laid against you? Well, I'm happy to lay it. I ain't got
nothing to lose.
You lost it.
Doesn't mean I have to.
Christ, Hickey. This is about more than stupid pride.
It's about love.
Ever hear about that?
It's the man's wedding. Let him go.
Let's go, Wes.
Sure.
Won't be long now, all right?
And, uh, surprise.
Oh, fucking upstage.
Bloody hell, whoop, gang!
Good day, mate.
Oh, me!
You come in here, I'll tear your ass cheek from cheek! No, no, no, no, no,
okay, bloody.
He's invited.
Are you mad?
Daddy! Oh, hello, gorgeous.
Are you all right?
Yeah, good as gold.
Who's that?
Mr. West in the house, the man.
Allegiant.
Why don't you and your friend come and sit with us?
Good to see you.
Where's Jared?
Where's Mr. Munter? Look, he's running a little bit late. Give him the bride a
run for her money, eh? So let's just run through the battle plan.
It's introduction, then reading.
Rochelle doing the prophet.
Can't do that one too many times, can you?
Then vows. And once we have a happy couple, then rings.
Holy fuck.
Do I look okay?
Freaking gorgeous.
Oi!
What's going on?
Oh, just a little hatch.
Small one, about so small.
You lost the ring. Where's Munter?
He's inside, just waiting, hanging, looking smooth. How the fuck could you
forget the ring? Look, I'm back. We're back in ten. It's all under control.
Parallel, parallel, parallel, parallel.
Once it's not there, I know he isn't. Of course he is. It's all gone wrong.
Or he's changed his mind. Okay, so this is bullshit.
It's not bullshit, Cheryl.
I can feel it. Okay, I'll go and see then. Oh no, I can do it. Well, so can
How are we going?
Well, you know, I'm keen to get started, once we have a quorum.
Hey, folks!
Good to see you, Manza.
Hey, Mrs. Beth.
Where's Ben?
He's getting the ring.
It's him.
Hey, Ben.
I'm here at the church.
Awesome, bro.
And I've got the rings, but I can't get them back to you right now.
Ben, are you somewhere with some cows?
What?
No shit.
Okay, right.
You stay there, brother.
Ben can't come.
What? Loretta's having her baby.
Where? With Ben at home.
Bloody hell.
What the fuck?
Well, despite the shortfall in the ring department, we can still go ahead.
You want a ring? I've got a spare one here.
I've got one. I don't need it.
Choice you two.
Need a lift?
Yeah, thanks.
Don't you fucking dare!
Guided?
Any thoughts on a sub for best man?
No, I mean Loretta.
She's fine. She's in there with the midwife.
But I was onto it. Don't worry.
Yeah, Loretta freaked out a bit, but I was real calm.
Is it there?
This is the weirdest thing in the history of weird. Is it there?
It's hairy and it's not a poo.
You've
got
sticky stuff all over it.
And this big piece of liver came flying.
I called it pussy, dumbass.
You can call it what you want. I called it a big fucking plate full of liver.
Scrubs up pretty good, eh?
Look
at
you.
Look at you.
I give you this ring as a sign of my love.
And because you totally rock my world.
I give you this ring as a sign of my all -time love.
And because you totally rock my world.
Well, there we have it.
Another great joint venture.
Kiss the bride.
Haven't you been a busy girl?
You may not want to be a girl, but you've proved it.
She needs it, Faye.
Women's business.
Mum, sit up. Haven't I been enough of a mammal?
Oh, yeah. Well, the first bit's important. Immunity and all that.
Another pillar behind you. Can't we use formula?
No, we don't have to do it forever.
It's like riding a bike.
You never rode a fucking bike.
OK, come on, take it. What?
Arms up.
So.
Yeah. Turn him good.
Mum.
All right.
Come on.
Big wide mouth.
Otherwise they'll rip your pips to buggery.
Come on, sweetheart.
Oh, my God, she's doing it. Yeah, she's a natural.
So are you.
I love you, baby.
You've got a bloody nerve.
I got an invite.
Oh, and I had a visit.
Grandpa Jethro and your ex -boyfriend.
Bit of an odd combo, that. Yeah, and why would they do that?
Seems they have a problem with the company you've been keeping.
What about the secrets you've been keeping?
I told you about that, did he? Yeah, about bloody time.
Before you bugger off, we should talk about a divorce.
Who said anything about buggering off?
Mr West, looking sharp.
You had that coming. Can I get you a sausage, too?
You think you know about me? I know more about you.
I've got the dirt on you, Slippery Jim.
Leon Shuka ring any bells?
Or that driveway you put in in Kumeyaay? Remember?
What's going on, old man? I don't talk to you no more.
Take a hike while you can, or you'll be away a very long time.
Get your hands off me. What the fuck are you going on about?
That old guy is really something, isn't he? What's that to you?
Oh, sorry, I should introduce myself.
I'm Cherie.
It's just so great to meet you, finally. I've heard so much about everyone.
Well, guess what?
We've heard fuck all about you.
Wow.
That.
You weren't doing anything. Someone had to. What have you got? A lead on a site.
The last place they worked, Savage and Shuka.
About the same time Shuka disappeared off the face of the earth. A bit more
digging will strike gold. You might strike nothing.
How would you know?
I don't.
I'll mail that bastard.
Listen, Dad, there's something you need to know about that bastard.
Sit down, would you?
Is it a long one?
This goes back to when you were inside the Smith & Coie Cocker. What about it?
You remember Mum took me away around then?
To stay with Pat up at Open Only.
She hadn't been well, women's problems.
Pat was fine.
It was Mum that had the women's problems.
She was pregnant.
She knew she couldn't get away with it. She couldn't pass it off as yours
because you'd been away down in Reefton.
No, no way.
Dad, it's true. I know it.
Mum had a kid.
A bastard kid.
Dad, the kid was Gary.
Say cheese.
That is totally enough.
Let's go.
We've got cheese.
Oh my God. Oh, that's better. Big smile.
Okay, father, put them up.
Yeah.
I'm going to do the speech now because I'm the best man.
You know that.
Yeah, so being the best man is a big responsibility.
And there's things that you've got to say, like the bridesmaids are spunky.
even though one of them is my mum.
But she's pretty spunky too, eh?
Rochelle, she's also in pretty good nick for her age, and she's really
available. Hey!
You told me to say that.
Today has been awesome, eh?
And even though I missed the actual thing, I reckon Muntz will let me off
hook, eh? Fuck you, bro.
Yeah, it's you, brother.
Because the thing is, love is bigger than fancy dresses and booze.
It's like a miracle.
And if you've got that miracle, like KCM months, then you've got to hold on to
it, eh?
Like anything.
And the other thing is that I got to live that miracle today. So I say,
big up to all you chicks out there, eh?
Having a baby is really natural and all that, but it's got to fucking hurt, eh?
Because, you know, it's too small and big.
Yeah, so welcome to the family, little girl.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
I'm just fucking glad to be here, eh, for all this.
for my best mate and his best girl, who's got to know by now, Casey.
There is no Bahama triangle, all right?
Yeah. So, um, all right. All you fellas, uh, charge your glasses.
And, um... Dan.
I'm doing the toasting, I'm not.
Oh.
Yeah, um... Yeah, all this, uh, wouldn't have been possible...
Without the help from a couple of people who I've totally got to mention,
especially Aaron Spiller.
Yeah, put your hands together.
Yep. So, um...
Uncle Gary.
America, huh?
Ah, they're going to make a series out of my videos and it's all totally true.
Well, it didn't happen overnight.
But it did happen.
Oh, Daddy!
So I hear you're available.
I also have a toddler, two dogs, and I live with my mother.
Technical issue.
Yeah?
Yeah, well, there's a few too many pricks at this wedding.
Yeah.
How's Loretta?
She's, um... She's good enough.
Congratulations, by the way.
On being a granny.
A way hot granny.
Deep in the turning canopy of snow
Clothes spinning round Under the
folding branches Now is
not too late Heaven can wait another year or so
But I loved you once
Well,
hello.
Hey.
I'm glad it worked out.
Good that someone was looking after things around here.
What, are they?
You did good.
We all did good.
Family.
Back in business.
Aren't we?
Whatever you say, brother.
Blood's always thicker.
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