All language subtitles for Outrageous Fortune s03e22 Where The Offense Is, Let The Great Axe Fall

I think there's a fairly clear
connection here for Wolf.

Wolf knew Gary Bloody Savage, then I'd
know him. So now we find out.

It's about Gary Bloody Savage!

Gary Savage!

Why is my baby any business of yours?

You're not giving it away.

I have dreamt of the wedding of my
dreams ever since I was a kid. Mons,

have you done?

My truck! You stole it, didn't you? I
didn't steal your truck! No, I don't

your fucking truck!

Ben, I got arrested for... What are you
shitting me?

Last theft of a vehicle.

I'll get you out, okay? I promise.

Oh, you shouldn't be listening to that.
Yeah, your water's for break right here,

right now.

Where's Manta?

Van, do you pull some stag night stunt?

No, no, no, no. He's just got this big
thing about not seeing the bride, you

know? But he's totally there. You got
him trashed, didn't you?

No, no, no. He's just on a job at the
moment. Okay, well, your job is to make

sure Munter is at the church on time
tomorrow with clothes. And don't forget

rings and speech. And if you can't do
that, Ben, then I take no responsibility

for my actions or hers.

Come on, help.

All going well, then?

Yeah, it was stressing.

Yeah, mate.

Morning, old man.

You're like a rat up a drainpipe.

It's not bloody over.

Lying in the garden, I cut the cord from
my mother.

She pat me on the head and said, Go to
sleep, boy, get to sleep.

Thanks,

love.

Girl, isn't she?

Who from your bank?

Saying that my duties as guarantor had
been discharged.

What can I say? Thanks, Leopardy. That
kind of cash. It's a lot of DVD hire.

Especially when your second store is
hardly broken even.

Well, that's according to the staff
member I spoke to.

Yeah, real helpful was young Stacey.

What's this trip you're planning?

What trip?

Going away for about a month.

Apparently. Hold on, you're having a
baby in two weeks.

What were you planning to have it?
Wellington in Bacargal? So much

What was the deal? Half in advance, half
in delivery? Who were you selling it

to? What the fuck has it got to do with
you anyway?

The welfare of an innocent child is
everyone's business.

Especially when the mother is clearly
sick and cold.

Maybe I got the wrong end of it.

Where the fuck are you going?

Away from you.

You would sell your own baby.

Here's full of shit.

Christ, I think I raised you. I never
wanted to be pregnant. I never wanted a

baby. And I just don't see why I should
come out of this with nothing.

Okay. This is how it's going to be.

From now until you have it, you don't
leave this house.

You can't do that. I can and I will.
Pascal. I've got a business to run.

not selling your baby. Pascal.

You can't fucking do this. I will call
the cops. I'll take you to court. I'll

send you to the bin if I have to.

I've got a job for you.

Just no more wedding crap. I've got 108
new friends. You can tell your sister

all about it. In the meantime, make sure
she doesn't leave this room. You cannot

do this! Just fucking watch me.

I pay you for this! I pay you!

Did you do something bad?

Didn't get bail.

You were supposed to get him bail.

The idiot told Hickey he's got tickets
to Raro.

Well, yeah, he does. It's for his
honeymoon.

Yeah, well, the cops think he's a flight
risk. Well, how else was he meant to

get to Raro? Swim?

He won't be going to Raro, Van. But he
has to. It's his honeymoon, man. You've

got to get him out. I'm trying, but I've
got to go, okay? But they're bullshit

charges, Jed.

He didn't do this.

Well, the fingerprints would suggest
otherwise.

What fingerprints?

The ones in the truck.

Aaron Spiller's tow truck, Van.

Okay, what's the next move?

Maybe there isn't one. What's that
yellow belly talk?

I get why we were doing this, but maybe
it's a dead end.

You sure you wouldn't like a whiskey?

It'll pick me up after a long drive.

Coffee's fine.

Okay.

So that's what you've been up to since
you've walked out on your family?

Thought you were here about Savage.

So you do know the bastard?

Oh, not all that well.

Well enough to have Corky put away on
your behalf.

Is that what Gary said?

Well, what's the real story?

Oh, me and Gary did some business.

That's about it.

What about Leon Sugar?

Couldn't tell you. We came all this way
for this.

Nobody asked you to come, old man.

You know Savage is rolling your wife.

Don't think so. You keep the fuck out of
this. He's taken a slice of her

business on the dodge with tax. God
knows what else. Fuck me. Dude.

So that's a joke, is it? Oh, I knew she
wouldn't laugh.

What about your kids? What about them?

Well, they haven't exactly been beating
a path to my door, have they? You

gutless wonder, you rank piece of turd.
Since when did a West leave his family

to lay lino? Or a tarty piece of skirt?
Hey, you can keep him. Because from now

on, he's no bloody son of mine.

Makes a fucking bunch, Dad.

Jetra, talk about mum like that. You
treat grandpa like a piece of shit.

Whatever it is you're trying to think
of, it won't do this family any favours.

Especially Ted. What do you mean?

I'm trying to spare the old bastard.

He doesn't need to know. So leave it the
fuck alone.

Look, grandpa, maybe it's just time to
drop it, alright?

I'll catch you later.

Micah! Got no bloody sticking power.

Maybe he's got a point. What kind of
attitude is that?

You're a detective.

Detect.

Rock Pig from Dorset says that my clips
are the best comedy he's ever seen.

Go Rock Pig. No, they're not meant to be
funny. It's inspirational.

Come on, let me out.

What did you do that was so bad?

Nothing. Mum's just gone completely
mental.

Oh, Travis again?

The guy from Florida?

He says... That he wants me to go there
and he'd even pay me?

Wonder what for.

He works at a cable channel and then
he's here. Pascal, I need to pee. You

leave the room.

Do you realise the pressure on my
bladder at the moment?

I'll pee my pants.

Okay, but I'm waiting for you outside
the door.

And you can tell me all about Travis?

Really? You are interested.

He is really excited by my talent and
asks if I write my own material.

Yes. She's holding me prisoner.

Oh, that's impossible.

If you think that, you don't know my
mother.

He says I'm an inspiration and that I'm
attractive.

Maybe we should call it off.

No, hold the line, Fran. We stick to the
plan, unless you want to lose your cup.

I'll pay, eh?

Nearly done!

I'll get out and then I'll call you,
okay?

Okay.

And this is the best bit yet. You think
I'm perfect for their demographic?

What are you doing?

Your mother wants a bolt on your door.

You kidding?

No. But Rita, what did you do?

For you. With my compliments.

Thank you, okay?

About Munter.

His predicament. Yes, about that.

It's a sad thing when a man does what he
has to for his wedding and then can

have no wedding because he did what he
had to.

You know about it.

I share your grief. I'm also out of
pocket and have no truck.

What? You took the truck?

No, it was Manta. I was merely passing
it on. Then why the fuck didn't it get

passed on?

It's a long road, Porirua. Not all of it
winding, alas, along the streets near

Otaki. My nephew picked up speed and the
cops... So why didn't the cops get your

nephew? Well, he ran away, as I've told
him.

Then why weren't his prints in the
truck?

He was wearing gloves, as I've told him.
Fuck!

As I said, I'm a sheer grief.

This is your fucking fault! No, no, not
me.

It's Aaron Spiller, Hitler boy.

He reported to the cops. He's the bad
man.

Yep. Hey, Barry.

Muntz. You out?

No, no, no. Still at the cop shop.

They're taking me to remand tomorrow.

Well, tell him he can't.

Then it's over.

No, it's not.

I've got to fuck down, Barry, you know?

Right into that triangle.

Now all I have to do is call Casey and
tell her the truth.

Call off the wedding, eh?

No.

No, you can't. Fuck a hefty man.

Muntz, listen to me.

What if you didn't do this?

What if... What if you didn't steal any
truck?

But I did that.

What if I could prove that you didn't?
And then you could make it to your

wedding and Casey would never know. What
then?

Then it'd be a fucking miracle. That's
what it would be.

That's what I'm going to do.

All right?

That is number one on my list of duties,
bro.

You still there?

Yeah, I'm still fucking here.

You tell Casey you love her, and I'll do
the rest, all right? And we'll talk

soon.

Cheers!

Anything?

You asked that before.

Why do councils bother with this
bullshit?

So we can waste half our life looking
through it.

No, Ted.

If Savage and Sugar were fly -by -night
operators, there won't be any complaints

for any building work.

There's a body somewhere.

Down some gully.

Under some driveway.

What are you doing tomorrow, Piglet?

Don't know.

Same old.

Would you like to come to a wedding with
me?

You have been invited, surely.

Monday? Yes, but... I won't go if you
don't.

That's emotional blackmail if ever I
heard it.

No bloody way.

What have you got there, Trotsky?

Oh, baby, I can't wait till tomorrow.

Me too.

Hey, I'd better get going. I love you,
baby.

Yeah, I love you too.

Bye. Sorry, ladies.

Last load.

He's being helpful, isn't he? I wonder
why.

Stop it.

Well, if you don't want him, I'll have
him. I'm not proud.

It's for Casey. She's a workmate.

Yeah, whatever you say. You have both
been...

So amazing.

And I am the happiest that I have ever
been.

And yet I still have this feeling of
dread and doom.

Hey, put a fucking smile on it. Yeah,
look, no one ever wanted to marry me.

Amanda was so happy on the phone. It's
like something has got to go wrong. Go

home and get some rest. You haven't
lived your entire life in the shadow of

Bahama Triangle. Well, actually, I feel
like I have. Can you take her home?

Yeah, yeah, come on, doll.

Oh, God, I love you guys so much. Thank
you for putting up with me.

Okay.

Month loves you.

You love him. Just trust that it's all
going to work out. Oh, God, you think

Yeah, look, come on, love.

Okay, we'll see you at 10 o 'clock.
Bring our faces on.

And don't do anything I wouldn't do.

Did I miss something?

Yeah, Rochelle's rich fantasy life. Do
you want a drink?

Yeah.

Hey, I really want to thank you for what
you've been doing with Loretta.

You know you didn't have to.

Well, I had my reasons.

Personal reasons.

You know, I really like you and I really
appreciate... Oh, this gets

embarrassing, Cheryl.

There's some stuff I should have told
you.

What kind of stuff?

Oh, about you and me.

Family.

Mine were the best, you see.

My parents.

Adoptive parents.

Did you find it?

One copy of one bestest hit of one Gary
Arnold Savage.

But... After this, you have to make me
promise that we do not talk about him

ever again.

That's going to be difficult after you
see this.

So, when I was 16, I thought, bugger it.

Off I'm a birth parent.

Turned out they weren't too far away.

Only got to meet my birth mother the
once.

Told me to fuck off.

Didn't want to know me.

You're Rita's cat.

Demon spawn.

That's me.

What didn't you say?

I was under pretty firm instructions to
stay the fuck away from this family.

Did Rita tell you that? My brother,
actually. Half -brother.

Fucking wolf.

So you were born 1970.

71. Right, right, because Ted went
inside then. Rita rigged it.

Yeah, she was a scheming bitch, all
right.

You know what?

You haven't exactly been forthcoming
yourself.

Do you think I wanted to be told to stay
the fuck away yet again?

I was going to get to know my family on
my terms, my way.

Right. I'm not going to pretend I wasn't
angry.

But meeting you... made a difference.

You know what?

I'm a pretty messed up unit myself.

Bullshit.

You know what, Gary?

I think you should go home.

Is that not a kid thought? No, no.

Go home.

Big day tomorrow.

I only want what's best for this family.

That's all.

from Michigan says she's been doing my
moves and they've really made a lift to

her day. God, I wish I'd never started
this.

But I'm so grateful and you've totally
given me back all my self -esteem. Even

if you are... What?

Well, if you really are going to sell
your baby, that's like off the scale

wrong. It's just compensation for the
pregnancy.

Piss girl.

Can you just let me out, even for a
minute?

The bolt is on the outside of the door,
and I let you have curry, even though it

has been in the fridge for days.

And if you need to do a wares, I won't
look.

Fuck, this is degrading.

Oh, it's Travis again.

He says that he is really worried that
someone else is going to snap me out,

he wants my banking cards out.

Really? Mm -hmm.

He wants to transfer me the money so
that I can get my ear pierced. First

He's also got a friend who's a Nigerian
prince.

No, it doesn't say that. It's a scammy
moron to get into your bank account.

Pretty dumb scam. I've only got like $14
in there.

Pascal, I really need to go to sleep.

Okay.

What are you doing?

We're having sleepovers.

Mum says you might try and jump out the
window. I told her you're too fat.

You girls are right in there?

Mm -hmm. We're having a great time.

Loving every minute.

Okay.

Night. Nighty -night, Mum.

You devious old bitch.

Hey, Ted. A little late one?

I think it was worth it.

Where'd you find that?

Oh, it just turned up.

Nice one of Rita.

What?

Jesus.

Nothing, old man.

What the fuck do you want?

The thing about your truck.

Yeah. It was, uh, kind of a
misunderstanding.

No, it wasn't. Your mate fucking took
it.

Yeah, but he only did that because he's
getting married.

Piss off, man.

Look, the thing is, if this keeps going,
he can't get married. Well, boo -hoo,

what is it to me? Well, if you said that
Muntz Prince were in your truck for a

good reason... Well, you'd think I'd let
him inside Muffy. Well, no, not

normally, obviously, but you could have
towed his van. No.

I'd be driving right past, honking the
horn, going, Stop you, Horry!

But if you didn't...

Well, that'll be the day iguanas fly out
of my butt.

Aaron.

Yeah.

Look, Aaron, this is serious.

Okay? So I would make this seriously
worth your while. All right?

Come on, man.

I'm responsible for this wedding and for
my mate. And my entire family's going

to be there. And it's a...

booze and food and all sorts of shit.
What, your family's going to be there?

Yeah, the party's at our place.

Where are they getting married?

Church, a real choice one, but I'm not
saying where.

Much piss?

Usual. I wouldn't know. I've never been
invited to a wedding.

You could come to this one.

Oh, man, West, eh?

Invited me to a West wedding.

For sure.

But you have to go. The man who saved
the wedding, he would have to be the

of honour.

You'd have to go to the cops, talk to
them, tell them that Muntz Prince were

the truck because you told us... Whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay,

back up the hold in here. Okay, we've
got a bit to talk about and, um, another

drink.

Guest of honour.

He might have a few conditions.

No fucking way.

Everything all right here?

Yep, it's great.

No, it's not.

Make yourself presentable. Pascal will
take you.

And manacles, maybe?

Listen, I didn't want to have to do
this.

I know, and I'm not going to do
anything, I promise, Mum. You got me.

You get more like her every day.

Who? Bloody Rita.

OK. Can I have breakfast in Guantanamo
Bay?

You think Manta's arse is my problem?

What about Manta? Where is he?

That's cool. He should be here any
minute.

OK.

You watch her at all times.

Okay, I have duties.

See you later.

Make sure Martha's not late. Yep.

Look, you won't have any duties because
there won't be any wedding if you don't

do this.

Going with Aaron Spiller as my date is
just ooh, sick and gross. Well, it

wouldn't be a real date, okay, except
for, like, him picking you up and

with him, having a photo taken with him.

Where is Munter? He's sweet, okay? Look,
if you could just do this one thing...

I'm a person poised on the brink of
international startups. Since when?

Travis said he'd carry the ticket. Who's
Travis?

He's an executive at the Sunset Channel
in Florida. He's a sick perv who does

all the alligators. Whatever.

That girl is for Munter.

Marry him yourself. That's what you
really want to do.

Pascal, this is actually quite mean and
very unbecoming.

Are you saying I'm ugly?

No. All I'm saying is, where's your
sense of goodness?

Good and beautiful?

nasty in her.

Aaron Spiller is the prince of her.

But it's for Munter.

And international stars do things for
charity all the time.

Okay, but no one's allowed to see the
photos.

I love you.

And there's no groping, no patching, and
she is with me at all times. Yep.

the score about my family you weren't
here yeah well i'm back now

Or is this Frosty?

Where's Munter?

Oh, yeah, okay. So, um, I cruise on down
the cop shop, right, and I do my thing.

Hecky, man, he gets this look on his
face like he's eating shit pie for

breakfast. Man, that was funny.

Where's Munter? He's not out yet. Why
the fuck not?

Hecky was going on some crap about
paperwork. What fucking paperwork?

I don't know. Do I look like a cop? No.

Let me spell this out really clearly to
you, Aaron.

Well, hello, Dolly. You were supposed to
fucking get him out, Aaron. I did my

part of the deal.

Shall we go, lovely lady?

Fine. Do it.

What's the story here?

She's my sister. She's coming with us.
What? There's no room in my truck. It's

okay. I'll go with Grandpa. Look, just
go, all right? Act normal.

Don't say anything to Mum.

Grandpa! What?

Loretta's going with you. I'll go wait
for him.

Hey, Vin.

How's it going?

Actually, not good.

Kind of the opposite of good.

And the biggest opposite of good is a
mean prick called Hickey who can't do

fucking paperwork that'll drop the
charges against a guy who shouldn't be

charged on his wedding day.

So this is about Munso?

Yep.

All right, up, old man.

Did you check out that driveway?

Not now, Ted. I thought you wanted to
get the dirty part. We've got other

priorities here. I've got it, Wayne.

Great. There you go.

I'll meet you there.

What's going on?

Turn in the car.

See them?

Maybe they're inside.

Paraglada. The Paraglada.

Oh, look, there's Gary.

Did you have fun with them last night?

I could say that.

Maybe we should go around the block
again.

Oh, look, it's Ben.

Where's Mum and Dad? They'll be here.
Hey, can we go round the block one more

time, please?

Holy shmoly. What? Is there a problem?
No!

No! But let's just go round the block
again one more time for fun.

Go!

Hickey, let the man go. I don't have to.
You've got no reason to hold him. Don't

be a dick. I'm not a dick.

No, you're a shrill excuse for a
weasel's weather.

You're a poxy victim.

You want a complaint laid against you?
Well, I'm happy to lay it. I ain't got

nothing to lose.

You lost it.

Doesn't mean I have to.

Christ, Hickey. This is about more than
stupid pride.

It's about love.

Ever hear about that?

It's the man's wedding. Let him go.

Let's go, Wes.

Sure.

Won't be long now, all right?

And, uh, surprise.

Oh, fucking upstage.

Bloody hell, whoop, gang!

Good day, mate.

Oh, me!

You come in here, I'll tear your ass
cheek from cheek! No, no, no, no, no,

okay, bloody.

He's invited.

Are you mad?

Daddy! Oh, hello, gorgeous.

Are you all right?

Yeah, good as gold.

Who's that?

Mr. West in the house, the man.

Allegiant.

Why don't you and your friend come and
sit with us?

Good to see you.

Where's Jared?

Where's Mr. Munter? Look, he's running a
little bit late. Give him the bride a

run for her money, eh? So let's just run
through the battle plan.

It's introduction, then reading.

Rochelle doing the prophet.

Can't do that one too many times, can
you?

Then vows. And once we have a happy
couple, then rings.

Holy fuck.

Do I look okay?

Freaking gorgeous.

Oi!

What's going on?

Oh, just a little hatch.

Small one, about so small.

You lost the ring. Where's Munter?

He's inside, just waiting, hanging,
looking smooth. How the fuck could you

forget the ring? Look, I'm back. We're
back in ten. It's all under control.

Parallel, parallel, parallel, parallel.

Once it's not there, I know he isn't. Of
course he is. It's all gone wrong.

Or he's changed his mind. Okay, so this
is bullshit.

It's not bullshit, Cheryl.

I can feel it. Okay, I'll go and see
then. Oh no, I can do it. Well, so can

How are we going?

Well, you know, I'm keen to get started,
once we have a quorum.

Hey, folks!

Good to see you, Manza.

Hey, Mrs. Beth.

Where's Ben?

He's getting the ring.

It's him.

Hey, Ben.

I'm here at the church.

Awesome, bro.

And I've got the rings, but I can't get
them back to you right now.

Ben, are you somewhere with some cows?

What?

No shit.

Okay, right.

You stay there, brother.

Ben can't come.

What? Loretta's having her baby.

Where? With Ben at home.

Bloody hell.

What the fuck?

Well, despite the shortfall in the ring
department, we can still go ahead.

You want a ring? I've got a spare one
here.

I've got one. I don't need it.

Choice you two.

Need a lift?

Yeah, thanks.

Don't you fucking dare!

Guided?

Any thoughts on a sub for best man?

No, I mean Loretta.

She's fine. She's in there with the
midwife.

But I was onto it. Don't worry.

Yeah, Loretta freaked out a bit, but I
was real calm.

Is it there?

This is the weirdest thing in the
history of weird. Is it there?

It's hairy and it's not a poo.

You've

got

sticky stuff all over it.

And this big piece of liver came flying.

I called it pussy, dumbass.

You can call it what you want. I called
it a big fucking plate full of liver.

Scrubs up pretty good, eh?

Look

at

you.

Look at you.

I give you this ring as a sign of my
love.

And because you totally rock my world.

I give you this ring as a sign of my all
-time love.

And because you totally rock my world.

Well, there we have it.

Another great joint venture.

Kiss the bride.

Haven't you been a busy girl?

You may not want to be a girl, but
you've proved it.

She needs it, Faye.

Women's business.

Mum, sit up. Haven't I been enough of a
mammal?

Oh, yeah. Well, the first bit's
important. Immunity and all that.

Another pillar behind you. Can't we use
formula?

No, we don't have to do it forever.

It's like riding a bike.

You never rode a fucking bike.

OK, come on, take it. What?

Arms up.

So.

Yeah. Turn him good.

Mum.

All right.

Come on.

Big wide mouth.

Otherwise they'll rip your pips to
buggery.

Come on, sweetheart.

Oh, my God, she's doing it. Yeah, she's
a natural.

So are you.

I love you, baby.

You've got a bloody nerve.

I got an invite.

Oh, and I had a visit.

Grandpa Jethro and your ex -boyfriend.

Bit of an odd combo, that. Yeah, and why
would they do that?

Seems they have a problem with the
company you've been keeping.

What about the secrets you've been
keeping?

I told you about that, did he? Yeah,
about bloody time.

Before you bugger off, we should talk
about a divorce.

Who said anything about buggering off?

Mr West, looking sharp.

You had that coming. Can I get you a
sausage, too?

You think you know about me? I know more
about you.

I've got the dirt on you, Slippery Jim.

Leon Shuka ring any bells?

Or that driveway you put in in Kumeyaay?
Remember?

What's going on, old man? I don't talk
to you no more.

Take a hike while you can, or you'll be
away a very long time.

Get your hands off me. What the fuck are
you going on about?

That old guy is really something, isn't
he? What's that to you?

Oh, sorry, I should introduce myself.

I'm Cherie.

It's just so great to meet you, finally.
I've heard so much about everyone.

Well, guess what?

We've heard fuck all about you.

Wow.

That.

You weren't doing anything. Someone had
to. What have you got? A lead on a site.

The last place they worked, Savage and
Shuka.

About the same time Shuka disappeared
off the face of the earth. A bit more

digging will strike gold. You might
strike nothing.

How would you know?

I don't.

I'll mail that bastard.

Listen, Dad, there's something you need
to know about that bastard.

Sit down, would you?

Is it a long one?

This goes back to when you were inside
the Smith & Coie Cocker. What about it?

You remember Mum took me away around
then?

To stay with Pat up at Open Only.

She hadn't been well, women's problems.

Pat was fine.

It was Mum that had the women's
problems.

She was pregnant.

She knew she couldn't get away with it.
She couldn't pass it off as yours

because you'd been away down in Reefton.

No, no way.

Dad, it's true. I know it.

Mum had a kid.

A bastard kid.

Dad, the kid was Gary.

Say cheese.

That is totally enough.

Let's go.

We've got cheese.

Oh my God. Oh, that's better. Big smile.

Okay, father, put them up.

Yeah.

I'm going to do the speech now because
I'm the best man.

You know that.

Yeah, so being the best man is a big
responsibility.

And there's things that you've got to
say, like the bridesmaids are spunky.

even though one of them is my mum.

But she's pretty spunky too, eh?

Rochelle, she's also in pretty good nick
for her age, and she's really

available. Hey!

You told me to say that.

Today has been awesome, eh?

And even though I missed the actual
thing, I reckon Muntz will let me off

hook, eh? Fuck you, bro.

Yeah, it's you, brother.

Because the thing is, love is bigger
than fancy dresses and booze.

It's like a miracle.

And if you've got that miracle, like KCM
months, then you've got to hold on to

it, eh?

Like anything.

And the other thing is that I got to
live that miracle today. So I say,

big up to all you chicks out there, eh?

Having a baby is really natural and all
that, but it's got to fucking hurt, eh?

Because, you know, it's too small and
big.

Yeah, so welcome to the family, little
girl.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

I'm just fucking glad to be here, eh,
for all this.

for my best mate and his best girl,
who's got to know by now, Casey.

There is no Bahama triangle, all right?

Yeah. So, um, all right. All you fellas,
uh, charge your glasses.

And, um... Dan.

I'm doing the toasting, I'm not.

Oh.

Yeah, um... Yeah, all this, uh, wouldn't
have been possible...

Without the help from a couple of people
who I've totally got to mention,

especially Aaron Spiller.

Yeah, put your hands together.

Yep. So, um...

Uncle Gary.

America, huh?

Ah, they're going to make a series out
of my videos and it's all totally true.

Well, it didn't happen overnight.

But it did happen.

Oh, Daddy!

So I hear you're available.

I also have a toddler, two dogs, and I
live with my mother.

Technical issue.

Yeah?

Yeah, well, there's a few too many
pricks at this wedding.

Yeah.

How's Loretta?

She's, um... She's good enough.

Congratulations, by the way.

On being a granny.

A way hot granny.

Deep in the turning canopy of snow

Clothes spinning round Under the

folding branches Now is

not too late Heaven can wait another
year or so

But I loved you once

Well,

hello.

Hey.

I'm glad it worked out.

Good that someone was looking after
things around here.

What, are they?

You did good.

We all did good.

Family.

Back in business.

Aren't we?

Whatever you say, brother.

Blood's always thicker.

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