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I think there's a fairly clear
connection here for Wolf.
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Wolf knew Gary Bloody Savage, then I'd
know him. So now we find out.
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It's about Gary Bloody Savage!
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Gary Savage!
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Why is my baby any business of yours?
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You're not giving it away.
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I have dreamt of the wedding of my
dreams ever since I was a kid. Mons,
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have you done?
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My truck! You stole it, didn't you? I
didn't steal your truck! No, I don't
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your fucking truck!
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Ben, I got arrested for... What are you
shitting me?
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Last theft of a vehicle.
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I'll get you out, okay? I promise.
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Oh, you shouldn't be listening to that.
Yeah, your water's for break right here,
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right now.
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Where's Manta?
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Van, do you pull some stag night stunt?
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No, no, no, no. He's just got this big
thing about not seeing the bride, you
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know? But he's totally there. You got
him trashed, didn't you?
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No, no, no. He's just on a job at the
moment. Okay, well, your job is to make
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sure Munter is at the church on time
tomorrow with clothes. And don't forget
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rings and speech. And if you can't do
that, Ben, then I take no responsibility
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for my actions or hers.
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Come on, help.
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All going well, then?
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Yeah, it was stressing.
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Yeah, mate.
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Morning, old man.
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You're like a rat up a drainpipe.
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It's not bloody over.
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Lying in the garden, I cut the cord from
my mother.
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She pat me on the head and said, Go to
sleep, boy, get to sleep.
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Thanks,
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love.
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Girl, isn't she?
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Who from your bank?
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Saying that my duties as guarantor had
been discharged.
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What can I say? Thanks, Leopardy. That
kind of cash. It's a lot of DVD hire.
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Especially when your second store is
hardly broken even.
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Well, that's according to the staff
member I spoke to.
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Yeah, real helpful was young Stacey.
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What's this trip you're planning?
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What trip?
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Going away for about a month.
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Apparently. Hold on, you're having a
baby in two weeks.
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What were you planning to have it?
Wellington in Bacargal? So much
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What was the deal? Half in advance, half
in delivery? Who were you selling it
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to? What the fuck has it got to do with
you anyway?
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The welfare of an innocent child is
everyone's business.
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Especially when the mother is clearly
sick and cold.
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Maybe I got the wrong end of it.
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Where the fuck are you going?
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Away from you.
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You would sell your own baby.
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Here's full of shit.
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Christ, I think I raised you. I never
wanted to be pregnant. I never wanted a
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baby. And I just don't see why I should
come out of this with nothing.
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Okay. This is how it's going to be.
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From now until you have it, you don't
leave this house.
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You can't do that. I can and I will.
Pascal. I've got a business to run.
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not selling your baby. Pascal.
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You can't fucking do this. I will call
the cops. I'll take you to court. I'll
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send you to the bin if I have to.
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I've got a job for you.
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Just no more wedding crap. I've got 108
new friends. You can tell your sister
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all about it. In the meantime, make sure
she doesn't leave this room. You cannot
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do this! Just fucking watch me.
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I pay you for this! I pay you!
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Did you do something bad?
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Didn't get bail.
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You were supposed to get him bail.
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The idiot told Hickey he's got tickets
to Raro.
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Well, yeah, he does. It's for his
honeymoon.
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Yeah, well, the cops think he's a flight
risk. Well, how else was he meant to
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get to Raro? Swim?
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He won't be going to Raro, Van. But he
has to. It's his honeymoon, man. You've
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got to get him out. I'm trying, but I've
got to go, okay? But they're bullshit
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charges, Jed.
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He didn't do this.
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Well, the fingerprints would suggest
otherwise.
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What fingerprints?
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The ones in the truck.
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Aaron Spiller's tow truck, Van.
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Okay, what's the next move?
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Maybe there isn't one. What's that
yellow belly talk?
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I get why we were doing this, but maybe
it's a dead end.
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You sure you wouldn't like a whiskey?
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It'll pick me up after a long drive.
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Coffee's fine.
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Okay.
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So that's what you've been up to since
you've walked out on your family?
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Thought you were here about Savage.
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So you do know the bastard?
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Oh, not all that well.
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Well enough to have Corky put away on
your behalf.
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Is that what Gary said?
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Well, what's the real story?
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Oh, me and Gary did some business.
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That's about it.
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What about Leon Sugar?
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Couldn't tell you. We came all this way
for this.
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Nobody asked you to come, old man.
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You know Savage is rolling your wife.
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Don't think so. You keep the fuck out of
this. He's taken a slice of her
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business on the dodge with tax. God
knows what else. Fuck me. Dude.
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So that's a joke, is it? Oh, I knew she
wouldn't laugh.
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What about your kids? What about them?
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Well, they haven't exactly been beating
a path to my door, have they? You
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gutless wonder, you rank piece of turd.
Since when did a West leave his family
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to lay lino? Or a tarty piece of skirt?
Hey, you can keep him. Because from now
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on, he's no bloody son of mine.
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Makes a fucking bunch, Dad.
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Jetra, talk about mum like that. You
treat grandpa like a piece of shit.
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Whatever it is you're trying to think
of, it won't do this family any favours.
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Especially Ted. What do you mean?
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I'm trying to spare the old bastard.
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He doesn't need to know. So leave it the
fuck alone.
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Look, grandpa, maybe it's just time to
drop it, alright?
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I'll catch you later.
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Micah! Got no bloody sticking power.
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Maybe he's got a point. What kind of
attitude is that?
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You're a detective.
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Detect.
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Rock Pig from Dorset says that my clips
are the best comedy he's ever seen.
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Go Rock Pig. No, they're not meant to be
funny. It's inspirational.
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Come on, let me out.
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What did you do that was so bad?
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Nothing. Mum's just gone completely
mental.
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Oh, Travis again?
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The guy from Florida?
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He says... That he wants me to go there
and he'd even pay me?
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Wonder what for.
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He works at a cable channel and then
he's here. Pascal, I need to pee. You
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leave the room.
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Do you realise the pressure on my
bladder at the moment?
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I'll pee my pants.
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Okay, but I'm waiting for you outside
the door.
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And you can tell me all about Travis?
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Really? You are interested.
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He is really excited by my talent and
asks if I write my own material.
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Yes. She's holding me prisoner.
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Oh, that's impossible.
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If you think that, you don't know my
mother.
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He says I'm an inspiration and that I'm
attractive.
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Maybe we should call it off.
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No, hold the line, Fran. We stick to the
plan, unless you want to lose your cup.
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I'll pay, eh?
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Nearly done!
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I'll get out and then I'll call you,
okay?
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Okay.
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And this is the best bit yet. You think
I'm perfect for their demographic?
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What are you doing?
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Your mother wants a bolt on your door.
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You kidding?
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No. But Rita, what did you do?
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For you. With my compliments.
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Thank you, okay?
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About Munter.
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His predicament. Yes, about that.
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It's a sad thing when a man does what he
has to for his wedding and then can
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have no wedding because he did what he
had to.
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You know about it.
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I share your grief. I'm also out of
pocket and have no truck.
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What? You took the truck?
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No, it was Manta. I was merely passing
it on. Then why the fuck didn't it get
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passed on?
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It's a long road, Porirua. Not all of it
winding, alas, along the streets near
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Otaki. My nephew picked up speed and the
cops... So why didn't the cops get your
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nephew? Well, he ran away, as I've told
him.
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Then why weren't his prints in the
truck?
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He was wearing gloves, as I've told him.
Fuck!
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As I said, I'm a sheer grief.
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This is your fucking fault! No, no, not
me.
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It's Aaron Spiller, Hitler boy.
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He reported to the cops. He's the bad
man.
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Yep. Hey, Barry.
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Muntz. You out?
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No, no, no. Still at the cop shop.
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They're taking me to remand tomorrow.
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Well, tell him he can't.
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Then it's over.
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No, it's not.
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I've got to fuck down, Barry, you know?
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Right into that triangle.
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Now all I have to do is call Casey and
tell her the truth.
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Call off the wedding, eh?
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No.
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No, you can't. Fuck a hefty man.
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Muntz, listen to me.
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What if you didn't do this?
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What if... What if you didn't steal any
truck?
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But I did that.
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What if I could prove that you didn't?
And then you could make it to your
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wedding and Casey would never know. What
then?
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Then it'd be a fucking miracle. That's
what it would be.
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That's what I'm going to do.
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All right?
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That is number one on my list of duties,
bro.
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You still there?
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Yeah, I'm still fucking here.
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You tell Casey you love her, and I'll do
the rest, all right? And we'll talk
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soon.
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Cheers!
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Anything?
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You asked that before.
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Why do councils bother with this
bullshit?
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So we can waste half our life looking
through it.
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No, Ted.
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If Savage and Sugar were fly -by -night
operators, there won't be any complaints
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for any building work.
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There's a body somewhere.
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Down some gully.
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Under some driveway.
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What are you doing tomorrow, Piglet?
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Don't know.
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Same old.
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Would you like to come to a wedding with
me?
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You have been invited, surely.
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Monday? Yes, but... I won't go if you
don't.
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That's emotional blackmail if ever I
heard it.
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No bloody way.
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What have you got there, Trotsky?
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Oh, baby, I can't wait till tomorrow.
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Me too.
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Hey, I'd better get going. I love you,
baby.
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Yeah, I love you too.
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Bye. Sorry, ladies.
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Last load.
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He's being helpful, isn't he? I wonder
why.
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Stop it.
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Well, if you don't want him, I'll have
him. I'm not proud.
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It's for Casey. She's a workmate.
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Yeah, whatever you say. You have both
been...
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So amazing.
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And I am the happiest that I have ever
been.
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And yet I still have this feeling of
dread and doom.
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Hey, put a fucking smile on it. Yeah,
look, no one ever wanted to marry me.
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Amanda was so happy on the phone. It's
like something has got to go wrong. Go
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home and get some rest. You haven't
lived your entire life in the shadow of
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Bahama Triangle. Well, actually, I feel
like I have. Can you take her home?
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Yeah, yeah, come on, doll.
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Oh, God, I love you guys so much. Thank
you for putting up with me.
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Okay.
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Month loves you.
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You love him. Just trust that it's all
going to work out. Oh, God, you think
246
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Yeah, look, come on, love.
247
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Okay, we'll see you at 10 o 'clock.
Bring our faces on.
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And don't do anything I wouldn't do.
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Did I miss something?
250
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Yeah, Rochelle's rich fantasy life. Do
you want a drink?
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Yeah.
252
00:12:20,750 --> 00:12:24,300
Hey, I really want to thank you for what
you've been doing with Loretta.
253
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You know you didn't have to.
254
00:12:26,570 --> 00:12:27,650
Well, I had my reasons.
255
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Personal reasons.
256
00:12:32,359 --> 00:12:35,779
You know, I really like you and I really
appreciate... Oh, this gets
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embarrassing, Cheryl.
258
00:12:37,940 --> 00:12:40,050
There's some stuff I should have told
you.
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What kind of stuff?
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Oh, about you and me.
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Family.
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Mine were the best, you see.
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My parents.
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Adoptive parents.
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Did you find it?
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One copy of one bestest hit of one Gary
Arnold Savage.
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But... After this, you have to make me
promise that we do not talk about him
268
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ever again.
269
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That's going to be difficult after you
see this.
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So, when I was 16, I thought, bugger it.
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Off I'm a birth parent.
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Turned out they weren't too far away.
273
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Only got to meet my birth mother the
once.
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Told me to fuck off.
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Didn't want to know me.
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You're Rita's cat.
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Demon spawn.
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That's me.
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What didn't you say?
280
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I was under pretty firm instructions to
stay the fuck away from this family.
281
00:13:48,730 --> 00:13:51,740
Did Rita tell you that? My brother,
actually. Half -brother.
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Fucking wolf.
283
00:13:57,710 --> 00:14:02,190
So you were born 1970.
284
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71. Right, right, because Ted went
inside then. Rita rigged it.
285
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:09,169
Yeah, she was a scheming bitch, all
right.
286
00:14:09,170 --> 00:14:10,220
You know what?
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00:14:10,221 --> 00:14:12,809
You haven't exactly been forthcoming
yourself.
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Do you think I wanted to be told to stay
the fuck away yet again?
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00:14:16,470 --> 00:14:19,120
I was going to get to know my family on
my terms, my way.
290
00:14:19,250 --> 00:14:21,540
Right. I'm not going to pretend I wasn't
angry.
291
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:27,830
But meeting you... made a difference.
292
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:39,850
You know what?
293
00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:41,900
I'm a pretty messed up unit myself.
294
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Bullshit.
295
00:14:46,780 --> 00:14:47,830
You know what, Gary?
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I think you should go home.
297
00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:53,520
Is that not a kid thought? No, no.
298
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Go home.
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Big day tomorrow.
300
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I only want what's best for this family.
301
00:15:03,260 --> 00:15:04,310
That's all.
302
00:15:10,570 --> 00:15:14,669
from Michigan says she's been doing my
moves and they've really made a lift to
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00:15:14,670 --> 00:15:16,780
her day. God, I wish I'd never started
this.
304
00:15:16,850 --> 00:15:22,329
But I'm so grateful and you've totally
given me back all my self -esteem. Even
305
00:15:22,330 --> 00:15:25,170
if you are... What?
306
00:15:26,810 --> 00:15:30,489
Well, if you really are going to sell
your baby, that's like off the scale
307
00:15:30,490 --> 00:15:32,960
wrong. It's just compensation for the
pregnancy.
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00:15:34,570 --> 00:15:35,620
Piss girl.
309
00:15:35,621 --> 00:15:37,949
Can you just let me out, even for a
minute?
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00:15:37,950 --> 00:15:41,509
The bolt is on the outside of the door,
and I let you have curry, even though it
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has been in the fridge for days.
312
00:15:42,970 --> 00:15:45,370
And if you need to do a wares, I won't
look.
313
00:15:47,290 --> 00:15:48,490
Fuck, this is degrading.
314
00:15:49,590 --> 00:15:51,090
Oh, it's Travis again.
315
00:15:52,010 --> 00:15:56,309
He says that he is really worried that
someone else is going to snap me out,
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00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:57,649
he wants my banking cards out.
317
00:15:57,650 --> 00:15:58,700
Really? Mm -hmm.
318
00:15:58,870 --> 00:16:02,870
He wants to transfer me the money so
that I can get my ear pierced. First
319
00:16:02,871 --> 00:16:06,049
He's also got a friend who's a Nigerian
prince.
320
00:16:06,050 --> 00:16:09,309
No, it doesn't say that. It's a scammy
moron to get into your bank account.
321
00:16:09,310 --> 00:16:11,750
Pretty dumb scam. I've only got like $14
in there.
322
00:16:12,050 --> 00:16:14,090
Pascal, I really need to go to sleep.
323
00:16:16,390 --> 00:16:17,440
Okay.
324
00:16:21,770 --> 00:16:22,820
What are you doing?
325
00:16:23,010 --> 00:16:24,270
We're having sleepovers.
326
00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:28,040
Mum says you might try and jump out the
window. I told her you're too fat.
327
00:16:29,650 --> 00:16:31,090
You girls are right in there?
328
00:16:31,170 --> 00:16:32,790
Mm -hmm. We're having a great time.
329
00:16:32,970 --> 00:16:34,150
Loving every minute.
330
00:16:34,490 --> 00:16:35,540
Okay.
331
00:16:35,850 --> 00:16:37,470
Night. Nighty -night, Mum.
332
00:16:53,890 --> 00:16:57,170
You devious old bitch.
333
00:16:58,870 --> 00:17:00,370
Hey, Ted. A little late one?
334
00:17:00,710 --> 00:17:01,950
I think it was worth it.
335
00:17:02,170 --> 00:17:03,310
Where'd you find that?
336
00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:06,310
Oh, it just turned up.
337
00:17:09,230 --> 00:17:10,280
Nice one of Rita.
338
00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:14,540
What?
339
00:17:16,050 --> 00:17:17,100
Jesus.
340
00:17:17,290 --> 00:17:18,340
Nothing, old man.
341
00:17:24,950 --> 00:17:29,710
What the fuck do you want?
342
00:17:30,190 --> 00:17:31,510
The thing about your truck.
343
00:17:38,210 --> 00:17:42,110
Yeah. It was, uh, kind of a
misunderstanding.
344
00:17:42,330 --> 00:17:44,770
No, it wasn't. Your mate fucking took
it.
345
00:17:44,771 --> 00:17:47,269
Yeah, but he only did that because he's
getting married.
346
00:17:47,270 --> 00:17:48,320
Piss off, man.
347
00:17:48,321 --> 00:17:51,849
Look, the thing is, if this keeps going,
he can't get married. Well, boo -hoo,
348
00:17:51,850 --> 00:17:56,149
what is it to me? Well, if you said that
Muntz Prince were in your truck for a
349
00:17:56,150 --> 00:17:58,489
good reason... Well, you'd think I'd let
him inside Muffy. Well, no, not
350
00:17:58,490 --> 00:18:02,350
normally, obviously, but you could have
towed his van. No.
351
00:18:02,890 --> 00:18:06,380
I'd be driving right past, honking the
horn, going, Stop you, Horry!
352
00:18:06,790 --> 00:18:07,840
But if you didn't...
353
00:18:08,060 --> 00:18:10,590
Well, that'll be the day iguanas fly out
of my butt.
354
00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:12,370
Aaron.
355
00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:16,150
Yeah.
356
00:18:17,460 --> 00:18:19,320
Look, Aaron, this is serious.
357
00:18:20,220 --> 00:18:24,740
Okay? So I would make this seriously
worth your while. All right?
358
00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:29,660
Come on, man.
359
00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:34,339
I'm responsible for this wedding and for
my mate. And my entire family's going
360
00:18:34,340 --> 00:18:35,540
to be there. And it's a...
361
00:18:35,541 --> 00:18:38,639
booze and food and all sorts of shit.
What, your family's going to be there?
362
00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:40,140
Yeah, the party's at our place.
363
00:18:41,060 --> 00:18:42,680
Where are they getting married?
364
00:18:42,681 --> 00:18:45,299
Church, a real choice one, but I'm not
saying where.
365
00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:46,350
Much piss?
366
00:18:46,540 --> 00:18:49,490
Usual. I wouldn't know. I've never been
invited to a wedding.
367
00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:54,020
You could come to this one.
368
00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:55,640
Oh, man, West, eh?
369
00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:57,540
Invited me to a West wedding.
370
00:18:58,080 --> 00:18:59,130
For sure.
371
00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:03,199
But you have to go. The man who saved
the wedding, he would have to be the
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00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:04,250
of honour.
373
00:19:04,441 --> 00:19:11,829
You'd have to go to the cops, talk to
them, tell them that Muntz Prince were
374
00:19:11,830 --> 00:19:14,609
the truck because you told us... Whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay,
375
00:19:14,610 --> 00:19:18,789
back up the hold in here. Okay, we've
got a bit to talk about and, um, another
376
00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:19,840
drink.
377
00:19:20,210 --> 00:19:21,260
Guest of honour.
378
00:19:21,670 --> 00:19:23,170
He might have a few conditions.
379
00:19:23,810 --> 00:19:24,910
No fucking way.
380
00:19:24,911 --> 00:19:26,589
Everything all right here?
381
00:19:26,590 --> 00:19:27,549
Yep, it's great.
382
00:19:27,550 --> 00:19:28,600
No, it's not.
383
00:19:29,671 --> 00:19:34,319
Make yourself presentable. Pascal will
take you.
384
00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:35,399
And manacles, maybe?
385
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:36,959
Listen, I didn't want to have to do
this.
386
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:40,960
I know, and I'm not going to do
anything, I promise, Mum. You got me.
387
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:42,920
You get more like her every day.
388
00:19:43,220 --> 00:19:44,270
Who? Bloody Rita.
389
00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:48,120
OK. Can I have breakfast in Guantanamo
Bay?
390
00:19:49,460 --> 00:19:51,800
You think Manta's arse is my problem?
391
00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:53,680
What about Manta? Where is he?
392
00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:56,170
That's cool. He should be here any
minute.
393
00:19:56,540 --> 00:19:57,590
OK.
394
00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:01,040
You watch her at all times.
395
00:20:01,580 --> 00:20:02,840
Okay, I have duties.
396
00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:05,810
See you later.
397
00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:07,660
Make sure Martha's not late. Yep.
398
00:20:07,661 --> 00:20:14,099
Look, you won't have any duties because
there won't be any wedding if you don't
399
00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:14,699
do this.
400
00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:18,579
Going with Aaron Spiller as my date is
just ooh, sick and gross. Well, it
401
00:20:18,580 --> 00:20:22,759
wouldn't be a real date, okay, except
for, like, him picking you up and
402
00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:25,360
with him, having a photo taken with him.
403
00:20:33,891 --> 00:20:40,679
Where is Munter? He's sweet, okay? Look,
if you could just do this one thing...
404
00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:44,560
I'm a person poised on the brink of
international startups. Since when?
405
00:20:44,561 --> 00:20:47,259
Travis said he'd carry the ticket. Who's
Travis?
406
00:20:47,260 --> 00:20:50,659
He's an executive at the Sunset Channel
in Florida. He's a sick perv who does
407
00:20:50,660 --> 00:20:51,979
all the alligators. Whatever.
408
00:20:51,980 --> 00:20:54,160
That girl is for Munter.
409
00:20:54,161 --> 00:20:57,039
Marry him yourself. That's what you
really want to do.
410
00:20:57,040 --> 00:21:00,760
Pascal, this is actually quite mean and
very unbecoming.
411
00:21:00,761 --> 00:21:02,479
Are you saying I'm ugly?
412
00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:05,680
No. All I'm saying is, where's your
sense of goodness?
413
00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:07,140
Good and beautiful?
414
00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:08,770
nasty in her.
415
00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:10,560
Aaron Spiller is the prince of her.
416
00:21:10,860 --> 00:21:12,120
But it's for Munter.
417
00:21:12,620 --> 00:21:15,630
And international stars do things for
charity all the time.
418
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:25,550
Okay, but no one's allowed to see the
photos.
419
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,360
I love you.
420
00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:32,110
And there's no groping, no patching, and
she is with me at all times. Yep.
421
00:21:50,220 --> 00:21:55,560
the score about my family you weren't
here yeah well i'm back now
422
00:22:21,610 --> 00:22:22,660
Or is this Frosty?
423
00:22:24,290 --> 00:22:25,340
Where's Munter?
424
00:22:26,110 --> 00:22:29,840
Oh, yeah, okay. So, um, I cruise on down
the cop shop, right, and I do my thing.
425
00:22:29,841 --> 00:22:32,729
Hecky, man, he gets this look on his
face like he's eating shit pie for
426
00:22:32,730 --> 00:22:34,189
breakfast. Man, that was funny.
427
00:22:34,190 --> 00:22:36,720
Where's Munter? He's not out yet. Why
the fuck not?
428
00:22:36,721 --> 00:22:39,549
Hecky was going on some crap about
paperwork. What fucking paperwork?
429
00:22:39,550 --> 00:22:41,230
I don't know. Do I look like a cop? No.
430
00:22:41,231 --> 00:22:43,809
Let me spell this out really clearly to
you, Aaron.
431
00:22:43,810 --> 00:22:47,769
Well, hello, Dolly. You were supposed to
fucking get him out, Aaron. I did my
432
00:22:47,770 --> 00:22:48,820
part of the deal.
433
00:22:49,130 --> 00:22:50,390
Shall we go, lovely lady?
434
00:22:50,550 --> 00:22:51,650
Fine. Do it.
435
00:22:53,450 --> 00:22:54,590
What's the story here?
436
00:22:54,591 --> 00:22:58,249
She's my sister. She's coming with us.
What? There's no room in my truck. It's
437
00:22:58,250 --> 00:23:01,129
okay. I'll go with Grandpa. Look, just
go, all right? Act normal.
438
00:23:01,130 --> 00:23:02,390
Don't say anything to Mum.
439
00:23:03,230 --> 00:23:04,310
Grandpa! What?
440
00:23:05,150 --> 00:23:07,440
Loretta's going with you. I'll go wait
for him.
441
00:23:13,190 --> 00:23:14,240
Hey, Vin.
442
00:23:14,450 --> 00:23:15,500
How's it going?
443
00:23:17,170 --> 00:23:18,970
Actually, not good.
444
00:23:20,940 --> 00:23:22,320
Kind of the opposite of good.
445
00:23:22,321 --> 00:23:26,679
And the biggest opposite of good is a
mean prick called Hickey who can't do
446
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:28,979
fucking paperwork that'll drop the
charges against a guy who shouldn't be
447
00:23:28,980 --> 00:23:30,300
charged on his wedding day.
448
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:32,900
So this is about Munso?
449
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:35,010
Yep.
450
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:37,800
All right, up, old man.
451
00:23:38,061 --> 00:23:41,279
Did you check out that driveway?
452
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:44,019
Not now, Ted. I thought you wanted to
get the dirty part. We've got other
453
00:23:44,020 --> 00:23:45,639
priorities here. I've got it, Wayne.
454
00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:47,120
Great. There you go.
455
00:23:47,121 --> 00:23:48,639
I'll meet you there.
456
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:49,690
What's going on?
457
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:50,810
Turn in the car.
458
00:24:04,671 --> 00:24:06,739
See them?
459
00:24:06,740 --> 00:24:07,820
Maybe they're inside.
460
00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:09,800
Paraglada. The Paraglada.
461
00:24:10,060 --> 00:24:11,300
Oh, look, there's Gary.
462
00:24:11,361 --> 00:24:14,879
Did you have fun with them last night?
463
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:15,930
I could say that.
464
00:24:15,931 --> 00:24:18,039
Maybe we should go around the block
again.
465
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:19,090
Oh, look, it's Ben.
466
00:24:19,091 --> 00:24:22,799
Where's Mum and Dad? They'll be here.
Hey, can we go round the block one more
467
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:23,850
time, please?
468
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:27,680
Holy shmoly. What? Is there a problem?
No!
469
00:24:28,020 --> 00:24:31,210
No! But let's just go round the block
again one more time for fun.
470
00:24:31,260 --> 00:24:32,310
Go!
471
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:39,159
Hickey, let the man go. I don't have to.
You've got no reason to hold him. Don't
472
00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:40,500
be a dick. I'm not a dick.
473
00:24:40,780 --> 00:24:43,420
No, you're a shrill excuse for a
weasel's weather.
474
00:24:43,860 --> 00:24:44,940
You're a poxy victim.
475
00:24:44,941 --> 00:24:49,139
You want a complaint laid against you?
Well, I'm happy to lay it. I ain't got
476
00:24:49,140 --> 00:24:50,099
nothing to lose.
477
00:24:50,100 --> 00:24:51,150
You lost it.
478
00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:52,560
Doesn't mean I have to.
479
00:24:53,100 --> 00:24:56,180
Christ, Hickey. This is about more than
stupid pride.
480
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:57,850
It's about love.
481
00:24:57,880 --> 00:24:58,960
Ever hear about that?
482
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,620
It's the man's wedding. Let him go.
483
00:25:17,070 --> 00:25:18,120
Let's go, Wes.
484
00:25:18,950 --> 00:25:20,000
Sure.
485
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:06,760
Won't be long now, all right?
486
00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:09,060
And, uh, surprise.
487
00:26:09,700 --> 00:26:11,560
Oh, fucking upstage.
488
00:26:11,820 --> 00:26:13,600
Bloody hell, whoop, gang!
489
00:26:13,611 --> 00:26:15,439
Good day, mate.
490
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:16,490
Oh, me!
491
00:26:17,620 --> 00:26:21,739
You come in here, I'll tear your ass
cheek from cheek! No, no, no, no, no,
492
00:26:21,740 --> 00:26:22,419
okay, bloody.
493
00:26:22,420 --> 00:26:23,039
He's invited.
494
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:23,939
Are you mad?
495
00:26:23,940 --> 00:26:26,140
Daddy! Oh, hello, gorgeous.
496
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:28,690
Are you all right?
497
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:29,770
Yeah, good as gold.
498
00:26:29,771 --> 00:26:31,599
Who's that?
499
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:33,520
Mr. West in the house, the man.
500
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:35,650
Allegiant.
501
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:39,970
Why don't you and your friend come and
sit with us?
502
00:26:41,740 --> 00:26:42,790
Good to see you.
503
00:26:42,791 --> 00:26:43,899
Where's Jared?
504
00:26:43,900 --> 00:26:47,099
Where's Mr. Munter? Look, he's running a
little bit late. Give him the bride a
505
00:26:47,100 --> 00:26:50,290
run for her money, eh? So let's just run
through the battle plan.
506
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,760
It's introduction, then reading.
507
00:26:53,900 --> 00:26:55,480
Rochelle doing the prophet.
508
00:26:55,481 --> 00:26:57,679
Can't do that one too many times, can
you?
509
00:26:57,680 --> 00:27:00,620
Then vows. And once we have a happy
couple, then rings.
510
00:27:03,850 --> 00:27:04,900
Holy fuck.
511
00:27:05,450 --> 00:27:06,500
Do I look okay?
512
00:27:06,590 --> 00:27:07,640
Freaking gorgeous.
513
00:27:09,030 --> 00:27:10,080
Oi!
514
00:27:10,430 --> 00:27:11,480
What's going on?
515
00:27:11,650 --> 00:27:13,090
Oh, just a little hatch.
516
00:27:13,430 --> 00:27:15,050
Small one, about so small.
517
00:27:15,250 --> 00:27:16,930
You lost the ring. Where's Munter?
518
00:27:17,230 --> 00:27:21,889
He's inside, just waiting, hanging,
looking smooth. How the fuck could you
519
00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:25,630
forget the ring? Look, I'm back. We're
back in ten. It's all under control.
520
00:27:27,110 --> 00:27:29,490
Parallel, parallel, parallel, parallel.
521
00:28:13,951 --> 00:28:20,779
Once it's not there, I know he isn't. Of
course he is. It's all gone wrong.
522
00:28:20,780 --> 00:28:23,039
Or he's changed his mind. Okay, so this
is bullshit.
523
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:24,360
It's not bullshit, Cheryl.
524
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:28,320
I can feel it. Okay, I'll go and see
then. Oh no, I can do it. Well, so can
525
00:28:47,980 --> 00:28:49,030
How are we going?
526
00:28:49,260 --> 00:28:52,380
Well, you know, I'm keen to get started,
once we have a quorum.
527
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:55,330
Hey, folks!
528
00:28:57,820 --> 00:28:58,900
Good to see you, Manza.
529
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:00,210
Hey, Mrs. Beth.
530
00:29:00,540 --> 00:29:01,590
Where's Ben?
531
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:03,000
He's getting the ring.
532
00:29:06,820 --> 00:29:07,870
It's him.
533
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:09,450
Hey, Ben.
534
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:11,100
I'm here at the church.
535
00:29:11,101 --> 00:29:12,459
Awesome, bro.
536
00:29:12,460 --> 00:29:16,700
And I've got the rings, but I can't get
them back to you right now.
537
00:29:17,180 --> 00:29:19,100
Ben, are you somewhere with some cows?
538
00:29:20,340 --> 00:29:21,390
What?
539
00:29:21,980 --> 00:29:23,030
No shit.
540
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:24,840
Okay, right.
541
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:26,540
You stay there, brother.
542
00:29:28,540 --> 00:29:29,590
Ben can't come.
543
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:31,440
What? Loretta's having her baby.
544
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:33,220
Where? With Ben at home.
545
00:29:33,221 --> 00:29:35,179
Bloody hell.
546
00:29:35,180 --> 00:29:36,139
What the fuck?
547
00:29:36,140 --> 00:29:38,859
Well, despite the shortfall in the ring
department, we can still go ahead.
548
00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:40,910
You want a ring? I've got a spare one
here.
549
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:42,960
I've got one. I don't need it.
550
00:29:43,660 --> 00:29:44,710
Choice you two.
551
00:29:44,711 --> 00:29:45,999
Need a lift?
552
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,050
Yeah, thanks.
553
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:48,760
Don't you fucking dare!
554
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:54,530
Guided?
555
00:29:54,900 --> 00:29:57,180
Any thoughts on a sub for best man?
556
00:30:27,150 --> 00:30:28,200
No, I mean Loretta.
557
00:30:29,250 --> 00:30:31,420
She's fine. She's in there with the
midwife.
558
00:30:31,730 --> 00:30:33,510
But I was onto it. Don't worry.
559
00:30:35,970 --> 00:30:38,630
Yeah, Loretta freaked out a bit, but I
was real calm.
560
00:30:40,090 --> 00:30:42,810
Is it there?
561
00:30:43,410 --> 00:30:46,610
This is the weirdest thing in the
history of weird. Is it there?
562
00:30:57,580 --> 00:30:59,040
It's hairy and it's not a poo.
563
00:31:05,151 --> 00:31:06,639
You've
564
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:14,099
got
565
00:31:14,100 --> 00:31:15,300
sticky stuff all over it.
566
00:31:17,380 --> 00:31:20,120
And this big piece of liver came flying.
567
00:31:21,180 --> 00:31:23,040
I called it pussy, dumbass.
568
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:26,970
You can call it what you want. I called
it a big fucking plate full of liver.
569
00:31:29,389 --> 00:31:30,709
Scrubs up pretty good, eh?
570
00:31:31,781 --> 00:31:33,269
Look
571
00:31:33,270 --> 00:31:46,649
at
572
00:31:46,650 --> 00:31:47,700
you.
573
00:31:48,670 --> 00:31:50,210
Look at you.
574
00:31:53,510 --> 00:31:56,310
I give you this ring as a sign of my
love.
575
00:31:56,890 --> 00:31:58,750
And because you totally rock my world.
576
00:32:02,550 --> 00:32:09,410
I give you this ring as a sign of my all
-time love.
577
00:32:10,390 --> 00:32:12,690
And because you totally rock my world.
578
00:32:16,890 --> 00:32:17,970
Well, there we have it.
579
00:32:18,130 --> 00:32:19,610
Another great joint venture.
580
00:32:20,890 --> 00:32:21,940
Kiss the bride.
581
00:32:38,230 --> 00:32:39,730
Haven't you been a busy girl?
582
00:32:42,470 --> 00:32:46,630
You may not want to be a girl, but
you've proved it.
583
00:32:57,250 --> 00:32:58,370
She needs it, Faye.
584
00:32:59,350 --> 00:33:00,400
Women's business.
585
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:10,170
Mum, sit up. Haven't I been enough of a
mammal?
586
00:33:10,171 --> 00:33:12,999
Oh, yeah. Well, the first bit's
important. Immunity and all that.
587
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,379
Another pillar behind you. Can't we use
formula?
588
00:33:15,380 --> 00:33:16,899
No, we don't have to do it forever.
589
00:33:16,900 --> 00:33:18,200
It's like riding a bike.
590
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:20,400
You never rode a fucking bike.
591
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:21,940
OK, come on, take it. What?
592
00:33:22,220 --> 00:33:23,270
Arms up.
593
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:25,010
So.
594
00:33:25,060 --> 00:33:26,280
Yeah. Turn him good.
595
00:33:28,620 --> 00:33:29,670
Mum.
596
00:33:30,420 --> 00:33:31,470
All right.
597
00:33:31,471 --> 00:33:32,839
Come on.
598
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:33,890
Big wide mouth.
599
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:36,550
Otherwise they'll rip your pips to
buggery.
600
00:33:36,780 --> 00:33:37,830
Come on, sweetheart.
601
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:45,660
Oh, my God, she's doing it. Yeah, she's
a natural.
602
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:47,410
So are you.
603
00:33:50,220 --> 00:33:52,080
I love you, baby.
604
00:34:10,940 --> 00:34:13,419
You've got a bloody nerve.
605
00:34:13,420 --> 00:34:14,470
I got an invite.
606
00:34:14,980 --> 00:34:16,300
Oh, and I had a visit.
607
00:34:16,940 --> 00:34:19,560
Grandpa Jethro and your ex -boyfriend.
608
00:34:19,940 --> 00:34:22,830
Bit of an odd combo, that. Yeah, and why
would they do that?
609
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:26,030
Seems they have a problem with the
company you've been keeping.
610
00:34:26,219 --> 00:34:28,509
What about the secrets you've been
keeping?
611
00:34:28,639 --> 00:34:31,699
I told you about that, did he? Yeah,
about bloody time.
612
00:34:33,060 --> 00:34:35,800
Before you bugger off, we should talk
about a divorce.
613
00:34:36,179 --> 00:34:38,179
Who said anything about buggering off?
614
00:34:39,020 --> 00:34:40,639
Mr West, looking sharp.
615
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:45,760
You had that coming. Can I get you a
sausage, too?
616
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,470
You think you know about me? I know more
about you.
617
00:34:48,820 --> 00:34:50,680
I've got the dirt on you, Slippery Jim.
618
00:34:51,199 --> 00:34:52,620
Leon Shuka ring any bells?
619
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:55,480
Or that driveway you put in in Kumeyaay?
Remember?
620
00:34:55,860 --> 00:34:58,450
What's going on, old man? I don't talk
to you no more.
621
00:34:58,900 --> 00:35:02,460
Take a hike while you can, or you'll be
away a very long time.
622
00:35:02,860 --> 00:35:06,320
Get your hands off me. What the fuck are
you going on about?
623
00:35:15,370 --> 00:35:18,560
That old guy is really something, isn't
he? What's that to you?
624
00:35:18,670 --> 00:35:20,530
Oh, sorry, I should introduce myself.
625
00:35:20,550 --> 00:35:21,600
I'm Cherie.
626
00:35:21,601 --> 00:35:25,309
It's just so great to meet you, finally.
I've heard so much about everyone.
627
00:35:25,310 --> 00:35:26,360
Well, guess what?
628
00:35:26,610 --> 00:35:28,210
We've heard fuck all about you.
629
00:35:30,570 --> 00:35:31,620
Wow.
630
00:35:31,850 --> 00:35:32,900
That.
631
00:35:38,490 --> 00:35:42,290
You weren't doing anything. Someone had
to. What have you got? A lead on a site.
632
00:35:42,410 --> 00:35:44,700
The last place they worked, Savage and
Shuka.
633
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:48,659
About the same time Shuka disappeared
off the face of the earth. A bit more
634
00:35:48,660 --> 00:35:51,159
digging will strike gold. You might
strike nothing.
635
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:52,210
How would you know?
636
00:35:52,211 --> 00:35:53,459
I don't.
637
00:35:53,460 --> 00:35:54,760
I'll mail that bastard.
638
00:35:56,640 --> 00:36:00,070
Listen, Dad, there's something you need
to know about that bastard.
639
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:01,170
Sit down, would you?
640
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:02,250
Is it a long one?
641
00:36:12,590 --> 00:36:16,380
This goes back to when you were inside
the Smith & Coie Cocker. What about it?
642
00:36:16,390 --> 00:36:18,560
You remember Mum took me away around
then?
643
00:36:18,650 --> 00:36:21,370
To stay with Pat up at Open Only.
644
00:36:21,371 --> 00:36:23,889
She hadn't been well, women's problems.
645
00:36:23,890 --> 00:36:24,940
Pat was fine.
646
00:36:25,590 --> 00:36:27,640
It was Mum that had the women's
problems.
647
00:36:28,830 --> 00:36:29,880
She was pregnant.
648
00:36:31,270 --> 00:36:35,049
She knew she couldn't get away with it.
She couldn't pass it off as yours
649
00:36:35,050 --> 00:36:37,030
because you'd been away down in Reefton.
650
00:36:37,530 --> 00:36:38,580
No, no way.
651
00:36:38,710 --> 00:36:40,350
Dad, it's true. I know it.
652
00:36:41,710 --> 00:36:42,770
Mum had a kid.
653
00:36:43,390 --> 00:36:44,730
A bastard kid.
654
00:36:46,230 --> 00:36:48,190
Dad, the kid was Gary.
655
00:36:52,610 --> 00:36:53,660
Say cheese.
656
00:36:53,990 --> 00:36:55,170
That is totally enough.
657
00:36:55,171 --> 00:36:56,609
Let's go.
658
00:36:56,610 --> 00:36:57,660
We've got cheese.
659
00:36:58,490 --> 00:37:00,450
Oh my God. Oh, that's better. Big smile.
660
00:37:04,070 --> 00:37:05,610
Okay, father, put them up.
661
00:37:06,490 --> 00:37:07,540
Yeah.
662
00:37:07,850 --> 00:37:11,430
I'm going to do the speech now because
I'm the best man.
663
00:37:13,850 --> 00:37:15,090
You know that.
664
00:37:17,810 --> 00:37:24,210
Yeah, so being the best man is a big
responsibility.
665
00:37:25,310 --> 00:37:31,970
And there's things that you've got to
say, like the bridesmaids are spunky.
666
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:37,600
even though one of them is my mum.
667
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:39,820
But she's pretty spunky too, eh?
668
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:47,159
Rochelle, she's also in pretty good nick
for her age, and she's really
669
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:48,210
available. Hey!
670
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,040
You told me to say that.
671
00:37:52,500 --> 00:37:55,420
Today has been awesome, eh?
672
00:37:56,040 --> 00:38:01,339
And even though I missed the actual
thing, I reckon Muntz will let me off
673
00:38:01,340 --> 00:38:02,500
hook, eh? Fuck you, bro.
674
00:38:02,780 --> 00:38:03,980
Yeah, it's you, brother.
675
00:38:06,380 --> 00:38:13,380
Because the thing is, love is bigger
than fancy dresses and booze.
676
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:15,220
It's like a miracle.
677
00:38:15,860 --> 00:38:22,679
And if you've got that miracle, like KCM
months, then you've got to hold on to
678
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:23,439
it, eh?
679
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:24,490
Like anything.
680
00:38:25,980 --> 00:38:32,620
And the other thing is that I got to
live that miracle today. So I say,
681
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:34,980
big up to all you chicks out there, eh?
682
00:38:35,790 --> 00:38:42,150
Having a baby is really natural and all
that, but it's got to fucking hurt, eh?
683
00:38:43,470 --> 00:38:46,390
Because, you know, it's too small and
big.
684
00:38:48,730 --> 00:38:50,960
Yeah, so welcome to the family, little
girl.
685
00:38:51,190 --> 00:38:52,240
Yeah.
686
00:38:53,650 --> 00:38:55,230
Yeah. Yeah.
687
00:38:58,610 --> 00:39:03,590
I'm just fucking glad to be here, eh,
for all this.
688
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:10,580
for my best mate and his best girl,
who's got to know by now, Casey.
689
00:39:10,900 --> 00:39:14,480
There is no Bahama triangle, all right?
690
00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:21,340
Yeah. So, um, all right. All you fellas,
uh, charge your glasses.
691
00:39:22,260 --> 00:39:23,840
And, um... Dan.
692
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:26,240
I'm doing the toasting, I'm not.
693
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:28,810
Oh.
694
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:34,400
Yeah, um... Yeah, all this, uh, wouldn't
have been possible...
695
00:39:34,401 --> 00:39:37,739
Without the help from a couple of people
who I've totally got to mention,
696
00:39:37,740 --> 00:39:38,779
especially Aaron Spiller.
697
00:39:38,780 --> 00:39:40,280
Yeah, put your hands together.
698
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:43,240
Yep. So, um...
699
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:10,890
Uncle Gary.
700
00:40:16,700 --> 00:40:17,750
America, huh?
701
00:40:18,060 --> 00:40:22,140
Ah, they're going to make a series out
of my videos and it's all totally true.
702
00:40:23,660 --> 00:40:25,340
Well, it didn't happen overnight.
703
00:40:25,500 --> 00:40:26,560
But it did happen.
704
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:28,530
Oh, Daddy!
705
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:33,880
So I hear you're available.
706
00:40:34,340 --> 00:40:37,170
I also have a toddler, two dogs, and I
live with my mother.
707
00:41:15,980 --> 00:41:17,030
Technical issue.
708
00:41:17,180 --> 00:41:18,230
Yeah?
709
00:41:18,460 --> 00:41:21,350
Yeah, well, there's a few too many
pricks at this wedding.
710
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:22,450
Yeah.
711
00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:25,290
How's Loretta?
712
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:30,580
She's, um... She's good enough.
713
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:35,080
Congratulations, by the way.
714
00:41:35,720 --> 00:41:36,770
On being a granny.
715
00:41:39,540 --> 00:41:40,680
A way hot granny.
716
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:10,839
Deep in the turning canopy of snow
717
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:17,359
Clothes spinning round Under the
718
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:24,179
folding branches Now is
719
00:42:24,180 --> 00:42:30,459
not too late Heaven can wait another
year or so
720
00:42:30,460 --> 00:42:35,100
But I loved you once
721
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:53,850
Well,
722
00:42:57,880 --> 00:42:58,930
hello.
723
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:01,450
Hey.
724
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:03,440
I'm glad it worked out.
725
00:43:05,620 --> 00:43:08,450
Good that someone was looking after
things around here.
726
00:43:09,260 --> 00:43:10,310
What, are they?
727
00:43:10,820 --> 00:43:11,870
You did good.
728
00:43:14,670 --> 00:43:15,830
We all did good.
729
00:43:18,250 --> 00:43:19,300
Family.
730
00:43:20,250 --> 00:43:21,330
Back in business.
731
00:43:25,110 --> 00:43:26,160
Aren't we?
732
00:43:30,050 --> 00:43:31,370
Whatever you say, brother.
733
00:43:38,730 --> 00:43:40,050
Blood's always thicker.
734
00:44:25,770 --> 00:44:29,670
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