All language subtitles for Outrageous Fortune s03e21 The Corrupted Currents Of This World

Why do you want him to pick a call?

I think that would be pleasing to
everyone.

Don't you?

Who are you working for?

He's innocent.

Not to me.

Not Gary Savage.

I'd like to plead guilty.

You know Wolf?

We're Wolf.

We go way back.

He'd be pleased with you today, Jethro.

What would you know, Mr. Grinch? I know
a lot about you, Ted. A lot more than

you think.

I don't need a baby's room. I don't need
any of this stuff. It's my baby, and

I'm taking care of it my own way.

I'm adopting it out.

You know this is a lawyer's office,
right?

Not the best place in the world to skin
up.

Yeah, well, I'm just trying to make
sense of the world.

They're getting wasted.

Well, it's the only way I can make sense
of it.

You know, Mum's having this war with
Loretta about the adoption thing.

It's a completely silent war.

Just quiet. I don't see the downside.

Freaky is the downside, and Mum, she's
not saying anything.

Not even about Pascal's new job.

If you insist on showing your tits, does
it have to be with bad punctuation?

What the fuck?

Nungas, as in two tits, doesn't need an
apostrophe.

Unless the bar is owned by a Mr Nunga,
but I highly doubt that's the case.

Pascal flopping them out for a living,
so it gets worse.

It's my round to work.

Hey, Wes.

Aaron Spiller.

So what's Mum doing about that?

Nothing. That's what I've been trying to
tell you, Mum.

I'm not sure Aaron Spiller's the right
kind of... That doesn't add up. Adults

make their own choices around here.

It's like, ever since Wayne left, the
only person she's talking to or

to is him.

Him? Well, you know, your mate.

Cheryl, this rush.

You've had done yourself.

Why didn't you tell me he was hanging
around? I just did.

Jesus, you can be sick sometimes, D3.

You and my brain.

You and my heart.

Hi, Mum.

This was a big panic.

It was no panic.

No, we just wanted to talk to you about
Gary.

Yeah, and some other stuff.

Mm -hmm.

Well, Gary's being amazingly supportive
right now. He's a good bloke. I thought

you already had one of those.

You could fix all that. You could just
get off your high horse.

Well, haven't you the which side?

Well, I could say the same for you.
Listen, I am not fucking Gary.

Thank you for that.

But it's not just Gary.

There's a girl in Loretta. Look, I'm
doing my best right now. I'm being

by you two clowns. It's not helping.

If you're so worried about this family,
why don't you two do something for a

change? You sort it. It's the hell out
of my life.

Doesn't go how I thought.

Fine. That's the way she wants to play
it.

What?

You stay out of it?

No, we sort it.

You take Pascal and Loretta?

I'll deal with Gary.

Okay. Hey, hang on. How come I get two
things, you get one?

What are you doing here? I told you
there's no work today.

Must have slipped me mind.

It'd be a damn sight easier if you were
still hanging around the house.

Give it up, kid. Quit it.

You were there. You saw.

How come I always have to pay? You know
the bill.

Think of it.

And I love Ico. I like Godot. I love
Ico.

Shit.

Ladies.

Um, somewhere around here.

You big pussy, set her down. Give her a
slap if you have to. Head.

Why are you letting him get away with
it? I'll give you a bloody slap in a

minute. He's rotten and you know it. I
can't bloody prove it, can I?

You big dickhead.

You could have just asked.

What have you got there?

Told you.

Nothing. Well, I'm here now.

Thank Christ for that.

Criminal conviction, nothing.

If there's any youth stuff that's been
wiped, there's nothing on the bankruptcy

list. Who are you, the property
developer?

Nothing, nothing, nothing.

Well, he didn't just pop up like a magic
mushroom.

First registered business, beverage and
sugar limited, birth movers.

Who's this sugar bloke?

Where do we find him?

I don't know, Ted.

I haven't got that far.

Well, we'd better bloody well get on
with it, hadn't we?

Pascal? Fuck off.

I'm worried about you.

Actually, I'm worried about everyone,
but I'm starting with you, because you,

you're next. Fuck off. I'm going to go
to work. Start with her.

No, Aaron Spiller. He's a turd. You
should stay away from him. Tell me

I don't know.

He's dangerous, Pascal.

I could snap his spine just by looking
at him. Look, he's a sleazy little

of shit, right? Stay away from him. At
least he pays me attention. He talks to

me, even if it isn't my tip. Sweetie,
that's just because he wants to root

Yeah, so?

You go, boy. Really told her.

I haven't even started with you. You and
Mum need to sit down and have a little

chat about this baby. Then you say the
fuck out of it.

Well, I'm not finished with you.

Hey, bro.

Hey, um, someone needs a drain on block.
Can you do it?

Oh, no, man.

I've got some stuff to sort out, eh?
Real important stuff. Me too.

Is it important to saving your family?
Bro, what about saving your wedding?

Okay, that's also important.

It's bad, man, real bad.

In case you find out about that chick
you rooted. No, it's all the stuff she's

got planned.

You know, ice sculptures, flower
sculptures and dessert sculptures.

Everything's going to be sculptured. You
can't afford it. No, we can afford it.

She's getting a huge bonus from her team
mama.

So, what's the bad stuff? I just hate
everything about this wedding.

Except her, of course, sir.

And maybe the dessert sculpture?

Yeah, that did sound pretty cool.

Just not my wedding, eh?

Well, maybe you should tell her that,
bro.

Oh, I can't tell her that.

Yeah.

No, I've got three things to solve.

Yes.

Yes. Okay.

Thanks.

Flora Day?

Yep, yep, yep.

I said you'd take everything just to
shut her up. Well, you'll be needing

then.

Bonus time?

Bonus time.

What's this?

What's what? This.

I thought we were getting a fucking
bonus.

Well, it's money you didn't have and now
you've got it, so yeah, it's a bonus.

Where's the rest?

What rest?

All those invisible parties we never
did. All that hard work.

God, the way Gary was talking, I thought
we were getting heaps more than this.

There'll be more, Case. This has got to
take time to filter through, you know.

Yeah, but this isn't enough.

Jesus, Case, how much money do you need
for a wedding? More than this!

Ladies. What do you want, Van?

It's okay, this will only take a minute.

Casey, remind me to have a chat with you
before I leave about your big flash

wedding. The what flash wedding?

There isn't going to be a fucking flash
wedding.

Case, calm down.

What do you want?

Loretta, you know she's your daughter,
right?

Yes. Yeah, and mums care about their
kids, right? Well, shouldn't you be

to her about that and not me?

Eh? She's the one who's giving a kid
away.

Okay, but we still need to talk about
Pascal.

Fuck off, Van.

Girl, I'm sensing some resistance
between us, which is a problem for me.

much as you are for me.

But I've already told my lads we're
going round.

Going round? Where are you from? And I
haven't, like, gone round with anyone

since primary school.

What if I paid you?

Do I look like a hooker?

Well, I'm not, and even if I was, I
wouldn't hook with you.

Okay, what if I paid you just to go
around with me? 300 bucks.

How does that work?

Be beside me with my lad.

How many times?

Two.

I'm not telling them that I brooded you.

How about if everybody thinks you have
and you don't deny it? 400.

Deal.

And I would have gone to five. Five
then.

Oh, okay. You can cash up front.

Maybe. Hey, I know you are a woman of
your word, so... Yeah, I am, and the

is, if you even lay a finger on me, I'm
going to stick that finger so far up

your nose it's going to, like, you know,
get stuck in your brain.

What the hell's this?

He's giving me money, Van. What does it
look like?

Okay, love's day got to play, and you
and I, baby doll, we'll be making sweet

music later on.

Oh!

Bye.

Pascal, I know your life's shit, but
Aaron Spiller?

Yes, fan, my life is shit. What's it to
you?

What's it to me? It means heaps to me,
because you're my sister, and then I...

And I... Because... You're my

sister, you know, and that... I
really... Yeah.

That means... That means a lot to me,
that I can...

Oh, piss off, man.

I'll get a flight back this afternoon.

Wouldn't it be easy just to phone this
guy?

He's not that available.

He's on time.

Oh. Is it an appeal?

No, it's just family stuff.

Corky used to be our lawyer.

Franklin Cork?

Yeah. You know him?

Only through Gary.

Has this got anything to do with Gary?

It's just some show, but it's all right.

it involves Gary leaving shit alone as
the better option and you still work for

him. Yeah, yeah.

Everyone's afraid of the big bad Gary.

How do you know Corky?

He used to come around the house looking
for money and go off into this little

huddle.

I guess he was one of Gary's lawyer
monkey boys.

Right. Well, Gary isn't Corky's
favourite person.

I want to know why.

What's this to do with your family?

There are connections.

Your mum.

She doesn't seem to get what a prick he
is.

Gary doesn't like people digging around
in his past.

A little more reason to dig.

How's it going?

Mostly bad. But there is one bit of
good, which is good.

Just get a beer, thanks.

What's the bad?

Don't you want to hear the good? Let's
start with the bad that we end on a

smile.

All right. Well, the bad is that Mum is
totally refusing

to talk to me about Rita and Pascal.

I'm pretty sure she's now charging for
it.

You mean like sex?

Yep. She's on the game.

Wow. Not entirely unexpected, but still
well.

Oh, the good.

You don't have to worry about your flash
wedding.

Because there's not going to be one.
Because apparently there's not enough

to pay for it.

In case he'll be gutted.

He doesn't seem too happy. Oh, shoot me.
Why don't you tell me that first?

Because you said to save the good.

You

what?

I'm just checking on the happiness
levels.

Not that high right now.

Well, it's bonus, though. Yeah, well,
not bonus enough for some people.

You know, Casey buggered off in tears.

Oh, jeez. It's early days, Cheryl. How
much was he expecting?

Don't worry. I'll deal with it.

Has that girl of yours come to her
senses yet? Which one?

Loretta.

No.

Van's on the case.

OK. But if she won't listen to you,
then... Look, I don't know anything

You know, Loretta's not a normal person.

No, no, it's maybe Van is the one who
can make her come to her senses.

Miracles have happened.

Yeah, maybe.

Hey, um, thanks for taking an interest.

Well, it's more than an interest.

Yeah? Yeah.

Catch you later.

Told you he's a dirty bastard.

It doesn't prove anything. Seems he's a
murderer.

Jesus, Ted, it's good that you're a
criminal because you would have made the

most piss -useless cop.

There'd be a lot of competition for that
title. All that suggests is Leon

Stricker was a useless bastard with some
dodgy, druggy mace. Like Gary Bloody

Savage. Who probably did a runner
because he ran out of money. Or got

There's nothing pinning that to Gary
Bloody Savage.

Just because the cops couldn't find the
evidence doesn't mean a thing. Yes, it

does.

Be bloody handy having your own earth
-moving equipment when it came to hiding

evidence. Ted.

We should find out what jobs they were
doing. I bet that shuka bugger's under

some sub -division in Albany. Where are
we going to prove that? Dig up Albany?

Just because the bloody cots can't find
their own answers from their elbows

doesn't mean we can't.

All right.

All right.

Find out if his father's still alive.

Start there.

Good boy.

Cookie. Hey.

Come all the way down here just to visit
me.

Yep. Did you drive?

Ah, no, I took a plane. Oh, you must
have driven from the airport.

Yeah, no, I rented a car. Ah, it's a
beautiful drive, so they tell me.

I wouldn't know I drove down here in the
back of a prison van.

But the Hawke's Bay is beautiful,
apparently.

It is. You know, if we were to have a
competition to see who could find drugs

the quickest, right, really steady go,
I'd win.

Look, um, Corky, I've got a plane to
catch, mate, and, um, I need to talk to

about Gary Savage.

Did he send you?

No. But why are you scared of him?

I'm not scared of him. He's a top bloke.

Okay.

So, you were his lawyer?

Never his lawyer.

He was too smart for that.

So how do you know? Well, he wants to
know.

Gary? Why would he want to know when he
already knows?

Clever. Yeah.

So what?

You were in business?

We were more associates until he didn't
want to associate with me anymore.

And what was that? Drugs.

Everything in my life comes back to
drugs. Gary doesn't like drugs. Not now,

then.

Word of advice.

Don't do drugs.

Sure, you're a massive amount of fun at
the time, but time doesn't go on

forever, does it? About Gary. He's
checking up on me, isn't he? Well, you

tell him I've kept my end of the deal.

What deal?

Exactly. You see, I'm on to it. I'm all
over it. You can tell him that.

Corky, did you ever take money from
Wolf?

No, never.

Are you working for Wolf? No.

But someone did tell me that you stole
from him. Well, who told you that?

Gary. Jesus Christ, why would he tell
you that?

Does he want Wolf onto me or something?
Why would he want that? Look, I kept my

end of the deal. What deal? You tell
Gary I kept my end of the deal.

What deal, Corky?

I'm not telling.

Corky, why are you scared of Gary?

Why don't you ask your father?

I'm only going to say one thing. Was
that it?

What? Was that the one thing you were
going to say? Well, I haven't said

anything yet. Yes, you have.

Stop trying to confuse me. Stop trying
to annoy me.

We had a deal.

You said you'd keep the baby if I didn't
top myself. No.

I said I'd have the baby if you didn't
top yourself. No one mentioned keeping

it. No, that's not fair.

Van, I'm worried about Pascal. I think
you should worry about Pascal.

I will help Pascal, and I will help
everyone else on my list. Oh, look,

Gary. Yeah, well, Gary is not my
problem. Pleased to hear it, but I need

to your sister.

In a minute. Being polite as I can, Van,
I need you to fuck off about now.

Yes, Van, fuck off.

About that baby of yours.

Why is my baby any business of yours?

You're not giving it away.

No, I'm not giving it. I'm adopting it.
No, you're not.

I think I am, and being as polite as I
can, mate, it's none of your fucking

business. No, it's very much my
business.

Sopranos is in the TV section. That's
what you're aiming for.

As a guarantor of your loan, I might
tell a bank that they should foreclose

their business interests.

If this is about business, then business
runs better if I don't have a kid.

I believe in family, Loretta. Oh, OK.

If we're doing The Godfather, we're over
on Classic.

Don't fuck with me.

I don't need you to guarantee my loan,
so whatever big stick you think you're

waving, it doesn't scare me.

Suddenly rolling in it, are we? All I'm
saying is whatever you're pushing, I'm

not buying. So you can join Van and fuck
off.

Let me go back.

I have dreamt of the wedding of my
dreams ever since I was a kid.

Yeah, I know.

But honey, as long as it's you and me
saying I do, I'd be happy to get married

anyway.

Backyard of the West House, hell, that'd
do me.

It's like my home anyway.

Yeah, you're right with me.

My Turangawaewae would be cheap too. Oh,
that's beautiful, baby.

That's a real lovely thought.

But even if I did give up on my dream,
we still need money for food and booze

and flowers.

What about our honeymoon in Raurau?

Sweet birds.

Enough.

Yeah, you heard her. She said it's a
lovely thought. No, man. She still wants

the wedding of her dreams.

Any great ideas how that's going to
happen?

Yep.

Oh,

I love weddings.

That's good, Lloyd.

I'm a celebrant, actually.

Well, what you do in your spare time is
your own business.

What about Munter's line?

Right, yes, of course.

Mr. Munter isn't actually here.

Oh, but I'm here.

And he doesn't actually bank with us.

Well, once you give him a loan, he will.

Right.

In the section marked income, he's left
that blank.

That's quite an important section when
it comes to loans.

Right.

We're the tall guys, huh?

being a tall guy is what side of the
table you get paid on.

I'm sorry?

Well, you know, there's over the table,
and then there's...

You know?

But, if you guys promise not to talk to
the tax guys, then you could probably

run a little more.

Look, um...

I'm going to have to be honest with your
friend, Mr.

Munter. If I approve this loan, I will
be fired and probably never work on the

front lines of mobile banking again.

But if you needed a celebrant... You
know the TV show where they look into

old cases? We're like this special
squad.

We're private investigators, as long as
you're not bloody cops.

Not thieves, not us, no way.

Are we looking into something that could
be connected to the disappearance of

your son? Stop calling it a
disappearance. It was murder. Exactly

thinking. My boy might not have been a
saint, but it's no excuse for them not

doing their job.

Why didn't they do their job? Because
that's just useless.

Just another drug dealer, as far as they
were concerned.

Was he dealing drugs?

That's what they said.

He was in business, wasn't he?

Earth moving.

A digger and a bulldozer.

This was him and Gary?

What's he got to do with it?

Sounds like your boy was hanging with a
bad crowd.

You could say that.

But not Gary.

Gary was a bloody saint.

Still drops in and says hello.

Slinks me a few dollars here and there.
Done real well for himself, this Gary.

Not like that other weasel.

Which weasel is this?

Frankie. Didn't see him for dust.

Does this Frankie have another name?

Cork. Franklin Cork.

Bloody poncy name for someone with shit
for brains.

What are you doing?

We tried phoning, but your message took
you out of the office all day. Yeah, I

was on a plane. What do you want?
Where's Corky?

Why? Is he still down the line? Why?

Well, he's an old friend of your mate.

And his missing former business partner.
And we'd like to know what he knows.

Which mate?

Big streak of shit -making like he's man
of the house.

Well, I don't see any other man there.

And he's not my mate.

Corky won't tell you fuck all. I have no
ways.

Corky is off the planet.

And he's terrified of Gary.

How do you know?

Where do you think I've been, Sherlock?

Where do you go down there?

Why don't you guys start by telling me
what led you to Corky?

After you.

After you.

Jesus, Ted.

Not in my office.

Get him out, boys. The one with the
biggest donger gets to go first.

Yeah, well, it certainly won't be you. I
don't care.

Someone start talking. Wolf.

There's some connection to Wolf.

So, I'll have another wedding idea real
soon, I promise.

But I've got to do this, all right? And
you've got to make sure that nothing

here distracts me.

What's going to distract you?

Well... Oh, right.

Yep, they're everywhere, man, and it's
too hard to concentrate with all that

going on. Bro, I've got your back and
your front.

Peter! No, not until you've listened to
me.

Okay.

Okay, well, Pascal, um, you're
beautiful.

Yeah, so?

Well, you're a beautiful woman.

But I mean that in a brother way, not in
a hitting on you kind of way.

Look, you're too beautiful to... And
special.

And special to waste yourself on a wank
sock like Aaron Spiller.

You think I don't know that?

Then why are you doing it?

Because, Van, sometimes you just get so
low, you think, why not? And when

somebody, anybody wants you, even an
Aaron, it's like a... Brave.

Idiot.

Caught in the trap.

Pascal. Leave me alone, Van. I am
begging you not to do that. Babe, your

awaits. No, it doesn't.

Yes, it does, Van, because I think my
truck is parked outside because I just

parked it there. Well, she's not going
with you.

We have a deal.

Well, you don't have a deal with me.

Who? I don't want to deal with you. Van.

Get out of my face before I kick you in
the nuts so hard they fly at your ass.

You don't have to do this.

That's what I deserve.

But I'm not going anywhere dressed like
this.

Babe, you look awesome.

Take me home so I can get changed first.

Okay, sweet. And then we start with the
sport of kings.

What's that? Henna?

Hemp and bowling.

I know you did good. Oh, shit.

I'll catch you later, eh?

So,

is it

true? Is what true?

What they say about pregnant chicks.

That if some dickwad says the wrong
thing, they get violent?

Nah, that when they're ready to drop,
they get super horny.

that giving a shit isn't my strong suit,
right?

So you know that I'm not bullshitting
when I say do not leave the house with

Dick Wood. I made a deal with him. So?

So I'm not you. I can't just lie my way
out of things when it suits me.

Pascal, he's a fuck knuckle. Your life
cannot suck that much. It does.

What about looking after old people?

I don't do that anymore.

When you did, you were halfway bearable.

Then why were you so mean about it?

Pascal. There are shitloads of old
people in the world. More and more every

I'm just saying that to make me feel
better.

No, I'm saying it to stop an
abomination.

At least he notices me. At least he
wants me.

Why do you even care that Aaron Spiller
wants you?

Pascal, you used to crush guys like
Aaron Spiller. That was then, this is

Stop being pathetic. I had people who
loved me, who needed me.

And now I've got nothing.

Now I've got Aaron Spiller.

I'm his son. I'm a lawyer. Take your
pick. I just want a last known address

Wolfgang West.

Well, for what exact... You look cool
today.

Corky.

You sent him here. You fucking sent him
here and I didn't do anything.

Nothing.

What the hell are you playing at? What
are you playing at? Are we having a

problem? Yeah. We're having a problem
the way you're playing my mother? Who

I'm playing her? Oh, come on, Gary.

Stop the bullshit. We know each other.
You're fucking with her the same way you

fucked with me.

Is this how you show respect to a valued
client?

You're not my client anymore. As of
when? As of now.

Jethro, I'm not the bad guy here.

So you keep saying.

I like your mother.

A lot.

Trust me, Jethro, we're not so far apart
here.

It's a pleasure doing business with you.

If Wolf knew Gary Bloody Savage, then
I'd know him. I think Wolf knew him,

Grandpa. He's my fucking kid.

I would have known.

And that bastard Savage said he knew me.

Bullshit. Maybe Wolf told him something.

He wouldn't go blabbing. West don't
blab.

And if Wolf knew Savage... I think
there's a fairly clear connection here

Wolf. You just want to nail him because
he framed you.

I ain't that petty.

You do want to pop him, though. Up
yours.

Look, this goes back to Wolf, don't it,
all right?

So now we find out.

I can do it. I just need a few days.
Which Wolf is this we're talking about?

many Wolfs are there, Filoni?

Probably not many.

But from all I know, it could be a
common whalangi name, like Johnny.

Do you know where Wolf is?

We talked briefly, about business,
before we shot down country.

When? Now that depends on who's asking.

I'm asking.

Nah, no idea.

Okay, then I'm asking.

He's not so happy with you, so still no
idea.

Why is he not happy with me?

Something about always taking your
mother's side on everything.

Where the fuck is he, Falani?

He said nothing about not telling you,
so, uh...

Christ. Mokatani, what the fuck's he
doing down there?

Go on, say it.

I'm a loser.

Go on, you know you want it. Well, of
course I want her, but you're making it

too easy.

I have three things to do.

How many will I get done?

None.

Loser. Oh, it should be loser, loser,
loser then.

Three times loser.

You know, if I could have done just one
thing, you know which one I would have

chosen? Monday's wedding?

Yeah.

That would have been my last guess.

Real cool to have a baby in the house.

Not for me.

Especially if it was a girl baby.

Because then it would be like one girl
checked out and another little cutie

checked in. Van, please don't play the
Aurora card on me.

Well, no, but it would, eh? It would be
like balance.

You know, yin and yang.

Oh, they're so cool, men.

But you're not going to do that, eh?

It's a baby.

Fuck!

What did he do to you? Well, didn't he
do more like?

Kill her and spill her. Eh?

Where is he?

Where is he? I'm going to fucking kill
him. Yeah, like I let him touch me.

Gross. Why do you look like shit then?

Because I just had the worst time in my
life, okay?

But you said you were going bowling with
him. The most pointless thing in the

whole world was hushed shoes.

Okay, so every time I got up to bowl,
Aaron and his lads made this really

joke about my booty.

And yeah, I know I have a great ass, but
every time, thank God we got kicked

out. Why did you get kicked out?

Because one booty cracked too many and I
kind of bowled the ball at them, but I

missed and hit the vending machine.

Still not explaining why you look like
shit, though.

Well, then Aaron goes, Yo, babe, gotta
show off my girl.

Oh. Yeah.

So guess who takes me for a drink?

This is my new local baby.

I'm gonna be here all the time.

Don't call me baby.

Still not remotely clear why you look
like shit, though. So we had our drinks

and then... You know what, baby?

Out of all the chicks that work here,
you had the way best bazookas. No

And then he went too far.

For an extra hundred.

Can I touch them?

Okay. That is it. The deal is off. You
can keep your fucking money. My life may

be shit, but it's not that shit.

And now I don't have a job anymore.

What? Because you wouldn't let Aaron's
bill touch your tit?

No, because I...

Kind of threw my drink at him, but I
missed and took out the beer fridge.

Not a good night for throwing men.

So you're not on the game?

What?

You're not a hooker?

No,

no, no, no, no! This is awesome!

One. I did one thing. So why do you look
like shit?

Because I had to walk home in my
stilettos and I fell down a back.

Didn't even give you a lift home. What a
wanker.

But actually, that bit was quite funny.

Because after we got checked out of
Nunga's, we went out into the car park

then... Where is she? What have you done
with her?

I haven't done anything with her. Oh,
not her.

Muffy. Who's Muffy? My truck. You stole
her, didn't you? I don't need your

truck. I don't want your fucking truck.

Get out of here and don't come near my
sister again, right? I want my truck

back. Get out of here.

What?

That's good, Van.

I only pay more to go.

You think I can't add up?

You get it.

You can make it move if you want.

Don't push it.

Hello. Well, the rums weren't working,
so I switched to tequila and orange.

Oh, God, I feel terrible.

Don't you start.

Well, I could have put off Lucky's
bladder surgery, and then she could have

that money.

I'm okay, really. You know what?

We did great weddings on our back lawn.

Yeah, and Aurora's wake was great.

It'll be symbolic. It's like we're you
guys hooked up. And she... Is that two?

Hey, ladies.

Hey, baby.

How's it going?

We're cheering her up.

I can see.

It's going to be all good, babe.

Good. I know.

Oh, that's it.

Thank you.

Goodbye.

If you fellas carry on with the
cheering, I'll be back.

My talled -up friend.

Can I have your word? Yeah.

Mum,

what have you done?

I liquidated an acid.

I didn't know you had any acid.

I don't know.

There's not much call for stolen tow
trucks.

Doesn't your brother own a tow company
down in Porirua? Who told you that? Oh,

you did.

And it's my wedding, man.

It's all ours, babe.

Maybe it's not enough for everything,
like the falcon crest, but we still get

the honeymoon in Raro, and we get to
keep the dessert sculpture.

Not interested, Van.

I just want to say one thing.

I know how much investment people are
putting into this baby. I get it.

But can you please just back off with
the pressure?

So it's not a done deal then?

I just need to find my own way through
this.

Okay. Fair enough.

You want breakfast?

Please.

Two? Yeah, Van. Two.

Hey.

What's up, dog?

Hey, Munter. How's Gacy?

She healed her rings. She's better
today.

Great. Hey, Mrs. West.

That offer to host our wedding on your
back lawn, is that still good?

It's cool, eh, Mum?

Yeah, absolutely.

Then we'd be honoured to accept.

Let's get fucked up. Yeah.

Maybe I could do my best man speech from
the roof.

Then I could, like, jump off.

You know, stage dive into the crowd.

This is your family we're talking about.

You think they'd catch you?

Yeah, man. I saved everything.

Yep.

He did that.

Three for three.

Yeah.

Three for three.

Leave me alone.

Do you know that you have 15 new
friends?

Piss off.

Piss gal. I know you think that your
life is shit at the moment.

No, I know my life is shit. But if you
think that's tragic, check out this

Every day I get up out of bed and I
think how lucky I am to be able to get

and that I have a bed.

So I'm not cheering at anyone right now.

That's me.

It's virtually you. And you've only been
online for two hours.

And already you've got 15 new friends.

True, they are virtual friends, so
therefore kind of lame. But they seem to

virtual Pascal.

Check out all the comments.

I love nature. I love the trees. I love
the bushes.

I love the grassy things.

Wow, they really like me.

And nature is in everybody.

And like trees, they remind me of old
people because they bend in the wind and

they creak a bit sometimes.

Whoa. This Kirby guy really, really
likes me. Oh, yeah, that one is a bit

disturbing. No, it's good.

Please don't tell me you're having
second thoughts.

In a manner of speaking, the delivery
suite's all booked. Everything's in

Except me.

Slight change of plan.

You can't back out now.

Who said anything about backing out?

But I need half my money up front today.

No way.

I have a financial matter that I need to
resolve.

And I need to remove myself from my
family till after the boom.

If you can't do that, then it is no way.

Your advice for your mother to be You'll
never find a

word, darling, believe me

Not going on like that. We're keeping it
nice and quiet here.

Thinking outside the triangle. It's
square.

It's a triangle from Bahama.

Bermuda. Bahama.

Bermuda. Where is your crew?

Well, they'll be here.

Hello? Yeah, Ben, it's me.

Ah. Hi, Munter.

Yeah, there's a problem tonight?

Nah, bro. We're all set here.

Yeah, I can't come.

What? Look.

It's real quiet, OK?

There's no ball shaving, no boot polish.
You can't come, man.

What? Muntz, is this because of the
triangle?

It kind of.

OK, well, we say no to that triangle,
all right?

It's a dumb triangle, and we kick it in
the arse, man.

Ben, I got arrested for... Oh, you're
shitting me.

I wish I was.

Well, it's bullshit. It's got to be.

Nah, it's theft of a vehicle.

You didn't steal anything.

You tell them that you wouldn't...

Just don't tell Casey, will you? Break
your heart.

No, I won't. In a month, I'll get you
out, OK? I promise.

I've got to go, mate.

You get held up.

No way does this happen, mate. It's my
room.

Before I was waiting, not while I'm the
best, mate.

Fine words.

Cheers.

I'm not waiting in the bloody car.

Just until we make things cool with Dad.

Why don't you come all this way with
your crap driving and him farting all

time to wait in the car?

Well, he's not going to be very pleased
to see you, is he? And you're going to

want to dick him, huh?

Yes, you are. Don't make me have to take
the dick out in public.

All right, I'll stand at the back.

Will that keep everybody happy?

Works for me.

Good.

Oh, am I driving?

No.

We're looking for Wolfgang West.

Who's we?

I'm his father.

Ah. Yeah, I'm his son.

Oh.

Jethro, I presume?

And who are you?

I'm Cherie.

Is he here?

He is now.

What can I do for you, officer?

Leave me, you idiot!

Leave the fuck alone!

It's about Gary Bloody Savage. Gary
Savage?

What about him? He's sitting in your
house like he owns the bloody place.

Right.

Guess you better come inside, then.

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