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Why do you want him to pick a call?

I think that would be pleasing to everyone.

Don't you?

Who are you working for?

He's innocent.

Not to me.

Not Gary Savage.

I'd like to plead guilty.

You know Wolf?

We're Wolf.

We go way back.

He'd be pleased with you today, Jethro.

What would you know, Mr. Grinch? I know a lot about you, Ted. A lot more than

you think.

I don't need a baby's room. I don't need any of this stuff. It's my baby, and

I'm taking care of it my own way.

I'm adopting it out.

You know this is a lawyer's office, right?

Not the best place in the world to skin up.

Yeah, well, I'm just trying to make sense of the world.

They're getting wasted.

Well, it's the only way I can make sense of it.

You know, Mum's having this war with Loretta about the adoption thing.

It's a completely silent war.

Just quiet. I don't see the downside.

Freaky is the downside, and Mum, she's not saying anything.

Not even about Pascal's new job.

If you insist on showing your tits, does it have to be with bad punctuation?

What the fuck?

Nungas, as in two tits, doesn't need an apostrophe.

Unless the bar is owned by a Mr Nunga, but I highly doubt that's the case.

Pascal flopping them out for a living, so it gets worse.

It's my round to work.

Hey, Wes.

Aaron Spiller.

So what's Mum doing about that?

Nothing. That's what I've been trying to tell you, Mum.

I'm not sure Aaron Spiller's the right kind of... That doesn't add up. Adults

make their own choices around here.

It's like, ever since Wayne left, the only person she's talking to or

to is him.

Him? Well, you know, your mate.

Cheryl, this rush.

You've had done yourself.

Why didn't you tell me he was hanging around? I just did.

Jesus, you can be sick sometimes, D3.

You and my brain.

You and my heart.

Hi, Mum.

This was a big panic.

It was no panic.

No, we just wanted to talk to you about Gary.

Yeah, and some other stuff.

Mm -hmm.

Well, Gary's being amazingly supportive right now. He's a good bloke. I thought

you already had one of those.

You could fix all that. You could just get off your high horse.

Well, haven't you the which side?

Well, I could say the same for you. Listen, I am not fucking Gary.

Thank you for that.

But it's not just Gary.

There's a girl in Loretta. Look, I'm doing my best right now. I'm being

by you two clowns. It's not helping.

If you're so worried about this family, why don't you two do something for a

change? You sort it. It's the hell out of my life.

Doesn't go how I thought.

Fine. That's the way she wants to play it.

What?

You stay out of it?

No, we sort it.

You take Pascal and Loretta?

I'll deal with Gary.

Okay. Hey, hang on. How come I get two things, you get one?

What are you doing here? I told you there's no work today.

Must have slipped me mind.

It'd be a damn sight easier if you were still hanging around the house.

Give it up, kid. Quit it.

You were there. You saw.

How come I always have to pay? You know the bill.

Think of it.

And I love Ico. I like Godot. I love Ico.

Shit.

Ladies.

Um, somewhere around here.

You big pussy, set her down. Give her a slap if you have to. Head.

Why are you letting him get away with it? I'll give you a bloody slap in a

minute. He's rotten and you know it. I can't bloody prove it, can I?

You big dickhead.

You could have just asked.

What have you got there?

Told you.

Nothing. Well, I'm here now.

Thank Christ for that.

Criminal conviction, nothing.

If there's any youth stuff that's been wiped, there's nothing on the bankruptcy

list. Who are you, the property developer?

Nothing, nothing, nothing.

Well, he didn't just pop up like a magic mushroom.

First registered business, beverage and sugar limited, birth movers.

Who's this sugar bloke?

Where do we find him?

I don't know, Ted.

I haven't got that far.

Well, we'd better bloody well get on with it, hadn't we?

Pascal? Fuck off.

I'm worried about you.

Actually, I'm worried about everyone, but I'm starting with you, because you,

you're next. Fuck off. I'm going to go to work. Start with her.

No, Aaron Spiller. He's a turd. You should stay away from him. Tell me

I don't know.

He's dangerous, Pascal.

I could snap his spine just by looking at him. Look, he's a sleazy little

of shit, right? Stay away from him. At least he pays me attention. He talks to

me, even if it isn't my tip. Sweetie, that's just because he wants to root

Yeah, so?

You go, boy. Really told her.

I haven't even started with you. You and Mum need to sit down and have a little

chat about this baby. Then you say the fuck out of it.

Well, I'm not finished with you.

Hey, bro.

Hey, um, someone needs a drain on block. Can you do it?

Oh, no, man.

I've got some stuff to sort out, eh? Real important stuff. Me too.

Is it important to saving your family? Bro, what about saving your wedding?

Okay, that's also important.

It's bad, man, real bad.

In case you find out about that chick you rooted. No, it's all the stuff she's

got planned.

You know, ice sculptures, flower sculptures and dessert sculptures.

Everything's going to be sculptured. You can't afford it. No, we can afford it.

She's getting a huge bonus from her team mama.

So, what's the bad stuff? I just hate everything about this wedding.

Except her, of course, sir.

And maybe the dessert sculpture?

Yeah, that did sound pretty cool.

Just not my wedding, eh?

Well, maybe you should tell her that, bro.

Oh, I can't tell her that.

Yeah.

No, I've got three things to solve.

Yes.

Yes. Okay.

Thanks.

Flora Day?

Yep, yep, yep.

I said you'd take everything just to shut her up. Well, you'll be needing

then.

Bonus time?

Bonus time.

What's this?

What's what? This.

I thought we were getting a fucking bonus.

Well, it's money you didn't have and now you've got it, so yeah, it's a bonus.

Where's the rest?

What rest?

All those invisible parties we never did. All that hard work.

God, the way Gary was talking, I thought we were getting heaps more than this.

There'll be more, Case. This has got to take time to filter through, you know.

Yeah, but this isn't enough.

Jesus, Case, how much money do you need for a wedding? More than this!

Ladies. What do you want, Van?

It's okay, this will only take a minute.

Casey, remind me to have a chat with you before I leave about your big flash

wedding. The what flash wedding?

There isn't going to be a fucking flash wedding.

Case, calm down.

What do you want?

Loretta, you know she's your daughter, right?

Yes. Yeah, and mums care about their kids, right? Well, shouldn't you be

to her about that and not me?

Eh? She's the one who's giving a kid away.

Okay, but we still need to talk about Pascal.

Fuck off, Van.

Girl, I'm sensing some resistance between us, which is a problem for me.

much as you are for me.

But I've already told my lads we're going round.

Going round? Where are you from? And I haven't, like, gone round with anyone

since primary school.

What if I paid you?

Do I look like a hooker?

Well, I'm not, and even if I was, I wouldn't hook with you.

Okay, what if I paid you just to go around with me? 300 bucks.

How does that work?

Be beside me with my lad.

How many times?

Two.

I'm not telling them that I brooded you.

How about if everybody thinks you have and you don't deny it? 400.

Deal.

And I would have gone to five. Five then.

Oh, okay. You can cash up front.

Maybe. Hey, I know you are a woman of your word, so... Yeah, I am, and the

is, if you even lay a finger on me, I'm going to stick that finger so far up

your nose it's going to, like, you know, get stuck in your brain.

What the hell's this?

He's giving me money, Van. What does it look like?

Okay, love's day got to play, and you and I, baby doll, we'll be making sweet

music later on.

Oh!

Bye.

Pascal, I know your life's shit, but Aaron Spiller?

Yes, fan, my life is shit. What's it to you?

What's it to me? It means heaps to me, because you're my sister, and then I...

And I... Because... You're my

sister, you know, and that... I really... Yeah.

That means... That means a lot to me, that I can...

Oh, piss off, man.

I'll get a flight back this afternoon.

Wouldn't it be easy just to phone this guy?

He's not that available.

He's on time.

Oh. Is it an appeal?

No, it's just family stuff.

Corky used to be our lawyer.

Franklin Cork?

Yeah. You know him?

Only through Gary.

Has this got anything to do with Gary?

It's just some show, but it's all right.

it involves Gary leaving shit alone as the better option and you still work for

him. Yeah, yeah.

Everyone's afraid of the big bad Gary.

How do you know Corky?

He used to come around the house looking for money and go off into this little

huddle.

I guess he was one of Gary's lawyer monkey boys.

Right. Well, Gary isn't Corky's favourite person.

I want to know why.

What's this to do with your family?

There are connections.

Your mum.

She doesn't seem to get what a prick he is.

Gary doesn't like people digging around in his past.

A little more reason to dig.

How's it going?

Mostly bad. But there is one bit of good, which is good.

Just get a beer, thanks.

What's the bad?

Don't you want to hear the good? Let's start with the bad that we end on a

smile.

All right. Well, the bad is that Mum is totally refusing

to talk to me about Rita and Pascal.

I'm pretty sure she's now charging for it.

You mean like sex?

Yep. She's on the game.

Wow. Not entirely unexpected, but still well.

Oh, the good.

You don't have to worry about your flash wedding.

Because there's not going to be one. Because apparently there's not enough

to pay for it.

In case he'll be gutted.

He doesn't seem too happy. Oh, shoot me. Why don't you tell me that first?

Because you said to save the good.

You

what?

I'm just checking on the happiness levels.

Not that high right now.

Well, it's bonus, though. Yeah, well, not bonus enough for some people.

You know, Casey buggered off in tears.

Oh, jeez. It's early days, Cheryl. How much was he expecting?

Don't worry. I'll deal with it.

Has that girl of yours come to her senses yet? Which one?

Loretta.

No.

Van's on the case.

OK. But if she won't listen to you, then... Look, I don't know anything

You know, Loretta's not a normal person.

No, no, it's maybe Van is the one who can make her come to her senses.

Miracles have happened.

Yeah, maybe.

Hey, um, thanks for taking an interest.

Well, it's more than an interest.

Yeah? Yeah.

Catch you later.

Told you he's a dirty bastard.

It doesn't prove anything. Seems he's a murderer.

Jesus, Ted, it's good that you're a criminal because you would have made the

most piss -useless cop.

There'd be a lot of competition for that title. All that suggests is Leon

Stricker was a useless bastard with some dodgy, druggy mace. Like Gary Bloody

Savage. Who probably did a runner because he ran out of money. Or got

There's nothing pinning that to Gary Bloody Savage.

Just because the cops couldn't find the evidence doesn't mean a thing. Yes, it

does.

Be bloody handy having your own earth -moving equipment when it came to hiding

evidence. Ted.

We should find out what jobs they were doing. I bet that shuka bugger's under

some sub -division in Albany. Where are we going to prove that? Dig up Albany?

Just because the bloody cots can't find their own answers from their elbows

doesn't mean we can't.

All right.

All right.

Find out if his father's still alive.

Start there.

Good boy.

Cookie. Hey.

Come all the way down here just to visit me.

Yep. Did you drive?

Ah, no, I took a plane. Oh, you must have driven from the airport.

Yeah, no, I rented a car. Ah, it's a beautiful drive, so they tell me.

I wouldn't know I drove down here in the back of a prison van.

But the Hawke's Bay is beautiful, apparently.

It is. You know, if we were to have a competition to see who could find drugs

the quickest, right, really steady go, I'd win.

Look, um, Corky, I've got a plane to catch, mate, and, um, I need to talk to

about Gary Savage.

Did he send you?

No. But why are you scared of him?

I'm not scared of him. He's a top bloke.

Okay.

So, you were his lawyer?

Never his lawyer.

He was too smart for that.

So how do you know? Well, he wants to know.

Gary? Why would he want to know when he already knows?

Clever. Yeah.

So what?

You were in business?

We were more associates until he didn't want to associate with me anymore.

And what was that? Drugs.

Everything in my life comes back to drugs. Gary doesn't like drugs. Not now,

then.

Word of advice.

Don't do drugs.

Sure, you're a massive amount of fun at the time, but time doesn't go on

forever, does it? About Gary. He's checking up on me, isn't he? Well, you

tell him I've kept my end of the deal.

What deal?

Exactly. You see, I'm on to it. I'm all over it. You can tell him that.

Corky, did you ever take money from Wolf?

No, never.

Are you working for Wolf? No.

But someone did tell me that you stole from him. Well, who told you that?

Gary. Jesus Christ, why would he tell you that?

Does he want Wolf onto me or something? Why would he want that? Look, I kept my

end of the deal. What deal? You tell Gary I kept my end of the deal.

What deal, Corky?

I'm not telling.

Corky, why are you scared of Gary?

Why don't you ask your father?

I'm only going to say one thing. Was that it?

What? Was that the one thing you were going to say? Well, I haven't said

anything yet. Yes, you have.

Stop trying to confuse me. Stop trying to annoy me.

We had a deal.

You said you'd keep the baby if I didn't top myself. No.

I said I'd have the baby if you didn't top yourself. No one mentioned keeping

it. No, that's not fair.

Van, I'm worried about Pascal. I think you should worry about Pascal.

I will help Pascal, and I will help everyone else on my list. Oh, look,

Gary. Yeah, well, Gary is not my problem. Pleased to hear it, but I need

to your sister.

In a minute. Being polite as I can, Van, I need you to fuck off about now.

Yes, Van, fuck off.

About that baby of yours.

Why is my baby any business of yours?

You're not giving it away.

No, I'm not giving it. I'm adopting it. No, you're not.

I think I am, and being as polite as I can, mate, it's none of your fucking

business. No, it's very much my business.

Sopranos is in the TV section. That's what you're aiming for.

As a guarantor of your loan, I might tell a bank that they should foreclose

their business interests.

If this is about business, then business runs better if I don't have a kid.

I believe in family, Loretta. Oh, OK.

If we're doing The Godfather, we're over on Classic.

Don't fuck with me.

I don't need you to guarantee my loan, so whatever big stick you think you're

waving, it doesn't scare me.

Suddenly rolling in it, are we? All I'm saying is whatever you're pushing, I'm

not buying. So you can join Van and fuck off.

Let me go back.

I have dreamt of the wedding of my dreams ever since I was a kid.

Yeah, I know.

But honey, as long as it's you and me saying I do, I'd be happy to get married

anyway.

Backyard of the West House, hell, that'd do me.

It's like my home anyway.

Yeah, you're right with me.

My Turangawaewae would be cheap too. Oh, that's beautiful, baby.

That's a real lovely thought.

But even if I did give up on my dream, we still need money for food and booze

and flowers.

What about our honeymoon in Raurau?

Sweet birds.

Enough.

Yeah, you heard her. She said it's a lovely thought. No, man. She still wants

the wedding of her dreams.

Any great ideas how that's going to happen?

Yep.

Oh,

I love weddings.

That's good, Lloyd.

I'm a celebrant, actually.

Well, what you do in your spare time is your own business.

What about Munter's line?

Right, yes, of course.

Mr. Munter isn't actually here.

Oh, but I'm here.

And he doesn't actually bank with us.

Well, once you give him a loan, he will.

Right.

In the section marked income, he's left that blank.

That's quite an important section when it comes to loans.

Right.

We're the tall guys, huh?

being a tall guy is what side of the table you get paid on.

I'm sorry?

Well, you know, there's over the table, and then there's...

You know?

But, if you guys promise not to talk to the tax guys, then you could probably

run a little more.

Look, um...

I'm going to have to be honest with your friend, Mr.

Munter. If I approve this loan, I will be fired and probably never work on the

front lines of mobile banking again.

But if you needed a celebrant... You know the TV show where they look into

old cases? We're like this special squad.

We're private investigators, as long as you're not bloody cops.

Not thieves, not us, no way.

Are we looking into something that could be connected to the disappearance of

your son? Stop calling it a disappearance. It was murder. Exactly

thinking. My boy might not have been a saint, but it's no excuse for them not

doing their job.

Why didn't they do their job? Because that's just useless.

Just another drug dealer, as far as they were concerned.

Was he dealing drugs?

That's what they said.

He was in business, wasn't he?

Earth moving.

A digger and a bulldozer.

This was him and Gary?

What's he got to do with it?

Sounds like your boy was hanging with a bad crowd.

You could say that.

But not Gary.

Gary was a bloody saint.

Still drops in and says hello.

Slinks me a few dollars here and there. Done real well for himself, this Gary.

Not like that other weasel.

Which weasel is this?

Frankie. Didn't see him for dust.

Does this Frankie have another name?

Cork. Franklin Cork.

Bloody poncy name for someone with shit for brains.

What are you doing?

We tried phoning, but your message took you out of the office all day. Yeah, I

was on a plane. What do you want? Where's Corky?

Why? Is he still down the line? Why?

Well, he's an old friend of your mate.

And his missing former business partner. And we'd like to know what he knows.

Which mate?

Big streak of shit -making like he's man of the house.

Well, I don't see any other man there.

And he's not my mate.

Corky won't tell you fuck all. I have no ways.

Corky is off the planet.

And he's terrified of Gary.

How do you know?

Where do you think I've been, Sherlock?

Where do you go down there?

Why don't you guys start by telling me what led you to Corky?

After you.

After you.

Jesus, Ted.

Not in my office.

Get him out, boys. The one with the biggest donger gets to go first.

Yeah, well, it certainly won't be you. I don't care.

Someone start talking. Wolf.

There's some connection to Wolf.

So, I'll have another wedding idea real soon, I promise.

But I've got to do this, all right? And you've got to make sure that nothing

here distracts me.

What's going to distract you?

Well... Oh, right.

Yep, they're everywhere, man, and it's too hard to concentrate with all that

going on. Bro, I've got your back and your front.

Peter! No, not until you've listened to me.

Okay.

Okay, well, Pascal, um, you're beautiful.

Yeah, so?

Well, you're a beautiful woman.

But I mean that in a brother way, not in a hitting on you kind of way.

Look, you're too beautiful to... And special.

And special to waste yourself on a wank sock like Aaron Spiller.

You think I don't know that?

Then why are you doing it?

Because, Van, sometimes you just get so low, you think, why not? And when

somebody, anybody wants you, even an Aaron, it's like a... Brave.

Idiot.

Caught in the trap.

Pascal. Leave me alone, Van. I am begging you not to do that. Babe, your

awaits. No, it doesn't.

Yes, it does, Van, because I think my truck is parked outside because I just

parked it there. Well, she's not going with you.

We have a deal.

Well, you don't have a deal with me.

Who? I don't want to deal with you. Van.

Get out of my face before I kick you in the nuts so hard they fly at your ass.

You don't have to do this.

That's what I deserve.

But I'm not going anywhere dressed like this.

Babe, you look awesome.

Take me home so I can get changed first.

Okay, sweet. And then we start with the sport of kings.

What's that? Henna?

Hemp and bowling.

I know you did good. Oh, shit.

I'll catch you later, eh?

So,

is it

true? Is what true?

What they say about pregnant chicks.

That if some dickwad says the wrong thing, they get violent?

Nah, that when they're ready to drop, they get super horny.

that giving a shit isn't my strong suit, right?

So you know that I'm not bullshitting when I say do not leave the house with

Dick Wood. I made a deal with him. So?

So I'm not you. I can't just lie my way out of things when it suits me.

Pascal, he's a fuck knuckle. Your life cannot suck that much. It does.

What about looking after old people?

I don't do that anymore.

When you did, you were halfway bearable.

Then why were you so mean about it?

Pascal. There are shitloads of old people in the world. More and more every

I'm just saying that to make me feel better.

No, I'm saying it to stop an abomination.

At least he notices me. At least he wants me.

Why do you even care that Aaron Spiller wants you?

Pascal, you used to crush guys like Aaron Spiller. That was then, this is

Stop being pathetic. I had people who loved me, who needed me.

And now I've got nothing.

Now I've got Aaron Spiller.

I'm his son. I'm a lawyer. Take your pick. I just want a last known address

Wolfgang West.

Well, for what exact... You look cool today.

Corky.

You sent him here. You fucking sent him here and I didn't do anything.

Nothing.

What the hell are you playing at? What are you playing at? Are we having a

problem? Yeah. We're having a problem the way you're playing my mother? Who

I'm playing her? Oh, come on, Gary.

Stop the bullshit. We know each other. You're fucking with her the same way you

fucked with me.

Is this how you show respect to a valued client?

You're not my client anymore. As of when? As of now.

Jethro, I'm not the bad guy here.

So you keep saying.

I like your mother.

A lot.

Trust me, Jethro, we're not so far apart here.

It's a pleasure doing business with you.

If Wolf knew Gary Bloody Savage, then I'd know him. I think Wolf knew him,

Grandpa. He's my fucking kid.

I would have known.

And that bastard Savage said he knew me.

Bullshit. Maybe Wolf told him something.

He wouldn't go blabbing. West don't blab.

And if Wolf knew Savage... I think there's a fairly clear connection here

Wolf. You just want to nail him because he framed you.

I ain't that petty.

You do want to pop him, though. Up yours.

Look, this goes back to Wolf, don't it, all right?

So now we find out.

I can do it. I just need a few days. Which Wolf is this we're talking about?

many Wolfs are there, Filoni?

Probably not many.

But from all I know, it could be a common whalangi name, like Johnny.

Do you know where Wolf is?

We talked briefly, about business, before we shot down country.

When? Now that depends on who's asking.

I'm asking.

Nah, no idea.

Okay, then I'm asking.

He's not so happy with you, so still no idea.

Why is he not happy with me?

Something about always taking your mother's side on everything.

Where the fuck is he, Falani?

He said nothing about not telling you, so, uh...

Christ. Mokatani, what the fuck's he doing down there?

Go on, say it.

I'm a loser.

Go on, you know you want it. Well, of course I want her, but you're making it

too easy.

I have three things to do.

How many will I get done?

None.

Loser. Oh, it should be loser, loser, loser then.

Three times loser.

You know, if I could have done just one thing, you know which one I would have

chosen? Monday's wedding?

Yeah.

That would have been my last guess.

Real cool to have a baby in the house.

Not for me.

Especially if it was a girl baby.

Because then it would be like one girl checked out and another little cutie

checked in. Van, please don't play the Aurora card on me.

Well, no, but it would, eh? It would be like balance.

You know, yin and yang.

Oh, they're so cool, men.

But you're not going to do that, eh?

It's a baby.

Fuck!

What did he do to you? Well, didn't he do more like?

Kill her and spill her. Eh?

Where is he?

Where is he? I'm going to fucking kill him. Yeah, like I let him touch me.

Gross. Why do you look like shit then?

Because I just had the worst time in my life, okay?

But you said you were going bowling with him. The most pointless thing in the

whole world was hushed shoes.

Okay, so every time I got up to bowl, Aaron and his lads made this really

joke about my booty.

And yeah, I know I have a great ass, but every time, thank God we got kicked

out. Why did you get kicked out?

Because one booty cracked too many and I kind of bowled the ball at them, but I

missed and hit the vending machine.

Still not explaining why you look like shit, though.

Well, then Aaron goes, Yo, babe, gotta show off my girl.

Oh. Yeah.

So guess who takes me for a drink?

This is my new local baby.

I'm gonna be here all the time.

Don't call me baby.

Still not remotely clear why you look like shit, though. So we had our drinks

and then... You know what, baby?

Out of all the chicks that work here, you had the way best bazookas. No

And then he went too far.

For an extra hundred.

Can I touch them?

Okay. That is it. The deal is off. You can keep your fucking money. My life may

be shit, but it's not that shit.

And now I don't have a job anymore.

What? Because you wouldn't let Aaron's bill touch your tit?

No, because I...

Kind of threw my drink at him, but I missed and took out the beer fridge.

Not a good night for throwing men.

So you're not on the game?

What?

You're not a hooker?

No,

no, no, no, no! This is awesome!

One. I did one thing. So why do you look like shit?

Because I had to walk home in my stilettos and I fell down a back.

Didn't even give you a lift home. What a wanker.

But actually, that bit was quite funny.

Because after we got checked out of Nunga's, we went out into the car park

then... Where is she? What have you done with her?

I haven't done anything with her. Oh, not her.

Muffy. Who's Muffy? My truck. You stole her, didn't you? I don't need your

truck. I don't want your fucking truck.

Get out of here and don't come near my sister again, right? I want my truck

back. Get out of here.

What?

That's good, Van.

I only pay more to go.

You think I can't add up?

You get it.

You can make it move if you want.

Don't push it.

Hello. Well, the rums weren't working, so I switched to tequila and orange.

Oh, God, I feel terrible.

Don't you start.

Well, I could have put off Lucky's bladder surgery, and then she could have

that money.

I'm okay, really. You know what?

We did great weddings on our back lawn.

Yeah, and Aurora's wake was great.

It'll be symbolic. It's like we're you guys hooked up. And she... Is that two?

Hey, ladies.

Hey, baby.

How's it going?

We're cheering her up.

I can see.

It's going to be all good, babe.

Good. I know.

Oh, that's it.

Thank you.

Goodbye.

If you fellas carry on with the cheering, I'll be back.

My talled -up friend.

Can I have your word? Yeah.

Mum,

what have you done?

I liquidated an acid.

I didn't know you had any acid.

I don't know.

There's not much call for stolen tow trucks.

Doesn't your brother own a tow company down in Porirua? Who told you that? Oh,

you did.

And it's my wedding, man.

It's all ours, babe.

Maybe it's not enough for everything, like the falcon crest, but we still get

the honeymoon in Raro, and we get to keep the dessert sculpture.

Not interested, Van.

I just want to say one thing.

I know how much investment people are putting into this baby. I get it.

But can you please just back off with the pressure?

So it's not a done deal then?

I just need to find my own way through this.

Okay. Fair enough.

You want breakfast?

Please.

Two? Yeah, Van. Two.

Hey.

What's up, dog?

Hey, Munter. How's Gacy?

She healed her rings. She's better today.

Great. Hey, Mrs. West.

That offer to host our wedding on your back lawn, is that still good?

It's cool, eh, Mum?

Yeah, absolutely.

Then we'd be honoured to accept.

Let's get fucked up. Yeah.

Maybe I could do my best man speech from the roof.

Then I could, like, jump off.

You know, stage dive into the crowd.

This is your family we're talking about.

You think they'd catch you?

Yeah, man. I saved everything.

Yep.

He did that.

Three for three.

Yeah.

Three for three.

Leave me alone.

Do you know that you have 15 new friends?

Piss off.

Piss gal. I know you think that your life is shit at the moment.

No, I know my life is shit. But if you think that's tragic, check out this

Every day I get up out of bed and I think how lucky I am to be able to get

and that I have a bed.

So I'm not cheering at anyone right now.

That's me.

It's virtually you. And you've only been online for two hours.

And already you've got 15 new friends.

True, they are virtual friends, so therefore kind of lame. But they seem to

virtual Pascal.

Check out all the comments.

I love nature. I love the trees. I love the bushes.

I love the grassy things.

Wow, they really like me.

And nature is in everybody.

And like trees, they remind me of old people because they bend in the wind and

they creak a bit sometimes.

Whoa. This Kirby guy really, really likes me. Oh, yeah, that one is a bit

disturbing. No, it's good.

Please don't tell me you're having second thoughts.

In a manner of speaking, the delivery suite's all booked. Everything's in

Except me.

Slight change of plan.

You can't back out now.

Who said anything about backing out?

But I need half my money up front today.

No way.

I have a financial matter that I need to resolve.

And I need to remove myself from my family till after the boom.

If you can't do that, then it is no way.

Your advice for your mother to be You'll never find a

word, darling, believe me

Not going on like that. We're keeping it nice and quiet here.

Thinking outside the triangle. It's square.

It's a triangle from Bahama.

Bermuda. Bahama.

Bermuda. Where is your crew?

Well, they'll be here.

Hello? Yeah, Ben, it's me.

Ah. Hi, Munter.

Yeah, there's a problem tonight?

Nah, bro. We're all set here.

Yeah, I can't come.

What? Look.

It's real quiet, OK?

There's no ball shaving, no boot polish. You can't come, man.

What? Muntz, is this because of the triangle?

It kind of.

OK, well, we say no to that triangle, all right?

It's a dumb triangle, and we kick it in the arse, man.

Ben, I got arrested for... Oh, you're shitting me.

I wish I was.

Well, it's bullshit. It's got to be.

Nah, it's theft of a vehicle.

You didn't steal anything.

You tell them that you wouldn't...

Just don't tell Casey, will you? Break your heart.

No, I won't. In a month, I'll get you out, OK? I promise.

I've got to go, mate.

You get held up.

No way does this happen, mate. It's my room.

Before I was waiting, not while I'm the best, mate.

Fine words.

Cheers.

I'm not waiting in the bloody car.

Just until we make things cool with Dad.

Why don't you come all this way with your crap driving and him farting all

time to wait in the car?

Well, he's not going to be very pleased to see you, is he? And you're going to

want to dick him, huh?

Yes, you are. Don't make me have to take the dick out in public.

All right, I'll stand at the back.

Will that keep everybody happy?

Works for me.

Good.

Oh, am I driving?

No.

We're looking for Wolfgang West.

Who's we?

I'm his father.

Ah. Yeah, I'm his son.

Oh.

Jethro, I presume?

And who are you?

I'm Cherie.

Is he here?

He is now.

What can I do for you, officer?

Leave me, you idiot!

Leave the fuck alone!

It's about Gary Bloody Savage. Gary Savage?

What about him? He's sitting in your house like he owns the bloody place.

Right.

Guess you better come inside, then.

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