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I took out a loan. It was a private arrangement.

With who?

Eric Leavitt.

Are you ever going to tell me any of this? If you are in the shit because of

I need to know.

Okay, I'm not going to lie to you.

Things aren't good.

Mom's death is more important.

It's not an issue anymore.

Why did you have to see me today?

My terms are these.

As chair of the business, there has to be nothing dodgy and everything has to

run by me. Everything.

Well, I wouldn't expect anything less.

I just want to say that Hoochie Mama has always been about having something for

everyone. But tonight, that is totally true.

I'm so, so, so introduced to you.

Chicks and knickers.

Sure do.

And men.

Maybe he's bent.

He's bent all right. He's not bent that way.

So we only have three sizes, large, larger and larger. Smart thinking.

It's time you two ladies met.

Cheryl, this is Tanya.

Hi. Having yourself a drink.

Thanks. Can you do me a favour, love, and grab me another?

No. Friend of yours.

Tanya, my accountant.

I told you she was a miracle worker. She should take over the hoochie book.

a hootsie book.

Yeah, I know, but it fucks up too much of your time.

You should be out there on the front line, Cheryl.

It's a good idea, yeah?

It's a shame you can't drink, hey, Cheryl?

The piss is unbelievably free. Got it.

Can I have a juice?

You're really mine today.

Oh, there's not much else I can do with my life.

Um, you know the model with that black love cock?

He's quite rootable, eh?

I am way too big for that kind of crap.

Well, it'll be you.

You dummy for me.

I thought you were celibate.

Why did I say that again?

Fear the prettiest.

What the fuck?

I said fear the... Hey, Ben.

Casey. This is awesome.

Hey. What do you think Munster would think? Oh, he'd be so... Yeah.

What about Gary?

I know. Yeah. Wow.

What do you know?

Gary is so with who she needed to take us to the next level, and he loves my

creative flow.

And guess what?

He supports us so much, he's wearing one tonight.

Well, what?

I love socks.

How do you know? He told me.

Good. They're beautiful.

I'm going to do some business.

Or you could stay here.

Me. Why would I want to do that?

Well,

Munter would do. He's here. Yeah, but he's not here.

Okay.

End up alright.

Leave the die -hards to it.

What's up?

Nothing.

Looks like a whole heap of nothing.

Bloody Gary.

He wants an accountant to take over my books.

Right. He wants a scrap who'll fucking get one.

Well, he is the major shareholder.

120 grand's worth.

I made my terms completely clear. I'm in charge.

Come on, Shirley. Not that blonde.

I didn't have a bloody choice, alright?

Fuck, you want my sympathy about this? You didn't even discuss it.

I had my reasons.

I just wanted it sorted.

It was my bloody legal bill.

It's done now, okay? It's done.

It's over.

I know you think he's dodgy. I don't think I know.

But I can handle this.

Sure.

You can.

Yeah.

I'd rather handle you.

How's that for handling?

It's alright.

Daisy. Van, I'm busy. It's business.

So, Gary, what about a love soft for dogs?

What about Munter?

People spend heaps on their pets.

A hoochie poochie, right?

What about Munter? Good.

I love you, creative.

What about Munter?

I'm never drinking ever again.

Yeah, me either. Not for ages.

Hey, Pascal.

What?

Do you reckon a chick like Casey, who's engaged to an amazing guy like Manta,

could ever look at someone else?

She could.

But she's engaged.

Yeah, but she's also slutty.

She's not, really.

Who's the guy?

Gary. Gary Savage would never be interested in Katie.

Why not?

Because he's rich and he's tall and he's handsome and he's...

Engaged. I was going to say trashy.

In my dream?

He passed her.

She passed him back.

You were there?

Yeah, I was just watching, but then they were really going for it.

You know, like, tongue -diving.

They're playing tons of wall -keeper. Who don't?

If I hadn't woken up, who knows what might have happened.

I think I'm going to spew.

Yeah, that's bad, all right.

No, I mean, I think I'm really going to spew, and it's going to be Tequila and

Oates and Brian.

Where are you going?

You make me feel sick. No, you make me feel sick. Matt's got a few things to

say.

You always open up? Mm -hmm.

And you're sure no one is here?

I'm the only one with the code.

And the scream this thing makes when it goes off is unbelievable.

No sensors in here?

It's a stairwell.

What's the deal in a stairwell?

Jesus Christ!

Tad West, afternoon.

How the hell did you get in here?

I think I mentioned there's a lot to be said for pressure plates and window

sensors, and a new safe wouldn't go amiss.

Cracked it in two minutes thirty -seven. Not my personal best, but enough to

beat the week.

Okay. I'm impressed.

So, do you want to move on that quote?

Do you guys deal in more personal work?

Such as?

My wife.

She's been going out a lot lately.

Book clubs, supposedly.

Playing fast and loose, is she? Not really my line of work.

Of course we all do it.

A man's marriage should be as secure as his castle.

Or his office?

It's just a suspicion, but it's important to me. If she's got a knickers

her ankles, we'll catch her, don't you worry.

Cheryl,

you will never guess what I just found.

If anyone turns up wanting the stuff, tell them to bugger off.

What's the big deal? It's just filey stuff.

Check this out.

Yeah, well, that filey stuff is our account, and it's staying that way. Why

you all sweaty about that?

No. I mean, bookkeeping has got to be the most boring crap on the planet.

Oh, I like that crap.

Yeah, but with more time, we can do more parties.

We can make more money.

Weeks away in Taranaki and Palmy North. Believe me, the crap's winning out.

It's not like we actually have to go there, is it? What are you talking

Well, you know, Gary's idea about... About what?

About doing parties that we don't actually do.

Didn't Gary explain it to you? Hold on a minute.

Gary wants us to do parties that don't happen.

I don't really understand it, but he said it would mean a bonus.

So I got pretty turned on at that point. When did this happen?

I was just telling him about my wedding and how I run the parties.

They're just parties that aren't.

Cheryl, you know things have been really, really tight for me.

I mean, we couldn't even afford an engagement party or a ring. Yeah, Gary,

me, Cheryl.

Yeah, they'll be good. And what with the bonus, I could have my dream wedding at

the Falcon Crest. No, no, no, bugger. If I'm coming all the way up there, you

come down here.

Yeah. Thanks.

See you then.

Please don't screw this up for me, Cheryl.

I so need that money.

Another T2S special lands us the contracts, but not the one we wanted.

Do a good job on this that the charity stuff is in the bag.

Tide's out here, sunshine.

You think I want to be on perv patrol?

Peace of mind, I believe it's called.

Spying on people's love life is shit work.

Of course, you'd be a defender of shafting other men's wives.

You've condemned us to long nights, burgers and boredom.

Pointing binoculars at semi -clad women.

What's so bad about that?

We had a deal.

Everything was to be run past me. Everything. Not Casey, not anyone else.

I was just getting a feel for the business, parties and so forth. Don't

with me, Gary.

I'm not, Cheryl.

Look, I know why you want your accountant all over my books.

Why's that?

Spot a washing, maybe?

Pretend to have some parties, cash orders that don't exist, claim expenses.

Is that right?

Yeah, it's called laundering.

I know all about it because I used to do that shit for a living.

So you're a bit of an expert then.

Not anymore.

So come on, what is it?

Drugs? Contain a load of hot cell phones?

You really want to know?

I really want to know.

You ain't going to like it. Try me.

Tax. Tax? Uh -huh.

I'm in business to make money, Cheryl.

But I want to make a profit that the government want to third.

For what?

Hospitals? Fair enough. Better roads. Only decent ones out there, the ones I

built for my sub -divisions.

So what's it got to do with hurt you, Mama? I poured a bit of money into the

company, you'd agree? Yep.

Now, I can write some of that off, but I've still got a bit extra here and

there. I'd like to find a way to hang on to it.

So you want to filter your tax money back through my book?

The way I see it, Cheryl, it's my money.

Too simple.

Well, that's a worth the trick with a good idea.

It's real money, Cheryl.

And instead of giving it away, it comes back to me and Casey and you.

But you're right.

I did the deal with you, so it's your decision.

So you think if I dreamed it, then that means it's true?

Dreams aren't real, Ben.

Well, no, sometimes I have these ones.

where I need to find a toilet to take a piss, and that usually means I need to

find a toilet to take a piss.

No, it couldn't happen.

Hey, Gary could not be that desperate.

But maybe you should call Munter.

I don't want to worry him.

True.

But her and Gary, they're just working together, right? Yeah.

And she's really into all the wedding stuff, eh?

Yeah, and every time she looks at that ring on her finger, she'll think of

Munter.

Well, no, she won't.

What, so she is a slut?

Well, no, she can't look at a ring on her finger because she hasn't got one.

A ring, I mean, not a finger.

Munster didn't get her a ring.

No, he could afford it.

Is he mental?

They were saving for the wedding.

If he's not careful, there won't be a wedding because she'll be off flashing

tits at Gary.

But you said that she wouldn't. He wouldn't. There are no guarantees here,

For some women, men are like shoes.

But they want to stand on them.

No.

It doesn't matter how many they have, they just always want more.

It's a manhole.

Have you got any money?

Yeah, maybe. Why?

Well, you're his best friend. You need to do something.

Well, actually, Pascal, I have been doing something. I've been trying

Well, you have to try harder.

What are you fucking doing?

Come on, we're going to go get Casey completely engaged.

Coffee? Brought me home.

Right.

Five women, two men entered that house, judging by their attire and general

doubt in it. A book club.

Photos of Colin's wife.

Bit of a looker, isn't she?

Blonde hair, trench coat.

And they were all under it.

In your dreams, old fella.

A lot of frilly stuff on these frocks.

I was thinking more leather. As if.

White leather's nice.

It's my wedding.

What do you think of Falcon Crest? How do you expensive?

It's my dream.

Dreams are free.

This isn't.

I didn't mean to go behind your back, Cheryl.

Honest.

I'm not pissed at you. If you guys are getting a bonus, then how come I'm not

getting one? Michelle.

Hey, look, I don't have a wedding to pay for, but I do have a kid on my own and

an Alsatian who needs bladder surgery.

If it's dodgy, no way.

Lucky can't pee straight. He's in a lot of pain.

If you say no to Gary, I say no too.

Oh, do you have to? If Cheryl knows about this stuff, I'm behind her 100%. I

pay for my wedding another way.

What about Lucky?

He just got unlucky.

Get out of it, you mongrel.

Why are you following me?

Hey? Bev?

Bev, it's me, Ted.

Ted?

Ted Fatty West?

Have a little grip you've got on you there, Bev.

Hey.

How'd it go?

In case you want the full nine yards and then some.

I meant savage.

He wants to redistribute some tax money through the business.

You told him where to go.

It's just tax money. Everybody does it. Does what?

Tries to find a way not to pay the full way.

There's a big difference between avoiding and evasion.

We fuck a lot of money into the business.

Oh, then you'd buy into this?

Look, I don't want to fight about this.

But you know he's a prick, so I don't even think about it. What do you think I

should do then?

You want to know what I think? Yeah, because I can't have this argument every

bloody day.

Here's what I think.

You cut your loss as you walk away.

It's my business. Not if you let him take over. You have no faith in me

whatsoever. I have a lot in you and none in Gary fucking Savage. Okay, what

about Casey? What happens to her and Rochelle and the girls? Where do they

They're grown -ups, Cheryl. They can look after themselves.

You think I work this hard for nothing? You think I'm some kind of fucking

idiot? If you run with this, IRD will be taking you down and Gary Savage will

walk away smelling of roses.

She's definitely up to something.

Cheryl. Yes, indeedy. There's a lot more going on there than we suspected.

So, full steam ahead.

Um, yeah, when we can afford it.

A few more parties, then.

That's just it, Gary.

I know I said I was keen, and I would if I could, but I don't think I can.

Right.

You don't want more money for less work. I so appreciate everything you've done

for me and the business.

But Cheryl and me, we've been friends for ages.

And I've got to do whatever she decides.

I'm sorry.

It's like I'm torn between two lovers and I feel really terrible.

Casey.

It's okay.

For real?

This shouldn't be your problem.

Oh, God.

You're so great.

Thank you. You're amazing.

What's going on?

I was just going.

I see you're gorgeous.

Ben? Yeah?

Was he?

Just gone?

Oh, yes. He just left.

What do you want, Ben?

I'm here for Munter.

Cos...

He really likes you, Kate.

And I really like you too.

And me and Munt, we're really close.

You know?

We're so close that sometimes it's almost like we're

one person.

Okay.

I know you and Munt are best friends and you share everything.

And okay, maybe I've done this kind of thing once or twice.

But then, there are limits.

To what? I'm not going to shag you.

Oh, that's not what I want. No, blowjobs either. No, Katie, no!

I got something for you from Munter.

Okay? He made me get it for you. It's a present.

For me?

Yeah, because he misses you so much.

See?

Huh?

It's the ring he never bought you.

Could you guys be saving up? How much did it cost?

It was, like, a grand.

Mum's just spent a grand on a ring. Mm -hm, cos he loves you.

And he's handsome and quite tall. I can't believe you spent a grand on a

Well, I've only got a hundred, OK?

That sounds nice.

No, that is cheap and huckery. We need something better.

Oh, your sister?

No, Filoni.

That's good, because that'd be strange. Well, not strange in some islands.

Now, I could let you have that for $100, or you can have two for $150.

Father? It's worth a grand. I mean, we got quite a good discount. But we're

meant to be saving for our wedding.

And that, Casey, is what's important.

You and Munther getting married, OK?

Well, you can tell Mum that this is really sweet.

OK. But it's going to be pointless.

If we can't get married at all.

Casey. No, Ben.

Stay out of this. It's between me and Mance. I don't know how this is going to

go, yeah.

Did she like the ring?

No, she didn't like the ring. She hated the ring.

What kind of a bitch is she? It was a great ring. It was a tasteful ring. No,

she's talking about calling off the wedding.

She doesn't really think she has a chance with Gary, does she?

I don't know.

I need a slap. You need a slap.

Who's slapping?

Casey, man -hog.

How come she gets two guys when there are other people in the world that are

more blonde and attractive than single?

He's the one that needs a slapping.

Him and his rich dude, Tornus. No, he does.

He does?

I'm not going to see that, Gary.

I'm not going to tell him. Don't mess with my mate's fiancée.

But, hang on.

If he had a real girlfriend, you wouldn't have to.

You mean you?

Well, I don't mean fat, preggy girl. I thought you were a nun.

Yeah, but maybe this is the sign that I needed to move on.

Yeah, that's real nice, but you don't have to... No, no, no.

For Munter.

For you.

I will meet Gary.

He's already met you.

Yeah, but he hasn't met this me. Not available me.

And it's better than violence, if you could say so.

So, if we're going to do this, I need money.

Well, you want me to pay you to do Gary?

No, do a brain. New me, new clothes.

Do you want to work or not?

Yeah?

Don't really get my bag.

Okay.

Sorry, sure. She just came in here.

What are you doing?

We need to get underway and the fair bit to tidy up here.

Really?

I've got everything I need. Can you stick the fuck away?

Please?

Gary has a controlling interest.

He has a right to these accounts. Not without my say he doesn't. Well, too

So, if you don't mind... I do mind.

Bet I can run faster than you. We'll see.

Halt!

I've dealt with lippier slags than you.

In terms of the terms, you tell Gary that.

Crazy bitch.

And if he wants my books, he can come down here and pick them up off the floor

himself.

Shit, Cheryl.

I think you'll get the message.

Tight red.

Here she comes.

Hardly innocent behavior for a married woman.

Well, maybe she's working as a cleaner.

Or the notelier is in the book club.

Hard to believe you called yourself a detective.

Suspect entering unit 17.

As if I care.

She'll be getting it on with a hunk of burning love.

What, you psychic now?

I'm going in for a closer look.

What? Keep your camera at the ready.

No. Ted.

Ted.

Ted.

What are you doing?

Don't you go, Steve.

Oh, bastard.

Hey, mate.

Cheryl around?

Wouldn't tell if she was.

It's just business, Wayne.

Is that what you caught?

She's not interested in any of your schemes.

She might have her own opinion on that.

Hear it from me.

She is a good woman. And if you do anything to hurt her, I'll bloody come

you.

Looks like we've got to find the wrong foot here.

Oh my god, it's him?

Yeah, bastard.

Can you storm and not read me?

Hey, Van.

Hey, is your mate Manta?

Van, what the fuck?

You can be as rich as you like and as tall as you like, but you'd find your

woman. What? Not Manta's.

Because he's a good guy, the best, and he's quite tall.

You think I'm interested in Casey? Yeah, that's what I think. That's absurd,

Van. Why? She's not exactly my type, mate.

Well, what is your type? What are you saying? There's something wrong with my

mate's fiancé? Huh? You're saying Casey's ugly, bro? Well, I'm saying...

you've got a bad idea, and we're stopping it now. Casey is Munter's

it? Yeah, I got it. Good.

Well, that's really good, because she's okay, but she's not really that

available. I have no idea what's brought this on, Van, but your mate has nothing

to worry about.

There is nothing going on.

Okay? Absolutely nothing.

Do you want to come inside?

No, thanks.

I've got a certificate and a first date.

Did you have to go and do that?

Yeah, I did it for my mate, for my... What about me?

Someone beat me to it.

Van got it into his head that I want to run off into the sunset with Casey.

That's after receiving an airbasing from your boyfriend.

What about?

Oh, Cheryl, I get it.

I'm not the most popular guy in town, but I'm not the fucking axis of evil.

What are these for you?

All my books.

Tony's handiwork.

It's better than slugging it out in a wrestling pit.

Then I'd probably buy a ticket.

Would you now?

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

Seems fair.

And if they don't stack up.

Want some ice on that?

That kind of glass would be better.

What are you fucking planning?

She wasn't having an affair, but she's sure as hell is now.

I don't bloody believe this.

Get me photos.

Are you mad?

I don't want to take photos of that.

I'm afraid you might learn something about romance.

You're all bastard.

For your information, Bev and I have met before.

Up at Tutakuri Bay.

Magical time we had.

Me and her and Bev. Have a cup of tea?

G &T?

But I always preferred Bev. Nice array.

Why the hell didn't you tell me?

Why should I?

About a conflict of interest.

I don't have one.

What am I going to say to the client?

Sorry, mate, your wife was an angel until my assistant decided to shag her.

It's not every day you get a second chance with a woman like Bev.

Who bloody wrath are you, Ted? But what am I going to say to Colin?

Don't say... Anything.

If a wife is having an affair, what better person to have an affair with

the private eye watching her?

You've got to be bloody joking.

Scald this one.

I keep on the case, you keep invoicing.

I don't operate that way.

Come on, Porky.

We can spin this one out for months. I don't think so.

So, she is having an affair.

Hit me.

I can take it.

It would be unwise to jump to conclusions.

Isn't that what I'm paying you for, conclusions?

Well, we do know for sure she does attend a book club.

Seriously? She does pottery and shiatsu, which is a form of... Massage, yeah,

yeah, I know what it is.

You're saying that's all there is? She's pursuing new interests, as well she

might. Why waste more of your money?

Better we get going on the security upgrades.

Parker.

What? Well, to be honest, I was hoping she was.

You wanted her to be cheating on you?

I've been looking to move on for a few years.

So why haven't you?

You know how it goes.

Married too long to stay together, too long to get divorced.

Yeah, I need your head read. A woman like that. So when she started going

you thought, great, maybe she's screwing around, catch her out.

Perfect excuse.

Well, that and the money. What money?

I could get messy.

I've been ploughing greener pastures myself.

You can call me old -fashioned, but maybe you should tell her like it is.

Save on our fees. You're clearly no bloody saint.

A woman scorned can make a mess of your assets.

Colin, this is your wife.

The woman you put your trust into.

Are you going to tell her?

After 30 years?

I don't know.

But I like your style.

Straight up. I appreciate that.

So... When are you going to get me that security quote?

Yeah.

Working for you?

She knows her stuff.

Well, she loves her work, just like you.

Cheryl, why would I want to shaft you?

You could.

It's called tax evasion.

Avoidance. Well, I mean, if you get caught.

And even then you argue.

Jesus, Cheryl, haven't you worked hard?

Once or twice in my life.

Four kids, a damn good idea, and what have you got to show for it?

Got my kids.

Can't get rid of them.

Yeah, and that's important.

But here's the thing.

I'm in business to make money.

But what's the point of that if you can't share it around?

Casey, the ladies that work here, your kids.

Couldn't they do with a bit extra?

You promised me you're on the level.

I swear it on the grave of my mother.

You've done well, Cheryl.

What the fuck is wrong with enjoying it for once?

Hi. It's your business.

It's your decision.

Unless you need to run this by anyone else.

All the lies and deceit. He doesn't deserve it.

Let me finish the security upgrades, and then you can share your circumstances.

With who?

An angel I have forsaken.

Hands of a gape and breasts.

But it'll cook. What? Hi, all.

Working late?

Yeah, meeting with Gary.

Van, next time you decide to throw a punch at my business partner, I can get

your facts straight.

You hit Gary. Why?

Because he's an idiot. It was a misunderstanding.

Oh, pleased to hear that.

You're in business with a man.

And I've had enough of what's bad around here. It's about time things were good.

Yeah, idiot.

Oh, come on, you lot.

on it.

There's going to be no more scrapping, no more argy -bargy, and as soon as

Munter gets back, I'm going to have a party for Casey and Munter. A proper

engagement party on me.

Oh, Cheryl!

Joyce. Is Gary coming?

Do you like it?

There's not much to it.

So clearly the nun thing's over.

When did nuns ever dress like this? Only in some parallel universe where

religion involves wearing no clothes. Well, I'm blonde, I'm tall, and I'm

available, and he's not going to be able to ignore it. Amen to that.

Fuck, Dad, you're a miracle worker.

No, it's just that I'm in debt. No, lucky he came through with later

took his first piss on a catheter.

That's great.

Thank you.

Baby!

Oh, my God, that is such a beautiful ring. I know, it costs a grand.

We've got a pretty good discount from Polonia.

Gary! Love birds.

Cash, it's a bit tacky. I didn't know what you needed.

Of course, thanks.

Do your worst with it. Thank you.

I'll get you a beer, Barry.

I'd rather flip over.

You're a good mate.

I'm so glad you guys made up.

I've got to go to bed and sleep on some sausages.

No, no, no.

If you guys don't want to let me do it.

There's so much to see. I know. What's the problem? Maybe you're out of

practice.

Tim.

You've got a visitor.

Ed?

Have you met my partner in crime?

Not literally, of course.

Oh. Wayne.

I'll leave you to it, then.

Sorry, Ted, if I'd known there was a party on. Oh, don't be silly.

I thought I'd whip up a beer bong for the kids.

A lot of piss to sink.

This results all of you?

To what do I owe the honour?

Colin woke up this morning and asked for a divorce.

Said he'd had enough.

Wasn't in love with me anymore.

I'm sorry for your loss.

I'm not.

Hell, we've been going through the motions too many years.

I hope she'd like to stay.

It's going to be a better night.

Drown your sorrows.

I was hoping you'd say that.

Bill! Daddy!

I ran out of wrapping paper, so I left the box in the van.

Gee. Oh,

get yourself a drink.

Oh, all right, then. Happy to.

Hey, Cheryl.

No, there's a steak here. Another batch on the go. Yay.

I can give you a hand if you want.

That's very nice of you, Pascal.

Must be really hot out there by that barbie. Mm.

Quite cold, actually.

Oh, well, I know headphones are keeping warm.

Yeah? Well, if you go outside, you might want to put on a coat.

You're rejected. You're tragic, blatant. Come on, shut up.

Look, who's more interested in mum than you?

I would.

Yeah.

You want to tell me what's going on?

Oh, it's called a party.

You know what this feels like?

Like someone's flicked the switch and I've gone back in time to parties I used

to rate in this house. Oh, come on. People are having a great time out

And who's paying for that? I am.

How could you let him do this to you?

Hey, I didn't let anyone do anything.

I make my own decisions, and walking away was not a fucking option. He's on

dodge. He swears not.

Jesus, Cheryl.

Come on, are people happy out there? Are they having a good time?

Not the point.

I did what I had to do, and now I'm going to make the best of it. And if

means that I can help my friends, my family, throw a fucking party, what the

hell's wrong with that?

What happened to you?

Nothing.

What I loved about you was...

He rose above, you know, he took a lifetime of crooked shit and he turned

around. Well, nothing's changed.

Want to keep saying that till you believe it?

Listen, I have no interest in Gary.

None whatsoever, if that's what you're worried about.

Is that why he's here walking around like he owns the place? Well, I guess he

does in a way.

Is that what this is about?

No. It's about you. What I saw in you.

Right. So you only care about me when I'm on the bones of my ass and I need

rescuing. Is that it? No.

It's about principle.

Oh, come on, Wayne. You're not a fucking cop anymore. I know. Is that what you

want? Do you want to go back to that? I can't. I did this thing. I made this

deal for you.

And for Jethro.

Jethro?

He had problems.

Wayne, please, can we just not talk about this now?

What, is there a better time? Casey and Munter are having a party. They can get

married the way they want. They are happy, for Christ's sake. And that's all

want for the people I love to be happy, for the people that I love. You still

want more. Jesus, I don't know how many other ways to say this to you. I am not

a criminal anymore.

And you're not a cop.

You guys have to come. Munter's doing his speech.

We'd better go.

Yeah.

Hey, I'd like to thank you all for coming.

Me and Case weren't going to have a party because we're meant to be saving

for our wedding.

But then it's like tonight just fell out of the sky.

that's the way the universe works.

You know, if you have faith and life and love, especially a good woman,

then the universe provides.

But the most massive part of me and Kate's universe are the we.

And especially Cheryl West.

It's just massive, eh?

You're the only person at this party who can't get rat faced. How is that fair?

Are you going hunting?

Take care of yourself, Loretta.

Why?

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