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You want to buy it?

Two million.

Two mil. Fair price.

It's very nice. You diddled them out of this pay.

And there's one more thing. The money that Mum owes you.

Go on. Aren't you the good son?

What did you do?

I made Gary a lot of money. So now he owes me.

He's a player now.

Did I tell you that? I'll call you tomorrow.

Right.

Let's unleash hell.

Stay away from me, you fucking sick.

Fuck.

I think a man would be able to fix his own tail rail. Yeah, but G -Thrower's

a man.

He's a wanker.

Hey, it's the council lady.

Hi.

Hey, what's she going to hand?

Hey, this is our job, man.

But I don't think she's after the tail rail, eh?

Yeah, she needs screws.

Is she going to trash your brother's car? We should stop her.

Yeah. Yeah.

Whoa!

Hey! Whoa!

That's my brother's car you're smashing up there. I know that, dick breast.

Hey, you watch your language, council lady.

Yeah, and what are you smashing the car up for? He fucking deserves it.

That is one angry council lady.

Yeah, we tried to stop her, eh? But she was too quick for us.

What did you do?

Nothing. Yeah, I may just be a humble tradesman, but nothing does not usually

end up in a smashed -up car.

And someone had given her the bash.

Yeah, not me.

Did you dump her?

I'm not on with her.

You were alone in that bed last night. Look, guys, I've got a hell of a

hangover, all right?

Let me take this downstairs.

What about your towel rail?

She had a pretty good hammer on me.

It must work out. Okay, thanks.

So what about the taro? What about dealing to my car?

Wear home handy?

Bro, if it was your fence or your letterbox, it'd be a different story.

Hey there.

Hey.

Um, thought we could do brunch.

Shit, what happened?

Oh, nothing.

Total nothing.

Big nothing. Just having a bit of trouble with a client. Hey.

council thing.

This is my brother, Dan.

Ah, hi.

Danielle, nice to meet you.

I'm Muntery.

Munter? Yeah.

Right. Heard a lot about you too.

Not that much.

Shall we go in?

Ah, look, I've got a couple of things I've got to sort out, so can we catch up

later on today?

Okay.

See ya.

Fucking wankers.

I'll reach and stretch and sprinkle that starter.

Mrs. Watson is giving it a good old sprinkle.

She is so courageous. She just keeps on knitting despite her hearing and speech

deficit. She said this colour really suits me.

She's blind as well.

Just because you're fat and pregnant and have no sense of style doesn't mean you

have to be a bitch.

Oh, I love this part. No matter what our age, we can all reach and stretch. Who

made this crap?

My friend, Mr. Kirby.

Kirby by name.

And it's not crap.

The shots are okay.

He just loves, like, mucking around with cameras and computers and stuff. That's

not all he wants to muck around with.

Shh. Listen.

We can all reach out and touch.

Even people with limited mobility.

We just have to reach out and touch every day.

And coming in for the bazooka shot.

Hot to trot, pervy boy.

Why do you guys have to make everything so icky?

Someone has to hang it out there for the lower common denominator.

What about, like, love and kindness and spirits communicating?

They were tet shots.

Well, thank goodness I had to go to work.

They were tet shots.

You're hard at it on a Sunday.

Needs much.

I like this place, Cheryl.

Reminds me of when I was starting out.

It's got milk, I guess, and a sugar.

Thanks.

Would it have been so bad to have me pump in some capital?

I thought you needed capital.

You don't miss much, do you? Is that meant to be a compliment?

Just trying for small talk, Cheryl. Give a man a break. What I can't work out is

why you'd come all the way down here just to make small talk. Pleasure of

company. Piss off.

The thing about you, Cheryl, you're an inspiration.

A lot of people, their kids don't listen to a word they say, but yours, phew,

they go out on a limb for you.

What's that mean for me?

That deal Jethro pulled together was very ambitious, worth about a mil.

I didn't know he had that much lying around.

No, no, no, he was brokering that deal for someone else.

Is that what he said?

He's sharp.

But there's only one person he was doing it for.

Miss West.

I'm keeping very close.

Look her up.

Oh.

I'm afraid it's time to stop.

We haven't done our warm down.

Will the chapel group have this booked for 11 .30? It's only 11 .20, you stupid

pillock. They're having a video on the rocky road to redemption.

Bloody Bible bashes.

Mr. Purvis.

Are you in, Willem? Is that your problem? Okay, everyone. We're finishing

now. Let's go back to our rooms, breathe and stretch.

It's like Mrs. Watson.

Can I see you in my office, Pascal?

This really doesn't have to be a big deal. We just moved the class earlier.

That's not why I needed to see you.

Okay.

I had a complaint from Mrs. Watson's daughter about the theft of a mohair

Some kind of rug, I see. More of a shawl.

You know about that?

Mrs. Watson gave it to me.

Well, apparently... Apparently, she promised that they were daughter.

Mrs. Watson's daughter is an evil, grasping bitch who never visits.

I have to look into any complaint.

Did you ask Mrs. Watson?

I had a glance at your file, Pascal.

You first came here on community service.

What was that for?

Nothing. You got community service for nothing?

It was just a misunderstanding at a shop.

Some things fell into my boots. They're kind of wide at the leg.

I see.

But I'm a really different person now.

I don't need as much make -up. A word of advice, Pascal.

The elderly are easily confused and taken advantage of. I didn't even want

take the throne. This is what's in make -up. Then you won't mind bringing it

back tomorrow.

Fine.

Along with any other items that fell into your boots.

What is it, sir? I think you heard me.

I'm not some fat, thieving hobag.

I'd never call you fat, Pascal.

I'm not a thief.

Return the items. It goes no further.

Well, well.

Look at you.

Coffee? Ah, no, thanks.

You certainly tied one on last night.

Yeah.

What happened?

You don't know?

Well, I wouldn't be asking if I did.

Oh.

Well, last I saw, you'd met up with a lovely trainer and you were heading off

the toilets.

Why would I do that?

Why, the bloke's got a lady in the club.

You tell me.

So when did I leave?

Then I'll buggered off.

You two getting hot and heavy in threes of crowd when nothing happened.

What, you think I go around bleating about this to you three?

I won't say anything to Danielle if that's what you're worried about.

That is what you're worried about.

How'd you hear that?

How do you know?

I can see you shielding.

I don't know.

It's all a bit of a blur.

Big Gary's fine.

What did you say that?

This is the M .O., haven't you noticed?

Party on, then you're the one who suffers.

What is it?

I'm sorry.

Hello, my friend.

It is good I should meet you because I'm going to call.

Oh, Mr. Dozak, this is my friend, Daniel.

Pleased to meet you, lovely lady.

We have a great news in our community.

The Creation Society hosts an international festival of the accordion.

Well, that's great.

Yes. Great gathering.

Much music.

A little drinking, perhaps.

Have you seen our club's room?

I've not.

This is good because it's shit.

But it will be a state of the art when we draw on society fun.

Oh, I'm not sure of the figures at the moment.

Well, do a beautiful festival.

And you will have a free ticket.

Thank you. I can't wait.

Yeah.

I'll call you first thing.

Okay.

You're clearly the man tonight.

Yeah.

It's a client.

Look, I... Here we go.

Can't face the creme brulee.

I'll make it up to you, I promise.

Yeah, how would you do it?

Yeah, hi, this is Jethro Look, um

Whatever happened last night We should sort this

Okay, so call me back

You

having a clear out?

Piss off It's like a bomb went off in an op shop There's been this stupid

complaint And now I have to take all of this stuff back to the lovely old people

who gave them to me. They're going to be so upset.

They're worth a few bucks.

Give it back.

You don't want it. Mr Purvis gave it to me.

What are you getting in return, eh? A few bed baths. Rub -a -dub -dub, eh?

No, it's not like that. He likes me for who I am, and they all do, and I haven't

had sex with any of them.

I'm really worried about you.

This job is seriously screwing with your head.

I love my job.

What happened to the girl who did over the entire makeup section of Bunsen's

Chemist and didn't get caught?

I'm not like that anymore.

I'll take the lot off your hands for 50.

50. If she used even a tiny percent of her two brain cells, she'd figure out

that she doesn't have to take it back.

How?

Is Dorky Derek a cop?

No, he's a nurse manager. Can nurse managers come round and search your

Oh, right, of course.

A hundred for the china.

Piss off, they're mine.

Yay, finally.

Hey. Hey.

You recovered?

Getting there.

Pull these around for the Isengard sale.

That's fast work.

Yeah, well, no time like the prison, eh?

It's a lot of money to raise in a short time.

It's not like I've got a whole lot of handy accounts I can just dump into.

Am I right with that?

No, it's just that if I don't get it settled today, you're going to go

else with this.

No. Why would I? Well, you know, you're not above a bit of two -timing.

Well, you think that's funny.

She is.

Offensive.

Why would I sleep with a woman I don't even like?

Well, it wouldn't stop some guy.

If a bitch is up for it, why not? Maybe she deserves it. Yeah, well, I'm not

like that.

Of course not.

Thanks for these.

I'll get on to it.

Okay.

I will need a bank check.

Direct transfer from our society fund.

How much?

All of it.

Okay, well, according to the rules of your society, your treasurer is the only

person that can make withdrawals of over 500?

He is in Croatia, and my cousin has a window to start building next week.

Well, maybe your treasurer could fax me through an authorization.

You call me a liar.

Your society has rules. I'm meant to follow them.

Okay, I get the form.

Great.

You'll have a wonderful festival.

Are you sarcastic about that, Codian?

No, no, no, not at all.

Good, because in that case, I would punch you.

Hello, Cyril.

Today, how are you? I'm well, and my family also, and we celebrate because

loving and virtuous daughter is engaged.

Which one's that, then?

We have only one.

Draskovo Mary Polyanovich.

They're a fine family with many panel -beaten branches.

Great. Great and convenient.

I only care for my daughter's happiness.

I'll be back for my money.

What money is that?

Croatian society.

Cookies to handle their trust accounts.

There's still some left. Look, Mum, it's really good to see you, but I'm quite

busy. What the hell are you doing? Who are you brokering it for?

That's not important. Gary said it was worth a better meal.

What's Gary talking to you about it for?

What, is this some kind of dark secret?

Look, Mum, I did this deal so that you didn't have to worry. Yeah, I know that.

So stop worrying, okay?

It's a done deal. It'll be fine.

You better not be bullshitting me. Jesus, Mum.

Stop worrying, okay?

It's fine.

I do. I really do. And I wouldn't give it back until... I had to.

Oh, please don't cry. Look, I'll go make you a cup of tea, okay?

What's going on, Angel?

Mrs. Watson thinks I don't like her knitting.

Oh, it's just a lovely blanket.

You noticed?

You look a treat in pink.

Brings out the roses in your cheeks.

But now her daughter's going to get it. She won't even suit it.

She's the thief, not me. Who said that?

Was it him?

That pommy jerk?

I can't.

Burden you with my professional issues.

Of course you can.

No, really, I can.

I'm going to go get my spots in your team.

You jumped up rodent out there. Mr. Perth. I know your sorts. Get your kicks

from making girls cry.

You're a bully, that's what you are. You have a grievance. Let's take this back

to my office. Let's take it outside now.

Please, go back to your room. Pick on my girl and get away with it. This is

ridiculous.

Jethro!

What can I do for you?

You think you can screw me and get away with it?

I never screwed you, Vin. What about your Hippocratic oath, eh? What about

Well, that's doctors. You conned me, you bastard.

No, you engaged me to stop publication of a book that would tarnish your

reputation and expose you to criminal charges.

I did that.

I told you I'd never sell my land. You diddled me. You didn't sell it. You

gifted it, right?

And as a result, the number of women that hate your guts won't be charging

with rape and sodomy.

We're savaging on this the whole time. What the fuck?

Did Gary Savage put you up to this?

Oh, yeah, he'd do it. I know he would. Vern, this is paranoid bullshit. Yeah,

didn't sound like that when he came bowling up to me to gloat about how he

getting my land on the cheap. Vern.

I have to go.

I'll have you struck off!

Matt Sobor?

Thanks.

Kosher delicacies. I sometimes wonder if that is a contradiction in terms.

And you're not listening to me at all, are you?

Sorry.

It still hurts.

This is nasty.

Ow.

You must have been out of it.

Yeah, maybe I wasn't just drunk.

What are you talking about?

Some kind of drug.

With Gary?

No way.

Are you okay?

Yeah. I just have this feeling like everything's imploding.

23 West.

I got your message.

We should talk about what happened. Hi. Thanks for calling me back.

You're a fucking creep, you know that?

Acting like this is my fault.

Maybe we could get together.

You think I want to be alone with you? You are sick and dangerous.

I just want to make this better.

Oh, really?

How about going to the cops and turning yourself in? Trina.

Crazy client.

Cool. Trina?

Yeah, some stuff. Got a bit pear -shaped. Don't do this to me.

But, Danielle... You're going to tell me what's going on?

I can't. Why not?

Too fucked in the head, all right? Well, I'd rather know that you were crazy

than you were lying to me.

Cool.

Danielle... Look... Here's her field.

On the way to Matamata, there's a stretch of highway and all the signs are

pointing to Tahuna. This is the crazy bit?

I get the feeling that Gary doesn't like that I've done this deal and he's

trying to take me down.

It's not direct, but all the signs... Are going to Tahuna.

It's ridiculous, I know.

What's he done to you?

You can't help me.

I'll call you.

Okay?

Hello, Miss Traynor. You're looking lovely.

Have a good night.

Dear, I want him to you.

What? I didn't do anything?

I'm really, really sorry, and I'll talk to Mr Purvis. I don't think you will.

He's been arrested.

Well, there was some argument for it, but I said no.

He's just way smart, and he gets frustrated.

Helping with that, are you? Are you trying to be smutty? No. You're implying

things about handjobs?

Pascal, you're a very attractive young woman. Very attractive.

But you're overly familiar, particularly with the men.

You hold no qualifications in nursing, occupational therapy, which leads me to

another matter.

Your classes.

What about them?

They've not been checked by a qualified physio, so they will cease forthwith.

But everybody loves him. It's a health and safety issue.

No one's been hurt, and only one person has actually died, but he had a heart

condition. We'll wrap it up here, Pascal.

But it's not their fault that they're old, and this is just wrong, and it

Well, if you don't like it, you know what you can do. No, what?

Nothing. Just stay away from Alistair Purvis.

G'day. This is the genuine article?

Yeah. Saving your money for the big investors?

Maybe.

What can I do you for?

Um... Trainer's talking about going to the cops.

Shit. Yuck.

So, I need details.

What bar we went to, what time we got there, when you left for me.

Okay, we hit the club about one.

Oak Run K Road.

Then I left about half past.

Right. Now let's go into the toilets.

Ladies. Yeah.

Listen, Jethro, if this comes to anything, you were with me the whole

need a story.

Okay.

You do that. What do you think?

I'm on your side.

How'd you run into Vern?

Shit, there's no tangent.

You told him that you were buying his land? I ran into him at council.

He was being a sanctimonious prick.

You think I wouldn't take the chance to get one over him? Yeah.

Well, he's talking law society.

Getting me struck off. That's my fucking fault, is it?

You're in a bit of shit here.

But you should ask yourself who made this cock up.

I'm not the one who took shortcuts, ripped off client funds.

That's what you did, huh?

Your client authorised that?

You pull a fast one on Vern, you dip into client funds, then you dip your

into the wrong girl. Who did that, mate? You did. All of it. So don't go blaming

me. Okay?

Thanks for the beer.

What's all that shit about?

If you don't like it, you know what you can do. It's like he wants to get rid of

me. Well, maybe because he does.

Well, why doesn't he just fire me then? Because that would mean like 52

warnings, 100 letters and a million dollars in lawyer's fees.

What? It's really hard to fire people these days. Why do you think I keep all

useless stuff on casual contracts?

So Derek wants me to quit?

If you walk, he can't get slapped with unjustified dismissal.

So sneaky.

His only other option is to restructure your job out of existence, but I guess

they always need people to wipe wrinkly butts.

I know more than that, much more.

Maybe that's why he hates you too.

What, caring?

Because you're putting out for Mr Purvis and not him.

Why do you always have to bring everything back to sex? Is it like a

of being pregnant or something?

No, I just understand the baseness that is human nature.

Well, you're wrong, because...

Good and beautiful always run out of a yuck, bad and huff. And you and Derek

not going to make me give up my career because you're mean and evil.

Dick?

What are you doing sneaking up on me?

I live here, remember?

Oh, yeah.

Hey, idiot. How are you?

Why are you doing it now?

Oh, Mum said I had to because of the sun shining out of your... your butt.

But then I was thinking, if the sun really did shine out your bum, then you

wouldn't need a towel because your bum would be hot all the time. Are you

stoned?

I had a couple of puffs for concentration yet.

You got any more?

Or you want to smoke a joint with me?

Well, I'm not nicking anything for you or dumping any checks for you. I don't

want you to.

Oh, I know.

You want to get me wasted so you don't have to pay me, right?

I've still got some.

So, what's the trick?

There's no trick, alright?

I'm a bit of shit and I want to get wasted. Is that so hard to get?

You're in the shit.

Money, career, the works.

You remember Trina, the windscreen?

Oh.

Couldn't you, um, couldn't you get it fixed?

Light the joint.

Okay, so let me get this straight.

Council lady says that you got nasty with her, right? But if you didn't, then

that's pretty fucking mean, man, even for a council lady.

Yeah.

So why would she do that?

Apart from that she hates me.

She rooted you.

Not anymore.

Well, so she tries to get you back by rooting you.

Or saying that you rooted her. The point is, Van, there's one kind of root that

leads to criminal charges.

Oh, you... Whoa.

Did you?

I can't remember.

Well, you don't forget a root.

Even a bad route.

Especially a bad route, Jethro. Yeah, I was out of it.

Oh, then you couldn't have done it.

I mean, everyone knows you can't go the distance when you're wasted.

You didn't.

You wouldn't.

Well, I could have.

A while ago.

Yeah, you do have a nasty side.

Your Chinese burn side.

Not anymore.

No more Chinese burns?

I think I'm in love with someone.

That's the first time it's happened to me.

You have had heaps of girlfriends.

I never loved them. Yeah?

Yeah, that's why I can't believe... I couldn't have done this.

I wouldn't.

I thought they'd stop me going to prison.

Yeah, you wouldn't handle that, man.

All those heavy dudes.

In the showers.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't need to do the soap thing, Van.

I could do it.

Jail, not the soap thing.

You'd go to prison for me.

Yeah, well, you'd done stuff for me before. When I was fucked up.

And that's a stupid idea.

Yeah, you're probably right.

Wait.

We're having another one.

What you've got to do is not tell anyone about this and then prove you didn't do

it and then you'll be sweet.

This is brilliant.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's a shame it's fucking impossible.

Did you fix it?

What? We went round to death row.

Oh, yeah, we had a heap of stuff to work through.

It's just a towel rail.

No, the jib was a bit rooted.

Life's bigger than a towel rail.

There's heaps more hanging on it.

Hold on. Ben!

Fuck are you on about?

Nothing.

It's the major shit that she throws in.

You do not talk about.

What major shit?

Oh, and the towel rail.

Sweater than that.

We had two clients lined up this morning. This better be worth it.

I told you, man. It's life and death.

Electrics? No, no. But you're going to be so into it, man.

It's a fence.

But they already got fences, bro.

Get the hell up here.

Oh, bro, it's the council lady.

Yeah, she's after Jethro.

Well, she already got him.

She's done bad shit, man. So we've got to follow her and get evidence. Like,

CSI. Oh, they don't follow. They just get the evidence.

Well, then that's... What we do, don't do it. When she says that, she'll be as

good as the king.

Where is my money?

I still haven't received a fax from your treasurer, sir. Why is there no money

in our bank?

I checked on our account. There is nothing there.

Yeah, well, I noticed your funds hadn't been touched for a while, so I

reinvested the money. Where is this investment?

It's a property.

It'll mature quite soon.

Bullshit. No, it's true.

If the money doesn't go back by tomorrow to an account, I'll talk to the police.

Okay, fine.

And you will hear from my son, Blavka and Timislav.

They're Nicodian champions in the door and also have a strong feast in the

Okay?

To think we have a peahead lawyer and then a seething lawyer who want this

of service.

We could stay in Croatia.

Mum. Hi.

I took a short -term risk on a long -term gain, all right?

It'll work out. That's not what Van said last night.

Van was out of it, all right? Look, even if he is off his faith, he's still

trustworthy. Is this that thing you said to me about wanting to be a better

criminal than you fucking are? You swear that?

Is that what you think? Look, I don't know what to fucking think. You close

You keep it up. Here, listen to me. If you are in the shit because of me, I

to know.

Okay, I'm not gonna lie to you.

Alright, things aren't good.

But it's not because of you.

Gary's involved?

I can dig my way out, okay?

But, um... If I've made mistakes, they went, uh...

They went all for the wrong reasons, alright?

Triple word? You just slay me, Mr. Trainer.

Pascal, I'd like a word.

His son Jeff has come all the way from Christchurch to see him, but he won't

open the door. What do you expect me to do about it?

He asked to see you.

You have to tell him that it's in his best interest.

Bugger off, you bastards.

It's me, Pascal. Can I come in?

Now, what's going on?

I've got my marching orders.

They're throwing me out.

No. My son's come up to take me away to the flatlands, the grid -ridden plain of

evil. Where's that?

Christchurch. Why do you have to go?

You don't want me to?

No, I'd miss you heaps.

I've been thinking we could go away and get a place together.

Little flat somewhere.

Just us?

I know there's a difference in our ages.

I haven't got a lot of money left, but I haven't got a lot of time either. The

old ticker's on the way out. Don't talk like that.

You must know I love you, Pascal.

Deeply, passionately.

Well, I love you too, just not quite like that.

It was a silly idea.

No, no, it wasn't. It's just I've got a place with my mum.

Well, you wouldn't leave her. Of course you couldn't.

But if you go to Christchurch, I can come and visit.

I don't know that I'll last that long.

To tell you the honest truth, you're what's kept me going.

Your goodness and your vitality. Mr Poovers.

Call me Alistair just once.

You can fight this, Alistair, you can.

You have to know when you're beaten, love.

Well, I'm not.

Better tell Geoffrey he can come in now.

I'll get you to like this place.

Yeah, used to be my local.

You didn't ask me here to talk about the centering, so shoot.

You're right.

I can't blame anyone else for the crap I'm in.

This is about your spot to bother with Trina.

Their office still stands.

We were out all night.

She framed me.

Yeah? Yeah.

Frugged me.

That's what I figured.

The only thing I can't work out is how she would have got me upstairs.

That would have been hard work on her own.

Yeah, that and how she bruised her own face.

That's quite a story.

Yeah.

It's not something I could ever prove.

I'm overextended.

I need to settle this deal or I'm fucked, you know that.

I thought you didn't trust me. I came to you first, didn't I? You did. Points

for that.

The thing is, dear, if you want past cash, we might have to renegotiate.

Yeah, I thought you might say that.

I'll be the one taking the hammering on the interest rate. How much?

Close it to a mil. That's all I can do at short notice.

I need a million plus.

For your mum?

Yep.

Well, you might want to put some change towards a political donation.

Earned from air.

Why would I do that?

Could be worth it.

Not to lose your ticket. No.

Homestead's more important.

It's not an issue anymore.

Why? You came to see me today.

Gee, it was good to catch up.

My terms are these.

A share of the business, there is to be nothing dodgy, and you are not selling

it from underneath me. Why would I do that?

Thought you needed the cash.

Well, I'll find it somewhere else.

And I'm in charge.

Everything has to be run by me.

Everything. Well, I wouldn't expect anything less.

Oh, and one more thing.

Jethro. What about him?

He's a good woman, your mum.

Mind you, you're right.

We'll put in a new amount.

We'll sell and purchase.

We can initial the changes unless you want to redraw them.

Let's just get this settled, eh?

Oh, all square then. Yeah.

Good man.

Bloody good chips.

Yep. You know, I hate you.

Yeah, that's pretty clear on that. But I've decided not to take this thing any

further.

What changed your mind?

If it went to court, I'd only end up being the victim.

Is that right?

You deserve to suffer.

You're set with women.

Yep, you say so.

Hey, bro.

Don't give you guys a key.

Oh, we've been on the job for you, man, all day.

Yeah, we've been following the suspect, you know, the council lady, to get the

proof. You're serious about that?

Yeah, but better we wait the time.

All she did was shopping.

No, no, no, no. Remember, she went to the travel agent before she went to

the bikini and the sunglass and the luggage and the iPod.

But we had to go back to basic.

Hey, bro, what's that?

What? That cock ring, bro.

Where does that go? Yeah, place was, um, it was real tidy, eh?

Apart from the sex stuff and the drugs.

Yeah. Hey, bro, check this out.

What drugs?

Paracetamol, Special K, evening primrose oil. Ketamine.

Yeah, look, don't go there, bro. You know it's horse tranquiliser, eh?

No, no, no, we can't take that.

Oh, it's OK.

No, we didn't get any proof.

Look, we gave up a shitload of work today.

To watch some chick do holiday shopping. Thanks, Jed.

She must be going somewhere warm, eh?

Yeah. I hope you know what you've done here. You took away an old man's

happiness and hope.

There are some very good facilities in the South Island.

Who cares about that?

It is about respect and treating people like they're people, even if they're

wrinkly, even if they had to drink their tea to restore.

Mr. Purvis stuck up for me because he cared, and that's why you're getting rid

of him, because you hate me.

I don't hate you.

Well, it's not fair.

And I would do anything if you would let him stay.

I pray for the love.

Yeah, do.

Annie. Yep.

Shine on.

I'm really sorry.

How is it your fault, love?

You have a lot of life left in you. You have to remember that. Even if

Christchurch is flat and full of murderers.

Oh.

Sometimes it...

It's like I'm still 17.

How is that fair?

Nothing's fair.

It's all new, so you should have it.

Oh, no, no, I couldn't. Oh, don't worry. I've still got copies on the computer.

Down here.

Hi.

Hi.

Another bar mitzvah?

Rotary. 100 % pork products.

How is Tahuna?

Ah, went there.

I screwed over.

Was bad?

Something good came out of it.

What was that?

I realized, um, that I love you.

Shit.

Yeah.

I think I give a fuck about that.

Where do we go from here?

If it all breaks down.

Where do we go from here?

It's the real stuff, the good stuff.

On occasion, Casey, you've got to have the real stuff.

Here he is.

Just in time for a glass.

Trust the lawyer, huh?

Cheers.

I'm fucking sorry it worked out like that.

You had trouble?

Yeah. That's all I care about.

The rest is just money.

Come on. We say thank you.

Thank you.

No matter what life throws at you...

disappointment, even a broken engagement to a doctor of a different culture,

there is always something positive.

You may feel that because you're old or perhaps a little... Go that guru.

Fuck up.

That's not very positive.

You were right. He was in love with me, Mr. Purvis. What a surprise.

Derek was too.

Another bolt from the blue.

Fuck up.

I didn't do this.

No, I did.

I could have done it. A little handjob.

maybe even a blowjob.

Would it have been so bad to save Mr Purvis?

Why do you waste it all on them? You're young.

I kind of had to quit.

I don't think you care. You think the whole world is bad and horrible and

on the side of her.

That's right. It's all my fault.

So no matter how bad life seems, there's always something good and beautiful.

Like a walk in the sunshine or a fluffy kitten on a rainy day.

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