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At least you're just another one of those guys.

Useless guys who just want to live off me like some nice fucking link. Hey,

on! You don't suck, you muntap!

I don't need another fucking loser in my life!

I ain't got no job.

I don't contribute shit.

Maybe I should just piss off. We are together. We're not two.

We're like more than two. Yeah, they're like three.

We've got to find a way to make the most of this strange and unusual power.

Okay, so what's all this about then?

Hurry up. Hurry up.

We've got an announcement to make.

You're getting married?

Of course.

Shut up. Pregnant.

Shut up.

Look, look, as you know, we've been looking for uphauling for a while now,

we've always been entrepreneurs at heart. Tony, babe, you're so hard.

Yeah, and it took us a while, but the signs, they were always there.

There were loads of signs.

And then there were more signs.

We did.

Fish and away.

Then we realized that we were being called by our calling. It is such a

brilliant idea.

Yeah. So tonight is the official launch of our brand new business. Because as

of tonight, we're officially in business.

Tall. Got one part right. No, it's Tall Guys.

The Tall Guys.

You certainly are.

I designed the corporate look.

People need stuff fixed all the time.

And a lot of people who try to do it themselves aren't able to do it

Especially chicks.

Yeah, so we'll be able to do it for them 24 and 7.

What? What?

Fencing, gardening, painting, electrical work.

Since when did you know anything about electrics? I learned some shit off

Sparky, actually.

Your shit's right.

Plumbing. I wonder if it's my leaky tap. I replaced the washer. And you actually

think that people are going to call you guys?

We've put hundreds of these in letterboxes. Yeah, and we left a bunch

Golden Wand Thon.

Heaps of people go there.

Well,

we've got to... A special tall guy's phone with a tall guy's number.

We're just waiting for it to ring.

So we're going to ring? Yeah. How about another round while we're waiting?

You name it, we're up for it at your service night and day. You don't think

people are going to misunderstand this? Cheryl, it says there need handyman

action called the tall guys.

You know, and their rates are really reasonable.

These boys seem very organised.

Are you going to take a piss as well? No, no, these brochures, they're very

professional. Oh, cheeseburgers? Yeah.

Tool guys, eh? Yeah.

So, um, how many tools do you actually have?

I'm going to get those security systems in place, isn't it?

Someone gave you a job, though.

Yeah, looks that way all the time.

This is so unfair.

Hello. You work in an oddworks home, which is pretty much God's waiting room.

No, Mrs. Svensson was different. She was special.

She left me a gift.

Cash? No, it's something much more significant than money.

Her house?

No.

This. A jigsaw.

Mrs. Svensson's life jigsaw.

Oh, lucky you.

Oh, she gave me this too.

Oh, that's what I like.

This is really amazing.

Mrs. Benson told me that sex will hold the key to life's greater meaning.

So she was seriously medicated.

She was dying, so yeah, obviously.

That's really sad because she never got to do this.

So, I'm going to do it for her.

Right here, right now.

And find the meaning.

Jesus, 2 ,000 pieces.

You guys can help me if you want.

Oh, I got that secure.

Shit, I'm running really late. I just don't want to.

I've got an appointment with Best Packs.

And a tricky grogan.

A jigsaw, man.

I've always wanted one of these.

Sweet, man.

What are they for?

Oh, like for making holes and stuff.

Like if there was no hole in the middle of this leaner, bro, I could put one

right there.

A little bit here to bleed.

Yeah, Filani, some of these tools seem pretty old, man. Indeed, my friend.

The older the hand tool, the more wisdom in the hand that holds it.

How much?

You're a young, intrepid businessman. Let's not talk about such crass things

money. Cool.

To the tool guys.

Yeah. Yeah. Tool guys.

All right.

Cheers, bros.

I predict we're busy soon.

Entering the homes.

Many people taking extreme care not to damage their expensive appliances that

will remain unguarded.

Oh, fuck. Never worry.

Uh, job.

What? There's a job.

Fuck, it's happening, mate. Okay, uh... The neglected widescreen TVs are so

lonely. They'll be looking for a new home.

And this is Manta.

I wasn't expecting both of you.

Oh, we always work together so we can offer a full range of services.

Plumbing, electrical... Plumbing?

Yeah, we do anything.

Look, what I got from your flyer was the extra care and attention any time.

Yeah. And my husband's away, so... So, do you actually have anything wrong with

your place?

I do have a blocked gutter. Oh, easy.

That's all part of the service?

Yeah, for sure.

You guys will put husbands out of business.

Yeah. Why don't you come in?

Okay.

Yeah, cool.

Got guttering on the inside of her.

What? Um, won't be a tick.

You got a tick?

Yep.

What? Oh, man, this ain't right.

I know. Indoor guttering's pretty weird, eh? Dude, she's after our tools and not

the ones on our belt.

The one in your trousers, man.

What, the Venatron? Yeah.

Choice. No, no, no, not choice.

She thinks we're like guy hookers, man.

No fucking way. Yes fucking way.

Well, why would she think that?

There's nothing on here that says anything about rooting.

Well, it does say we do anything, and I guess the bit about full range of

services, full care and attention any time, night or day, and ladies, don't be

shy to call. We're the men for you.

Could be read a couple of ways.

Shit, man.

So what do we do?

We tell her no.

Yeah, but... One minute.

What about the customer is always right?

Dude, we're here to do the fences, not the ladies. Yeah, well, you can't

you're married. I'm married?

Well, you've got a missus, Casey.

Bro, this ain't our business.

No, but if we don't deliver, then it's bad for business.

See?

We should go.

Okay. I've got it.

I've got it. Okay?

There's two of us.

Right? And we're in this together.

Huh?

Hi. Hello.

Yeah, nah, for sure, man.

Yeah, what's your address?

And, uh, what do you need doing?

Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, we'll be there as soon as we can.

Yeah, about half an hour.

Yeah,

I'm finished.

All you've done is turn the pieces the right way up. Yeah, it's a really

important part of the process.

Mrs. Benson, she would turn them all over and then she'd call out, I'm ready

get jiggy with it, Pascal.

She's so sweet.

Jiggy? Yeah.

It's the official term for jigsaw doing.

That's not sweet.

That's tragic.

You can do the green bit if you want. I have no interest in your pathetic hobby.

But there are so many pieces and so many of them are like nearly the same but

just a little bit different. There must be hundreds of ways they can go

together. Pascal.

There's only one way.

Picture.

Pieces. Put pieces together to make picture.

See? You are really good at strategy.

There's no strategy. It's a jigsaw.

See?

Therapy for retards.

Oh my god, you are a natural.

No. Come on, let's get to it. No way.

What, you're saying you can't do it?

Not that I can't, that I won't, because jigsaws are stupid. You can't do it.

Fine.

Fine. Fine.

I'll only help you, like, ten minutes.

There

you go.

I didn't do the work. Yeah, but you did an awesome job on the guttering, bro.

Bro, I thought we were meant to be the tall guys. You know, fixing stuff, being

useful, doing it together.

Yeah, we shared the load, split the cap. It's all good.

So is this how it's going to be?

You get the check, I get the guttering. You don't want the check, man. You've

got Casey.

I didn't want the check.

No, man.

Why didn't she want me?

I don't know. Maybe she was more... cappuccinos and loccuccino.

Hey, you're a really good -looking guy.

It's all good.

Look, it was a one -off, all right? It's not going to happen again.

We're going to be building fences, shit like that.

Come on.

What's our next job?

Oh, this guy Graham here's got a problem with the TV cabinet.

See?

See? Don't worry about it, man.

And if Graham wasn't here, he's all yours.

I'm fucking believable.

Natural ruby rondelles.

Beesel and prong set throughout. You've done well, girl.

I don't think I'm going to keep it.

Really? I'll hock it for you.

Keep it simple. 50 -50.

No, I meant I should give it back.

Oh, my God. How did you know that those go there?

Straight bits, which is usually a bit of a hint they might go on an edge, which

is traditionally where they go.

Well, there's heaps of straight bits. Do you want to help?

Yeah, okay.

I need more blue.

I've got shit loads of blue.

I've got a corner.

There you are, sweetheart.

Thank you.

That's real money, bro, that we really earn together.

Oh, the fruits of commerce, eh? Yeah, we're in business, Balani.

Oh, and we're very proud to give you your first invoice.

At all dreams.

800 bucks?

We can't pay that.

You don't have to pay until the 20th of the month. But cash flow is an issue.

May I make a suggestion?

Now, you have clients, right?

Yes. You have clients who can afford to hire you guys to fix things, right?

Yeah. So they probably can afford to lose, say, a fresh screen TV, DVD. No,

way. No, no, no. You don't have to take it.

Just an inventory of, like, all the good stuff.

And then we won't worry about the invoice.

No, no.

Filani, that's a really bad idea.

Look, our clients would have met us, they'll have our number.

Yeah, we kind of got into this so we didn't have to do that shit.

I'm sorry you don't share my vision.

I'm also sorry that I forgot to put the GST on that invoice. Make it an even

nine. Hey, prick.

It's all guys, hey.

Oh, yeah, yeah, can I... Yep, yep, you're right, 24 and 7.

What?

Oh, no, I don't think that's good.

Okay.

What? Oh, just Karen drinking.

What? What are you doing?

See, I've got this friend called Gail.

She's got a thing for brown guys and she's seen a picture through, but you

want to see it.

You don't... Oh, dude, she's nude.

No, look, even though she's hot, you don't want to do it, man. Bro, I love

Casey, but it ain't like we're married.

I really want to do this man for the business. Casey won't know.

She's a woman. They always know.

Bro, we have professional responsibilities.

And I don't want to be the gutter guy all the time. Okay, give me the keys to

the business vehicle.

Why?

You go find Casey.

I'm there for you, mate. It won't work if we're not together. Look, that's a

risk I'm prepared to take, okay? For you, for the business.

Come on.

Oh, excuse me.

Can you please give my friend here a jug of whatever he would like?

Fuck it. It can't be done.

Ha, she admits defeat.

No, I don't. It's just pointless and a complete waste of time. Here, here.

Oh, come on, babe, get into it. Well, if you want to do something pointless, why

don't you come over here and do the dishes?

Ooh, Ted, nice line of sky.

Thank you, Porky.

So you're seriously going to do the whole thing?

And what about the table? Where are we going to eat?

We are finding life's greater meaning.

Which is?

Well, you would find out if you weren't such a quitter.

I'd rather put my hand in a blender.

Loretta, if you walk out that door, you are dead.

Excuse me?

Put the necklace back in the box.

I bet you'll get some weird collective brain image.

I got one!

I got one!

That does, does it?

Yeah, it does if you push it in.

If it don't fit, don't force it.

Hey, tour guide!

Are you Mrs. West?

Put an old level from a bevel.

You ready to go?

Yeah, I'm just doing a joke's alone.

Not very well.

Yeah, these are like the original Game Boy. Come on, let's go. No, no, wait.

I just, I have to find this piece.

No, Cass, we've got to go now.

Yeah, bugger off. Soon, soon.

Maybe. Oh, she's so bad right now, you know.

If you don't come home with me now, I'm going to bend you over this table.

Oh, look. No way are you doing that on Mrs. Benson's jigsaw. There'll be no

hanky -panky. We could lose a piece.

Okay, take me away.

Yay.

How'd it go?

Yeah, did the business.

Is your career?

I'm Paul Padry.

To do what?

Keith, come on.

The thing is, hell guy makes you come home so hot

and horny.

You want to go again?

No.

I want you to marry me.

Sit.

Yeah.

Holy moly.

Why?

Why?

Because I love you so much and we've got it so good that we need to lock it up,

you know, bottle it.

I need you to marry me.

Wow.

So is that a yes?

You know I love you so much.

But... But what?

I can't say yes.

Why?

What we have is so special and you totally rock my world.

Yes, I... We don't want to mess with that mojo.

You won't? It's not that I won't, it's that I can't.

I mean, there's no one else in the entire world that I would rather marry

you.

Sometimes people get married and it all turns to shit. And, you know, you've

just started the business.

Are you okay with that?

Sure, babe.

Good and sleep.

Flushing the kidneys.

Yeah, needed a leak.

Kind of pissed in the sink, aren't you?

Thought I might aim for your slippers.

Actually, I've got to go over these plans for this warehouse.

Bullshit.

Yeah, it's bullshit.

Wouldn't this be easier? No need for that.

It's upside down. I like it that way.

Okay.

So, Porky, what's the security bullshit you're working on? What do you care?

What's there to steal?

You think I'd tell you?

I'm retired.

Why else would I be doing this?

Yeah, right.

When was the last time you broke in anywhere?

You think that's a qualification?

I know one end of a job from another.

And I was a cop.

All you buggers care about is who did it and how to catch the poor bastard.

You never did the hard yards cracking a job.

Ooh!

Four of a kind. You beauty.

Upside down.

Only way to do it.

Hey.

What took you so long, bro?

Bro, I didn't see you picking me up.

I've been too busy taking calls, man.

Got our first job already.

It's a broken letterbox. Yeah?

What's her name?

No, it's a guy.

Robert. Sure it ain't Roberta.

It's a guy, okay? So let's go.

Come on.

So, Wayne said he was getting up to get ahead on his work.

Face it, your boyfriend's a geek. And what are we meant to do, eat our

off the floor?

Yeah, freaks.

Bugger it. Come on, let's clear this shit away.

Oh, yes, please.

Talk! What are you doing?

Get away! What are you doing?

Get away! It's just a drink, it's all for Christ's sake.

Look, for Christ's sake, it's a jigsaw!

You two, grown men, playing with this shit all night.

I was working. He was.

Bollocks, you were.

Oh, my God.

It's a totally fine corner to finish. Who did it?

Practice at 3 .32 a .m. Oh, Grandpa, you are so amazing.

Only a few trees on sky.

Yeah, but there is a lot of sky.

I am pretty proud of it.

Well, gee whiz. You know what? I'm going to leave you guys to it. I'm going to

work. That's that thing that people do when they're not stuck at home fondling

little pieces of cardboard.

I must say.

Oh, that is amazing.

Look, your mother having a faddy.

No, they're here and there to actually agree on something.

Are you off to work?

Pesco is.

Wayne, did I pick up here? Yeah, look. Yeah.

I don't think it'd be any good for you to reinfect anybody. Okay, so he's going

to have to delay that meeting?

Yep.

Oh, he's really sorry.

Chicken.

Okay. Thanks.

Okay.

I was going to get that piece.

Some have got it.

Some don't.

There you go.

Yeah, great. Thanks. See you. See you. Cheers, mate.

He didn't want any extras.

What's weird is that we used to knock down letter boxes for fun. Right.

And now people are paying us to fix them.

That's pretty weird, huh?

Maybe.

I just want to know what's really weird, bro. What?

When you think something's one way and it turns out another way and you end up

not knowing which way's the right way.

Like an egg.

Yeah, sometimes.

Life is a total egg, man.

Look, that makes it feel any better.

That girl chick, she was a total dog when you got up close, bro.

My God.

You a manta here, one

of the tall guy?

Uh -huh.

Okay.

I can come around now.

What's up?

Just that Graham guy, eh?

Problem with the TV cabinet.

Hey, I'll drop you at the pub, you get the beers, then I'll sort it.

Sweet.

So you're a friend of Karen's, eh?

She couldn't recommend you highly enough.

Said you did a great job on her guttering.

We aim to please.

So, do you do plumbing?

For you, I can do anything.

Come on in.

Kitchen's through here.

Do you mean actual plumbing?

Yes. Is that a problem?

I'll just grab my tools from the van.

So you're all sick, are you?

Yeah, a bit under the weather.

And how's the security plans going?

Coming along.

Hi. Shut up. Cover your piece.

Still haven't finished.

Man, you guys are slow.

Who's holding the fort at Hootie?

Sorry, I can't concentrate.

Munter proposed last night.

Must have been a hell of a shag.

Jesus, why didn't you say? Oh, my God, let's crack open the bubbles.

No, no, I kind of turned him down.

What, is it some kind of a hammer triangle thing?

No, no, no, no, it's not that. Why not? Look, Munter's great and he's been

trying so hard. And Christ, he's even got a business going. Of sorts.

It'll go nowhere.

He's only been doing it for two minutes.

And I can't get married till everything's in place.

You know, it's a bit like this TikTok thing. Back off.

Well, what's the problem?

Well, I've known the exact wedding I wanted ever since I was nine and

Falcon Crest, and Manta could never afford that. Plus, I need to lose 5kg to

to my ideal weight.

Get out of it. I am only doing this to keep my mind off my problems.

Listen here, if you had any sense, you'd know that weddings aren't about dresses

and bales.

Although you probably could lose 5kg.

He's saying I'm fat.

No, I'm saying marry Munter and go away.

Oh, my God, look at this.

Look, I did it. I did it, the green bit. I did it.

That doesn't go there.

Well, don't marry Munter and still go away.

You guys don't care about me at all, do you? You only care about the jigsaw.

Pretty much the size of it. Look, don't listen to them. They're all mental.

Munter's great. Nope.

My mind's made up.

How's it going?

Yeah, almost there.

The other stuff that Karen said you do.

Are you really as good as she led me to believe?

Actually, she went with my mate, but I'm even better.

Is that so?

Yep.

Then I have another job for you.

Won't your husband mind?

I'm single.

I like to keep things simple.

I can tell.

Could you come back tonight?

Cost you a call -out fee?

Night rate?

I'll need you for at least three hours.

Is that a problem?

So, Ted, this job I'm doing, it's for a software company.

That's so amazing.

You know about that?

No, that you can think about anything else while we're doing this.

Yeah, it's kind of focusing my mind.

You're so right. This is like meditation.

Focus on your corner.

OK.

So they've got computers and crap like that.

I've got infrared and security cam.

Probably not worth it.

Yeah? Take out the power, you'd lose the lot. Where's your backup generator?

Good point, good point.

I'd go in during the day.

Would you?

If I was interested in that sort of crap.

Your main problem there will be the inside job.

I was thinking about that.

Upside down, that's the way.

Are you guys, like, getting on?

Bugger that for a game of soldiers.

Double time.

Night rates call out fee.

Hot chick standing over me wearing no undies. Can't go back there, man.

She said she'd pay me a bonus if I did what she wanted.

And we can split the money 50 -50.

What'd she want you to do?

Make her my love slave.

Make sure she submits to my every whim.

Oh, well.

But still, no.

Oh, so it's okay for you to do it, but not me. It's a no because of Casey.

Bro, she doesn't care about me.

Since when? Since I popped the big question.

She said no.

What? You went for the big kahuna and she turned you down?

Yes.

Oh, happiness, bro.

Some chicks just don't go for anal and with the mighty much, she's probably

quite nervous. No, you dickwad.

I asked her to marry me, man.

She turned me down.

Oh.

Right. If that's how she feels, it obviously isn't a real relationship.

So why shouldn't I get down and dirty with Imogen?

You know who's up for it heaps of times and also gets off on sucking dick?

Mum, you cannot go back there, okay?

Why not? It's one door open.

My nephews can do the rest. Not now, Filani.

I'm going to come back on you.

After three, maybe four houses, your debt will be cleared.

Hey. Um, Filoni, we're talking here, okay? Wait.

Where I come from, this kind of generosity is repaid with respect.

And maybe a couple of war hangings, but I've got heaps, eh? Filoni, fuck off.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, just you remember that you fellas owe me 900

Plus GST.

Hey, you can't do Imogen.

Or even let her do you. What if I really, really want to?

Munt, you've got the love, man.

And that... That's the shit, bro.

I had the love and I don't have it anymore. But you've still got the love,

So you can't lose it.

No, she don't want it.

Okay, this stops right here.

Where are you going?

I've got to go do something.

Beating up the image yet? No way.

Okay? You, stay here.

Smoke a joint.

Okay? Do what you've got to do. Just think it through.

Okay?

I'll be back soon.

Okay, lady, what do you think you're doing?

I'm cooking.

What about Manta?

What about him?

Oh, are they all right?

Oh. You care about that, do you?

If I didn't, I wouldn't be cooking him his favourite dinner, which is a spicy

chicken stir -fry. Look, my mate is hurting because you turned him down.

It's not that simple, all right?

Well, he's the best guy in the world.

The very best. Shit, I'd marry him if I was a chick.

If he was a... Look,

the point is, right, if you've got a good reason for turning him down, you've

got to explain it to him right now. I've told him.

What are you doing? You're playing hard to get. No.

True to me and Cuban King, all that chicken bullshit.

Stupid van.

Well, you've got months I'm really confused.

All right? And if a guy gets confused and thinks that you don't love them

anymore and they get confused and there's other hot chicks around, man,

might just... What hot chicks?

You know, I have no hot chicks. No, no, you just said there were hot chicks.

What? I didn't. Who's hitting on Munt? Who is she? Who's the bitch?

Look, I didn't say there is a hot chick. I said there could be. Don't bullshit

me, van.

Okay. Where is he?

Look, he's okay. All right? It's fine.

He's at the rusty nail.

Casey. Not here, Van.

No, he'll be at the back having a split. No, I checked, and he's not in the

guys' blues or the ladies'. Really?

Come, come.

Filani, have you seen Munter?

Munter? Let's see.

He'd be about a so high, dark persuasion. He only owes me about 1 ,200

Don't piss me about Filani.

He was here.

We talked philosophy, actually.

The concept of fidelity.

Okay, cool. Thanks for learning. And I was explaining to Munter that we must

remain faithful or violence will rain down on us. Like in my case, from Mrs.

Falani, who would kill me if I even looked at another woman's zumba zumba.

if he's gone home, then... I don't think so.

Where is he? Well, sadly, our conversation got cut short when his

The lady. Who is... Oh, just someone for whom Munt had promised special

services. They are very dedicated, these tall guys. I will kill the best. Casey,

he's on a job, man.

Okay, come on. Look, we're 24 and 7.

It's a plumbing job.

It's all good.

Tell you what, call him.

Call him on the tall guy line, eh?

We've got him.

Hey, mate.

Sorry to interrupt you on that simple plumbing job, but I just need to talk to

you. Hey, it's the tall guys for complete satisfaction.

It's not him.

Tell me where he is, Ben.

Maybe he's at that lady's address.

The one in Teatatu or Colmican Drive.

How do you know?

No reason.

Have you been following us around, man?

You've been protecting my investment.

You've got $1 ,500. Okay, what's the street address?

What? What's the street address?

I will tear down every fucking door of every fucking house. You

are such a...

You're

20 years old.

You have no sex life.

You look after the elderly and infirm.

And the only way you get your rocks off is by playing jigsaw with an old man and

your mother's bent cop boyfriend.

It's really sad.

Don't let her put you off.

Are you sticking up for me? She's just bitter because she got beaten and hasn't

got what it takes.

He thinks I've got what it takes.

There is nothing special about stupid pieces of cardboard that look like some

mad midget attacked them with a cookie cutter.

This might be it.

Okay. The pieces, the pieces, they're like people.

Some of them fit and some of them don't. Like you and Judd, right? You guys hate

each other, but here you are brought together by Mrs. Benson, Jiggy and me.

And like Loretta, she's just a piece from some totally different screwed up

of puzzle and she's just got put in the wrong box.

Oh my God, do you think that could be the main act?

I'll tell you when we're finished.

Sit down, girl.

No, no, I said I do.

Don't fuck with me, Dan. Where is he? I'll kill the bitch.

You don't want to put that on my... Mother!

Mother!

Baby!

Oh, hey girl, what are you doing here?

You're working.

Oh, yeah?

What else would I be doing?

Lack three sugars.

Um, hello?

Who's this?

Oh, uh, Imogen, this is my girl. Casey, she just dropped by to, um... Can you

give us a moment?

Oh, God, I am so sorry.

For what, baby?

I came here expecting to find you.

What? You brought in that chick.

Imogen! Really, you thought... Oh, I just... got it into my head that you

so pissed off of me you were going to shake anything with two legs.

Well, she's kind of okay, but having sex with her...

never crossed my mind.

I doubted you.

How could I?

It's okay, babe.

No, it's such a terrible thing to do.

And would you care that much if I did get it on with someone else? Of course I

would. Because I was kind of getting the feeling that you didn't dig me as much

as I dig you. No, I do.

Look, if I'm not good enough for you, Kate, it's okay.

Stop.

I love you totally.

Because I'm just the guy who fixes stuff. No.

You are the best guy ever.

And I know something else.

That when you asked me to marry you, I gave you such the wrong answer.

You don't have to do this, babe. No, I do.

Because I know the right answer now.

You've been on a strange tour. I am going to say what I should have said

Yes.

Yes?

I don't know what to say.

You don't have to say anything.

How do you take your coffee?

The white before.

Are you available any evening?

Mm -hmm.

Help! Help!

Hey, how's it going?

We're coming in for landing here. The excitement never ends. It's so

And look, the picture's exactly the same as it is on the box.

Awesome.

Hey, how's business?

Yeah, it's tough, isn't it? Yeah, so we've got to have a business meeting.

Yeah, they wouldn't last.

The last piece.

Where is it?

I thought you had it.

Oh, God, where is it?

That's funny.

You're such a cow, just because you went to my not -for -do -er, just because me

and Grandpa are having special times, you have to go and take it. Oh, wouldn't

that just rip your knickers? Oh, no. You've got motive. What?

Couldn't handle the fact that your precious paver was being used? That pig

wasn't at your beck and call every two minutes? What are you talking about?

Searcher, now, the full monty, cavities if necessary.

Ted. We won't be beaten by this insurgent.

Ted, you sleeve.

You can do the honors.

In memory of Mrs. Svensson, may you forever be paddling in that great, jiggy

heaven in the sky.

I feel so complete, so at peace.

That's the message.

If you say so. And what about the necklace? Are you going to give that

Fuck no. This was hard work. I've earned it.

So what are you doing tomorrow, old fella?

This and that.

Well, if you've got the time, why don't you come down to the building? Take a

quick look at any weekbook.

I'll see how I'm placed.

If I'm not too busy.

We should leave this for a few days.

Enjoy the beauty of it.

No. No way.

Save my ass, bro.

What do you want, man?

Goes on tour, stays on tour, buddy. Appreciate that.

What do we do now, eh?

You know, I got into this business to fly my trade, you know, build some

And I'll play sink the black and hot chick's pockets, you know? Yeah, me too.

It's got real hard, eh?

Yeah, it wouldn't be so hard if our clients weren't so hot.

Hand up for it. Yeah.

You can't be up for it no more, man.

Nah.

Maybe I have to quit this business.

You quit, I'll quit.

Don't have to.

Yeah, man.

We're in this together.

Thanks for the loan of your useless dog.

What loan?

They were never worth 800 bucks with or without GST.

Since when did you pay GST?

Gentlemen, I can't take these back.

You can.

Yeah, but you used them there second -hand. They were before.

Even worse, I do not deal in third -hand goods. Maybe it's time to refocus your

business. That's what we do.

Yeah.

Hey,

what's that?

That was a seriously freaky experience, bud.

What, you mean, like...

Buying stuff with money that we actually earn. Well, it's amazing that 500 can

buy so much. Here.

Thank you,

man. Oh, thanks, bro.

Back at you, man.

Jaws, man, Martin Jigsaw.

Every man should be able to make round holes in flat -tip. Yeah.

You reckon?

Could come in handy, yeah? Yeah.

All right, so let's go through it again. Our code of practice.

We're on the job, we're on that job, and that's the only job. Yeah, so no milk

either. Not even blowjobs, even if they're gagging. Yeah, we're totally

about that.

Yep.

Yep.

What about if you find a cute guy?

Oh, fuck off!

Fuck, you're a gay.

There's no markup on raw materials.

Yeah, and we take a 45 -minute lunch break, max.

In terms of strictly COC? Yeah.

I thought there was no cock anymore.

Cash on completion.

Oh, yeah.

So, we can do your fence, but that is all we're going to do.

All right?

Okay? No matter how hard you ask.

Even if you beg, it's a no.

All right? We're clear on that.

Good work, Bella.

Oh, let me go.

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