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Oh, shit.

Fancy chances there, mate.

Maybe. She's my ex.

Why? I don't know.

Pretty standard terms and conditions.

You want to take it away, have a look through it?

Sure thing.

With that, you'd be the proud owner of 120K.

I need to talk to you about our loan.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to call it in.

When all of it? Right time.

Exciting. Very John le Carré.

Sorry?

Secret location, clandestine meeting.

Not exactly out of the handbook, but when it comes to mobile banking... And I

really appreciate it, Lloyd.

If you don't mind me asking, why all the secrecy?

Oh, I just don't need a bunch of questions from my nosy family and my

workmates. Fair enough.

So?

Well, I...

I had a good look at your application for a loan for... Extensions.

Quite, to the family residence.

Yeah, yeah, well, downstairs needs a bit going to it.

As you know, we've had a number of attempts to do business with your

Right. And unfortunately, there's always been some kind of speed bump.

Right.

So, I'm sure you understand.

I'm over the moon, we can help you out.

You're kidding.

Shit, that's fantastic.

Exciting, very exciting.

Now, all we need are your signatures.

Um, signatures?

The 120 ,000 will be secured against your house, which is held in joint

So we need both signatures, you and your husband.

Is that a problem this way?

What's this for?

Have you heard from Wolf lately?

What are you doing?

Yeah, well, I need some money, so I need your father's fucking signature, and I

want to know what kind of mood he's in.

Okay.

Well, the first thing he's going to ask is, what the fuck are you doing this

for? It's not going to matter.

You're taking a loan over his house.

His house?

Mum, do you want my help or not? No, I just want to do some renovations, that's

all. Oh, okay. Well, Dad's not going to buy that.

Okay. This is to say that Queen's councils don't come cheap.

This is to cover Wayne's legal will.

To pay Gary.

Gary Savage?

Yeah, he recommended a good lawyer and said if I needed any help to pay him...

Gary loaned you 120 grand.

There's a contract, right?

Of course.

What are the terms?

He has the right to recall the loan at any time for any reason, 30 days notice.

You're kidding, right?

You signed that.

He didn't even look at it. Look, the point is, he needs the money back.

Why? I don't know. I don't know something about being put over the rack

ex -wife.

Oh, 100 grand. I can't believe it.

Good. I finally got one over him.

Yeah, well, if you'd thought to read the fucking contract... Can you spare me

the lecture?

Fuck, Mum.

Let me look at this, see if there's anything I can do.

Cheryl, oh God, thank Christ you are here. I have been stressing and

What is this?

Fabric for undies.

How many fucking undies?

It got delivered this morning from Mr. Singh.

Not exactly.

Well, I had this great idea.

You know how Mr. Singh always puts on 50 % markup?

Well, I thought, why not go direct to the manufacturers? So I got the number

the factory in Guningdong.

It's in China.

And I stayed up late to call them.

Casey, we wouldn't use this in a year.

And these are all the same.

You bought a whole container load full of leopard skin velour? You're always

saying that I need to keep my head around the business stuff.

But something went wrong. Wrong? Yeah, it was late at night. You know, there

were language difficulties.

I was maybe a bit tired. You were pissed.

No, Cheryl.

Shit, no. How can you think that of me? You were pissed.

Okay, maybe Muntz and I had a brandy with our burgers, you know, or two or

three. Jesus, Casey!

Well, they faxed me the contract and I signed it and I faxed it back and I

didn't check to see if the numbers were wrong.

Shit, I am so sorry, Cheryl.

If you have a problem, take it up with my blood -sucking ex.

She's the one who turned nasty on me.

Yeah, well, how's that my mum's fault?

Did Danielle ever tell you which cocksucker of a lawyer she got to do her

work? I haven't seen her.

Right. Look, my mother doesn't deserve this.

Does she know you're here, bleeding her case? Of course not.

Now, time for a drink.

Take the weight off.

It's driving me nuts watching you hobbling around.

Is my father behind this?

Wolf.

When did he come into the conversation? I know you guys have got a history.

I want to know if any old favours are being pulled in here. How would I do him

favour? By getting at Mum.

You're welcome to join me for a beer Jethro, but any business we talk that's

business between you and me Thanks

mother business to attend to

Your

rooms the other one the ugly one I need your help I believe you I wouldn't

humiliate myself like this unless it was absolutely necessary.

Did something really bad happen? How bad?

I've been trying to find a shop so I can open a second video hut. You don't own

the first one.

It's a long story. You'd be bored. Okay, well what's the disaster?

I've been looking for a place to rent and I found it.

There's heaps of foot traffic, there's parking, there's space for video shelves

and there's no other video shop nearby.

It's perfect.

So go do it and stop boring me and shut the door on your way out. There's a

problem. Can I help you?

Pointed toes, Loretta.

If I'd want you to dance like a sheep shearer, I'd have asked you to wear

gumboots. Peg features Mrs. Haggerty.

It's her shop. She still does it. Still the Irish dragon.

Oh, man, after what you did to her.

Like I said, there's a problem. She hates you, but...

For some weird reason, he always loved you.

Well, no, it's actually not that weird. I have the willowy physique and the

creamy complexion of your classic Irish Doreen.

That would be Colleen.

Whatever. You're still fucked. She's never going to rent you the shop.

But she might rent it to you.

I'll give you free DVDs for the rest of your life. I will name the kid after

you. Okay, I'll do it.

I really need this, so whatever it... What did you say? I'll do it.

Just like that. No bribery or extortion.

No, just saying you beg is its own special reward.

So?

So if you'd show me this piece of shit in the first place... Yeah, I already

it. I was screwed.

Yeah, you can put clothes on, yeah?

Doubly screwed.

Can you pull any money out of the business?

No, I mean, if he had a thing for leopard skin, then I guess my problems

be solved.

Yeah, well, you're buying in bulk. You must be doing all right.

Casey showed out on a great deal, turned out it was just a 10 % deposit.

Shit. So it's the house or nothing.

My dad's not going to go for that.

How is he?

Don't know.

You're in each other's pockets, aren't you?

Yeah, when he found out that Judd got off the charges, he kind of went

ballistic.

How is that your fault?

Yeah, I mentioned that.

You're immobilistic.

Oh, well.

I feel like a drive.

You've got to go to Waikerea. Oh, he's given me enough grief. It's about time

got some back.

It's not going to work.

Well... It just won't.

Well, you've got no answers. I've got no choice.

I'll see the bastard.

My heavens, Pascal West.

Hello, Mr Haggerty.

Must be, what, nine years?

You still dancing?

Me? No. Thank God for that. You never had any sense of rhythm.

Well, it was always lovely to see your smiling face.

What can I do for you, then?

Well, actually, um... Stand straight, please, Pascal.

You've grown up to have quite beautiful breasts. Why would you point them at the

ground? Now, you were saying?

I saw the forensic sign.

It's a lease.

Oh, yeah.

I'm interested in taking it. Oh, really?

Well, that's wonderful news.

And what do you want the shop for, exactly?

I'm opening a video store.

Does that mean you'll be leaving the Janet Frame?

How did you know that?

I assume you're not a resident, dear, so you must work there.

Well, yeah, I do.

But, um, I'm moving into video retail.

Oh, franchise or stand -alone operation?

Um, well... Perfectly simple question, Pascal.

So which one is it?

One of them.

I need to know that whoever takes the lead on my shop is a reliable business

person. You don't seem to know the first thing about it.

I have a cheque.

Pascal, would you like to tell me what's really going on here?

Wolfgang West.

Yeah, I just want to get my name on the visitors list.

Cheryl West.

I'm his wife.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll hold.

I had a great idea for the material, so I got some samples sewn up.

So you've got the leopard skin bra and panty set, and that comes with a little

leopard skin purse.

And to go with it... What the hell is that?

Dildo holders, and they come in three sizes.

The Hayley Weston Appetite, the Lorraine Downs for those with mid -range needs,

and...

The Beatrice Famuina. And to go with the Beatrice, we have a complimentary

leopard skin handkerchief, because honey, you know your eyes are going to

watering.

No?

Case, get real.

I mean, how many people really need a dildo holder?

Some people. And if we could make enough leopard skin dildo holders for an

entire fucking continent, and we were to... Yes, yes, yes, I'm still here.

I'm trying, Cheryl.

No, no, Wolfgang West, middle name Theodore.

Theodore.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'd just love to hold again, sure.

Oh. Hey.

What are you doing here?

I just had to see for myself.

50 miles of fake leprechaun.

Is that important?

No, no, no, no.

It's all right.

Casey's not employee of the month.

Well, she was just trying to save us some money.

That worked out a treat.

Well, everyone's entitled to a mistake, huh?

Yeah, these mistakes, I mean, it's really fucking stupid.

How long does it take to read a contract?

Yeah.

Don't look.

Hey.

That's a leg.

No, I haven't had to shoot myself in the head yet.

Is it really?

Yeah. Oh, not really.

I broke these.

Ah, well, you can keep them.

Thanks.

Yeah, that's the rest of your stuff.

It is just plastic.

Yeah, well, you didn't return my phone calls, so I thought maybe you wanted to

recycle.

I need to recycle too.

What, your compost, I mean?

Or put them in a vase.

They're lovely.

Hey, do you want to stay for a drink?

I can't.

What about going out for a drink?

I can't.

Dinner?

Say thank you.

Well?

I think it's a no.

Why?

Because she knew.

Knew what?

You know what she is like? With the staring eyes and it's like she's got x

vision. She made me tell her. She made me. Tell her what?

That you were the one who wanted to ruin the place.

Pascal! She got inside my brain. It was like that time when we were in class and

you did the fake farting.

Who did that?

Blowing off.

Breaking wind.

Do you think that's funny?

such a wimp. You were trying to blame me. I was trying to get thrown out.

But you were like so good at Irish dancing, which is so not fair because I

the one with the looks and I had the physique.

Might be right. How?

She might have forgotten.

The Under 9 Nationals were a long time ago.

You can tell your evil little sister that maggots will be eating my rotting

flesh before she takes the lease on my shop.

No, I think she remembers.

Yes, Wolfgang Theodore.

What do you mean they're current inmates? There must be a mistake.

No, no, no, no. I'm sure your computer system's reliable, but can you tell me

where... Yeah, I've heard of the Privacy Act, but I'm married to the bastard.

What are you doing, woman?

I know you know.

So for once in your life, give me a straight answer.

Van did that and no way am I cleaning up someone else's skid marks. It's about

Wolf. What about him? He's out of prison. But then you knew that already,

you? He was breached of parole, not ag rob. He did his time, they let him out.

When? Two weeks ago.

And you didn't think I should know about this? Wolf didn't want you to know.

He came to town to fill some business and then he went off.

Or so he said. Went where?

I don't know.

But a man might feel annoyed being cuckolded in his own house. Save the

bullshit, Ted, and tell me where he went. He never said.

I never asked.

Hiya, Cheryl.

Hiya. Do you know where my husband is?

My husband? Do you mean your legal husband or Sergeant Wayne? He could be

considered some censor. I mean Wolf, your boss.

He's not my boss, Cheryl. Who the fuck is he?

Well, that's a matter between my business associate and myself. Don't

the face, Falani. Sure.

That's not a nice way for a nice lady to talk. I am one fucking angry nice lady.

You and Mrs. Falani have a lot in common. You should get together and talk

your anger problems. Falani!

Okay, okay.

Wolf came to me.

He wanted some money from the business.

He got it. He went. He went where?

Yeah. When an elephant loses his mate, he...

Wolf? From the forest?

Any wolf?

Any wolf? Are you trying to piss me off? No, I'm only trying to say that Wolf is

a different man.

So where is he?

I don't know, Cheryl.

Really.

Right.

We're all going to watch Loretta.

Loretta West.

Mrs. Haggerty, it's been a long time. Not long enough.

Pascal said that you're still upset about what happened, but I was eight

old. I'm a grown -up now, and I run my own business, and I'd really like to

to you. Good heavens.

So there's a little Loretta West about to come into the world. Well, God save

us. I'm not here to discuss my personal life. I don't see a ring on your finger,

so where is he?

Who? The one who scattered his seed in your furrows.

Know where?

Run a mile, has he?

Well, well.

How the mighty have fallen.

Clever Loretta West, a teenage solo mother. I'm not a mother yet. But you

soon will be. There's no running away from that.

Mrs. Haggerty, I'm here to talk business.

How will you run a business stuck on your own with your little bastard

offspring?

I won't be looking after it.

How can you ignore a crying infant?

My mum's going to do it. She says that now.

You know my mother.

She dyes her hair and she smokes.

What has that got to do with it?

You think it's so easy to forget your offspring, just to put them to one side?

You never had any children. I had hundreds of children.

Some of them lumpy, some of them stupid, some with only the merest crumb of

talent. How many of them had the skill, the talent, and the spirit to go all the

way, even to the All -Irelands? This really isn't a... See here, everyone!

This is Loretta West.

Let her be a lesson to you. Mrs Hegarty. Have you any idea what it feels like to

devote your life to your art, only to find yourself standing on the side of a

drafty stage and hasting 1998 at the under -nine nationals in front of every

teacher in the country, only to find that the finest pupil you have ever

has run away?

So, don't you come in here asking me for any favours. Get out! Now! OK, fine.

OK, run, run, run!

Just like you did before. Go on, run!

You can run, Loretta, but there's no running from your future.

Jethro, hello again.

Did you get the flowers?

Yes, I got them.

If not necessary.

Well,

I didn't send them because they were necessary.

Jethro. Look.

Um, I've got a list of possible reasons here. Maybe you could help me tick them

off.

Number one, is it the wanker thing?

No.

Okay.

Is it about Gary?

No.

Is it just me, or you don't want to be involved with anyone?

The last one.

All right, well, in that case, there's this restaurant that I've been thinking

about taking clients to.

It's Euro -Asian fusion.

Really? Yeah.

And I need someone who knows their fish sauce from their fish fingers to give me

an opinion.

That's your pitch?

Yeah, strictly professional.

I've made a booking for tonight.

I can't, sorry.

Well, you've got something else to do?

Jethro, I've made a promise to myself.

No more games, no more lying, no more bullshit.

Well, I'm not lying to...

Do

you know Wolf was out?

What do you mean, out?

Of jail.

It was last week.

He called in Ted and Flanny and then took off.

Or so they said.

Yeah, he never called me.

Join the club.

You can find him, can't you?

Think he can be found when he doesn't want to be?

No, he's a prick like that. You know, the worst thing is, the worst thing is,

he's not even dead, so I can't inherit his part of the house.

Okay, the thing I don't understand, it's Judd's legal bill, right?

Why can't he pay it with his perf money?

Well, he wrote a check, and then Gary talked him out of it. He said he thought

he was better off investing in the security firm.

It's going well?

Yeah.

Well, that was before his major client bailed on him.

Gary Savage?

So what does Wayne think about Gary calling in the loan now?

You haven't told him?

I've got myself into this. I can get myself out. Wayne's got his own shit to

deal with, you know, and business isn't exactly booming, you know.

Look, Mum, there's something you can know.

Gary's motives...

It might not be purely business.

What do you mean?

Well, Gary tied your house up against the loan. Then he gets judged to think

money that could have bailed you out into another business.

Then he calls in the bucks.

I think Gary set me up.

Why the hell would he do that?

Gary and Wolf go back, Mum.

There's a connection there.

What sort of fucking connection?

Uh... I'm not sure exactly, but... Gary O's dead for something.

Maybe some kind of job or something.

How long have you known about this?

I came up a while ago. No, no, how long have you fucking known?

Hey, I didn't know you were going to sign your fucking life away to the guy,

I?

Anything, Cheryl?

Tried a cell phone, a workplace.

She was there a while ago.

Grumpy as fuck. Then she'd buck it off.

Must be the fabric. What?

She's having problems at work.

No, it's because she found out about Wolf.

What?

What about Wolf?

Oh, you haven't heard, Peggywick?

How fucking dare she?

What has a kid got to do with it?

Well, they are quite hard work. But I won't be looking after it.

People change when they have kids.

The hormones and everything, they totally kick in.

How? The breastfeeding hormones.

No way will I be doing that. Yeah, but you still get them.

It's a lot like being hit over the head with a cricket bat, apparently. And you

read this where? The Harvard Medical Journal? No idea.

And Karina Blarney was going to get rid of all her kids, but then the hormones

got her, even though her kids are ugly.

What is your point?

Just forget about the shop.

Hag Features is never going to let you have it, and with a kid and everything.

You really think I'm going to change?

Because of this.

Everyone thinks so.

Grandpa, Mum.

You won't be able to help her.

I will.

And I'm not backing down just because she's an evil old cow.

I'm getting that shot. I have to.

Cool. Are you going to play fair?

Hey,

everything okay?

Yeah, yeah, I'm just getting changed. I've got a meeting.

A meeting, eh?

You seem a bit on edge.

Ah, well, you know, half a tonne of leopard skin will do that to you.

Any news?

Well, I sent a grovelly fax to the suppliers asking if they'd take back 90

what we got.

At least they now know the Cantonese to stick it up your arse.

If Casey gets any more wound up, I'm going to have to get her a prescription

some failing him.

What's the meeting?

Oh, it's just a thing, you know, showing some potential clients around the

workshop. I could go.

Cheryl. Thanks for agreeing to meet me.

My pleasure.

Now, drink. This is meant to be business.

Something wrong?

You and Wolf.

What the fuck is going on? What are you up to? You heard about that.

From Wolf.

Was it? Have you seen him?

He's not hiding around here anywhere. You haven't answered my question. You

haven't answered mine. I heard from Jethro.

Ah.

Good on him.

Loyal son of a mat.

Now, a drink.

Then I'll talk about anything.

Including Wolf.

Does that work for you?

Hello again, Mrs Hackaday.

Hold it there, Eloise.

I want to lease your shop.

I'll pay you over the odds to do it.

And if I was foolish enough to give you the lease on this shop, what guarantee

would I have that you wouldn't run away again like you did at the Under -9

Nationals? I did not run away.

No, you're telling the truth. He was actually there the whole time on the car

park, nicking stuff from cars.

Oh. The perfect recommendation for a potential leaseholder.

I didn't dance in your stupid competition because I was making a

Not good enough.

Not for a champion.

Straight, light, zeal and vigor.

Now do it again.

Properly.

You're a bully.

Of course there's bullying.

It's competitive dance.

I was sick of being told what to do.

Now you see we're getting somewhere.

Loretta West does what she likes. No one tells her what to do, aren't I right,

child? I'm not a child.

I am a responsible adult, and I want to lease your shop.

I can show you accounts, I can show you bank statements, and I can pay you in

advance. You think I care about any of that?

Well, what do you want then?

Do you remember the dance you were supposed to perform at the Under -9

Nationals? The treble jig?

You do remember.

Of course I do.

Do that dance for me now.

And the shop is yours.

That is crazy.

And can that little girl stop holding now?

It's what I want.

Take it or leave it.

I'll take it.

So, how do you know him?

We did a couple of jobs together.

But Wolf's approach to business didn't really fit my corporate profile.

I remember a certain job that went down at a warehouse for a cell phone.

Parallel import thing.

You were in on that. No, no.

Wolf did a number on me.

I bought in those phones.

Wolf heard about it.

Decided to do the dirty.

But he got caught when your boyfriend fitted him up.

It's a funny old world.

But I never got my phones back.

So what does this have to do with me?

You're right.

I hooked you in.

But not as a favour for Wolf. The opposite, in fact.

He owes me big time.

What can I say?

I'm an opportunist.

Wolf fucked you over and I'm the one in the shit.

That's about the size of it. I am a pawn in some boy's game.

Play chess?

Fuck no.

Shame. Is there anyone else you're trying to fuck over that I should know

No.

That should do for now.

I'm glad you find it so fucking amusing.

Cheryl, keep your hair on. I'm not out to get your house.

Why the fuck not?

Well, I feel like shit about that, now that I've got to know you. Well, that's

all very touching, but it's not going to pay your debt, is it?

Well, I was thinking.

A share of your business.

I owe you $120 ,000. You could have the whole operation for that. I don't want

to run a knickers company.

Wouldn't know the first thing about it.

How do you get out of this? You know how I started the business.

I feel sure you're going to tell me.

You like this with your kids?

Like what?

Rip a few shreds off. No wonder they're scared of you. They're not. They're

shit. Your business?

I had one digger.

Turned it into two.

Went from diggers into property.

Bit of parallel importing.

Yeah, well, it's a long way from diggers to knickers.

It's all about diversity.

Yeah, and what do you get out of it apart from diversity?

I get a savvy business partner.

You get to keep your house.

What about your ex -wife?

All that cash?

She might just have to wait.

Unless she wants to sue. It's always an upside.

Okay, well... Thank you.

For the drink.

And the... Clarification.

So what's your answer?

Start over one digger.

I started with one husband who ran my life and he still keeps trying to do it.

I just don't need some other bloke messing with my business and telling me

to do.

It's a good offer, Cheryl.

You won't get better. And I've got 25 days to find something better and I'm

going to use every fucking minute.

Hello, T3.

I need to know what it's going to take for you to go out with me.

That's not going to happen.

Okay, you want honesty.

So here we go.

You kissed me and it was the best kiss I've ever had.

Was it so bad for you?

Not so bad.

Okay, so how about dinner?

What is this? Some kind of challenge for you because someone said no to you?

Why do you assume I'm so bad?

I can see it.

What have I got, horns growing out my head?

No, you're handsome and charming and clever and the world's your oyster

Well, I can be uglier, ruder and more stupid if that works for you.

Look, I've still got the booking for eight.

I could pick you up.

I can't go out.

You can't or won't?

Can't.

This is stupid. We can look for another shot.

No. Look, I'll just tell her you change your mind. You don't have to do this.

Yes, I do.

But what if your waters break all over the floor?

Stop it.

Let's get this done.

Very well.

Everyone, Loretta West is going to dance for us.

Quickly.

Do it again.

Hopper leg.

Shoulders back. Do it again.

Hips forward, do it again.

Pose pointed, do it again.

Oh, Christ, what the fuck now?

Passion, Loretta.

It's your job to bring the joy of the dance to your audience.

Done your stupid dance.

She's not done it until she's done it to my satisfaction.

It is not good for her.

Well, Loretta, you going to run away like you did the last time?

Play the fucking music.

In time, in time!

You are scaring me here.

We have to do it.

You're here to gloat, are you?

One last laugh at the useless prego loser with no future?

Fill in your details.

Fill in your details. I want three months in advance.

The name of the leasing agent's at the bottom of the form.

We'll have no contact.

It's better that way.

I brought it to you.

Okay, look, I'm not a saint.

But you want to know who I think is lying here?

Gary fucked you over, not me.

So there's no reason you can't trust me.

I'll prove that to you.

Promise?

Chef was a complete arse about it.

Good try.

Let me know what you think.

You should keep your weight off your legs.

I don't know what happened to all the reasons that

this was a bad idea.

You alright?

Well, it's fine.

Leopards can defend a squad uniform.

Scal!

Scal! Why does it have to be about cops with you?

I'm seeing an installation.

What's that?

It's art, but bigger.

Okay, so we cover the whole of Woodhill Forest and Leopardskin as a statement

about the colonial takeover of Tarni's domain.

You must be wasted, bro.

Fuckin' A, bro.

Here, I'll be one in the end.

No.

She's right. I'm fucked.

Can you hurry up and have your kid? Because you are way more fun when you

smoke drugs.

Okay.

I got it.

Little leopards getting coat for animals.

You know, because they get little jackets for leopards.

Little paws.

Why? Oh, Emma, I wish we'd been waiting for you.

Wow.

Wow. This looks, um... Leopardy.

Hey, can you pick up on your chair, please?

There's a plate in the oven for you.

Do you know, now that you're here, I have something to say.

I think that it's best for you and for Hochi Mama and for

me as a person with limitless potential but still burdened by the inapplaws of a

Sagittarian. Hey, shut the fuck up.

You're not resigning. Don't be a dick. It's all been sorted.

How?

Did you know I got the bug in?

Yeah. Yeah, you did.

What's the thing?

I sold it to him. We lost on the deal, but you know we don't go under.

Oh, shit.

That's great.

But don't you ever, ever fucking call China again. Not even when you're sober.

And don't cry.

I can't help it.

Took a bloody long time that meeting.

Yeah.

Yeah.

There was something else.

Trying to sort it.

Wolf. What about him?

Maybe you could tell me.

Did you think I was with Wolf?

I heard he was out.

Ted helpfully passed on that information.

What an asshole.

Yeah, you can't help it.

Got nothing to worry about.

You know that? Nothing.

I realized something.

Time for a clean start.

What does that mean?

Wolf's not here.

God knows where he is, but if, when he ever turns up,

I'm going to get a divorce.

Sweetie, you should be in bed.

What's wrong with his leg, Mum?

Um, Robbie, this is Jethro. Jethro, this is my son, Robbie.

Your son?

Okay.

Robbie.

Hello? Fine. It's not wake -up time yet.

Hi. I'm hoping you can help me. I haven't ever really done anything like

before.

I need some advice on how you adopt a child.

No, no, no, no. I don't want a kid. I want to get rid of one.

I mean, I want to give my child to the best possible

home.

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