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I'd like my husband.

Plan what? Give it a flick. In my experience, Jethro, it's never really

who needs who the most.

You just keep her at arm's length.

It's a lie, Cheryl.

I thought it was there.

With that, you'll be the proud owner of 120K.

What does work for me? Security checks and so on. Mike's making noises about

selling out.

What?

Could pay me back double time.

holding up for you.

Any progress?

Nine times out of ten.

I think the old man's cheating on us. Yeah.

I don't think that poor Bart is a piece of cake.

Just pay for it.

And if we're home, we can sign off on this one.

You're on.

What?

All fit?

Hold on.

Look at you.

Oh, we'll have a man in black.

Don't mind me.

Looking sharp, Ted?

Oh, I love a good fun rally.

Bound to be with us.

Rumour true, is it?

What rumour's that?

McCarthy turned up his toes on the job?

Afraid so.

Who was he?

What? He'd have to be chock -a -block up front part when his ticker gave out.

No. He was with me.

Brave of you to say so.

Oh, Mike wasn't like that.

Wasn't he indeed?

Better respect you. He was a good cop.

He put me away once or twice.

But who's away permanent, eh?

Another piggy in the ground, but I'm still here.

Something I find very hard to forget.

You can do hearts and flowers, but it can't be all bad for you.

How's that?

You're the boss now.

You'll be creaming it.

Guess that's the upside.

Know the ropes, do you?

It's not hard, dude.

A second video hat would work. I just need the right location.

I should help you. Why?

Because you've got contact from property.

So talk to Gary.

Gary told me to ask you.

Well, I'm busy.

Oil me up. I'm ready to go.

If you want oily, rub up a bit of temp.

Loretta's just leaving.

See you.

Well, at least I like you.

Are you sure you want to come?

You know me.

It's just that it's not a party. It's more like a work day. Yeah, yeah. You

don't have to give me the speech to throw. Just because we're going together

doesn't mean we're together together.

I want an open relationship just as much as you do. I'm very open to whatever.

Yeah, we can't be late, though. Well, what are we waiting for, then?

Shit.

Andrew's here.

Who's he?

Gary's other lawyer.

Though Gary's not exclusive either.

Are you sure this is a work do?

Hey, it's my favourite people.

Trina. Very, very hot.

Hi, Gary.

Gary.

It's your birthday.

I'm a bit sweated.

Another year older, a bit more in debt. I tell people not to bother.

Isn't that Steve O 'Brien?

Steve! Hi.

I might see you later.

Why not?

Yeah.

I heard O 'Brien was getting a leg up from someone at council.

Or is that a leg over?

Can't keep on a shorter leash, mate.

Nigel, you old poof.

Case reckons are careers that go... It's like a job, eh?

But bigger.

You sit in these, like, qualifications, you know, and references and stuff.

Well, I could do that for you. I'll just tell them how cool you are, man.

Excellent company.

Excellent buds.

And I could tell them that you've got management experience?

True that.

There's heaps of jobs here, eh?

Got to narrow down our options, eh?

Yeah, it's got to be something that's us.

But danger and excitement, you know? A bit of time for cruising.

Yeah.

Nothing in here is mentioning hot chicks.

He can't rush.

She was in a career.

Might take some research.

Hey, Todd.

Come on.

Wow, she's in class. Oh, my gosh.

Crazy. She has a good voice.

Well, you know her. Let's see. Hurry up. I bet.

I'm the host, eh?

No!

Yes, come on! This is great!

Ow!

Bastard!

Watch it!

Moron.

If you want to perv, why don't you join the other wankers over there?

Hey.

Uh, stay out, please.

This is a food preparation area.

It's a kitchen.

At least let me apologize.

Go on then.

Okay.

I apologize for my clumsiness and any inconvenience I may have caused.

Yeah, I'm mortified to think that my thoughtlessness may have ruined this

magnificent construction. You were doing okay there, but you clearly don't know

when to shut up.

Be one of Gary's boys.

Lawyer, actually.

Say that like it's something to be proud of.

Can I help you?

Why, you're a baker too.

Would you blame me if I said yes?

If you said it wrong, it was banker.

You don't even know me.

Well, I know you work for Gary.

That makes two of us, right?

Humble cutters can't afford to be too zen.

No thanks. I'm not hungry. You want to help?

Hand these out to the other wankers.

Well, I'm not a wanker. No, you're a lawyer.

Oh,

the people here want to get into her knickers.

Gucci mama, that is.

Yeah, funny every time that one.

Yeah, it was a funeral.

Good. As they go.

I'm sorry I couldn't make it.

Mike was a good bloke. He'll be missed.

Want another?

No, I'd better head off.

Well, you're not leaving already.

Yeah, security rounds. I'll go up with the guys for the night off to go to

Mike's wake.

I don't mean to speak ill of the dead, Wayne, but I can't imagine Mike giving

free drinks or anything.

I assume he filled you in on our various arrangements?

Yeah, pretty much.

Good.

So, no problems?

No, none that I can think of. Great.

Won't hold you up.

Your

cake seems

to be going down well.

Everyone's so trollied they could be eating horse shit and cream.

So you always jump to conclusions?

What conclusions?

Well, that I'm a wanker, just because I'm a lawyer.

You're right, he is a wanker.

Your reputation precedes you.

Jethro.

Danielle.

So what's the humble caterer doing after this?

Uh, a wedding and a corporate function. No, no, after this tonight.

You're kidding.

No.

Here he is.

Fraternise him with the help.

She seems smarter than that.

She's a class act, all right.

Fancy your chances there, mate.

Maybe.

Nice legs.

They're all the way up.

Have you been there?

Many times.

She makes you work for it.

She's my ex.

Wife, that is.

Still does your catering.

Make them work for their alimony, I say.

But you'd be too flat out to contemplate anything like that at the moment.

And where's the lovely Trina?

Hope she's not still off with that Steve -O drive.

That deal memo for the landscaper.

Drop it in tomorrow.

Good man.

Only me.

What are you doing?

Oh, you.

What's the matter?

Oh, baby.

You're not mad at Trina, are you? Just shut the door on the way out, all right?

Oh, babe.

You are mad.

Even though our relationship is in no way exclusive.

Let me save myself for you.

Thanks, but no thanks.

What home?

You mean the one I gave up for you? I didn't ask you to. No, you asked me to

give you special treatment at the council and I did, so you owe me. Not

She's a trainer.

Get out and don't come back.

Part three, and you were snoring like an angel.

Good party.

I had fun. Made lots of contacts. Gary's not too bad.

I'm surprised he hasn't got his nose stuck down there somewhere.

He was just being helpful.

Like I'm about to be with me.

That could be a mate from the station.

I'm not surprised you've still got me.

Thanks for getting back to me.

Really?

Yeah, OK.

Thanks, though. You win.

Bye.

Bad news.

Somebody stole a load of building supplies from Marzell Heights last night

watch. You know who?

Yeah, I've got a fair idea.

I'm going back to bed by myself, aren't I?

Sorry, honey.

Check it out, bro.

We could be like international soldiers of fortune.

Ban the easel. Boy, put them back. These aren't for entertainment.

It is career research, woman.

You still haven't paid me for the last one. And I have to close the shop

But you're open seven days.

Yeah, well, not when the health gets sick.

Useless bloody students.

And where exactly are you going, Ms West? To meet some sleazewood real

agent. Ha!

Is that your story? What the fuck are you on about?

Hey. A secret agent.

Close, bro. I'd take a more P .I.

What coconut?

A private investigator.

Man, that is so you. I know, bro.

Yeah.

Well, look, we can look after the shop for you. Yeah, my friend here has

management experience.

I've been his unpaid assistant.

Yeah, but we're not doing this for nothing.

No, we'll only do it if we can borrow the bids.

Yeah, and you forget about our late fees. I am not leaving you guys in

the store.

Well, if you kick them out, it's bad for your business.

Your brother wisely speaks.

Listen, you should.

You could definitely be Muppet.

Would you want to help or not? Yeah.

Alright, but don't trash anything. Don't take anything.

And I know how much money is in the till.

See ya.

Bye.

I killed everyone.

If you need any help, any help at all, me and my associate here are only too

happy to help.

You right there?

Yeah, Chief.

Wayne Judd, Lion Man Security.

Yeah, what we make.

Where is the old bugger?

Actually, he passed away recently.

Oh, shit. Yeah, well, I've taken over his business.

Is this your truck?

Yeah? What did it have been at Moselle Heights last night?

Might have been.

And you work for Servet Property Developments?

We do a bit of haulage for them. And you usually do that at 1 .30 in the

morning? We work all hours.

And what were you hauling?

Wouldn't have a clue.

You weren't asked to haul a load of jib anywhere, were you?

Look, I'll get back to you on that one.

You done here?

Yeah, I guess.

Thanks, Chief.

to the suppliers.

Fuck that. It's your responsibility.

Sorry, mate.

I have to take this.

Yeah.

When was this?

Hey, don't turn your back on me.

What's the problem here?

Who the fuck are you?

Jethro West, Gary's legal counsel.

As if you'd be any use.

You know, that bastard's going to charge me penalties if I don't get the lining

done. Only I can't finish the lining because all the materials have been

Again. Well, that's not Gary's fault.

He's supposed to be supplying the security.

And I've done that.

Bullshit. Take it easy, port. Get your fucking block off. Hey, hey, come on.

Hey, you prick.

Piss off, you. All right?

Well, he'll have you up on an assault charge and a late penalty to release

worries. You got that?

You got that?

You all right, Jethro?

My fucking leg.

How long did you stay?

Three weeks till it's weight -bearing.

Three weeks.

That's long enough for bed soles.

Grandpa, bed soles are not funny.

Dead straight.

A bloke in the Janet frame had one on his butt you could lose a hand in.

Now, I recommend regular pressure area care and lots of fruit.

Conservation is a really big problem for those on bed rest. You're telling me

when I was laid up I was backed up all the way to... Shut the fuck up about

bowel movements, please.

You don't shit, you die.

You sure you don't want to come home with us?

Yeah, I am now.

It's open.

Ah, my gang's all here.

Hey, thanks for calling me.

Can I tell you you got that defending my honour?

What do you want this, Jethro?

Just down here's fine, thanks.

Well, maybe you can persuade him to come home. He needs looking after.

Oh, taking care of, Cheryl.

I've got to look out for my number one lawyer.

If you need anything, Jethro, you give us a call.

Righto. Leave you to it.

See ya.

Aaron is a good book.

Any further up his arse, you'll be choking him.

Okay, thanks for coming over, guys, but you can all piss off now, eh?

I'll come and see you guys today and ring me whenever you like.

We'll run that search line straight down there now.

Bypass that.

Heard you had a bit of trouble on site.

You want a drink?

Did you throw his lead?

Yeah.

Bit of bad luck there.

Yeah, and a stack of jib was nicked last night too.

Yeah, so it seems.

You had any trouble with your transport companies or their drivers?

You think there's a bad apple there?

Well, you can't tell. It's not the first time stuff's gone walking from one of

your projects.

How do you know that, mate?

I just checked the records at the office.

We've had our problems, but Mike was onto it.

Thought you were up to speed.

You must have forgot to mention it to me.

Well, look,

it's not so bad, Wayne.

Sure as will cover it.

It's great that you're so conscientious.

But don't lose any sleep over it.

I sure as hell won't.

That is true.

Does it hit? Please tell me it hit. That's off, Loretta.

And you actually can't stand on it or move at all? No.

This is like divine justice.

Lucky you've got family channels to choose from, eh?

Infomercials? Kids TV?

Lifestyle? Oh, seashell land. Are you amazed at what a treasure trove of

shells you'll find?

A myriad of shapes and sizes. Is this because I wouldn't waste my time helping

you find a bloody shop?

No, this is the fun.

Ha, ha, ha, give it back.

Bye, Jethro, I'll be thinking of you.

Loretta, don't you fucking leave.

Loretta!

Sorry, it took way longer than I thought.

No, you don't go promising your mates an American Pie night and then not

deliver.

No.

Yeah, no, OK, we'll have it here and waiting.

All right.

OK, see you, pal.

There's money in the till.

Yeah, we've been busy, yeah.

I had a whole box of returns there. What's happened to them?

Ah, done.

Mine's a machine.

Love the alphabet, eh? The way the letters always know what order they're

Hang on. Let me get this straight.

You guys looked after the store, you didn't fuck up, and you actually did

work. You're a very cynical girl.

Yeah.

Let's take our DVDs, Manta.

Manta's a career.

Hang on. I've just got to finish the UVWs.

If you look inside and see the little creatures that are living in there,

munching away on the natural food... Norella, you get the fuck in here right

and turn this off!

Danielle, um... Am I interrupting anything?

Could you please turn this off?

Moist, lovely... Come on, sniff it, smell it. Get right in there.

Mmm, that's so... Thanks.

You hungry?

What are you doing here?

Gary has hired me to feed you, but I just want you to know I'm not doing

bedpans.

You took a fall for Gary?

Yeah. He wouldn't be the first person to do that.

Or the last.

Is there a story here?

I call it ancient history.

Chicken with Asian greens.

You're an angel.

No, I'm being paid.

The masonry's not all that's cracked up to be, is it? And I'd be dead first.

Yeah, notice how the brothers always get it first?

Yep.

Plus, I'm not all that comfortable with the idea of torture.

Nah, it hurt, eh?

I just had some dickwad on the phone wanting to let you guys know that he

scored, thanks to you.

Are you selling drugs to my customers?

No, we didn't tell anyone how to score.

Yes, you did.

I didn't.

The guy with the uptight chick.

Notting Hill guy. What do you want about him?

Oh, that dude, he was trying to get into this chick, but she wasn't coming

across, so he was going to get out Notting Hill to show her that he was

sensitive so he could nail her.

Poor dumb fuck.

Van, steer him to Chainsaw Massacre.

Classic manoeuvre.

Scare him onto your cock.

Okay. Good work.

Well, that's it. That's all you've got to say. Good work.

Good work.

Do you guys want to look after the shop again tomorrow?

Well, we're not doing it for just free rental.

Nah, because we watched all those vids.

I'll pay you.

How much?

Full minimum wage.

Each?

Between you.

Okay, yeah.

Got you to the deal.

You must feel a bit vulnerable here, with all this nice electrical equipment

about, and your car just parked outside.

It's alarmed.

Yeah, but if it went off, who's going to do anything about it, eh?

This is Dapper, and we're about the same size.

Okay, put it back. Make me.

Do you always carry this much cash?

Poor bastard you, Hedge.

Babe, it's good to be here for someone who needs it, Deborah.

Look, Mum's going to be here soon anyway.

I actually told her not to bother.

Said I'd be here soon.

This is a courtesy call to remind you that pussy soldiers and more

pussy soldiers are now overdue. If you could please return these at your

earliest convenience, it would be greatly appreciated.

Thank you, goodbye.

Another satisfied customer.

Yeah, man, the way you handle everything they throw at you, blows my mind. Back

at you, bro.

Hungry?

How'd you know that?

Fergus? Oh, hey, Ben. Very odd, I guess.

We're working, mate.

Seems to be green, mate. Yeah!

Right on, brother.

Oh, what?

Hey, Ben!

Oh, shit.

Oh, hi.

These must have been driving you nuts.

Thanks. So are you some kind of punctuality freak?

No. My family expressed their love in unusual ways.

Don't they like you?

No, they just like seeing me like this.

Oh, thank fuck.

What is this?

Vulnerable, I guess.

So what happened with you and Gary?

Me? Gary?

It's who you get.

Bit odd, isn't it?

Still working for your ex.

Doing his bidding.

And you ignore him.

I was asking about you.

Well, a girl's got to eat, and Gary is the one with the expensive lawyers.

Right.

Actually, could you recommend someone?

You want to hire one of those wankers?

She's got some legal stuff that needs doing. Just a few papers.

I could take his quiz.

Well, the thing is, it's to do with Gary.

I could take a look.

That's not a good idea.

He wouldn't like it.

So don't tell him.

When we were married, I had a share in some of his companies for tax.

Income splitting.

Now he wants to buy me out.

How much is the offering?

Ten grand for the lot.

It's not good, is it?

It's going to take me a little while before I can answer that.

What's the damage?

Don't worry about it. It's on the house. Oh, no, I couldn't.

That's fine.

You saved me from the curse of the alarm clocks.

Actually, there is something you could do for me.

I've got this edge.

And you want me to scratch it?

That's original.

No, I'm serious.

No, no, no.

I promise.

On the bottom of my foot. I can't reach it.

Okay.

Kinky.

Better?

Better.

Drinking alone.

That's not healthy. Slippery old slate, that is. Just thinking.

Well, you know what they say, a trouble shared is a trouble shared.

All right.

You recommended Mike.

Did you know he wasn't straight?

No, he liked the ladies.

Oh, was he on the take back then?

No.

But I remember when he busted Lefty Munro's booze rackers. Not a lot of that

evidence ended up in court, but the police social club had a hell of a

So he was bent?

No, that was perked.

You know he was taking payments to turn a blind eye?

On the force?

Over in the business.

His client was pulling a scam and he was in on it. Better in than out.

He's a cop. He's meant to uphold the law.

You never bent the rules?

Planted the odd bit of evidence?

I was doing my job, which was putting away offenders.

I hate to break it to you, won't me, old son, but Mike...

Wasn't a piggy anymore and neither are you.

If you know a crime's been committed, you know who fucking did it.

You really think any bastard's going to give a rat's ass if you go about lifting

up stones to see what crawls out?

Nah, probably not.

Leave it to the pigs, it's what they get paid for.

Another?

No.

Fuck it.

um, Shaun of the Dead.

Hey, um, see, the thing is, mate, is that the, uh, the computer's on the

so, um, can you... Hey!

You little shit!

Put it back.

You want a drink, you pay for it, right?

Piss off before I make my face your ass.

Dude, am I glad to see you, mate.

Hey, Shaun of the Dead guy. Hey, how'd you know?

Oh, you was in there before. It's, uh, under the counter next to the baseball

bat.

Sorry about that, man. Enjoy.

See you, bro.

Oh, man, freaky.

Sweet. What?

It was all going to shit, bro.

Everyone, we're back in business.

Hunter. You were meant to meet me half an hour ago at the furniture shop.

Oh, shit.

Come on, pull finger.

Hey, put a bit you bigger.

Oh, back it's quicker.

Okay.

What's the verdict?

Are you staying for dinner?

If it's bad news, just tell me and I will take the 10 grand.

What really happened between you and Gary?

Well, the thing about Gary is he likes people to be where he wants them.

In his debt. And if you buck that... I'm sorry. I'm putting you in a shitty

position. You work for him. You like him.

No, I don't.

You can leave if you want.

No,

right now I can't go anywhere.

You can go a lot higher than 10 grand, by the way.

How much?

Hmm?

How much?

Like a gift.

20.

30? Just keep going.

I was just about to call you.

Beer? No, no, she's right.

Welcome.

I gave my transport guys a raka.

Thanks for the tip -off, dear. I appreciate it.

You hired me to do a job. You can turn that job.

Certainly done that.

So there'll be no more repeats?

I don't see why there would be.

I just want you to be clear on how I run things.

There is one more thing, mate.

My insurance company.

They're unhappy.

No kidding?

Yeah.

So they want me to review my security arrangements.

They've got me by the curlies, Wayne.

I've got to use the firm recommended by them or my premiums go through the roof.

You understand?

Yeah, I think I'm getting it.

Look, it's a pitha.

But we'll pay out your contract at the end of the month.

I don't want to be unfair.

There. That's perfect.

Yeah. Cool.

Oh, maybe it's better up here.

Maybe. Maybe.

Maybe.

Yes.

Ben will be on his own. But you want to quit from it?

I've got to go, OK? Hey, it's the first thing we've brought together as a

couple. Yeah, we've brought takeaways and stuff. Yeah, but you can't do this

a takeaway.

They're coming now.

Oh!

Oh, God, yeah.

I'm out here.

It's a great place to be.

You know what I'm thinking?

I'm thinking it might be better back over there.

Eh?

all kinds of problems. But as soon as I left... Here.

I think we're onto something here, man. It's a balloon.

We've got to get rid of these buttons so we can do some research.

Do some research!

Danielle didn't say anything to you, did she?

About what?

Some dipshit lawyer she's been talking to about money.

Oh, no.

As soon as they start talking lawyers, your neck deepens shit.

Fucking bastards.

No offense.

No, none taken.

You didn't say anything to her, did you?

Me? Nah.

Did you?

Well, I asked her.

And she can't lie for shit.

Not that I don't trust you, mate.

Nah, it's no problem.

Do us a favor.

Make it time Danny's here. See what you can find out.

Okay.

Good on you.

Yeah.

Don't forget to watch the deleted scene. Small bang for your buck. Bro.

Let's do it.

Hey, you smoking on the job? We haven't had a chance. I mean, we've been working

our butts off.

I hear words coming out of your mouth, but I don't understand.

You owe us. Pay up.

Hey, when Video Hatsu is going, do you guys want to stay on full time?

Not exactly a career, is it?

It's exactly a job.

Pass for wage?

For minimum, agreed.

Each? No, I can't afford that. Why don't you take it in turns or something?

No, that's ridiculous.

That's ridiculous?

No, that's how it is.

Well, that's my offer. Take it or leave it.

Being a couple of dickwads is not a career.

He knows nothing.

Oh, you piece of shit.

Help!

Oh, 100 grand! I can't believe it!

I thought Gary was going to implode.

But I stuck to my guns.

Good.

Finally got one over.

Does that sound pathetic?

Mm -mm.

Thanks for not mentioning me.

I said that I wouldn't.

Where I come from, not always a guarantee.

You should learn to trust a little. You don't trust.

Oh, that's because I've been fucked over once or twice.

You, me, Gary.

I've got the draft written all over it.

It doesn't matter.

I need to go.

But you know, I'm... I knew you're not such a wanker after all.

Nope. I'm a lawyer.

My biggest client just attacked me.

Gary.

What?

Because I was onto him. You work for him?

He's a fucking crook. How?

The oldest trick in the book.

Steal building supplies from one site, use them on another site, claim the

insurance.

Wow. And you reported this?

We were working for him.

Mike was in on it.

Well, no, it's shitty, but it'd have to be your problem.

Well, if only the insurance company that pays up.

How can you think like that?

Well, it's what people get insurance for.

I mean, God, they gouge you on the premiums. No one gets hurt.

Don't they?

What about the poor contractor he's gouging and all the people he takes down

with him?

Would you do business like that?

No, God, no.

You may have to lay off the security guards. Do you have to?

Yeah, Savage was my main contract, and I don't have enough work for them.

You'll get other clients.

Yeah.

Do you think I'm a fuckwit for not going along with this?

No.

No, no, no.

You are a decent fuckwit.

We've got to get to grips with it, man.

You know what it's like?

Yeah.

What's it like? It's like you are one and I'm one.

And when we're not together, we don't hit up, right?

And when we are together, we're not two. We're like more than two.

Yeah, they're like three.

So maybe even more than that.

Fuck yeah, like four.

We've got to find a way.

to make the most of this strange and unusual power.

Got it.

Stormin' and Packer.

Is that a career?

It's not a gay thing, is it? Like, fudge packer? No, it's straight up at the

cold stores.

Of course.

So which one do you want to be? You want to be the Stormin'?

Or a pecker.

I don't know.

It's a hard decision, eh?

Yeah.

I'm going to take some research.

Wait, car.

Five points.

Who's that?

That's true.

Fucking true.

What do you want?

Give me back my key.

Are you going to make me?

How are you going to do that?

Come on, Trina. You used me.

Now it's my turn.

With you lying here so helpless, I could do anything to you.

Anything at all.

What?

That hurt?

Yeah?

Fucking bastard!

Bastard! Bastard!

I, uh, just wanted to thank you, you know, for

taking care of Jethro the way you have.

I always repay my debts.

Do you?

This visit has nothing to do with Mr. Judd.

He's got a lot of people relying on him.

I feel for him.

Business is tough for all of us.

Don't you think he's got a right to run things the way he wants to?

Have you ever considered the possibility he's just not cut out for this?

He's a good man.

Maybe that's his problem.

And we wouldn't want that, would we?

Someone who's good at their job, someone who does what he says he would.

Cheryl, now is not a good time.

I'm worth a lot on paper, but a lot of that's not liquid.

I've got an ex -wife hitting me up for every spare dollar I've got. Yeah, well,

you know, we've all got a problem.

I'm glad you talked in, actually.

I need to talk to you about our loan.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to call it in.

What, all of it? Afraid so.

Where the hell am I going to find 120 grand all of a sudden?

Well, don't panic.

You don't have to pay right away.

You've got 30 days.

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