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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,090 --> 00:00:03,140 Hi, girl. 2 00:00:03,990 --> 00:00:05,650 What the fuck? You don't know. 3 00:00:05,651 --> 00:00:08,089 They were fucking on the couch when we got home. 4 00:00:08,090 --> 00:00:09,350 Oh, damn. No. 5 00:00:09,570 --> 00:00:13,649 They'll be, Dick. You'll see, Dick. Just not going in and out of Pascale. It's a 6 00:00:13,650 --> 00:00:14,489 porn film. 7 00:00:14,490 --> 00:00:17,749 Dick going in and out is what it's all about. It is erotica for women for the 8 00:00:17,750 --> 00:00:18,800 last time. 9 00:00:20,910 --> 00:00:25,670 Shitty. You're pissed. I nailed your mum. I get it. I can't do this. 10 00:00:25,910 --> 00:00:29,350 Why are you breaking up with me? Yeah, because you're toxic. 11 00:00:30,540 --> 00:00:32,420 I don't want you anywhere near my life. 12 00:00:34,940 --> 00:00:35,990 Hello? 13 00:00:37,380 --> 00:00:38,430 Oh. 14 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:41,810 Kind of killing the mood a little bit, Loretta. Oh, crap. 15 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,500 It's not your birthday, is it? 16 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:45,760 Or some stupid anniversary? 17 00:00:46,420 --> 00:00:50,599 Because if this is like our we've been dating six months exactly today... Am I 18 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:51,980 an anniversary kind of guy? 19 00:00:52,580 --> 00:00:54,380 No, but what's with all the candles? 20 00:00:57,880 --> 00:00:58,930 Congratulations. 21 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:02,280 You're a real -life director. 22 00:01:08,500 --> 00:01:09,550 Champagne? 23 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:12,290 Fuck champagne. 24 00:01:48,490 --> 00:01:49,540 Tell me again. 25 00:01:51,050 --> 00:01:54,150 You're the hottest, sexiest woman. No, dickhead. 26 00:01:54,470 --> 00:01:56,390 It's a bit about the Asian distributor. 27 00:01:57,610 --> 00:01:59,070 Cash. Kudos. 28 00:01:59,830 --> 00:02:01,210 Biggest market in the world. 29 00:02:02,490 --> 00:02:03,770 But it won't be seen here. 30 00:02:05,670 --> 00:02:06,720 What's the point? 31 00:02:07,130 --> 00:02:08,180 You got your copy? 32 00:02:08,310 --> 00:02:12,549 Yeah, but what about this small but highly regarded festival where some 33 00:02:12,550 --> 00:02:13,770 person spots my work? 34 00:02:14,870 --> 00:02:17,760 Sounds far -fetched, but stranger things have happened. 35 00:02:17,761 --> 00:02:21,729 I should let you know that the Asian version needed just a tiny bit of 36 00:02:21,730 --> 00:02:22,990 retooling. What? 37 00:02:22,991 --> 00:02:24,349 Don't panic. 38 00:02:24,350 --> 00:02:28,390 It was just a language thing. There were cultural issues. Don't panic. 39 00:02:28,391 --> 00:02:31,569 Nothing major, right? It was just a little bit of dubbing and that sort of 40 00:02:31,570 --> 00:02:34,989 Hayden, this is my film you're talking about. My film. Why wasn't I there to do 41 00:02:34,990 --> 00:02:35,549 it myself? 42 00:02:35,550 --> 00:02:37,230 Because you don't speak Mandarin. 43 00:02:37,790 --> 00:02:39,410 Mandarin? Yeah, it's in Chinese. 44 00:02:39,910 --> 00:02:40,960 That's all it was. 45 00:02:41,310 --> 00:02:43,070 You said retooling. I meant dubbing. 46 00:02:43,470 --> 00:02:45,390 And I oversaw the whole process myself. 47 00:02:45,810 --> 00:02:47,370 Not that I really understood it. 48 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:53,980 Fish. Good. 49 00:02:54,940 --> 00:02:59,580 Cuts. We have to forget all about this one and start working on the next one. 50 00:02:59,581 --> 00:03:02,379 I already have started thinking about it. 51 00:03:02,380 --> 00:03:03,430 Horror? 52 00:03:03,540 --> 00:03:05,460 Comedy? Psychological thriller. 53 00:03:06,480 --> 00:03:07,560 Intelligent. Complex. 54 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:09,420 I've already done that line. 55 00:03:09,820 --> 00:03:14,919 Well, now that you're a real -life director with a genuine credit, I 56 00:03:14,920 --> 00:03:17,510 might like to take a little bit of time to celebrate. 57 00:03:20,020 --> 00:03:21,070 That's what I am. 58 00:03:22,690 --> 00:03:24,230 Finally, an actual director. 59 00:03:25,131 --> 00:03:28,749 We've got corned beef tomorrow night. 60 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:30,860 You're welcome to come around if you want. 61 00:03:31,790 --> 00:03:33,930 Thanks, Mrs West, but I have to decline. 62 00:03:33,931 --> 00:03:36,689 Even though you do make the best cheese sauce. 63 00:03:36,690 --> 00:03:37,740 Just pack it. 64 00:03:38,070 --> 00:03:39,190 I never knew that. 65 00:03:39,191 --> 00:03:41,929 Extra big serve for you. You can bring Casey. 66 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:42,980 I can't. 67 00:03:43,950 --> 00:03:47,320 Whatever happened between you and Van, you can sort it, can't you? 68 00:03:49,420 --> 00:03:50,920 Come on, Monty, you can tell me. 69 00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:54,410 Sorry, Mrs West. No, no, call me Cheryl. I couldn't do that, Mrs West. 70 00:03:54,900 --> 00:03:59,840 Monty, you and Van, you were it for each other ever since you met in Prima One. 71 00:03:59,980 --> 00:04:03,380 I mean, God, you both pissed in the sandpit together. 72 00:04:03,780 --> 00:04:07,619 I pissed further? Yeah, and we used to come and get you from school every day 73 00:04:07,620 --> 00:04:10,030 because your mum forgot to pick you up. Oh, don't. 74 00:04:10,060 --> 00:04:11,110 Van was so excited. 75 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:16,299 You know, he'd never had a friend like that before, not a real friend. Jethro 76 00:04:16,300 --> 00:04:17,350 always ran them off. 77 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:18,560 They were not anymore. 78 00:04:18,561 --> 00:04:22,299 Look, there's no more me and Ben, not after what happened. What did happen? 79 00:04:22,300 --> 00:04:25,960 I mean, I know she brought him back from the Coromandel, bloody Drasker. 80 00:04:26,580 --> 00:04:28,380 I just have to forget him, that's all. 81 00:04:28,740 --> 00:04:30,300 Thanks for the beer, Mrs Weston. 82 00:04:30,301 --> 00:04:33,459 You know, you know, she's still on scene, that's all. Yeah, no, of course 83 00:04:33,460 --> 00:04:36,819 is. Don't you remember when she tried to trap him by pretending to be up the 84 00:04:36,820 --> 00:04:39,599 duff and we started packing, you and me? Well, it was you, mostly. 85 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:41,199 Yeah, well, maybe he deserves it. 86 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:42,250 Come on, Mum. 87 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:31,530 Hey, you're squeezing those oranges yourself. 88 00:05:34,020 --> 00:05:35,760 Retooling, is that what you meant? 89 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:42,239 Taking my film and sticking in disgusting shots of dicks and dildos and 90 00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:43,290 and arseholes. 91 00:05:43,291 --> 00:05:45,199 Yeah, I knew you wouldn't be happy. 92 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:49,339 Hayden, the shots don't even match. The lighting is shit and the way is that 93 00:05:49,340 --> 00:05:50,390 Pascal. 94 00:05:50,700 --> 00:05:52,750 Well, you know your own sister that well. 95 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,050 It's like... 96 00:05:54,300 --> 00:05:58,440 You've taken bits of Z -grade porn and just slammed them in anywhere. 97 00:05:58,441 --> 00:06:03,379 Oh, fucking hell, that is what you did do. Look, I was in a hurry, all right? I 98 00:06:03,380 --> 00:06:04,339 had to do something. 99 00:06:04,340 --> 00:06:07,230 No, you didn't. You wanted your film sold, and I got it sold. 100 00:06:07,280 --> 00:06:08,540 That's not my film. 101 00:06:08,840 --> 00:06:10,140 Well, parts of it are. 102 00:06:10,540 --> 00:06:14,779 Except plot, character, anything resembling a story. Look, I tried to 103 00:06:14,780 --> 00:06:17,920 version. Truly, I did, but nobody wanted soft core. 104 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:22,499 It is erotica, you fuckwit. Everybody said, too many talking heads, not enough 105 00:06:22,500 --> 00:06:25,479 action, which, to be fair, It's pretty much what I was saying when we were 106 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:26,530 shooting it. 107 00:06:27,620 --> 00:06:29,600 So you planned this from the beginning? 108 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:30,890 No. 109 00:06:31,700 --> 00:06:33,920 But I wasn't. Oh, my God, you bastard! 110 00:06:34,500 --> 00:06:37,930 Calm down, Loretta. Don't you tell me to calm down. You have killed me! 111 00:07:00,430 --> 00:07:03,650 Piss off, honey. That was for Van. God, he's even worse than I am. 112 00:07:04,750 --> 00:07:07,880 You must be so worried about him, the way he's acting right now. 113 00:07:08,590 --> 00:07:11,810 I know he's trying to get over his grief, but it's kind of self 114 00:07:12,790 --> 00:07:14,110 What do you think, Cheryl? 115 00:07:14,930 --> 00:07:16,130 I think you should leave. 116 00:07:16,131 --> 00:07:19,769 Someone's got to look after him. I mean, what do you want him out there nicking 117 00:07:19,770 --> 00:07:21,150 cars and demoing bus stops? 118 00:07:21,151 --> 00:07:24,629 Especially now that months are not around. What do you know about that? 119 00:07:24,630 --> 00:07:26,810 Nothing. But at least Van's got me, right? 120 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:43,760 Oh, my God, are you crying? 121 00:07:45,300 --> 00:07:50,180 You guys, come quick. 122 00:07:50,181 --> 00:07:55,719 No, don't believe you. No, it's true. First of all, I heard the freaky noises, 123 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:58,959 and then I saw her face, and it was all kind of purple and pink, and there was 124 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:02,160 snot. Even when she was a baby, she never cried, just stared. 125 00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:06,000 Loretta, we just want to help. 126 00:08:06,460 --> 00:08:07,510 I'll take a photo. 127 00:08:11,530 --> 00:08:12,580 Is Loretta in here? 128 00:08:14,950 --> 00:08:18,080 You've done something to her. She's been bawling, apparently. 129 00:08:18,090 --> 00:08:19,140 Eh? 130 00:08:19,550 --> 00:08:20,750 No, Loretta doesn't cry. 131 00:08:21,050 --> 00:08:22,100 Well, she does now. 132 00:08:24,890 --> 00:08:25,940 Loretta? 133 00:08:26,350 --> 00:08:28,050 Can I come in? Get lost. 134 00:08:33,990 --> 00:08:35,040 Mum? 135 00:08:39,909 --> 00:08:40,959 Hey, Phoebe. 136 00:08:49,201 --> 00:08:51,149 I forgive you. 137 00:08:51,150 --> 00:08:55,069 I understand that you didn't betray me, ruin my film deliberately. It was 138 00:08:55,070 --> 00:08:56,709 something you had to do for the money. 139 00:08:56,710 --> 00:08:57,760 Really? No. 140 00:08:57,930 --> 00:08:58,980 Fuck off! 141 00:09:01,730 --> 00:09:04,080 Look, the next film will be the one, all right? 142 00:09:04,170 --> 00:09:06,640 We've got experience now. We've got connections. 143 00:09:06,641 --> 00:09:08,089 We'll double the budget. 144 00:09:08,090 --> 00:09:10,229 So we can have gold -plated dildos this time? 145 00:09:10,230 --> 00:09:11,280 I know. 146 00:09:11,281 --> 00:09:15,729 I know. I should have talked to you about it, but I just knew how attached 147 00:09:15,730 --> 00:09:18,680 were to it. Oh, bullshit! You didn't think I'd ever find out. 148 00:09:18,910 --> 00:09:19,960 Tell me. 149 00:09:20,180 --> 00:09:23,140 What I need to do for us to get past this. 150 00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:24,720 Seriously? Anything. 151 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:26,480 You know what you mean to me. 152 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,250 Okay. 153 00:09:28,251 --> 00:09:31,519 Recall every single copy of the Asian version and take my name off it. It's 154 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:34,559 impossible. You said you wanted to make this right. I can't, all right? It is 155 00:09:34,560 --> 00:09:36,539 not within my power and it would cost a fortune. 156 00:09:36,540 --> 00:09:39,159 You said you'd do anything. Beretta, I am not going to recall the DVDs. Yes, 157 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:42,230 are. Be reasonable. Well, if you don't do that, then we're over. 158 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:46,760 Like an automaton. Well spotted. 159 00:09:47,310 --> 00:09:51,009 Listen, I know you're upset. No, I am not upset. I am humiliated and furious 160 00:09:51,010 --> 00:09:54,029 more betrayed than I've ever been in my entire fucking life. And if you even 161 00:09:54,030 --> 00:09:55,870 gave a small rat ass, you'd do it. 162 00:10:00,250 --> 00:10:03,130 I can't. 163 00:10:05,090 --> 00:10:06,140 Then we're over. 164 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:18,760 Well, Ted, might see you around, eh? 165 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,580 Oh, my God, you are so dumped. 166 00:10:25,940 --> 00:10:27,080 OK, here's what I think. 167 00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:31,379 She went to the Coromandel, she got to Van and she stood something up with 168 00:10:31,380 --> 00:10:32,430 Munter. What? 169 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:34,810 Drasca, she broke them up. Oh, it wasn't her. 170 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:37,380 Who was it then? I can't. 171 00:10:38,060 --> 00:10:41,699 Swollen to secrecy. Fuck that, Casey. Come on, who was it? This is so awful 172 00:10:41,700 --> 00:10:43,440 so appalling. You do not want to know. 173 00:10:43,441 --> 00:10:46,819 Look, Van and Munter have never had a fight. Not a real one. They're like 174 00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:50,919 brothers. Yeah, except a brother does not do that to his brother. And not with 175 00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:51,999 his brother's mother. 176 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,050 What? 177 00:10:53,860 --> 00:10:54,960 Oh, crap. 178 00:10:57,660 --> 00:10:58,710 Van. 179 00:10:59,940 --> 00:11:00,990 Van and Carl? 180 00:11:00,991 --> 00:11:04,619 Oh, please don't say anything to Munter. He'll kill me if he finds out. Jesus 181 00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:05,670 Christ. 182 00:11:06,090 --> 00:11:07,470 And he got her pissed first. 183 00:11:07,471 --> 00:11:11,149 Ah, right. Well, that bloody explains it. What are you saying about Munter's 184 00:11:11,150 --> 00:11:13,669 mum? Carla will go anything in trousers when she's not pissed. 185 00:11:13,670 --> 00:11:16,410 And who put her back there? In front of her own son? 186 00:11:16,411 --> 00:11:17,669 Oh, Munter wasn't there. 187 00:11:17,670 --> 00:11:19,189 In the grip of a full body stone? 188 00:11:19,190 --> 00:11:21,230 Watching his best friend and his mother? 189 00:11:23,030 --> 00:11:25,390 You know, nine months she'd been on the wagon. 190 00:11:25,710 --> 00:11:27,150 Munter was so proud of her. 191 00:11:27,990 --> 00:11:29,040 Then along comes Van. 192 00:11:29,041 --> 00:11:33,839 Poor Munter. It's like reliving his childhood, except this time the loser 193 00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:35,700 shagging his mum with his best friend. 194 00:11:35,701 --> 00:11:36,519 Yeah, all right. 195 00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:38,719 Yeah, well, now you know you can stop trying to fix things because there's no 196 00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:41,919 point. No, Van's going to apologise. I'll make him. Yeah, well, maybe things 197 00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:42,970 better this way. 198 00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:46,440 No, Munter's not happy. I know he's not. Yes, he is. 199 00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:52,699 I mean, I know he gets a bit wistful when he listens to ACDC or eats fish and 200 00:11:52,700 --> 00:11:55,530 chips or rolls a big one, but he's better off without Van. 201 00:11:55,860 --> 00:11:57,940 You can't say that. Excuse me, but I can. 202 00:11:59,020 --> 00:12:03,719 I have finally found myself a sweet, sensitive guy with a huge todger who 203 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:06,559 that four players more than buy me a rum and coke at the pub. So I'll be fucked 204 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:09,690 if I'm going to see your son lead him astray and land him in jail. 205 00:12:10,100 --> 00:12:11,150 No offence. 206 00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:17,360 Hey, you okay? 207 00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:18,810 Piss off. 208 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:23,740 So, did he cheat on you? 209 00:12:25,300 --> 00:12:28,380 Because, you know, I would kind of be like Karma. 210 00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:30,759 You know, because you got with Hayden right after me. 211 00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:34,430 Not that I care now because I've got Bruce, but it was still totally wrong. 212 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:38,480 He didn't screw anyone else, just my film. 213 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:39,890 Is that out already? 214 00:12:40,180 --> 00:12:41,230 Only in Asia. 215 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:42,680 No one will see it here. 216 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,050 Oh, fantastic. 217 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:47,760 It's not fantastic, and I don't want to talk about it. 218 00:12:49,860 --> 00:12:53,700 Look, you haven't done the whole breakups thing, and I have heaps. 219 00:12:53,701 --> 00:12:56,399 Well, normally I'm the one doing the dumping, not the other way around, but 220 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:57,900 however it happened... 221 00:12:58,170 --> 00:13:00,280 You still have to pass through the stages. 222 00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:03,630 I don't need this shit. Yeah, you do. 223 00:13:03,631 --> 00:13:04,929 No, I don't. 224 00:13:04,930 --> 00:13:08,329 Because Hayden can't do this to me, and pretty soon he's going to realise it. 225 00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:10,050 That is so positive. 226 00:13:10,051 --> 00:13:15,229 Revenge is the first stage. I mean, personally, I think the best thing is 227 00:13:15,230 --> 00:13:17,609 go right out there and sleep with his best friend. 228 00:13:17,610 --> 00:13:19,230 Oh, wait. No, that's the other way. 229 00:13:19,310 --> 00:13:21,090 Pascal, I can do this my own way. 230 00:13:22,730 --> 00:13:25,150 Okay, but if you need me... I don't. 231 00:13:25,151 --> 00:13:28,839 Well, when you're at the depressed, angry... Why wasn't I good enough for 232 00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:30,100 undersized prick stage? 233 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:31,210 I'll be here. 234 00:13:31,300 --> 00:13:32,350 I won't do that. 235 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:34,250 Ever. 236 00:13:35,180 --> 00:13:36,230 Sure you won't. 237 00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:06,060 Van. 238 00:14:07,490 --> 00:14:08,540 Van. 239 00:14:08,610 --> 00:14:09,660 Van Fook. 240 00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:18,770 I know what happened in the car, man. 241 00:14:18,771 --> 00:14:19,749 Oh, sleep. 242 00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:21,390 How could you do that to Munter? 243 00:14:22,270 --> 00:14:25,990 You don't treat your friends like that, Van. You're only... Van! 244 00:14:26,270 --> 00:14:27,390 Jesus, Van, look at me. 245 00:14:27,930 --> 00:14:28,980 Van! 246 00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:32,989 I want you to get round there and apologise to her. What's the point? 247 00:14:32,990 --> 00:14:36,300 know you've been through a terrible time. Don't get this shit! I do. 248 00:14:38,030 --> 00:14:39,080 I do. 249 00:14:48,410 --> 00:14:49,970 Baby, do you need pole blazers? 250 00:14:51,130 --> 00:14:52,830 Um, 21st is tonight. 251 00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:54,400 I thought we could go. 252 00:14:55,870 --> 00:14:57,010 She's a stupid mole. 253 00:14:57,570 --> 00:14:59,310 All the more reason why we should go. 254 00:14:59,990 --> 00:15:01,040 If you want to. 255 00:15:06,870 --> 00:15:08,610 No. No, you're out of here. 256 00:15:08,611 --> 00:15:11,629 You're out of my house. She's staying. She's not welcome here then. She's 257 00:15:11,630 --> 00:15:12,680 staying. 258 00:16:39,869 --> 00:16:40,919 Shit! Bitch! 259 00:16:45,730 --> 00:16:46,790 It's okay, I'm fine. 260 00:16:47,490 --> 00:16:48,540 Really? 261 00:16:50,950 --> 00:16:52,000 Took your time. 262 00:16:52,130 --> 00:16:54,240 Yeah, I couldn't bail on my client, sorry. 263 00:16:55,450 --> 00:16:56,500 Oh. 264 00:16:58,881 --> 00:17:03,589 This is definitely one of her better ones. Yeah? 265 00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:05,930 Yep. She's graduated from frozen chicken. 266 00:17:05,931 --> 00:17:07,769 How does that make this one better? 267 00:17:07,770 --> 00:17:11,269 Obviously, Hayden. You've never had a chicken rotting under your floorboards. 268 00:17:11,270 --> 00:17:16,149 Her former math teacher really regretted failing her. Mate, did you just get on 269 00:17:16,150 --> 00:17:16,769 with it? 270 00:17:16,770 --> 00:17:18,510 I haven't had a pit since lunchtime. 271 00:17:21,430 --> 00:17:22,510 Expensive trousers? 272 00:17:23,349 --> 00:17:25,130 Extremely. Bye, mate. 273 00:17:29,910 --> 00:17:30,960 It's all good. 274 00:17:31,419 --> 00:17:32,469 Loads of fun. 275 00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:42,810 G'day, David. 276 00:17:43,140 --> 00:17:44,460 I know why she's doing this. 277 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:46,400 She wants my attention, right? 278 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:47,580 She ain't gonna get it. 279 00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:49,840 No response whatsoever. 280 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:52,960 All this shit that she's ruined? 281 00:17:53,460 --> 00:17:54,960 All replaceable by insurance. 282 00:17:55,860 --> 00:17:57,100 She ain't gonna get to me. 283 00:18:00,590 --> 00:18:02,270 Cheers. Cheers, mate. 284 00:18:12,950 --> 00:18:14,650 Can you smell that? 285 00:18:15,310 --> 00:18:16,360 What? 286 00:18:17,590 --> 00:18:21,810 I said this girlfriend of yours... Oh, 287 00:18:22,050 --> 00:18:29,610 shit! 288 00:18:30,139 --> 00:18:31,189 Glue. 289 00:18:34,900 --> 00:18:36,000 Hair removal cream. 290 00:18:38,180 --> 00:18:39,230 Bitch! 291 00:18:43,411 --> 00:18:44,899 Hey, 292 00:18:44,900 --> 00:18:52,019 you 293 00:18:52,020 --> 00:18:55,099 got any plasters? I've ripped my feet apart while I was walking home on my 294 00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:56,960 Ouija. Shame it was just your feet. 295 00:18:56,961 --> 00:19:01,139 Um, Van wanted to get a taxi tonight, and at the same time he wanted to grab 296 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:01,819 cash box. 297 00:19:01,820 --> 00:19:04,560 But I said, nah, babe, bad idea. 298 00:19:05,460 --> 00:19:06,510 Because I care. 299 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,050 Richard! 300 00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:09,430 Coming, baby. 301 00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:11,870 All right, you pasty slapper, I get your point. 302 00:19:11,871 --> 00:19:13,919 Well, no, Cheryl, I don't actually think you do. 303 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:17,410 Because we all know that Van's only listening to one person right now. 304 00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:18,840 And that's yours truly. 305 00:19:19,420 --> 00:19:20,470 Me. 306 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:23,750 So it'd be a good idea to be a little bit more fucking polite. 307 00:19:24,660 --> 00:19:25,710 To you. 308 00:19:25,711 --> 00:19:29,479 Well, if you're a little bit nicer, then I'd be much more inclined to help. 309 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:31,830 Jesus, you little fucking bitch. Hey, hey, hey. 310 00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:33,370 Yeah. 311 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,180 I need to go look after my boyfriend. 312 00:19:39,980 --> 00:19:41,240 Go bloody then. 313 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:44,280 What happened to the great reunion? 314 00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:46,440 It's harder than I thought. 315 00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:49,140 We'll give it a couple of weeks. 316 00:19:52,270 --> 00:19:56,069 Once he'll get over it, and he'll be back at your dinner table, stinking and 317 00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:57,889 and eating all the best roast potatoes. 318 00:19:57,890 --> 00:19:58,940 Don't think so. 319 00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:03,000 Jesus. 320 00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:04,950 I feel like I've lost him. 321 00:20:05,810 --> 00:20:10,490 She is all over him like a maggot, and he led to her. 322 00:20:12,910 --> 00:20:15,320 Look, you were prepared to chuck him out before. 323 00:20:15,510 --> 00:20:17,070 Maybe that's what you have to do. 324 00:20:26,540 --> 00:20:28,590 God knows what would happen to him, mate. 325 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:32,580 Look, Trask is a menace. 326 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:37,740 But maybe she's better than nothing. No, I do not kowtow to that little hobo. 327 00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:39,980 Look, come on. 328 00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:41,610 Okay, okay. 329 00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:44,410 He's going to get sick of her eventually. 330 00:20:50,860 --> 00:20:55,300 I got your message. 331 00:20:56,370 --> 00:20:58,130 Good. Who are you calling a chicken? 332 00:20:58,131 --> 00:21:01,529 If you have issues, Loretta, do the mature thing and come and talk to me, 333 00:21:01,530 --> 00:21:02,750 alright? Alright. 334 00:21:03,270 --> 00:21:04,450 Rusty Nail, one hour. 335 00:21:08,461 --> 00:21:10,049 You owe 336 00:21:10,050 --> 00:21:17,029 me for 337 00:21:17,030 --> 00:21:18,950 my car, my furniture and my appliances. 338 00:21:18,951 --> 00:21:21,409 Take it out of the profits from your porn film. 339 00:21:21,410 --> 00:21:22,460 What profits? 340 00:21:22,710 --> 00:21:24,510 What if I'm only just breaking even? 341 00:21:24,511 --> 00:21:26,879 What if I only went into it because of a certain person and her persuasive 342 00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:28,380 powers? Who would that be? 343 00:21:28,381 --> 00:21:32,239 Are you done with the bunny boiler act yet? That depends. Have you recalled the 344 00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:33,560 DVDs and taken my name off? 345 00:21:34,220 --> 00:21:35,270 Not going to happen. 346 00:21:36,060 --> 00:21:37,620 I always get what I want, Hayden. 347 00:21:38,220 --> 00:21:39,600 And what do you really want? 348 00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:40,770 You know what I want. 349 00:21:42,900 --> 00:21:44,220 Not this time, sweetheart. 350 00:21:44,380 --> 00:21:45,580 Is that your final word? 351 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:46,770 No, not quite. 352 00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:52,520 Mess with my hair again and you'll be really sorry. 353 00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:56,480 You met with me. 354 00:21:58,120 --> 00:22:00,290 You never had a film career until you met me. 355 00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:04,270 In fact, there was something else you'd never had, wasn't there? 356 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:06,330 What was it? 357 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:09,220 You and I both know this is an offer. 358 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,130 Yeah? 359 00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:14,540 Take my name off, and we're back in business. 360 00:22:16,420 --> 00:22:17,470 Ma. 361 00:22:19,020 --> 00:22:20,340 Thought you might say that. 362 00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:24,060 I still invest a baby, unless you get a better offer. 363 00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:29,890 Words of the wise. 364 00:22:30,380 --> 00:22:33,570 You don't put your persons up in the bogs in this establishment. 365 00:22:33,660 --> 00:22:37,400 It is frequented by good, hard -working family men. 366 00:22:38,140 --> 00:22:39,190 Eh? 367 00:22:40,100 --> 00:22:41,150 And those guys. 368 00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:52,570 Damn it. 369 00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:54,620 Damn it, Fox Club. 370 00:22:54,900 --> 00:22:56,360 Hello, my love. 371 00:22:57,281 --> 00:22:59,599 You want some breakfast? 372 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:02,419 How about I get you some water? Come on, let's go and get some water. Hey, you 373 00:23:02,420 --> 00:23:03,199 know what? 374 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:06,240 I've actually got some southern comfort under the bed. 375 00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:08,900 Come and have some breakfast, Ben. 376 00:23:13,180 --> 00:23:15,040 It's going to be okay. 377 00:23:15,041 --> 00:23:16,219 No, it's not. 378 00:23:16,220 --> 00:23:18,639 I'll say one thing for that girl. She's got stamina. 379 00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:20,810 She's got a fucking nerve is what she's got. 380 00:23:26,580 --> 00:23:28,020 Okay, now I'm really worried. 381 00:23:28,021 --> 00:23:31,329 It's called eating. It's what people do when they're not models. No, upset 382 00:23:31,330 --> 00:23:34,760 people lose their appetite, so they eat way too much to fill the void. 383 00:23:34,850 --> 00:23:36,410 Go away with your stupid stages. 384 00:23:36,411 --> 00:23:38,109 Well, they're there for a reason. 385 00:23:38,110 --> 00:23:41,429 So you can annoy me? If you're not up to wallowing, you should be up to getting 386 00:23:41,430 --> 00:23:43,600 pissed and partying out with your friends. 387 00:23:43,710 --> 00:23:44,910 You don't have any. 388 00:23:45,310 --> 00:23:47,170 Look, maybe I'm not like other people. 389 00:23:47,171 --> 00:23:50,169 Hey, with your first boyfriend, you were really upset. 390 00:23:50,170 --> 00:23:53,349 You can't be up to recovery yet. You haven't even slept with anyone else. 391 00:23:53,350 --> 00:23:54,550 I'm way too busy for that. 392 00:23:54,551 --> 00:23:56,689 Anyway, Hayden will come to his senses. 393 00:23:56,690 --> 00:23:57,740 How do you know that? 394 00:23:57,741 --> 00:23:59,769 Because I've made a list and I'm working through it. 395 00:23:59,770 --> 00:24:00,820 A list? 396 00:24:01,310 --> 00:24:02,360 Of his weak points. 397 00:24:03,970 --> 00:24:05,710 You mean you're still on stage one? 398 00:24:05,790 --> 00:24:07,170 He's got a lot of weak points. 399 00:24:07,850 --> 00:24:09,990 Like his crap in the mornings. 400 00:24:16,930 --> 00:24:17,980 Really crap? 401 00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:32,940 And he's way, way too fond of his car. 402 00:24:35,620 --> 00:24:36,740 And he hates insects. 403 00:24:37,980 --> 00:24:39,880 Especially arachnids. 404 00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:43,000 Yeah, that got his attention. 405 00:24:43,740 --> 00:24:44,820 Okay, I don't get this. 406 00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:49,019 He didn't cheat on you. He didn't give you crabs. He didn't select your best 407 00:24:49,020 --> 00:24:51,130 friend. What he did was way worse than that. 408 00:24:51,220 --> 00:24:52,360 It was just a dumb movie. 409 00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:55,170 And if he thinks he can get away with it, he's wrong. 410 00:24:55,940 --> 00:24:58,620 He also thinks that bullets bounce off him. 411 00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:00,330 Also wrong. 412 00:25:00,650 --> 00:25:04,030 Did you shoot Hayden? Don't be stupid. That would land me in jail. 413 00:25:05,990 --> 00:25:07,040 I did this instead. 414 00:25:10,010 --> 00:25:12,790 Oh my god, you didn't. Expensive per word, but worth it. 415 00:25:13,150 --> 00:25:14,210 This isn't normal. 416 00:25:14,490 --> 00:25:15,750 I thought it was stage one. 417 00:25:15,790 --> 00:25:19,040 No, ripping up clothes, sleeping with friends, that's revenge. 418 00:25:19,490 --> 00:25:24,529 This is... This is like that old movie, you know, with the woman with the bad 419 00:25:24,530 --> 00:25:25,850 spiral perm and the rabbit. 420 00:25:25,910 --> 00:25:29,460 Fatal attraction, yeah, but unfortunately Hayden doesn't have a pet. 421 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:36,159 All my Christmases at once, I was checking to see if the cancer had got 422 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,219 already. Yeah, we'll have fun. 423 00:25:37,220 --> 00:25:38,270 And there it was. 424 00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:39,720 Hayden, poof, defeated. 425 00:25:40,180 --> 00:25:41,230 Popped his club. 426 00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:43,290 No. 427 00:25:44,020 --> 00:25:45,070 Really? 428 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:46,810 That's not true. 429 00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:49,140 Don't ruin my day. 430 00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:54,119 I had the early morning serenade. Yeah, ha, ha, the pervs and the weirdos. I 431 00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:57,880 just changed my number. But the spider and the damage to my car and now this. 432 00:25:58,120 --> 00:26:01,310 I didn't say what you died of. My mother nearly had a heart attack. 433 00:26:01,311 --> 00:26:05,159 The staff at my rest times are freaking out. My fucking brother -in -law turned 434 00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:07,690 up to get my car before anybody else could claim it. 435 00:26:07,691 --> 00:26:10,999 Hey, I'm starting to think maybe your sister's got a mental illness. 436 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:15,899 She's a 17 -year -old with a broken heart. How many of them do crazy shit 437 00:26:15,900 --> 00:26:16,759 this, huh? 438 00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:18,820 We hear to 10 o 'clock. Yeah, we do. 439 00:26:18,821 --> 00:26:22,439 Can we finish this later? We fucking can't because this is the last draw. 440 00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:23,490 What's going on? 441 00:26:25,020 --> 00:26:27,550 Hayden's an old friend of mine. Not for much longer. 442 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:29,850 Can you give me 10? 443 00:26:31,550 --> 00:26:33,170 Glad you can spare the time, mate. 444 00:26:33,171 --> 00:26:37,329 There you go. And you've actually got nine bucks in late fees, but it's okay. 445 00:26:37,330 --> 00:26:38,470 You can get it next time. 446 00:26:42,670 --> 00:26:43,870 Oh, you're in good shape. 447 00:26:44,050 --> 00:26:45,470 Someone whose ex just died. 448 00:26:45,910 --> 00:26:46,960 I'll live. 449 00:26:48,670 --> 00:26:49,990 Hayden's mother might not. 450 00:26:50,330 --> 00:26:52,860 She's been admitted to hospital suffering shock. 451 00:26:53,550 --> 00:26:57,340 When Hayden turned up to reassure her, she thought he was back from the dead. 452 00:26:57,730 --> 00:27:01,100 Well, if Hayden wants to stop this, then he knows what he needs to do. 453 00:27:01,250 --> 00:27:04,949 Jesus. Loretta, give it up. Death Row, your opinion really doesn't matter 454 00:27:04,950 --> 00:27:07,009 because you don't know anything about Loretta. It was a business deal that 455 00:27:07,010 --> 00:27:09,809 didn't go your way, so now you're having a little tantrum. 456 00:27:09,810 --> 00:27:12,069 It was a bit more than that, actually. It's not going to be the last time 457 00:27:12,070 --> 00:27:15,229 someone screws you over, right? So suck it up. He wasn't just someone. He was 458 00:27:15,230 --> 00:27:18,109 the person who was supposed to know me better than anyone in the world. Now, he 459 00:27:18,110 --> 00:27:20,509 knew how much that movie meant to me, so why would he do that? 460 00:27:20,510 --> 00:27:24,009 And then to not even apologise? To just walk away like I'm nobody, like I'm some 461 00:27:24,010 --> 00:27:25,870 stupid girl who doesn't even matter? 462 00:27:27,210 --> 00:27:28,260 What? 463 00:27:34,730 --> 00:27:35,780 Oh, shit. 464 00:27:37,290 --> 00:27:38,490 A word of advice. 465 00:27:38,491 --> 00:27:42,089 Making someone's life a living hell ain't going to get them to come back to 466 00:27:42,090 --> 00:27:44,709 I do not want him to come back to me. I don't want to even see him again, 467 00:27:44,710 --> 00:27:47,789 actually. Well, this is a lot of investment for someone you don't care 468 00:27:47,790 --> 00:27:51,409 Jethro, it's a matter of pride. You don't fuck around with it and get away 469 00:27:51,410 --> 00:27:53,129 it. You're playing that card now, are you? 470 00:27:53,130 --> 00:27:56,890 Jethro, I do not love him. I hate him. And that's why I'm doing this. 471 00:28:10,959 --> 00:28:12,240 Very disappointed. 472 00:28:12,620 --> 00:28:14,900 And Loretta? That it wasn't true. 473 00:28:16,780 --> 00:28:18,040 No joke, Grandpa. 474 00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:22,260 She's gone beyond revenge into something else. 475 00:28:22,860 --> 00:28:27,620 She's going to end up with the cops for mental health. Over that wanker. 476 00:28:27,820 --> 00:28:28,870 Yep. 477 00:28:31,420 --> 00:28:32,600 She loves him. 478 00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:36,420 Someone has to talk to her. 479 00:28:53,330 --> 00:28:54,380 Flush. 480 00:28:57,221 --> 00:29:01,349 Might have put me back in the shower as well. 481 00:29:01,350 --> 00:29:02,730 Well, you sure could use one. 482 00:29:02,750 --> 00:29:04,070 You motherfucking father. 483 00:29:04,330 --> 00:29:05,650 Well, he's not here, is he? 484 00:29:10,370 --> 00:29:17,230 You want to go low, lower than low, I don't care, but you don't do this. 485 00:29:17,231 --> 00:29:21,209 What, is this more shit about Manta? This is about you breaking your mother's 486 00:29:21,210 --> 00:29:22,198 heart. 487 00:29:22,199 --> 00:29:26,580 Now, I don't know why or how, but that woman loves you no matter what you do. 488 00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:32,160 And you can piss on anything else, but you don't piss on that. 489 00:29:35,100 --> 00:29:36,150 You okay, babe? 490 00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:38,130 Yep. 491 00:29:40,300 --> 00:29:41,350 That wanker. 492 00:29:41,620 --> 00:29:42,670 He's not dead. 493 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,440 Cheryl said it was a misprint. 494 00:29:44,441 --> 00:29:48,119 I saw him in here trying to pick up men, you know. I always knew he was a homo. 495 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,139 Well, Loretta will go back to being a dyke now. 496 00:29:50,140 --> 00:29:51,190 You what? 497 00:29:51,310 --> 00:29:52,570 Oh, it's all so confusing. 498 00:29:54,770 --> 00:29:56,210 Don't look now, Stubb Muffin. 499 00:29:57,170 --> 00:29:59,880 Don't worry, baby, we don't have to talk to that loser. 500 00:30:01,750 --> 00:30:02,800 Shall we go? 501 00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:05,329 It's half -price drinks for ladies at the Hotline and Binker. 502 00:30:05,330 --> 00:30:06,380 No. 503 00:30:06,470 --> 00:30:08,030 Is that a local? Is that a local? 504 00:30:08,530 --> 00:30:09,890 You're such a bum. 505 00:30:12,890 --> 00:30:16,810 Hi, do you sell silicone spray? It's a heavy -duty metal lubricant. 506 00:30:20,820 --> 00:30:21,870 Silicone spray. 507 00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:27,580 Yeah. Funny on toilet seats, but dangerous on doorsteps and driveways. 508 00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:30,440 Rita had a few fallings out in her time. 509 00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:32,980 Nyree Munro, for starters. 510 00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:34,530 Lefty's wife. 511 00:30:34,980 --> 00:30:38,110 They never spoke again after the incident with the rat poison. 512 00:30:38,860 --> 00:30:41,780 Only one person your grandmother hated more than Nyree. 513 00:30:42,060 --> 00:30:43,110 Bert Thompson. 514 00:30:43,140 --> 00:30:45,760 She hated him on account of the Smith & Coey cock -up. 515 00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:47,460 But there was someone worth. 516 00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:50,650 Sputty Pants. 517 00:30:51,140 --> 00:30:53,140 Yeah, we call her Mum or Cheryl. 518 00:30:53,780 --> 00:30:55,830 Rita got a few hits in, then she realised. 519 00:30:56,620 --> 00:30:58,140 Sputty held all the cards. 520 00:30:59,380 --> 00:31:00,430 You kids. 521 00:31:01,060 --> 00:31:05,059 She could take you away from Rita any time. So she did something I never 522 00:31:05,060 --> 00:31:06,110 she'd do. 523 00:31:06,260 --> 00:31:07,460 Worse than rat poison. 524 00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:09,000 She apologised. 525 00:31:10,020 --> 00:31:11,070 She had to. 526 00:31:11,500 --> 00:31:12,700 She loved you kids. 527 00:31:12,701 --> 00:31:17,479 If you're going to destroy someone, Loretta, you have to make sure you never 528 00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:19,160 want to see that person ever again. 529 00:31:19,659 --> 00:31:22,249 And I don't know why you'd ever want to see him again. 530 00:31:22,580 --> 00:31:23,680 Hayden bloody Peters. 531 00:31:48,171 --> 00:31:52,059 and you were in here, I would have waited. 532 00:31:52,060 --> 00:31:54,139 Don't want you pissing yourself on my account. 533 00:31:54,140 --> 00:31:55,190 Well, wouldn't I? 534 00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:57,360 No. You got a good bladder. 535 00:31:59,780 --> 00:32:00,940 I'm staying full camp. 536 00:32:03,380 --> 00:32:04,430 Matter, matter. 537 00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:08,090 You didn't go for a whole day because there's a dead bird in the urinal. 538 00:32:08,140 --> 00:32:09,240 I shifted it. 539 00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:12,290 You're too pussy. 540 00:32:21,129 --> 00:32:22,179 I'm up. 541 00:32:24,190 --> 00:32:25,240 Here. 542 00:32:26,430 --> 00:32:31,510 I, um... What's this? You better get out of here. Girl fight. 543 00:32:34,410 --> 00:32:38,869 I was here first, you old hoe. Old? I'm 30, and how old are you, you fat, ugly 544 00:32:38,870 --> 00:32:43,430 slag? What the fuck did you say to me, bitch? This is bad. 545 00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:56,080 I can't just break it up. 546 00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:58,580 You've got to fuck us over there. 547 00:32:58,940 --> 00:33:01,740 I'll just do it like it. I'll just fucking call it. 548 00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:03,340 I'll fucking touch her. 549 00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:12,580 Fuck you. 550 00:33:12,780 --> 00:33:15,920 Fuck you. No, fuck you. No, fuck you, bro. No, you. 551 00:33:16,220 --> 00:33:19,180 Fuck you. Fuck you. 552 00:33:19,181 --> 00:33:20,459 Fuck you. 553 00:33:20,460 --> 00:33:22,940 You're bleeding. 554 00:33:24,780 --> 00:33:25,830 Come have a drink. 555 00:33:26,940 --> 00:33:28,080 Oh, it fucking hurts. 556 00:33:28,460 --> 00:33:30,570 Come on, baby, you've got to disinfect it. 557 00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:34,820 I know it stinks, but it's going to help you. 558 00:33:35,260 --> 00:33:37,060 What the hell's happening now, Van? 559 00:33:37,220 --> 00:33:39,330 Instead of what, you should be asking who. 560 00:33:39,540 --> 00:33:41,400 It's your precious mother, actually. 561 00:33:41,401 --> 00:33:44,039 What, Mother Smack Van? There's a whole pile full of witnesses if you don't 562 00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:45,090 believe me. 563 00:33:46,871 --> 00:33:48,919 You OK? 564 00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:50,820 Yeah. Yeah, couldn't be better. 565 00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:03,370 Playing on your own? 566 00:34:03,820 --> 00:34:04,870 Practicing. 567 00:34:04,871 --> 00:34:11,019 I'm really sorry for hitting your son with his whisper. It had to be done, you 568 00:34:11,020 --> 00:34:14,580 know. It's about time someone smacked him. He's been a real shit lately. 569 00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:16,289 Yeah. 570 00:34:16,290 --> 00:34:20,299 Thing is, now that you've got it out of your system, maybe you guys can sit down 571 00:34:20,300 --> 00:34:21,350 and sort it out. 572 00:34:21,860 --> 00:34:22,940 It ain't gonna happen. 573 00:34:22,941 --> 00:34:25,859 Oh, isn't it what you guys do? You just sort of smack each other around a bit 574 00:34:25,860 --> 00:34:27,420 and then it's all best buddies? 575 00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:30,070 Yeah, it's a relationship that's run its course. 576 00:34:30,500 --> 00:34:31,550 No, Munter. 577 00:34:31,670 --> 00:34:33,960 Yeah, with respect, Mrs West, you don't know. 578 00:34:34,429 --> 00:34:36,770 Well, I do. 579 00:34:37,530 --> 00:34:38,580 Eh? 580 00:34:39,550 --> 00:34:40,600 Who told you? 581 00:34:41,449 --> 00:34:42,750 Oh, it doesn't matter. 582 00:34:43,630 --> 00:34:46,389 What matters is the fan of the mess. 583 00:34:47,389 --> 00:34:48,489 And he's sorry. 584 00:34:48,490 --> 00:34:49,769 No, he's not. 585 00:34:49,770 --> 00:34:51,650 Look, we had a good thing, OK? The best. 586 00:34:51,651 --> 00:34:54,928 And it became abusive, and there's only one way to deal with that. Only because 587 00:34:54,929 --> 00:34:57,489 he's fucked in the head and dragging himself down. Yeah, and I've got to walk 588 00:34:57,490 --> 00:34:58,409 away from that. 589 00:34:58,410 --> 00:34:59,550 Is this Casey talking? 590 00:34:59,810 --> 00:35:00,860 No, it's me. 591 00:35:00,861 --> 00:35:04,299 Stop hassling me about it. No, no, Manta, I'm not hassling you, aren't you? 592 00:35:04,300 --> 00:35:05,719 don't contact me anymore, OK? 593 00:35:05,720 --> 00:35:06,770 Eh? 594 00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:12,839 It's been really nice knowing you, Mrs West. You know, I've enjoyed the roast 595 00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:16,439 chickens and the sausage rolls and the ice cream, you know, with the chocolate, 596 00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:17,699 strawberry and vanilla in. 597 00:35:17,700 --> 00:35:18,750 The Neapolitan. 598 00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:24,659 And I'm going to miss the, um... the way you've always got clean towels and 599 00:35:24,660 --> 00:35:25,710 spare bulk paper. 600 00:35:27,820 --> 00:35:31,550 How you made me feel like I was part of your family. No, don't do this, Munter. 601 00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:34,940 Look, we can't see each other again. 602 00:35:34,941 --> 00:35:40,159 Except, you know, it's in the car park I heard your mum when I'm picking up 603 00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:41,210 Casey. 604 00:35:42,300 --> 00:35:43,350 Or a supermarket. 605 00:35:44,140 --> 00:35:45,190 Or a pub. 606 00:35:45,580 --> 00:35:50,820 But anyways, you know, thanks for everything. 607 00:35:52,820 --> 00:35:53,870 Really, thanks. 608 00:36:00,361 --> 00:36:03,079 All right, this is what I want. 609 00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:04,130 Vance to get a job. 610 00:36:04,131 --> 00:36:07,299 Full or part -time? Full. I want him occupied and out of the house. 611 00:36:07,300 --> 00:36:08,560 Okay. And he's not to drink. 612 00:36:08,561 --> 00:36:12,159 Can't give you that. I can give you cutting down light beer, maybe? All 613 00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:14,679 but he's not to fight, steal or vandalise, and he's not to get arrested. 614 00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:15,659 That's a lot of demand. 615 00:36:15,660 --> 00:36:17,359 You're talking the talk. It's time to walk the walk. 616 00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:18,680 Oh, I'm not going anywhere. 617 00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:20,200 But I have a few conditions. 618 00:36:20,420 --> 00:36:21,740 More fucking politeness? 619 00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:28,039 I am to be treated with respect from everyone here, including Loretta, and 620 00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:30,040 especially from you. 621 00:36:31,730 --> 00:36:35,989 No one is to call me a hoe, a whore, a slut or a slapper. Ripped back's okay 622 00:36:35,990 --> 00:36:36,949 though, eh? 623 00:36:36,950 --> 00:36:38,000 Chuck. 624 00:36:38,550 --> 00:36:40,830 No name calling, no insults. 625 00:36:40,831 --> 00:36:43,549 I'm to be treated as a member of the family. 626 00:36:43,550 --> 00:36:45,540 Can't do that if we can't call you names. 627 00:36:49,370 --> 00:36:50,420 But fine. 628 00:36:50,630 --> 00:36:57,350 What I'd like most of all is an apology from you. 629 00:36:58,790 --> 00:37:00,850 I want you to say, I'm sorry. 630 00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:03,690 To you? 631 00:37:03,691 --> 00:37:05,239 What for? 632 00:37:05,240 --> 00:37:06,680 For punting me in the face. 633 00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:08,880 For humiliating me. 634 00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:11,340 For ruining my wedding. 635 00:37:11,341 --> 00:37:15,119 And for accusing me of faking a pregnancy. You did fake a pregnancy. I 636 00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:18,550 care. I still want an apology. And I'm not going anywhere until I get it. 637 00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:20,340 Oh, for fuck's sake, all right. 638 00:37:22,720 --> 00:37:26,800 You're a fag. 639 00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:10,890 What's this? 640 00:38:11,991 --> 00:38:16,859 Why don't you put the fine down and get off my property? 641 00:38:16,860 --> 00:38:17,939 Why are you selling your house? 642 00:38:17,940 --> 00:38:18,919 I'm leaving. 643 00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:19,970 Leaving? 644 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:24,560 Where, the street, the suburb? 645 00:38:24,700 --> 00:38:26,020 Look, I'm going to tell you. 646 00:38:30,620 --> 00:38:35,479 Hayden, I'm here to tell you that 647 00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:38,040 I'm sorry. 648 00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:39,680 Well, you're trespassing. 649 00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:40,890 Didn't you hear me? 650 00:38:41,260 --> 00:38:42,310 I want to apologize. 651 00:38:42,311 --> 00:38:44,819 Get off my property right now or I'll call the cops. 652 00:38:44,820 --> 00:38:46,460 Because of a few harmless pranks. 653 00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:49,710 Harmless? 654 00:38:50,340 --> 00:38:51,400 I'm going nuts. 655 00:38:51,940 --> 00:38:56,039 Every day wondering what fresh horror is going to faze me. Jesus Christ, I can't 656 00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:58,479 sleep at night for fear that my house is going to burn down. 657 00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:00,470 Oh, come on. You know I'm not that psycho. 658 00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:01,980 It was a game, that's all. 659 00:39:01,981 --> 00:39:03,199 A game? 660 00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:06,440 Yeah. And I thought you'd give in. Go. 661 00:39:07,180 --> 00:39:08,540 Get out of here now. No. 662 00:39:08,890 --> 00:39:09,940 I can't. 663 00:39:12,110 --> 00:39:16,810 What I mean is... I'm sorry. 664 00:39:16,811 --> 00:39:18,029 Good on you. 665 00:39:18,030 --> 00:39:20,110 Bye. You're not listening to me. 666 00:39:21,810 --> 00:39:22,860 I'm sorry. 667 00:39:22,861 --> 00:39:26,549 Well, sorry doesn't cut it, Loretta. All right? Sorry doesn't even go halfway 668 00:39:26,550 --> 00:39:29,920 there. Not after what you put me through. Well, what about I love you? 669 00:39:30,550 --> 00:39:32,710 Hayden, I honestly love you. 670 00:39:33,170 --> 00:39:38,049 And... And it's not just a crappy song. It's why I was hurt and why I was 671 00:39:38,050 --> 00:39:41,709 freaking out and why I was maybe handling things a bit badly. And it's 672 00:39:41,710 --> 00:39:42,760 cannot go. 673 00:39:44,710 --> 00:39:45,760 Are you high? 674 00:39:46,710 --> 00:39:47,760 No. 675 00:39:48,150 --> 00:39:50,570 No, I love you. I never want to see you again. 676 00:39:52,190 --> 00:39:55,070 No, you can't. You are a nut bar, all right? 677 00:39:56,070 --> 00:39:58,810 You're a wacko. And I don't want to see you ever again. 678 00:40:00,410 --> 00:40:01,670 I wish I'd never met you. 679 00:40:10,380 --> 00:40:11,430 Get out of my life. 680 00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:33,000 It's not that hard, Ciro. 681 00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:36,000 What if you want my help? 682 00:40:46,460 --> 00:40:53,259 Truly and sincerely sorry for all the 683 00:40:53,260 --> 00:40:57,420 pain and unfairness I've inflicted on you, Drasca. 684 00:41:14,650 --> 00:41:20,679 I'm sorry for pissing you off and for slapping you, for stuffing up your 685 00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:23,450 and for saying you weren't pretty. I fucking apologise. 686 00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:32,810 You don't know how much that means to me, Cheryl. 687 00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:35,610 So do we have a deal? 688 00:42:11,850 --> 00:42:17,230 Something snaps and life dissolves. 689 00:42:18,210 --> 00:42:24,250 And the furthest of your minds resolves. 690 00:42:25,070 --> 00:42:28,410 You're on the dark side. 691 00:42:29,150 --> 00:42:32,230 You're on the dark side. 692 00:42:32,750 --> 00:42:34,530 You're on... 693 00:43:15,690 --> 00:43:16,740 So bizarre. 694 00:43:19,710 --> 00:43:20,760 Pascal. 695 00:43:22,450 --> 00:43:23,970 You know the breakup stages? 696 00:43:26,410 --> 00:43:30,909 There was the wallowing stage and then the... You mentioned a stage about 697 00:43:30,910 --> 00:43:31,849 getting pissed. 698 00:43:31,850 --> 00:43:36,449 Yeah. But you didn't mention the stage where your stomach's filled with 699 00:43:36,450 --> 00:43:37,500 writhing. 700 00:43:39,030 --> 00:43:40,150 And your heart... 701 00:43:46,190 --> 00:43:47,240 Shush. 702 00:44:25,420 --> 00:44:28,720 This program was made with funding from New Zealand On Air. 703 00:44:28,770 --> 00:44:33,320 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 53753

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