All language subtitles for Outrageous Fortune s03e02 While The Grass Grows.eng

You want to get married here.

Do you think it's cool?

Fantastic. Good luck paying for it.

Write me the great erotic of porn script
and you can direct it.

Can I really get to direct it?

I'll be in your movie. You cannot
seriously expect me to direct my own

do the things that Serenity's meant to
do in this film.

She probably won't need all that much
direction.

You bitch.

Wait, wait, wait. That's the knife. Back
off. And that is assaulting a police

officer. What? You're hurting.

Wayne Judd, you are under arrest for
assaulting a police officer. No, you

do that. You can't. You're going to
bring my death.

I took him back to jail.

Couldn't I?

Hello, Ted.

Got your home baking?

Well, I didn't actually, because it got
confiscated, which is what happens when

you get a cake with a file sticking out
of it. Well, well, met some old friends,

did we?

I know.

Just walked into a bunk.

Is that right?

Yeah.

You should see the other bunks. Should
do the other eye, then you'd look like a

panda. Shouldn't you be doing
occupational therapy?

Down the Janet frame, I come and go as I
please, do as I please, unlike some

people. Getting the point, old man.

I don't know if you have.

What point is that?

You've got a slutty pain to look where
it got you.

You have to wonder, is it worth it?

If it makes you happy, old man.

You have no idea.

That old prick.

Well, the cake was good, apparently.

It's fruit and nut.

Dick the bastard.

He just wants attention.

He's not giving me bloody attention.

Leave it. You're just going to encourage
him.

How did that happen?

Just somebody wasn't too pleased to see
me.

It's okay, though.

They're putting me in seg.

With the kitty fiddlers and the nut
parts.

Victoria's been on to it, though. She's
got a trial date.

When for?

Three months.

You're shitting me. I wish I was. What,
for a pithy assault charge? You need to

get that shifted. Sure, she's trying.
Well, she should try harder. You've got

do something.

Well, you can whip your clothes off and
jump me right here. I'm about to drill a

hole in my denim just looking at you.

God, I miss you.

I miss every little bit about you.

Oh, you're getting out. God help me,
you're getting out.

Hello, Bob.

Molly grew three and a half millimetres
last night.

What about Prince?

Still nothing.

Fuck. No, no, no, there was a coat.

Three long teeth. Are you sure?

Ben, open the bloody door.

What's the code word? The code word is
let me in before someone wonders what

fuck I'm doing talking to the caravan.

Thank you.

Hi. Sorry, I lost all use of my four
senses. I'm in withdrawal and shit.

There's more than four.

Hmm? There's more than four.

I just wanted to come down and say bye,
because I've got to go to work, so...

You rock, babe.

Not in front of the children, eh? Come
on, take it outside.

Sorry, Mum.

The fact that she was walking away, I
could look at her and think of the

afternoon day.

Then you'd have to follow her and she
wouldn't be walking away.

I still feel bad though, man.

You know her working two jobs and
everything.

Yeah, but she wants to do it, bro. Just
like you.

Saving all your money for the wedding.

Giving up the hooch.

Yeah, but I don't want to. I just can't
afford to buy it.

Yeah, it's just dishonorable.

Be proud.

Growing decade or for love.

True that.

If the danger to his health isn't a good
reason to get the date moved, then I

don't know what is. So can you call me,
please?

Victoria. Hayden, we've got a bit of a
situation down here.

Okay. Why couldn't Loretta come down?
She's busy.

I don't see what the big deal is about a
game of croquet.

It was nude croquet. It was not. It was
strip croquet.

Four foot and nine to make him miss a
shot. Look at the old man's graphic

croquet. A window got broken. It's not
my fault Mrs Cooper was playing without

her glasses.

But she does have a good set of hooters
for an old girl. Shut it, Ted. You've

caused enough trouble for one day. You
don't tell me what to do. This is the

fourth complaint in two weeks.

Here's James Scuttlebutt.

Late night poker sessions?

I don't care if you do have Alzheimer's.
If you don't have the cards, don't make

the bet.

Items missing from the drugs cabinet?

Prove it.

Inappropriate use of craft material?

The classical motifs? Someone nearly had
a heart attack.

Happened all the time when it was one of
your old man's brothels.

Cheryl, he's on a warning.

Well, I don't see what you want me to do
about it.

Well, I just think maybe it'll be better
for everyone if he was back at home.

I'm not going there.

Good, because after what you've done to
Wayne, I wouldn't bloody have you.

Fucking smoke.

Why is the latest power bill four times
what it usually is? I mean, it's not as

if Pascal's here using a blow dryer day
and night.

Or recharging a vibrator.

It's probably your new DVD burner.

They use like one micron of electricity.

You pay the bill.

Evening all.

What are you doing here? Thursday night,
first time.

Bloody lentil burgers down the home.

I'm not setting rabbit pellets for
anyone.

You are so pushing it, old man.

Hey, is that bitch of a registrar still
down at the district court?

Why? Wayne's assault case. I need the
date shifted.

Isn't that a job for your lawyer?

Well, it would be if the cow would ever
call me back.

Very fancy man. Got a bit of rough
justice inside.

John got that over.

Got what was coming to him.

Poor man.

They don't like pigs inside, eh? Don't
like them anywhere, bro.

Fair enough, Tate. There's nothing to
fear about it. He shouldn't even be in

there.

Is that right?

No, that's right.

And when Dad was inside, I don't
remember you moving heaven and earth to

out. You were there the different, yeah.

What's that?

Small thing about guilt and innocence.

Bullshit!

You just wanted Dad out of the way.

You tell her, sunshine, about time
someone did.

That is enough out of you. I can speak
my mind in my own house. It's not your

house. Used to be. Every room of it.
Well, if you want to use the room and

my food, the least you can do is be
fucking polite about it.

I don't make apologies to you.

Slutty knickers, horse gorg.

You're gone.

You are no longer welcome in this house.
Hang on, Mum. I said leave. Now.

You brought it on yourself, all of it.
Didn't you hear me? Get out of here.

Glad to.

And if you ever visit Wayne again, I
swear I will tear you limb from limb.

Hey, Mum.

Mum, you can't be serious.

He's our grandpa.

I'm your mother.

He's grandpa.

Well, if you're so fond of him, you deal
with him.

There's nothing to deal with.

He harasses Wayne and I'm meant to put
up with it?

Oh, come on. It was funny, kind of. You
are as bad as him, you and Ted, so he

can be your problem from now on. I have
enough problems to deal with. I don't

need any more. Oh, what, like stacking
DVDs on shelves?

Look, it is not easy managing a business
like the one I'm in. Since when do you

care about anything that's not about
you?

Well, you know what?

Grandpa's right. It is not our fault
that Wayne went to prison, so don't pick

out on us.

And you're on different... Friggin' mum.

Why do I always get it in the neck?

Well, she has got a point about Ted.

He is a stirrer.

And it's hitting me where it hurts.

No, not there, but close.

I'm trying to make a film here. I can't
be distracted.

So how are the leading men?

Scrawny, tragic, unable to string a
sentence together, or all of the above.

Oh, shit.

I just don't see why she has to blame
me.

God, I never thought I'd miss Pascal.

You know what we could do?

We could blow this joint for a while.

Shift base camp.

What? My place.

It's way nicer than here.

But my office is here.

Your laptop.

And other stuff.

That's right. Sorry I forget you're 16.

17 soon.

And you wouldn't want to be away from
your mummy's cooking or your teddy.

I burnt my teddy when I turned five.

It's peace.

Quiet.

He seems to shag him.

Well, that's settled then.

Base camp is moving.

Pack your crampons.

And that little leather number I got
you.

Sorry, where have we been all?

Um... Hayden?

Is there something you want?

Yeah.

No, no, no.

It's, uh... It's all good, Mum.

It's all good.

Have you ever seen Mum's penis?

What?

I said, have you ever... Ever seen
Munter's penis?

No, he's like my brother. Why would I
have seen his penis?

You have to.

You've got to ask him and then stand
back at safe distance while he unfurls

thing. You're thrilling about another
man's cock. Should I be worried?

Munter has the trouser snake of anaconda
proportions.

This thing could easily squeeze the
light out of a small goat and swallow it

whole. If this is meant to turn me on,
that last image really set you back. No,

no. The answer to our leading man
problem...

It's Munter.

Are you deranged?

Why? Munter in an erotic film with
Pascal.

The guy is seriously qualified.

No. Why not?

It's just too weird.

Man,

you were meant to do the dishes last
night.

The rural got home late.

What's that got to do with it?

I'm going to go and start hating for a
bit. I'm nearly 17. You can't stop me.

Okay.

Aren't you going to go mental and give
me a big speech?

If you want to go, go. One needs to cook
for... Fine.

Something's missing.

Find a spoon if you've done a bloody
dissing.

Ah! My milk.

Dad, what's missing?

Shit, sorry.

I've got the cash for the groceries. I
meant to do it. Well, today would be

good, eh? Yeah.

She's working two jobs, Mum.

I know that.

She does heaps of shit round here. I
know that.

So there's no need to give her shit.

She's amazing.

Even if she did forget the milk. I know
that.

She was way over the top.

No, she wasn't.

We should move out to our own place. No
one tattles us about dippers and

groceries and power.

You could do the dishes with no clothes
on.

We'd still have to get the milk.

Like here.

Nagra and crazy weird shit.

Baby?

Baby? Yep?

You okay?

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm amazingly good.

Well, I'll get the shopping.

Oh,

you bastard.

Hurry up and fucking go!

Ben, pull yourself together, man.

Just let me roll up Prince.

I'm with him.

One Prince does not a reefer make.

Yeah, but it'll be something.

They're not ready, bro. Okay.

I know not being stoned is completely
messing with your head, but wanting to

up and smoke our own babies, look, it's
not good future planning.

Well, how come you haven't got strength
in your head and sweat?

Because I'm thinking.

Okay, four things at once, actually.

Ooh, yeah.

Not being stoned is like a clarification
in my mental processes.

Okay, look, right now I'm thinking about
a steak and cheese pie, buying more

blood and bone, playing a game of pool
and Beyonce.

All at once.

We do have money.

It's not thinking. That's called
hallucinating.

Aurora left the grocery money under the
alarm clock.

Huh? We'll take a short -term loan and
we'll score some buds. Pay it back with

what?

I don't know. We'll think of that when
we're wasted. Come on.

Toria, you rang me six times.

Wayne has been beaten up.

Cheryl, I'm trying to help.

But I've got a full caseload, and that
incident with the cake did not help.

Well, fine, if you can't handle it, then
I'll find someone who can.

Well, that's up to Wayne.

No, I speak for him, because he needs
action, not excuses. That's what we pay

you for. Well, actually, no one's paid
me.

But if that's your decision, good luck.

Hope it all works out.

Wow.

Did you just get fired by your lawyer?

I don't care how big Munter's winger is.
In erotica, it is irrelevant.

Do you fit that sound?

Size doesn't matter for girls.

And besides, who says Munter can even
act? Who cares?

I care, and it is my film for a female
audience.

Actually, it's our movie. And Munter has
his organ of biblical proportion.

Women will pass out in amazement.

The guy's not hard on the eye, and I bet
he's cheap.

That means I can spend more money on the
location you want.

I'm offering you a solution here,
Loretta.

What have you come up with so far?

It is just not what I see.

Well, do you want to see that location
with some actors?

Any time ever?

All right.

You ask him. I bet he won't do it. I bet
he will.

Hello, campus.

What are you up to?

What's it to you, Hamlet?

I bet he'll do it.

He won't.

I don't know what you see in him.

He's not so bad.

I need something saucy for my mate
Howard.

Then I've got mahjong to do.

Clothes on or off?

Just a clutter with Mrs Yee. She's a
demon with the tiles.

Grandpa, don't you think it'd be an idea
to just cool things down at the home

for a bit? What do they expect me to do?
Sit in my room and watch the soap? I'm

not 83 and peeing down my leg.

If you don't like it there... Ah, suits
me fine.

Plenty of opportunities.

And it'll all be different soon.

How?

Never tell, never worry.

He's not holding.

What? But the Raj always has that. Yeah,
we can see his bug all around.

Manta, the man of my dreams.

Eh? I can't stop thinking about you,
man.

Can I get you guys a drink?

Yep, sure.

Actually, no.

Ben and I are just leaving. We've got to
go and do this thing. What thing?

The thing thing, man.

Well, is this thing thing going to take
very long?

There's something all around by here.

I think you might be pretty excited
about what I've got in mind.

Could take ages, eh?

Oh, shit.

Yeah, it's a real big thing.

Yeah, it is, Manta.

There's something I've got to sort out
first.

Catch you guys later?

Cool.

If he hadn't hooked up with me, none of
this would have happened. Oh, God,

that's so true.

It's a pattern.

First Wolf, then Judd.

No, they're not the same at all.

You're turning into me.

No, I don't think so. Honestly.

I am like the Bahama Triangle when it
comes to men.

Bahama. Planes. Breaks.

That's me.

I mean, every guy I've hooked up with,
they start out real sweet and decent.

Even with actual jobs.

And then before you know it, they're
stealing stuff.

And breaking my heart.

And ending up in jail. And that's all
because of me.

And that's happening to you too.

But you must feel so terrible.

He won.

Hey, hey.

Give him my love.

He so needs it.

Hey.

Sheriff, me. Yeah, I'm on my way in. I
can't have visitors.

Why, what happened?

They just intercepted another package.

To Harold Robbins.

What, so they have a problem with a crap
book?

Yeah, they do when they've got drugs
inside them.

What?

Potine, sleeping tablets and Viagra. Odd
one, that one.

Shit. And I can't get hold of Victoria.

Yeah, she's not working for us anymore.

What? We had a disagreement.

Shit, Cheryl, why?

I'll get someone better, all right?

No, I'll deal with it. Wang?

I've got to go.

You whole... Where are they?

Cheryl, I was just about to call.

He's gone. What do you mean, gone?

I'm sorry, there was nothing I could do.

When you said gone, what... What are you
doing here?

I haven't even called Loretta yet.

Hayden, has Ted caught it?

I need a lift.

Grandpa, I'm busy.

I need to go home.

Then go back to the home.

Can't. You walked here, didn't you? Walk
back.

Can't go back, not now.

What have you done?

You gave a man with a heart condition
Viagra?

Had a bit spare and he needed some
loving.

Didn't tell me you had a dodgy ticker.
Then your bloody boyfriend goes and

me out.

Jet.

Jet.

Ah, well.

Wasn't a real home anyway.

It was the only one you've got.

Then I guess I need a bit of a hand,
don't I?

I'm thinking one corner pocket, check at
the bar with the nice ass, I forget

your mum's birthday, and Mule Berenson's
brother horse.

Yay!

Why horse?

Sounds quite tired blast, bought a half
ounce.

Expensive, but... We got cash!

Let's go!

Have you been to his house? It smells
real bad.

You know he's got that ginger in his toe
that he has in that amputator, eh?

Makes you want to gag, bro. Heavey. It's
cool. I'll wait in the car.

Van.

Hey, babe.

What's up?

I've lost the shopping money.

I went home early to get it. It wasn't
there.

Oh. Cheryl is going to be so wild, man.

No money, no food.

I've got it.

Why?

We were, um...

We're going to do the shopping for you.
Yeah. We were just making a shopping

list.

Really? Yep.

Mum's got it.

In his head.

It's a mental note.

Maybe I should take over now then.

No. We've got it, haven't we?

I told Cheryl that I would. I have to.

Okay.

So we'll need the money.

Hmm?

Oh. Right.

There's only one 80.

Yeah, we needed 10 buck gas to get down
there.

I'd love to use so much, family.

Now we're stuck, man.

Maybe not.

Hey, you know how horses dope the sale
now?

And we're going to have dope to harvest
soon.

Maybe he'll give us an ounce now if we
promise to give him an ounce and a half

later.

How does that work? It's like futures
trading on the dope market.

Point is, we give Horde dope later, and
he gives us dope today.

Like now?

To get his foot.

Fucking brilliant!

Put the jug on, there's a good girl.

What are you doing here?

He got kicked out of the Janet frame. I
know, whose fault was that?

People make their own choices.

He gave a man drugs, Ted, and he died.

Probably went out the way he wanted to,
in the saddle.

You're just a fucking law unto yourself,
aren't you?

Mum, I know you're angry with him, but
we can't just hit him out.

Really? Why not?

He's got nowhere else to go.

People make their own choices, don't
they, too?

It's like hooking up with a pig.

None of your business.

Isn't it?

Listen, are you harassing Wayne for
sport or what? Because you hate me or

hate him?

I don't hate him.

No more than any other shit -coated
weasel.

He just needs to come to his senses,
that's all.

He thought it was a roll in the hay, but
there are always consequences.

You evil old prick.

There's no talking to you, but you've
always been led by your knickers.

He'll get it eventually that you're more
trouble than you're worth. Then he'll

dump you.

Someone had to do something.

This is my life.

My family? No, it's not.

Who do you think used to run things
around here?

You think I built all this up for
nothing? To lose a son?

Be unwelcome in my own home?

I won't stand by anymore.

Get out of here.

With pleasure.

And if you ever come back into this
home, I swear I'll do you personal

Come on.

Have you got a tow bar on your car?

No. Jethro has we can ship this.

Nothing wrong with living in a caravan
park.

Oh, the stink is unbelievable.

I heard in his recycle bin. What about
the dope? Yeah, he just wants to see

evidence that we're actually growing.

So, we're on.

Yeah, just got to bring some plants
over.

Prove it.

We are so stoned.

Oh, hey, you got a message from Hayden
too.

He still wants to give you that free
piss.

Joyce.

Oh.

What?

This morning Hayden comes into the
bathroom and I'm like nude, man. So?

Yeah, and he's like staring.

Staring at the mighty munt.

Oh, what, he's checking out your winger?
Yeah, bro, we go weird.

Shock and awe, bro.

When chicks see the vanitron for the
first time, they usually can't talk for

few days.

But Hayden's a man. He's, like, staring
at my dick now to buy me a drink.

I'm putting two and two together here,
man.

Oh, what, you... Like... Yeah.

Nah, he's not gay, man. He's a minj,
man. Sure. Yeah, but the men of the minj

worry about their hair.

Men of the minj buy their clothes in
Ponsonby.

He's just keeping me out, man.

Okay, okay. Here's what we do, right?

We show the plants, the horse, right? We
get really, really, really stoned.

And then we do whatever we can to avoid
Hayden. Okay? Thanks, bro.

Yeah, no worries. Go, go, go.

I get so fucked up, I vomit all over
myself.

Show him Peter.

Show him Peter.

No, we're not showing him Peter all the
time, okay? Don't you mind. He's going

to give excellent head, if you know what
I mean.

Yeah, I do.

I might.

Show him Marley, okay? Yeah, Marley's a
good -looking bloke.

Why would you do that?

Oh, you were never going to do that.

You helped with the dishes, Grandpa's
caravan. Oh, don't mention his name. I

should burn that bloody finger to the
ground. Well, you might as well after

you did. What about what he did? What
about what you did to me?

Are you stoned or something? How can I
be?

No, I can't be, ever, thanks to you.

What are you on about?

I was just trying to save money.

I was trying to get me an Aurora sus for
the wedding, and it was just a few

points. They were tiny.

You're growing dope in Grandpa's
caravan.

No.

After everything I said, you idiots were
growing dope on this property? Yeah,

well, we haven't been raided, have we?

Not since Jug got locked up. What about
when he gets out? Oh, and you reckon

that's going to happen, do you?

Ray, we should go now.

Yeah, you should.

It was for my wedding, Mum.

Now it's turned to shit, just like
everything else around here.

No fucking way.

He can... Can't go home. Mum wants to
kill him, and Vern will probably kill

too when he finds out about his plan. He
is not coming back to the Janet frame.

I wouldn't go back, not if you paid me.
Well, it's settled then, isn't it?

You're talking about living in a caravan
park. Great!

He'll meet new friends.

I am not having my grandfather live in
some skunchy caravan park.

He'll have to come with me.

No, he is not living in my house.

I wouldn't bloody want to. Grandpa, shut
up. He's a loose fucking cannon.

He is my grandpa.

Yeah, well, he's not mine.

Thank Christ.

You could lose him and not be worse off.
Grandpa, please shut up!

Are you toning on me as well?

I'm trying to find you somewhere to
live, you old goat!

You've got to sort this out with Mum.

Over my dead body. She might just be
bloody pants to you, but she is entitled

feel what she wants about who she wants.
And it is her house.

And what am I?

Some old fart chicken park in her home?
I'm not doolally any more, Loretta.

Stop acting like it. I deserve to be
listened to.

Then earn the fucking right.

We'll just get some more seeds and we'll
start again.

No? Maybe not at your house.

I just want to get done.

He's like a stalker, man.

He's got money.

So? So he might have some pot.

No way.

No way.

I'm not going there. And I mean that in
all senses.

He might have some, man.

Yeah, what if he wants to do freaky
things with the mighty man?

I won't let it come to that, alright?

I will not let him touch you in a bad
way. I promise.

We'll smoke all his weed and then we'll
take off.

Just run away, man.

Please, man.

Okay.

But I'm not drinking any beer, because
it'll be spicy. Yeah. Okay?

But if I get really, really thirsty, or
forget and accidentally drink some, then

you'd better cover my ass. Yeah, I'll be
behind you all the way, bro.

You guys want a beer?

You've got the deck, right?

That's it.

You wanted dope, didn't you?

Okay, for one joint, you get a little
kiss on the cheek. Ben, Ben!

Guys, just take it.

It's a gift.

Hey, Hayden, I think you're an okay guy,
but I'm not, under any circumstances,

going to have sex with you.

I don't want you to have sex with me,
Manta.

Really? Really, really.

I do want you to have sex with a chick,
though.

A chick?

Yeah. A hot one.

So you can, like, watch?

Yeah, kind of. Okay, this better not be
my sister.

Which one?

Loretta.

I don't want to watch Monday having sex
with Loretta.

Can't talk about making a guy feel
inadequate.

I want you to be in a film I'm
producing.

You mean, like, acting?

Yeah. In a movie. Huh?

A porn movie.

Well, now that's weird.

Fifteen hundred.

Oh, done. Hey, no, this is me we're
talking about here.

No, it's not.

It's your wanger.

Huh? He can wear a mask or something,
right?

Well, I'm not really sure. That's how
Loretta sees it.

Loretta? Yeah, she's directing it. Okay,
now that's freaky weird.

Yeah, but it's Loretta. Everything she
does is weird.

Don't worry.

Now, look, this chick that he gets,
Daruk, she's not a dog or anything, is

No.

It's Pascal, actually.

It's Pascal.

I know this is super freaky weird.

Yeah, okay, we are going to have to talk
about this.

Oh, what a beautiful day it is today.

I always knew Pascal would end up
selling her ass one day.

Well, I ain't selling mine.

Think of the money, man.

What you think about whether you're cool
with me having sex with one of your

sisters on camera while the other one
watches and tells me what to do with

sister?

It's just porn, man.

You watch porn?

Watching porn and making it are two
different things.

How? Well, I don't know. I've never made
porn before. And not with your sisters.

But, mate, we could use the money to...

Buy some dope and smoke some of it.

And then we could seed a new plantation.
Man, win, win, win, bro.

Plus, you've wanted to root for us,
girl, since you were like nine, man.

Marita? Manta?

Hey, I've been worried about you. Go.

Me, why?

It seems you're drifting hopelessly on a
sea of darkness without a paddle near

the mouth of a river with a treacherous
waterfall.

And you're stoned.

No.

You make more sense when you're stoned.
Making porn, girl, with your own sister?

This is straight up wrong.

It is not porn. It's erotica.

Yeah? Or does your mum know you're
involved in the sink of depravity? No.

And she doesn't need to.

Maybe I should tell her. For your sake.

My mother is in a very emotionally
vulnerable place right now.

News like this would push her over the
edge.

Yeah, well, maybe it's an edge she needs
to be pushed over for the better good.

Trust me, it's not.

And it's greater good.

$200. You can't buy my silence.

No, I've heard what you're saying and
I've taken it to heart.

No, you haven't. You're trying to
separate me from my conscience.

I'm trying to save Mum unnecessary pain.

Plus, I know that your dope plant's got
trashed. So, if you want to buy some

more while you consider the greater
good, win -win, Linta.

For the record, I'm only accepting this
for Cheryl's sake.

Your secret's safe with me.

Hi.

We'll be at Hayden's.

So that's the... Milking shit?

Trying to be supportive. What's wrong
with that?

Oh, no one else is.

Are they idiots?

No, no. Maybe it's fair enough.

I mean, I can't make you care just
because I do.

Because I miss him.

Because it is unfair.

It just gets worse, doesn't it?

Mum, Grandpa's full of shit. Don't
listen to him. No, you've all been

it and I've been pushing away, but
you're right.

It's my fault, all mine. I put him in
there.

No, you didn't. Dad did.

Dad did this. He did all of it.

I mean, I know Grandpa's kind of picked
up the ball and run with it, but the

ball was there where Dad put it.

Do you...

Do you want him to get one over you? He
already has.

Bullshit!

Mum, you're better than that.

You take the crap, you serve it back,
but you never stop caring.

And I really admire that about you.

You just said caring.

And admire, in the same sentence.

But it's true.

What do you want, Rebecca?

Mum, this is your family.

Because you're the one that holds it
together.

All of us.

Even Grandpa.

I'm not forgiving that old bastard.

But, Mum, he's our old bastard.

And if you take him back, you'll be
showing him and Dad just how much better

than them you are.

Because you are.

And I'll be here. I'll help.

Yeah.

You really are growing up, aren't you?

I have no idea.

I love you, eh?

Yeah, me too.

OK, can we stop lagging now?

Yes.

Well, you'd better be around to stop me
slapping that old bastard.

And there'll be no more crap about Judd,
all right?

Well, I wouldn't be on it.

Well, it might not matter anyway.

Look, you might need these.

There's a spare blanket here as well.

I'll be warm enough.

Take it.

Told you, don't need it. Take it, Ted.

Take it, Grandpa.

All right.

Thank you, Carol.

You're welcome, Ted.

The gates are open and they're off now
and running very fast.

Wayne. Yes, ma 'am.

Listen, I've got something to say. I
want you to listen.

I know it's been terrible and you don't
deserve it and everything, what with my

crap family and you not getting a lawyer
and... Yeah, I've got somebody who's

off the duty list.

OK, but look, I just want you to know
that if it...

All feels too hard if you feel like it's
not worth it.

I understand.

Cheryl?

You're trying to dump me.

I thought you were trying to dump me.

You put me through all of this and you
give me nothing to look forward to. Come

on, why?

You don't hate me?

I'm not too happy on your old man, but
you can't choose him, can you? Oh, let's

not talk about him.

What do you want to talk about?

How I'll make it up to you when you get
out.

What are you going to do?

I might need to get your clothes off,
get you in the shower.

Are you going to come in?

Mm -hmm.

Where's your familiar?

Safely tucked away back at home, where
all is peaceful and happy thanks to my

unselfish maturity.

Since when?

My mother says it.

I think she even believes it.

Shall we go to my place?

I can't.

You're never going to leave home, are
you?

Does it matter?

Samantha turned us down, by the way.

Oh, really?

That's a shameless woman to the idea.

You're a very manipulative young woman,
you know that?

But very granite in some ways.

Oh, my God.

Has anyone ever told you that you should
be in the movies?

Hey, if I threatened to tell Mum about
the port I saw, do you reckon Loretta

would give me 200 as well?

That would be blackmail, bro.
Blackmail's uncool.

This is hush money. There's a
difference.

Eh? How are we supposed to know which
one's the tiniest?

Oh, it's, um, Sargesson Street, number
43.

Oh, dude, look.

Something feels a bit weird here, bro.
Yeah.

Hey, check this out.

Hello, anybody home?

What are you fuckwits want?

Whoa. Whoa.

What are you staring at, bro?

We just wanted to buy some deck.

It's the wrong place, bro, so we'll
just... Relax, bro.

You're in the right place.

Hey, Roars.

We got a couple of customers.

Sure, hon.

Ben.

Well, get them what they want, would
you, babe?

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