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You want to get married here.

Do you think it's cool?

Fantastic. Good luck paying for it.

Write me the great erotic of porn script and you can direct it.

Can I really get to direct it?

I'll be in your movie. You cannot seriously expect me to direct my own

do the things that Serenity's meant to do in this film.

She probably won't need all that much direction.

You bitch.

Wait, wait, wait. That's the knife. Back off. And that is assaulting a police

officer. What? You're hurting.

Wayne Judd, you are under arrest for assaulting a police officer. No, you

do that. You can't. You're going to bring my death.

I took him back to jail.

Couldn't I?

Hello, Ted.

Got your home baking?

Well, I didn't actually, because it got confiscated, which is what happens when

you get a cake with a file sticking out of it. Well, well, met some old friends,

did we?

I know.

Just walked into a bunk.

Is that right?

Yeah.

You should see the other bunks. Should do the other eye, then you'd look like a

panda. Shouldn't you be doing occupational therapy?

Down the Janet frame, I come and go as I please, do as I please, unlike some

people. Getting the point, old man.

I don't know if you have.

What point is that?

You've got a slutty pain to look where it got you.

You have to wonder, is it worth it?

If it makes you happy, old man.

You have no idea.

That old prick.

Well, the cake was good, apparently.

It's fruit and nut.

Dick the bastard.

He just wants attention.

He's not giving me bloody attention.

Leave it. You're just going to encourage him.

How did that happen?

Just somebody wasn't too pleased to see me.

It's okay, though.

They're putting me in seg.

With the kitty fiddlers and the nut parts.

Victoria's been on to it, though. She's got a trial date.

When for?

Three months.

You're shitting me. I wish I was. What, for a pithy assault charge? You need to

get that shifted. Sure, she's trying. Well, she should try harder. You've got

do something.

Well, you can whip your clothes off and jump me right here. I'm about to drill a

hole in my denim just looking at you.

God, I miss you.

I miss every little bit about you.

Oh, you're getting out. God help me, you're getting out.

Hello, Bob.

Molly grew three and a half millimetres last night.

What about Prince?

Still nothing.

Fuck. No, no, no, there was a coat.

Three long teeth. Are you sure?

Ben, open the bloody door.

What's the code word? The code word is let me in before someone wonders what

fuck I'm doing talking to the caravan.

Thank you.

Hi. Sorry, I lost all use of my four senses. I'm in withdrawal and shit.

There's more than four.

Hmm? There's more than four.

I just wanted to come down and say bye, because I've got to go to work, so...

You rock, babe.

Not in front of the children, eh? Come on, take it outside.

Sorry, Mum.

The fact that she was walking away, I could look at her and think of the

afternoon day.

Then you'd have to follow her and she wouldn't be walking away.

I still feel bad though, man.

You know her working two jobs and everything.

Yeah, but she wants to do it, bro. Just like you.

Saving all your money for the wedding.

Giving up the hooch.

Yeah, but I don't want to. I just can't afford to buy it.

Yeah, it's just dishonorable.

Be proud.

Growing decade or for love.

True that.

If the danger to his health isn't a good reason to get the date moved, then I

don't know what is. So can you call me, please?

Victoria. Hayden, we've got a bit of a situation down here.

Okay. Why couldn't Loretta come down? She's busy.

I don't see what the big deal is about a game of croquet.

It was nude croquet. It was not. It was strip croquet.

Four foot and nine to make him miss a shot. Look at the old man's graphic

croquet. A window got broken. It's not my fault Mrs Cooper was playing without

her glasses.

But she does have a good set of hooters for an old girl. Shut it, Ted. You've

caused enough trouble for one day. You don't tell me what to do. This is the

fourth complaint in two weeks.

Here's James Scuttlebutt.

Late night poker sessions?

I don't care if you do have Alzheimer's. If you don't have the cards, don't make

the bet.

Items missing from the drugs cabinet?

Prove it.

Inappropriate use of craft material?

The classical motifs? Someone nearly had a heart attack.

Happened all the time when it was one of your old man's brothels.

Cheryl, he's on a warning.

Well, I don't see what you want me to do about it.

Well, I just think maybe it'll be better for everyone if he was back at home.

I'm not going there.

Good, because after what you've done to Wayne, I wouldn't bloody have you.

Fucking smoke.

Why is the latest power bill four times what it usually is? I mean, it's not as

if Pascal's here using a blow dryer day and night.

Or recharging a vibrator.

It's probably your new DVD burner.

They use like one micron of electricity.

You pay the bill.

Evening all.

What are you doing here? Thursday night, first time.

Bloody lentil burgers down the home.

I'm not setting rabbit pellets for anyone.

You are so pushing it, old man.

Hey, is that bitch of a registrar still down at the district court?

Why? Wayne's assault case. I need the date shifted.

Isn't that a job for your lawyer?

Well, it would be if the cow would ever call me back.

Very fancy man. Got a bit of rough justice inside.

John got that over.

Got what was coming to him.

Poor man.

They don't like pigs inside, eh? Don't like them anywhere, bro.

Fair enough, Tate. There's nothing to fear about it. He shouldn't even be in

there.

Is that right?

No, that's right.

And when Dad was inside, I don't remember you moving heaven and earth to

out. You were there the different, yeah.

What's that?

Small thing about guilt and innocence.

Bullshit!

You just wanted Dad out of the way.

You tell her, sunshine, about time someone did.

That is enough out of you. I can speak my mind in my own house. It's not your

house. Used to be. Every room of it. Well, if you want to use the room and

my food, the least you can do is be fucking polite about it.

I don't make apologies to you.

Slutty knickers, horse gorg.

You're gone.

You are no longer welcome in this house. Hang on, Mum. I said leave. Now.

You brought it on yourself, all of it. Didn't you hear me? Get out of here.

Glad to.

And if you ever visit Wayne again, I swear I will tear you limb from limb.

Hey, Mum.

Mum, you can't be serious.

He's our grandpa.

I'm your mother.

He's grandpa.

Well, if you're so fond of him, you deal with him.

There's nothing to deal with.

He harasses Wayne and I'm meant to put up with it?

Oh, come on. It was funny, kind of. You are as bad as him, you and Ted, so he

can be your problem from now on. I have enough problems to deal with. I don't

need any more. Oh, what, like stacking DVDs on shelves?

Look, it is not easy managing a business like the one I'm in. Since when do you

care about anything that's not about you?

Well, you know what?

Grandpa's right. It is not our fault that Wayne went to prison, so don't pick

out on us.

And you're on different... Friggin' mum.

Why do I always get it in the neck?

Well, she has got a point about Ted.

He is a stirrer.

And it's hitting me where it hurts.

No, not there, but close.

I'm trying to make a film here. I can't be distracted.

So how are the leading men?

Scrawny, tragic, unable to string a sentence together, or all of the above.

Oh, shit.

I just don't see why she has to blame me.

God, I never thought I'd miss Pascal.

You know what we could do?

We could blow this joint for a while.

Shift base camp.

What? My place.

It's way nicer than here.

But my office is here.

Your laptop.

And other stuff.

That's right. Sorry I forget you're 16.

17 soon.

And you wouldn't want to be away from your mummy's cooking or your teddy.

I burnt my teddy when I turned five.

It's peace.

Quiet.

He seems to shag him.

Well, that's settled then.

Base camp is moving.

Pack your crampons.

And that little leather number I got you.

Sorry, where have we been all?

Um... Hayden?

Is there something you want?

Yeah.

No, no, no.

It's, uh... It's all good, Mum.

It's all good.

Have you ever seen Mum's penis?

What?

I said, have you ever... Ever seen Munter's penis?

No, he's like my brother. Why would I have seen his penis?

You have to.

You've got to ask him and then stand back at safe distance while he unfurls

thing. You're thrilling about another man's cock. Should I be worried?

Munter has the trouser snake of anaconda proportions.

This thing could easily squeeze the light out of a small goat and swallow it

whole. If this is meant to turn me on, that last image really set you back. No,

no. The answer to our leading man problem...

It's Munter.

Are you deranged?

Why? Munter in an erotic film with Pascal.

The guy is seriously qualified.

No. Why not?

It's just too weird.

Man,

you were meant to do the dishes last night.

The rural got home late.

What's that got to do with it?

I'm going to go and start hating for a bit. I'm nearly 17. You can't stop me.

Okay.

Aren't you going to go mental and give me a big speech?

If you want to go, go. One needs to cook for... Fine.

Something's missing.

Find a spoon if you've done a bloody dissing.

Ah! My milk.

Dad, what's missing?

Shit, sorry.

I've got the cash for the groceries. I meant to do it. Well, today would be

good, eh? Yeah.

She's working two jobs, Mum.

I know that.

She does heaps of shit round here. I know that.

So there's no need to give her shit.

She's amazing.

Even if she did forget the milk. I know that.

She was way over the top.

No, she wasn't.

We should move out to our own place. No one tattles us about dippers and

groceries and power.

You could do the dishes with no clothes on.

We'd still have to get the milk.

Like here.

Nagra and crazy weird shit.

Baby?

Baby? Yep?

You okay?

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm amazingly good.

Well, I'll get the shopping.

Oh,

you bastard.

Hurry up and fucking go!

Ben, pull yourself together, man.

Just let me roll up Prince.

I'm with him.

One Prince does not a reefer make.

Yeah, but it'll be something.

They're not ready, bro. Okay.

I know not being stoned is completely messing with your head, but wanting to

up and smoke our own babies, look, it's not good future planning.

Well, how come you haven't got strength in your head and sweat?

Because I'm thinking.

Okay, four things at once, actually.

Ooh, yeah.

Not being stoned is like a clarification in my mental processes.

Okay, look, right now I'm thinking about a steak and cheese pie, buying more

blood and bone, playing a game of pool and Beyonce.

All at once.

We do have money.

It's not thinking. That's called hallucinating.

Aurora left the grocery money under the alarm clock.

Huh? We'll take a short -term loan and we'll score some buds. Pay it back with

what?

I don't know. We'll think of that when we're wasted. Come on.

Toria, you rang me six times.

Wayne has been beaten up.

Cheryl, I'm trying to help.

But I've got a full caseload, and that incident with the cake did not help.

Well, fine, if you can't handle it, then I'll find someone who can.

Well, that's up to Wayne.

No, I speak for him, because he needs action, not excuses. That's what we pay

you for. Well, actually, no one's paid me.

But if that's your decision, good luck.

Hope it all works out.

Wow.

Did you just get fired by your lawyer?

I don't care how big Munter's winger is. In erotica, it is irrelevant.

Do you fit that sound?

Size doesn't matter for girls.

And besides, who says Munter can even act? Who cares?

I care, and it is my film for a female audience.

Actually, it's our movie. And Munter has his organ of biblical proportion.

Women will pass out in amazement.

The guy's not hard on the eye, and I bet he's cheap.

That means I can spend more money on the location you want.

I'm offering you a solution here, Loretta.

What have you come up with so far?

It is just not what I see.

Well, do you want to see that location with some actors?

Any time ever?

All right.

You ask him. I bet he won't do it. I bet he will.

Hello, campus.

What are you up to?

What's it to you, Hamlet?

I bet he'll do it.

He won't.

I don't know what you see in him.

He's not so bad.

I need something saucy for my mate Howard.

Then I've got mahjong to do.

Clothes on or off?

Just a clutter with Mrs Yee. She's a demon with the tiles.

Grandpa, don't you think it'd be an idea to just cool things down at the home

for a bit? What do they expect me to do? Sit in my room and watch the soap? I'm

not 83 and peeing down my leg.

If you don't like it there... Ah, suits me fine.

Plenty of opportunities.

And it'll all be different soon.

How?

Never tell, never worry.

He's not holding.

What? But the Raj always has that. Yeah, we can see his bug all around.

Manta, the man of my dreams.

Eh? I can't stop thinking about you, man.

Can I get you guys a drink?

Yep, sure.

Actually, no.

Ben and I are just leaving. We've got to go and do this thing. What thing?

The thing thing, man.

Well, is this thing thing going to take very long?

There's something all around by here.

I think you might be pretty excited about what I've got in mind.

Could take ages, eh?

Oh, shit.

Yeah, it's a real big thing.

Yeah, it is, Manta.

There's something I've got to sort out first.

Catch you guys later?

Cool.

If he hadn't hooked up with me, none of this would have happened. Oh, God,

that's so true.

It's a pattern.

First Wolf, then Judd.

No, they're not the same at all.

You're turning into me.

No, I don't think so. Honestly.

I am like the Bahama Triangle when it comes to men.

Bahama. Planes. Breaks.

That's me.

I mean, every guy I've hooked up with, they start out real sweet and decent.

Even with actual jobs.

And then before you know it, they're stealing stuff.

And breaking my heart.

And ending up in jail. And that's all because of me.

And that's happening to you too.

But you must feel so terrible.

He won.

Hey, hey.

Give him my love.

He so needs it.

Hey.

Sheriff, me. Yeah, I'm on my way in. I can't have visitors.

Why, what happened?

They just intercepted another package.

To Harold Robbins.

What, so they have a problem with a crap book?

Yeah, they do when they've got drugs inside them.

What?

Potine, sleeping tablets and Viagra. Odd one, that one.

Shit. And I can't get hold of Victoria.

Yeah, she's not working for us anymore.

What? We had a disagreement.

Shit, Cheryl, why?

I'll get someone better, all right?

No, I'll deal with it. Wang?

I've got to go.

You whole... Where are they?

Cheryl, I was just about to call.

He's gone. What do you mean, gone?

I'm sorry, there was nothing I could do.

When you said gone, what... What are you doing here?

I haven't even called Loretta yet.

Hayden, has Ted caught it?

I need a lift.

Grandpa, I'm busy.

I need to go home.

Then go back to the home.

Can't. You walked here, didn't you? Walk back.

Can't go back, not now.

What have you done?

You gave a man with a heart condition Viagra?

Had a bit spare and he needed some loving.

Didn't tell me you had a dodgy ticker. Then your bloody boyfriend goes and

me out.

Jet.

Jet.

Ah, well.

Wasn't a real home anyway.

It was the only one you've got.

Then I guess I need a bit of a hand, don't I?

I'm thinking one corner pocket, check at the bar with the nice ass, I forget

your mum's birthday, and Mule Berenson's brother horse.

Yay!

Why horse?

Sounds quite tired blast, bought a half ounce.

Expensive, but... We got cash!

Let's go!

Have you been to his house? It smells real bad.

You know he's got that ginger in his toe that he has in that amputator, eh?

Makes you want to gag, bro. Heavey. It's cool. I'll wait in the car.

Van.

Hey, babe.

What's up?

I've lost the shopping money.

I went home early to get it. It wasn't there.

Oh. Cheryl is going to be so wild, man.

No money, no food.

I've got it.

Why?

We were, um...

We're going to do the shopping for you. Yeah. We were just making a shopping

list.

Really? Yep.

Mum's got it.

In his head.

It's a mental note.

Maybe I should take over now then.

No. We've got it, haven't we?

I told Cheryl that I would. I have to.

Okay.

So we'll need the money.

Hmm?

Oh. Right.

There's only one 80.

Yeah, we needed 10 buck gas to get down there.

I'd love to use so much, family.

Now we're stuck, man.

Maybe not.

Hey, you know how horses dope the sale now?

And we're going to have dope to harvest soon.

Maybe he'll give us an ounce now if we promise to give him an ounce and a half

later.

How does that work? It's like futures trading on the dope market.

Point is, we give Horde dope later, and he gives us dope today.

Like now?

To get his foot.

Fucking brilliant!

Put the jug on, there's a good girl.

What are you doing here?

He got kicked out of the Janet frame. I know, whose fault was that?

People make their own choices.

He gave a man drugs, Ted, and he died.

Probably went out the way he wanted to, in the saddle.

You're just a fucking law unto yourself, aren't you?

Mum, I know you're angry with him, but we can't just hit him out.

Really? Why not?

He's got nowhere else to go.

People make their own choices, don't they, too?

It's like hooking up with a pig.

None of your business.

Isn't it?

Listen, are you harassing Wayne for sport or what? Because you hate me or

hate him?

I don't hate him.

No more than any other shit -coated weasel.

He just needs to come to his senses, that's all.

He thought it was a roll in the hay, but there are always consequences.

You evil old prick.

There's no talking to you, but you've always been led by your knickers.

He'll get it eventually that you're more trouble than you're worth. Then he'll

dump you.

Someone had to do something.

This is my life.

My family? No, it's not.

Who do you think used to run things around here?

You think I built all this up for nothing? To lose a son?

Be unwelcome in my own home?

I won't stand by anymore.

Get out of here.

With pleasure.

And if you ever come back into this home, I swear I'll do you personal

Come on.

Have you got a tow bar on your car?

No. Jethro has we can ship this.

Nothing wrong with living in a caravan park.

Oh, the stink is unbelievable.

I heard in his recycle bin. What about the dope? Yeah, he just wants to see

evidence that we're actually growing.

So, we're on.

Yeah, just got to bring some plants over.

Prove it.

We are so stoned.

Oh, hey, you got a message from Hayden too.

He still wants to give you that free piss.

Joyce.

Oh.

What?

This morning Hayden comes into the bathroom and I'm like nude, man. So?

Yeah, and he's like staring.

Staring at the mighty munt.

Oh, what, he's checking out your winger? Yeah, bro, we go weird.

Shock and awe, bro.

When chicks see the vanitron for the first time, they usually can't talk for

few days.

But Hayden's a man. He's, like, staring at my dick now to buy me a drink.

I'm putting two and two together here, man.

Oh, what, you... Like... Yeah.

Nah, he's not gay, man. He's a minj, man. Sure. Yeah, but the men of the minj

worry about their hair.

Men of the minj buy their clothes in Ponsonby.

He's just keeping me out, man.

Okay, okay. Here's what we do, right?

We show the plants, the horse, right? We get really, really, really stoned.

And then we do whatever we can to avoid Hayden. Okay? Thanks, bro.

Yeah, no worries. Go, go, go.

I get so fucked up, I vomit all over myself.

Show him Peter.

Show him Peter.

No, we're not showing him Peter all the time, okay? Don't you mind. He's going

to give excellent head, if you know what I mean.

Yeah, I do.

I might.

Show him Marley, okay? Yeah, Marley's a good -looking bloke.

Why would you do that?

Oh, you were never going to do that.

You helped with the dishes, Grandpa's caravan. Oh, don't mention his name. I

should burn that bloody finger to the ground. Well, you might as well after

you did. What about what he did? What about what you did to me?

Are you stoned or something? How can I be?

No, I can't be, ever, thanks to you.

What are you on about?

I was just trying to save money.

I was trying to get me an Aurora sus for the wedding, and it was just a few

points. They were tiny.

You're growing dope in Grandpa's caravan.

No.

After everything I said, you idiots were growing dope on this property? Yeah,

well, we haven't been raided, have we?

Not since Jug got locked up. What about when he gets out? Oh, and you reckon

that's going to happen, do you?

Ray, we should go now.

Yeah, you should.

It was for my wedding, Mum.

Now it's turned to shit, just like everything else around here.

No fucking way.

He can... Can't go home. Mum wants to kill him, and Vern will probably kill

too when he finds out about his plan. He is not coming back to the Janet frame.

I wouldn't go back, not if you paid me. Well, it's settled then, isn't it?

You're talking about living in a caravan park. Great!

He'll meet new friends.

I am not having my grandfather live in some skunchy caravan park.

He'll have to come with me.

No, he is not living in my house.

I wouldn't bloody want to. Grandpa, shut up. He's a loose fucking cannon.

He is my grandpa.

Yeah, well, he's not mine.

Thank Christ.

You could lose him and not be worse off. Grandpa, please shut up!

Are you toning on me as well?

I'm trying to find you somewhere to live, you old goat!

You've got to sort this out with Mum.

Over my dead body. She might just be bloody pants to you, but she is entitled

feel what she wants about who she wants. And it is her house.

And what am I?

Some old fart chicken park in her home? I'm not doolally any more, Loretta.

Stop acting like it. I deserve to be listened to.

Then earn the fucking right.

We'll just get some more seeds and we'll start again.

No? Maybe not at your house.

I just want to get done.

He's like a stalker, man.

He's got money.

So? So he might have some pot.

No way.

No way.

I'm not going there. And I mean that in all senses.

He might have some, man.

Yeah, what if he wants to do freaky things with the mighty man?

I won't let it come to that, alright?

I will not let him touch you in a bad way. I promise.

We'll smoke all his weed and then we'll take off.

Just run away, man.

Please, man.

Okay.

But I'm not drinking any beer, because it'll be spicy. Yeah. Okay?

But if I get really, really thirsty, or forget and accidentally drink some, then

you'd better cover my ass. Yeah, I'll be behind you all the way, bro.

You guys want a beer?

You've got the deck, right?

That's it.

You wanted dope, didn't you?

Okay, for one joint, you get a little kiss on the cheek. Ben, Ben!

Guys, just take it.

It's a gift.

Hey, Hayden, I think you're an okay guy, but I'm not, under any circumstances,

going to have sex with you.

I don't want you to have sex with me, Manta.

Really? Really, really.

I do want you to have sex with a chick, though.

A chick?

Yeah. A hot one.

So you can, like, watch?

Yeah, kind of. Okay, this better not be my sister.

Which one?

Loretta.

I don't want to watch Monday having sex with Loretta.

Can't talk about making a guy feel inadequate.

I want you to be in a film I'm producing.

You mean, like, acting?

Yeah. In a movie. Huh?

A porn movie.

Well, now that's weird.

Fifteen hundred.

Oh, done. Hey, no, this is me we're talking about here.

No, it's not.

It's your wanger.

Huh? He can wear a mask or something, right?

Well, I'm not really sure. That's how Loretta sees it.

Loretta? Yeah, she's directing it. Okay, now that's freaky weird.

Yeah, but it's Loretta. Everything she does is weird.

Don't worry.

Now, look, this chick that he gets, Daruk, she's not a dog or anything, is

No.

It's Pascal, actually.

It's Pascal.

I know this is super freaky weird.

Yeah, okay, we are going to have to talk about this.

Oh, what a beautiful day it is today.

I always knew Pascal would end up selling her ass one day.

Well, I ain't selling mine.

Think of the money, man.

What you think about whether you're cool with me having sex with one of your

sisters on camera while the other one watches and tells me what to do with

sister?

It's just porn, man.

You watch porn?

Watching porn and making it are two different things.

How? Well, I don't know. I've never made porn before. And not with your sisters.

But, mate, we could use the money to...

Buy some dope and smoke some of it.

And then we could seed a new plantation. Man, win, win, win, bro.

Plus, you've wanted to root for us, girl, since you were like nine, man.

Marita? Manta?

Hey, I've been worried about you. Go.

Me, why?

It seems you're drifting hopelessly on a sea of darkness without a paddle near

the mouth of a river with a treacherous waterfall.

And you're stoned.

No.

You make more sense when you're stoned. Making porn, girl, with your own sister?

This is straight up wrong.

It is not porn. It's erotica.

Yeah? Or does your mum know you're involved in the sink of depravity? No.

And she doesn't need to.

Maybe I should tell her. For your sake.

My mother is in a very emotionally vulnerable place right now.

News like this would push her over the edge.

Yeah, well, maybe it's an edge she needs to be pushed over for the better good.

Trust me, it's not.

And it's greater good.

$200. You can't buy my silence.

No, I've heard what you're saying and I've taken it to heart.

No, you haven't. You're trying to separate me from my conscience.

I'm trying to save Mum unnecessary pain.

Plus, I know that your dope plant's got trashed. So, if you want to buy some

more while you consider the greater good, win -win, Linta.

For the record, I'm only accepting this for Cheryl's sake.

Your secret's safe with me.

Hi.

We'll be at Hayden's.

So that's the... Milking shit?

Trying to be supportive. What's wrong with that?

Oh, no one else is.

Are they idiots?

No, no. Maybe it's fair enough.

I mean, I can't make you care just because I do.

Because I miss him.

Because it is unfair.

It just gets worse, doesn't it?

Mum, Grandpa's full of shit. Don't listen to him. No, you've all been

it and I've been pushing away, but you're right.

It's my fault, all mine. I put him in there.

No, you didn't. Dad did.

Dad did this. He did all of it.

I mean, I know Grandpa's kind of picked up the ball and run with it, but the

ball was there where Dad put it.

Do you...

Do you want him to get one over you? He already has.

Bullshit!

Mum, you're better than that.

You take the crap, you serve it back, but you never stop caring.

And I really admire that about you.

You just said caring.

And admire, in the same sentence.

But it's true.

What do you want, Rebecca?

Mum, this is your family.

Because you're the one that holds it together.

All of us.

Even Grandpa.

I'm not forgiving that old bastard.

But, Mum, he's our old bastard.

And if you take him back, you'll be showing him and Dad just how much better

than them you are.

Because you are.

And I'll be here. I'll help.

Yeah.

You really are growing up, aren't you?

I have no idea.

I love you, eh?

Yeah, me too.

OK, can we stop lagging now?

Yes.

Well, you'd better be around to stop me slapping that old bastard.

And there'll be no more crap about Judd, all right?

Well, I wouldn't be on it.

Well, it might not matter anyway.

Look, you might need these.

There's a spare blanket here as well.

I'll be warm enough.

Take it.

Told you, don't need it. Take it, Ted.

Take it, Grandpa.

All right.

Thank you, Carol.

You're welcome, Ted.

The gates are open and they're off now and running very fast.

Wayne. Yes, ma 'am.

Listen, I've got something to say. I want you to listen.

I know it's been terrible and you don't deserve it and everything, what with my

crap family and you not getting a lawyer and... Yeah, I've got somebody who's

off the duty list.

OK, but look, I just want you to know that if it...

All feels too hard if you feel like it's not worth it.

I understand.

Cheryl?

You're trying to dump me.

I thought you were trying to dump me.

You put me through all of this and you give me nothing to look forward to. Come

on, why?

You don't hate me?

I'm not too happy on your old man, but you can't choose him, can you? Oh, let's

not talk about him.

What do you want to talk about?

How I'll make it up to you when you get out.

What are you going to do?

I might need to get your clothes off, get you in the shower.

Are you going to come in?

Mm -hmm.

Where's your familiar?

Safely tucked away back at home, where all is peaceful and happy thanks to my

unselfish maturity.

Since when?

My mother says it.

I think she even believes it.

Shall we go to my place?

I can't.

You're never going to leave home, are you?

Does it matter?

Samantha turned us down, by the way.

Oh, really?

That's a shameless woman to the idea.

You're a very manipulative young woman, you know that?

But very granite in some ways.

Oh, my God.

Has anyone ever told you that you should be in the movies?

Hey, if I threatened to tell Mum about the port I saw, do you reckon Loretta

would give me 200 as well?

That would be blackmail, bro. Blackmail's uncool.

This is hush money. There's a difference.

Eh? How are we supposed to know which one's the tiniest?

Oh, it's, um, Sargesson Street, number 43.

Oh, dude, look.

Something feels a bit weird here, bro. Yeah.

Hey, check this out.

Hello, anybody home?

What are you fuckwits want?

Whoa. Whoa.

What are you staring at, bro?

We just wanted to buy some deck.

It's the wrong place, bro, so we'll just... Relax, bro.

You're in the right place.

Hey, Roars.

We got a couple of customers.

Sure, hon.

Ben.

Well, get them what they want, would you, babe?

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