All language subtitles for Outrageous Fortune s02e07 All That Fortune, Death And Danger Dare

No way.

Aurora! Aurora lives with a gang.

Yes, she lives with the Hortman.

Whatever you're doing, I want in. Why?

You got something against the Hortman?
Yep, I do, actually. If he breaks parole

now, and it doesn't matter how, I can
put him away.

But the longer he stays out, the bigger
the fall, and when he goes down, he will

drag you with him.

You know, if I leave, Wolf... For you.
My whole fucking world turns upside

My kids desert me for starters.

You wanted to see me, sir?

Yeah, look at this.

Surveillance photos from Horseman HQ.

Is that who I think it is?

Yeah, Van West. This clown's either got
a mental problem or there's something

up. No idea.

You're the West expert.

They've got gang connections?

Not their style.

Look into it.

What have you lost?

Have you seen my balaclava?

What do you need your balaclava for?

To keep my head warm.

What took you so bloody long? Couldn't
film a bell o 'clock.

Oh shit, that is tragic.

I don't know nothing because I'm told
nothing, you see.

So if there was something going on, I
wouldn't know, would I? And if I did

which I don't, I wouldn't tell you. Not
after the last time.

Fair enough. I mean, everything I've
done for Wolfgang Weston, this is the

thanks I get. Oh, yes. Thank you, Eric.

Bye. Piss off.

Mind the store.

Sorry to hear that, Eric.

Just a passing inquiry, really.

Along what lines, exactly?

Oh, nothing, really.

Just that van's been seen hanging out at
the horseman's headquarters.

Oh, you're pulling that tip.

Those mongrels.

Yeah, you got any idea? No, I don't. And
I don't want to know why, either.

Jesus, not with that lot.

I'll shit a brick.

Go, go, go.

What are you doing?

What am I?

Wait.

I'm electrics. You're Grant. Yeah. That
makes me the boss.

Yeah, but... Then hurry the fuck up!

Have you got any idea why Van's been
acting so weird recently?

Weird in what way, love?

Well, you know, like he's up to
something.

Something like... If I knew that, I
wouldn't be trying to get a straight

out of you now, would I?

Well, as far as I know, Van's been
acting just as weird as he always has.

So do you know where he is?

Come on, love, I'm not the boy's minder.

No, you're his father. It's your job to
take an interest.

Hey, I take an interest in all my kids.

Someone's not going to get his hand away
tonight.

Hey.

Hi, love.

Hello, Mum.

Ironing? Mm -hm. Why not?

You staying for a beer?

Yeah, why not?

Excellent. We're just going to pop
downstairs.

You all right with the dishes?

Beside myself.

What are you fucking doing?

You see that brown round thing on the
ground? That's my ring. Give me a

hand. What is that?

Just a pick of the job, man. Hey, are
you already trying to screw everything

Hey, are you? No, I'm not.

Sparky, can we just, like, talk about
this away from here?

This is not what we came for, you
crazy... Sparky, don't!

That's what that stuff is!

No, it's... Fucking beer!

Alcohol! Product of the devil!

Product of a furious fucking nutcase!
Hey! Get out of here!

Hey! What are you doing?

Come here, you!

He hasn't come to the pub.

We don't hang out anymore.

We don't talk like we used to, Mrs West.
Yeah, I just want to know what he's up

to, Hunter.

Yeah, and I'm telling you, you know,
being somewhere else, like, in his head,

you know?

He isn't love.

Is this that girl from the Hoot Your
Girl competition?

Yeah, he wants to swim in Aurora Bay, so
to speak.

So is he going out with her?

Nah. Well, can't you find her? Oh, no,
we've found her, all right.

She lives with the horsemen.

You're joking.

She lives with the gangs. Yeah, but
she's not one of them skanky types, you

know, with all the tats and stuff.

Should I be having a bad feeling about
this?

A very bad feeling, because she's the
missus of the head of the gang, Tyson.

Oh, trust me.

Everything went all right?

Yep, no worries.

Apart from Sparky being a complete
lunatic.

Sparky knows what's required.

He'll do just fine.

Hey, I'm proud of you.

Standing up, being your own man.

Yeah, tough.

I wondered where you got to.

I'm just sat down at the pub.

Nice for some.

You coming to bed?

Yeah, in a minute.

Hmm.

Yeah, I might go to bed too. I'm pretty
tired, eh? Listen, you know you can talk

to me any time. You do know that, don't
you? Yep.

Yeah, I've got to brush my teeth before
I go to bed, so...

Do you mind? I'm eating.

So eat and don't watch.

I've got a little present for you.

Really?

I'm going to be busy at work, so I'm not
going to be able to see you.

What? Thank God.

No, don't worry. It's only work, and
it's only for a while.

So I thought you might like a little
something to keep you smiling when I'm

gone.

Ooh, yum.

Go out, take some friends.

Well, then I know at least one of us
will be having a good time.

You are so thoughtful.

Yes, you're ready.

Do I get a kiss?

Bugger off, Grandpa.

What if he just dumped you and you
didn't realise it? No, I am totally cool

this, because even better, when he gets
back, he's going to be gagging for it. I

really didn't need to know that, Pascal.

And I have stock taking to do. Goodbye.

Where's Rita going?

She's not Rita, Grandpa.

She said she was going to stay with me.
No, Loretta isn't Rita.

Loretta is Loretta.

Rita's dead.

Oh, shit.

No, don't cry, Grandpa.

She can't be dead. She said she was
going to stay with me. No, really,

don't cry.

I can't have that today.

She said she'd be with me forever.

Oh, I know. Grandpa, I have some
medicine.

It'll make everything okay.

Is it safe?

Yeah. Look, I have one too.

Your turn.

They went kicked in or go find Rita.

Kicked in. Is that a medical term?

Okay, then 6, 6 .30 the food will
arrive, more than likely Thai.

What about pizza?

What? Well, sometimes they order pizzas.

Yes, Van, but it's usually Thai.

Yeah, but sometimes... Look, what type
of food they order isn't important here,

okay? Indian will be better.

For feeding the crowd. You're right
there, Sparky. Sanjits are very good.

Sanjits? No, they're crap.

They would not know Indian if they
fucking fell over chicken biryani in the

street. Hey!

The point here is that while they're
scoffing, whatever it is that they're

scoffing, Indian, Thai, Korean, I don't
give a rat's ass, they're all in one

place accounted for.

That's what we want.

That's why we need to know what time the
food is being delivered.

Hello, hello?

Well, sis, gathering the clan, is it?

Eric, how are you? Yeah, all right.

How's Cheryl and the kids?

Do you want to talk to me, Eric? Yeah,
kind of.

Nice set -up you've got here. What is
it?

Oh, well, since we're mates and
everything, there's something I think I

pass on.

What? Wayne Judd sniffing around.

Well, that's his job, isn't it, Eric?
Well, this is different. He's asking

Van, hanging around the horseman. I
mean, what's going on? Thank you. I

appreciate it.

I'm here in fucking India.

Guys, could I have a word in private
with Van, please?

What did I tell you about hanging around
the horseman HQ?

You said not to do it again.

But you did do it, didn't you?

I was just trying to see someone.
Someone?

Yeah, her name's Aurora.

All right, okay.

Let's take this nice and slow.

Now is not the time to go chasing around
after some piece of gang trash.

Hang on, Aurora's not trash.

We are going to steal a shitload of cash
off of these people, and they're not

going to like it, Van.

They're going to come after whoever it
is they think did it.

Now, if they see a connection between
you and this girl, then that means they

come after us. And by us, Van, I don't
mean you and me.

I mean your mother.

Your sister.

These gang guys aren't going to care
what they have to do or who they have to

hurt to get back their money.

So you've got a decision to make, Van.
This girl or your family.

How did you get in here?

Through the back door.

The back door's locked?

So?

Are you the bastard who's been stealing
all the porn titles?

We, me and Van, are the bastards.
Plural.

They'll be under his beard.

Not that we do stuff like that anymore.

You want a milkshake? I can go and get
burgers.

Do you want something to do, Manta?

Sure.

Count the titles, take them off.

Sweetie. Don't talk to me. Here we are.

Oh, look who's here. Hi, Manta.

Hi, Manta.

Hi, Prescott. Hi, T.

How did you get in?

Through the front door, silly.

The front door was locked.

You gave me a key.

That's all right. We're inside now.

It was starting to rain.

We have been looking at the flowers.

Hey, thanks for this.

You know, it's not hard, you know. You
just put the iron on the clothes and rub

it back and forth.

Yeah, but no one does it as good as you.

Knock, knock.

What are you doing here?

What's Van about?

Uh, he's at work.

Why?

I just want to ask him a question.

Are you his lawyer?

Does he need one?

I just want to know why Van appears to
be surveilling a certain gang

headquarters. That's all.

This family has nothing to do with
gangs.

You know that.

I think I know why.

There's this girl. She lives with the
gangs.

Hanging out to see her, is he?

Something like that.

Well, good luck to him.

Can't blame a man for trying, eh?

You might want to tell Van that gang
guys don't like sharing their toys, eh?

Do that.

You and Wayne Judd are friendly.

No point in being unfriendly.

Sounds like the woman who brought me up
never to trust a cop.

Does he come around for these chats
often?

Oh, no more than usual.

Do you ever see him socially?

Why would I do that?

Well, you've got a nice little rapport
going there. What are you implying,

Jethro? You tell me.

Now, why don't you tell me what's going
on with you and your father?

All these late -night sessions.

Ah, he's caged up here wearing out a
track of working back.

He's bored out of his brain. Likes my
company.

You're a social worker now, are you?

He's just interested in what I'm up to,
that's all.

Shitty nose out of my clients.

I mean, I know it's sad, but I fill him
in on all the goss.

You know, who hasn't paid?

Is up who?

That kind of thing.

You ought to be careful what you do with
that goss.

Get nasty if you get it wrong.

Yeah, it can.

I'll remember that.

You know, it's just... There's some
things in your life that are always

Like the sky.

And horses.

And Van was one of them. And now he's
not.

Now you're sad.

Yeah, I guess.

Luckily, I have the medicine that will
take care of that.

Joy. Just be happy, that's all we want
for you. Eric!

Not Eric.

Oh my God, is there a losers come in
sign on the door?

It is so good to see you.

Oh, it's nice to be wanted somewhere.

Are you sad too?

Because I've got a cure for that.

My fudge and juddy's getting around
today, isn't he?

Yeah, he gives me the shit.

Don't worry, I know why he's hanging
around.

Van?

Ignore him.

Yeah, I would, except... Whoa. You have
a minute?

Yep. Except what?

Nothing. There is nothing. We should be
careful. That's all.

You're telling me how to suck eggs now.

I'm always careful.

Never do mouth sex.

Never do mouth sex, young man.

Hey, feel Grandpa's arm.

I don't want to feel Grandpa's arm. It's
like touching history.

Look, is there any chance that you and
the rest of the loved -up generation

fuck off soon?

Don't be angry, Loretta.

Especially not when you don't have to
be.

If I have a knee, will you leave me
alone to get on with my work?

But you won't feel like working. I'll
take my chances.

Um, please stop touching me. It's just
getting creepy now.

If they want food, they'll turn up.

Your mother didn't make fish pie for you
to push it around your plate.

I'm not hungry.

What's this about that girl?

Have you heard about Van's girl?

Yeah, I've heard.

Everybody's heard about Van's gang girl.

Do you want to go out and pick her,
mate?

Leave the fuck alone.

Don't you talk to me like that.

And get over it.

More important things to do with your
life. Yeah.

What important things with these people?

Things that make the world a better
place for all of us, love.

That's all.

I thought you liked my cooking.

I just wasn't hungry, that's all.

Not the way it looked to me.

So, tell me about Aurora.

There's nothing to tell.

Why did you have to fall in love with
the one girl you can't have?

Listen to me.

I want you to be careful.

I'm not having you smacked over by Tyson
or any of his mates. They're not nice

people. I can't eat. I can't... I can't
do nothing. I can't stop thinking about

it.

I'm stupid, eh?

Maybe you need to get away for a while.

I can't, will you?

Mr Hong will give you the time off.

It's not that kind of work you're
talking about, is it?

Van, what's Wolf got you doing?

Nothing. Hey.

I know when some shit's going down, and
God help me, I'm not having him bully

you into whatever it is. He's not
bullying me. That's not the way it

me. Okay.

Come on, yes you can. Mum, can I now
kill me? Look, I won't let him, I

you.

Next week there's this kind of... Come
on, I promise.

Next week there's this kind of meeting.

All these gangs from all over the place,
they're all getting together, and...

They're all bringing a shitload of money
to put together to buy all these drugs

that are coming in off a yacht or
something. Jesus, you're not stealing

drugs. No, we're stealing the money.

How much?

Well, I don't know. But Dad reckons it
could be close to a million.

He's got this wicked plan and he reckons
it could set us all up for life.

But see, I figure that once it all turns
to shit for the gang,

wouldn't they lose all their money?

then I'll be able to get Aurora away
from them.

That's why I'm doing it.

Yeah.

Okay.

Um, Dan, I need you to do something for
me.

I need a pack of the cigarettes you got
under the service station.

No, it's okay.

I promise.

I fucking dare you. What's the problem?

What, the head being number one son?

Golden head boy, worse hit the ground,
you fucking walk on. You really can't

help yourself, can you? You really can't
stop. What are you talking about? You

taking on the gangs and involving bands.

You run your business, I'll run mine.
Yeah, that sure is the way it's turned

out, eh? Sure is. I'm telling you one
thing, you're not dragging this family

into your business.

Van made up his own mind. While you
troweled on the emotional black man. Oh,

can bloody talk, can't you?

Telling everybody else around here how
to live their lives.

I'm not stupid, Cheryl. I know what I'm
doing. And I wouldn't be doing it if the

return didn't outweigh the risk. Listen,
I don't give a shit what you do. I gave

up on you ages ago. But what I don't
get, what I truly don't fucking

is that you would put your own boy in
danger from these people. This is the

fucking one, Cheryl. This is the perfect
fucking job.

A plan that can't miss.

untraceable cash, and as long as
everybody keeps their traps shut, no

The guys you're stealing from, they
don't play by our fucking rules, Wolf.

Won't happen that way.

I'm telling you it won't. I can't stop
you, but I'm stopping Van.

Everyone that we've ever pissed off,
we're going to say sorry to, except if

they're cops or they work for the tax
department.

Can we do that?

Brilliant. We are all going to make the
world a better place. And this is not

just the e -talking, because I truly and
I honestly believe this, that all we

need is something.

Enough.

You are so right, Eric.

And tomorrow, we're going to go and find
the people that we love, and we're

going to tell them that we love them.

Can we do that?

I will kiss your feet, Pascal.

Just read the love, Eric.

No, seriously, I will. I'll kiss your
face. Manta, are you with me?

The love will be spread.

Loretta? Yes, Oracle?

Can you find that little thing inside
you that is your heart and actually tell

someone that you love them?

I love Grandpa.

I love you too, Rita.

I'm not Rita, but to him you are, and
that is beautiful.

You've been talking to your mother,
haven't you?

Yeah. It's cool.

I can see her side of it.

She's worried about you.

Fair enough. It's a job.

Do you trust me?

Yeah, of course.

You think we can pull this off?

Yeah. You know the plan inside out. You
see anything wrong with it?

No.

No, it all works.

Good to hear.

See, the thing is, Van...

Your mother is taking this personally.

She thinks I'm out to undermine her.

She doesn't get that you're old enough
to make your own decisions now, that

you're not a kid anymore.

Or am I wrong about that?

Look, I want you in this with me.

Jethro, he has his uses, but you, it's
not in your nature to walk away from

getting your hands dirty. Never has
been.

Can't put a price on that.

I know what you've got inside you.

Just waiting for you to show me.

It's all cool.

Go on inside, get some sleep.

I'm not dead.

What do you want for breakfast? Uh,
Pascal's not feeling the love right now.

Have you seen your father?

Bathroom. He was on the couch when I
woke up this morning.

Again? Aren't you having any breakfast?
Where are you going?

Van.

Van, I need to talk to you.

Van!

Got to him. I had a word, yeah.

I

love

you, Mrs. West.

Yeah, yeah. Thanks, Mum. Hey, listen,
off, off, get off. Come on, off, get off

me. Listen, Munter, I need you to do a
job for me. I need you to find Van and

bring him home.

What for?

Do you know what you give a junkie to
keep him happy?

Electrical equipment so he can buy more
smack.

No, you give a junkie heroin.

You're going to give Van heroin. You
can't give Van heroin. No, no, no, I'm

going to give him heroin. I'm going to
give him what he wants. But I need you

find him and bring him home.

Okay, off you go.

No, no, no, go.

Good boy.

I'll have you off.

Okay. Thanks, Eric. That's nice. Glad to

hear it.

Square.

Nothing at all.

No, you haven't.

Go home, mate.

Sleep it off.

It'll be a trick. Well, it is.

But not on you.

After some negotiation, Hoochie Mama
have secured the services of Aurora as

house model in this home.

You've only got two hours before she has
to go back, so you'd better get busy.

Come on, Martha. Give me some privacy.

Yeah, yeah. Yep.

I can't believe you're in my house.

Last time I was here was your 16th.

I am actually me,

Van, this time.

We only have two hours.

I'm one of the things the first time I
saw you.

Make it Chris, hang on, bite me. Yep.

That's why I lifted up your skirt that
day.

There, do it again.

Okay.

Listen, I need to ask you a question.

Are you going to give me a straight
answer?

Depends on the question.

You involved in this job?

What job?

Come on, Jethro, give me credit.

The gang job.

Should I even comment?

Giving you a wee friendship with Wayne
Judd?

I'm not your enemy, Jethro.

No?

So you're telling me you haven't crossed
the line?

You're not fucking him?

The night you spent in town?

I saw him outside the hotel the next
morning.

Have you told your father?

Oh, I think you'd know if I'd told him.

So you're going to answer my question?

I'm taking care of the proceeds.

Why? Because we're going to make rather
a lot of money and I want a slice.

No, no. Why in the first place?

Oh, God.

You never got it, did you?

You always wanted me to be something I'm
not, some squeaky clean little office

boy with a sight set on making partner.

That was never my dream, Mum. It's all
yours.

I'm a West, for God's sake. You're the
one West who walked away.

I never walked away.

What the fuck has Wolf got over you,
Jethro? What has he done to you to make

you... Nothing.

He's done nothing.

Eyes wide open.

I went to law school, Mum, to figure out
the system.

Platt's smarter, smarter than Dad,
Grandpa, all the West put together.

I only went to law school, Mother, to
figure out how to break the law better

than them.

It's me.

I need to speak to you.

I'll be at the rock den now.

If you haven't got a boyfriend, this is
something we strongly recommend.

To every girl. Every girl.

And every girl. It's not my fault. He
stole them from my room. How wrong is

that? How many did he take?

Two, three maybe.

He thinks I'm someone named Pat.

His and Grandma's bisexual threesome
partner.

What? He hasn't told you that winner
from the West Family Archives?

Get your blood rigs on, ducks. We're
off.

No, we're not, Grandpa. We're not going
anywhere.

I've got swingers for the members, Rita.
Grandpa, there's no races.

There's no Rita.

Of course there is. Rita is dead.

Never kid with a kidder, honeybunch. You
know better than that.

Grandma was cremated.

You were there. She went through the
curtains, into the incinerator, and got

crunched up into nothing.

And afterwards...

We all saw the smoke coming out of the
chimney. Rita. And when you got home,

shook the little urn. You could hardly
hear anything because all the pieces of

her were just dust and ashes.

Like sand in your shoe, Grandpa.

There's no more Rita.

Rita doesn't exist. Okay, okay.

That was, like, totally sick and cruel
and way too descriptive.

So it's better to lie all the time and
let him think she's alive?

Yes, it makes him happy.

No, I don't actually think it does.

He knows she isn't alive. It just suits
his adult psyche to pretend otherwise.

Okay, I know you're frigid, Loretta, and
nobody likes you, but it doesn't give

you any kind of excuse. We'll be gone.

Happy birthday.

Well, it's not even my real birthday.

You're perfect.

No, I'm not.

I love everything about you.

I love your eyes.

And I love your boobies.

And I love your tummy.

And I love what someday you'll...

I love your back.

The cute little horsey tattoo at the
bottom of your back.

That tattoo means property of the
horseman.

Time's up you guys.

Your mum reckons it can happen again as
many times as you like.

What, for two hours at a time?

You're always better than nothing, eh?

Which is what you'll get if you do that
job.

How do you know about the job?

Your mum told me.

Yeah, but see, if I do the job, then
maybe the gang will break up and she can

get away from him.

That's just stupid logic and you know
it.

That's the sort of stupid logic...

that ends up with you lying in a shallow
grave because a gang shot you, buried

you out at Piha, and now a German
shepherd dug you up because all that's

are just bleached bones.

You're just like all the rest of them.

What? Telling me what to do, telling me
how to live my life.

Like I don't know anything.

All I know is that they're stupid on one
hand and you get to see her on the

other.

And I really hope you make the right
choice, bro, because I don't want to be

your funeral, man.

It's a bit public.

I want him stopped.

Who? Wolf.

I don't care how you do it. Just do it.

Can I ask why?

For my family.

Please.

Sure. Sure I can.

Thank you.

He's not the TV.

I could murder a hamburger.

Oh, okay, forget about the old senile
guy who's wandering the streets high on

You go get yourself a feed.

Well, I'm hungry, and I feel like shit.

And it's your fault he took off, so just
don't shout!

Excuse me? Whose drugs were they?

Who was the one who said all that gross
stuff about Grandma and her ashes?

All he wanted to do was just see her
again. You could have just played along.

He did it, but he just wanted to get us
into bed.

Oh, my God.

What?

He wanted to see Grandma again. Where
was the last place he saw her?

Radio hat? No, I don't mean when he
thought I was her.

I mean for real.

Prosper? No, I mean after she died.

Come on.

I'm not doing it. You are doing it.

You can't make me.

This is your mother, isn't it?

Jesus Christ, when are you going to get
off the table? With me being me, Dad,

doing what I want.

A tart.

There is no tart.

Oh, Christ. Christ, I should have seen
this coming.

Okay, let's sit down and we'll talk it
through.

No, I'm not talking anymore.

No evil listens.

Aurora's worth way more than some job
and a truckload of cash.

That's my final word on it, Dad.

This is all Cheryl's doing. That and
your brother thinking with his dick.

we should call this thing off. Oh, no.

Not a chance.

Look, it might not be as simple as you
think.

Okay, there may be other influences in
play here. What?

Judd. Oh, who gives a fuck about him?

Maybe someone pretty close to you.

What are you saying?

It's come to my attention just recently
that maybe...

Maybe you could get that.

What do you want?

Bit of a chance.

I'm sitting down here at the Rusty Nail.

I just had a drink with your lovely
wife.

Is that right?

Yeah, Cheryl's excellent company.

Mind you, between me, you and the
bedpost, she's a lot more fun in the

A real stunner. Come on, Wolf.

Don't you know what your family get up
to when you're away?

She's a fine woman.

And she deserves way better than an
asswipe like you.

Good of you to come.

Now, you do know that you violated your
parole condition by turning up.

You can't tackle like a girl.

Yep. Where are you? I'm heading home,
why? Don't go there.

Why not?

Wolf knows about us.

Shit.

What did Jethro tell him?

What did Jethro tell him? Well, how does
he know that?

I told him.

What the fuck for?

You wanted him stopped.

Yeah, but not by telling him about us.

You said that whatever it took, so I
did.

And, uh, he kind of got away.

He's out there somewhere.

Gee.

Why? I have to know you're somewhere
Wolf can't get to you, Cheryl.

I have to know you're somewhere safe.

No, I'm sorry, Wayne. I can't do that.

What is that?

How did you know he'd be here?

Because it's the last place he saw
Grandma.

Well, not certainly for her.

Hold this.

He's not going to bite you, boy.

Hi, I'm the one.

You found Grandma.

I remember.

We brushed her off the path under the
grapefruit tree.

Grew like buggery.

Rest in peace, my love.

Everybody out of here. Go!

Disappear for a couple of hours.

What's happened?

Well, once in your life, just do what
you're told, all right?

Disappear.

Well, we better go.

Look, Dan, we can fill this out, all
right? You and me, we'll get in the

station. Sorry, son.

No time. Got a job to do.

But you're kidding, right? The job's
off.

Dad, the job is drowning as shit.

What if Mum's still Judd?

Well, that's a risk we're going to have
to take. Oh, good. Hey.

How are we going to do it if you're on
the run?

Least of our worries.

Okay, but Van's not in anymore, so...
You take Van's place.

No, no, no, no way.

I came onto this job under the clear
understanding that I was hands -off and

I'm... Yeah, well, everything fucking
changed, hasn't it?

You want it in, you're in.

Well, haven't you got the balls?

There's something else you can take care
of too.

Where's your father?

Gone. Took my car.

Gone where?

Dunno.

What's that?

Nothing.

Sword slip.

What sword?

It's in your bedroom.

How the fuck could you?

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