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Where's the person who's been setting all the bloody rules?

Whipping up knickers on the moral high ground, not a bloody clue what's been

going on. And where have you been for the last six months?

Oh yeah, that's right, you've been off singing with the Vienna Boys Choir.

I'm back now.

And isn't that great?

And I'm scared because my baby's going to grow up without a father.

What?

You're... That's right, I'm knocked out.

Way out the duff.

I'm so fucking pregnant you wouldn't believe it.

Could you please come a bit sooner? It's just, I've got a really important exam

tomorrow.

Okay. Thank you.

Shut up, you slags!

Oh, useless noise control buses. They'll be at least an hour.

This is like the Blitz.

Grandpa, you weren't in the Blitz.

It was a lot like this.

It's going really well up there. Oh, we're all so pleased.

Hi, Rachelle. Hi, Eric.

Look, I've got to ask.

Is it mine?

What? Baby.

After our night of passion.

Oh, that night of passion where you got me drunk and tried to have it away but

couldn't get it up?

So it's not mine?

No.

What?

Maybe it's Mr Fertile's.

Well, shut up, Swag.

Yeah, who's Jessica's sweet daddy now, eh?

Shut up, you doggie. Hey, all of you, shut up.

Well, if it's any consolation, now we all know how you feel, being a prisoner

your own home.

I still need a person.

Watch out for the lesbian rugby players, or friends of the reader, as we like to

call them.

Peace. Right.

You've got five minutes to empty this place.

Fine, you do it.

Come on, Wolf, this is my business. Get used to it.

It's not a lot to ask, Cheryl. Oh, come on, Wolf, it's our best night yet.

Oh, goody, so you'll be buying me a new Holden with our millions to celebrate.

That you can drive around the back lawn?

Oh, for Christ's sake, Cheryl, it's not fair on the family having these things

every other night.

Please, do it somewhere else. Jesus Christ. I can't afford the bloody

that's what this is about.

Money.

Would a bit of venture capital give me my bathroom back?

Since when did home detention become profitable?

I'm not saying I have the money.

Just that I could buy.

We've moved on from all of that.

So you keep telling me.

All you have to do is ask.

So you keep telling me.

Impressive. You think?

That seemed bigger.

It's not the size that matters.

It's the way it fits your hand.

Oh.

I like that.

It's a lovely leaving present.

Yeah. And Mr. Stetson's speech was also lovely. Oh, yeah.

On behalf of Trapman Stetson, I would like to present you, Jethro, with this

specially blessed taonga.

May it help fight the battles of your people.

Sorry, Alan.

after that. That's right. You covered it well with your little coughing thing.

Howdy, howdy, howdy.

Oh, you are very naughty.

Naughty what?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

You like that, don't you, baby?

Treska!

Yeah, baby?

What the fuck are you doing here?

I just thought I'd come and show you that there's, like, no high feelings,

although something else is feeling pretty high. Yeah, that's because I

you were highly Western.

You can't just come into a guy's room and do that without asking.

Shh, just go back to sleep.

You know you want to. Maybe if you were Hayley.

Get out.

Come on, Van.

I still want you and I know you still want me. No, I don't. And you know what?

We can do anything you want.

The best thing is you don't have to wear a condom because it's not like I can

get any less pregnant.

No.

No. No. You don't mean that. Yeah, I do. No, you don't. I really do.

You don't want to tell me what the fuck's going on here. Dresden was just

leaving.

What? I don't know what the fuck happened.

You've done what?

Taken over Corky's practice.

What was wrong with where you were?

It's boring.

But all Corky's clients are the scum of the earth. Hang on.

Corky was our lawyer. Exactly. Did you know about this?

News to me, love. Look, Trapman says it was all fluro lights, bad air

conditioning and cheap suit wannabes, you know? I want to work for the real

people, people like us.

So you took over Corky's practice?

Yeah, well, Dad always said a man should be his own boss.

Yeah, and look what he has to wear around his ankle every day.

Cheers, love.

Well, I guess if you know what you're doing.

I do.

If you want to be your own boss, though, you're going to have to do your own

ironing. You don't mean that.

All right.

I'll see yous later.

Hard dickhead.

Oi.

What? Come in here.

Last night.

I don't know. First thing I know, I wake up and she's got her mouth wrapped

around my... You know.

I'm really fucking late for work, okay?

Oh, my first grandchild, the spawn of the devil.

Well, Van got her pregnant. Now he's going to see her right.

Why can't she just be a solo mum like the rest of West Auckland?

Oh, Draster's all right.

A little bit forward.

You're a good family, the Dosliks. Been good friends to us.

Leaving Delhi bastards last time you spoke to them. Hey, the Delhi's built

Auckland. They're good, respectable folk.

You mean they have money? Unlike some of us.

Shop assistant.

When you said you had a job for me, I thought you meant a modelling job.

Standing behind the counter looking pretty is like modelling. No, it's not.

thanks. Yes, thanks. I desperately need someone to mind the shop.

My day shift guy just quit and you, you're just desperate.

I'm not.

No job, no money, no boyfriend.

Eight bucks an hour?

Piss off, I don't get out of bed for less than ten.

Done.

Here's how to use the computer.

There's no words with more than three syllables, so you should be fine.

How come you're trying to find someone and you don't even work here? I owe the

manager a favour.

And you need to wear this.

Ooh, fashion vacuum.

Smells like Kurt.

Well, you'd know.

Bye.

You've edited it up wrong. Do it again.

No, you do it. Bottom line is we're making sweaty face.

But we're a hit.

It doesn't matter how many order forms I fill out. You can only make so many

lace thongs in a week.

Yeah, well, it's so faster if someone didn't have to go to the law every

Hey, you try bloody sewing with this thing doing bloody river dance on your

bladder. Hey.

Hey. Maybe that Irish guy.

From the Stevie Nicks concert. He's a barber.

Oh, God. Last thing I need is a red -headed kid.

Look, it's not a matter of sewing faster. What we need is more girls, more

sewers. And to get them, we've got to find more money.

Well, what about Wolf's offer?

He told you about that?

He did, last time we went to the loo. I've got to live with a grumpy bastard.

He's not getting anywhere near my business.

Hello, Mr. T.

You dirty, dirty bitch woman. What?

I love your knickers.

Oh, yeah, well, we're great.

Hi, Mrs. T.

Hey, Wolfie.

Yeah, I'm wearing them now.

The fluffy bits, they tickle me.

Oh, well, I'm pleased they make you happy.

Do you want to buy some more?

We want to get into bed with you.

Yeah.

Wolfie, call me.

Say you're looking for investors.

I say, oh, yes.

And Mr. D will sign a big fat check.

Isn't that great, love? The Dosslicks want to invest in Hoochie Mama.

And Mrs. D's had a fantastic idea.

Oh, yeah? Yeah?

Draska. She will be the next hot Hoochie Mama model.

Bro, I told you to keep it sheathed. Yeah, I did, man.

Then how come she's knocked up? I don't know.

Bro, it just takes one time, just one shot. Just one of your little fellas

sneaks through the golf course.

Yeah, I know, man. And I swear, every time the old fella came out, he put his

wetsuit on.

Every time? Every time.

Except for blowjobs, of course.

Amazing. Yeah, not really.

No, I mean like, amazing like a mystery.

You know? Like the Virgin Mary.

Yeah. Except that Drasca's no virgin.

Hey, maybe I'm latexing Tauran. What?

I think it's with the sperm.

They get really angry because they're trapped.

So they just, they bust on through.

No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They bust through the little holes, man.

But condoms don't have holes. That's the whole point. Oh, Manta.

Every surface on the planet has holes, bro. Okay?

You just, you need a really, really good, powerful stethoscope to see them.

Bro, when I said amazing mystery, what I meant... Hey, guys, what are you up to?

Manta? Jessica.

Hey, Van. Yeah, hey.

Are we still on for this?

For what?

For the baby stuff. Don't you remember I told you?

No. I did.

You wouldn't be that interested.

Nah, not really.

See you, bro. Yeah, see you, man.

See you, bro.

Whatever.

Should we go now?

Yeah, actually, I should probably stay because I've got the store and stuff to

look after. We don't have to go right now.

Yeah, no, you're probably right. We should get going, eh?

So I was bored, so I clicked on this little red flag thing on the computer

list of all the late fees came up.

Don't go pushing anything.

But it adds up to like $900.

Just leave it. One guy owes $150.

Look, don't hassle them. They'll go somewhere else.

Just ask them, do you want to pay now or... paid later. Oh, duh. They'll just

say later? It doesn't matter.

Well, how dumb is that?

Pascal! No wonder you never got a job here.

And you owe $25 in late fees.

I'll get it, you know, next time. And next time you'll say next time, am I

right?

But the other girl... It's not here. So now time.

What? Pay over now.

But I haven't got the money on me, and there's only like 20 bucks for my FOS

card. Did I ask to hear the story of your sad, pathetic life?

No, you didn't. Come back next time with your money, and I'll give you the bill.

Okay.

Sorry.

What a nice girl. Thanks, Gemini.

Yeah, even working with a dothlick's got to be better than going to a bank.

No way am I getting into bed with a dothlick. Why? Because it's a bad idea,

because Wolf thought of it?

Hey there.

How's it going, Munter?

Honest truth, Mrs West, I'm a worried man.

I'm sorry to hear that.

Do you mind?

Go ahead.

Your son concerns me. What about him?

The whole Drasker mystery.

Oh, it's no mystery to me. He should have worn a bloody condom, that's all.

He swears he did.

I believe him.

What are you saying to me, Martha?

What I'm saying, Martha, is that I think I've got the sense that I didn't know I

had before because I look at Druska and I go, no way are you fucking pregnant.

On heat, maybe, but not pregnant.

I think maybe it's a Maori thing.

I get it. This is why she turned up last night. You say you're pregnant and then

you turn up to get the guy to make you pregnant.

The oldest trick in the book.

Clever bitch.

Tricks are way more devious than guys.

Okay. I'm going to need your help here, Munter. No problem, Mrs West. I'm the

man in your tight spot.

I'm here for you.

We're going to make such good parents, eh?

They're cool baby stuff, eh?

I love you. You know that, eh?

Yeah?

Well, if you love me, how come you keep doing all these shitty things to me?

Like what?

Like calling the Tongans on me?

That was a really heavy thing to do.

And I wasn't getting at you.

Just your family and friends. They were so mean to me, making you dump me at the

altar. You're the one that ran away.

I gave a safe face. I'm not good at public humiliation.

Ben!

Do you remember how it was?

How we were before your whole family started to hate me?

Do you?

Yeah.

Ben, I feel so close to you right now.

Emotionally into it?

You're the man who completes me.

I am.

Totally. Just you and me and our little baby.

It's pretty complete, eh?

Uh, yeah, I suppose.

Can I tell you a secret?

Yeah, you can.

I am so irritable right now.

I think it's because I'm pregnant. I just want to do it all the time.

Like now?

What, in the baby factory?

I'm your baby factory.

Yeah, I'm going to get this.

Hello. Bro, where you at?

Oh, mate, hey.

I'm at the baby factory with Raska.

Bro, you've got to come back to the Lucky Dollar store right now.

What for?

It's on fire.

What?

What are we celebrating?

Family and business coming together.

Are we going to be stealing things again?

Something like that, Grandpa.

I don't know about Western Law as a name.

What about Western Son?

Yeah, but I don't have any sons.

I do.

You don't? But you're not a lawyer.

You can't have your name on the shingle.

Who sold shingles? True, but I am an investor.

But Dad, I need to do this my way, OK?

So what's this then?

Thanks for the cash, Dad. Now fuck off.

The legal profession has certain protocols, okay?

Law is a business, right?

Well, yeah.

I'm a businessman.

You want to talk about protocols? First rule of business, keep your investors

happy. Now, I suggest we have a bit of a do to celebrate.

I'll cook.

Bugger all else to do around here all day. You could sew underwear.

Are you seeing anyone at the moment?

Yeah, sort of. Good, bring her along.

Okay, this isn't on fire. The only thing on fire are Munter's brain towels.

Hello, son.

Mum.

Hello, Mrs. B. Breska.

What's up?

Well, I've just got a little something for Drasca.

Really? Mm -hmm.

You don't mind, do you?

Don't you believe me, Cheryl?

Well, let's just say I'd like to see it with my own eyes.

You want me to go here?

Well, use the toilet, save us mopping up.

It's a pregnancy test.

She has to piss on it. Yeah, right.

To see if it's a boy or a girl.

Right, to see if it even exists.

No way.

Yeah, because now she's saying stuff like, oh, Van, we don't need to wear

condoms no more.

Van, you can rip me any time you like, Van.

Am I right?

How do you know?

Because she wants you to get her pregnant for real, bro.

No. Mm -hmm.

Luckily, I was busting.

That was quick.

There you go, Mrs West.

Mm -hmm.

Shit. I'm going to go back to the baby factory and get that stroller that we

looked at.

And you'll pay.

Excuse me, Mrs West.

So she is pregnant, right?

Fuck.

Hello? Hi, is this Hayden Peters?

Yeah. This is the video hat here. You asked 150 bucks.

What? In late fees.

Uh, yeah, I'll sort it out next time.

No, you will come down here right now and sort it out.

Otherwise... How rude.

Isn't she magnificent?

Listen to the video hard again about that $150 that you... You can run but

can't hide.

What are you staring at?

Sorry.

Well, I guess you don't have that six cents you didn't know you had.

And how come I think I still have it?

Pregnancy tests don't lie.

Well, not in the way we want them to. They can give you a false negative but

a false positive. Pascal was a false negative.

Things I put into my body when I didn't know I was pregnant with her.

What if the whole person is a false negative?

You know, can that throw the test? Sorry, Martha, no.

What the hell does he want two dozen lamb shanks for?

Next time we christen the dead, could Bambi look the other way?

No, he likes to watch.

Hey, um...

I've been thinking. I've warned you about that during sex.

Maybe this time you came and had dinner with my family.

You can say no if you want.

Sure.

As in, sure you'll say no?

Sure, as in... Sure, I'll come.

Are you sure?

For God's sakes, Jethro, do you want me to come or not?

Yes.

Yes.

I love my family and...

I would like you to come and dine with them.

OK.

Ben! Yeah, are you?

We're next on the pool table, bro.

No.

I can't stay.

I've got to go soon.

Dad's cooking lamb shanks, eh?

Yeah, I love lamb shanks.

Yeah, the dogs like to come over.

All of them?

No, just Mr and Mrs.

Yeah, and Jessica.

What, are you going to be in the same house as Jessica? Yeah.

It's cool.

I'm cool.

She's the mother of my child, man.

Right? That means something, doesn't it?

I mean, it's like a bond right there.

Hey. I know what you have to do.

Come on.

Come on.

What's this?

It's an old Maori cure handed down to me from my koro.

Cure for what?

Vampire bitches.

Trying to tell your way to her.

Is that Maori for sperm?

Yeah, close enough.

Drink it. Don't stop till you get to the bottom.

Okay.

Go.

Cottle would be proud, boy.

I'm looking for Hayden Peters, but I've probably got the wrong place. No, that's

me.

But you're not a geek.

What do you want?

I'm from the video hat.

Oh, right, the woman on the phone.

Yeah, I rang you a couple of times.

Look, those phones aren't mine.

An old girlfriend rang them up. She took off with my card. Go and hassle her.

You're like older women.

Eh?

No, old as an ex.

Oh, cool.

Do you have a current girlfriend?

How much do I owe?

That's not important. How much do I owe?

150.

Keep changing.

Thanks.

You might have told me before you invited the whole world for dinner.

It's not the whole world, it's just friends and family.

Hey girls, you staying for dinner? There's heaps to go around.

Excellent.

Who's your mama?

Kind of, yeah.

Cheryl West.

Lloyd Draper, Mobile Business Lending Unit.

Great, thanks for coming at such short notice. Come in. Part of our service.

We make the more competitive banking strike force.

Great.

Do sit down.

These are my business partners, Casey and Rochelle. Hi.

Oh,

Hoochie Mama.

Some kind of clothing label, I believe.

Underwear. Women's. Lacey.

Launchy. Lingerie.

Great.

Hmm, Hoochie Mama.

I'm going to need to get a visual.

Oh, well, check this out, then. This is just the standard style, but we're going

to be doing, like, a preggy range as well.

Oh, because you know how horny preggy chicks get. I think we can put the

away now, girls. And top button.

As you can see, we're very, very proud of what we make.

Expansion is what we're after so that we can fulfil the orders that we're now

taking. Great.

You've been trading for a year.

I couldn't locate your banking records.

Well, we don't actually bank with you.

But we will if you lend us the money.

An opportunity to cross enemy lines and extend our fiscal borders.

Exciting.

And you're looking for a loan? Yeah, I've prepared a business plan.

So it's rum and cokes all around then?

Oh, no thanks. I'm not one of them on the front line.

We're fine, thanks, love.

As you can see, my husband works from home.

Sorry, terrible chafing.

It's OK, Mrs West.

Money's on the gate.

Great. Well, that's all we need.

Good.

We'll look forward to hearing from you then.

Let me get the door.

Ta -ta.

You prick.

What? It's a bank.

Banks aren't our style, love. Never have been, never will be.

You... You fucking arsehole.

Can you please... Stop stalking my customers.

I went to them once, Larry. That's hardly stalking.

Well, maybe tonight.

I thought you might like your teeth.

I was looking really good.

How could he shut me out like that?

Here's taste.

There they are.

Come in, sweetie.

I told you not to bring anything.

To celebrate the journey of our two great families.

Hi.

So you're going to be the hurt -your -mama model?

Yeah. You're not a puff model?

Where's Ben?

God, I would never model when I was pregnant or fat like a whale.

And then what if you did a Karina Balani on the catwalk?

What do you mean?

Well, when she was pregnant with her third kid, Corina totally lost, like,

bladder control. She kept leaving puddles everywhere.

You've got three kids now.

And she's pregnant again.

Mother of all slut.

Is Van here?

Sort of.

What do you mean?

Well, he threw up in the shower and now he's in bed unconscious.

Relax. I can deal with your family on this.

Bigger and tougher people than you, I said that.

Hey, Grandpa.

Good evening.

Hello.

Dad? Dad?

Grandpa's just walked the balcony.

Dad?

You've got to stop doing that.

Viet Cong, I hear.

Dad, she's Chinese, not Vietnamese.

Come on.

More for you, Tracy?

Well,

if you can't miss business and pleasure...

What the fuck is the point, eh?

Here, cheers.

These chops are great, Cheryl.

They're not chops. They're shanks, Eric.

And you shouldn't be thanking me. You should be thanking the chef. I had

to do with... Okay.

Who needs a refill?

This reminds me of when we were patrolling up the Mekong Delta.

We were in a gunboat. That apocalypse now, Grandpa?

What's that?

A DVD we watched.

No, there was this lovely French family up the river. The director's cat,

Grandpa. And I'm Chinese, not Vietnamese, Mr West.

How do you know? You all look the same.

So you're still working for your father, Tracey?

Yes, but I have my own sideline.

Ah, you're a bit of a businesswoman in your own right then.

It's in the blood.

Well, we're all businesswomen around here, aren't we, Cheryl?

Excuse me, I need to pee.

Marina Balani all over again.

Praying around.

Pascal, not in front of the guests.

What? They don't care.

You were great in Charlie's Angels. Grandpa.

Come on, baby.

Come on, please.

Please, man.

You're not going to get any sperm out of him tonight, Jessica?

You did this to him.

For his own good.

How'd you do it, Druska?

How'd you fake the pregnancy test?

You can't fake a pregnancy test, you homo.

From now on, this boy, he'll defend you for free.

That's very generous of him.

Yeah, that could run to a fair bit, Dad.

I'm going home.

Oh, darling.

So how is Draska?

Already her boobies are growing.

So there's no mistake about her being pregnant then?

No. I sniffed her piss.

What? Yeah. It's all Slavic way.

You know, a mother can smell it in the weeds of her daughter.

Yeah. It's all here.

That's why we make good wine.

See you.

Not actually been to the doctors.

What, $50 for what a mother already knows?

Wouldn't be the first time a girl's lied about being pregnant to get a man, you

know.

When? It hardly catches the day, Cheryl.

And Drasker is?

Look, she is pregnant.

You know, we are one family now.

Mr. D and I, we're going to make the earth shake.

I want to look hot.

Get me some more knickers from our company, please.

Hiding, eh? Don't blame you.

Your father was asking me if I did that thing, you know, with the ping -pong

ball. Oh, Wolf's father, nothing to do with me.

So, this will teach your mama, eh?

A little sideline.

Looks like fun. Yeah, well, it was.

Little cottage industry got too big too fast. Now I backed her up against the

fiscal wall, so it's no fun anymore.

Pretty. Yeah, I reckon.

You're sleeping on the couch tonight, by the way.

What for? Everybody had a great night.

Sticking your nose into my business when you weren't asked.

You're a hard woman, Cheryl Weck.

We never have to have any social contact with my family ever again, okay?

Wasn't so bad.

Yeah, right.

No, seriously.

It had some up moments.

And now... I want to do it

white trash style.

Is that my mother's lingerie?

You probably shouldn't think about it like that.

What the fuck is that, man?

Keep the vampires away. I don't want to die.

Don't. Just stay here. And if she who must not be named turns up... Who's

She who must not be named. Who the fuck is that, man?

Drasko, who the fuck else?

Okay.

Kika, be strong. Say no.

I couldn't get it up. A bloody 80 Western was begging for it. That's the

Where are you going?

To solve the amazing mystery.

Hello? You passed the audition.

Oh, I don't want to know the details.

It's the details we need to talk about. Hold on a minute, Tracy.

I've got another call.

Hello? Agent Munter calling.

Oh, hi, Munter.

I've solved the mystery.

What mystery's that?

The amazing one.

Virgin birth.

Can you hold on?

Tracy, can I call you back?

When you're ready.

What did you find out?

All will be revealed. I need you to call Drafka and tell her she has to submit

to one more pre -test.

Why?

To save Van from a life of hell.

Yep, but wasn't the last one positive?

Ah. But that was before I solved the amazing mystery.

Yep, Monday out.

Okay.

Bye. Bye.

Oh, Christ, not you again. I thought you might like to fill out our video hat

customer service survey.

Why?

How'd you rate our customer service?

Really good, right?

What is your problem? What is your problem? Look, I paid the fees on the

overdue DVDs. I thought that was the end of my problems. I mean with me.

Am I not soft?

Well, yeah.

Yes, I am. Good.

Great.

What's that got to do with anything?

And you're hot too.

Thanks. So we could be really hot together.

Oh, right.

Look, do you know, as a rule, I don't ask guys out. So you can ask me.

Okay. Maybe a drink?

You may be attractive in a certain upfront way, but I also suspect you're

unhinged. So why am I going to ask you out? I am not unhinged. Well, look at it

from my point of view.

This woman, I'm sorry, I don't even know your name, turns up on my doorstep time

after time. No, not time after time. It's like three times.

And my name is Pascal West.

Not that it matters anymore.

Whoa, whoa, hang on. Just tie her there a minute. Sorry, the ship has sailed.

But that's such a beautiful name.

It would be a shame not to at least have one drink with someone with such a

beautiful name.

Pascal West?

I tell you, I sniff my girl's pee and still you ask this question.

If Drasker did not have her heart set on modelling, we would walk out.

You sniff Drasker's pee?

You tasted her already.

Let me just say, if she's pregnant, I'll be the most surprised person in this

room.

Well, well, well.

Negative. What? No way.

What's the matter, Druska?

Karina Balani sell you bad pee?

Have you been doing pee without a baby? Not that kind of pee, Van.

Druska knows the deal.

She knows what's going on.

Pretty good plan to hook your man, actually. There was one flaw.

Your so -called best friend?

The source of your positive pregnancy pee?

So for a cheap hoe, you can be easily bought.

I'll do it for 90.

90 bucks for that? Like I care, I've got kids to feed.

You can deny it all you like, but if you do, I'll tell you what's going to

happen. You and I are going to go back in there and you're going to piss on

another one of those things and I'm going to watch while you do it.

And I'm guessing it'll come back negative, just like that one.

Van, I hate the rest of your fucking family.

But I do love you.

Yeah?

But I love you.

You unself and my family.

You stick your gisterings up your cracks.

Deli's, eh? I never trusted him.

Well, I love you too.

If you ever have sex with her or any member of that family again, I'll cut

balls off, okay?

Come on to a question.

If it wasn't Karina Balani's pee, then... We'll be here in a minute.

Come on, Len. Come on. Come on.

Karina, can you whistle too?

Please.

Please.

It's working.

Nice work, saving our sons from a fate worse than death.

You should be thanking Manta, not me. I will.

Of course, with the doc looks off the case, you'll be needing that money.

What, you're packing it in?

No, no shit, no. We're going bigger and better than ever.

All thanks to you.

Oh, yeah?

Well, you were the one that invited Tracy Hong for dinner, weren't you?

So you've done a deal with the Hongs. No, no, just Tracy, one very satisfied

customer.

Sweet.

I can hurt you more.

Good girl. Just smile and think of the pocket money.

Yay.

Welcome to Hoochie Mama. Here, have an order form.

Bottle of bubbles open, full glasses, please.

So, how do you feel about me getting into bed with your girlfriend?

Some people pay money to see that.

wolf up to?

Nothing.

No, you're just steering a few clients my way, that's all.

Uh -huh.

We don't have to say if you don't want.

No, let's stay.

Why? I want to get to know you better.

You can do that back at your place.

Gosh, you are too good to be true.

Yes, I am.

So, working for you?

Oh yes.

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