All language subtitles for Outrageous Fortune s02e01 Thy Name Is Woman

I just bagged me the head of a crime
family.

Ladies, remember me?

Yeah, yeah, the one that got you
pregnant?

For God's sake, man, there is no way
that you will ever be the father of my

child. I'm the one guy going out on a
limb for you and your bloody family. How

is Framing Wolf going out on a fucking
limb? I'm talking about Van.

You did the Tongan dog, didn't you?

80 grand. That's the best score this
family's ever made.

When I said this family was overdoing
that shit, did you really think I was

joking? You got me cut from the books at
Strats, yeah? Yes, I did. Sorry.

Why? Fuck off back to the suburbs.

Why trash?

I provide you with a list of what I need
and how many units, and I pay you a

fuck the unit. That's over 60 % profit,
and you don't have to worry about

distribution.

in it for me and you.

I give you my word.

When you get out of here, I'll be there.

Did I miss the bit where somebody asks,
does anybody object to this couple

getting married?

Because I know I bloody well object.

Me too. I object.

I object.

Can I be objectionable too?

Don't come round here again in a
professional capacity.

We're together.

That's all that matters, eh?

Another day, same old story.

You're here in all your glory.

Looking far away to shine.

You were a filming hero.

Take me right down to ground zero.

You'll be ready to drop.

You're right there?

Yeah. Yeah, I was just, um... I was just
dreaming.

Well, you got the real thing now.

What things? That thing.

What are you looking at?

You might want to put some clothes on.

Oh,

hello. What's he done now?

Nothing. That fucking TV, isn't it? I
told you, that was a gift from Eric.

You can't do this. He only just got
back.

You leave our father alone.

You're not taking him anywhere, cock,
mate. You're not going anywhere with

Shut up!

Loretta West.

Well, not Dolly Parton.

Loretta. You're under arrest.

What? What for?

Holy shit.

This is bullshit. This is complete and
utter bullshit. Do you want to have a go

at me?

Why don't you do it straight to my face?
Hey, why go through a child?

Yeah, that's right. Walk away. Go back
to your little station with your little

friends. What did she do? She copied a
couple of videos.

It is a very serious offence.

Punishable by a maximum fine of $150
,000 or three months imprisonment. What?

You can go away for that. The
infringement of intellectual property is

serious crime.

Constable. The artists suffer. The
producers suffer.

And then it's we, the public who...
Constable.

Oh, Christ.

You know you're soaking, innit? My
daughter is not a criminal.

This is harassment of me and my family.

No, she's not even 16 for Christ's sake.
Are you going to accompany her to the

station? Oh, shit. That's right.

You can't leave the premises.

I'll go with him.

I really got arrested, Joy.

Totally makes my day.

Leave it.

Leave it.

Take me

home.

Jethro, your sister's been arrested.

She's what? Get your ass down to the cop
shop now.

I can't, Dad. I've got a client meeting
in half an hour.

So? So that's my job. You're a lawyer.

She's your sister.

That's your job.

All right, all right. I'll be there.

The cop.

They just raided my father's warehouse
looking for DVDs.

My name is Savilli.

Carl Savilli.

My name is Munter.

Go ahead, then, Molly.

We're going to be in your way a whole
lot more if you don't give me back my

money. What money?

Took money from my parents.

You don't even know your parents.

Their name is Seville.

That's really good.

Because if it wasn't Seville, you'd be a
right bastard, mate.

Eh?

Now get smart, Corey.

My name is Munter. If you and your mate
Van West don't give back our 80 grand in

24 hours...

You're going to get a whole lot more of
this.

I mean, just before you hit me.

Go get it.

Now.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it.

Shanghai Hustle.

Axe Murder at Three.

Predator vs. Chucky.

That one really sucks.

Can you explain how copies of these DVDs
made it to the premises of the video

hut? As I said before, I just hang out
there like any other bored teenager.

That's not the information we have,
according to one of your employees.

How can she have an employee if it
doesn't work?

She denies everything.

OK, can we go now? Not yet.

I told her it was wrong, but she made
me.

She made me. You're referring to Loretta
West?

She had it all organised.

Supplier. The copying, the sales.

She's 15 years old. 15 going on 50?

She's a mastermind. An evil genius. Oh,
I thought you were friends.

Yeah. Well, we were.

Until I rooted a sister.

Pascal.

You sleep with Pascal.

I think you get the picture.

Got any comments?

I'm not sure what brand of tape you're
using, but you're getting a lot of

dropout.

Because she said she didn't do it. She
didn't do it.

We'll leave it there then, eh?

Yeah, for now. Good. Thank you.

She'll need to appear soon.

This is so excellent.

Why would the video guy be blaming you?

It's all her fault.

How? You used Kurt for your pathetic
ends and then dumped him at his 18th

birthday party in front of all of his
friends, his mother and his sister.

And then told them he had a dick the
size of a peanut.

No wonder he hates me.

You slept with this guy?

That was an accident.

Like the other 50 guys you slept with.

Bitch. That's enough. Dad, make her
apologise.

You, go put some clothes on. Haven't you
got a modelling job this morning?

Yeah, ugly old lady shoes, like my life.

And you, go to school.

Don't worry, whoever did this will sort
it.

Thanks, Dad.

Why do you think someone else was
responsible?

Oh, to be just like him.

What, who cared? Not cared. Judd.

Wouldn't be the first time he fitted up
evidence.

Where are you off to? I've got some.

Some orders I've got to deliver.

Our daughter's entire future is at stake
and you've got orders.

Well, I can't really see as much else I
can do right now.

Shit.

I'm sorry, Loretta.

What for, Kurt?

You must hate me.

To hate you?

I'd have to see you as a human being. To
me, you're more like fungus.

If it makes you feel any better, I know
what's going to happen to me in jail.

What, you mean the part when the other
prisoners hold you down and make you

squeal? Don't.

You know, I hate to shatter your
Shawshank Redemption anal rape

the only person who will be rogering you
is your bank manager.

It's a copyright infringement. You'll
get a fine.

But Hickey said that... Hickey is a
bigger dick than you are.

But then, according to my sister,
everyone is.

Don't talk about her.

You know, it's not my fault she dumped
you.

Yeah, I know.

Well, then why did you go to the cops?

I didn't.

They came in here with warrants. They
know about the copying, all about the

honks. It wasn't you.

Whoever did this, they knew absolutely
everything.

Someone really doesn't like you,
Loretta. But I swear, it wasn't me.

Drasca.

But how'd they know that we took the
money?

Don't know.

Why do they think you had it?

Don't know.

Especially since I was the one who never
actually had it, eh? Well, I haven't

got it, you know that.

All I know is that we stole the money,
right?

Jessica stole it off us, and then
someone else stole it off her, you know?

Okay, look, we don't have the money,
right? But the Tongans, they think that

do have the money. And they're big,
those Tongans, bro.

Ain't no strangers to violence, because
their mum's been smacking them with the

jandal ever since they were small.

Yep. Okay, but if we don't have the
money, but they think we do have the

then how do you think that they think
that we do have the money when we don't

have the money?

It's a lot to think about.

Yeah. That's not 24 hours.

Coffee break.

But we didn't have any coffee.
Fascinating as that is, I have a

about DVDs. Oh, choice. Okay.

Don't make it a hard one, okay?

Did you happen to mention to anyone that
I may have connections in that area?

Uh, no. For example, did you ever tell
Drasker?

No. Are you sure?

Yeah.

Oh. Is this like gay homosexual porn?

No, no, no, no. Look, look. See the one
on the suit?

A Fringe chick?

Look, she's got tits.

So it's Fringe porn?

No.

This is a genuine art movie, right?
Which the reader got from Mr. Hall.

She copies them and sells them out of
the video hat.

I'm coming for her. Look. I'm coming for
her. I'm coming for her.

See?

I'm coming for her. She loves it.

Ow.

What is it?

Hey, quit it.

Quit it. I was just trying to show her
how they did it in Paris. You idiot.

about the sex thing. About the DVDs! But
why would you do that?

I mean, you know, she thinks you're
pretty weird and, you know, you're way

brainy to be normal, but she actually
quite likes you.

If you leave now, you can have them. On
the tag, it says where the money is.

Fuck you.

Fuck the lottery. I don't need it.

Yeah, well, I don't know why she did
either.

I always liked her too.

So did you ever get Jessica to take it
off the butt?

I

thought

you didn't want to see me.

Well, you came to see me in a
professional capacity.

It's not on.

This thing about Loretta, I need to know
if it's true.

Why, you think I'd make it up? I don't
know.

We're acting on information received,
and Rambo wanted to follow it up. Right,

so you made hickeys behind all the...
Well, he wasn't happy being stiffed on

Tongan job, and he's only too happy to
look into any complaint involving the

West. OK, right, so this isn't about
Wolf.

Why, has he done something? No.

From what I saw, things look pretty
hunky -dory. Hey, I didn't ask you to

into my house at 7 o 'clock in the
morning. When I'm acting in a

capacity... He's my husband, Wayne. What
do you expect?

I don't know.

But you'll hear about Loretta.

I need to know if it's true.

We have evidence that says she did it.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Like you mowed it.

I can't do the bloody verge.

Oh, okay.

My parole officer reckons even going
that far from the house might set off

alarm. Wow.

Have you tried it?

No, honey, because if I set off the
alarm, I violate my parole, and that

put me back in prison.

Oh, yeah.

It seems pretty harsh, though, to mow
the lawn.

I hate an unfinished job.

How did that shoe thing go today?

Yuck. Horrible, flat, ugly shoes. You
couldn't even see my legs.

Maybe that's not such a bad thing.

That 50 thing is such an exaggeration.
It wouldn't even be close to 30.

Loretta is such a liar. She lies on
everything.

What are you lot staring at? You always?

Yeah, what's up to you?

Come here.

No, you come here.

No, you come here.

You want to talk to me, you come here.

He's got a message.

For Van West.

Oh yeah, and what's that?

All I want to know is, are you going to
get your sister out? I'll do what I can.

You're not reassuring me, Counselor.
Well, I have this thing there called a

I'm telling you, you don't need it.

This is real injustice, and it's intent
wrongly accused.

Oh yeah.

What?

Oh, nothing, just... Loretta's grown up
a bit since you've been away.

So?

She's not exactly a red riding hood.

Hello, hello, mum's on deck.

What are you crapping on about?

Where's your penny?

Are you saying that a man doesn't have
the right to cook for his own family?

No, oof, no.

Of course not.

Hey, how's the home theatre?

Yeah, not bad for a telly, but where's
the fucking receipt?

Hello, here she comes.

Tomato paste.

Too late, I improvised.

You bloody did it, didn't you?

I don't know what you're talking about.
After everything I said, after

everything I did for this bloody family.
Hey, until someone convicts me, I

didn't do a thing. You listen to me. I
told you this family wasn't into that

shit anymore. I set a fucking example
for you.

Lasagna's ready.

Awesome wolf, thanks.

Yeah, real bloody food this is.

So how was your day, Van?

It was good.

How are those grades going, Loretta?

Great.

Water's keeping you busy?

Good to know that everybody's been busy.

Busy, busy, busy.

Yes, real high of activity, Randy. Don't
interrupt me, Eric. I'm having a

private moment with my family.

That's where we all get to sit around
the table and tell each other about our

day.

I found out today that we have the
coconut chasing van.

Our beautiful daughter is turning
herself into a two -bit slut.

And our youngest gets herself arrested.

Meanwhile, where's the person who's been
setting all the bloody rules?

Hmm, whipping up knickers on the moral
high ground. Not a bloody clue what's

been going on. And where have you been
for the last six months?

Oh, yeah, that's right. You've been off
singing with the Vienna Boys Choir.

Well, I'm back now.

And isn't that great?

Somebody's got to get on top of things
around here. And how are you going to do

that when you can't get out the gate?

I've got ways and means.

You want to take over?

Do you? Really?

Be my guest.

He goes into prison, and I'm the menace
to the guy. Oh, God. They all do that.

You know, when they first come home,
it's, God, I missed you, root, root,

And then you can't do a bloody thing
right. And then you get knocked up.

Oh, you figured out who the dad is yet?
I've narrowed it down to two or three.

Not that there's much point in going
after them, because they're all useless

bastards. You wouldn't know child
support if it bit them in the arm.

Not a patch on your wolf.

You mean God's gift.

Well, it must be hard for him.

Well, men are a lot like dogs.

Because they wear anywhere and stick
anyone's crotch.

No, because they don't like to be locked
in. They're not designed for it. Well,

he's an alpha kind of guy. Active.

They do need exercise.

Yeah. Look, look, look. He's got his
mates. He's got the hugest television.

God knows where you're from. And he's
taking over the kitchen.

He's cooking. Yeah. We're meant to kiss
his butt because he made lasagna.

We're meant to frost it all by himself.

No, no. No, he made it all by himself.
He used every pot in the kitchen. Oh, my

God. So hot. So hot right now. I would
so love a guy that would, like, cook for

me, rub my feet, and take responsibility
for my child.

Come on, Cheryl.

You'd love him, really.

I mean, where else are you going to find
a great guy like Wolf?

You know?

So, Van, why would these coconuts think
you've got the money when you say you

haven't?

It's a tough one, eh?

And honest to God, you haven't got the
money. No way. Anyone who says we have

lying. Okay, why would they be lying?

Because they want us to get our heads
smacked in.

Good. Now, who do you know would like to
see you get your heads smacked in?

Van, who hates you that much?

No one.

You sure?

No.

Why would she want to do that?

Because she's a mad bitch and you dumped
her. I didn't dump her. She ran away

because she didn't want to marry me.

Why would she want to see me get my head
smacked then when she's the one that

ran away?

Okay, the way I see it, you two need to
find out who's got the money and get it

back. You've got about ten hours to do
it in.

Run and cope, give me that and get to
me, okay?

What are you doing here?

It's a bar.

Look, I can't really cope with it.

I haven't seen you for weeks.

I walk into your house and there you
are. I said I'd be there for him. That's

his wife, you know. That's a part of the
package, eh?

It's not like I hate him, is it?

Well, how the fuck would I know?

Look, he's back.

It's a fact.

And everything that's wrong with our
family is all my fault. It's another

Fucking Loretha.

Why'd you have to do this to me?

She probably wasn't thinking about you.

I know.

Why should she?

I think about you.

A lot.

I think about you too.

I'm not a two -bit tramp.

No, you're a quality tramp.

He always liked me better. He thought I
was special.

Look on the bright side.

He was deluded. Now he's not.

Well, you're in bigger trouble.

Like I said, always a bright side.

I'm so sorry, Dad.

Come here.

I just want you to remember you're
special, that's all.

I love you, Dad.

Here.

Get yourself something, guys.

Oh, Dad.

Off you go. Don't tell anyone.

I won't.

We need to have a bit of a chat.

Do we?

Jethro reckons you're guilty.

Whatever happened to lawyer -client
confidentiality?

I think you're very clever, don't you?

Maybe a little too clever.

I should be more like Van.

Let's get something straight.

You might be able to fool your mother,
but you don't get past me.

You do not do this shit, ever.

It's not your business.

Why not?

You do it, Van does it. Are you
listening to me?

Yeah.

You're saying that because you and Van
have a penis.

Too, in fact, that that makes it all
right.

Don't talk dirty.

It's an anatomical word. The point is
that you are a 15 -year -old girl who

do what she's told until I say so.

From now on, you go to school, you come
home. That's it.

You do not leave this house.

So I'll be more like you.

Careful, Loretta. You're not too old to
feel the back of my hand. That's

illegal. Not around here, it's not.

Bastard!

No.

No! No!

Looking for something?

Crimper!

That's mine.

Is it now?

I didn't know it was here.

To celebrate you being home.

Corphi. New life, new generation.

That's lovely, that is.

Aren't you meant to be senile? Aren't
you meant to be smarter?

Give it to me. I need it.

What for?

I'm leaving. Because you got told off.

My life is crap, and he is going to make
it a living hell. He's your father.

That's his job. Well, I'm not going to
put up with it. Off you go, then.

I need my money. You took this money,
and I took it from you, so it's my money

now, Loretta.

Fine, I'll split it with you. You really
want to see your brother in intensive

care, your father back inside? Is that
what you want?

What's this?

It's the Tongan money.

60 grand.

I thought it was 80.

I haven't touched it.

Where's the rest?

Why don't you ask Drasker Dosslitch?

You can do a bit with that.

All roads lead to Rome, eh? Do they?

Drasker bloody Dosslitch.

I must admit, bro, she's a bitch, man.

Well, maybe she does hate me.

Bro, I'm so close to reviewing my rule
on smacking chicks, eh?

Well, I can't smack a chick, man.

Okay, man, we go down to my mum's place
in the Coromandel, yeah?

Well, I can't leave a shot.

Well, you won't be able to work with
your head smacked in, will you?

Plus, there's no tolerance in
Coromandel.

Well, I don't know about you, do I?

Shit! Don't you bloody move, Van West!

It's not a Tongan voice.

It is not, Mr. Tong.

Huh?

Hey, Mr. Tong. Well, it may not be for
much longer, thanks to you.

Okay.

Mr. Hong received this letter today.

Happily, Mr.

Hong is in Hong Kong.

And I'm opening all his mail. But when
he gets back, things may not be so easy.

If you want to... No.

It's meant to be if you want to know, as
in K -N -O -W.

If you want to know who your baby's
father is, why don't you ask Van West?

This person knows something?

And this person knows you?

Well, I didn't write it. Well, then find
out who did and make sure they never

correspond with me again, OK?

This is not good for my blood pressure
or my baby.

Make no mistake, Van. You are risking my
marriage and my health.

So deal with it, or I will put your
health at risk.

Gray.

You totally kindled a spell, Gray.

Well, who?

Jessica. Jessica?

Jessica doesn't know anything about me
shaking Susie on.

I've got him now.

And there's nothing you can say or do.

You know he got some chick up the duff,
don't you?

What chick?

Mrs. Hong that's married to Mr. Hong.
Being ready to do senseless and now

pregnant.

If you think that's going to stop me
from marrying him, you're so wrong.

I always wanted to do you a favour and
break you up.

Yeah, some favour. Now I'm going to get
my head smashed in and my balls deep

fried.

Here's what we do. For what? Go to the
corner of me now?

No. We stop her once and for all.

It's all there. All 50 grand.

It was 80.

Really? They stole 80 from my parents.

Well, you know how some women are with
money.

Run through their fingers like water,
eh?

What woman was this?

You ever heard of Drasker Dosslick?

We heard of her.

She totally sucks at spelling.

Yeah, well, those delis, they don't set
much store by education.

My brother does a B -com at Waikato.

Is that right?

Bet he can add. Sure can.

Well, if you've got a problem with the
math, maybe you could run it past him.

Otherwise, you could talk to Drasker
Dosslick.

We're all helpful, Mr West.

It's all about community.

Which bedroom's hers?

No,

one down the side.

We go in there, we tell her what's what.

Because this is the last time she misses
with us.

Yeah.

Come on.

Yeah. She's not all bad, man. I mean,
she has a good point. Van, when are you

going to realise there's more to a
relationship than just good sex?

Yeah, I know, but someone that'll suck
your dick, they have to really like you.

How did they know that we'd be here?

Maybe we'll give you the what tomorrow.

Yep.

What are you bloody coconuts doing
around here?

Was it a good night?

Anyone interesting down the pub?

How did you know I was at the pub?

I didn't.

But I do now.

No one, really. The girls.

It's amazing how much you can get
accomplished from the comfort of your

home.

Oh, I've got something for you too.

Receipt for the home theatre.

And you thought Eric stole that lovely
gift.

I never said that.

No, but you were thinking it.

I always know what you're thinking.

Okay. What am I thinking right now?

How lucky you are to have a man like me
in your kitchen.

Why are you cooking scones so late at
night? Well, I thought we might have

people over tomorrow.

Oh, no, not people.

Oh, it's just a little surprise.

I'm tired.

Are you?

Well, we'd better get you to bed then,
hadn't we, Mrs West?

Really? You can prove that you're still
on top of things?

Well, behind things.

Under things.

Grandpa, the house does actually have a
toilet, you know.

Hey.

Having a good morning?

I see nothing good about anything.

Okay.

It's okay.

Don't you have something better to do?
For Stefan or the iwi?

You're angry with me.

You told on me.

Oh, quit your whining.

I want another lawyer.

Yeah, well, you wouldn't need one if you
weren't so floppy.

I was not floppy. You got caught.

Not my fault. You get caught, it's your
fault.

Oh, Jesus Christ, Loretta.

You think you're so much cleverer than
everyone else, don't you?

And you're just a little kid.

I'm yours.

Go come back.

Hope you enjoy being clever in prison.

That's not going to happen. Really?

You're sure about that, are you?

This is your lesson, Loretta.

So suck it up through a big fat straw.

If you're going to do this shit, you
don't get caught.

Are you listening?

Next time, do it better.

Right?

Well, don't you look nice.

I usually look like a sack of shit.

Thought he had swiped it on the cops.

When you go out today, could you pick up
some cream?

We're having guests today, apparently.

Could I?

That'll be for me.

You come back, you better be innocent.

Thanks for the word of encouragement.

Hello.

Domish love.

No.

Shit.

Those coconuts did come around.

Well, I'm just glad I could warn you.

My client has consistently denied these
accusations, which are clearly

misguided. She has no criminal record,
and this charge could compromise a

promising future.

Save it for the court, why don't you?
There's no evidence that she made or

copies of any DVD or received money from
any sale.

She only took cash.

Yeah, this is according to Kurt
Wallminster, who's also been charged.

She had the equipment.

Her prints were all over it.

Yeah. Well, it's not a crime for a
bright young film student to borrow a

friend's computer, or scanner, or DVD
burner.

They're hers.

Not according to the signatures and the
guarantees.

Can you read that?

What do they say?

Kurt Warminster.

Pardon?

Kurt Warminster.

See, the fact is, you have no case.

Apart from the testimony of this
unstable young man clearly wishing to

the blame onto my client.

My client who is, by the way, fully
prepared to cooperate with the police if

charges against her are dropped.

We're not dropping them, no way.

We need to discuss that.

Boss, look, we've already... We need to
discuss that.

Buddy, where?

See you, Glenn.

You owe me.

I'll take my lighter in there. Take a
tick.

Are you going to drop it?

That'll be my recommendation, since
Hickey made such a cock -up of the whole

thing. That's great.

I wouldn't want you to get into any
trouble over me.

It's a bit late for that.

I knew you'd come through.

Yeah, I didn't have much choice, did I?

Well, you do now.

I've come into a bit of money.

Ten grand, to be exact.

And I'm looking for somewhere to invest
it. May I help make the cream for the

scones? Eric will jack it up if you've
got the balls.

Just a private conversation?

No, love. I'm just telling our boy how
well he did.

I hope you thanked him.

Anything for my little sis?

Here we go.

Mate, I still don't get how the Tongans
knew we were going to be at the Doflicks

place. Maybe they're like watching us or
something.

We'll head to the Coromandel, okay?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right after morning
tea.

Did someone bird that or something?

No, I don't know, man.

Dad just said I had to be here.

Get out of it, you dick.

Good of you to join us.

Come in.

Have a second. Sit down.

Shut up, thanks.

I'm sure you know our guests. Would you
like to say hello?

Um, hi.

Well,

as you all know, I have had some
experience with the judiciary over the

They have this thing now that they call
restorative justice, where if somebody's

done some kind of shit to somebody else,
and that person doesn't like it, what

they do is they all sit around and they
thrash it out.

Not a bad idea, really.

Now, it seems that Draska has been a
little upset with our family, and we

like it to stop.

Yeah, she has good reason for this.

Really? Perhaps you'd like to explain to
us why.

Okay.

Drasker is forced to escape your son
because of the things he does to her.

Terrible things.

Eh? She tells me that every day she is
forced to

take his thing in her mouth.

What thing in her mouth? She means your
knob, then.

She's talking about blowjobs. No woman
would do this willingly.

But she loves it.

And this is not bad enough. He tries
to... to make her... to put his thing in

her back.

No.

I cannot say it. Not in front of people.
She was up for anything, all right?

What kind of man would do it to a woman?
What kind of thief?

We didn't, okay? Because she wouldn't.
You know before she met him.

Raska.

She's a simple girl.

She's a virgin.

Virgin? My ass.

You'll take that to bat. She's done it
with heaps of guys. They touched him

peppercurse. Lepus? Am I some, Billy?

Shut your filthy mouth! All right, let's
just try and keep calm, shall we?

I'm sure that Van would desperately love
the opportunity to apologise.

Eh? For anything he may have said or
done that upset her.

Dreska?

I'm sorry you didn't like the blowjobs
you gave me every morning.

And sometimes at night as well.

And, uh... Oh, if I'd known you didn't
like your dildo, I probably wouldn't

tried to stick it... What is this?

It was black, about yay long, made of
rubber.

You're insulting her again.

It was hers, and she's the one that
should apologize.

No, she doesn't. She ran off with the
money, and now she's been going around

saying shit about me and trying to get
my heat smacked in and my balls deep

-fried, man.

She would not do that. She's dead.

You don't know her very well, do you?
Okay, this is a very serious allegation,

Ben. I know, but it's true, Dad. Can I
say something?

You don't have to talk to him. No, it's
okay, Papa. I can cope.

Maybe I have been a bit angry with you,
Van.

Yeah, a bit.

A bit angry with all of you, really.

Is this that I've been upset about the
way you've treated me?

And made me out like I'm some kind of
slut?

But mostly, I'm just a little hurt and
I'm a bit freaked.

And I'm scared because...

My baby's going to grow up without a
father.

What?

You're... That's right, I've knocked
out.

Way out the duff.

I'm so fucking pregnant, you wouldn't
believe it.

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