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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,810 --> 00:00:04,210 This girl dreaming about being a model is not a dream. 2 00:00:10,090 --> 00:00:11,390 She's pregnant? 3 00:00:13,150 --> 00:00:16,940 Mr. Hong has a warehouse full of new releases that haven't been released yet. 4 00:00:17,070 --> 00:00:21,150 You head on back to your lifestyle block and let me manage the store. 5 00:00:24,030 --> 00:00:27,890 I provide you with a list of what I need and how many units. 6 00:00:28,460 --> 00:00:31,400 And I pay you eight bucks a unit. Cash. 7 00:00:31,980 --> 00:00:36,420 Now inhale and draw the groin inward deep into the pelvis. 8 00:00:36,780 --> 00:00:41,660 Now keeping the torso long, lean forward from the hip, not the waist, the hip, 9 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:43,840 and lengthen the tailbone. 10 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:47,950 This exercise is especially good for menstrual discomfort. 11 00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:50,620 Hello? Can I help you? 12 00:00:51,380 --> 00:00:52,430 Rita? 13 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,960 Rita! Oh, God! 14 00:00:57,120 --> 00:00:58,170 Breacher. 15 00:00:58,840 --> 00:00:59,890 Stop it! 16 00:01:34,700 --> 00:01:35,750 Hi. Hi. 17 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:38,230 Happy anniversary. 18 00:01:38,960 --> 00:01:40,960 You remembered. Nobody else did. 19 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:43,820 Bugger all else to go in here. 20 00:01:44,460 --> 00:01:45,680 Except think about you. 21 00:01:48,260 --> 00:01:49,310 20 years, eh? 22 00:01:50,380 --> 00:01:51,430 What is that? 23 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:53,860 Uh, China. 24 00:02:10,450 --> 00:02:12,920 You know what I was thinking about this morning? 25 00:02:14,030 --> 00:02:19,030 I was thinking about the way you arch your back when I lick your neck. 26 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:47,370 Any mail? 27 00:02:47,371 --> 00:02:48,459 Just junk. 28 00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:49,510 And these? 29 00:02:49,900 --> 00:02:50,950 These are for you. 30 00:02:52,820 --> 00:02:53,870 How are they fun? 31 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:56,910 Doesn't matter, they're flowers. God, I never get flowers. 32 00:02:58,780 --> 00:02:59,920 Guess where I've been? 33 00:03:00,300 --> 00:03:03,999 Got no idea, Loretta. I get home and there's this message on the answering 34 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:08,699 machine. Hi, this is Amanda from the community centre. We have a Theodore 35 00:03:08,700 --> 00:03:10,360 here. He seems confused. 36 00:03:10,820 --> 00:03:11,870 Oh shit, not again. 37 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:14,690 He hugged her and called her Rita and she freaked out. 38 00:03:14,691 --> 00:03:17,219 Why? I mean, in its own way, it's kind of touching. 39 00:03:17,220 --> 00:03:20,520 Yeah, well, what she felt touching her was his stiffy. 40 00:03:22,731 --> 00:03:24,779 Oh, my God. 41 00:03:24,780 --> 00:03:26,260 My first paid modeling job. 42 00:03:28,580 --> 00:03:29,630 Can't be. 43 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:31,820 Oh, my God. 44 00:03:31,821 --> 00:03:36,019 God, that's wonderful, love. I'm going to get this framed so one day I can look 45 00:03:36,020 --> 00:03:37,619 back on it as my humble beginning. 46 00:03:37,620 --> 00:03:39,959 Does this mean you're going to give up that waitressing job? 47 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:41,120 No, not yet, but so. 48 00:03:41,620 --> 00:03:43,970 Did you say something about flowers? Yes, yes. 49 00:03:47,079 --> 00:03:48,620 Yeah, how'd you perform, Mum? 50 00:03:51,860 --> 00:03:53,540 Huh, that's no name. 51 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:56,140 Just did, please meet me and we're in. 52 00:03:57,660 --> 00:04:01,300 Cool. My first secret admirer. Boy, first nut job. 53 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:29,290 Whatever it is, it had nothing to do with me. 54 00:04:29,291 --> 00:04:30,399 No, no, no. 55 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:31,780 This isn't police business. 56 00:04:33,620 --> 00:04:35,060 This is business of the heart. 57 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:40,920 Oh, you're so on the wrong planet. 58 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:43,700 I can't help how I feel, Pascal. 59 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:45,400 When I saw you on that stage. 60 00:04:45,401 --> 00:04:48,559 I mean, I don't normally go to clubs like that. It's just the other guys made 61 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:50,490 me. And when I saw it, it changed my life. 62 00:04:50,491 --> 00:04:52,359 You saw me at the champagne club? 63 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:53,410 Oh, yes. 64 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,710 Constable whatever your name is. Hickey. Hickey. Glenn. 65 00:05:02,711 --> 00:05:06,499 You really sacked the coma on the name front, didn't you? My best friend at 66 00:05:06,500 --> 00:05:07,820 school was Graham Gaylord. 67 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:12,180 Look, Glenn, I'll say this as nice as I can. 68 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:13,650 No way. 69 00:05:13,651 --> 00:05:14,899 Not ever. 70 00:05:14,900 --> 00:05:15,950 Bye. 71 00:05:16,740 --> 00:05:18,480 I just want to get to know you better. 72 00:05:18,820 --> 00:05:19,870 I'm a nice guy. 73 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:21,170 Honest. 74 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:25,000 Uh, am I needed for anything? 75 00:05:25,320 --> 00:05:28,930 How should I know? My mother bear and papa bear are at the doctor's house 76 00:05:29,670 --> 00:05:31,830 Hey. You know, baby skin. 77 00:05:32,930 --> 00:05:35,340 You think you can't follow her, ask them, not me. 78 00:05:35,390 --> 00:05:37,990 Yeah, but hey, will they be able to tell? 79 00:05:38,590 --> 00:05:40,810 What? Their baby, of course. 80 00:05:41,050 --> 00:05:45,910 If it's not, you know, Asian. 81 00:05:47,230 --> 00:05:49,640 No, Van, they won't be able to tell if it's yours. 82 00:05:50,230 --> 00:05:51,280 Cool. 83 00:05:52,590 --> 00:05:55,670 So, we're good then? 84 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:02,510 I thought the daughter wanted you to root the mum. 85 00:06:02,511 --> 00:06:03,899 She did. 86 00:06:03,900 --> 00:06:06,020 Well, so why the big freeze now she knows? 87 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:09,580 Well, she didn't want me to get her pregnant, apparently. 88 00:06:11,380 --> 00:06:12,430 So why did you? 89 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:13,920 I didn't mean to. 90 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:16,370 Condom failure. 91 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:22,339 But haven't you heard about AIDS and crabs and all that shit? No, she was 92 00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:23,319 an animal, man. 93 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:26,760 She was a jump on my dick before I had a chance to sheathe it. 94 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:29,169 Yeah, well, it's hard to stop when that happens. 95 00:06:29,170 --> 00:06:30,250 Well, how do you know? 96 00:06:30,430 --> 00:06:32,370 So does Mr. Triad know your baby? 97 00:06:32,910 --> 00:06:33,970 He's not a triad. 98 00:06:34,190 --> 00:06:36,970 You hope he's not a triad. He's not, okay? 99 00:06:40,170 --> 00:06:45,089 Because if he was, he'd cut off your gonads and feed them to his pandas. He 100 00:06:45,090 --> 00:06:46,950 doesn't got any fucking pandas, man! 101 00:06:47,130 --> 00:06:48,830 No, absolutely no way. 102 00:06:48,831 --> 00:06:52,579 But I've got a job interview this afternoon, Loretta. A real promising 103 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:54,870 processing. Sounds alluring, but tough shit. 104 00:06:55,100 --> 00:06:58,710 Loretta, I need someone to look after Grandpa, and I'm picking you. Why? 105 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:00,800 Because you know he can't be trusted. 106 00:07:01,060 --> 00:07:03,600 Why can't Pascal do it? She can't be trusted. 107 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:06,370 I'm working at the video hut. Not till after school. 108 00:07:06,371 --> 00:07:07,679 Well, yeah, obviously. 109 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:11,319 So Grandpa and I can come and get you from school, and you can take him to the 110 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:13,430 door. Mum, he'll molest all the customers. 111 00:07:13,431 --> 00:07:14,939 Well, park him in the corner. 112 00:07:14,940 --> 00:07:18,250 You know he likes to watch, you know, those old prison break films. 113 00:07:18,510 --> 00:07:19,650 Where are my trousers? 114 00:07:25,170 --> 00:07:26,220 No, Ted. 115 00:07:26,250 --> 00:07:27,330 They'll be in your bed. 116 00:07:31,270 --> 00:07:32,320 Oh, crap. 117 00:07:32,750 --> 00:07:33,950 What are you doing here? 118 00:07:34,130 --> 00:07:35,270 Getting an education? 119 00:07:35,271 --> 00:07:37,469 No, that will be inside the gates in the classroom. 120 00:07:37,470 --> 00:07:40,509 Which is where we beg to differ. Isn't today one of your school optional days? 121 00:07:40,510 --> 00:07:43,460 Look, I wouldn't be here if I didn't have to, okay? Trust me. 122 00:07:48,750 --> 00:07:49,800 Okay, stay cool. 123 00:07:50,821 --> 00:07:52,689 Hi, Mum. 124 00:07:52,690 --> 00:07:53,689 Hi, honey. 125 00:07:53,690 --> 00:07:54,740 Hi, Mrs. Darling. 126 00:07:54,910 --> 00:07:55,960 Hello, Mrs. West. 127 00:07:55,961 --> 00:07:59,849 You didn't have to let Loretta out of school early just for Grandpa, you know. 128 00:07:59,850 --> 00:08:03,229 Well, Loretta told me how she was needed to get out, and I thought what a good 129 00:08:03,230 --> 00:08:04,850 chance to talk to you. About what? 130 00:08:05,650 --> 00:08:09,260 About how happy I am with the way that Loretta's turned things around at 131 00:08:11,010 --> 00:08:12,060 It's lovely. 132 00:08:12,150 --> 00:08:13,200 Isn't it? 133 00:08:14,130 --> 00:08:15,180 Excuse me. 134 00:08:16,380 --> 00:08:18,580 Okay, Grandpa, come on, hand over time. 135 00:08:19,100 --> 00:08:21,150 Can we stay and watch the girls come out? 136 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:22,290 Not today, Grandpa. 137 00:08:23,831 --> 00:08:25,819 Bye, Mum. 138 00:08:25,820 --> 00:08:26,870 Bye, love. 139 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:29,890 Grandpa. 140 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:32,799 Video stills this way. 141 00:08:33,340 --> 00:08:34,390 What? 142 00:08:37,860 --> 00:08:39,120 Luther's sarcasm, Kurt. 143 00:08:39,659 --> 00:08:41,460 Some, you know, people here. 144 00:08:42,351 --> 00:08:44,259 You know them? 145 00:08:44,260 --> 00:08:48,299 Friends of Zane. They're looking for a Resident Evil Final Revelations pre 146 00:08:48,300 --> 00:08:49,299 -release hookup. 147 00:08:49,300 --> 00:08:50,400 So, no test losers? 148 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:52,340 Gamers. Think of the money, Kurt. 149 00:08:52,420 --> 00:08:54,890 That thought warms me all the way to prison, Rita. 150 00:08:54,980 --> 00:08:57,330 Hang here a minute, Grandpa. I'll be right back. 151 00:08:57,900 --> 00:09:00,620 You have cool hands, Luke. Do we? You bet. 152 00:09:14,739 --> 00:09:16,719 You want the widescreen version? What? 153 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:18,539 Widescreen or not. 154 00:09:18,540 --> 00:09:20,950 I'm half blind. Do you think I give a flying fuck? 155 00:09:44,380 --> 00:09:45,430 Where's Grandpa? 156 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:48,480 He's... Not here. 157 00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:52,450 Oh, brilliant. Like eight seconds and you lose him. Top work. 158 00:09:52,451 --> 00:09:55,759 What was he doing when you laughed for him? He was standing right there looking 159 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:56,739 at some woman. 160 00:09:56,740 --> 00:09:57,790 What woman? 161 00:09:57,791 --> 00:09:59,619 She rendered something and then left. 162 00:09:59,620 --> 00:10:00,759 And you left him alone? 163 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:01,960 He wanted cool hand Luke. 164 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:03,880 Okay, what did she get out? 165 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:05,490 Sent of a woman. Why? 166 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:09,330 Because thanks to you, genius, I now have to find out who and where she is. 167 00:10:19,930 --> 00:10:21,470 Yes. Oh, my God. 168 00:10:22,950 --> 00:10:24,000 Theodore? 169 00:10:25,670 --> 00:10:26,720 Yes. 170 00:10:26,721 --> 00:10:31,349 We have some news, which we want you both to hear, because even though Tracy 171 00:10:31,350 --> 00:10:35,330 obviously only the actual family member, Van, you're almost like family to us. 172 00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:37,860 A boy. 173 00:10:38,110 --> 00:10:40,250 Yes. The baby is a boy. 174 00:10:40,990 --> 00:10:42,040 A son. 175 00:10:50,459 --> 00:10:52,040 So, this is bad? 176 00:10:52,041 --> 00:10:57,079 As if my opinion didn't really mean nothing, now there's a son ahead of me. 177 00:10:57,080 --> 00:11:00,380 Yeah, but he's only, he's only like this big. 178 00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:03,500 Oh, fuck Van, he's a son? I mean shit now. 179 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:12,420 So, um, what about me? 180 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:14,180 What about you? 181 00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:19,120 What about me with the whole who's the real daddy thing? 182 00:11:20,490 --> 00:11:23,920 You could go anywhere with that, including straight to your old man. 183 00:11:26,090 --> 00:11:27,140 I'm still thinking. 184 00:11:28,190 --> 00:11:29,770 Where does that leave me? 185 00:11:32,010 --> 00:11:33,150 I'm the daddy here. 186 00:11:34,530 --> 00:11:36,070 Don't you have lawns to mow? 187 00:11:56,970 --> 00:12:01,169 I'm not quite sure how to put this, but did a strange man follow you home from 188 00:12:01,170 --> 00:12:02,220 the video store? 189 00:12:02,570 --> 00:12:04,190 Depends what you mean by strange. 190 00:12:05,290 --> 00:12:06,510 You must be Loretta. 191 00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:08,080 I'm Margaret. 192 00:12:08,450 --> 00:12:09,500 Come in. 193 00:12:11,270 --> 00:12:12,320 Thanks. 194 00:12:19,210 --> 00:12:20,890 Hi, Col, are you tracking me down? 195 00:12:22,990 --> 00:12:25,470 OK. It's a wonderful feeling, Loretta. 196 00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:27,890 Pity you're too young to know. Know what? 197 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:31,899 What it's like the moment you see someone dear to you, 20 years after you 198 00:12:31,900 --> 00:12:33,340 thought they'd gone forever. 199 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:37,000 You're a lot happier than I've seen you in a while. 200 00:12:37,420 --> 00:12:39,280 I've got a reason to live now, Loretta. 201 00:12:39,380 --> 00:12:40,640 After meeting Mark again. 202 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:45,380 When I saw her in your video store, I knew it was him. 203 00:12:45,780 --> 00:12:49,300 It's amazing the connections the human brain can make. I just knew. 204 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:50,970 Knew what exactly? 205 00:12:51,380 --> 00:12:54,280 That your customer, Margaret, was my old mate Mark. 206 00:12:55,370 --> 00:12:58,830 Loretta, I taught this man everything he knows about safe cracking. 207 00:12:59,310 --> 00:13:03,170 Until we got snitched up by that old bastard and ended up Mount Eden 208 00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:09,620 Hey, Dad. 209 00:13:13,661 --> 00:13:15,729 You OK? 210 00:13:15,730 --> 00:13:17,150 Yeah, I'm good, sort of. 211 00:13:17,590 --> 00:13:19,950 You? Getting by? What's wrong? 212 00:13:21,830 --> 00:13:22,880 What do you mean? 213 00:13:23,130 --> 00:13:24,180 Sort of. 214 00:13:24,310 --> 00:13:25,450 What's all that about? 215 00:13:26,150 --> 00:13:33,029 Um... Do you remember how you felt when Mum told you she was 216 00:13:33,030 --> 00:13:34,470 pregnant with me and Jethro? 217 00:13:35,230 --> 00:13:38,970 Have you got some girl up the duff? No, no, no way, no. 218 00:13:38,971 --> 00:13:42,249 Well, why are you asking me all that, then? 219 00:13:42,250 --> 00:13:45,510 I don't know, I'm just interested in this one. 220 00:13:45,770 --> 00:13:46,820 Why? 221 00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:48,770 I just am, OK? 222 00:13:48,771 --> 00:13:52,909 Is this your way of telling me your mother's pregnant again? 223 00:13:52,910 --> 00:13:53,960 No. 224 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,800 Why the hell would I be doing that? No. 225 00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:56,970 Why, no? 226 00:13:56,980 --> 00:13:59,870 Bloody odd question to be asking your old man, that's all. 227 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:07,379 Unless you've got some girl up to daft. No, I haven't, okay? I just... I want to 228 00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,160 know how you're meant to feel. 229 00:14:09,161 --> 00:14:10,899 You know? 230 00:14:10,900 --> 00:14:11,950 Just think as I do. 231 00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:15,600 Well, it depends on the girl, I guess. 232 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:17,010 Yeah? 233 00:14:17,220 --> 00:14:19,000 If you love her, which I did. 234 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:21,540 I still do, actually. 235 00:14:24,970 --> 00:14:26,510 So much it hurts sometimes. 236 00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:34,780 Actually, it was me that told your mother that she was pregnant with you 237 00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:35,880 Eh? Yeah. 238 00:14:36,470 --> 00:14:38,170 We were lying on the kitchen floor. 239 00:14:38,970 --> 00:14:41,090 I was licking around the navel. 240 00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:47,070 I just looked up at her, all flushed and sweaty. 241 00:14:48,310 --> 00:14:52,210 I said something along the lines of, I reckon you're pregnant. 242 00:14:54,510 --> 00:14:55,560 And she was. 243 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,969 That answer your question? 244 00:14:57,970 --> 00:14:59,650 Yeah, that's great. Thanks, Dad. 245 00:15:00,450 --> 00:15:01,500 She's an okay chick. 246 00:15:01,690 --> 00:15:02,740 Or a bloke. 247 00:15:02,770 --> 00:15:03,820 That she is. 248 00:15:03,821 --> 00:15:07,369 Probably best you don't mention Margaret to anyone. 249 00:15:07,370 --> 00:15:10,020 Yeah, don't want to feed into all those stereotypes. 250 00:15:10,650 --> 00:15:11,700 What's that? 251 00:15:11,710 --> 00:15:13,090 The transgender community. 252 00:15:13,091 --> 00:15:14,769 What's that? 253 00:15:14,770 --> 00:15:17,010 Well, people like Mark or the come Margaret. 254 00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:20,300 It can change people. 255 00:15:20,301 --> 00:15:21,969 There can be a lot of prejudice. 256 00:15:21,970 --> 00:15:23,020 Oh, yeah, right. 257 00:15:23,070 --> 00:15:24,120 I suppose. 258 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:27,340 I was more thinking that she's an escaped convict. 259 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:31,260 Sorry? Oh, yeah, Mark was always a much faster runner than me. 260 00:15:32,660 --> 00:15:36,280 When the van door got left open on that day on the way to the arraignment. 261 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:39,400 Mind you, he deserved to make it. 262 00:15:39,401 --> 00:15:44,219 Life was a lot tougher inside for Mark than me, especially when I wasn't there 263 00:15:44,220 --> 00:15:45,270 to protect him. 264 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:49,840 Watching Mark Leggett when he disappeared over that hedge. 265 00:15:54,050 --> 00:15:57,120 After Rita's funeral, that was the saddest moment of my life. 266 00:16:17,570 --> 00:16:19,310 Cheryl, sorry to keep you waiting. 267 00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:22,539 Make my day and tell me you're here before the clock. 268 00:16:22,540 --> 00:16:24,280 I have actually police harassment. 269 00:16:25,311 --> 00:16:27,179 Of you? 270 00:16:27,180 --> 00:16:30,190 My family, my house. Why have you got it under surveillance? 271 00:16:30,191 --> 00:16:33,459 You're under the impression that your house is under surveillance. 272 00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:37,099 What I want to know is why. I've told you, no member of my family is involved 273 00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:38,240 with anything illegal. 274 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:39,410 Not this week. 275 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:43,439 I don't care if you don't believe me. It's the truth and it's good enough for 276 00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:47,140 me. So why have you got my house under surveillance? 277 00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:50,820 The thing is, Cheryl, how can I answer that question? 278 00:16:51,540 --> 00:16:55,040 By definition, surveillance is a covert operation. 279 00:16:55,041 --> 00:16:59,039 Not the way you fellas do it. But if I were to tell you about the surveillance, 280 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:02,319 then it wouldn't be covert now, would it? So it is under surveillance? 281 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:03,379 No, I'm not saying that. 282 00:17:03,380 --> 00:17:05,660 I'm saying if it were, I couldn't tell you. 283 00:17:05,661 --> 00:17:06,919 No, it's not. 284 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:07,818 I'm not saying that. 285 00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:10,709 Well then, why is one of your boys parked across the road? 286 00:17:11,300 --> 00:17:12,350 Look, Wayne. 287 00:17:12,410 --> 00:17:16,368 Me and my family have got nothing to do with anything criminal anymore, so if 288 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:19,889 you're watching my house, the only incriminating thing you're going to see 289 00:17:19,890 --> 00:17:21,270 hanging out Van's wife runs. 290 00:17:21,609 --> 00:17:24,259 Christ, he's an image to conjure with now, isn't he? 291 00:17:24,849 --> 00:17:26,790 Please, just leave us alone. 292 00:17:47,951 --> 00:17:54,479 I always knew I'd have a stalker. I just didn't think it would be so soon. 293 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:57,490 This cop guy only wants to meet you. How is that stalking him? 294 00:17:57,920 --> 00:17:59,920 He wants way more than that. 295 00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:07,380 In a way, he's kind of cute. 296 00:18:07,660 --> 00:18:09,950 You know, apart from being fucked in the head. 297 00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:11,160 Yeah, apart from that. 298 00:18:11,820 --> 00:18:14,050 The look in his eyes, it gives it away mainly. 299 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:15,250 Which is what? 300 00:18:15,660 --> 00:18:18,860 It's a kind of stalking look. 301 00:18:20,981 --> 00:18:26,149 Please, I just want one thing to thank you by. Go away. 302 00:18:26,150 --> 00:18:27,830 Just one little keepsake, please. 303 00:18:34,110 --> 00:18:36,750 Oh, did you give him a pair of your undies? 304 00:18:36,970 --> 00:18:38,020 Oh, no. 305 00:18:38,270 --> 00:18:40,490 I gave him a pair of Vans. Not that he noticed. 306 00:19:05,251 --> 00:19:12,659 I'm sorry, but I cannot have this sort of thing happening at this stage of my 307 00:19:12,660 --> 00:19:14,740 career. Maybe when you're Rachel Hunter. 308 00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:18,710 Then I'll have an entourage to deal with it. And publicists to cash in on it. 309 00:19:20,380 --> 00:19:22,060 I already have an entourage. 310 00:19:23,260 --> 00:19:24,310 You do? 311 00:19:24,980 --> 00:19:28,050 I wouldn't have come to you, but I didn't know who else to go to. 312 00:19:28,940 --> 00:19:29,990 Yeah. 313 00:19:31,380 --> 00:19:32,430 You're not a prick. 314 00:19:32,431 --> 00:19:33,779 Yeah, I know. 315 00:19:33,780 --> 00:19:34,830 You get this girl. 316 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:39,000 So what do you think I should do then? 317 00:19:39,001 --> 00:19:40,839 Well, you should tell him to fuck off. 318 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:42,280 He doesn't listen to me. 319 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:45,920 You could tell him to fuck off for me. 320 00:19:46,420 --> 00:19:52,420 I... Yeah, but I've kind of got my own problems, you know? 321 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:53,780 Man, she's your sister. 322 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:57,650 She's caught some guy jacking off in her undies. 323 00:19:58,620 --> 00:19:59,820 You have to do something. 324 00:19:59,860 --> 00:20:00,910 Yeah. 325 00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:04,570 Okay. 326 00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:09,430 It'll have to be after lunch tomorrow, okay? I've got my own shit to sort out. 327 00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:12,960 Thank you, then. You are the best brother a girl could have. 328 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:18,650 Don't wait up. 329 00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:19,750 Is that all, Tiger? 330 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:21,450 Okay, bye. 331 00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:26,180 Grandpa, the babe moment. 332 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:31,170 Why do you have to take everything and make it tacky? They're just friends. 333 00:20:31,300 --> 00:20:32,560 Well, I think it's lovely. 334 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:36,999 Because it's lovely or because he's someone else's problem for the day? 335 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:40,880 way, that woman is a godsend. I want to marry her and have her babies. 336 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:42,850 Fat chance there. 337 00:20:44,220 --> 00:20:47,760 So, your grandad and the tranny prison escape are getting it on? 338 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:49,420 They're just friends, Kurt. 339 00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:51,700 Friends who once shared a prison cell. 340 00:20:51,701 --> 00:20:52,959 What's your point? 341 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,010 Oh, nothing. 342 00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:58,420 So, was he gay back then? The Margaret person, not your grandpa? 343 00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:00,630 My grandpa is not gay. I never said he was. 344 00:21:00,631 --> 00:21:03,879 I just asked if his much younger transsexual cellmate was. 345 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:07,610 Just because Margaret is a transsexual does not mean she's gay, you know? 346 00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:09,880 Gay then or gay now? 347 00:21:10,180 --> 00:21:11,230 What? 348 00:21:11,231 --> 00:21:15,219 Was he into women back when he was a man? You know, which made him straight. 349 00:21:15,220 --> 00:21:18,650 now that he's a woman, and he's still into women, makes him a lesbian. 350 00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:28,890 Oi. 351 00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:31,209 Where's Mr. Hong? 352 00:21:31,210 --> 00:21:32,969 I don't know. Isn't it your job to know? 353 00:21:32,970 --> 00:21:35,169 Well, actually, I don't know what my job is anymore. 354 00:21:35,170 --> 00:21:38,240 I don't know. He's up at the stables doing something to horses. 355 00:21:39,490 --> 00:21:44,830 Well, we should, you know, talk. 356 00:21:46,130 --> 00:21:47,180 About? 357 00:21:47,181 --> 00:21:48,429 Well, what do you think? 358 00:21:48,430 --> 00:21:50,660 I don't know. You're the one who wants to talk. 359 00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:52,670 Uh, the baby? 360 00:21:55,170 --> 00:21:56,950 My baby? Yeah, my baby too. 361 00:21:57,630 --> 00:21:59,010 How would that be possible? 362 00:21:59,110 --> 00:22:00,160 Eh? 363 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:02,880 How could Mr. Hong's baby be your baby? 364 00:22:02,881 --> 00:22:06,479 Well, there was all those times I put my cock up... Now, see, that's where 365 00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:09,079 you're going wrong, Van, because there is no way in hell that this is your 366 00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:10,220 Yeah, but what if it is? 367 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:15,739 I'm telling you it isn't, because I say it isn't. Look, if I'm the daddy, then I 368 00:22:15,740 --> 00:22:20,519 need to know... Look, for God's sake, Van, there is no way that you will ever 369 00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:21,600 the father of my child. 370 00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:26,939 Now, if you can just get that one thought to stay in your head, then we'll 371 00:22:26,940 --> 00:22:27,990 along just fine. 372 00:22:30,060 --> 00:22:32,120 You have rights, man. As the father. 373 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:34,620 You need to assert those rights. 374 00:22:36,340 --> 00:22:37,480 You're the father, man. 375 00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:39,950 Yeah. 376 00:22:39,951 --> 00:22:43,759 Yeah, I am. If you didn't want to be the father, you should have thought about 377 00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:45,259 that before you shot your load. 378 00:22:45,260 --> 00:22:46,860 I told you, she jumped me. 379 00:22:47,140 --> 00:22:48,190 Is that him? 380 00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:49,770 Which one? 381 00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:51,130 In the uniform. 382 00:22:51,131 --> 00:22:51,979 Which one? 383 00:22:51,980 --> 00:22:53,240 The one with the mustache. 384 00:22:53,980 --> 00:22:55,030 Which one? 385 00:22:55,180 --> 00:22:56,340 The short one. 386 00:22:57,659 --> 00:23:00,549 No, that's not him. The hickey guy doesn't have a mustache. 387 00:23:00,820 --> 00:23:02,200 Sure? Yeah. 388 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:05,940 So why did you say which one? 389 00:23:05,941 --> 00:23:07,919 Which time? 390 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:12,659 You said which one, and then I said the one with the mustache, and then you said 391 00:23:12,660 --> 00:23:13,710 which one again. 392 00:23:14,380 --> 00:23:15,880 Well, I didn't think of it then. 393 00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:20,860 Hey, hey, do you want to cook? 394 00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:26,540 Oh, you're my special Afghan. 395 00:23:27,050 --> 00:23:31,050 Yeah, only time she bakes is when Uncle Carlos turns up with a bag of heads. 396 00:23:33,470 --> 00:23:37,330 We should, you know, keep our wits about us. 397 00:23:39,350 --> 00:23:42,290 One couldn't hurt, though, eh? 398 00:23:46,290 --> 00:23:48,150 Cheryl speaking. 399 00:23:48,870 --> 00:23:50,070 Wayne Judd here, Cheryl. 400 00:23:50,850 --> 00:23:51,900 What do you want? 401 00:23:51,901 --> 00:23:55,229 I'm looking out my office window. Do you know what I see? Oh, I wouldn't have 402 00:23:55,230 --> 00:23:56,670 the foggiest side of it, Judd. 403 00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:58,660 There's a van parked across the road. 404 00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:00,820 There's two men inside the van. 405 00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:04,680 Van is in the van. And that's your van. That's not Van Halen. 406 00:24:05,060 --> 00:24:09,000 The other guy seems to fit the description of his dipshit mate, Manta. 407 00:24:09,700 --> 00:24:11,820 Now, I've got to ask the question, Cheryl. 408 00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:14,060 Do you have us under surveillance? 409 00:24:15,300 --> 00:24:18,080 Because if you do, we give up. 410 00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:21,340 Your guys are too clever by half or plotters like us. 411 00:24:29,260 --> 00:24:30,310 Hello, love. 412 00:24:30,540 --> 00:24:31,590 Good day. 413 00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:32,690 Wonderful. 414 00:24:32,980 --> 00:24:36,920 Cool. You guys, um, excuse me for a while. 415 00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:40,290 How's Margaret? 416 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:42,000 Wonderful. We played ball. 417 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:46,290 Must be good for you guys to catch up after all these years. 418 00:24:46,380 --> 00:24:47,430 It is indeed. 419 00:24:50,060 --> 00:24:54,900 So, how long were you guys in a cell together, back when she was a man? 420 00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,240 Oh, two years, just about. 421 00:24:58,360 --> 00:25:00,900 21 months, to be exact, before Mark escaped. 422 00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:03,360 The second saddest day of your life. 423 00:25:03,740 --> 00:25:04,790 Was it? 424 00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:08,140 That's what you said after Grandma dying. 425 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:15,720 You guys were close, eh? 426 00:25:15,721 --> 00:25:21,879 Loretta, you've got to understand that I was away from Rita for a long stretch, 427 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:25,980 and he was a very attractive man, battling with his sexuality. 428 00:25:27,100 --> 00:25:31,159 My God, on personality alone, he'd be hard to resist, leaving aside the fact 429 00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:32,840 that he wasn't a donors at that age. 430 00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:35,920 Grandpa, how could you? 431 00:25:36,340 --> 00:25:37,900 He learnt at my feet, Loretta. 432 00:25:38,420 --> 00:25:42,440 Before we went inside, he worshipped me, all that I taught. 433 00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:45,640 And then I learnt at his. 434 00:25:45,940 --> 00:25:47,140 I don't need to know that. 435 00:25:48,700 --> 00:25:52,319 Loretta, what else do you expect when you'd lock men up together for any 436 00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:53,370 of time? 437 00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:54,730 Happens all the time. 438 00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:06,690 Hi, Dad. 439 00:26:06,691 --> 00:26:08,399 Where's Mum? 440 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,580 Oh, no, just me. I just wanted to see that you're OK. 441 00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:13,410 Sure, sure, I am. 442 00:26:14,660 --> 00:26:16,080 Did your mum talk to you? 443 00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:17,730 About what? 444 00:26:18,380 --> 00:26:22,699 Oh, just last time she came on. Went on about, you know, about how much I was 445 00:26:22,700 --> 00:26:23,750 missing her. 446 00:26:24,060 --> 00:26:25,110 Oh. 447 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:28,610 Thought she might have sent you to check up on me. 448 00:26:29,260 --> 00:26:30,310 No, just me. 449 00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:31,810 All my own idea. 450 00:26:34,190 --> 00:26:36,960 She just caught me in one of those lonely days, you know. 451 00:26:37,890 --> 00:26:38,990 She did her worst. 452 00:26:40,790 --> 00:26:44,090 I guess you've always got your cellmate to talk to. 453 00:26:47,110 --> 00:26:49,050 No, I don't have a cellmate. 454 00:26:49,770 --> 00:26:50,820 Really? 455 00:26:51,070 --> 00:26:52,390 Oh, that's great. 456 00:26:53,610 --> 00:27:00,110 And, Dad, just remember that Mum really, really loves you and she always will, 457 00:27:00,210 --> 00:27:01,260 OK? 458 00:27:01,690 --> 00:27:03,030 All right, love her will. 459 00:27:08,330 --> 00:27:12,410 I still like your idea about Super glowing his hand to his cock. 460 00:27:13,630 --> 00:27:14,680 Did he? 461 00:27:16,430 --> 00:27:17,480 Yep. 462 00:27:18,250 --> 00:27:19,830 Hey, I didn't know he cycled. 463 00:27:20,030 --> 00:27:21,930 What? Saw nothing. 464 00:27:22,130 --> 00:27:23,410 Follow his cycling ass. 465 00:27:23,690 --> 00:27:25,710 What the hell are you two doing? 466 00:27:26,570 --> 00:27:28,130 Why didn't you come to me? 467 00:27:29,590 --> 00:27:30,640 I don't know. 468 00:27:30,940 --> 00:27:34,780 Honey, if there is a pervert stalking you, I want to know. I need to know. 469 00:27:36,100 --> 00:27:39,960 It wasn't like he was a freaky stalker. He was a pain in the arse. 470 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:41,340 Yeah, but going to Van? 471 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:43,630 I mean, what if he'd done something stupid? 472 00:27:44,540 --> 00:27:48,619 Okay, but my point is, by doing something stupid to a cop, Van nearly 473 00:27:48,620 --> 00:27:50,180 in prison for a really long time. 474 00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:52,040 Why couldn't you come to me? 475 00:27:53,980 --> 00:27:55,780 I was... embarrassed. 476 00:27:57,510 --> 00:28:00,850 Oh, honey, there is no need to be. It's not your fault. 477 00:28:02,150 --> 00:28:03,350 When did this all start? 478 00:28:05,010 --> 00:28:10,729 It might have been one of the times when he was one of the cops who raided us. I 479 00:28:10,730 --> 00:28:12,650 mean, there were always cops in my room. 480 00:28:12,690 --> 00:28:14,310 Okay. Leave it with me. 481 00:28:14,311 --> 00:28:17,049 No, you don't have to do anything. Oh, yes, I do. 482 00:28:17,050 --> 00:28:17,969 No, really. 483 00:28:17,970 --> 00:28:19,530 No, really. I will deal with this. 484 00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:27,530 What are you doing? 485 00:28:29,620 --> 00:28:30,670 Waiting. 486 00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:32,940 Thinking. Is that wise? 487 00:28:33,860 --> 00:28:34,910 Right. 488 00:28:35,060 --> 00:28:36,110 Nobody leaves. 489 00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:40,500 What? I need to... Where's Mr. Hong, by the way? He's at the gym. Why? 490 00:28:40,860 --> 00:28:44,900 Great. Because I need to say something. God, is this going to take very long? 491 00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:46,210 No. 492 00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:47,780 Now, look. I have rights. 493 00:28:48,540 --> 00:28:50,900 And I want to assert them. Okay? Now. 494 00:28:50,901 --> 00:28:52,119 What rights? 495 00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:55,070 The right not to be treated the way you guys are treating me. 496 00:28:55,699 --> 00:28:58,720 And also, they're right to talk about our child. 497 00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:02,740 It's not funny. Are you out of your fucking mind? 498 00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:06,379 No, I'm not out of my fucking mind. Did I not make it clear enough for you, Van? 499 00:29:06,380 --> 00:29:08,120 You are not the father of this child. 500 00:29:08,260 --> 00:29:10,730 Not until the DNA tests prove you're a lying slut. 501 00:29:10,731 --> 00:29:14,039 Hey! I'm having a difficult enough pregnancy as it is without these 502 00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:17,099 adding to my blood pressure problem, and especially without anyone sticking 503 00:29:17,100 --> 00:29:20,590 bloody great needle into my tummy. God, you're so going to be found out. 504 00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:23,130 Yeah, like when the baby comes out looking like me. 505 00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:24,450 So? 506 00:29:24,570 --> 00:29:27,040 It took after my side of the family, not Mr. Honk's. 507 00:29:28,010 --> 00:29:32,890 Look, your father is not going to risk the life of his son because you hate me. 508 00:29:32,891 --> 00:29:35,869 And when you can start to get your head around that, then maybe we can start 509 00:29:35,870 --> 00:29:36,920 working together. 510 00:29:37,050 --> 00:29:38,650 Working together on what? 511 00:29:40,930 --> 00:29:41,990 I run the house. 512 00:29:42,510 --> 00:29:43,560 You run the business. 513 00:29:44,990 --> 00:29:46,250 Isn't that what you want? 514 00:29:47,830 --> 00:29:50,000 A war would do neither of us any good, Tracy. 515 00:29:53,669 --> 00:29:54,719 Remember me? 516 00:29:55,230 --> 00:29:58,540 Yeah, yeah, the one that got you pregnant. And now that I did get you 517 00:29:58,610 --> 00:30:01,150 you just expect me to fucking, like, walk away. 518 00:30:01,151 --> 00:30:05,069 God, Van, just think about it. I mean, do you really want to play mumsies and 519 00:30:05,070 --> 00:30:06,120 daddy with her? 520 00:30:08,030 --> 00:30:10,110 Well, no, but... You sowed a seed. 521 00:30:10,470 --> 00:30:12,870 Get the fuck over it. 522 00:30:13,290 --> 00:30:14,340 Thank you, Tracey. 523 00:30:15,150 --> 00:30:16,200 My pleasure. 524 00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:29,280 Make yourself at home. 525 00:30:29,281 --> 00:30:33,319 You'd better have armed backup, Sergeant Judd. The cops aren't my favourite 526 00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:34,279 people today. 527 00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:35,720 Yeah, so we're gathered. 528 00:30:35,721 --> 00:30:38,399 I thought you might be celebrating. 529 00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:39,840 What have I got to celebrate? 530 00:30:41,140 --> 00:30:42,820 Ending the career of the young cop. 531 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:47,039 Oh, you got Jethro's letter then, did you? Yeah, pretty fancy words for a 532 00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:47,879 -up law clerk. 533 00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:51,179 Well, any big words you don't understand, Sergeant Judd, there's a 534 00:30:51,180 --> 00:30:54,719 right over there. Yes, an official complaint has been lodged against 535 00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:55,770 Hickey. 536 00:30:55,950 --> 00:30:58,480 It's a pretty bloody serious allegation, Cheryl. 537 00:30:58,481 --> 00:31:00,149 Stalking a member of the public? 538 00:31:00,150 --> 00:31:02,980 Will you try being the mother of the girl being stalked? 539 00:31:04,490 --> 00:31:08,649 Look, he's just a young fella. He had a rush of blood to the head. Well, it's 540 00:31:08,650 --> 00:31:10,909 where else the blood's rushing that's bothering me. 541 00:31:10,910 --> 00:31:12,970 Look, Cheryl, Hickey is a good cop. 542 00:31:12,971 --> 00:31:16,889 Yeah. I'll give him a bollocking. Christ, you can give him a bollocking if 543 00:31:16,890 --> 00:31:20,169 want. Don't flush his career down the toilet just because he's got the hots 544 00:31:20,170 --> 00:31:20,709 your daughter. 545 00:31:20,710 --> 00:31:24,440 Oh, jeez, Wayne. What in hell makes you think I'd leave it to you to sort out? 546 00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:27,760 Cheryl, I give you my word. 547 00:31:28,260 --> 00:31:29,340 I'll put an end to this. 548 00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:33,179 Right. Is that how it works, is it? A cop breaks the law and good old Wayne 549 00:31:33,180 --> 00:31:34,230 fixes it. 550 00:31:36,660 --> 00:31:38,800 You know, he's not entirely to blame here. 551 00:31:38,801 --> 00:31:43,259 Your daughter's gorgeous, so it's pretty hard for a young fella to resist when 552 00:31:43,260 --> 00:31:46,259 she's standing around with no clothes on. Listen to me. How Pascal dresses has 553 00:31:46,260 --> 00:31:48,879 got nothing to fucking do with the fact that... It's not about how she dresses. 554 00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:52,430 It's how she undresses down at the club. That's more to the bloody point. 555 00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:57,570 Oh, Jesus, Cheryl. 556 00:31:58,201 --> 00:32:00,699 You didn't know, did you? 557 00:32:00,700 --> 00:32:03,170 What? Pascal's a waitress at the champagne club. 558 00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:04,940 Oh, come on. 559 00:32:06,220 --> 00:32:07,270 Jesus, Cheryl. 560 00:32:07,271 --> 00:32:10,659 For someone who's the head of the West family, you can be pretty bloody 561 00:32:10,660 --> 00:32:11,710 gullible. 562 00:33:04,771 --> 00:33:08,269 Do you want for breakfast, Loretta? 563 00:33:08,270 --> 00:33:10,290 No, thanks, with Vegemite. 564 00:33:13,150 --> 00:33:14,200 Who did what? 565 00:33:15,810 --> 00:33:17,290 Okay, that question. 566 00:33:17,291 --> 00:33:20,509 Loretta, can you answer the door, please? 567 00:33:20,510 --> 00:33:21,560 Yep. 568 00:33:25,390 --> 00:33:27,370 Hi, Loretta. Come in. 569 00:33:29,710 --> 00:33:30,760 Morning, madam. 570 00:33:31,630 --> 00:33:32,990 Good morning, Theodore. 571 00:33:35,630 --> 00:33:37,750 I'll bring him back safe and sound. 572 00:33:38,250 --> 00:33:39,300 Cheer up. 573 00:33:40,090 --> 00:33:43,989 I hope he gets a girlfriend. It's my fault I've got a stalker. How screwed up 574 00:33:43,990 --> 00:33:45,040 this world? 575 00:33:54,350 --> 00:33:55,850 Who's the dick in the glasses? 576 00:33:56,270 --> 00:33:57,320 The architect. 577 00:33:57,730 --> 00:33:59,770 He's renovating for the baby's room. 578 00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:05,930 Get over it, Van. 579 00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:08,840 I mean, you've got a root, haven't you? 580 00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:10,570 Yeah. 581 00:34:11,679 --> 00:34:14,659 So there you go. Every cloud has a silver lining. 582 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:20,740 Bet she wasn't as good as me, though. 583 00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:29,140 You rooted her, didn't you? 584 00:34:29,141 --> 00:34:33,198 When you were pretending to be me, you took advantage of me to take advantage 585 00:34:33,199 --> 00:34:34,249 her, didn't you? 586 00:34:34,270 --> 00:34:35,650 Because I'm not meant to. No! 587 00:34:36,630 --> 00:34:39,100 Well, you said, go along with whatever happened. 588 00:34:39,110 --> 00:34:41,230 So I did. You did not that far! 589 00:34:41,810 --> 00:34:43,230 Oh. Sorry. 590 00:34:43,231 --> 00:34:47,249 Now, how am I meant to root her again when I don't know what I did the first 591 00:34:47,250 --> 00:34:48,289 time? 592 00:34:48,290 --> 00:34:49,340 So you're in. 593 00:34:49,469 --> 00:34:50,519 Well, yeah. 594 00:34:50,949 --> 00:34:55,190 I was when I was you, so why wouldn't I be now I'm me again? 595 00:34:56,070 --> 00:34:57,690 Are you sure you want to go there? 596 00:34:58,690 --> 00:35:00,070 She's not exactly your type. 597 00:35:00,530 --> 00:35:02,470 You didn't do any weird shit, did you? 598 00:35:03,050 --> 00:35:04,100 What? 599 00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:06,250 Tongue stuff. 600 00:35:06,331 --> 00:35:08,139 Yes, fan. 601 00:35:08,140 --> 00:35:09,190 I did all that stuff. 602 00:35:10,060 --> 00:35:11,110 Fuck. 603 00:35:11,580 --> 00:35:13,750 You know what else I did that's even worse? 604 00:35:14,180 --> 00:35:19,199 I held her in my arms afterwards, and I talked to her. And even worse, I 605 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:20,250 listened. 606 00:35:22,060 --> 00:35:24,710 Now she's going to expect that shit all the time, man. 607 00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:27,540 Where are you going? Work. 608 00:35:28,540 --> 00:35:31,970 Really? I still don't see why you're all bent out of shape about this. 609 00:35:31,971 --> 00:35:35,519 You're the one who chose poverty for us, and I hate... to get a job. Not this 610 00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:36,299 kind of job. 611 00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:38,039 There's nothing illegal about stripping. 612 00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:39,360 Jesus, you know what I mean. 613 00:35:39,361 --> 00:35:41,239 You don't know what you're talking about. 614 00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:42,780 Stripping empowers women. 615 00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:45,660 What fucking sleazeball sold you that crap? 616 00:35:45,980 --> 00:35:48,720 Robbie is not a sleazeball. Sure he's not. 617 00:35:49,240 --> 00:35:50,740 Why are you being so mean to me? 618 00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:52,440 Because you stripped for a living. 619 00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:54,540 Because you lied to me. 620 00:35:54,541 --> 00:35:57,939 And because you dragged your brother into this and damn you got him arrested. 621 00:35:57,940 --> 00:36:00,879 Well, if you were a real mother, you'd understand what I was going through 622 00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:02,760 now. Oh, and what is that, Pascal? 623 00:36:03,020 --> 00:36:04,320 I was being stalked. 624 00:36:05,290 --> 00:36:07,460 You're a stripper. You better get used to it. 625 00:36:08,630 --> 00:36:09,710 What happened to you? 626 00:36:10,850 --> 00:36:12,650 Hang on. Do you want a life like this? 627 00:36:12,950 --> 00:36:16,150 Men jacking off while you flash your tits at them. Do you? 628 00:36:16,151 --> 00:36:19,329 What happened to your dreams of being a model? 629 00:36:19,330 --> 00:36:22,410 Just sick. On the way. It's not for Rachel Hunter, it's not. 630 00:36:23,490 --> 00:36:25,150 That is so unfair. 631 00:36:25,630 --> 00:36:27,370 What is bringing Rachel into this? 632 00:36:28,550 --> 00:36:29,600 I give up. 633 00:36:29,601 --> 00:36:33,009 You obviously know what you're doing and I don't have a fucking clue. So off you 634 00:36:33,010 --> 00:36:35,500 go. drip for a living, maketh all proud. 635 00:36:36,300 --> 00:36:37,350 Go on. 636 00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:40,930 Well, what? 637 00:36:42,940 --> 00:36:43,990 Why? 638 00:36:44,540 --> 00:36:45,740 What do you want me to do? 639 00:36:46,340 --> 00:36:51,459 So my lawyer, well, my brother, he's going to write you a letter withdrawing 640 00:36:51,460 --> 00:36:52,779 complaints and everything. 641 00:36:52,780 --> 00:36:54,040 Thanks. Whatever. 642 00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:59,410 And I'm getting counselling and stuff about my getting obsessed with you. 643 00:37:00,220 --> 00:37:02,930 I started by burning all the copies of your flyer I had. 644 00:37:05,759 --> 00:37:07,199 Do you want your undies back? 645 00:37:07,460 --> 00:37:09,080 They're not mine, they're Van's. 646 00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:12,150 I thought they were a little big for you. 647 00:37:13,240 --> 00:37:16,080 You're not wearing them, are you? Oh, my God. 648 00:37:16,660 --> 00:37:17,710 I wash them. 649 00:37:17,900 --> 00:37:19,460 I thought I could just kick them. 650 00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:20,810 Thanks. 651 00:37:20,860 --> 00:37:24,650 For what it's worth, I think I would have fallen in love with you eventually. 652 00:37:25,940 --> 00:37:27,990 Even if I hadn't seen you up on that stage. 653 00:37:28,660 --> 00:37:32,539 Even if I hadn't seen you. Look, I'm here with my mum, so just lay off the 654 00:37:32,540 --> 00:37:33,590 freaky talk, okay? 655 00:37:33,700 --> 00:37:34,750 Sorry. 656 00:37:36,100 --> 00:37:37,150 I'm done. 657 00:37:37,151 --> 00:37:40,739 Do you think there might still be a chance? Sorry, Glenn, but no. 658 00:37:40,740 --> 00:37:45,840 I mean, you seem kind of harmless for a freak, but you're not my kind of guy. 659 00:37:46,180 --> 00:37:47,620 You remember my name's Glenn. 660 00:37:47,621 --> 00:37:51,179 Good luck with the rest of your life, eh? Good luck with your modelling. I 661 00:37:51,180 --> 00:37:53,160 reckon you'll be the next Rachel Hunter. 662 00:37:55,340 --> 00:37:56,720 How did you know about that? 663 00:37:56,980 --> 00:37:58,030 Know what? 664 00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:00,900 Christ, I think I might cry. 665 00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:02,380 Oh, shut up. Come on. 666 00:38:08,650 --> 00:38:10,310 I'll miss you. I'll miss you too. 667 00:38:10,311 --> 00:38:13,449 And keep going with that routine with the laser pointer because it's going to 668 00:38:13,450 --> 00:38:14,500 really classic. 669 00:38:14,630 --> 00:38:15,680 Thanks. Oh. 670 00:38:15,681 --> 00:38:19,809 If being completely nude's your mum's problem, there's always the jelly 671 00:38:19,810 --> 00:38:23,420 wrestling. Thanks, Robbie, but I'm going to pass on that tempting offer. 672 00:38:23,690 --> 00:38:25,130 And thank you for everything. 673 00:38:25,131 --> 00:38:27,869 You're going to be a big star, babe. 674 00:38:27,870 --> 00:38:28,749 I know. 675 00:38:28,750 --> 00:38:31,529 And you've totally changed my view on strip club owners. 676 00:38:31,530 --> 00:38:32,650 You're so not sleazy. 677 00:38:32,651 --> 00:38:34,109 Thanks, I appreciate that. 678 00:38:34,110 --> 00:38:37,289 But it's time to move on because if I want to be the next Rachel Hunter, the 679 00:38:37,290 --> 00:38:38,340 clock... is ticking. 680 00:38:38,730 --> 00:38:40,170 Think of us when you get there. 681 00:38:41,010 --> 00:38:42,060 See ya. 682 00:38:46,150 --> 00:38:50,010 Man, you would have made a great father, and I would have made a choice, Uncle. 683 00:38:50,011 --> 00:38:51,309 Yeah. 684 00:38:51,310 --> 00:38:54,529 You know, we would have taught him how to play league, made sure he ate all his 685 00:38:54,530 --> 00:38:58,590 greens, and, you know, just really been there for him, eh? 686 00:38:59,030 --> 00:39:02,370 Sure. Maybe one day break when we find the right lady. 687 00:39:02,610 --> 00:39:03,660 Yep, I reckon. 688 00:39:04,490 --> 00:39:07,070 So, uh, you rooting the daughter now? 689 00:39:07,799 --> 00:39:09,800 I'm in with a fucking grin, man. 690 00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:12,539 What the 691 00:39:12,540 --> 00:39:29,519 fuck 692 00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:30,570 are you doing? 693 00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:32,760 I'm about to get my pants off. 694 00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:38,940 I figured we could, you know, pick up where we left off. 695 00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:41,000 What? Well, you know. 696 00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:46,200 Van, I will fuck you when I'm ready and not before. 697 00:39:46,940 --> 00:39:49,860 Hey. Now get out of my room before I scream. 698 00:39:50,380 --> 00:39:55,280 I can hold you afterwards and, you know, I'll listen. 699 00:39:56,960 --> 00:39:58,010 Two. 700 00:40:01,020 --> 00:40:02,070 It's checks, man. 701 00:40:03,620 --> 00:40:04,670 Right, I'm off. 702 00:40:04,671 --> 00:40:08,959 There's heaps of good stuff from Mr. Hong this month. New Oliver Stone film. 703 00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:09,979 Well, is it good? 704 00:40:09,980 --> 00:40:13,179 Well, there's also the new Robin Williams feel -good comedy, if you'd 705 00:40:13,180 --> 00:40:16,940 that. Any sex -change romantic comedy prison escape films? 706 00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:20,420 Severely unfunny, Kurt. 707 00:40:20,700 --> 00:40:21,750 I think it's cute. 708 00:40:21,980 --> 00:40:23,030 It's disgusting. 709 00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:24,740 You so have to get over yourself. 710 00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:27,780 What? The hang -up you have about sex. 711 00:40:28,020 --> 00:40:29,580 I do not have a hang -up about sex. 712 00:40:29,581 --> 00:40:33,159 And you get up on, like, this fetal ball every time the S -word gets mentioned. 713 00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:34,210 I do not. 714 00:40:34,211 --> 00:40:37,059 Marita. For a criminal genius, you're remarkably prudish. 715 00:40:37,060 --> 00:40:38,440 How would you know, anyway? 716 00:40:38,860 --> 00:40:41,630 By being your best and only friend. Soon to be ex -friend. 717 00:40:41,631 --> 00:40:44,239 Hey, look, I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it. 718 00:40:44,240 --> 00:40:48,079 Just that it's funny, considering your grandpa's getting on with the training. 719 00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:51,659 They're not getting it on, okay? They're just friends, doing stuff that friends 720 00:40:51,660 --> 00:40:52,710 do together. 721 00:40:57,020 --> 00:40:58,070 Good for you? 722 00:40:59,020 --> 00:41:00,070 Great for me. 723 00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:03,520 I think it'll be like riding a bicycle. 724 00:41:08,170 --> 00:41:10,530 Your phone's back in business, man. 725 00:41:11,790 --> 00:41:13,190 My, yes we are. 726 00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:54,660 This program was made with funding from New Zealand On Air. 727 00:41:54,710 --> 00:41:59,260 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 55299

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