All language subtitles for Outrageous Fortune s01e01 Slings and Arrows

You'll need to sort out that thing with
Filani for those magwells.

Oh, and, uh... Will you tell Eric to
deliver those bloody cases of scotch to

that guy?

And the money for those phone cards,
it's, um... Where did I leave that?

Wolf, it's all under control.

Would you shut up and fuck me?

No.

No, no, not today.

We have a warrant to search this
address.

Make yourselves at home.

Pascal? Come on, Pascal, get up. Wake
up. My cops.

Again. Yep.

Loretta, get up. We've got company.

Van?

Van, come on. Wake up.

Wake... Oh,

what is it? Walked down and then hidden
in the cereal?

Where's Van?

No idea.

Isn't it enough what you're doing to my
husband?

When was the last time you saw Van?

I don't know, Sergeant. I wasn't wearing
my wristwatch.

Couple of guys raided the home of an
Asian businessman, beat up an old lady,

her in hospital.

We've got a description.

And one of them sounds a hell of a lot
like them.

I know what you think of this family,
Sergeant Judd, but we don't beat up on

ladies. Yeah, well, that's right,
because the West are old school now.

got a coat of honour. You've got a
warrant for my son?

I would very much like him to assist in
our inquiries. I'll let him know that

next time I see him.

I'll be in the shower if anyone needs
me.

Where's Jethro? Oh, there's Jethro out
of this. I just figured a description

matched Van. What with them being
identical.

They're not identical.

Well, I bloody can't tell them apart.

Jethro has nothing to do... Of course
not.

You make a good lawyer, I reckon.

Had the right lack of moral guidance
from his parents.

Jethro has nothing to do with this.

Then tell me where Van is.

Oh, put that back, you bastard!

You've no right to go through my stuff!
Actually, a search warrant by definition

means... This pervert was going through
my stuff. I was searching through these

drawers. I found this book. I started to
leaf through it. Thrilled over it more

like. I only looked at a couple. A
couple of what?

A thing.

The dividends couple?

In a manner of thinking.

Oh, shut up, freak.

What is this?

It's my future.

It's my portfolio.

Well, not all of it. Rene's right. We
need to do more.

Everything all right? Yeah, we're good.
Who the hell is Rene? My photographer.

He's brilliant.

He needs $1 ,500, which is almost half
of the $2 ,000 that he usually charges.

You take your clothes off for this man
and you pay him money?

You're an understanding. It'll bend out
of shape about it. But I'm doing this

because of you.

Well, you're always the one going on
about how I need to get off my ass, get

the couch and do something with my life.
Well, this is me doing it. Pascal,

dreaming about being a model is not...
It is not.

A dream.

Rene says I have the bone structure to
go all the way, and he should know

because he took photos of Rachel Hunter
right when she started.

Well, what about my $1 ,500? You're not
paying that man no expense.

Steady.

Sorry, love. I'm staying right out of
this one.

I'll see you there.

Looking forward to it.

Remember to tell Van I won a word.

It's on top of my to -do list.

Haven't you got better things to do than
have some of my family, Sergeant Judd?

Well, you know my motto, Cheryl. Where
there's a crime, there's a member of the

West family. And today, well, it's just
the start.

I want you to pick up Jethro's cake
after school.

Why do I have to do it? Because I've got
a million things to do today and you

walk past the bakery.

Why can't you look to it? Shut up.

Because Pascal can't be trusted with
money.

Well, I would much rather go to dad
getting sent away than to throw a stupid

capping. Well, too bad. You're going to
school.

And then you're going to come home.
We're going to dress up nice and

your brother's success as a loving
family, whether you want to or not.

Mr. West.

I'd love to think I saw something every
morning.

But sitting here, on my bench, on my
big, fat, hairy, pimple -encrusted arse,

all I see is a career criminal who's
spent his entire life...

Thieving, promiscuous, decent, hard
-working, blah, blah, blah.

Don't.

What? Treat it like it's a joke.

Corky said a year.

Out in nine months.

We've had worse, haven't we?

Yeah.

Good girl.

Do you know where Ben was last night?

No.

Call Keith here.

It's not fair. I never get to go. You
don't want to go. Trust me.

I could break down in tears and hurl
abuse at the judge for you.

That's what we have lawyers for, honey.

Feeling good about this one, Cheryl.
It's good, Corky. All ducks in a row.

thanks for the check, by the way.

You just stay beautiful for me, OK?

I will.

It may not happen overnight.

But it will happen.

Can you get that, love?

All right, love, I've got to do this
lawyer shit with Corky. OK, I'll do what

need to if you throw something off there
at the court.

Mum? Yes, Pipka? It's you.

Can it wait? Not really.

It... Grandpa's neighbours. They say his
unit's kind of burning down.

What I did was put some chips in the fat

fry. I walked to the bloody shops.

I needed milk.

Yes,

I'll have to live with you now.

Here.

Here, come on.

Nice suit.

Thanks, Dad.

What are you doing here?

I'm being a loving and supportive son.

First time I've been in one of these
things, I can call it research.

Nice suit.

Okay, you, school.

Well, shouldn't I stay with Grandpa in
case he's traumatised?

School. And Pascale, I want you to set
Grandpa up. He can live in the caravan

until we figure something out. Why do I
have to do it? Because I've got a

million things to do today and you'll
spend all day on the couch watching

I was going to do stuff. You are not
going near that photographer.

Why can't I go to Dad's even? You've
been to them before. You know what

like. And I really need you to look
after Grandpa. School.

All right, all right.

I like prison. Always someone to talk
to.

When did you get to last night?

Oh, I crashed at Munters. We got raided
again because of you.

Yeah? What happened to your eye?

I fell.

Down. Van?

Yeah? Think really carefully about what
you say to me next.

Then we'll be here all day.

What's that supposed to mean?

To ignore Pascal, Van. Yeah, okay, so
I'm not the one graduating dumb

university. Dumb university?

The only one you could graduate? Van, if
you can tell me anything about two

blokes doing a home invasion on some
Asian guy's place, then you need to

now.

What?

You might want to run down to the
station and tell Sergeant Judd that.

Oh, hey, what about Dad's thing?

I'm going to Dad's thing.

Come on, Grandpa.

Welcome to your new home.

Where are these? Gone? Yeah.

You said that they would see you soon.

What do you get?

What?

Four.

Four?

Minimum non -parole of three.

Whatever happened to your fucking ducks?

The ones you said you had in fucking my
oath? Look, Cheryl, there's no way I

can... Now, don't you look Cheryl me and
then give me that bullshit you said one

year out in nine months. What about four
bloody years?

We will be appealing it. My oath, you'll
be appealing it. You'll be appealing it

till you're blue in the fucking face to
piss off before I clock you.

I'll call you.

Jesus, four years.

Fuck, am I going to... I can come and
stay with you if you want.

You do not come home right now. I'm
looking out, and I don't care if he

our house down, too.

Oh, what's Grandad done now? He's
calling me Grandma and putting the moves

me. He puts the house down. His lover
gets confused.

You should hear the stuff he wants to
do. It's sick.

Where's Van? Can he help you?

Oh, yeah, he's such a big help. He just
left. Whatever.

Either you come home right now, or I'm
gone.

Is there anything you want me to do?

Yeah, get your father out of jail.

No, you go back to work. I'll see you
later.

Look, it's just a stupid ceremony.

Don't you dare. Skip it if you want. No,
no, we all want to be there.

Well, you know, I want to be there. The
others don't have a choice.

Hey.

I'll be alright.

Yeah.

Excuse me, I'm looking for Loretta West.
I'm her mother. It's a family

emergency.

I believe she's sick again. Sorry?

Asthma. She doesn't get asthma. She
spends Fridays doing work experience at

animal shelter. No, no, that's
Wednesdays. On Fridays she goes to

Sorry, where?

The one -day -a -week school for gifted
kids.

Isn't she on periodic detention?

I heard she was dead.

As far as I can figure out, Miss
Darling, my daughter hasn't actually

Shabbat High for some time.

As Deputy Principal, can you shed any
light on why I don't know about this?

No, I'm sorry. Actually, I can't, Mrs.
West. But I can assure you that I will

look into this and I will put a stop to
it.

You know, sometimes I think Loretta's
too smart for her own good.

I know what you mean.

It's a day of all days. Jethro's
capping.

You remember Jethro?

Yes. Yes, I do. You know, I always
thought he'd go far.

So is there anything else I can help you
with? No, no, it's fine. I'll find her.

Good.

Mike, Mike.

Great, thank you very much. Enjoy the
movies.

Thank you.

Where is the reader?

See you at the door.

Oh, there's the restriction.

Our script is at this really important
phase. We've got a huge problem in the

second act. What I don't understand is
you're the brightest of the lot. You're

brighter than Jethro. Why do you wag all
the time?

Because I feel sucks and it's pointless.

But you could graduate like your
brother.

I want to be a filmmaker. You don't need
an education to be a filmmaker.

Do you really want to end up like your
sister?

God, no.

Jesus, this family will be the death of
me. Come on.

How'd it go, Dad?

Four. Out in three.

Most definitely way How the hell did you
get away with it for so

long?

This was years ago, when Jethro was 15.

And now the time has come for me to use
the photos.

What do you want?

Me better go to school again.

It's a raid. Hide the cougar, Anne.

I am not living in the house of the
cougar, even if he is my grandpa.

I'm going to the shops, then I'm getting
the hair done, and you two are not

leaving the house until it's time to go.

And I want you boys looking decent to
your brother. Easy for some.

Shut up.

What happened to Dad?

He got screwed, is what happened.

For what?

Four years.

What are we going to do without him for
four years?

And where the hell did Van get to?

He said he had business.

Shit. Shit.

Oi, Judd was looking for you.

I don't know anything about it.

Hey, I'm sorry to hear about Wolf.

What happened?

Four. Four.

Shit. Yeah.

So, life goes on, eh? Do you hear that?

Hey, um, let's not run this one past
Mum, eh?

Just between you and me, eh?

Yeah. Hey, uh, look, do you reckon
she'll get lonely?

You know, with your dad away for so
long.

Eh?

You said two grand?

Yeah. It's only $1 ,700, eh?

No.

Maths, you see. That was my strong
point.

Good thing your mum takes care of that
side of things. Yeah.

Oh, hey.

One other thing.

Yeah.

How much for this, do you reckon?

What is it?

That's a priceless trillionaires relic.

From the warehouse?

No, I don't know. Serious. This could be
from, like...

The Wong Dynasty, mate.

The Wong Dynasty?

Yeah. You know, one of those old Chinese
emperors, you know?

20 bucks.

20 bucks? This could be worth millions,
mate. 50. Yep. Okay.

What happened to your eye?

Shut up.

Don't think.

This could be worth something.

That? Yeah.

Could be like an antique.

Could be ugly is what it is. Just take
it.

Thought you said no one was here.
They're not meant to arrive till

It is Thursday, you dick.

No way.

We're not going to hurt you.

We're leaving now.

Okay?

Hey, what is this?

I found the job, I should get more.

Yeah, but you wouldn't have done it
without me. But I found the job. Yeah,

only because you helped move their
furniture in. And it was my van which I

to get penal better because of you.

Well, I didn't run over the bloody
letterbox. I only ran over the letterbox

because you were crying like a little
girl. Shut up, I wasn't the one that ran

out when the going got tough, was I?

I could have died in there, man.

Not that you saw it because you shit
your pants and ran off, but she was like

Bruce Lee in an old woman's body.

It's not funny.

Sorry I am about wolf hair.

Well, is there anything else I should
know about, Eric?

How do you mean?

Well, any jobs done in the wee world I
should know about.

Not offhand.

Right.

What are we going to do?

When? With that wolf.

Well, I guess we'll continue on the way
we always have, starting with the

banking, and then I'm going to get my
hair done.

You're very brave.

I don't have any fucking choice, do I?

Right, I'll get on with it.

Hello, Mrs West.

Can I help you?

Detective Sergeant Judd is not the most
discreet of police officers.

In fact, once he started talking about
the West family, he was most flattering

about you, though.

Who's someone you are?

Tracy Hong.

I'm sure you know why I'm here. I'm sure
I don't, actually. Your son, Van,

raided my father's home.

Put my grandmother in hospital.

I think you've been listening to
Sergeant Judd a little bit too long.

This was found in our living room.

So? Has Van's name tag flown into it?

You'd think evidence like that would go
straight to Sergeant Judd, wouldn't you?

Evidence can turn up at any time.

What is it for home invasion these days?

Twelve years?

What do you want?

Okay, how much do you want? Money is not
important.

Most of what was taken can easily be
replaced, better than wholesale prices.

But one thing cannot.

It is the priceless family heirloom.

Really?

Yes.

Really.

Okay.

Recovering this item would mean a lot to
my father.

Mom? She had a job on the Chinese house,
didn't you?

Mom? I don't care who bloody hears it.
It was you, wasn't it? I'd challenge

anyone to prove I was even there. You
left your balaclava behind.

Oh. You attacked an old lady. Now that's
where you're on. You put her in

hospital. She kicked me in the head.

You were in her bloody house.

She put her hip out, kicking me.

She almost fucking killed me, man. Yeah,
and I still might.

Listen to me. There are two rules this
family has always lived by.

One, we never invade people's houses.
Well, not while they're at home, anyway.

She wasn't meant to be there, okay?
Monty got the days wrong.

And two, we never, ever use violence.
Okay, Mother, she kicked me.

Now I'm the one with the hongs breathing
down my neck.

The who? The hongs. It was their house.

Hey, the hong house, the wong house.

Sam, listen to me. Listen.

You stole an ornament.

You put it back, this whole thing goes
away.

Alright? Okay.

What whole thing?

The fact that you pissed off somebody
you shouldn't have pissed off.

What, you?

No, not me, Van. Mr. Hong.

Does the word triad mean anything to
you?

Yeah.

Oh, wicked.

No, not wicked, Van. Deep shit.

Now you get that ornament back to them.

You can do that, can't you?

Yeah, of course. Good.

I wasn't there.

Why? All you missed was some stuff. A
judge will have the sound of his own

voice. Yeah, but four years, I mean...
Oh, I fell over.

Don't worry about it. I'm okay.

How's your mother?

Um, not the best.

Hey, um, I need to ask you something.

Um, you know the Asian job I told you
about?

Well,

it kind of...

Turned up something.

There's a statue, huh?

And the guys really came to get it
better.

You know, it's big, ugly.

So I'm wondering if there's something
inside the statue, huh?

Such as?

You learn.

Matt.

We never... We just... We don't touch
that kind of shit. We always just

stick to what we've always done, right?

How much do you reckon's in there?

So you're saying I should... What I'm
saying is... Check it out.

Be careful.

And... You're the one who's looking
after everybody now.

You're the man.

I'm the man.

I'm trying to work on a stupid movie
that will never get made.

I'm not telling you where I hid the
remote.

I can't turn on the TV without it.

Look, why don't you go to your room,
remove your brain, take off your clothes

and practice being a model?

At least I'm trying to do something with
my life.

What, whining about how you need 1500
bucks so some sleazeball can take more

nude photos of you?

Give him a handjob. See if he'll give
you a discount.

Oh.

Well, I beat him down from $2 ,000.

You've got $1 ,500.

No, I don't.

Liar. I've seen your bank statements.

You read my mail.

Gets boring here all day.

I'll pay you back after my first job.

Ask Work and Income. They subsidise your
life as a lazy cow, don't they?

House of Suffering and Torment?

We need to talk, don't we?

Ah, Kia ora, bro. Wondered when you'd
call.

Finally got caught, eh?

Temporary setback.

Caroline's very worried.

Thinks I'm going to take her down with
me, does she?

Come and have lunch. We'll talk about
it.

Hold on.

Where are you going?

I can't. Mum says I have to stay here.

She also said you had to go to school.

Do I have to wear the dumb T -shirt?

That's what I pay you for.

Really simple.

You want an advance on your benefits?

Yes. You pay for? My portfolio.

To properly launch my career, I need
more photos of myself.

More sides?

There are more sides.

More emotions?

Oh, right.

Sorry, um, what career are we launching
here?

Modelling, of course.

Miss West, here at Work and Income...

We don't actually give out advances to
launch modelling careers.

Don't you want people to get jobs? Yes,
of course we do, but... So this is the

job that I want?

Yes, that may be the case. So what's the
problem? I've done all the groundwork

already. Miss West, though I applaud
your initiative, we usually have jobs

that people fill. Think jobs in fast
food places.

Entry -level positions in the food
service industry.

Do you have any idea what working around
all that fat would do to my skin?

Please.

I'll see what I can do.

Thank you.

So you want this back?

Yep.

Why?

I decided I like it.

Fifty bucks, right?

Well, that's what I paid for it.

So? I've got to make a profit, man.

A hundred.

Five. What?

This is a precious relic from the Wong
Dynasty.

No. Oh, you're an expert on the Wong
Dynasty. Yeah, but you paid me 50 bucks

it. Well, maybe we should get your mum
to appraise it.

long does it take to get a simple yes?
Oh, Miss West, um, I'll be with you in

one second.

No wonder everyone thinks the
government's useless when it takes all

fix one little photocopy. Uh, yes, but
if you please wait in the office, I'll

with you in just a minute. Yeah, yeah,
but can we get a move on, please? When I

said that I should... Uh,

we needed a copy of that for our record.

You bastard!

Um, Miss West, uh, uh, Miss West, please
just calm down. Miss West, quick!

Are you the new parole officer?

Yeah, something like that, Grandpa.

It's their own bloody fault.

How's that?

I thought you said your girlfriend was
smart.

Youngest deputy principal ever. So why
couldn't she come up with an excuse? I

was on a field trip or something twice
in time. I gave her my cell phone number

precisely for this eventuality. What is
it with you and school anyway?

I love school.

School left you back.

Stop blackmailing Carol.

It's Ethan.

Jethro, those contracts you wanted me to
sign? Yep.

Right here.

You remember my sister?

Yes.

Kira. When are you going to stop
exploiting my Broadway?

Let him work for the good of the Tongan
of Vanuatu.

Thanks, sis.

Anything else I can help you with, Mr.
Sesson?

Kakite.

I am not blackmailing her.

You threatened to send the photos to the
Ministry of Education if she didn't

give you all the time of the call you
wanted. That's only kind of

Think of it more like two people getting
what they want out of a tricky

situation. I get to work around the
stupid law that says I have to stay at

school till I'm 16, and she gets to keep
her job.

You know, Jethro, it would break Mum's
heart to know the entire career of her

favourite son is based on a lie.

You're going to start blackmailing me
too?

Nah, you're family.

Thanks. And you are paying me to be your
staunch little sister, so I'm kind of

implicated. Anyway, how can an erroneous
assumption technically be considered a

lie?

When you feed it with bullshit and get a
job out of it.

Thanks for coming in, um... Jethro.

You'll be notified in due course.

But I'll tell the iwi not to get their
hopes up, right?

The iwi?

Yeah, the iwi.

Are you, um... Are you Maori?

Half.

No mention of this anyway?

No, well, I'm not in favour of
preferential treatment.

I think my people need to stand on their
own two feet in the Pakeha world.

He is so going to buff the fact you're
Pakeha.

I'll deal with that.

You just keep playing your part.

See you this afternoon?

Come on, Grandpa, let's go.

Are you going to sing a waiata after
they cap you?

Go back to school, get a good education.

It's the way forward for our people.

hurting bloody sheep.

You got that statue?

A bit of a problem there.

Such as?

Yeah. I don't have it. Where is it?

Um, I kind of smashed it. You what?

Smashed it.

You broke it? Well, kind of.

Well, can it be fixed?

Um, oh.

No, well the pieces, they're very small,
so I think they'd probably notice.

Why are the pieces small, then?

I can't, you know how, um, I like,

um, sort of hit it with a wheel brace.

Jesus, Ben, I want myself clear.

12 years is what you get for home
invasion.

The statue goes back, this all goes
away. You lose the statue and they give

evidence to the bloody cops.

Why the fuck did you hit it with a
wheelbarrow? I thought there might be

something inside it, all right? Such as
what? Oh, fuck off.

What did you think was inside the statue
van? Why should I tell you?

Eh?

With Dad inside, someone's got to make
the decisions around here.

That's what he said.

He told you that? When?

When I went to see him.

He said... I'm the man.

So I've got to look after the rest of
you.

What did you think was in the statue
van?

Maybe drugs?

This family doesn't deal in drugs.

Yeah?

Well, maybe we should.

Look where Dad ended up, sticking to the
West family code bullshit.

Sergeant Judd.

You'd better have a search warrant. You
touched me once more.

I was standing up for my right not to be
perved at by sickos.

Work and income have agreed not to press
charges and they're going to waver the

damages bill.

They should be paying me after what they
did.

Who did what to who?

The government freaks down at that
office. They were dribbling on my

One did require medical attention after
being hit by a stapler. Yeah, well, he

was lucky because I was aiming for his
nuts.

I love your family, Cheryl.

They're a class act.

Okay, what did I miss?

Is he gone?

Van, get my stuff.

If anyone leaves this house while I'm
gone, I will make your lives a bloody

misery. And this is new how?

Not kidding.

And when I get back, we're going to your
brother's capping ceremony, so you

better be bloody well dressed when I do.

There's a turn up for the books.

Don't worry, Franklin's already working
on the appeal.

You okay?

You said you were pretty upset.

Yeah, I was.

But, you know, I've got some good news.

Van's going to be able to keep your
company in here. Not immediately, of

but when he goes down for the home
invasion.

What happened? He'll still have seven
more years after you get out, unless, of

course, he's dead because some prick
suggested he started dealing drugs.

I never said that. Really? Well, for
what did you say? Because that's sure as

fuck what he heard.

Jesus, you've never given that boy any
credit, have you?

Not like you pressured Jethro.

I love all our kids equally, Wolf, but I
love them where they are, not

imprisoned or dead.

Van will be fine.

I was just trying to do the right thing
by all of you.

Jesus, Wolf, it's a miracle I still love
you.

Cheryl, you go where the money is or you
get out.

Van knows that.

You're a good wife.

You do your bit with the money and
everything, that's fine. But this is our

of the business.

Me? And Ben, you're not strong enough.

You don't have the balls.

So you should probably just stay out of
it, love.

Hold the day.

I am Count Dodger.

Happy where we are.

I'm leaving tomorrow and everyone else.

Eric, Cheryl, listen very carefully.

Cheryl, look, I know it's been a hell of
a shot. You got it?

Well, with Wolf and everything.

Yeah. But have you gone a bit mental or
something?

Probably. Have you cleaned out the
accounts like I told you to?

Is this all there is?

Well, the tide's a bit out at the
moment, eh?

Fuck.

All right, it'll have to do.

Do what exactly?

These are all yours.

What?

You have what I seek?

No.

No, it's gone.

Destroyed.

Look, I figure there are two ways we can
deal with this.

One, you can send my boy to prison and
start a war between our families and we

will fight you every step of the way.
Don't you worry about that.

Or two, we can go down the other road.

Nice being in a room full of young
people.

Much better than sitting on your own all
the time.

Worth burning down your house for?

They're only possessions, love.

How's Dad?

You

guys know

I love you more than anything in the
world, right?

Yeah. Yeah?

Yeah.

Well, your dad said something to me
today which made a lot of sense.

You go where the money is or you get
out.

That's what he said.

It got me thinking.

We've been where the money is and look
at where it's got us.

Look at the state we're in.

So, starting today, we're getting out.

You mean we're moving?

Out of what we do, what we've done, what
this family's become.

I called Work and Income today.

And I explained to them that you'd be
only too happy to take whatever job they

offer you next.

And then I rang Miss Darling at school
and I assured her that from now on your

attendance record is going to be
spotless. What? Even if you're dying,

school.

And I paid the homes off.

And that's all it was, Van. A family
heirloom from China, so we're all

Cool. Yeah, and you start work for them
tomorrow.

Hey? Yeah, they need someone around the
house doing the driving, cleaning the

swimming pool.

Am I going to be a fucking bum boy for
the triad?

You start work for them tomorrow, which
is a bloody sight better than prison,

wouldn't you agree?

Your dad went into prison today for four
years.

He's going to miss out on the next four
years of your lives, and we're treating

it like it's an occupational hazard.

Well, not anymore.

It all stops right here, right now.

From now on, we play it straight.

What do you mean, straight?

I mean we are out of the crime business.
We are not bludging off welfare anymore

and we are getting a fucking education.
And I... I'm out of the shop.

No more dirty money.

I'm going to get myself a real job.

And today, today we're going to
celebrate the example that your brother

us, that just because we're West doesn't
mean we have to be criminals.

Right.

Good.

I'll do my hair, and then we'll go.

Get through West.

Boya.

Should be wanker.

How can you be a model when you eat like
a pig? I have a fast metabolism.

She's gonna, like, get over this, right?

Maybe she's in, like, shock of a dad.

Yeah.

No.

All those years at university, training
to defend my family, and then you go and

change the bloody rules on me.

You still might get your chance.

Do you want me to... No, no.

Van, stay. It's all right.

If you're here for Van, please not now.
I'm going to change this story.

Apparently the old lady's a bit
doolelly, and we should be looking for

-foot -tall tongan.

I'm sure you know that already.

Good day.

Let's up some downs.

I mean, what with Jethro graduating and
all.

The West won't be bothering you anymore.

Why are you moving?

No, in a legal sense, all that's behind
us now.

Come on, Cheryl, get out of here.

Can't be done.

I say it can.

I'm a great believer.

I don't believe in you.

But I don't have a company. No clamp for
pushing through.

I've got something down. Bad weather's
on the way.

I need you shelter now.

First you save yourself.

Then you save the world.

First you save yourself.

First you save yourself.

Dad!

I'm sorry.

She actually thinks this is going to
happen. Yeah.

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