All language subtitles for Nebula 75 s02e04 Fools Gold

I'm telling you for the last time, I
cannot help you.

Your ship would not survive the re
-entry forces.

Well, that'd be a pity for you as well
as me.

But I suspect ye may meet your maker
first.

Now move!

Now hold on.

I can't help you, but I might know
someone who can.

I suggest we rendezvous with the comet,
and then head down in the nebula 75.

75. I wonder where the commander has got
to.

Yes. I would have expected him to have
returned with the comet by now.

Ah, speak of the devil. Okay, circuit,
go ahead.

Ah, commander, it's good... Good to see
you. We were worried your solo

expedition might have taken you to the
limit.

Well, I think it's fair to say I'm on
edge.

What is the matter, Commander?

Oh, nothing, Doc.

No need to rock the boat.

Careful.

How did your remote survey go?

Were our initial populations correct?

I'm afraid not, Doc.

Why don't you come out to rendezvous
with me and we can discuss further?

I just don't understand.

There should be an abundance of ice
uranium ore there.

Take my word for it, Doc.

It was nothing but fool's gold.

I'll see you later.

Over and out.

Fool's gold?

Well, there you go.

They're on their way.

Now, will you please let me get down?

that I will eventually but I like you
where you are for the moment so you stay

there until your friends arrive and see
I mean business but I'll be careful one

move and you're dead

What do you think?

He did seem to be acting a little...
odd.

I guess we'll find out when we get
there.

But you know, I've got the feeling that
the answer lies somewhere with this map.

You know, I can't help feeling that the
answer lies somewhere with this here

map.

Why, sure it does.

But I promise you, the treasure is not
what you think it is.

Well, you would be saying that, wouldn't
you? I suppose you'll be telling me

next. That it's not valuable and that
you desperately need it.

Well... I was born at night, laddie. But
sadly for you, it wasn't that night.

That treasure is going to be all mine.

Once I've made sure you and your friends
don't get anywhere near it. You can do

what you like with me.

But please, leave my friends alone.

Ah, give over.

We'll be needing none of your rowing
fear.

Your friends will be just fine.

We'll get him aboard and just put him
out of the way for a bit.

Won't be long till they're here.

Easy for you to think.

You're not the one on the edge of a
plank.

Nebula 75 to the comet.

Come in, Commander Neptune.

Commander Neptune?

Are you receiving me?

Over.

Asteroid to circuit.

Take us in towards the comet, and bring
the vessel in by remote control.

We'd better return to the command room.
We've just found something really

strange.

A space galleon!

It's beautiful.

Shall we go in to investigate?

Yes.

But cautiously.

In case it has anything to do with Rey's
disappearance.

Ah! Here they come!

What are you going to do?

Why, open fire on them, of course.

But you said you wouldn't harm them.

Ah, your faith in humanity is touching.

I'll say that.

To take the word of a pirate, fear
brings a tear to the eye.

Man!

No signs of life.

She's just hanging there in space.

Okay. We'll go part way in, then board
with the comet.

The Nebula 75 is too big to dock safely.

We'll be very careful with what you try,
Commander.

The plank can be controlled from here.

Just a little bit closer, then the fun
can begin.

Emergency!

Evasive action!

How did they know?

How did you know?

It suddenly came to me. Commander
Neptune's warning.

False gold.

And then, an old galleon.

False gold?

Otherwise known as pyrite. That's a
pirate ship.

Oh, I do like it when an opponent plays
hard to get.

It always makes the game so much more
fun.

Don't you agree, Commander?

You can't get them to come in whilst
you're firing at them.

Just let me down and we can work
something out.

Let you down, you say?

Why, that might be the finest idea
you've ever had in your life, laddie.

We'd better not get too near.

They have no weapons of our own. Well,
you know what they say.

The best weapon is diplomacy.

This is Acting Commander Asteroid of the
Nebula 75.

Please go ahead.

Ah, good morning to you all. It be a
fine day.

Though here in space, most days seem the
same on the weather front, to be

totally honest.

Now anyway, I'm Captain Caswell.

and I'd like to be doing some business
with you.

That wasn't quite the diplomacy I had in
mind.

Failed?

Ah, well, the thing about failure, my
little can of tomato soup, is that those

who win can pick up the pieces and
rearrange them to spell success.

Now, give in, or watch your Commander
Polly Parrot here fall off his perch.

Into oblivion.

What do you want?

I be wanting your treasure.

Treasure? Oui, the treasure on that map
of your cabins.

The Iceranium mine?

But that's dangerous.

Oh, spare it. I've heard the lies
already.

I'm going down there.

Then in which case, you'll need this
ship.

Yours cannot safely enter the planet's
atmosphere.

Then head...

Suppose this time if he opens fire,
Genebula 75 and the lieutenant will be

Uh, yes.

Um, yes.

Ahoy there, you scurvy knaves.

Uh, what?

Uh, he means welcome.

Aye, that I do.

And that you be.

Artificial gravity within some kind of
oxygen cone?

Very impressive.

What's that? Me ship?

I must confess, I don't know much about
her.

Other than the previous crew were sad to
see her go.

You stole it.

Let's just say, alone.

With a very long repayment scheme.

So what you want?

Oh, I like a man who gets to the point.
Let's have a chat. Oh, that's a mother's

ruin. Ahem.

Ah, don't worry, don't worry.

We'll be quick.

Promise not to leave you.

Hanging around?

Find

your

step. I still be watching you.

Ice uranium is an extremely volatile
substance.

It must be handled with care.

If it be so dangerous, why do you want
it?

Well, if we need it for fuel.

Then it be valuable.

If you could find someone to sell it to
out here, then yes.

But we're thousands of miles from anyone
who might need it. Other than her.

You? Us isn't us.

Oh. Then we be in business.

He will extract it. I will then take it.

Then I'll offer it back to you, but at a
very fair price.

Now let's get going.

Party! Be such sweet sorrow.

But we'll be meeting again soon. In the
meantime, to help you and your crewmates

keep focused on the job in hand, the
plank will lower.

By one degree every 15 minutes.

Any attempt to escape will be detected.

Toy ring, I know. So be careful not
to... Drop off!

Mighty Finebridge.

Oh, I see.

Commander Neptune.

E .B. the Commander.

Asteroid is the Sawbones.

Lieutenant Solstice be the ship's
navigator. Lieutenant Mercury is the

And E .B. the coffee machine.

Coffee.

The old crew comforts me mighty
important on a long voyage.

But not now.

Now we have work to do.

Set course for the planet Ultranium.

Land ahoy!

It's nice to be outside in the fresh air
again.

Well, I wouldn't be getting used to it,
to be totally honest.

You say the icy, rainy stuff is
underground, right?

According to the survey carried out by
Commander Neptune, the ice uranium

be in those caves over there.

And according to the survey carried out
by me, that's where you and your tin man

will be spending the rest of your life.

of the day oh but we need some equipment
none of your funny business with that

technology stuff you can use a stack and
move or you'll be getting this

Come on, Doc.

No, really.

Come on, Doc.

How on Earth are we going to extract the
Iced Uranium?

In cool temperatures like this, we could
be okay.

But virus remorse is transporting it
back to the Nebula 75.

The warmer temperature outside the cave
could cause it to detonate. So how were

you planning to do it originally?

I intended to use the correct extraction
equipment.

And now?

Well, we'll start collecting and then
see what happens.

Oh, what shall we do with a drunken
sailor? What shall we do with a drunken

sailor? What shall we do with a drunken
sailor?

Oh,

I wish he'd shut up.

Getting some of the exercise I offered
to advocate for my patients.

It sounds like I might get my wish.

He's tired out his throat.

Perhaps the captain.

Captain doesn't get his own drinks.

But I will watch ye very carefully to
see that there be no

funny business.

I've got me good eye on you.

Well, I prefer to roam myself.

Remember, it better not take too long.

If you want to see your commander again,
that is.

enough. Oh.

Well, I think... Cut it over.

I be a man.

I don't need water to keep me going
through artwork.

This sure is tiring work.

I hope Shaggy is okay.

He should be some time now.

Did it work?

Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go!

No, not so fast.

Unfortunately, the sedative effects of
the ice uranium contaminated water last

only a few minutes.

He'd be after us before we got back to
the Nebula 75.

Once we desperately need the raw ice
uranium ourselves.

Fish, we cannot get back without the
refrigerated containers to keep it

So, what do we do?

What?

crossing. Where be thee?

There's no use. No use running.

Captain Caswell!

Captain Caswell will find ye.

Oh, me head.

Now that he has been dragged, we'll be
fine to get away with that

treasure.

He's been drugged. We'll be fine to get
away with the treasure.

The treasure I left at the entrance.

You mean the really valuable ones?

You better go and get some immediately.

No! The treasure is mine!

Mine, I tell thee!

You can't take it from me!

He must really believe he's drunk.

All in his own devious mind. But the
fact that the ice uranium tainted water

made him feel a bit groggy is enough to
convince him.

And what now?

Three, two, one.

I did tell him that it was highly
explosive.

Right, Lieutenant Solstice, it might be
a good idea to disarm him.

You look after our friend here, and I'll
set about getting the cargo loaded.

Commander Neptune will be pleased.

Commander Neptune!

Well, I guess that's that.

Not quite how I imagined I'd go.

The next one will be it, I guess.

Hey, is that the Nebula 75?

You're gonna be just too late, Doc.

I think that's what they call the nick
of time, Doc.

Quite. You were very nearly, see, a fall
guy.

Hmm.

So, the water had something in it.

sedative effect.

Just enough for a little disorientation.

Ingenious, Doc.

And we now have the isuranium.

Yes, sir.

Enough to keep us going for a few
million miles yet.

Well, it sounds like you were all so
busy that you didn't have time to think

about me up here on that plank.

You did remember I was in trouble,
right?

Yes, naturally. Yes, we were, Tim.

Huh.

And where's our captain, friend?

He tied to the ship's mast.

What are we going to do with him? Well,
it seems he'd like us to join his crew.

I think he's still a little bit
delirious.

I tell you, you've a grand crew.

We could do business. You know, form a
team.

Now, away off this other map.

We'll go find the treasure. And I mean
we'll be rich.

rich beyond your wildest dreams rich
beyond the dreams of avarice we do live

like kings

i'm

in love with a robot man

a very special robot man

I treat him on each night and day.

It's such a thrill to hear him say.

This guy's got

everything. He never gets tired or
upset.

He'll never go cold.

He'll never grow old.

And if I take this guy to church, he'll
never leave me in

the lurch. The perfect lover I adore to
say to me.