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Thank you.

Thank you.

Perv, you wake?

One way to find out. Hidden finger jutsu.

Thousand years of death.

Man, he's totally out of it. Some trainer, he's pathetic.

Okay, frogman, what was that all about?

Mayuboku, the wise and immortal spirit.

That's right. It is I, the Toad Mountain Sage.

Long time no see.

Jiraiya returns.

What? Toad Sage?

Exactly.

Well, listen, you pervy sage. What are you going to do about this? This guy is

supposed to be training me.

Huh? What?

You wrote that?

Yes, I see you know it.

I'm famous and it's not even on paperbacks yet.

You call that pervy trash a novel?

Research, yeah.

Just an excuse for you to peek at girls in the bathhouse.

Look at what you've done. You ruined my peeking. I mean my research.

Dirty old man.

A little.

There's nothing dirty about it. I happen to be a serious artist who's inspired

by youth and beauty. That's all. And... Yeah, whatever.

Like anyone believes that.

Who cares anyway? What about my training?

Your training?

You mean the walking on water technique you were having so much trouble with?

You can do it?

Okay, then it's up to you to teach it to me. You at least owe me that.

Stop bothering me, kid. I'm busy.

Hey, wait! Come back here, you pervy sage!

Where's your sense of responsibility?

You've got to train me!

Not on your life!

I can't work with someone who has no res...

The purchase of reading of that book is prohibited for anyone under the age of

18.

Oh, yeah, but the reviews I read were great. Do you really think that's going

work on me? What do you take me for, an idiot?

I'm a goddamn sage.

Save your breath, kids. You can't butter me up.

such a beautiful pair of soft and lovely hands.

You really do have beautiful hands. How do you keep them so soft?

Filthy beast!

Oh!

So much for soft hands.

Sheesh.

What was I thinking? This guy's really pathetic.

He's even pervier than my last trainer.

But it's not like I have much choice.

Hmm. Looks like the women in this town are no friendlier than before.

Still, I like them feisty.

Oh, you've been here before, huh?

Huh?

You again.

I'm surprised they don't make you wear a leash.

You old pervert.

You know, I really wish you wouldn't use the word pervert.

There you go, kid. You can train in there for a while.

What

I'd

give for just a few minutes with a young pretty girl.

You can't get rid of me that easy!

Well, what do you know?

A substitution jutsu. Not bad, old man.

That was close.

Little squirt.

He'll have to be a lot smarter than that to outfox the Toad Mountain Sage.

Oh, yeah? How am I doing now?

Okay, I'll admit you're not totally without talent.

So does that mean you'll help me with my training?

Not so fast, Squirt. It's a question of quid pro quo.

I'll give you what you want, but in return you have to try and get me what I

want. So what do you want?

Hey, you must know by now.

I like them ripe and luscious with curves like that. See? And big, but not

big. Know what I mean? If you bring me something like that, I will train you

till the cows come home. You will? No lie?

The Toad Mountain Sage never lies.

You got it. Wait here.

Hmm?

Too bad, kid.

It's not like we had a contract.

Really? Oh, ladies, can you show me the way to town?

Then I said, not with my rice bowl, you

don't.

That's a pretty funny story.

It's funny, yes, but it's not just a story. Every word of it is true.

Really? What happened next?

Hey, Burby!

What? Did he call you pervy?

Worthless little runt.

I told you not to call me that. Look, I got you one just the way you like them.

A ripe and luscious one with curd.

That's not what I meant, you moron!

Yeah!

Talk about ripe and juicy.

Dig in. We might as well not let it all go to waste.

That's... Oh, true.

The ladies. What happened to the ladies?

Man, that was the best.

Struck out again.

No doubt about it. It has to be.

Now I must be off. I've wasted too much time already.

Hey, what are you talking about? Where are you going? What about my training?

had a deal.

I don't give a flying fish for your training. I have my research to conduct.

Hmm. Research my butt?

It's not like I don't have better things to do than hang around with a pervy old

coot like you.

I've got to train till I'm stronger than anyone, because I'm going to pass the

tuning exams.

And then someday, I'm going to be Hokage.

Huh, that's a good one. Tell me, did you fall on your head when you were a baby?

Is that what makes you this way? Now I know you're wasting my time.

That's enough.

I need to get on with my research.

And for that, I need a lovely lady. No fruits, no vegetables, but a lady.

A lady?

Oh, if that's what you wanted, why didn't you just say so?

No problem.

If you keep staring like that...

I'm gonna blush.

You're so, so lovely.

We got a winner!

A perfect dad!

Pathetic. She's just my type. I really, really like her. How did you do it?

Where on earth did she come from?

Oh, no biggie. I call it my sexy jitsu.

Yeah!

You're a genius, kid. This is one amazing technique. Yeah, it seems to

effect on a lot of older guys.

So, you'll help me with my training now, right?

You bet.

But only on one condition.

Huh?

One condition?

What is it?

I'll do it if you promise.

You like that the whole time?

I was right! You are pathetic!

You're nothing but a lousy little pervert!

I am not a little pervert! Oh, yeah? Then tell me, what are you?

Okay, we'll just pretend none of that happened. Now, let's begin your

And you really mean it this time?

A sage always means what he says.

Now, go ahead and show me that technique you were working on before.

Okay.

Here goes.

Not again!

You really do need help, don't you?

I should know by now to take my clothes off first.

Hey, go on and build your chakra one more time. Can't I dry off a little

Now. Do it.

Hmm.

Wow. Amazing.

You know, you have quite a tight, sexy little body.

Do you mind, old man? I'm trying to concentrate here.

Oh, sorry about that. Please go right ahead.

Jerk.

So this is the formula used to imprison the nine -tailed fox.

A double tetragram seal with an eight -signed seal.

Huh. That way, if any of the demon's chakra escapes the tetragram seal, it

be safely channeled into and suppressed by the boy's own chakra.

The fourth Hokage.

He did this for the boy's protection.

But since then, a five -pronged seal has been added.

An odd -numbered feel on top of an even -numbered?

Hmm, that explains it. That's why the boy's chakra and the demon's are merging

in an unstable way.

It's no wonder he can't control his chakra very well.

Cut it out! What are you doing? That tickles!

Oh, sorry about that.

This is the work of someone else. The formula is crude.

If I had to guess, I'd say it was Orochimaru.

Okay,

raise your arms up high over your head.

Huh? It's a trust exercise.

Come on, raise them high!

Well, this is a weird way to get started.

Five -pronged seal, release!

Just pushing a pressure point to loosen you up.

Now, go on. Try walking on the water again.

Whoa, that's weird.

Look at that! I'm doing it! Just don't ask me how!

Yahoo!

Look at me. No problem. Piece of cake.

I think it's about time to teach him how to control the fox's chakra.

Okay, out of the pool.

Come on in. I'm going to teach you a killer technique.

You are? Really? You mean like something really powerful and destructive?

Now then, there's something you need to understand, kid, before we go any

further.

I don't think you're even aware of it, but you possess two chakras within you.

Huh? Two chakras? Haven't you ever felt the presence of a different chakra?

Well, I'm not sure.

Hmm.

Oh, wait!

I do kind of remember. There was this one time, it was...

Like, all of a sudden I had this weird upsurge of power, and I didn't know

it came from. I don't remember when it was exactly.

I almost thought it was a dream.

So I see.

But I do remember feeling that this was something different than my usual

chakra.

My normal chakra?

Well, if it was a color, it'd be blue.

But this was red.

I see.

Okay, that's enough training for today.

What, already?

What about that killer technique?

Come on, I'm just getting started. Let's go. In training as in cooking, a

watched pot never boils.

Now, let's go back to town and have a real bath, not one where you just fall

okay?

This is better than falling in.

Nothing beats relaxing after a long day of training.

Hey, hey, pervy sage.

So tell me about this killer technique.

Tomorrow is soon enough.

Ah, cheapskate.

We'd better get out soon or we're going to be stuck with a giant boiled toad.

Sorry, Ebisu.

It wasn't my plan to steal your student from you.

Oh.

That's of little importance.

Lord Hokage has had his ninja searching for you everywhere.

We were just beginning to think that you would never be found.

Then you turn up here, of all places, right in front of me.

He will be pleased.

Have you told the Hokage you found me yet?

No. Not yet.

Very good.

It's better that way.

You're after Orochimaru, aren't you?

No, unfortunately, I can't say that I am. Sorry.

Huh? The only thing that brought me here was the chance of doing some research

for a book.

I have no desire to get involved in any of that other business.

What do you mean? You can't be serious!

You know better than anyone!

There's only one way to deal with Orochimaru.

He's one of the Sanin, the legendary Three Ninja, and he can only be stopped

the power of another Sanin.

Your power, Master Jiraiya.

Oh,

yeah.

oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah

It's complicated, and it sure isn't like any training I'm used to. But if it

helps me get to be Hokage, who cares?

Whatever works, that's what I say.

Next time, the summoning jutsu, Wisdom of the Toad Sage.

I'll learn how to croak like a toad if it'll help.

We got 10.