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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:11,000 Hey, horses are now on the track for our sixth race this afternoon. 2 00:00:11,420 --> 00:00:14,460 A field of ten, the race six and one half are long. 3 00:00:14,780 --> 00:00:16,620 Where is exact for our waiting ring? 4 00:00:16,860 --> 00:00:19,700 They'll be at the post promptly in five minutes. 5 00:00:19,980 --> 00:00:22,660 That's five minutes post time for the sixth race. 6 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:28,360 Come on. 7 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:29,600 Come on. 8 00:00:29,860 --> 00:00:31,480 Yeah, we'll have everything on four. 9 00:00:32,060 --> 00:00:33,060 Yep. 10 00:00:34,570 --> 00:00:36,270 Are you sure about this nine horse? 11 00:00:36,530 --> 00:00:39,050 There are no guarantees. Come on, what's ten blocks? 12 00:00:39,370 --> 00:00:41,290 I'll have a lot more than you pay me per hour. 13 00:00:41,570 --> 00:00:44,650 They like this track, but I've never run this distance before. 14 00:00:45,030 --> 00:00:47,230 Number three looks nice and relaxed, ready to run. 15 00:00:47,810 --> 00:00:50,330 Now the horses are approaching the starting gate. 16 00:00:50,590 --> 00:00:54,550 There is one minute of post time, only one minute. 17 00:00:55,710 --> 00:00:58,910 There are often no lots on this nine horse. Maybe everybody knows something 18 00:00:58,910 --> 00:00:59,910 don't. 19 00:00:59,930 --> 00:01:01,790 We hate to throw money away. 20 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:10,220 Next. I'm going to bet $10 on the nine horse. 21 00:01:10,500 --> 00:01:12,160 We're going to get you. Here, 22 00:01:13,140 --> 00:01:14,720 nine on the nose. 23 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:16,780 Eight, nose. 24 00:01:18,180 --> 00:01:19,480 Three, nose. 25 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:21,800 Sorry, ten. 26 00:01:22,960 --> 00:01:25,180 Nine, the horse, to win. 27 00:01:33,390 --> 00:01:35,150 Now they're at the post. 28 00:01:38,070 --> 00:01:43,410 Now they're 29 00:01:43,410 --> 00:01:48,930 at the post. 30 00:02:51,670 --> 00:02:55,850 19 -6 to second. And it's a little bit of heaven. Mercy, Mr. Mercy. 31 00:02:56,130 --> 00:02:58,830 And try to have the lady. Sweet, sweet. 32 00:02:59,230 --> 00:03:02,830 Now back to the pound sugar. And the seed is Thriller. 33 00:03:03,210 --> 00:03:05,370 As they go round to come out third. 34 00:03:06,230 --> 00:03:09,810 Cozy Bozy has played by a length. 19 -6 to second. 35 00:03:10,090 --> 00:03:12,010 And a little bit of heaven on the outside. 36 00:03:12,590 --> 00:03:14,610 Mercy, Mr. Mercy, on the inside. 37 00:03:14,910 --> 00:03:15,910 That's 10 -1. 38 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:42,520 as they turn for home. 39 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:45,600 Rosie, Rosie has a little bit of heaven. Here comes... 40 00:04:27,460 --> 00:04:30,620 We won, we won, we won. I won $175. 41 00:04:31,020 --> 00:04:31,939 What are you going to buy, Mom? 42 00:04:31,940 --> 00:04:33,060 I'm going to pay my taxes. 43 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:35,700 Bummer. Mom, it's that time of year. 44 00:04:38,420 --> 00:04:39,420 Oh, I'm sorry. 45 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:12,480 Don't let Ray order pineapple. 46 00:05:12,700 --> 00:05:13,880 The mind of me breaks out. 47 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:15,200 Knows it's food. 48 00:05:15,830 --> 00:05:16,870 for this 11th breast. 49 00:06:30,740 --> 00:06:31,740 Lance Investigation. 50 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:34,260 Sally, would you forget something? 51 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:40,080 Yeah, just a funny little feeling. I saw a guy follow you into the building. 52 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:45,200 I think he was watching you at the track, too. Drop the door. Did you 53 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:46,200 him? 54 00:06:47,380 --> 00:06:49,380 I don't know. You're carrying a lot of cash. 55 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:17,780 We're going up. You ain't lying. 56 00:07:44,650 --> 00:07:46,190 You slip and make boo -boo. 57 00:07:48,750 --> 00:07:51,690 Bernie. Look for his gun. It dropped down there somewhere. 58 00:07:55,310 --> 00:07:56,310 What's he packing? 59 00:07:57,150 --> 00:07:58,570 Menthols and Italian loafers. 60 00:07:59,510 --> 00:08:00,510 What happened? 61 00:08:00,810 --> 00:08:02,850 That joker tried to swing around on me. 62 00:08:03,190 --> 00:08:04,490 He cracked his skull. 63 00:08:04,870 --> 00:08:06,590 Probably saw you flash your winnings at the track. 64 00:08:06,830 --> 00:08:07,830 Who is he? 65 00:08:10,070 --> 00:08:11,450 What? What? You look ill. 66 00:08:12,290 --> 00:08:13,890 He's an income tax investigator. 67 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:15,440 He's a fan. 68 00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:18,220 What's he watching you for? 69 00:08:18,500 --> 00:08:19,500 I don't know. 70 00:08:20,060 --> 00:08:22,080 I don't know what he's doing. 71 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:30,760 He's investigating. 72 00:08:31,540 --> 00:08:33,120 He followed me at the crack. 73 00:08:33,900 --> 00:08:35,039 He saw me collect. 74 00:08:36,059 --> 00:08:42,760 What? And Johnny and Nadine and Lou follow up on the Pacific Cafe 75 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:43,860 connection to Fox. 76 00:08:44,250 --> 00:08:47,270 That means he hasn't gotten to the rest of us yet. It's just a matter of time. 77 00:08:55,370 --> 00:08:56,009 Don't panic. 78 00:08:56,010 --> 00:08:57,770 Don't panic. You found him here. 79 00:08:58,230 --> 00:09:01,010 You saw some guys who were running down the stairs. Okay. Where are you going? 80 00:09:01,350 --> 00:09:05,090 You can't assault a tax investigator. They give you life without parole. Good 81 00:09:05,090 --> 00:09:06,090 luck. 82 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:16,920 Yeah. 83 00:09:17,100 --> 00:09:18,100 Ow! 84 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:19,780 What happened? 85 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:23,900 I... Somebody mugged me. 86 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:27,820 Come on, let me help you. 87 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:30,920 Is this your hat? 88 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:36,300 Yeah. Okay, come on in here. I'll call an ambulance or the police or something. 89 00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:37,500 No, no, I'll be okay. 90 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:52,459 What's this? 91 00:09:52,460 --> 00:09:53,460 What happened? 92 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:55,440 Somebody mugged him in the hall. 93 00:09:55,880 --> 00:09:58,520 Goodness gracious. Did you get a look? No. 94 00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:02,200 Did they get anything? 95 00:10:02,500 --> 00:10:03,500 Nothing. 96 00:10:03,620 --> 00:10:04,620 I'm okay. 97 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:08,780 Where were you going? Were you waiting for someone? 98 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:13,280 I was looking for someone who used to have an office here. 99 00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:15,740 A lawyer. 100 00:10:16,180 --> 00:10:17,340 Shall I call the police? 101 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:18,600 No. 102 00:10:18,900 --> 00:10:19,900 Thanks. 103 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:25,220 I am all right. Well, you really should make a police report. I mean, you 104 00:10:25,220 --> 00:10:26,540 can't... I'll stop in on my way home. 105 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:28,440 Thanks for your help. 106 00:10:29,420 --> 00:10:35,660 Not everybody that would stop and help... Lying snake. Who knows how long 107 00:10:35,660 --> 00:10:36,660 been following me. 108 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,980 What if he knows that I've been working under the table? 109 00:10:41,780 --> 00:10:45,860 I could just admit that I work for you. Forget it. 110 00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:50,200 No, Bernie, it's about time I got some recognition for what I do around here. I 111 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:52,880 could admit that I work for you and change my tax return. 112 00:10:53,140 --> 00:10:56,600 And hang me out to dry? I can't declare you without paying employers' 113 00:10:56,860 --> 00:10:59,700 deductions. When it comes to me and you, you don't exist. 114 00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:02,840 Great! 115 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:06,600 That gives you a permanent excuse never to take me on as a partner. 116 00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:07,980 Thank you, Mr. 117 00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:09,240 Fox. 118 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,720 I'm not getting mixed up in your mess, Bernie. 119 00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:14,960 I am an honest... 120 00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:17,520 Taxpayer. What about your tips? 121 00:11:20,620 --> 00:11:22,800 My tips? 122 00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:25,360 Yeah. You declare all your tips? 123 00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:30,080 I think you gambled some of your tip money today. That's called double 124 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:33,180 I barely scrape by as it is. 125 00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:35,920 Guilty. I think we better let everybody know. 126 00:11:36,140 --> 00:11:37,340 Everybody who know what? 127 00:11:37,620 --> 00:11:43,580 Johnny, Nadine, my bookie. These guys cast a wide noose. We've been marked. 128 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:50,640 Death and taxes. 129 00:11:54,820 --> 00:12:01,700 How the hell did you get involved with a 130 00:12:01,700 --> 00:12:02,700 taxman? 131 00:12:03,300 --> 00:12:05,960 And what has this got to do with us? 132 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:12,440 Well, today at the track, when I got lucky. Dad, you killed me. 133 00:12:12,660 --> 00:12:14,320 One in cheese on a long shot. 134 00:12:14,540 --> 00:12:20,010 Thanks for the tip, man. You couldn't have phoned. Anyway, when I collected, I 135 00:12:20,010 --> 00:12:23,870 was being watched by a tax investigator. 136 00:12:25,190 --> 00:12:26,270 That's not good. 137 00:12:27,590 --> 00:12:31,310 Were you the only one he was watching, Bernie, or...? He could have seen 138 00:12:31,310 --> 00:12:33,670 everybody and know everybody's name. 139 00:12:37,170 --> 00:12:43,590 Point is, I had an opportunity to look at his notebook and thought 140 00:12:43,590 --> 00:12:46,830 you all should be warned. 141 00:12:57,079 --> 00:13:01,160 Once they got your number, they never quit. 142 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:03,240 It's all over. 143 00:13:35,270 --> 00:13:36,270 Bernie's here. 144 00:13:40,790 --> 00:13:45,350 What do you know, Bernie? Big up on his skeletons. 145 00:13:45,930 --> 00:13:47,310 A good friend of Taxman. 146 00:13:47,530 --> 00:13:50,490 He got in a little over his head during the last real estate boom. 147 00:13:50,710 --> 00:13:52,050 He got a kick who greeted him. 148 00:13:52,270 --> 00:13:53,690 That's a good sign. He's human. 149 00:13:53,950 --> 00:13:55,630 Where do you dig that up? Credit check. 150 00:13:55,930 --> 00:14:00,510 He's got one big balloon payment due on his condo next week. He eats 20 grand 151 00:14:00,510 --> 00:14:02,090 fast. His bank account's empty. 152 00:14:02,830 --> 00:14:03,830 Now you. 153 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:06,940 If you declare all your tips plus what you make with me moonlighting, your 154 00:14:06,940 --> 00:14:07,940 income triples. 155 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:09,740 Likewise, your taxes. You? 156 00:14:10,700 --> 00:14:11,619 You're over. 157 00:14:11,620 --> 00:14:12,640 Order a headstone. 158 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:16,340 And you guys, the only reason you're still in business is you're working off 159 00:14:16,340 --> 00:14:17,340 cash from the tip. 160 00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:20,860 I can't pay tax on my real income. 161 00:14:21,180 --> 00:14:22,840 I'd be better off not working. 162 00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:26,280 I think we can hook this guy before he reports us off. 163 00:14:26,540 --> 00:14:27,540 You got a plan? 164 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:30,360 Who's the baby? 165 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,840 Then why me? I got too much to lose. 166 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:39,440 You're the guy he's after. I mean, don't go dragging us down with your leaky 167 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:42,860 boat. Yeah, Byrne, this sounds like something you can handle yourself, man. 168 00:14:42,940 --> 00:14:44,720 all our names are on the list. She read it. 169 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:46,440 No lie. 170 00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:51,660 These guys can destroy in a second what it takes a lifetime to build up. If I go 171 00:14:51,660 --> 00:14:53,480 under, you go under. 172 00:15:05,130 --> 00:15:06,130 Good luck. 173 00:15:06,310 --> 00:15:08,690 Honey? Hey, slow down, Doctor. 174 00:15:08,970 --> 00:15:10,790 Let's at least give a plan. 175 00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:15,890 I'm staking my winnings on this. 176 00:15:16,650 --> 00:15:17,650 Twenty grand. 177 00:15:19,070 --> 00:15:21,230 Expect some support from my friend. 178 00:15:34,330 --> 00:15:37,790 Now as they pass the stand for the third time, Patty Baby leads it by a length. 179 00:15:38,010 --> 00:15:40,890 On the inside, Road West is second. 180 00:15:44,150 --> 00:15:47,910 Patty's Baby has the lead by a length. On the inside, Road West is second. 181 00:15:48,210 --> 00:15:51,950 Monica Blue on the inside is third. That's Sweet Darling at Highway South. 182 00:15:52,670 --> 00:15:55,630 Now as they race down the back straight, Patty Baby leads it down by a length. 183 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:19,480 Who came in first? 184 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:20,800 Two. Second. 185 00:16:21,060 --> 00:16:22,100 Four. Third. 186 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,220 Three. Yes! 187 00:16:24,540 --> 00:16:26,880 Yes, I won the dry actor's funny grant! 188 00:16:33,980 --> 00:16:40,980 Oh, I've been dropped for partying! Oh, Freddie, I can't! I've got to 189 00:16:40,980 --> 00:16:43,360 go home and do my taxes. now that I'm reporting on my tips. 190 00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:47,280 Listen, I know a little club where we can bet on any track in the world. I'm 191 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:48,280 the street. Okay. 192 00:17:19,450 --> 00:17:20,450 Hey, boss. 193 00:17:21,150 --> 00:17:22,329 Hands up. Over there. 194 00:17:22,890 --> 00:17:24,770 Come on. Move it. You too. Come on. Move it. 195 00:17:28,730 --> 00:17:29,830 I'm not a rich man. 196 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:31,050 Shut up. 197 00:17:36,530 --> 00:17:37,750 Oh, baby. 198 00:17:38,270 --> 00:17:39,610 What thing did you knock over? 199 00:17:39,890 --> 00:17:41,550 You got lucky at the track. Shut up. 200 00:17:42,050 --> 00:17:43,350 Now get moving. That way. 201 00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:45,130 Now. Run. 202 00:17:45,610 --> 00:17:46,930 Don't stop until you hit Broadway. 203 00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:56,500 What are you doing there? 204 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,680 Take a little stroll. I've got asthma. 205 00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:02,780 What you got in the bag? 206 00:18:28,940 --> 00:18:34,900 Hey! The specimen changed, but... Uh... Yeah, uh, sure, sure. 207 00:18:35,580 --> 00:18:38,560 You... What the hell was that? 208 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,580 You might have found it! 209 00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:44,780 This wasn't part of the scenario, as I recall. 210 00:18:45,460 --> 00:18:46,460 Hey! 211 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:48,200 Hey! 212 00:18:50,340 --> 00:18:51,480 Hey! Hey! 213 00:18:52,020 --> 00:18:53,020 Hey! Hey! Hey! 214 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:54,160 Hey! 215 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:20,920 Is that the man? 216 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:24,240 Is that the man that what, officer? Hold on a second, sir. 217 00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:26,820 I'll ask the questions here. 218 00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:28,680 Oh, my. 219 00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:30,900 My, my, my. 220 00:19:31,140 --> 00:19:32,160 Let's see some ID. 221 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:35,160 Is that the man that stole your money? 222 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:36,740 He looks familiar. 223 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:43,120 Tax investigator. 224 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:48,540 And what would you be doing with a bag of money? A little late night 225 00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:51,780 I didn't steal any money. I recognize the money. 226 00:19:51,980 --> 00:19:52,980 That's the money. 227 00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:55,040 But is this the man who held you up? 228 00:19:55,420 --> 00:19:57,580 Because if he is, I'll let him in right now. 229 00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:02,200 I've never seen these people before in my life. 230 00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:08,200 Well, it was dark. 231 00:20:11,860 --> 00:20:13,060 I couldn't be sure. 232 00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:17,880 Never seen them before in my life. I just... 233 00:20:18,380 --> 00:20:19,380 Found the money. 234 00:20:19,420 --> 00:20:20,420 Yeah, sure. 235 00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:23,380 Well, I'll just hang on to it. 236 00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:27,140 You folks better follow me down to the station and fill out a report. 237 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:32,120 If you can prove this money is legally yours, you can have it. 238 00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:33,960 Thanks, officer. 239 00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:40,880 You've been following us since the racetrack. 240 00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:47,840 I've never seen you people before. 241 00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:52,460 And I don't plan to. 242 00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:55,420 Understand? 243 00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,820 How'd it go? A couple of glitches, but all right. 244 00:21:21,220 --> 00:21:24,280 You okay, baby? A couple of wrinkles, but I took care of it. 245 00:21:30,820 --> 00:21:32,600 Sit right down. I'll get you a pocket. 246 00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:41,000 Hey, it's all there, mother. 247 00:21:44,060 --> 00:21:45,340 Something to calm your nerves. 248 00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:48,520 Could I get some of that? No. 249 00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:50,919 Who's he? 250 00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:51,920 One of the wrinkles. 251 00:21:52,340 --> 00:21:53,820 Do you think he bought it? 252 00:21:54,540 --> 00:21:55,720 He looked like death. 253 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:59,540 He went past me, was still running. If he'd have had four legs, I would have 254 00:21:59,540 --> 00:22:00,540 on him. 255 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:04,640 Hey, Bert. 256 00:22:05,380 --> 00:22:10,280 I got a receipt here for the uniform from the costume company. 257 00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:12,080 Thank you. 258 00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:13,840 Yes. 259 00:22:15,980 --> 00:22:19,920 A couple of bets to cover here, Bernie. A couple of bad picks last week. 260 00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:24,460 I guess all this is on your temper. 261 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:26,680 I get my regular case rate, right? 262 00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:28,300 I broke my nail. 263 00:22:29,100 --> 00:22:30,900 I took an awful beating up there. 18145