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Hey, horses are now on the track for our sixth race this afternoon.

A field of ten, the race six and one half are long.

Where is exact for our waiting ring?

They'll be at the post promptly in five minutes.

That's five minutes post time for the sixth race.

Come on.

Come on.

Yeah, we'll have everything on four.

Yep.

Are you sure about this nine horse?

There are no guarantees. Come on, what's ten blocks?

I'll have a lot more than you pay me per hour.

They like this track, but I've never run this distance before.

Number three looks nice and relaxed, ready to run.

Now the horses are approaching the starting gate.

There is one minute of post time, only one minute.

There are often no lots on this nine horse. Maybe everybody knows something

don't.

We hate to throw money away.

Next. I'm going to bet $10 on the nine horse.

We're going to get you. Here,

nine on the nose.

Eight, nose.

Three, nose.

Sorry, ten.

Nine, the horse, to win.

Now they're at the post.

Now they're

at the post.

19 -6 to second. And it's a little bit of heaven. Mercy, Mr. Mercy.

And try to have the lady. Sweet, sweet.

Now back to the pound sugar. And the seed is Thriller.

As they go round to come out third.

Cozy Bozy has played by a length. 19 -6 to second.

And a little bit of heaven on the outside.

Mercy, Mr. Mercy, on the inside.

That's 10 -1.

as they turn for home.

Rosie, Rosie has a little bit of heaven. Here comes...

We won, we won, we won. I won $175.

What are you going to buy, Mom?

I'm going to pay my taxes.

Bummer. Mom, it's that time of year.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Don't let Ray order pineapple.

The mind of me breaks out.

Knows it's food.

for this 11th breast.

Lance Investigation.

Sally, would you forget something?

Yeah, just a funny little feeling. I saw a guy follow you into the building.

I think he was watching you at the track, too. Drop the door. Did you

him?

I don't know. You're carrying a lot of cash.

We're going up. You ain't lying.

You slip and make boo -boo.

Bernie. Look for his gun. It dropped down there somewhere.

What's he packing?

Menthols and Italian loafers.

What happened?

That joker tried to swing around on me.

He cracked his skull.

Probably saw you flash your winnings at the track.

Who is he?

What? What? You look ill.

He's an income tax investigator.

He's a fan.

What's he watching you for?

I don't know.

I don't know what he's doing.

He's investigating.

He followed me at the crack.

He saw me collect.

What? And Johnny and Nadine and Lou follow up on the Pacific Cafe

connection to Fox.

That means he hasn't gotten to the rest of us yet. It's just a matter of time.

Don't panic.

Don't panic. You found him here.

You saw some guys who were running down the stairs. Okay. Where are you going?

You can't assault a tax investigator. They give you life without parole. Good

luck.

Yeah.

Ow!

What happened?

I... Somebody mugged me.

Come on, let me help you.

Is this your hat?

Yeah. Okay, come on in here. I'll call an ambulance or the police or something.

No, no, I'll be okay.

What's this?

What happened?

Somebody mugged him in the hall.

Goodness gracious. Did you get a look? No.

Did they get anything?

Nothing.

I'm okay.

Where were you going? Were you waiting for someone?

I was looking for someone who used to have an office here.

A lawyer.

Shall I call the police?

No.

Thanks.

I am all right. Well, you really should make a police report. I mean, you

can't... I'll stop in on my way home.

Thanks for your help.

Not everybody that would stop and help... Lying snake. Who knows how long

been following me.

What if he knows that I've been working under the table?

I could just admit that I work for you. Forget it.

No, Bernie, it's about time I got some recognition for what I do around here. I

could admit that I work for you and change my tax return.

And hang me out to dry? I can't declare you without paying employers'

deductions. When it comes to me and you, you don't exist.

Great!

That gives you a permanent excuse never to take me on as a partner.

Thank you, Mr.

Fox.

I'm not getting mixed up in your mess, Bernie.

I am an honest...

Taxpayer. What about your tips?

My tips?

Yeah. You declare all your tips?

I think you gambled some of your tip money today. That's called double

I barely scrape by as it is.

Guilty. I think we better let everybody know.

Everybody who know what?

Johnny, Nadine, my bookie. These guys cast a wide noose. We've been marked.

Death and taxes.

How the hell did you get involved with a

taxman?

And what has this got to do with us?

Well, today at the track, when I got lucky. Dad, you killed me.

One in cheese on a long shot.

Thanks for the tip, man. You couldn't have phoned. Anyway, when I collected, I

was being watched by a tax investigator.

That's not good.

Were you the only one he was watching, Bernie, or...? He could have seen

everybody and know everybody's name.

Point is, I had an opportunity to look at his notebook and thought

you all should be warned.

Once they got your number, they never quit.

It's all over.

Bernie's here.

What do you know, Bernie? Big up on his skeletons.

A good friend of Taxman.

He got in a little over his head during the last real estate boom.

He got a kick who greeted him.

That's a good sign. He's human.

Where do you dig that up? Credit check.

He's got one big balloon payment due on his condo next week. He eats 20 grand

fast. His bank account's empty.

Now you.

If you declare all your tips plus what you make with me moonlighting, your

income triples.

Likewise, your taxes. You?

You're over.

Order a headstone.

And you guys, the only reason you're still in business is you're working off

cash from the tip.

I can't pay tax on my real income.

I'd be better off not working.

I think we can hook this guy before he reports us off.

You got a plan?

Who's the baby?

Then why me? I got too much to lose.

You're the guy he's after. I mean, don't go dragging us down with your leaky

boat. Yeah, Byrne, this sounds like something you can handle yourself, man.

all our names are on the list. She read it.

No lie.

These guys can destroy in a second what it takes a lifetime to build up. If I go

under, you go under.

Good luck.

Honey? Hey, slow down, Doctor.

Let's at least give a plan.

I'm staking my winnings on this.

Twenty grand.

Expect some support from my friend.

Now as they pass the stand for the third time, Patty Baby leads it by a length.

On the inside, Road West is second.

Patty's Baby has the lead by a length. On the inside, Road West is second.

Monica Blue on the inside is third. That's Sweet Darling at Highway South.

Now as they race down the back straight, Patty Baby leads it down by a length.

Who came in first?

Two. Second.

Four. Third.

Three. Yes!

Yes, I won the dry actor's funny grant!

Oh, I've been dropped for partying! Oh, Freddie, I can't! I've got to

go home and do my taxes. now that I'm reporting on my tips.

Listen, I know a little club where we can bet on any track in the world. I'm

the street. Okay.

Hey, boss.

Hands up. Over there.

Come on. Move it. You too. Come on. Move it.

I'm not a rich man.

Shut up.

Oh, baby.

What thing did you knock over?

You got lucky at the track. Shut up.

Now get moving. That way.

Now. Run.

Don't stop until you hit Broadway.

What are you doing there?

Take a little stroll. I've got asthma.

What you got in the bag?

Hey! The specimen changed, but... Uh... Yeah, uh, sure, sure.

You... What the hell was that?

You might have found it!

This wasn't part of the scenario, as I recall.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey!

Is that the man?

Is that the man that what, officer? Hold on a second, sir.

I'll ask the questions here.

Oh, my.

My, my, my.

Let's see some ID.

Is that the man that stole your money?

He looks familiar.

Tax investigator.

And what would you be doing with a bag of money? A little late night

I didn't steal any money. I recognize the money.

That's the money.

But is this the man who held you up?

Because if he is, I'll let him in right now.

I've never seen these people before in my life.

Well, it was dark.

I couldn't be sure.

Never seen them before in my life. I just...

Found the money.

Yeah, sure.

Well, I'll just hang on to it.

You folks better follow me down to the station and fill out a report.

If you can prove this money is legally yours, you can have it.

Thanks, officer.

You've been following us since the racetrack.

I've never seen you people before.

And I don't plan to.

Understand?

How'd it go? A couple of glitches, but all right.

You okay, baby? A couple of wrinkles, but I took care of it.

Sit right down. I'll get you a pocket.

Hey, it's all there, mother.

Something to calm your nerves.

Could I get some of that? No.

Who's he?

One of the wrinkles.

Do you think he bought it?

He looked like death.

He went past me, was still running. If he'd have had four legs, I would have

on him.

Hey, Bert.

I got a receipt here for the uniform from the costume company.

Thank you.

Yes.

A couple of bets to cover here, Bernie. A couple of bad picks last week.

I guess all this is on your temper.

I get my regular case rate, right?

I broke my nail.

I took an awful beating up there.