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Sally, come on. Let's go.

Mom, it's Bernie. He's having kittens.

Sally, can you hear me?

Is your mom home? She's in the dungeon.

You hungry?

I made some clam spaghetti.

We got a video if you want to watch. Hi, Bernie.

Pass.

Sally, need your help.

Fifteen minutes max. All you got to do is drive a car two blocks.

Now?

I'm booked.

We were going to spend the evening together for a change.

Why? What's the deal?

Repo.

Repo? Repossession. Guy bought a car. He's skipping out on the payment.

What kind of wheels?

New Caddy.

Go. We can always rewind the movie, Mom.

You sure?

You can't attest to have a new Caddy? I'll have her back in 45 minutes.

If you don't do it, I will.

You don't mind?

No. Really?

Hey. Hey.

How about insurance? Am I covered? Who cares? Mom, really?

Be some kind of salesman.

He's renting the house month to month.

He's probably going to skip out on that tab, too.

Analects in the garage.

Garage is on the main alarm system, which is hooked to the house.

Now, when I go to the front door, he's got to set off the system to open it.

You want to go through that one more time? Okay, when he opens the door, I

the garage.

Round key in the door, square key in the ignition.

I'm nervous.

My leg's twitching. Let me see.

Take it slow.

Easy out of the garage with the car.

Turn away from the house in that direction. Right, right. Okay. Pedal to

metal. Have faith, sister, so that others shall see the light.

Please.

Perhaps some of our literature would be of interest?

Perhaps maybe just a small prayer.

You cool?

Yeah, yeah. Let's do it.

Hello, brother. Have you heard the news?

No, but I have a feeling I'm going to.

The guiding light freedom

gospel is my own small, modest mission.

Our belief is that one's own spiritual needs can best be expressed in the way

one determines with the guiding light of wisdom over your shoulder.

In whatever manner you see fit.

It could be a small donation or even an humble prayer.

I guess today's your lucky day, Bubba.

That's always enough. And now it's my obligation to offer a small prayer in

your name.

In your name.

Small prayer.

Where are you taking me now?

Mark, Mom.

Help me with the doors, Ray.

Come on. Move.

Give me that.

Fast, fast.

Mom, you splashed my bike.

In the house.

Oh, come on. Go. No questions.

Mom, stop.

Just go. Stay there.

What happened?

How could you? It's completely total.

It's a couple of feet longer than our car, okay? With an accident. Now go.

Tramp. Stay there.

Nice parking.

A smooth, low -profile getaway. Did you ever consider demolition derby?

Platinum metallic flake. Nice, huh?

What?

There's someone in there.

In the trunk?

Yeah, here.

Cover me.

This is not necessary.

Who the hell are you?

None of your goddamn business.

Let me out of here, okay?

None of my business?

Okay, okay, okay. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Okay, Paulie, you first.

Where? Take five.

Maybe we should turn this over to the police.

I'll call.

Okay, okay. Wait, wait.

Hang on.

I'm Zipfield.

Your turn.

No, wrong. It's your turn again. Zip, what the hell are you doing in there?

Uh, the details are not that interesting.

Okay, call the police.

Calling. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

Open the trunk and we'll talk.

Talk.

Could you, uh, help me out with something?

Talk.

Well, the guy you boosted these wheels from is a bounty hunter from over the

border. And he's here to take you back?

Yeah, nice old picture.

Now, who are you? Doesn't make sense.

This does make sense. I'm going to make a phone call.

And leave me here all night? He's locked in the trunk. He's tied hand to foot.

Listen, relax.

I'm just going to check out his story. I'll be right back.

Then what?

Then, uh, then, uh...

We'll go from there.

Hey, don't leave me in here.

Hello.

Look, Lenny, I know you're out there.

I've been in here for two days, okay?

Did I mention I was innocent?

Fine.

Uh -huh.

Yeah. Armored car robbery.

Big coin.

How much for bringing him across the line?

Harry, let me ask you a question. The coin from the robbery, was that never

recovered?

I'll be darned.

No, no, no, no, no. Hey, man, I was just curious.

I heard he was up here hiding somewhere.

Yeah, well, we'll see.

You take care of yourself, Harry.

Mm -hmm.

He was framed.

That's all he said.

Your dad pulled off an armored car robbery worth a quarter of a million

in small bills.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold it, hold it. Now, what is our responsibility here?

Moraling? Yeah.

We drive him across the border and collect the 12 grand they offered for

safe return.

Wait a minute.

I don't want anything more to do with this, Bernie. I want the car and Zip

out of my garage now, tonight, immediately.

Those kids.

Don't let them hang around with the wrong crowd.

Shut up.

Bernie, because, like, I sort of, you know, don't want to be any further

involved in this. I mean, what if he turns out to be innocent?

Thanks, Bernie.

Okay, here's a thought.

They never recovered the money I was supposed to have repped.

Uh -oh.

In the house, now.

Great, Mom.

What if we took time out to recover the quarter, Mom?

Now, you guys got me?

I'm going down.

Hey, hey, hey.

I need all the mercy the court has to offer for my... Shut up. Let me think.

Bernie, I want the car gone.

You have got that look in your eye. No!

I don't want anything to do with it. I'm going in the house. I'm going to have a

nice bath, okay?

Good night. Just consider a quarter of a million dollars.

Don't pressure me.

God, if I wouldn't.

I don't know why anyone would want to impersonate me.

So, there's no one in this outfit but you. Just myself. I'm the guiding light.

I mean, there's nobody else.

So, who prints all this stuff?

I print it myself.

You better not be jiving me, Reverend.

You're going to be seeing the real light.

Sure that you'd like.

Is that clear?

Why, excuse me, sir.

Look, if you really do need some help in finding this imposter, there is a very

nice private detective with his offices just around the corner.

Private detective.

Thanks.

Is he about 5 '10"? Uh -huh.

Is he got the dark hair?

Kind of a shifty -looking kind of guy?

Yeah, I believe so, but he... You don't go slipping your pamphlets into your

neighbor's door, do you, Reverend?

Let's go. Did I mention I get car sick?

Get out.

No, really.

We'll get in the back of the station wagon.

You know, if you chew gum and keep your eyes on the horizon, it really helps.

Thanks.

Have you ever considered the possibility of his existence?

Just consider the possibility.

I mean, if you can say to yourself, all right, I'll suspend disbelief just for a

moment and you can see that he might be with us.

His partner that's good. What did you say her name was?

Sullivan? But I'm sure she's not involved.

Oh, yes.

She is.

Thank you.

Something to read when you have a moment of reflection. I've got one already.

It means it doesn't have a trunk.

Hey,

well, have a good sip.

What? Hey, Sally, what, am I going to drive and keep my eyes on Zip Lee? No,

I've done my business.

Is it overtime?

I'll pay overtime.

Plus the percentage of the bounty?

It's not the money, Bernie. It's... I'm... I'm... I'm...

I'm nervous.

Scared?

Nervous.

Yeah, okay, I'm scared.

That's serious.

And if you don't want to go, fine.

But I have to have a partner that I can count on.

And if you've lost your nerve, that's pretty serious.

What does that mean?

You've got that nice knowing you tone in your voice.

Forget it.

No, what? I mean, what does that mean?

Does that mean you won't... that I'm finished working for you?

I'm just a little disappointed, that's all.

i'll tell the kids

Zippy rug.

Room four.

Inside. You left it in the room?

You left a quarter of a million dollars unguarded in a motel room?

Saved and found.

Yeah, but it didn't occupy it.

Oh, it's never taken for more than an hour at a time.

Trust me.

Such a nice motel.

We're just dancing.

In the bathroom.

They'll need a wrench.

Hey, I figure everybody's got a toolkit in the car, okay?

Big wrench or small wrench?

The one.

Got one in the car.

You've actually got a couple inches around the pipe. You can pack anything

want in there.

May I say you look right at home, darling?

Don't breathe.

Hello, baby.

Look,

I can handle this wrinkle if you can. Shut up. Right on.

Oh,

baby.

The door. Get the door.

Hi.

Who the hell are they?

Private dicks.

I was so scared.

I went out for a smoke, so when I came back, you were gone.

Bounty hunter from Stateside's been tracking us for a month.

Finally nailed me.

You know, I'd never ditch you, babe.

I knew you'd come back somehow.

You'd never leave the cat.

Fine!

Huh?

You'll be wanting one of these.

Yeah.

Where'd you hide the loot, babe?

You know, we could just forget this whole thing because we've got what we

wanted. I went out last night and buried it.

We'd be tickled pink with the candlelight.

I hope you remember where you hid it.

Of course I remember.

I buried it under this big old tree by the side of the road just beyond the

intersection of Highway 1.

Stick your arms over there.

Come on, stick your arms over there.

Me? Yeah, you too. Come on.

Yeah, well, come on. No!

Hey, crazy.

No. Ah!

I don't know, now you know what it feels like.

And one good brandy.

That's not too tight, is it?

Keith?

Shut up.

Get out, Zippo.

Let's go.

You too, lady.

Thanks for the girl.

I'll get a bonus. Anytime.

Hold it.

Right there.

Just about makes us even, huh?

Tell Tom.

Not in the trunk again, okay?

At least you'll have company.

It'll be the last time the two will be alone together.

In the dark.

For you.

Beth here.

They were turned over to the FBI in Washington, and the money is still

unrecovered.

Unrecovered. That means they got a fortune waiting for them when they get

Would you guys mind if I took a couple hours off?

I thought you said Bernie didn't need you today.

Yeah, I just figured out why.