All language subtitles for Mom PI s01e13 Spinal Tap

Thank you.

Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't see you. Are
you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

I'm sorry. Well, as long as you're all
right. Yeah, I'm fine.

Look, I'd love to help you here, but I
can't exert my spine on doctor's orders.

Oh, oh, well, gosh, I'll just get your
stuff together.

Hi, Sal.

Oh. Say, I hope this stuff's not headed
for the Pacific.

No, no. Need a hand? No, no, no, we can
handle it.

Oh, I'll see you at the cafe.

Okay.

I guess that's about got it. Thank you.

Boy, you don't know how much you use
something until you lose it, huh?

Yeah, I know.

My name's Vic Stevens, by the way.

Oh.

Sally Sullivan.

Sally Sullivan.

Yeah. Well.

Hey, you sure you don't want me to get
you some help from inside the store? No.

Okay,

you're sure?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right.

Well.

Good luck.

Thanks.

Nice try.

Maybe he's for real, Bernie.

He's real, all right. Real good and real
smart.

This is getting interesting.

Put it on your expense account. Don't
lose the receipt, and I'll see you back

the office. I got to play car tag with
Steven.

You got this, okay?

Yeah, Bern, food is my life.

There has been absolutely no indication
of fraud.

So far, but he'll slip up soon.

So far, he's been attending his
physiotherapy regularly every day at

And how long have you been doing this,
Mrs. Holden?

I have been doing this.

For 20 years.

You get a notice for it, do you think
he's legitimate?

I know he's not.

You're right.

But this is not your average scam
artist. I mean, you've got this very

Brains don't make a man guilty.

Sure he's smart. I hired you because
you're supposed to be smarter and

Now, if you and your hired help can't
handle this, maybe we got this little

sting we're working on. We're going to
deliver Steven. I've heard that before.

So, what do you got?

Slightly unethical. Uh -huh, uh -huh.

Be illegal, actually. I mean, if this
thing ever got into court, well, I'd

recommend that the three of us deny it
ever having had this meeting.

Well, I've heard enough. It sounds quite
intriguing.

They'll hear from you soon.

Tomorrow. Next day at the latest.

Please, don't disappoint me.

You know me.

Mr. Sullivan.

Always a pleasure, Ken.

Hate to be the person who woke up to him
every day.

We're not being paid to like the gas.
There wouldn't be enough money.

So, uh, what is this plan of yours?

Give me a minute. I'll take a sip.

I'm not sure I like this case.

Meaning?

I just have a feeling we're wasting our
time.

What is it, intuition?

Call it what you like. Stephen struck me
as a nice guy.

Infatuation?

How about presumption of innocence?

Sounds like a cheap burp here.

That's the special.

You got it.

Not quite what I expected.

That's why it's special.

You know, the food's good here, too, not
the coffee.

Coffee to start?

Hi.

Oh, hi.

I just dropped by to see if you and your
groceries survived the trip.

Oh, well, I guess we did.

Can I buy you coffee?

Um, sure.

Yeah, why not?

I didn't mean to walk away from you like
that yesterday. I had an appointment

with my physiotherapist and I didn't
want to be late.

Oh, well.

It was my fault anyway.

I hope the therapy helps.

It's hard to say.

I hope so, too.

What exactly happened to your neck?

I had a car accident a few months back.

The car went off the road and danced
with the telephone pole.

That must have been frightening.

I guess so.

At the time.

Well...

I, uh, I hope that you had good
insurance coverage.

Oh, don't talk to me about insurance,
please.

I thought I was covered okay, and now
they're stalling on the payout.

Oh, well.

Bureaucracy. Have patience.

I'm not sure, but I think they're trying
to prove my claim is false.

That I'm faking.

Really? Wow.

I don't have any proof, but...

I have this feeling that I'm being
watched all the time.

Like every time I go out of my house, I
feel like I'm being followed.

That's a pretty creepy feeling.

Yeah, it is.

Well, anyway, I guess there's a lot of
creeps out there that need to make a

buck, I guess.

Yep.

Anyway, if they don't settle with me
soon, my business is going to get out of

the tooth.

Hey, Sal.

This salmon's going to hit upstream and
spawn if you don't serve it soon. Come

on, now.

I got to get back.

I'm sure that everything's going to work
out fine.

Hey, I didn't mean to bend your ear like
this. I really did just come in to say

hello.

Jabba's on me.

And it was nice to see you again. You
too.

Anyways, thanks for listening.

Maybe I can see you again sometime.

I don't think so.

Are you married?

No.

Are you seeing somebody?

I just don't know you well enough. Well,
maybe we could just have a coffee, just

like this.

Um... Well, okay, maybe. Great. Well, I
look forward to it.

Okay. Okay, bye for now. Bye.

Thanks a lot. Later, later,
surveillance.

That was good.

Bernie! Oh, hey.

Sally, now listen.

You could have played it better today,
but it gave me an idea.

I'm not interested.

No, no, no, no. This is perfect.

He liked you, so you can exploit the
situation. You could do real good on

one. That's my point, Bernie. I'm not
good at exploiting people.

You are.

You're soft on him?

No. I just don't want to hand him
ruining his life. You believed him? Yes,

believed him. I'm not positive, but
yeah.

I think he's genuine.

Look, Bernie, I just came here to tell
you that I don't want to exploit people

just to keep an insurance company in
business. Yeah, what you call

I call business.

So you want off the job?

No, not the job, but this case, yes.

If you don't really need me.

Well, I never really needed you.

But as I recall, you wanted the job, two
jobs, two paychecks.

I know you.

You dated my girlfriend.

You always keep on playing the violin.

Hey! That's terrible!

That's really awful! Stop it!

Need some help crossing the street? Got
my mirror badge.

No, thank you. I'm waiting for a friend.

Okay.

Want to buy a box of cookies?

Thank you, no.

Okay, well, have a totally wonderful
day.

You too.

Friend, could you help me across the
street, please?

Sure, no problem, pal. Grab the elbow
and...

I truly appreciate it. My pleasure. I'm
in no rush.

On vacation?

No, no. I'm recovering from some medical
problems.

I know how you feel.

Yeah, I'll bet you do.

I'm sorry.

Oh, no, no, no. Don't apologize.

I've been this way a long time.

You'll get used to it after a while. I
guess.

Okay, watch out. There's a car. Are you
all right?

My ankle. A hand, please.

Here, let me.

Back off, back off, back off. It's okay,
mister. I got my first fade badge.

You all right, buddy?

That was a totally awesome fall.

Better sit down, sir.

Well, it looks to me like you're in
better hands with the little lady here.

Yeah, sorry about that.

I should have a look at that ankle.

My ankle's okay, all right.

Maybe I can see home?

Give me a break, okay?

How much do you want for the cookies?

It can change.

Flowers? For me?

Wow. No cards?

Apparently not.

Huh.

Thanks. Hey, you're welcome.

Hi, Bert.

Hey, how about some cookies?

Oh, yeah.

Sally?

Bernie? Sally, we got to talk.

Not about Stevens.

Listen, I apologize about the
disagreement, but I got this... I just

help in the backup. Need? You need me? I
know, I know.

But if we crack this thing, we can put
it all behind us.

I told you already how I feel, Bernie.
Listen, Sally, Stevens has got this idea

about dating. I think it's a good idea.

Oh, you do?

Sure you go dancing, dining, nice.

Romantic. Then we get him in a wild
shot.

And then take a picture of him. Bang,
bingo.

Get his clothes, money in the bank.

Sally, you get to wear the miniskirt.
You know, the short one you wore in the

parking lot with the slit up the side.

And that low -cut blouse, the one that
you wore to Ivory's party.

Are you for real? What are you, an
escort service?

Coming through.

You don't want to date him?

You just don't get it, do you?

Hey, Bernie.

These cookies are all busted up.

Hey, kids. You doing your homework?
Maybe I can give you a hand.

Sure. What is negative .4 divided by
3xy?

You doing any English?

Bernie, it's just been Bernie.

Yeah, well, he's a real jerk sometimes.

Hey, Mom, Bertie's going to give us a
ride home, okay?

Oh, uh... Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, that's fine. Just make sure
you both get your homework done before

you get the remote control.

Okay. See you later.

Oh, he's insensitive sometimes.

But Sally, he wouldn't be asking for
help if he didn't need it.

Yeah.

Yeah, you're probably right.

Where are those beautiful flowers from?
Secret admirer?

Could be.

Mr. Stevens.

Hey, son.

Son.

Want to make a couple bucks?

Sure. What's up?

I need some help changing a tire.

Okay. Cash up front.

Cash up front.

There, you little shyster.

The jack's in the trunk here.

You want to spin those nuts off?

Yes, sir.

Hi, Bernie.

Hey, Judy. Listen. Okay.

Do it good, do it right, and be careful.
Don't worry.

Trust me.

Okay, Ray. Do your number, son.

Give her. Give her.

I can't.

Oh, here, maybe it just needs an extra
week.

Talented lad, right, talented lad.

Put your back in there.

This one's jammed too?

I can't get it.

Yeah. Yeah.

I, um, I want to apologize.

Oh, well, uh, it would be great if the
lady could get back to the office. No,

no, I, um, I wanted you to know that I
realized I was letting my personal

feelings get in the way of the work.

And, uh, that's just wrong.

Well, I'm glad you figured that out.

Well, if I want to work with you, I'm
going to have to learn how to deal with

it.

I'm glad you feel that way, especially
since we had that last argument. Yeah.

What's going on over there?

Okay, let's stop the drunk.

What is Stevens doing?

What are you doing?

Nothing. It's a free country.

Isn't that Ray?

Bernie! Come on, Bernie!

Bernie, come on!

I don't like having my picture taken,
sweetheart.

Hey, go with her now!

What's going on? And you want a back
problem? I'll give you a serious

disability. I'll give you the final
spinal, man.

What do you think you're doing? Don't
you ever go near a child like that

Are you in on this?

Are these your kids?

They were.

Marie, Ray, in the car. Go. Now.

Go.

I was just after the camera.

Sorry. Huh?

You've been made, pal.

Down the tube.

Well, I'll see both of you in court,
huh?

I'll bring the family photo.

I'd have shoved this hammer down your
throat.

Don't you ever, ever do anything like
that with my children again.

I shouldn't have.

I owe... Don't bother.

You had no right, and you knew it.

Someone could have been hurt here.

Well? Sorry, Mom. We just wanted to
help.

We didn't want you to fall for a con man
or anything. Can it, Ray.

I don't need Bernie quotes.

And if I need help, I'll ask for it.

Mom, you know who sent you the flowers?

Yeah, it was Bernie.

That was nice of him.

Wasn't nice.

It's part of the setup.

You want me to put this in the back?

Yeah.

before someone runs you over.