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Hey, Mom, it's starting!

Big deal.

Hi.

Can I tell you what you want?

What would you recommend?

If you like seafood, swordfish is good today.

Then I'll have that.

I haven't figured it out yet.

You go ahead, Mimi.

Steak, burned on the outside, rare inside.

Green salad, oil and vinegar.

Lemon on the side, baked potato, no butter.

Sounds good to me.

Just give me another sec.

It all looks so good.

Well, we'll have to try dinner here sometime, Amy.

Yeah? What time do you open during the week? Oh, we're usually closed by seven.

Seven. Too bad.

Weekends? Same. Closed Sundays.

I'd like one of those little boxes of cereal.

What kind?

Rice puffs.

And copies all around.

Hey, Sally.

Oh, Bernie, I'm so glad you came by.

Rose.

Bernie.

Bernie, for goodness sake. How are you doing?

Later. How are you? I'm very well, thank you, Bernie.

Good. And Alfred, when's he coming?

Just before Christmas. Home for the holidays.

Wonderful.

Give him my regards, huh? I will. Good to see you again.

See you.

Amazing.

All right, so what did you find out? Okay.

Anything happening today?

Skip tracing that oral surgeon. He's still hanging plastic all over the

continent. Nothing for you today, though. I'll see you maybe next week.

Yeah, let me know if anything comes up sooner.

I'm running short, you know. There's a lot of extra days in the month.

Guys?

I need some extra cash. I'm broke.

Hang on, hang on.

What I was wondering was if I could make the pie for the cafe.

Can you beat Harry's price on it? Sure, whatever it is.

I guess we could give it a shot.

Cool?

Okay. Great!

I make a terrific rhubarb pie.

She did say rhubarb.

Mm -hmm.

Not one of the more popular pies, is it? Mm -mm.

Mm -mm.

Ray, check the oven, please.

You gonna have enough filling here, honey?

Oh, deadly.

Depends. How many are we gonna make tonight?

Twelve. Mom, are we ever going to be able to eat one of these? I mean, they

smell so good.

Duh, we're doing this because we're broke, Ray, not for fun.

Marie, I really hate it when you go duh all the time. Sometimes he's just so

thick. Can we please have one, Mom? I mean, it looks so good.

Well, I guess we should sample one before we sing them on an unsuspecting

public.

What's what?

That noise.

Man, everybody's going to love this.

Shut up a second, Ray.

Marie.

Bigger pieces, Mom.

Oh, that one has the most filling in it.

What's the verdict?

Hot.

There it is again.

Did you hear it?

Pipes. Somebody's running water somewhere upstairs.

I thought I heard voices.

How about a piece of pie with that coffee?

It's rhubarb, just like Mommy used to make.

I'm an orphan.

Thanks for bringing that up.

What the hell? I'll have a piece.

You're going to love it.

I made it myself.

Are you all right? Yeah.

Hi. What'll it be?

Rhubarb pie.

How did you know?

Know what?

About the rhubarb. It's not on the menu yet.

We heard about it on the way in. Word of mouth.

Oh, great. I made it myself.

Oh, good.

Well, then, two rhubarb pies and a coffee.

You're going to love it. I made it myself.

I almost liked that rhubarb pie.

Oh, great. I made it myself.

Rhubarb pie.

What's the matter with you?

I think you need some sleep.

Don't forget one. No, no.

Flagstaff, Arizona.

Joplin, Winslow, San Bernardino.

There's a pattern here somewhere.

Damn it.

Long time no see, amigo.

30 -30 nice entrance when they left you out.

I got word for you from Alfred, the architect.

He's still on the inside.

Oh, yeah. So is the lady yesterday.

Yeah. Some snitch sold him out for a short time. And the cops are on to the

lady.

Rose. Rose.

She's planning to pull something off big over the long weekend.

Al's counting on you to cut her off at the pass.

The bank?

They're sneaking off the bank. Yeah, he said something about a close shave at

the barbershop. Close shave at the barbershop? What does that mean? I don't

know. We had a lousy connection.

Well, what else?

They put him in isolation over the weekend.

Shut up.

I mean, be quiet, please.

There it is again.

heard those voices before where's it coming from the basement

this is basement don't say that

sally are you in there bernie

bernie what's happening the night's alive with fuzzers undercover cops

all over the place remember the other day there were three women sitting in

booth Yeah, I like the rhubarb pie. Good tipper. Yeah, that's him. One of them

was named Rose. Her husband's in the joint.

He's an architect. You know what that is? Oh, God, it plants buildings? What

hell are you doing here? Helping Mom bake pies.

Pies? Is this a rib? What? What? What's an architect?

He sells, like, various plants for heists, robberies, things like that.

he's in prison, but his wife, Rose, she's going to do this heist for him.

bad job.

She's a bank robber? Yeah, but somebody in prison, they rolled over on Alfred.

Rolled over.

Squeal, think.

Ratted him out. Now the cops, they know the who, the where, and the when.

We've been hearing voices.

Voices? Yeah, from down there.

Women's voices?

That's right.

Detective Wyatt.

Detective Brown.

I wonder if we might speak to you for a moment.

Uh, sure. Come on right in.

Oh, it's okay, guys. It's the, uh, police.

The cops are here already?

You

folks

been here all evening?

Yeah. Have you noticed any suspicious activity?

One or two rowdy cockroaches.

You, Sally? No.

Why? We've had a report of a robbery to take place this evening.

Really? In the neighborhood?

That's affirmative, sir. Someone's going to try to hit the bank next door.

Unbelievable. Next door?

You know, that's weird, because earlier we heard voices... You guys better not

let those pies burn.

We're requesting your cooperation to use this place as a headquarters while we

wait. We understand you can't see this place from the street?

That's affirmative.

I, uh...

Don't see why not. Go ahead.

We'll be right back.

That was not the right answer.

What was I supposed to say?

That is the girls down there. They've got to be hip to this situation or

going to walk into the open arms of the waiting cops.

Why? Why should they be warned?

Listen to me. In 73, Alfred cut me out of a New Jersey necktie.

He wants a favor. It's done.

I do it.

No questions asked, like a friend should.

Bernie, I can't condone bank robbery. Don't condone it.

Prevent it. You know, an ounce of prevention is... You guys are going to

bank robbers?

I've got to. Whatever your mother does is up to her.

The time to help someone is...

Before they get in trouble.

Right.

Exactly.

Yeah.

He says a year off.

I says, depends on what you got.

He says he's been in the cell with Alfred the architect.

Now I'm interested.

But I don't want to show him.

So I says, Alfred.

Alfred who?

This is making me really very nervous.

Can't you do something?

What am I going to do? The place is crawling with cops. There's only one way

get down there, and that's outside the barber shop.

Sally, I need you to cover for me. Sally!

You're going to have to sacrifice a pie.

And see if you can get me a flashlight, okay?

Ray, I want you to put a quarter in the jukebox. I want you to play your

favorite loud. I want you to keep your eye on the cops, Marie, okay?

I feel like a cool conspirator.

I know what's going down in the sewer. You're going to be baking pie.

So I

make the deal with this man, and he tells me that it

is hot on the pie line. I'm going to get some air.

Okay, Darren, I'll see you later.

It's Elephant's wife, Rose. She's a recruiter behind the thing.

Used to be a caterer.

That's great. Thanks.

Some say she's the brains behind Alfred.

Might be true. Because he's in the joint. She's on the outside.

It's Vivian.

She's the cutter.

Learned to weld in her daddy's garage.

Mimi's the other one.

She's young.

She's a cutter.

Used to be a stripper.

Now she's a spotter.

Well, just bake it again.

Good. That'll cover the smell of the torch when we start cutting.

Do it again?

Blueberries.

Told you. How's it going?

In about 15 minutes, Viv can start cutting through to the vault.

Alpha picked a beauty this time, Rose.

No alarm on the back, time lock on the vault door, and a long weekend to pull

off.

Is the thing ready to go?

Detective Wyatt, we've located the plans for the old drainage system.

It could be coming at the bank from underground.

What? Let's have a look.

The closest access can be about two blocks from here.

Brown, you're in charge here.

I'll go down.

Follow me. Follow me.

Bernie's going to get caught. They're going to have to keep in on it. Yeah.

Maybe I should just tell them exactly what's going on.

The police will never believe a thing Bernie says.

You've got to do something.

Just you wait and see.

Why is everybody always picking on me?

Raul and Bernie.

What's he doing here? Let him go. Let him go.

I'm not cutting in, Bernie.

Rose, somebody ratted on Alfred. The cops know you're down.

Oh, no.

You guys have got to split. They're going to be waiting in the vault for

They can't get in. They're both on a time lock over the weekend. I can do it,

Rose. Rose, smarten up. Now blow it off.

I'll see you later.

What's that?

What did you do, Mom? Ten away from getting in. I didn't want a chance of

tipping off the cops.

Keep these out. Oh, keep cutting.

We'll take care of it.

Any kills,

anyone?

Hello? Bernie!

Are you all right?

Get those lights out of my eyes. What the hell did you do to him?

Are you okay?

Listen, the police have found a way into the tunnel. It's about two blocks from

here. We're almost into the boat. You're almost in prison.

All right.

Let's not take chances.

They're probably armed and dangerous.

My pipe!

This is it!

Thank you, Bernie.

Just tell Albert we're straight. Okay.

Thanks, Bernie.

Bernie,

I'm going to take this opportunity of thanking you for your help because

a really sweet man, Bernie.

Viv, Viv, Viv, Viv, Viv, please, let's go.

Come on, come on.

I'd feel better if you stayed inside, ma 'am.

You never know when something might happen.

Yeah, you never know.

Oh.

the hell can they be gone?

I want this place scoured from top to bottom as it takes all night and day.

You hear that, men?

I owe you my life, Bernie.

They don't give life for robbery, Viv. They give five to ten.

I owe you five to ten, Bernie.

Oh, God.

Great blueberry pie, Sally.

Thanks.

Everybody all right?

We'll manage. Yeah.

Thank you, Sally.

But we've helped.

Vivian.

Yeah, yeah.

Bernie, it's for you.

There's another long weekend coming up.

Alfred, I... Yeah, yeah, well, we got hold of him before.

Oh, we're all in the pink, Alfred.

Hold on one second. Here you go.

Hi, honey.

Yeah, beautiful.

The guy's a prince.

Yeah.

Okay. Today?

All right, I'll see you at visiting hours.

All right, bye -bye. I love you, too.

Oh, wait.

I'll bring you something special, okay?

All right, bye.

Hey, Sal.

What are the chances of getting a blueberry pie to go?

Coming right up.

She made it herself, right?

Very brave.

One blueberry pie to go.

Sounds like the pie's a hit, girl. But you do look a little tired.

Oh, well, it was all the baking last night. You know, it gets very hot in

Tell me about it.

Maybe later.