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Peg, it's getting kind of late.
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Shouldn't you be getting to bed?
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I'm not going to sleep without you.
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We haven't been to bed
at the same time in ten years.
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And you notice we haven't had
any more children in ten years.
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So I must be doing something right.
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Honey, just because we had kids...
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...Doesn't mean you were doing
anything right back then either.
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You're sexy when you neuter me that way.
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Oh, come on, Al.
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We could have fun going to bed together.
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You know, doing those things we used to do.
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Like you rubbing my tushy till I go to sleep.
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Oh, that's what we can do, honey.
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Oh, come on.
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My tushy is yearning for you.
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I wanna be rubbed by you
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Just you and nobody else but you
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Peg, I wouldn't rub your tushy...
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...If Robin Williams popped out of it
and offered me three wishes.
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Well, I'm not going to sleep without you.
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You know, Peg, I'm...
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I'm a little worried about you.
You look exhausted.
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Now, did you have those lines
in your face this morning?
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Breaks my heart, Peg.
You look 100.
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Why don't you get a good night's sleep...
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...And you'll wake up looking
not a day older than my grandmother.
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Oh, my God, we stayed up till dawn.
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Hey, why are you two up at the same time?
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Oh, I know. Don't tell me.
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Bud had a nightmare
and he crawled into your bed...
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...And he went potty.
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Honey, Bud is 20 years old,
and it's Saturday night.
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Now, you know very well
that he's fast asleep...
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...And has been since 8:00.
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Oh, and by the way, Al, did you go in
and turn off his flashlight?
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I wouldn't stick my hand under those covers.
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- Oh, my God.
- If you know what I mean.
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Now, now. Let's just keep it down.
We don't wanna wake him up.
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He'll come down
and wanna talk about his problems.
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Hey. Bud was out on a Saturday night.
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How did it go, son?
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Oh, Bud.
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It's three a.m.
You must have something to tell us.
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Yes, Bud,
tell us of your travels in lonely land.
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Well, aging maritime toy...
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...I went where all cool guys go.
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I headed to the Chippendales parking lot...
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...And waited for the horny old ladies
to come out.
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Then I took off my shirt
and start gyrating under a lamppost.
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Did you get any, son?
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Yup. A face full of Mace
and a spinning back-kick to the groin.
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But I think on the way down...
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...I did manage to get
a fistful of withered heinie.
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- Al, give Bud a high-five.
- No, I can't do it, Peg.
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If I could fake it that good,
we'd be upstairs right now.
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{\an8}All right. Here's the plan.
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Bud will be home soon.
When he comes in...
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...We are gonna pretend that it's Sunday night.
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That way when he has no date,
he won't feel bad.
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You know, because everyone
stays home on Sunday.
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- Even cool people like us.
- Yeah.
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Look, why don't we just get him
some starving Third World babe.
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You know, like a mail-order bride.
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If we stuff her with burgers,
she might even stay for a week.
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I mean, how long do you
really want one anyway?
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Well, why can't we just
let it happen naturally?
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Some people are just late bloomers.
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I myself was a late bloomer.
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Well, whatever bloomed must have got picked...
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...Because I'm looking at
some mighty arid country.
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Al, we are talking about our son.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
I thought I was looking at him.
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Al, you've got a dilemma.
We're pretending it's Sunday...
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...So theoretically you should be
changing your underwear.
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Oh, or is this the week
you turn it inside out...
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...And wear the clean side?
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It's a big decision...
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...Because it also involves
taking off your shoes.
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All right, come on, honey.
Now, look like it's Sunday.
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That's right.
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That says Sunday better than skipping church.
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Where's Bud? I wanted to tell him
that I've got a big date tonight.
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I love ruining his Saturday nights.
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Oh, my God, it's Sunday?
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I've gotta be at work.
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How did I lose a day?
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I must have magnesia.
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What did Gilligan do when he had magnesia?
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Oh, my God, I don't remember.
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Gadzooks, I'm losing my short-term mammaries.
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What's going on?
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The old "let's convince Bud it's Sunday
to mask his shame" routine?
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Well, Dad, before you hurriedly
change your underwear...
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...I think you guys should meet my date.
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Why, she's just lovely, isn't she?
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She must really like you, Bud...
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...Going out on a Sunday and all.
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No need taking chances, eh, Bud?
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Look, you morons...
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...This is not another imaginary date.
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I was gonna turn on the TV.
That's where you'll see her.
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He had it bad for Ginger,
but now he likes Mary Ann.
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Hush, fossils, and watch.
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Thank you. Thank you.
Hi, I'm Adam Gold.
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I'll bet my natural mother's sorry
she put me up for adoption now...
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...Aren't you, Mom?
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Thank you.
Anyway, welcome to You Can't Miss!...
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...The show that guarantees that one of
our manly contestants can't miss.
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So let's meet the guys.
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Remember the rules: Only guys who've
had sex two times or less are eligible.
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How can we prove it?
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Well, wait till you see them.
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Let's meet our first hunk.
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He's a crossing guard from Skokie, Illinois...
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...Henry Fudderman.
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Henry, tell us how many times you've scored.
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- Once.
- Okay, once.
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Let's meet our next hunk.
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He's a movie usher from Baraboo,
Wisconsin. Eugene Smelt.
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Eugene, tell us how many times
you've done the deed.
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One and a half, Adam.
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But I'm not sure about the one.
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Okay, Eugene.
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And our final he-man
is an A student from Chicago...
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...And the only one of our hunks
who still lives at home. Bud Bundy.
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Okay, Bud, fill us in.
How many times have you had sex?
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With actual people?
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Two, Adam.
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On the show they actually believed that.
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Welcome back to the show.
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And now it's time to meet tonight's tramp.
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Say hi to Candy Lapinski.
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Hi, Candy, it's great to have you with us.
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Yeah, right.
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Now, the rules to our show
are as easy as Candy.
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After a brief question-and-answer period...
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...Candy will select a date
from among our three stallions.
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For you viewers who may be wondering
why a woman like this...
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...Would go out with one of these
losers, the answer is very simple:
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We give her a $1000.
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And next week, after her dream date...
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...She'll have the opportunity to go to
Bermuda with one of our three nerds...
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...Or our very own Rodrigo.
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I love you all.
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Okay, Candy, it's question time.
Now, what is your first question?
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Number one...
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...How would you build the perfect woman?
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Let's see.
She'd have my mother's eyes...
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...And my mother's breasts and my father's--
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Yucko.
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Number two?
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I already have built the perfect woman...
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...Out of gummy bears.
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You wanna see?
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- Number three?
- Well, Candy...
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...As far as I'm concerned,
you are the perfect woman...
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...And I'm the perfect man.
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So, what say we cut the preliminaries...
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...And create the perfect simultaneous big-O.
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Well, Candy, what do you think about that?
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Can I see Rodrigo again?
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And that means we're out of time.
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So it's decision time for you, Candy.
Who's it gonna be?
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Hunk-a-rama number one...
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...Number two...
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...Or number three?
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- Number three.
- Yes!
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Candy, meet your date, Bud Bundy.
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Dad, look where I am.
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Like I give a damn what you think.
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I've got a date with her next Saturday night...
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...And you'll be with each other.
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Oh, my God, oh, my God.
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I'm late for work. Oh, God.
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Listen, if my boss calls, for God's sakes...
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...Don't tell him I forgot what day it was.
I don't wanna get a stupid rep.
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It's not good for my image as a waitress.
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You know, I wish somebody would think
to write down all the days in a row...
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...On a big piece of paper
so you know what day it is.
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You know, maybe even
put the month on it, you know...
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...Like a calendar or something.
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Come to bed, Al.
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We haven't slept for days.
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I am not going...
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...To bed unless you go with me.
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And you, my friend, are getting sleepy.
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Look how heavy those eyelids are getting.
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It won't work, Peg.
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Because much like the rest of your body...
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...Your lids are drooping more than mine.
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You're drifting.
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You're getting sleepy.
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This has been the worst Sunday of my life.
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And Wednesday, which I thought was Tuesday...
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...Was no picnic either.
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I'm telling you, something's up.
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It's Sunday...
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...But I saw the mailman.
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So I picked up a newspaper.
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Said it was Saturday.
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I got suspicious, so I went to church.
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Nobody was there.
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Which makes me think I'm right.
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It is Sunday.
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And yet, Meet The Press,
which I watch religiously, wasn't on.
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I'm telling you, it's a giant conspiracy.
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You know, like who killed
that movie president guy, JFK.
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The church. The feds. The networks.
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They're all in on it.
But I'll get them.
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The same way J. Edgar Hoover got everybody:
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By wearing a red dress.
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Well, I'm back from my game-show date.
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Did you get any, son?
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No.
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But I'll be getting plenty soon...
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...Because it'll be me and Candy
on the dandy, sandy Caribbean.
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All that's left is we have to go back
on the show...
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...And she chooses between me
and that latent Latin, Rodrigo.
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Honey, I have been chosen
to sensitively broach the question...
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...Which is on all our lips:
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What on God's green earth
would make you think that anyone...
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...Including your mother,
would choose you over Rodrigo?
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I'd choose Rodrigo.
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Hell, I'd choose Rodrigo.
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Hell, I'd choose Rodrigo over your mother.
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And now, welcome to You Can't Miss! .
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Hey, this isn't supposed to be on tonight.
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Well, I'll just write them down
in my conspiracy book...
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...Right after Robin Leach.
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Hi again, I'm Adam Gold...
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...And we're here to see something
we've waited a whole week to find out.
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Who will huge-knockered airhead
Candy Lapinski...
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...Pick for her pleasure cruise?
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Bud Bundy or our own beautiful Rodrigo?
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Yeah, there's a tough call, huh, folks?
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Candy, haul it on out here for us.
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Candy, you make a lovely couple.
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- Candy, you remember Bud.
- No.
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Okay, Bud, good luck to you.
And, Candy, your choice please...
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...And you and Rodrigo
can be off to the Caribbean.
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Hold your lousy consolation prize,
you poor man's Chuck Woolery.
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Now, before the lovely Candy
makes her decision...
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...I have something to say to her.
245
00:19:16,422 --> 00:19:19,959
Well, talk about
the little engine that could.
246
00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:22,362
Well, go for it, big guy.
247
00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:25,999
But remember, no woman
has ever not chosen Rodrigo.
248
00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:34,374
Enough, crones.
249
00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:36,743
You too, Mom.
250
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:40,914
Candy, this is all I have to say:
251
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,750
Let's talk about women
and the wrong choices they make.
252
00:19:43,917 --> 00:19:47,420
This is the wrong choice...
253
00:19:47,921 --> 00:19:49,722
...And I'll tell you why.
254
00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:52,725
He'll treat you like dirt.
He'll disappear for days.
255
00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:55,361
He'll lie to you. He'll cheat on you.
256
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:58,464
Everything I would do if I looked like him.
257
00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:00,767
But I'm here for the duration, baby.
258
00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:02,669
And the best thing about me is...
259
00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:06,372
...I've never had anybody
as good as you. He has.
260
00:20:08,942 --> 00:20:10,577
You know I haven't.
261
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:12,946
You don't have to worry about
where I've been...
262
00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:15,515
...Because I'm a two-time-or-less.
263
00:20:15,682 --> 00:20:16,883
It's up to you.
264
00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:19,652
Two minutes with a god who will dump you...
265
00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:23,756
...Or a lifetime with a guy
who will worship you as a goddess.
266
00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:25,692
Your choice is clear.
267
00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:29,162
I'll take Rodrigo.
268
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:34,767
Enjoy your car wax, punk.
269
00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:55,755
Hey. Who wants to see some of my car wax?
270
00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:59,926
I won it for making an ass out of myself
in front of 20 million people.
271
00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:01,961
Cool, huh?
272
00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:04,030
Bud, I can't believe it.
273
00:21:04,197 --> 00:21:06,599
You've got messages. From girls.
274
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,001
A whole bunch. Look.
275
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:12,138
You were so pathetic on TV
that you actually touched people.
276
00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:15,708
Pretty girls all over town want you bad.
277
00:21:22,181 --> 00:21:24,784
- Bud.
- Choose me.
278
00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:29,389
Hi, Bud. I saw you on TV.
279
00:21:29,555 --> 00:21:31,057
- Choose me.
- No.
280
00:21:31,224 --> 00:21:35,161
Choose me and I'll hurt you
more than any of these girls.
281
00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:41,567
Wait. It's not just women
who make the wrong choices.
282
00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:43,770
I think you're gorgeous.
283
00:21:43,936 --> 00:21:47,540
You're my Rodrigo. Choose me.
284
00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:51,077
She'll hurt you.
I'll be good to you.
285
00:21:51,244 --> 00:21:54,180
She'll cheat on you.
I'll be faithful.
286
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:55,982
She'll spend your money.
287
00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:58,985
You can spend mine.
288
00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:01,087
I'll worship you...
289
00:22:01,254 --> 00:22:05,491
...Because I know how great you are
inside and out.
290
00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:07,994
What's your choice?
291
00:22:15,902 --> 00:22:17,637
Let's go.
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