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It is five a.m.
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And the morning sun is peeking
through the pines of Lake Chunky.
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But it is no ordinary morning.
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The fish must face more
than just the sun today.
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The fish must face...
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...Al Bundy...
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...Bass master.
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Here it comes.
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I shall now cast.
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Sorry there, boy.
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As Al lays his worm upon the waters...
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...A mighty hush falls over the woodland.
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What creature would dare disturb him?
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- Hi, honey.
- The loon, of course.
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Al, are you going fishing?
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Fishing? What makes you think that?
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Oh, and, Peg, by the way--
And this is a totally unrelated topic.
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--If you're looking for me next week,
I won't be around.
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I'll be...
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...At work.
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Work?
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It's a five-day, 24-hour,
daylight-moonlight-daylight...
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...Moonlight-daylight-moonlight madness sale.
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Well, then they did go
to the right man for the job.
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Who but you could go daylight-
moonlight-daylight-moonlight...
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...Daylight-moonlight without
showering or changing his clothes?
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Hey, the shoe game
ain't for sissy boys, baby.
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Anyhow, in case you were gonna call,
which you never do...
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...But which I know you would just this once...
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...All wives are strictly prohibited from
calling or coming anywhere near...
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...The shoe store
for the entire duration of the sale.
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Naturally, this has us shoe guys
up in arms, especially me.
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Because, Peg, Lord knows,
you is my inspiration.
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Al, wait a second, honey.
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You just had a hair on your head.
Don't worry, I got it.
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So now tell me where you're really going.
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You're not tough enough
to force it out of me.
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I'm going on vacation.
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Good boy. Now, where are we going?
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Well, with any luck, to an early grave.
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But right now, I am going...
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...To my boss's mountain cabin.
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To fish and drink, and drink and fish.
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And sometimes even
fish and drink, and drink and fish.
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For one week, I am going to pretend
that I'm actually alive.
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Oh, look, Peg, it's the paperboy.
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Out of the way, shoe yeti.
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Oh, Peggy, you'll never guess
what Jefferson did.
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Misunderstood your cries
of "pluck me" to the butcher?
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But clearly, your cries of "pluck me"
to the barber did not go unanswered.
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Marcie, have the nerve to face me
when you're speaking to me.
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You are. Hey, we gotta get you
a sign says "front" and "back."
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Then we should get you one
for your pants, eh?
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Listen to this.
Even though Jefferson has a job...
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...He is still charging his lunches
on my credit card.
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And you should see the size of the tips
he leaves the waitresses.
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You know what he said
when I called him on it?
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"Hey, babe, I'm good-looking."
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That's his answer to everything.
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What's his answer to cries of:
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"Hey, there, where you going
with that little boy?"
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Go pick your heinie.
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Women are talking.
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Anyhow, I refuse to spend
another minute alone with Jefferson.
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I don't even wanna be
in the same house with him.
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Then I think I have the perfect solution.
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Peg, if this is what I'm thinking...
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...I shall have to unleash my veto power.
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You see, Al and I are going on vacation--
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Veto, I say. Veto. Veto. Veto.
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Oh, stop pouting, Al.
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If I don't see a smile,
I will forbid you to come with us.
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- That's better. Now, come on.
- You didn't forget anything, did you?
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Nothing that matters.
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What's going on?
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Cheese it, the kids.
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- Vacation.
- Vacation.
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Curse you!
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I curse you to your worst nightmare:
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An eternity of being together.
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And you can't leave the bedroom.
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And Grandma's there.
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- And she's out of Depends!
- Bud.
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What?
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Mom and Dad just left us alone.
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Alone, with no parental supervision.
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And stay out.
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Yes. Finally alone.
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Free. Free to run amuck.
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Oh, the hooters I'll be a-juggling.
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Yeah, well, just don't hurt your hand
on the staples.
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But don't worry, end-of-the-rainbow,
you can do anything you want.
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I mean, we haven't been left entirely
alone since we were in diapers.
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Bud, we're free, with no responsibility
to anyone but ourselves.
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Hey, guys, what's for breakfast?
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Curse you! Curse your mangy hides
and the horses you rode in on!
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Look what they did to us.
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They left us with this little walking booger.
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I'm hungry.
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Well, Kelly's stupid.
Nobody's helping her.
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Yeah.
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And believe me, my mind
was a terrible thing to taste.
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What if they didn't
leave us any food or anything?
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Come on, Kel. I know Mom and Dad
aren't way up there...
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...On the evolutionary scale,
but even dung beetles...
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...Wouldn't go on vacation
without providing for their young.
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See?
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Who wants some baking soda on a cracker?
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That's not a cracker.
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It's a cockroach.
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It's coming right at me!
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To tell you the truth,
I'm not sure which was moving which.
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Feed me, or I'm gonna be really annoying.
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What are we gonna do, Kel?
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The parakeet trick.
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It's what Mom used to use on you
when you got hungry during her soaps.
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- What is it?
- Well, when a parakeet makes noise...
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...You throw a blanket over its cage so
they think it's night. They go to sleep.
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Come on, Kel.
Now, that can't possibly work.
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Food. Food. Food.
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Well, it's gonna be a week.
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Maybe we should get him
a little mirror and a perch.
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Well, it's fine for him.
What about us?
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I mean, Mom and Dad
didn't leave us any money.
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What are we gonna do for food?
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Boy, this ought to teach Jefferson a lesson.
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He didn't even know
I slipped out of bed this morning.
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Maybe he's still out cold,
having seen you slip into it.
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Okay, Brunhildas.
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Family meeting.
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Let's go. Let's go.
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Gather around.
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All right, just stay there.
I'll come to you.
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That's better.
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Now, it's time to lay down
the ground rules of the house.
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Rule number one:
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There are two bedrooms.
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I get one alone.
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You two can share. Keep the
door closed while you're changing.
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You don't wanna kill my bait.
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Rule two:
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Speaking to me.
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Al, nobody is gonna speak to you.
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Nobody wants to speak to you.
Nobody will speak to you.
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That's why it's so great
that Marcie came along.
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Women are much better
company for each other than men.
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Men do just get in the way, don't they?
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Just think if they were all dead.
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There'd be no more sports,
no burping, no Howie Mandel...
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What a wonderful world it would be.
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Yeah, but maybe we could keep the gay guys.
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They're so much fun at lunch
and really good with colour.
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Well, without straight guys
to wrong you women...
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...Where would they get
those delightful stories...
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...For those wonderful made-for-TV movies?
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Maybe we shouldn't have brought him along.
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- Thank God we have each other.
- I know.
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- We're best friends and sisters.
- Goodbye.
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And we will be forever. Women's
relationships throughout history...
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...Have been much more supportive
than those of--
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My own room.
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Look, Dad.
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It's all mine.
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Got my own bed.
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Always wanted to have a bed of my own.
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How come I never had one?
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Ozzie had his own bed.
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Father from Father Knows Best
had his own bed.
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Mr. Donna Reed had his own bed.
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Well, Mr. Peggy Bundy
is gonna have his own bed.
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I'm gonna go out there and ask Peg...
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...If I never have to sleep with her again.
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- How dare you call me irresponsible.
- The day I take orders from you is the--
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- How dare you call me a freeloader.
- Nobody talks to me that way.
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- I should have paid for my vacation.
- If I want advice from you, I'll ask for it.
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- Oh, Al, do something.
- Oh, Al, do something.
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- You evil snippet.
- Eat yellow snow.
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Girls. Girls. Girls.
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Girls? Who am I kidding?
Sea hags...
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Now, what are you fighting about?
And it better not be stupid.
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- It's not.
- Well, then go on.
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Okay.
Without looking in the cupboard...
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...Tell me which way
should the coffee cups be facing.
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And I thought it was just stupid.
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What's stupid is a woman
who stacks them right-side up...
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...So they collect dust.
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Well, at home, in her defence,
we recycle dust to make hot cocoa.
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And then in a few weeks, it becomes porridge.
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It's not about the cups at all, is it?
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What's really bothering you
is the way my clothes...
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...Mould themselves to my body.
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Spare me the voluptuous rap,
you sasquatchian nightmare.
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Chill out, Chiclet chest.
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- Turn your chair upside down...
- How dare you--
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- ...So it doesn't collect dust.
- Visitors come...
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- God intended them to be right-side up.
- ...For miles to see my cups.
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Upside down.
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- Let's ask Al.
- Let's ask Al.
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Anybody home?
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Hello?
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- Feed me.
- Feed me.
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- Feed me.
- Feed me.
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Feed me. Feed me.
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Yeah, I guess this would be unusual
in any other home.
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But I think, all things considered...
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...I'll just let this pass.
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Hey, Bud, you seen Marcie lately?
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I spent all day and night in bed yesterday...
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...Cuddling with her pyjamas...
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...Till I realized she wasn't in them.
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I was wondering why
she was so docile. I mean...
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...She let me do anything I wanted.
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You know, like have candy and stuff.
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You know where she might be?
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She went on vacation with Mom and Dad.
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Left us here to starve
with this miserable little grub.
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Hey, who are you calling miserable,
you little...?
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Imagine the nerve of that woman, leaving me...
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...Just because she's mad at me
for using her credit card.
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So what if I leave big tips with her money?
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What's the difference what I do wrong?
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I'm good-looking.
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You know, the attractive
should have special rights.
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I think we should have
our own parking spaces.
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They could have a little circle
with a sparkly smile...
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...Because looking at us makes people happy.
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Ain't it the truth.
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What?
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What--? What are we attractive people
laughing at?
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Oh, not you, good-looking.
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- You ain't bad yourself.
- Yeah, no kidding.
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How dare Marcie deny me anything.
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Besides, I have every right
to use this credit card. Look at it.
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It says right here, "Marcie D'Arcy."
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D'Arcy, that's me.
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You know, I have a thought.
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It's almost as funny as you being attractive.
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Hey.
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Oh, God, I needed that.
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Anyhow, here's my idea...
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I forgot it.
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Oh, wait, but here's another one.
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You should spend an enormous amount of money.
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So when your wife comes back...
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00:15:56,923 --> 00:15:59,159
...She'll appreciate how little
you spent before.
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Yeah.
247
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How mad can she get?
248
00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:04,531
We're good-looking.
249
00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:09,536
- What? What?
- Somebody stop him.
250
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:13,406
- Don't criticize my hair.
- When is the last time you got it cut?
251
00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:16,343
You need a new hairdresser.
You're locked in the '70s.
252
00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:20,013
It's disgusting.
I can't stand the sight of your hair.
253
00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:22,582
For heaven's sake.
No, yours is horrible.
254
00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:25,218
- Yours is. Yours is.
- Yours is. Yours.
255
00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:27,754
- Yours. Al...?
- Yours.
256
00:16:27,921 --> 00:16:30,457
- Would you settle an argument for us?
- No!
257
00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:32,425
Thanks, honey.
258
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:36,029
Al, sweetie...
259
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:39,032
...Which one of us has a loud, obnoxious voice?
260
00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:40,567
Me or Marcie?
261
00:16:40,734 --> 00:16:42,969
Wait a second, "Al, sweetie"?
262
00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:45,271
He's my husband.
I'll call him what I want.
263
00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:49,042
Why not call him some of the things
you call him when he's not around.
264
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:52,479
Al, you know I'm not proud of you.
Why would I talk about you?
265
00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:56,483
Oh, yeah? Who says, "What's
the difference between Al and an egg?
266
00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:59,853
An egg takes three minutes to be done"?
267
00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:03,323
I said two minutes.
268
00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:04,591
And I didn't say that.
269
00:17:04,758 --> 00:17:06,793
- Believe me, she hates you.
- Al, she's lying.
270
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:09,162
- She hates you.
- She's not even your wife...
271
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:12,632
- ...But she is lying.
- Silence! Silence, feline beasts.
272
00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:18,872
Now, we have been here for ten hours,
and in that ten hours...
273
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,107
...The two of you have only been quiet twice.
274
00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:24,744
Once, when I asked how come my
luggage forgot to be put in the car.
275
00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:28,114
The other time, for the hour that
Oprah was on, which is remarkable...
276
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:30,383
...Since we don't have a TV.
277
00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:33,453
All right, Al.
But I just have one more question.
278
00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:35,488
Which one of us has the firmest heinie?
279
00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:40,226
I'm blind!
280
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,395
I'm blind now!
281
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:45,959
Are you happy now, Seven?
282
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:51,364
Are you happy, Kelly?
283
00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:56,102
How about you, Bud? You happy?
284
00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:58,805
I will be soon.
285
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:12,318
May I see the back, please?
286
00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:20,827
This is very unusual, sir.
287
00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:23,229
Department stores
normally have lingerie shows...
288
00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:25,632
...Not guys in their living room.
289
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:29,168
But then you Kennedys go your own way.
290
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,872
Please. Kennedy is so formal.
291
00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:35,909
Just call me Bud-Bud.
292
00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:39,579
That's right, six dozen roses.
293
00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:41,147
That's right, from me.
294
00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:43,449
That's right, to me.
295
00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:45,785
Hey, what the hell.
296
00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:47,854
Send another dozen to a pair of pyjamas.
297
00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:49,789
Same address.
298
00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:54,827
Oh, Marcie, that was the most
relaxing vacation I've ever had.
299
00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:56,763
You know, that's the thing about women.
300
00:19:56,930 --> 00:19:59,899
We can get in an argument,
then talk it through rationally...
301
00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:03,102
...Then work it out in a civilized manner
like the sisters we are.
302
00:20:03,269 --> 00:20:05,271
- Oh, God bless us.
- He did.
303
00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:07,607
He made us women.
304
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:11,110
But to tell you the truth,
I was just lost without my Jefferson.
305
00:20:11,277 --> 00:20:13,179
I mean, so what if he tips big.
306
00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:16,816
He's good-looking.
I can forgive him anything.
307
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:30,430
Jefferson D'Arcy,
I better not be paying for this.
308
00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:33,700
Do you have anything to say
before I kill you?
309
00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:38,638
Good night.
310
00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:43,776
Jefferson!
311
00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:48,848
Are--? Are you still mad, honey?
312
00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:50,750
- Sweetie?
- Yeah.
313
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,552
Do you know what a melvin is?
314
00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:54,253
No.
315
00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:56,522
Then let me show you.
316
00:21:05,131 --> 00:21:08,134
Oh, yeah, we used to call them wedgies.
317
00:21:11,004 --> 00:21:14,007
Kelly, I wanna talk to you this minute.
318
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:17,644
- Yes, Mom.
- Sucker!
319
00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:28,121
Rub, dear.
320
00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:29,589
Hey, Mom.
321
00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:31,658
Where's...?
322
00:21:32,225 --> 00:21:34,127
What do we call him?
Starts with an L.
323
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,162
- Dad?
- Yeah.
324
00:21:37,363 --> 00:21:40,066
- Where is he?
- Well, he kept complaining...
325
00:21:40,233 --> 00:21:41,701
...How we ruined his vacation...
326
00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:45,138
...So I decided to let him stay up there
by himself for two whole days.
327
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:48,708
I just left the key on the table
while he was out chopping wood.
328
00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:51,444
I hope he's finally happy.
329
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:57,717
Well, folks, get ready
for another eight feet of snow.
330
00:21:57,884 --> 00:22:01,621
But we'll let the poor saps
who are outside worry about that.
331
00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:03,523
Eh, folks?
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