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- Yeah!
- All right!
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Give me a Jack and a beer back.
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All right, out of here.
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Come on.
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You know the rules.
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The elf bar's right down
the street by the cop bar.
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You Santas stink.
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Next Santa that talks down to me...
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...Is gonna be "Ho, ho, ho-ing" in soprano.
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Hey, who left the ornament on the floor?
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He's a high little kicker, huh?
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- Hey, Bundy.
- Hey, Bundy.
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Iskowitz. Gates. Braunstein.
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- How's it going over at your mall?
- Well, I've been peed on...
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...Spit on, snotted on...
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...Drooled on and thrown up on,
and now it's Miller time.
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Give me a beer.
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Here's to the death of Christmas forever.
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Who are they?
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Street-corner charity Santas.
They think they're better than us.
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They're doing it out of goodness.
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If you do good for others,
you are repaid tenfold.
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- Why, you son of a--
- Hey.
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Easy, big guy. It's not your fault.
He goaded you.
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It's just this damn Christmas
has got me down.
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Nobody cares what we want.
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Anybody want me?
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Well, I was gonna go see
Aladdin, but...
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Now, there's a guy with Christmas spirit.
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You know, nothing makes you
feel like a kid again at Christmas...
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...Like opening a two-pack of hooters.
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I'm gonna have a great time
with the extra money.
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I gotta buy gifts for the family.
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I used to have a foolproof
system for Christmas.
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I invented it in 1974.
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Hey, look, is that Daddy?
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No. He won't be anybody's daddy.
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Okay, kids, Daddy will be home
any second with our Christmas gifts.
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He said if we were good,
we'd get gifts. And we've been good.
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As far as he knows.
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Now, little Bud, what would
you like for Christmas?
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Playboys, hooters.
Playboys, hooters.
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His first words.
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How about you, Kelly?
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Well, I want peroxide and high heels...
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...And a "Dy-no-mite
Jimmie JJ Walker" doll.
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Playboys. Hooters.
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Munchkin. Bed wetter.
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Oh, now, now...
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Honey, it's okay.
Those are the only words he knows.
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Like hell.
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Now, how about you, little Buck?
What would you like for Christmas?
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I want that little chuck wagon
to run through the house...
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...And put food in my bowl.
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I sure hope Daddy hasn't spent
all our Christmas money...
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- ...On new brakes for the car.
- Look out. No brakes. No brakes.
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- Daddy's home.
- Presents.
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- Presents.
- Hooters.
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- Presents. Presents.
- Hooters. Hooters.
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Oh, good. Marriage has yet
shrunk me another inch.
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There's not much left to spare, honey.
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This is the last year
I'm working in a shoe store.
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A fat woman came into the store today.
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Wanted some shoes for a Christmas party.
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Told her to stand on her hands,
put a star on her butt...
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...And go as the world's largest, ugliest tree.
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Then she has the nerve
to get mad at me because she's fat.
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- Daddy?
- What?
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I forgot.
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Oh, yeah. Daddy?
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What?
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I forgot again.
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Don't say "what" next time.
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- Okay, pumpkin.
- Okay.
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Daddy?
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Daddy?
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Daddy?
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What?
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Now you made me forget again.
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Al, do you wanna see our Christmas lists?
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Oh, yeah-- Christmas.
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Well, you know,
I don't have much money.
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What with all that damn dog eats.
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But it is Christmas, so...
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- ...Have you been good?
- Oh, yes, very good. Yes.
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Well, that's too bad...
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...Because my present money situation--
Well, I could probably get...
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...Some, you know, crummy gifts...
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...Or one of you could get
one really nice gift.
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You know, the kids really don't
like you anymore.
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You know, the kids hate you.
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It seems like none of you
have been very good.
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Hooters?
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Playboys.
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- Playboys?
- Hooters.
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Nah, not this year. Maybe next year.
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- If you're good.
- Daddy?
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What good is this gonna do,
you're just gonna forget.
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No, I won't.
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Daddy?
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What?
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It was perfect.
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It worked every year, until two weeks ago.
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So every year that Daddy
has any money at all...
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...He gets us to turn on each other.
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Then we don't get any presents.
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What are we gonna say this year...
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...When he tries to get us
to snitch on each other?
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- Bud was bad.
- Kelly was bad.
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- Let's tell on Mom.
- Kids, please.
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Come on. Now, kids...
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Now it's happening again.
We're turning on each other already.
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That's why this year I have a plan.
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For the two weeks before Christmas,
we are family.
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And who's the enemy?
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Daddy!
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That's right.
Now, what do we want for Christmas?
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- A CD player.
- Toys.
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A new watch.
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Playboys, hooters.
Playboys, hooters.
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Look out. No brakes. No brakes.
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Daddy's home.
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This is the last year
I work at the shoe store.
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A fat woman came in the store today...
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...Said she wanted some shoes
for a Christmas party.
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Told her to stand on her hands,
put a star on her butt...
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...And go as the world's largest, ugliest tree.
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Daddy, you told us that one already.
It happened 18 years ago.
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No, it didn't, it happened today.
I think.
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Oh, my God. I'm telling the same
stories over and over again like--
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Like Shelley Winters on The Tonight Show.
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I've gotta get out of the shoe business.
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Yeah, Dad. Senile around
with someone who cares.
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We got our Christmas lists ready.
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Oh, Christmas. Well, you know,
I don't have too much money.
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Well, I could probably get
a bunch of crummy gifts for you...
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...Or one of you could have
one really nice gift.
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Oh, a united Bundy front, eh?
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Well, I've got bad news for you.
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You can't outsmart Daddy because I'm broke.
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Rather than see your disappointed
faces on Christmas morning...
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...Daddy will be at the nudie bar.
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Now...
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...Who wants to get old Dad a beer?
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Honey, you'll have plenty
of money for gifts this Christmas.
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We're gonna help you out.
We all got jobs.
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You all got jobs?
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Oh, man, you guys are the greatest.
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You got jobs? Well, what kind
of jobs did you get for yourselves?
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No. Not for us.
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For you.
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- Let's tell him, kids.
- Okay.
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With twelve days till Christmas
Your family got for you
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- Twelve days fruit picking
- Eleven, off-ramp selling
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- Ten, toilets cleaning
- Nine, digging graves
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- Eight, snaking sewers
- Seven, spearing rats
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- Six, training guard dogs
- Five, giving blood
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- Four, crash-test dummying
- Three jobs roach killing
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- Two jobs dog catching
- And one job Santa-ing at the mall
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Merry Christmas, Daddy.
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No, no, no.
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Get him off of me.
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Get him off of me.
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What's he want a pony for anyway,
to put between two slices of bread?
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Next.
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What do you want for Christmas, little boy?
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Well, I want an end to pollution.
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Let's start here.
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Always remember that Santa hates you.
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Yeah? What's he gonna do?
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Make me a shoe salesman?
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Next.
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What would you like
for Christmas, little girl?
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A husband to yell at and torture.
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Well, I'm sure you'll get one.
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What would you like for Christmas?
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A cure for the measles.
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Next.
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Hi, Santa.
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Did one of your reindeer make a no-no?
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I'm sorry. That must be
the Ghost of Foot Fungus Past.
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You don't have to tell Santa
what you want for Christmas.
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You want a pair of breasts.
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Just like a grown-up woman.
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But Santa says,
"Be happy with what you've got.
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The body of a young boy."
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Here, little girl, have a candy cane.
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You giving out replicas now, Al?
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Well, in that case...
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Marcie?
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I'm sorry, young fella.
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Marcie?
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Sorry. Thought you were my wife.
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Excuse me, son.
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Hey, Marcie.
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Good, I've been looking all over for you.
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I found a store that carries
that pump-up bra you wanted.
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Now you can pump them up
to be any size you want...
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...And you won't have to take
Al's insults any more.
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And the only one who will know
they're not real is you.
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And me.
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And me.
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Look, Marcie, it's Al.
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Oh, God. I'm glad I didn't say anything
that would embarrass me.
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Oh, hey. I won't say nothing.
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But I'd build her arms up first.
From what I can see...
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...She needs to do a lot of pumping.
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Hey, move the little boy.
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Yeah, we're waiting.
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Hey, kids. Santa gives us so much...
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...What say we give him something back?
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Yeah!
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And a-one, and a-two, and:
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Bundy the no man
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He's as bald as he can be
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With hair in his nose
And rot on his toes
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He's as bald as he can be
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Just the boys.
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Bundy the no man
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- Just the girls.
- He's as bald as he can be
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- Everyone.
- He's entered old age
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Making minimum wage
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He's as bald as he can be
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And around.
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Bundy the
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- No man
- Bundy the
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- No man
- Bundy the
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- No man
- Bundy the
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- No man
- Bundy the
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Bundy...
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So I did the 12 jobs in 12 days.
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The worst was the crummy Santa gig.
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I had so many knees in my groin,
I thought I was in bed with the wife.
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You better give me one more
for the road and then I'm...
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I'm off to buy presents.
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I'd get you for my son, Bud...
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...But he wouldn't know what to do with you.
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"Bud."
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"Peg."
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"Seven."
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"Kelly."
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Ah, now, Buck, boy...
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I forgot all about you.
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Ah, but you're just a dumb little dog.
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You probably don't even know it's Christmas.
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That's okay.
I have a little something for you.
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It's called pee,
and it'll be waiting in your slippers.
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Yes, sirree, boy.
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It's gonna be one fine Christmas.
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I told you I smelled Daddy.
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- Presents, you guys, we got presents.
- Presents!
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- Presents!
- Look. Look. Look. It's me. Kelly.
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00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:08,788
It's me.
254
00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:14,527
Oh, Al. You got me the watch I always wanted.
255
00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:18,765
Daddy, a CD player, and my first CD.
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00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:21,601
"Herman's Hermits."
257
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:26,473
"I Am Henry the V-I-I-I One Am."
258
00:18:28,074 --> 00:18:31,711
Kel, that's, "I'm Henry VIII, I Am."
259
00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:35,515
Now, how could you possibly
get that from that bunch of letters?
260
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:38,618
Oh, Dad...
261
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:41,488
A "Build Your Own Hooters" kit.
262
00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:48,695
With the lifelike plastic.
263
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,531
"Build them, look at them...
264
00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:53,933
...Feel them, trade them with your friends.
265
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:57,003
Or put them on and just scare your mother."
266
00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:00,039
God, did I need these.
267
00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:03,776
Look, Mom. Hooters! Hooters!
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00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:06,779
Yes, they're very cute, dear. Here.
269
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:11,985
All right. Now, who's the best daddy
in the world?
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00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:15,188
Daddy!
271
00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:17,490
Then it was all worth it.
272
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:20,393
It was all worth it.
273
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:23,463
It was all worth it.
274
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:26,866
Wake up, buddy. It's closing time.
275
00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:30,670
I was dreaming.
276
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:33,139
I gave my son breasts.
277
00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:37,577
That's a very cool dream, sir.
278
00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:39,379
Well...
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00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,116
- ...How much I owe you?
- Nothing.
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00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:44,717
You already paid.
281
00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:46,653
For everybody.
282
00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:50,523
You were unconscious,
but I felt you wanted to pay.
283
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:53,192
You being Santa and all.
284
00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:06,806
And now, "Ray"...
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00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:09,108
...Can we talk?
286
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,645
Where's Daddy with our presents?
287
00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:15,415
Look out. No brakes. No brakes.
288
00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:24,023
You know, he hit pretty hard. I hope
nothing happened to our presents.
289
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:29,662
- Oh, presents.
- Presents?
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00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:31,631
Presents.
291
00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:35,935
Here's Santa with your presents.
292
00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:39,639
Let's see, now. What do we got here?
Bud. Son.
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00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:41,741
This is for you.
294
00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:45,645
- "Ray's Bar"?
- Just take it and go away.
295
00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:48,548
Now, let's see. Seven.
296
00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:51,818
Here. Your very first beer steins.
297
00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:55,054
Wow, much cooler than a bike.
298
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:58,191
- All right. Now, pumpkin.
- Is this for me? Is this for me?
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00:20:58,358 --> 00:20:59,993
What do we have in here for you?
300
00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:02,028
Here you are, sweetie pie.
301
00:21:02,195 --> 00:21:04,964
Now, there you go.
302
00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:10,870
Now, sweetheart, you never have to
learn how to read.
303
00:21:11,838 --> 00:21:15,108
Even comes with its own wall. Cool.
304
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:18,845
Best of all, it's a Ray's.
305
00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:24,884
Ah, now, Buck, boy,
I forgot about you.
306
00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:26,753
But you're just a dumb dog.
307
00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:28,921
You probably don't even know it's Christmas.
308
00:21:29,088 --> 00:21:32,592
And you don't know about
the dead bird I left in your jacket.
309
00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:37,597
Peg.
310
00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:41,934
Try as I might, I couldn't forget about you.
311
00:21:46,005 --> 00:21:48,474
Oh, Al...
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00:21:48,675 --> 00:21:51,744
I can't believe it.
313
00:21:53,546 --> 00:21:56,349
But, honey, it says "Ray."
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00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:59,719
Well, sure, honey.
That's because you're my little...
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00:22:00,286 --> 00:22:02,622
...Ray of sunshine.
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00:22:07,927 --> 00:22:10,530
Oh, Al.
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00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:13,433
Oh, Ray.
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