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Peg, you're down here.
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I must've been dreaming you ran off
with that dwarf down at the bookstore...
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...And that I'm living in sin
with a Playmate centerfold...
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...And her eight roommates...
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...Who can speak, but choose not to.
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Al, that is so insulting.
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You know, you sound as if you think
women have nothing interesting to say.
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That is so untrue.
Take me, for example.
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I have lots of interesting
observations to share.
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For instance, who but me would tell you...
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...That your teeth have evolved...
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...Into the same lovely shade
of yellow as your underwear?
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Or that you have ten times more
hair in your nose than on your head?
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Or that over the years you have
shrunk several inches in height.
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Gee, I-- I wonder where they went.
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There they are.
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Which reminds me, Al.
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- I want sex.
- So do I...
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...But I see no reason to drag you into it.
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Al, there is nothing happening
in our bedroom.
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Well, Peg, if it's working, don't fix it.
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Al, this isn't normal.
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Everybody else has sex.
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Everybody else has sex.
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What are you doing, looking in windows?
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Yes, I do.
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And everybody else has sex.
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Oh, God, I'm exhausted.
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Sex, sex, sex all night long.
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I know.
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I told you I saw someone doing the wave.
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Coffee, Marcie?
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I'd offer Jefferson some...
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...But he doesn't need
anything to keep him going.
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Well, Peggy, you seem grumpy.
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That could mean two things:
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You're not getting any...
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...Or even worse, you are.
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The big goose egg.
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- Again, that could mean two things.
- Oh, Marcie.
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I don't know what happened.
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Al used to be so passionate.
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All I had to do was undo a button,
show some skin, and he was ready.
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Yeah. Time was it was enough to be
naked in a car with music playing.
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I could get any man that walked by.
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Well, that is, if it was late enough.
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But now men need all the help
we can give them.
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I mean, think of men's sexual lives
like on a graph.
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Their prowess increases to a peak...
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...Then they hit a certain age and:
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Look at them talking about me again.
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You know, it's easy to complain.
We're the ones that do all the work.
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Many's the time I've thought, "Oh,
I'd like to just lay there, you know...
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...And occasionally toss out
an, Oh, baby, oh, baby.'"
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You'd think my natural beauty would be
enough just to look at me, you know.
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I mean, you don't ask
the statue of David to move a little.
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Yep, it's a crime how men
get handsomer and women just age.
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Oh, and sure, I d get excited too
if I was going to bed with me.
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Well, no such luck.
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Oh, time was I used to have
to think about baseball...
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...Just to slow things down.
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Now I just wanna think about baseball.
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How many times can you
have sex with your hands like this:
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Look, they're talking about me again.
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But you get used to it.
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You know, Marcie,
that was really a wild nightgown...
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...You had on last night.
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Can I see it sometime?
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No. Jefferson ate it.
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- Oh, it was one of those edible things.
- No, but he was hungry...
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...And we didn't wanna stop.
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That's a nice button.
It goes with my zipper...
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...That I found in my burrito
at Illegal Pete's.
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God, Marcie, you just seem to have
no problem with Jefferson at all.
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Yeah, right. You try fighting him
for the mirror.
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But in the bedroom,
I know how to handle a man.
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You see, men are like children.
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They need to be amused.
They want a show.
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So you have to dress it up, you know?
Entice them.
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I know you look at me and think,
"Marcie, you're a sex goddess.
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Surely you need no help."
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Yeah, I-- I was thinking something like that.
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Yes, well, brace yourself.
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For even one such as I...
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...Must resort to costumes
and desperate pleading...
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...To have romantic, blinding sex.
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What you should do is go down
to Hemphley's Department Store.
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They have the best
lingerie department in town.
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- Soon Al will be all over you.
- Well, then I better stop...
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...And get him some soap and a toothbrush and...
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Oh, and an instruction manual.
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Al.
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Honey, I wanna go shopping with Marcie.
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Give me money.
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No.
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Gee, honey, that's too bad.
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You know, I was thinking
of getting you a nice juicy steak.
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Doesn't that sound good, honey?
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Yeah, and Peg, and those--
Those little rolls...
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...That when you open them up, hot comes out.
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Well, Al, hot is expensive.
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Well, Peg, I've been saving all my money...
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...For the big anniversary issue
of Hooters In High Heels.
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You know-- You know, it's the issue
that deals with...
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...Hoo-- Hooters in high heels.
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Well, I guess I don't have
to make you a chocolate cake.
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Chocolate cake, chocolate cake
Eat so much you get a tummy ache
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See you tonight, baby.
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- He really believes you.
- And why not?
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Marriage is a sacred trust.
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See you for dinner, sweetheart.
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You know, Jefferson,
I hope I made the right decision.
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Hooters.
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Chocolate cake. Hooters.
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Chocolate cake.
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Decisions, decisions. Well, I guess
that's all part of being an adult.
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- Yeah.
- Jefferson?
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What?
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Choco-hooters.
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You know, I think there might be
something to that.
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Peg.
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I'm home.
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- Hi, Daddy.
- Yeah, sure.
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Go away. I'm gonna eat.
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I don't wanna feel bad about
not giving you any.
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Before I go, can I ask a question?
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What's the difference between men and women?
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One works...
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...And the other's a woman.
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So, Mrs. Darcy is a man?
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Yes.
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Then Mr. Darcy is a woman?
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Yes.
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No wonder you sell shoes.
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Yes.
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Oh, man, I'm gonna eat.
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Just like they were 20 years ago
when I bought them.
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- Al.
- It is I.
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- And I am ready.
- Do you want it, Al?
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Oh, I want it.
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- Do you need it, Al?
- I need it bad, baby.
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Supper's served.
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Where is it, Peg?
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Where is it, baby?
Don't do this to me.
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I'm wearing it, baby.
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Well, take it off and fry it up.
I'm starving.
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Al, it's not food.
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It's just me.
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But don't worry. I'll make you
forget all about food.
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Well, honey, you've already done that.
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Al, can you honestly look me in the eye...
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...And tell me that this does not turn you on?
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Well, Peg, I can look you
in the anywhere and say that.
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Can't be just me.
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Maybe I'm wrong.
Maybe nobody has sex anymore.
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- Oh, God.
- Oh, Bob.
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Oh, Fong.
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Oh, mailman.
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Oh, God. Oh, Jefferson. Oh, God.
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Oh, God. Oh, Jefferson. Oh, God.
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You hear that, Peg?
Everybody in the neighborhood...
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...But me is eating.
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Peg, I don't wanna be here.
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I don't feel comfortable
in Undergarment World.
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And the idea of you trying them on,
frankly, gives me the jimmies.
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Al, just look around and tell me
if you see something you like.
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Well, I like that.
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Al, that is exactly what I had on earlier.
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No kidding?
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Well, what, did you have it on
backwards or something?
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So, what do you think, honey?
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Well, what difference does it make?
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We're married.
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Well, maybe if that redhead
over there was wearing it.
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Look, Al. Like I have pleaded with you
a thousand times in the bedroom...
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...Just look around. I'm sure
you'll find something you like.
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Peg, I don't belong here.
This is not a place for men.
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It's not healthy.
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Case in point.
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Now, I'm not just in college.
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I'm in community college.
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I saw this movie where
this mannequin came to life...
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...So if you can talk, please do.
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Bud.
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Oh, my God.
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You know my name.
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Do you also know what I like?
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Bud.
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You sound like my mother.
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Hi, guys. I was just trying out
some of my lines...
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...That I use on my many human co-ed dates.
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Yeah, sure. Like having you guys for
parents had nothing to do with this.
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Al, I think you better talk to him.
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Well, you have ideas about what I should say?
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No.
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Can I help you?
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Not unless you can take me back 20 years...
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...And tell me not to marry a shoe salesman.
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Actually, I'd like to exchange
this for something...
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...That will definitely interest my husband.
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Well, I don't know.
It would help if I saw your husband.
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Never does me.
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But brace yourself, there he is.
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Here's one that might come in a
little handy, somewhere down the line.
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I call it the Bundy one-finger-bra-unhook.
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My God. It's got me.
No. Help me, Bud.
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Don't panic, Dad.
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I mean, old peculiar stranger.
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Help me, Bud!
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Help me, Bud!
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Does nothing please him?
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What does a normal woman have to do
to keep her husband interested?
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Not a day goes by...
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...That I don't try to keep him happy.
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God, I wish someone would dust around here.
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Hi, Mom.
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Not that I really wanna know,
but how'd Dad like the outfit?
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Well, he said what he really wanted...
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...Was the meat that used
to live under this baby.
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I give up.
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I'd better just resign myself.
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I'm just not attractive
to your father anymore.
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Although I do excite myself.
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But then, I was never the problem.
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Well, you're still attractive, Mom.
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Dad's just going through one
of those man phases.
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I mean, it's probably not
that easy for him anymore.
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What is he now? Seventy-five?
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Daddy is the same age as I am.
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You're 75?
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God, you look good.
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Thank you.
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Oh, but don't get down, Mom.
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Lots of guys find you attractive.
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Really? Like who?
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Well, like my friend
Buffy's grandfather.
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All of his other friends
were drooling over Betty White...
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...But he wouldn't hear of it.
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He said that you were better.
And he was a very wise man, Mom.
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He was 103.
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You know, till he died.
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In fact his last words were,
"Peggy hot, Betty not."
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Gee, that's very flattering, honey.
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- Anyone younger?
- Nope.
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- You sure?
- Yep.
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- You don't wanna take a minute?
- Nope.
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Oh, my God. Then it's true.
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It really is Daddy and me
for the rest of our lives.
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I guess I have no choice
but to go back to that lingerie store...
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...And buy something kinky this time.
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Okay, if you must. But you shouldn't
work so hard with Daddy.
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00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:26,312
You have to remember,
attraction is a three-way street.
253
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Or is it a one-way tunnel?
254
00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:34,053
In any case, I do know
that it's a four-lane highway...
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...And it takes two to use the car-pool lane.
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00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:42,462
What I'm trying to say is, what
the younger generation has learned...
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...Is that there's absolutely nothing
for us to watch on CBS...
258
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...And that you have to be yourself.
259
00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:52,939
A man has to love you for you,
not for some costume.
260
00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:55,341
He has to love who you are inside.
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Oh, gosh.
262
00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:08,154
Well, I guess it's back to Hemphley's.
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Al.
264
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:13,893
What?
265
00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:21,601
You can come out of there, Al.
I'm going out.
266
00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:24,537
But will you be back?
267
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:27,373
Yes. But don't worry.
268
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:30,376
I'm gonna turn this costume in
and get you food.
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00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:32,946
No, you won't. It'll just
be another tight outfit...
270
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,615
...Showing your skin and scaring me.
271
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That's it now, Peg.
272
00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:41,321
I'm putting my foot down
as the man of this closet.
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00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:43,957
- No more outfits.
- All right, Al.
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No more outfits.
Tomorrow I'll get you food.
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00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:59,739
I knew it. No food downstairs.
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Doesn't bother me at all.
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Al not sad.
278
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:07,814
Come look under the covers, baby.
279
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Now Al sad.
280
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:13,786
- I'll be in my closet.
- Oh, Al.
281
00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:17,857
There's something under here
that might interest you.
282
00:19:18,057 --> 00:19:19,526
This.
283
00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:24,030
It's a steak, baby.
284
00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:26,866
Doesn't it look good?
285
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,002
I love you.
286
00:19:30,436 --> 00:19:34,173
Who wants a bite
of this nice, delicious steak?
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00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,075
I do, I do, I do.
288
00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:40,613
Come and get it, baby.
289
00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:48,788
Good boy.
290
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:56,095
Is my big boy happy now?
291
00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:04,003
Come here, Al.
292
00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:05,772
No.
293
00:20:05,939 --> 00:20:07,206
Well, if you don't...
294
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...You're gonna miss out on this.
295
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:18,551
A nice, juicy prime-rib bone.
296
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:30,163
All right, baby. Time for dessert.
297
00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:38,838
Good boy.
298
00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:50,883
Daddy's home.
299
00:20:56,889 --> 00:20:58,658
What's for dinner, baby?
300
00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:00,493
Nothing, honey.
301
00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:02,261
Nut n Honey cereal?
302
00:21:03,296 --> 00:21:05,798
No, Al. I mean nothing, honey.
303
00:21:05,999 --> 00:21:08,334
Well-- Well, that can't be.
304
00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:13,873
Well, there's nothing appetizing
under there at all.
305
00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:16,643
Now, Peg, if you expect me to pleasure you...
306
00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:19,512
...I'm gonna need the same
thing that Robert Mitchum needs.
307
00:21:19,912 --> 00:21:22,315
A jowl tightening?
308
00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:25,251
No. Beef, baby. Lay it on me.
309
00:21:25,551 --> 00:21:28,454
Al, do you know that I cooked four hours...
310
00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:31,357
...For that five minutes of sex we had?
311
00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:33,426
It's just not worth it.
312
00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:36,863
Well, I-- Well, I-- I can get better.
313
00:21:37,030 --> 00:21:40,366
I could probably get up to six minutes.
314
00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:43,770
Oh, honey, it's not that, it's j--
It's just too much trouble.
315
00:21:43,936 --> 00:21:45,371
Oh, yeah?
316
00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:47,440
Well, look at this.
317
00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:59,886
That ought to be worth a pot roast.
318
00:22:00,953 --> 00:22:03,022
Al, it's just not worth it.
319
00:22:03,189 --> 00:22:06,125
- I'll be in the closet.
- I'll get another outfit.
320
00:22:06,292 --> 00:22:08,995
I saw a little black one,
see-through, feathers on the side.
321
00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:10,797
What do you say?
322
00:22:12,298 --> 00:22:14,534
It'll make my heinie
look like a little apple.
323
00:22:14,701 --> 00:22:16,302
Come on, what do you say?
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