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What time is it?
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- Three-thirty.
- A.m. or b.m.?
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B.m.
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You know, I don't know why they call it b.m.
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I mean, why don't they call it p.m.
For "postmeridian"?
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God, sometimes I feel
like I am the last bastion...
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...Of good sense on this forsaken
outpost of humanity.
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By the way, are my shoes on the right feet?
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- No.
- Oh, so that's why they hurt.
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- Where's Mom?
- She's out with Seven.
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He sneezed, Mom panicked
and she took him to the doctor.
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Doctor? She never took us to the doctor.
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I had a 109-degree temperature
and all she did was bleach my hair.
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It's because her Mom always told her,
"Bleach a cold, raise a beaver."
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Gee, I thought it was,
"Feed a pimple, raise a troll."
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My little sweetness.
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Look, honey, it's Al's children.
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Hi, Mom. Everything go all right?
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Oh, God, what an ordeal.
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I took Seven to a dozen specialists.
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They all agreed he just sneezed.
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You can't put a price on that kind of news.
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Of course, those doctors sure did,
but I guess I just overreacted.
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I won't make that mistake again.
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Get out of my house.
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Get out of here before you infect this child.
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Mom, it was just a feather
on the end of my nose.
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Well, that's what they said
when the Black Plague started.
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Now, I'll have none of that here.
Just wait outside till it passes.
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Gee, Bud, sometimes life's a girl, huh?
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And I want you out too.
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- Why me?
- You were talking to Bud.
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You might have been infected.
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Mom. It's freezing out there.
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Gee, then I better shut the door.
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Oh, hi, Buck. We're home.
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Now you can play with Seven.
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Oh, my God, I'd better sneeze.
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I can just feel the mommy in me.
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- You'll talk to Mom about letting us in?
- Yeah, sure.
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Hi, Daddy. I had a question,
but Mommy said to ask you.
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Where do babies come from?
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Well, generally speaking,
a six-pack and two horny teenagers.
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He's only kidding.
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He really has no idea.
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Now, go play with Daddy's pennies,
but don't lose any.
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- They're for our retirement.
- Okay.
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Daddy, what's retirement?
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It's what men do when they die
and women do when they marry.
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Oh, honey, feeling a little glum?
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Well, this will cheer you up.
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You know you're always saying that
if I want money I should get it myself?
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Well, today I needed money
to pay Seven's doctor bills.
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Get ready to be proud of me.
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All by myself, I took cash
that was sitting doing nothing...
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...Out of that pretty red envelope.
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You mean, the one in the mailbox...
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...That was addressed to
our mortgage company, Eviction Trust?
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Well, I wouldn't know about that.
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When I open envelopes not addressed
to me, I just take the money.
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But I never read them.
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I feel that would be an invasion of privacy.
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And yet you have no problem
living in my bedroom.
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Peg, don't you see,
the envelope was a pretty red one...
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...Because the bank is a little mad at us
because we haven't paid in months.
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But on the good side, we'll be moving
to a roomier space now.
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It goes by the name "outside."
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Are we ever gonna be let back in the house?
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No, kids. None of us are.
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For, you see, Mommy spent
all of our mortgage money.
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Well, Al, you'll just have to do something.
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All right. I will.
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I want my mommy!
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I don't want no excuses.
I want that five bucks you owe me.
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I don't care.
I'll see you in prison, Mom.
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Deadbeat.
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Gotta get a second job.
I gotta get something to pay for all this.
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All right, here we go.
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Hey, Al. Came over to borrow some ice,
but I'll just chip it off your kids.
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The want ads.
Husband's second worst fear.
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The first of course is hearing, "Oh, God!
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What am I supposed to do with that?
It scares me."
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But you get over that fear
after a thousand women have said it.
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- Jefferson, let me ask you something.
- What?
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How does Marcie let you get away
with not working?
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Well, Al, I'll tell you.
Whenever the subject comes up...
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...I just give her a ride
on the old Jefferson Airplane.
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Yep. Yep.
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- Help us.
- I can't. I'm a Republican.
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Well, hey, here's my little
frequent flier now.
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Jefferson, where have you been?
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You know what a difficult day
I was going to have...
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...And all I asked was for you
to fix me a bath and some supper...
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...And serve it to me in your bicycle shorts.
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- But you did absolutely nothing.
- Nothing?
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Do you think that my skin
is naturally this smooth?
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It takes work, baby.
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Hey, that is pretty smooth.
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Hey, you wanna tell Peg
what you're using here?
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Oh, this is intoxicating.
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- Thanks, Al.
- Well, thank you.
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Oh, please. Now, listen, missy.
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I am through paying for your fanny buffs.
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Do you mind getting your hands
off my husband.
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And you. It's time you got your little
apple butt in gear and got a job.
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Well, why don't we talk about this
at home, Marcie.
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Hearken. I think I hear your flight
boarding right now.
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We'll have you strapped in in a minute, baby.
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Oh, well, all right.
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But we are gonna talk about this job thing.
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Oh, yeah. Feel this, Marcie.
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Oh, my goodness.
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What was I saying?
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Well, it couldn't have been important.
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Listen, I'm gonna go home
and get ready for takeoff.
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Get a wax, baby.
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You never look back.
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All right, let's see here.
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"No education, no experience
and no drive necessary."
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Now, what kind of stupid job could that--
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Oh, yeah, a shoe salesman.
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Hey, here's one:
"Bartender in a topless bar."
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Well, I think I could handle that.
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All it takes is a little maturity,
and as we know, I am a mature man.
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I'm gonna see boobies.
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Hi. You the boss?
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Yeah.
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What can I do for you, sweet cheeks?
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Well, for one thing, you can look
at my face when you're talking to me.
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And for another,
I'm here for the bartending job.
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You'll do.
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You'll do just fine.
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Hot doggy!
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When do all the topless babes get here?
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Oh, my God, it's not you, is it?
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No, it's not me.
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It's you.
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Hey, bartender, let's hurry up
with those drinks!
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He's shy.
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Let's see it, baby. Honk, honk.
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Well, if you've got it, trot it.
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What's your temperature?
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This long.
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Kel, that's not how you do it.
It's not how long it is.
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Yeah, right.
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Or how smart it is.
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Let's see what the thermometer says.
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Kelly, this is a meat thermometer.
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Well, what am I supposed to do?
I'm not a fish.
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You don't look so good.
You're not gonna pass out, are you?
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No.
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Mom, I think Kelly passed out from her fever.
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Oh, my.
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Well, after I feed Seven,
I'll bleach her hair.
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How does it feel, Peg?
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To get for free what every other woman
in Chicago has to pay for.
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Go ahead, touch it, Peg.
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Touch the tush that set Chicago afire.
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Well, if you don't mind.
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And now on to you, honey.
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Tell me, is that money
in your pants or are you...?
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Well, let's face it.
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It could only be money.
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Yep. There's another kind of green
in my underwear now, Peg.
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- Yeah, yeah.
- Oh, my God, Al.
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After all these years of experimenting...
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...You've finally found something to do
with your pelvic area.
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Wait, Peg, there's more.
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Oh, Al, you've been saying that for years.
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I think it's time we just dropped
the senseless charade.
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- But it's fine, honey. Really it is.
- It's better than fine, Peg.
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It gives change.
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Peg. Yeah, I feel good. Yeah, I do.
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I quit my shoe job, Peg.
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No time for it, really.
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Don't regret the shoe business.
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Twas a pleasant little interlude
until I found my true calling:
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Shakin' Al Junior and the...
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...Pips.
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You know, Al, I'm not sure,
but I think I might have just had one.
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Hey.
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Mary.
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Doris.
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Beth.
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Al, these are other women's phone numbers.
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I don't know if I like this.
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Do I see the redheaded monster of jealousy?
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Well, I don't know.
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Should I be jealous?
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Well...
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...Yes.
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I mean, look what they're all seeing, Peg.
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The same thing God saw when he said,
"Let there be man."
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But, Peg, as ugly as these women are,
I still come home to you.
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I don't know, honey.
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I love this money,
and I know those women are ugly...
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...But, you know, the truth is,
I'm not a very good wife.
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I don't do anything for you.
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I mean, what if these other women
finally started paying attention to you?
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It's a long shot,
but I can't take that chance.
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I want you to quit.
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Oh, Peg.
It's hard to tell these to quit.
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- What's the matter?
- Nothing.
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I just had a Village People flashback.
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People pay to see me like this.
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Oh, okay, so will I.
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Here's a dollar.
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Sing "YMCA."
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No, wait, here's $2.
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Put a shirt on.
I can't stand to see you topless.
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Well, at least people know when I'm topless.
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My back has bigger breasts than you.
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No, your front has bigger breasts than me.
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You leave my Alsy alone.
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He has to dress like this for his second job.
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Second job?
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Jefferson, don't you think it's time
you got a first job?
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Okay, Marcie, come on.
Let's go do the "Oh, Jefferson."
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Fine. Oh, Jefferson, get a job.
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You may be cuter than I am...
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...But it's time you started pulling
your own weight around here.
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I mean, if I wanted peanuts,
I'd fly Delta.
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Look, Al, you gotta help me.
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Well, all right, all right.
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When you're with Marcie,
shut your eyes real tight...
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...And picture one of the Golden Girls.
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That ought to be a step up from reality.
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Thanks, Al. I'll do that.
But I'm talking about this work thing.
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I mean, I'd die. I'd just die...
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...If I had to give up my prime two p.m.
Manicure appointment.
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If I miss even one...
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...I just know some damn woman's
gonna scarf it up.
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So you're the bitch with 2:00.
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You know, I've been wondering
who that blond was...
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...Eduardo is so in love with.
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Dad, now that you've discussed Mom
and our stupid neighbor's problems...
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...Think you could pull a dollar out
so we could have some aspirin?
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Son, are you here?
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Jefferson...
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...I might be able to find you
something and at night.
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- Yeah?
- Peg. You gotta feel this.
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Well, of course it's soft, Al.
He's Eduardo's pet.
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00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:40,587
Well, I'm just trying to tell you
that it's enchanting.
244
00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:43,990
Gee, Al, you sure know how
to make a man feel good.
245
00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:47,193
Well, it's easy when I'm around you.
246
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:52,665
- Hey, the Bears are playing tonight.
- Yeah, that football. What a game, huh?
247
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- Anyway.
- Yeah?
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00:18:58,304 --> 00:18:59,806
You stick with me tonight...
249
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...And you'll see the Dalai Lama of guy
do his thing.
250
00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:38,711
Oh, hey. Remember, ladies,
I do weddings and bar mitzvahs.
251
00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:48,988
- Yes, ma'am.
- Could you give this to the cute one?
252
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:51,991
Why, if you were a woman, I'd...
253
00:20:11,945 --> 00:20:15,682
Did you get any more phone numbers,
Mr. Casanova Bundy?
254
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:19,586
{\an8}Well, Peg, I was thinking about
what you were saying...
255
00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:23,456
{\an8}...You know about being jealous and all and...
256
00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:25,892
{\an8}So for you...
257
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:28,661
{\an8}...I gave up my topless career.
258
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:33,566
{\an8}And wrote "go home" on my chest.
259
00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:36,603
You got fired, huh?
260
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,504
{\an8}Yes, I did.
261
00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:46,245
Jefferson took all my women,
and now there's nothing in my pants.
262
00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:53,086
You have no money,
and you want me to console you?
263
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:56,089
God, what a woman you are.
264
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:59,492
Well, Al, I have some good news
and some bad news.
265
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It's not a good time now, Peg.
266
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I understand.
267
00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:06,466
Anyhow, Seven coughed,
so I took him to several doctors.
268
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Specialists, actually.
269
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The good news is he's fine.
270
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:13,640
But the bad news is
those specialists were very expensive.
271
00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:16,342
But don't worry, honey,
I took care of it myself.
272
00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:18,378
I just took money out of that envelope...
273
00:21:18,544 --> 00:21:21,748
...That you were gonna use
for your car insurance.
274
00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:28,454
Damn Dodge.
275
00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:32,925
Gee, honey, that might have been your Dodge.
276
00:21:35,328 --> 00:21:37,897
Well, maybe I can get my old job back.
277
00:21:38,064 --> 00:21:41,434
Unbelievably enough,
the position has not been filled.
278
00:21:42,101 --> 00:21:46,139
Oh, my God,
I'm a shoe salesman again.
279
00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:49,075
Oh, Al.
280
00:21:49,242 --> 00:21:51,878
Well, honey, if it's any comfort at all...
281
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...No matter how bad it gets,
at least you won't be alone.
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