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All right, honey.
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Now, let's try a little bit harder word.
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How about "dog"?
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Come on, honey,
I know you can do it.
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Okay.
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D.
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O? Okay.
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"Og."
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Dog.
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G.
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G? Well, why don't you finish the rest?
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"Gee, she's stupid."
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Let's see you finish the word, smarty-pants.
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Oh, "dog."
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Like in "dogmatic."
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Oh, of course.
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Hey, Kel. You look kind of puzzled.
Someone ask you to spell "dog"?
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Oh, my God, they did.
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Let me see what we got in the mail.
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Bills, bills, bills.
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Letter from Al's mother.
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Bills, bills.
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Here, honey, go play with these.
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Now, this is what
I've been waiting for.
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Bud's invitation to
the Oldest Virgins in America Club?
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No. It's a letter
from the Board of Education.
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An application
to send little Seven to school.
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Oh, cool.
I can help him with his studies...
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...Because I be a high school graduate.
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Yes, honey, and we be very proud of you.
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Actually, I requested this...
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...Because just the other day,
I saw the school bus go by...
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...And I felt what every mother
feels deep inside:
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Those bus drivers are getting younger
and cuter every year.
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So while I was taking my oh-so-cold shower...
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...I thought, "Gee, maybe I should just
send Seven to school."
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Let's see here.
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"Age."
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Thirty...
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Twenty-eight.
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Mom? I think they mean
Seven's age.
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I thought they'd want mine on here
for the traditional...
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..."Mommy takes bus driver to dinner,
dancing and Jacuzzi" interlude.
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Come here, honey.
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When's your birthday, Seven?
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I don't know.
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Well, didn't you ever have a birthday party?
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No.
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Well, we're gonna fix that right now...
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...Because I want you
to have birthdays, schooling...
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...Vaccinations, friends, a future.
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Everything the authorities
wanted Kelly and Bud to have.
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So we're gonna pick you out a birthday
and then have a party.
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Now, it has to be a very special day
that no one else celebrates.
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Let's see. How about January 22nd?
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That's my birthday, Mom.
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Really?
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Oh, well. Okay. November 27th.
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That's mine.
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Really?
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Well, this is hard.
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How about December 25th?
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Mom, that's Christmas.
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Yeah, but at least it's nobody's birthday.
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What?
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All right. How about tomorrow?
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- Nothing is happening tomorrow.
- I don't think so.
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Okay. That settles it.
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Tomorrow is Seven's birthday.
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Hi, honey. Do you know what tomorrow is?
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Well, yes.
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Yes, I do.
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And I can't believe
that after all these years...
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...You remembered my birthday.
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Was that your birthday?
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Well, it's not your birthday anymore.
I just gave it to Seven.
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What about me?
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Al, every night you go to bed whining,
"I wanna die, I wanna die."
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And now, all of a sudden,
you want more birthdays?
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Oh, honey. All right.
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I'll give you the dog's birthday.
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You seem to age about seven years
every year anyway.
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I-- I want a human birthday.
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Well, then you'll just have to get
on your hind legs and beg for it.
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Seven, as part of your birthday presents...
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...You can have whatever you want
out of Kelly and Bud's rooms.
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Oh, boy!
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Well, Kel, there goes
those art photos you took...
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...For Stupid Girls in Chains magazine.
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Oh, yeah? Well, you can say goodbye
to your "so lifelike...
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...You can take her home to meet Mom"
rubber playmate.
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Isis!
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Isis!
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Isis!
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Oh, God! Call 911 fast!
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She's running out of air!
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Oh, the horror, the horror!
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Well, there go your dreams of ever
having any rubber grandchildren.
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Hey, look at these pictures.
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Gotta go.
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You know, Al, I really think
we ought to have some more kids.
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I think we could get it right
one of these days.
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Peg, at my age, I couldn't get it right
if I was with somebody I wanted.
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All right, McGrumpy.
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I know you're a little down
about this birthday thing...
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...And I know I have no power
to get you back up again.
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Oh, snookums.
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Come on, Al.
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If anybody really cared about your
birthday, what would you have wanted?
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Isis. When she was healthy.
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Peggy, could you settle an argument for us?
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If someone was eyeing Al, drooling
for his body, would you be mad?
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You know, curiously enough,
that happens every day.
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I just shoo those buzzards away
with my broom.
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Then I say, "I don't care what
it smells like, he's not dead yet."
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Look, I-- I can't help it if women want me.
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I mean, what am I supposed to do?
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Stop getting my hair done and looking killer?
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Well, you could stop swinging
your buttocks like a common trollop...
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...Your wedding ring hidden in your pants...
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...With that roll of socks.
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Yeah. Nature's socks, baby.
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Let me help out here.
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If you're worried about Jefferson
succumbing to another woman...
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...Let me put your mind at ease.
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He will always be true to you
because, after all...
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...Why go out for milk when you
got two tiny, empty pints at home?
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And why go out for hot dogs...
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...When you've got a tiny little
cocktail frank at home?
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Attached to the whole pig.
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I don't go over to her house and insult her.
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Gee, what's the matter with him?
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Well, he's a shoe salesman.
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And he's losing his hair.
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And he wouldn't know a shower
if he fell over it.
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And he has this horrible rash on his butt.
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Not that. I mean, why is he so sad?
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Do you really care?
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- No.
- Actually, tomorrow's Seven's birthday.
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Where's a good place to have a party?
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We generally like to be someplace
where we can...
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...Toss our garbage on the floor
and not worry about picking it up.
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Yes, but rather than having it here...
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...Why not do something grand
and well within your budget...
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...And have it in a public park?
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Yeah. A lot of women
like to look at me there.
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And here...
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...And here...
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...And here.
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Of course. When you flaunt the line
of your leopard underwear...
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...Through your far-too-thin pants...
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...You're begging for it, mister.
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And someday, some big woman's
gonna give it to you hard, hard...
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...Right in the park!
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Take me home right now and dance for me.
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All right, all right. But this time,
don't invite your mom. Okay?
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My dancing is an art
and not to be cheapened by:
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"That's my son-in-law.
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Shake your moneymaker over to Mommy."
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You always hated my mother.
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No, I-- I like dollars, damn it, not coins.
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I'm not a tollbooth, for God's sakes.
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Al, would you ever consider dancing for me?
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Only at the end of a rope, baby.
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You better get it out of your system...
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...Because I want only smiles tomorrow
at Seven's birthday.
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Gee, I hope he's not too disappointed
that it's in the park.
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The kid is nothing but a stupid hick.
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We'll tell him it's Disneyland.
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This isn't Disneyland!
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Wow, Disneyland!
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Oh, and look, plenty of space for parking.
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Well, it's time to party.
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Who wants a hot dog?
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That's good because I got one.
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- Me, me.
- Me.
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Hold it now! Hold it now! You know
the rules. You don't call it for it.
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You fight for it...
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...Which is why we Bundys might be
maladjusted, but we are strong.
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Excuse me.
What are you doing here?
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Well, between you and me,
I'm celebrating my birthday...
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...But nobody knows
because my wife took it away from me.
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Interesting tale. But meaningless.
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You see, I rented this entire park
for my son Brian's birthday party.
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So take your pathetic weenie
and go elsewhere.
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Does everyone know, Al?
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Now, listen here, buddy...
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...You cannot buy a public park.
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I pay good taxes to support this place.
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Al, you haven't paid taxes in years.
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And I would feel
quite the fool right now if I had.
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Look, our party is due to start.
Don't make me throw you out bodily.
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Peg...
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...Would you please hold my weenie?
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Well, what'll I do
with my other four fingers?
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All right, Goldfinger. Let's rock.
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Don't get Phillip mad.
He's a fifth-degree master in kung fu.
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Yeah, well, don't get Al mad.
He's a fifth-grade spelling bee winner.
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Now, look here. I may not be rich...
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...Or happy...
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...But I know this is a public park.
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And in a country of the people,
by the people and for the people...
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...There's gotta be a place set aside
for scum like us.
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This isn't so bad, kids.
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Just because we
don't get to use the whole park...
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...Don't mean we can't have fun.
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Bud, go long.
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Gee, Dad. Touchdown.
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Kelly, extra-point time.
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Come on.
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Yes! Yes!
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This sucks.
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No kidding.
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Why aren't you people having any fun?
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Aren't you tired
of only celebrating my birthdays?
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You know, that sit-down dinner for 300
of my closest friends at Cafe Poof...
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...Where the guest of honor, moi...
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...Gets to eat scrambled eggs
off the chests of exotic male dancers.
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I didn't invite you?
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By the looks of your faces...
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...I realize it's because you
would only have brought me down.
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But let's make this party
the best party in the park.
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Well, maybe the second-best party.
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The rich people hired the Blue Angels.
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Hey, look, they're skywriting.
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"Happy birthday, Brian.
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This is costing your dad $50,000.
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And why not? You're the best kid
in the whole world.
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And we're not just writing that
because we're being paid.
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We mean it, really.
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May God bless you and keep you.
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And don't forget, we also do weddings.
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Except in April when we're booked
for the Peggy Bundy birthday bash."
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Hi, boys!
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Every kid at school has skywriting.
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You don't love me anymore.
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Yes, I do, son. Look at this.
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Hey, boys and girls.
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Hi, Peggy.
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Frank, is that you in there?
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Hi.
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See you in April.
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Now, kids, Brian's dad
paid me a lot of money...
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...To break my leg for Brian on his birthday.
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And it hurts real bad.
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Come on, kids, it's time for shrimp cocktail.
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They're eating shrimp, kids.
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That's fish.
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Nothing says party like pork.
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And I'll do the slicing.
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00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:29,022
- Hey, now, watch it now!
- Give me a piece.
252
00:16:40,734 --> 00:16:43,269
Well, I guess we're a two-hot-dog family now.
253
00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:45,004
Wait a second, now.
254
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:47,674
Before everybody but me eats...
255
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:50,009
...Let's give thanks.
256
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,782
Dogs are busy today.
257
00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,353
Amen.
258
00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:01,888
Dig in.
259
00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:04,457
All right, well, who has the mustard?
260
00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:09,662
Let's see.
Salt, pepper, ketchup, condom.
261
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,112
All right.
262
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:30,383
Now, Seven,
I've got dessert for you.
263
00:17:32,786 --> 00:17:34,053
Noogie, noogie, noogie.
264
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:35,288
Koosh, koosh, koosh.
265
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:37,724
Yum, yum, yummy!
266
00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:40,660
She never "noogie, noogied" us.
267
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,862
Never "kooshed" us, either.
268
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:46,866
Well, she "yum, yummed" me once
in high school.
269
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:50,770
And to think, I spelled "dog" for that woman...
270
00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:52,439
...And we're the forgotten ones.
271
00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:55,375
We're the Titos of the Jackson family.
272
00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:56,776
It's unfair.
273
00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:59,245
Nobody asked us if we wanted this stupid kid.
274
00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:03,216
Well, don't feel bad, honey. Nobody
asked me if I wanted you two guys.
275
00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:07,320
All I'm saying is I can't believe
he's getting Mom's love.
276
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:08,822
He's not even a real Bundy.
277
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:10,790
He's no kind of Bundy.
278
00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:12,759
Bundy's a name you earn.
279
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:16,496
Our emotional scars run so deep,
you can almost see them.
280
00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:18,164
Yup, it's a point of pride.
281
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:21,201
Ever since the day the first Bundy
stepped off the Mayflower...
282
00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:23,102
...Halfway over.
283
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:26,172
Never found him, but they recorded
his final words:
284
00:18:26,372 --> 00:18:28,441
"Methinks we're here."
285
00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:32,712
Pioneers like that and ourselves,
we're the real Bundys.
286
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:35,515
Why, that kid never suffered
any real rejection.
287
00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:36,683
Not until he's heard:
288
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:38,485
"The service entrance is in back."
289
00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:42,956
Or, "Or not even for 50 bucks."
290
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,924
Yeah, or, "Don't ruin it by talking."
291
00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:47,927
Right. Right.
292
00:18:50,063 --> 00:18:53,099
And until that time, he's just another
human being with a future.
293
00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:54,968
Never be a real Bundy.
294
00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:56,603
Oh, kids, look.
295
00:18:56,769 --> 00:19:00,306
Seven's playing piñata with the other kids.
296
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:04,110
Keep him in here...
297
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:05,712
...Where he belongs.
298
00:19:05,912 --> 00:19:09,716
This birthday stinks.
I wanna go home.
299
00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:11,818
Me too. Let's go.
300
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:14,587
Not just yet.
301
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:27,967
Excuse me.
302
00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:29,569
What do you think you're doing?
303
00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:32,138
You're not allowed out of the doody area.
304
00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:33,573
Only we're allowed out here.
305
00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:35,341
Read this permit, pal.
306
00:19:36,442 --> 00:19:41,748
Bud, show the man
what Bundys think of permits.
307
00:19:56,663 --> 00:20:00,733
You could have saved me a little bit.
I didn't get no hot dog, you know?
308
00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:06,205
Anyway, the kid here
wants a crack at your piñata.
309
00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:09,976
- Oh, no, no. Wait a minute. Hold on.
- And I want one of them burgers.
310
00:20:10,143 --> 00:20:13,112
And I reclaim this park for the people!
311
00:20:13,279 --> 00:20:15,848
And I reclaim this hot dog for the people...
312
00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:17,951
...And this steak for the people.
313
00:20:18,151 --> 00:20:19,652
That's mine! That's it!
314
00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:21,421
Eat hot Gucci, pal.
315
00:20:26,492 --> 00:20:28,861
You know, buddy, it seems your foot is stuck.
316
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,297
I'll give you 100 bucks if you let go.
317
00:20:31,497 --> 00:20:34,033
Take it, Al. Take it.
318
00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:39,105
Nobody gave me a birthday present...
319
00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:41,641
...So I guess I'll give myself one.
320
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,410
Happy birthday, Al.
321
00:20:52,218 --> 00:20:56,089
Come on, kids.
Let's kick some rich butt.
322
00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:16,009
You're ruining my party, you baboon.
323
00:21:16,476 --> 00:21:19,345
I'm proud to call that baboon my daddy.
324
00:21:26,686 --> 00:21:27,754
Family meeting!
325
00:21:38,231 --> 00:21:40,767
In the name of Bundys all over the world...
326
00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:44,370
...I declare this party open to the people!
327
00:21:44,570 --> 00:21:46,773
Peg, grab all the food
so no one else gets it...
328
00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:48,641
...And grab the presents for Seven.
329
00:21:49,275 --> 00:21:51,344
Dad, did you see Seven slug that kid?
330
00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:53,446
He's a mean little booger.
331
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:58,117
Yeah, and who knows,
he might even prove to be stupid too.
332
00:21:58,351 --> 00:21:59,752
I think he's a real Bundy.
333
00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:04,624
Me too. I declare Seven an official Bundy!
334
00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:06,926
Can I get a unified "Whoa, Bundy"?
335
00:22:07,093 --> 00:22:10,396
Whoa, Bundy!
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