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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,280 --> 00:00:08,380 state of this place. It's revolting. 2 00:00:08,980 --> 00:00:10,100 And what's that? 3 00:00:10,480 --> 00:00:12,580 An old crab sandwich, my lord. 4 00:00:13,020 --> 00:00:16,870 And the old crab appears to have crawled away before you had a chance to eat it. 5 00:00:16,980 --> 00:00:18,280 It's disgusting. 6 00:00:19,340 --> 00:00:22,020 Firm -ass vegetable soup on the throne. 7 00:00:22,300 --> 00:00:25,220 Old underpants in a waste paper bin. 8 00:00:25,820 --> 00:00:27,580 And what's that? 9 00:00:28,220 --> 00:00:32,438 Well, my lord, you mean this picture of your platoon on the first crusade? I 10 00:00:32,439 --> 00:00:33,860 want it in here. 11 00:00:33,861 --> 00:00:35,839 Oh, is that the one of you doing the Lombard? 12 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:37,950 that thing under your head, Your Majesty. 13 00:00:38,211 --> 00:00:40,199 It's horrible! 14 00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:41,360 It's revolting! 15 00:00:42,100 --> 00:00:45,500 It's only a potty, Your Majesty. Just do it a manly fun. 16 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:47,640 There's something inside! 17 00:00:48,460 --> 00:00:51,230 I don't think so, my lord. Your head looks perfectly dry. 18 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:48,820 18 certificates, isn't it? 19 00:02:08,500 --> 00:02:09,960 Can't you people read? 20 00:02:11,820 --> 00:02:14,140 Oh, honestly, the noise. 21 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:17,110 Sherwood. It's getting more like Cricklewood. 22 00:02:20,380 --> 00:02:24,279 Must you leap around like that? This is supposed to be a studio flat, not an 23 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:25,299 adventure playground. 24 00:02:25,300 --> 00:02:29,000 You should have been there, man. It was a smash. Yeah, a monster smash. 25 00:02:29,580 --> 00:02:33,600 Rabies, the thought was inspired, but I thought we'd agreed on a ghostly hand. 26 00:02:34,100 --> 00:02:38,779 Oh, that was it. I knew I had to wave a pink thing that was on the end of one of 27 00:02:38,780 --> 00:02:41,460 me dangly bits, but I couldn't remember which one. 28 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:46,199 I tell you, the king is so scared, he's going to leave the country and be good 29 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:47,179 now. 30 00:02:47,180 --> 00:02:48,260 Ranking plan, Marion. 31 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:50,530 Yes, well, I still think my idea was better. 32 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:52,420 Robin, your idea was pathetic. 33 00:02:52,820 --> 00:02:57,099 If they held an Olympic Games for bad ideas, yours would win the marathon, the 34 00:02:57,100 --> 00:02:59,460 pentathlon and the 100 metres freestyle. 35 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:01,290 Ha, ha. 36 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:04,080 You're about as funny as Russell the Abbot. 37 00:03:04,380 --> 00:03:05,580 I know you. 38 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:09,700 You'll use my brilliant plan one day. Don't you pretend it was yours. 39 00:03:09,701 --> 00:03:12,399 Now, leave me on my own, please. I'd like some solitude. 40 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:14,460 Oh, come on, man. We're all friends here. 41 00:03:14,910 --> 00:03:19,090 No, Barrington. We are business acquaintances. My friends have style, 42 00:03:19,230 --> 00:03:20,310 highway credibility. 43 00:03:20,490 --> 00:03:22,050 Sadly, none of them live here. 44 00:03:22,290 --> 00:03:23,340 Good night. 45 00:03:24,210 --> 00:03:25,450 Come on, Your Majesty. 46 00:03:25,970 --> 00:03:28,330 You've been under there for five hours, sire. 47 00:03:28,630 --> 00:03:32,950 No. If I come out, the ghosts will get me. 48 00:03:33,390 --> 00:03:34,830 I think not, my lord. 49 00:03:35,270 --> 00:03:36,670 See these daggers? 50 00:03:36,910 --> 00:03:39,490 Note the simple inscription on the blades. 51 00:03:39,910 --> 00:03:43,090 Free with 25 tiger tokens. 52 00:03:43,091 --> 00:03:45,519 What does that tell you about them? 53 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:47,440 They'd fall apart in five minutes flat. 54 00:03:47,980 --> 00:03:53,399 Possibly. But I'll hazard that no self -respecting ghost would obtain its 55 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:56,640 weaponry from the forecourt of a service station. 56 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:59,580 And see this torn piece of grey dress. 57 00:03:59,940 --> 00:04:05,499 This is the exact fabric used in the summer dresses worn by the fifth year at 58 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:07,480 Nottingham East Comprehensive School. 59 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:08,940 Oh, yeah? I had one of them. 60 00:04:09,210 --> 00:04:10,470 And one last observation. 61 00:04:10,590 --> 00:04:15,990 This desk. A ghostly foot would have materialised through it as if by magic, 62 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:18,470 would it not? But in here, there is a hole. 63 00:04:18,730 --> 00:04:25,629 A hole if I'm not... Wait a minute. Wait a ghost -busting minute. What's 64 00:04:25,630 --> 00:04:26,830 this piece of paper? 65 00:04:27,510 --> 00:04:29,550 I'm going to pack it, being king! 66 00:04:29,830 --> 00:04:30,880 Listen to this. 67 00:04:31,930 --> 00:04:34,070 Instructions for rabies. 68 00:04:34,350 --> 00:04:36,090 One, cut a big hole. 69 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:41,430 Two, stick your hand through it. Your hand, rabies, gets at your hand. 70 00:04:41,710 --> 00:04:45,270 Three, wiggle it when they get panicky. 71 00:04:45,970 --> 00:04:47,730 Signed, M .M. 72 00:04:48,290 --> 00:04:50,970 Now, who do you think that could be? 73 00:04:51,530 --> 00:04:52,580 Mickey Mouse! 74 00:04:54,090 --> 00:04:56,710 I'm going to retire right now! 75 00:04:57,010 --> 00:04:59,790 So you see, it wasn't ghosts at all! 76 00:05:00,170 --> 00:05:02,350 They can take this! stupid crown back. 77 00:05:02,650 --> 00:05:04,090 I'm going to abdicate. 78 00:05:04,450 --> 00:05:05,500 Abdicate? 79 00:05:05,850 --> 00:05:08,970 But, my lord, you can't. Who'd run the country? 80 00:05:09,250 --> 00:05:10,810 Guy could do it. Guy? 81 00:05:11,270 --> 00:05:15,610 But, my lord, he's a complete moron. He'd be ripped off by the first con 82 00:05:16,510 --> 00:05:20,510 Guy, you say? My lord, that is a brilliant idea. 83 00:05:20,511 --> 00:05:23,969 I'll show him the ropes and the chains and all the rest of the torture 84 00:05:23,970 --> 00:05:25,020 equipment. 85 00:05:25,910 --> 00:05:30,490 Boys, I think we're just about to... make my fortune. 86 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:49,220 I'm practising my Tai Chi, actually. Gives me inner peace and tranquillity. 87 00:07:49,620 --> 00:07:50,670 All right? 88 00:07:51,420 --> 00:07:52,470 What is it? 89 00:07:52,740 --> 00:07:54,380 Over there, a big lumpy thing. 90 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,080 Oh, yes, you're right. 91 00:07:56,540 --> 00:07:57,590 There is something. 92 00:07:58,060 --> 00:07:59,200 Guard it with your life. 93 00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:00,840 I'll go round up the others. 94 00:08:03,820 --> 00:08:07,190 Would you mind not leaving your dribble on my mouthpiece, please? 95 00:08:07,540 --> 00:08:10,250 Guard it with your life. What a ridiculous thing to say. 96 00:08:10,580 --> 00:08:12,600 Guard it with your big stick, more like. 97 00:08:14,481 --> 00:08:16,349 What is it? 98 00:08:16,350 --> 00:08:17,450 What are you, eh? 99 00:08:18,550 --> 00:08:21,530 Help me, please! 100 00:08:21,910 --> 00:08:23,250 I'm nowhere to go! 101 00:08:24,150 --> 00:08:27,130 Oh, flipping heck, it's travellers. 102 00:08:27,770 --> 00:08:31,510 Clear off! Go on, get moving before I set the hedgehogs on you. 103 00:08:36,909 --> 00:08:38,839 It's all right, it's just one of those... 104 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:44,439 Honestly, flipping cheek. They lie around all day scrounging off the state 105 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:45,979 then expect people to give them money. 106 00:08:45,980 --> 00:08:49,840 What, like you, you mean? No, not like me, Barrington. I work for a living, 107 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:55,019 actually, thinking up really excellent, scary ideas that some people turn down 108 00:08:55,020 --> 00:08:58,439 on the grounds that they're too expensive, when actually they're really 109 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:02,559 make. And you can flog them to a museum afterwards for thousands of pounds. So 110 00:09:02,560 --> 00:09:04,060 you're actually making money. 111 00:09:07,111 --> 00:09:14,779 He's not staying here, smelly thing. And you never heard of the Good Samaritan, 112 00:09:14,780 --> 00:09:15,940 man? Is it a pub? 113 00:09:15,941 --> 00:09:17,059 No, man. 114 00:09:17,060 --> 00:09:21,119 There was this guy, right, lying beaten up at the side of the road, and loads of 115 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:24,319 other people passed by on the other side, and they didn't help him. And this 116 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:28,699 Good Samaritan dude came by and lifted the guy to his feet and said, come home 117 00:09:28,700 --> 00:09:31,740 with me, let me tend your wounds, for you are my brother. 118 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,680 I can't go back to the palace! 119 00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:35,500 The ghost will get me! 120 00:09:36,060 --> 00:09:37,380 Oh, blimey! 121 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:39,300 Stroop, this is King John. 122 00:09:39,660 --> 00:09:40,710 Push off! 123 00:09:40,790 --> 00:09:44,110 Oh, your majesty, your royal highness. 124 00:09:44,610 --> 00:09:46,960 Barrington, he's a member of the royal family. 125 00:09:47,270 --> 00:09:48,710 Exactly, flipping cheek. 126 00:09:48,950 --> 00:09:52,969 They lie around scrounging up the state all day and then expect people to give 127 00:09:52,970 --> 00:09:54,020 them taxes. 128 00:09:54,150 --> 00:09:55,670 Go on, New York. 129 00:09:56,310 --> 00:10:00,949 Hey, wait a minute. We've got a spare bed. Robin, I'd rather give my spare bed 130 00:10:00,950 --> 00:10:03,730 to a python with the munchies. Of course you can stay. 131 00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:07,050 Haven't you heard of the nice Sumatran? Who? 132 00:10:07,430 --> 00:10:11,680 Well... There was this really classy guy, right, lying by the side of the 133 00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:15,519 and all these people passed him by on the other side because they were all 134 00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:17,259 and only into helping poor people, right? 135 00:10:17,260 --> 00:10:23,379 But then this really cool Sumatran guy, snappy dresser, nice hair, he came by 136 00:10:23,380 --> 00:10:27,819 and he said, Wow, you poor rich person, let me take you back to my studio 137 00:10:27,820 --> 00:10:31,639 apartment. And you're not my brother because my brother's a stupid oaf who 138 00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:34,639 house music all day long through these massive speakers, but I'll kick my 139 00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:36,440 brother out and you can have his room. 140 00:10:36,700 --> 00:10:40,559 And lo, the rich man did come and stay and they became really good friends 141 00:10:40,560 --> 00:10:42,959 because they'd both got pretty good taste, know what I mean? 142 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:47,619 And the rich man died and left him loads of money in his will and now he's got a 143 00:10:47,620 --> 00:10:49,360 sauna and a jacuzzi and everything. 144 00:10:49,660 --> 00:10:51,460 What a lovely story. 145 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:54,540 So basically, he's going to have to stay, isn't he? 146 00:11:19,060 --> 00:11:22,180 You may just want to go to sleep. You may be. 147 00:11:54,350 --> 00:11:55,930 feel the whole thing is a hype. 148 00:11:57,970 --> 00:12:03,870 But you've got to keep on dancing people, even if you want an early night. 149 00:12:07,390 --> 00:12:13,309 I'm supposed to take a lot of pains, making my little airplanes at home so 150 00:12:13,310 --> 00:12:14,360 they groove. 151 00:12:15,370 --> 00:12:19,370 Others like the quiet time, catching fishes on the line. 152 00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:27,860 and everybody that you're joining too. 153 00:12:30,900 --> 00:12:35,840 If you don't start dancing, people, you'll be beaten up until you do. 154 00:12:55,210 --> 00:12:58,170 Your Majesty. No, he doesn't. He wants to go faster. 155 00:12:58,530 --> 00:13:00,110 But my legs are worn out. 156 00:13:00,111 --> 00:13:01,369 Oh, dear. 157 00:13:01,370 --> 00:13:05,789 Then we'd better get them thorn up and screw new ones on you, hadn't we? All 158 00:13:05,790 --> 00:13:08,850 right, cliff -clop, cliff -clipping. 159 00:13:14,550 --> 00:13:17,270 Look, look, lots of dirty beggary people. 160 00:13:17,930 --> 00:13:19,090 What are they doing? 161 00:13:19,091 --> 00:13:22,489 They're dancing at the news that you're their new king, my lord. 162 00:13:22,490 --> 00:13:23,990 What, because that happened? 163 00:13:24,620 --> 00:13:27,740 And because we kill them if they don't. Well, I don't like it. 164 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:29,450 Stop it! 165 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:31,940 Oh, they did? 166 00:13:34,220 --> 00:13:36,600 They'll do anything now I'm king, won't they? 167 00:13:36,820 --> 00:13:41,739 Yep. Even things that are really disgusting and mucky. That's the feudal 168 00:13:41,740 --> 00:13:42,579 for you. 169 00:13:42,580 --> 00:13:49,419 Good. Right, beggary people, pick up a huge dollop of mud and rub it in your 170 00:13:49,420 --> 00:13:50,470 faces. 171 00:14:05,740 --> 00:14:07,970 to get some tits out of me, imagine me. Right! 172 00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:10,060 You three do it, then. 173 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:02,939 You know, there's times where I'd almost like to see old fat guts back on the 174 00:15:02,940 --> 00:15:05,300 throne. Where's my lunch? 175 00:15:06,140 --> 00:15:08,000 Rabies, go and humour him, would you? 176 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:12,719 You see, Robin, that's what really happens tonight, Sir Martin. In five 177 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:16,199 flat, they're eaten out of house and home by greedy fat pigs with a stomach 178 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:17,500 size of a builder's skit. 179 00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:18,900 Where's my lunch? 180 00:15:19,140 --> 00:15:20,190 Hello? 181 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:24,020 What's the difference between King John and a jellyfish? 182 00:15:24,300 --> 00:15:25,350 I don't know! 183 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:30,220 Well, one's this horrible wobbly jelly thing that hurts people. 184 00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:34,139 And if you see it lying on a beach, you want to go up and whack it with a stick. 185 00:15:34,140 --> 00:15:35,780 And so's the other thing. 186 00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:37,960 What other thing? 187 00:15:38,220 --> 00:15:39,270 The jellyfish. 188 00:15:39,620 --> 00:15:41,140 Are you trying to be funny? 189 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:46,679 Yeah. Marion says I've got a humour. I don't want to be humoured. I want to 190 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:47,840 where my lunch is. 191 00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:50,300 I want my lunch! 192 00:15:52,050 --> 00:15:55,889 Can't I take this off yet? It's cutting off me circulation. Me nose will drop 193 00:15:55,890 --> 00:15:56,789 off soon. 194 00:15:56,790 --> 00:16:02,389 Right, men, get ten strawberry slams from the kitchen and go... Are you 195 00:16:02,390 --> 00:16:05,810 giggling? Because, quite frankly, I'm not in the mood. 196 00:16:05,811 --> 00:16:09,909 He's been playing pin the tail on the donkey with me for the last hour and a 197 00:16:09,910 --> 00:16:10,960 half. 198 00:16:11,350 --> 00:16:13,910 247 goes he had and the nearest he got was my elbow. 199 00:16:14,570 --> 00:16:16,430 What's that jelly you're sitting in? 200 00:16:18,690 --> 00:16:20,170 Raspberry, I think, sir. Yes. 201 00:16:20,590 --> 00:16:24,929 He had me standing up to my neck in butterscotch angel delight at lunchtime. 202 00:16:24,930 --> 00:16:28,610 man is completely off his chump. It's time for our funny game. 203 00:16:29,770 --> 00:16:31,610 Right, lads, tea break's over. 204 00:16:31,910 --> 00:16:33,790 It's musical statues time. 205 00:16:33,990 --> 00:16:36,730 And the first one to move gets an afters in their mush. 206 00:16:36,731 --> 00:16:40,669 I'll say one thing to the royal family. They've got a great sense of humour, 207 00:16:40,670 --> 00:16:41,569 haven't they? 208 00:16:41,570 --> 00:16:44,850 Oh, stop! Hang on. Oh, I don't believe this. 209 00:16:47,191 --> 00:16:51,099 Why don't we just take him out and lose him? 210 00:16:51,100 --> 00:16:55,860 No, kill him. He's quicker. And he'll cheer us all up. He's a guest, 211 00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:58,510 Robin said he could stay, didn't you, bonehead? 212 00:16:58,740 --> 00:16:59,790 Oh, Masked Bud! 213 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,620 We've eaten a whole month's food. 214 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:03,240 And a whole month's toothpaste. 215 00:17:03,241 --> 00:17:06,439 We've run out of Masked Buds. You'll have to have Robin's. 216 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:10,838 Hey! And all the boot polish. Look, everyone feels a bit ratty when they're 217 00:17:10,839 --> 00:17:12,858 peckish, but underneath, I bet he's nice and kind. 218 00:17:12,859 --> 00:17:14,520 And Clarence the Waterfall. 219 00:17:15,359 --> 00:17:17,579 What? Yeah, Clarence the Waterfall. 220 00:17:17,950 --> 00:17:20,690 My little chum, Clarence? Yes. Thought he was a haggis. 221 00:17:20,970 --> 00:17:22,490 More haggis! 222 00:17:23,010 --> 00:17:26,930 Marion, that man is an evil, sadistic fool eater. Something's got to be done. 223 00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:28,870 You're absolutely right, Robin. 224 00:17:29,110 --> 00:17:32,150 And I know just the person to do it. 225 00:17:33,390 --> 00:17:34,450 You moved! 226 00:17:35,690 --> 00:17:36,810 You moved! 227 00:17:38,130 --> 00:17:39,250 You moved! 228 00:17:41,190 --> 00:17:46,589 Sire, something's got to be done. You're absolutely right. And I know just 229 00:17:46,590 --> 00:17:47,780 the... person to do it. 230 00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:02,460 My whole life, dear, I give to you. 231 00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:10,079 Take my heart, dear, tear it in two, and I give you 232 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:15,120 both my kneecaps in a shy way. 233 00:18:19,310 --> 00:18:21,230 Because something has got to be done. 234 00:18:21,650 --> 00:18:22,700 I know. 235 00:18:23,330 --> 00:18:25,290 Take my armpits. 236 00:18:25,590 --> 00:18:27,270 Take my kidneys. 237 00:18:28,250 --> 00:18:33,650 And the slippers from my auntie in Whitney's. 238 00:18:34,210 --> 00:18:39,150 Threw them in a bowl and leave them all on the stoke on Friends. 239 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:56,580 Trust you to pick karaoke night for a secret meeting. It was a shrewd ruse, 240 00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:59,710 actually. We're not going to be noticed in this crowd, are we? 241 00:18:59,820 --> 00:19:00,960 There you go, Sheriff. 242 00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:05,300 A pint of dog juice and a McCardy and Frostborn. 243 00:19:05,740 --> 00:19:08,210 Haven't got any scratchings, have you, Gladys? 244 00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:09,520 Scratchings coming up. 245 00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:12,810 There you go. 246 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:18,810 Couldn't we just scare him off like we scared off King John? 247 00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:20,600 He's too stupid to be scared. 248 00:19:20,601 --> 00:19:24,379 You'd have to be the professor of scariness from the University of giving 249 00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:28,599 the willies to frighten him. Or else you'd need to be even more boneheaded 250 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,360 Guy. There isn't anyone. 251 00:19:30,980 --> 00:19:32,030 Oh, yes, there is. 252 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:38,439 And he's got a scary plan that's so mind -numbingly dumb that it might just 253 00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:39,490 work. 254 00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:47,920 Um, whose idea was it? 255 00:19:47,921 --> 00:19:49,239 Yours, Robin. 256 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:52,419 Pretty cool, huh? I said you'd end up using it, didn't I? Just shut up and 257 00:19:52,420 --> 00:19:53,470 the head on. 258 00:19:53,620 --> 00:19:55,340 Right, here's your script. 259 00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:57,760 And here's yours. 260 00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:00,800 I love showbiz, don't you, sire? 261 00:20:00,801 --> 00:20:04,519 Actually, sire, I don't think my character would say this line. He will, 262 00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:05,479 he'll get a belt. 263 00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:08,010 I don't think my character would wear a belt, sire. 264 00:20:08,011 --> 00:20:09,459 How about you lot, you ready? 265 00:20:09,460 --> 00:20:10,510 Sure thing, sheriff. 266 00:20:10,660 --> 00:20:11,880 Good luck, lovies. 267 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:14,400 Be super, darling. 268 00:20:16,271 --> 00:20:18,139 Okay, Sheriff. 269 00:20:18,140 --> 00:20:19,340 It's all down to you now. 270 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,340 Ah, ah, quick! It's coming! 271 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,580 It's coming out of the forest! 272 00:20:26,900 --> 00:20:32,740 What of it? A giant dinosaur! Some terrible stegosaurus rex -y thing! 273 00:20:33,180 --> 00:20:34,920 Oh, good, then. Can I play with it? 274 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,550 It's across the drawbridge. It's in the castle. 275 00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:55,950 He's eaten Cognac's arm and Sneasel's leg and Nigel Partridge's head. 276 00:22:50,331 --> 00:22:56,639 A zip fastener's in the tree trunk so we can hide really quickly. 277 00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:59,839 Swan -shaped hats that not only look good, but they're a really brilliant 278 00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:01,339 disguise when you're in the water. 279 00:23:01,340 --> 00:23:02,390 Yes, Robin. 280 00:23:02,460 --> 00:23:06,070 I'll be off to bed then. Do me a favour. Don't wake me up till Wednesday, OK? 281 00:23:06,300 --> 00:23:07,700 Keep the noise down! 282 00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:10,560 What? I'm trying to sleep! 283 00:23:10,820 --> 00:23:13,020 But it's OK now. You can go home. 284 00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:14,640 We've sorted it out. 285 00:23:15,620 --> 00:23:18,090 Nobody's trying to kill you and Guy's abdicated. 286 00:23:18,091 --> 00:23:19,279 So what? 287 00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:22,660 Excuse me? I'm moving in. I like it here. 288 00:23:25,450 --> 00:23:28,290 and tell me the story of the Knights of Martin again. 289 00:23:28,340 --> 00:23:32,890 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 23352

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