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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:22,820 Were you sticking in things, sire? Yes, Gary, that is presumably why they're 2 00:00:22,820 --> 00:00:25,020 called... stickers, but what are they actually for? 3 00:00:25,420 --> 00:00:28,820 Oh, nothing, sire. You just collect them. Don't be ridiculous. You'd have to 4 00:00:28,820 --> 00:00:31,820 have the mind of a particularly sick two -year -old to fall for that. 5 00:00:32,020 --> 00:00:33,340 Oh, yes, sir. The king's got loads. 6 00:00:33,580 --> 00:00:36,760 He's already got all 26 members of the Argentinian Pig -Sticking World Cup 7 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:40,920 squad. And the entire cast of that popular Australian soap night people 8 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:43,380 huts are next door to each other. He's going to be really chuffed with these 9 00:00:43,380 --> 00:00:44,600 great torturers of scum thought. 10 00:00:44,820 --> 00:00:48,820 Brilliant. Totally mindless. It's not, sire. No, you. 11 00:00:49,260 --> 00:00:51,660 Bobby's a fun sire. I know. I've got loads. 12 00:00:52,430 --> 00:00:57,330 Lying, cheating, poking defensive children with sharp sticks. 13 00:00:57,610 --> 00:01:03,450 But these, you show me someone who collects stickers, and I'll show you. 14 00:01:04,129 --> 00:01:05,950 Boys? Boys! 15 00:01:07,070 --> 00:01:09,050 Not again. 16 00:01:10,510 --> 00:01:11,510 Hi, everyone. 17 00:01:11,730 --> 00:01:12,730 I'm back. 18 00:01:12,950 --> 00:01:13,950 Left, left. 19 00:01:14,770 --> 00:01:16,850 Left. I said I'm back. 20 00:01:17,350 --> 00:01:18,450 Guess where from. 21 00:01:18,750 --> 00:01:20,670 Hang on, we're doing Chronic the Hedgehog. 22 00:01:21,020 --> 00:01:23,960 It's the first time we got to level four, isn't it, Chronic? Yeah, and he 23 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:26,000 been sat by the crabs once yet. 24 00:01:26,300 --> 00:01:27,360 No, but I have. 25 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:30,820 Oh! Barrington, notice anything about me? 26 00:01:31,140 --> 00:01:32,560 Yeah, your bum's getting a bit big. 27 00:01:32,940 --> 00:01:34,680 You ought to dye it. What colour? 28 00:01:35,140 --> 00:01:36,220 I mean my hair. 29 00:01:36,740 --> 00:01:38,360 Oh, you're going to dye your hair? 30 00:01:38,860 --> 00:01:39,920 No, look! 31 00:01:40,340 --> 00:01:41,940 Am I a raver or what? 32 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:44,800 What's the problem? Here we see your knickers again. 33 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:46,980 No, Robin, it's my new image. 34 00:01:47,260 --> 00:01:50,220 A fashion statement for the 1190s. 35 00:01:50,590 --> 00:01:52,230 Long hair's for little girls, right? 36 00:01:52,510 --> 00:01:53,590 I don't think so, actually. 37 00:01:53,850 --> 00:01:55,030 Not more stickers. 38 00:01:55,450 --> 00:01:58,030 Yep. Put them on the booty pile, would you? Sure thing. 39 00:01:58,530 --> 00:01:59,249 That's it. 40 00:01:59,250 --> 00:02:00,350 Game over, my turn. 41 00:02:01,150 --> 00:02:02,150 Ridiculous game. 42 00:02:02,270 --> 00:02:03,270 Yeah, pathetic. 43 00:02:03,990 --> 00:02:04,988 What's the tea? 44 00:02:04,990 --> 00:02:06,170 Well, I'm glad you asked that. 45 00:02:06,410 --> 00:02:10,449 Now, in order to get to the first level, which is the tea level, you have to 46 00:02:10,449 --> 00:02:14,790 solve this really hard riddle. Oh, Robin! And Barrington and Ron will be 47 00:02:14,790 --> 00:02:17,190 enchanted guardians of the tea tray, OK? 48 00:02:17,430 --> 00:02:18,319 Come on. 49 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:22,000 It's Dungeons and Dragons. You'll love it. If you want your tea, you have to 50 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:27,100 the guardians three questions. But one of them always tells the truth and one 51 00:02:27,100 --> 00:02:31,460 always lies. And you don't know which is which. OK? You've got three hours from 52 00:02:31,460 --> 00:02:32,460 now. 53 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,000 OK. 54 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:35,560 First question. 55 00:02:35,940 --> 00:02:38,120 Barrington, will you pass me that box? 56 00:02:38,380 --> 00:02:39,380 Sure. 57 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:45,240 Pizza? 58 00:02:45,420 --> 00:02:47,380 You haven't really got the hang of this, have you? 59 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:53,440 Right, sir, my lord. Then you'll just have to go back to Scunthorpe and get 60 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:54,680 more, won't you? 61 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:56,120 I'm bored! 62 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:58,820 If only we could find another way to get there. 63 00:02:59,020 --> 00:03:00,760 What about an enormous flyover? 64 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:02,740 No, you'll never find a fly big enough. 65 00:03:02,980 --> 00:03:05,640 I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored! 66 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:07,080 Something the matter, guy? 67 00:03:07,420 --> 00:03:11,380 I think he's bored, sire. I might as well go and dig a big old belly, man. 68 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:14,180 There's a shovel in the tool shed! 69 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:26,780 What did I just say? I think it was... No, before that. 70 00:03:27,100 --> 00:03:28,980 It's some rubbish about digging a hole. 71 00:03:29,660 --> 00:03:30,660 That's it. 72 00:03:30,740 --> 00:03:34,060 Party on, my lord. We'll dig a hole. 73 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:39,180 We are going to build the world's first cross -forest tunnel. 74 00:03:42,740 --> 00:03:44,060 What are you doing there? 75 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:49,100 Nothing. You're squeezing your spot, aren't you? No, I haven't got any spot. 76 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:52,700 Spottiest spot, the spotty puppy. 77 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:57,000 Look, I've just got one time. You're spottier than a million for the ball 78 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:00,040 competition. It's true. I could do with a facial. 79 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:03,040 You're so spotty, we could play join the spots on your face. 80 00:04:03,900 --> 00:04:05,380 Nobody's interested, Guy. 81 00:04:07,260 --> 00:04:08,260 Spotty. 82 00:04:09,180 --> 00:04:10,180 Spotty, potty. 83 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:15,920 Big, fat, yellow spotty on your nosy rosy. Works up health spots. 84 00:04:16,459 --> 00:04:19,880 Get rid of those unsightly blemishes with our exclusive mud treatment. 85 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:23,600 Only... Heck, they must think we're made of money. 86 00:04:23,840 --> 00:04:25,940 Nobody takes any notice of me. 87 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:30,760 They'd be really sad if a big bad robber with horrid breath came and kidnapped 88 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:31,760 me, wouldn't they? 89 00:04:32,140 --> 00:04:35,800 They'd miss me then and have to pay thousands and thousands of pounds to get 90 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:37,380 back and it'd serve them right. 91 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:40,720 Yes, it would, wouldn't it, Guy? 92 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:43,100 Shall we teach them a little lesson? 93 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:45,780 People have worked soft. 94 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:48,480 I bring glad tidings. 95 00:04:48,700 --> 00:04:54,440 Your village has been chosen as the entrance to a wonderful new tunnel. 96 00:04:55,280 --> 00:05:01,940 From now on, you will be able to go on fantastic holidays to exotic, 97 00:05:02,140 --> 00:05:03,700 faraway places. 98 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:11,100 Or off on shopping sprees to buy disgusting -looking sausages and cheeses 99 00:05:11,100 --> 00:05:13,120 smell like a skunk's armpit. 100 00:05:15,950 --> 00:05:16,950 Well, isn't it? 101 00:06:14,510 --> 00:06:15,730 Not again, scab brain. 102 00:06:16,030 --> 00:06:19,210 They'll have to pay loads of money, won't they? And they'll be really sorry 103 00:06:19,210 --> 00:06:21,370 love me forever and ever. Oh, shut up, Guy. 104 00:06:21,650 --> 00:06:26,130 So what's next? A gag, I think. OK, so it is Teddy in the bath with nothing on. 105 00:06:26,410 --> 00:06:27,410 Shut it. 106 00:06:28,450 --> 00:06:31,190 Now, I won't be long. You be a good boy. 107 00:06:31,410 --> 00:06:33,270 Oh, and don't run off, will you? 108 00:06:34,070 --> 00:06:37,250 I mean, it was a practical decision. 109 00:06:37,810 --> 00:06:41,010 My hair used to get twisted round the flights of the arrow's feet. 110 00:06:41,370 --> 00:06:44,670 Couple more ambushes, I'd be as bald as... There's a coot on this side. 111 00:06:45,610 --> 00:06:47,410 Robin, you're not listening, are you? 112 00:06:47,850 --> 00:06:53,530 I know not this Robin of whom you speak at all. I am the Games Master. 113 00:06:53,950 --> 00:06:57,990 What? What are those sadists who make you run round the playing field ten 114 00:06:57,990 --> 00:06:59,670 because you forgot your P .E. kit? 115 00:07:00,030 --> 00:07:04,170 Not that sort of Games Master. I am the Games Master. 116 00:07:05,390 --> 00:07:09,300 Blimey. This is Aragard the Fair, Prince of Justice. 117 00:07:09,580 --> 00:07:11,280 How do you do, warrior maiden? 118 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:15,180 This is Bazaroy the Crucial, Happening Dude of the Dark. 119 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:20,540 Hi. And finally, Grunge Splatter, the All -Seeing, the All -Knowing, the All 120 00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:22,240 -Wise. Who am I again? 121 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:27,360 We've prepared a test for thee, damsel, that will tax thee to the limits of thy 122 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:33,000 ingenuity. Here be two sacks. One is full of rocks and is as heavy as lead. 123 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:35,700 other, full of feathers and is as light as... 124 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:40,260 Well, there's a feather, actually. Now, without touching the sacks, tell me, 125 00:07:40,320 --> 00:07:41,760 which is which? 126 00:07:43,340 --> 00:07:46,200 Aragard, pick up that sack, will you? 127 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:47,440 Yep. 128 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:51,660 Now, hit Robin over the head with it. 129 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:57,660 That's the one with the rocks in. 130 00:07:58,080 --> 00:07:59,080 See you later. 131 00:07:59,780 --> 00:08:02,420 You have to spoil everything, don't you? 132 00:08:03,260 --> 00:08:04,420 Look at this, sire. 133 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:09,520 Lord, how did that happen? Well, it's the grounded side of the GCSE maths 134 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:11,060 written back to front in Japanese. 135 00:08:11,380 --> 00:08:14,600 We'll never dig a tunnel here, sire. We've got to. Think of the money. 136 00:08:14,860 --> 00:08:19,740 The toll charges, the profits from the service stations, the souvenirs. 137 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:25,400 I've already laid out 150 quid on this lot. Look, tunnel pencils, tunnel pencil 138 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:30,020 sharpeners, novelty elephants with the words I've done a ton in the Nottingham 139 00:08:30,020 --> 00:08:33,940 tunnel embroidered on their trunks. But it'll take a million years, sire. 140 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:39,620 Close to come, sire. Oh, it gets later every day, doesn't it? Give it here. 141 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:43,440 Dear sheriff, I've kidnapped Guy, blah, blah, blah. 142 00:08:43,659 --> 00:08:46,240 A thousand gold pieces or you'll never see him again. 143 00:08:46,940 --> 00:08:48,120 Signed, Made Marian. 144 00:08:48,940 --> 00:08:49,940 Serves him right. 145 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:54,720 Listen, you know I believe in calling a spade a spade, don't I? Yes, sire. 146 00:08:54,980 --> 00:08:57,840 Well, get digging or I'll pin your ears to that tree. 147 00:08:59,340 --> 00:09:00,340 Push off. 148 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:09,820 Honestly, that's as exciting as a game of charade with your deaf auntie. 149 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:13,880 Guy! What are you doing here? 150 00:09:14,360 --> 00:09:15,680 It's a funny game. 151 00:09:16,460 --> 00:09:20,760 Rosie's kidnapping me so she can get lots of money and have a mud pack and 152 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:23,020 all her little wiggly hairs pulled out. 153 00:09:23,460 --> 00:09:24,419 Is she now? 154 00:09:24,420 --> 00:09:29,720 Yes, and a really funny thing is, is she's pretending it's you who's doing 155 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:34,680 kidnapping. Well, in that case, I better had, hadn't I? 156 00:09:40,650 --> 00:09:41,970 Move a muscle, Sonny. 157 00:09:42,530 --> 00:09:46,750 Oh, it's you, Marianne. I thought it was a fat schoolboy with a bad haircut. 158 00:09:47,090 --> 00:09:48,850 Don't be so childish, Rose. 159 00:09:49,430 --> 00:09:53,910 Um, it is Rose, isn't it? Only I can't quite tell because of all the 160 00:09:54,170 --> 00:09:55,330 Don't you dare. 161 00:09:55,990 --> 00:09:58,030 Ah! Don't do that! 162 00:09:58,870 --> 00:10:04,030 Now I've got a new dance that you all can do. It's a real cool notion. 163 00:10:16,020 --> 00:10:18,740 We'll be right back. 164 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:40,840 The double trouble fuck you up, but that's just a part. 165 00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:44,300 It'll never end. 166 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:45,760 Never end. 167 00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:52,120 When you get tired or a little white, you can teach your friend. Teach your 168 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:54,140 friend. You jump in the air. 169 00:10:54,380 --> 00:10:57,860 You jump in the air. Then you get in a huddle. 170 00:10:59,060 --> 00:11:04,400 You get right down. You get tied right up. It's called the double trouble. 171 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:14,060 Yeah, you're jumping in the air. Get in a huddle. Get in a huddle. Get down, get 172 00:11:14,060 --> 00:11:15,180 down, get down. 173 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:17,700 Do the double trouble. 174 00:11:18,060 --> 00:11:19,480 Do the double trouble. 175 00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:25,280 Do the double trouble. Do the double trouble. Get down, get down, get down. 176 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:27,840 Do the double trouble. 177 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:32,820 Serves you right. Serves you right. 178 00:11:45,230 --> 00:11:46,470 How deep did you actually get? 179 00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:49,250 A quarter of an inch, sire. 180 00:11:49,450 --> 00:11:55,410 Right. Well, at that rate, we should be in Scunthorpe by July 1996. 181 00:11:56,970 --> 00:12:01,330 Ah, there won't be tunnels in 1996, sire. They'll have invented these huge 182 00:12:01,330 --> 00:12:04,950 flying horses and carts that'll get you from Scunthorpe to Gatwick in under half 183 00:12:04,950 --> 00:12:08,790 an hour. Don't be ridiculous. Why would people want to go to Gatwick? To watch 184 00:12:08,790 --> 00:12:09,970 the queues on the M25? 185 00:12:11,050 --> 00:12:13,830 Oh, that's it, then. No tunnel. What? 186 00:12:14,570 --> 00:12:18,430 No tunnel. Of course there's going to be a tunnel. I sent out all the 187 00:12:18,430 --> 00:12:22,850 invitations. This afternoon, my sister, Queen Eleanor, is digging the first 188 00:12:22,850 --> 00:12:27,610 ceremonial sod and makes your guy look as if he's having a good time, if his 189 00:12:27,610 --> 00:12:28,610 mother's coming. 190 00:12:29,690 --> 00:12:30,910 I wonder how Guy is. 191 00:12:31,130 --> 00:12:32,170 Oh, stupid. 192 00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:34,630 Irritating. Kidnapped. 193 00:12:34,870 --> 00:12:35,870 Yes, kidnapped. 194 00:12:37,430 --> 00:12:41,730 Quick, we've got three hours to find him. Otherwise, we'll all be looking for 195 00:12:41,730 --> 00:12:42,730 career move. 196 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:45,400 I wouldn't want to move to Korea. I'd miss my mum. 197 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:52,220 You'll never do this in a million years. The maze of mystery, a catacomb of 198 00:12:52,220 --> 00:12:55,320 tunnels and tests, and in each room, a fabulous prize. 199 00:12:55,780 --> 00:13:01,840 Didn't know we had any fabulous prizes. Yay, oh, gruntsplatter. See here, the 200 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:03,760 pizza portion of wisdom. 201 00:13:04,220 --> 00:13:06,320 Oh, it's got something disgusting on it. 202 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:10,820 Nay, Aragard, this be the slug of immortality. 203 00:13:11,380 --> 00:13:12,800 And lo, here. 204 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:16,880 The spaghetti hoop of being able to talk lots of foreign languages with a really 205 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:17,880 good accent. 206 00:13:17,940 --> 00:13:21,420 Here, take these gifts and proceed to your rooms. 207 00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:24,820 I, the Games Master, will guard the door. 208 00:13:26,740 --> 00:13:27,980 What's in there, then? 209 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:37,760 See, the ultimate prize. The used tissue of invisibility, which will be giveneth 210 00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:41,080 to the valiant Victor by the giver of gift. 211 00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:42,480 Who's going to be that, then? 212 00:13:44,959 --> 00:13:46,980 Problem? We've run out of people, haven't we? 213 00:15:36,910 --> 00:15:39,590 I hope he turns up soon, sire. I don't want to miss the ceremony. 214 00:15:39,930 --> 00:15:43,410 If he doesn't, you'll be missing both arms, both legs and several important 215 00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:44,430 internal organs. 216 00:15:44,830 --> 00:15:45,930 Now, are we all in position? 217 00:15:46,630 --> 00:15:48,390 Yes, okay, Master. 218 00:15:49,090 --> 00:15:53,850 And to give her a gift, give me a teddy, Mr. Master. 219 00:15:54,190 --> 00:15:57,150 I'd recognise that wine anywhere. Come on! 220 00:15:57,750 --> 00:15:59,230 Stop nibbling that... 221 00:16:16,910 --> 00:16:17,729 What do you reckon? 222 00:16:17,730 --> 00:16:19,730 Long hairs for little girls, right? 223 00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:21,730 OK. 224 00:16:21,890 --> 00:16:23,190 Let's play some games. Yeah! 225 00:16:23,490 --> 00:16:24,990 Brilliant! Let's go. Woo! 226 00:16:28,090 --> 00:16:30,810 OK. What sort of game? Physical? Mental? 227 00:16:31,030 --> 00:16:32,910 Kill? Mystery? Have you got table tennis? 228 00:16:33,310 --> 00:16:34,610 Mystery. Right. Who's going in? 229 00:16:34,970 --> 00:16:36,130 Er... They are. 230 00:16:36,450 --> 00:16:39,630 OK. We've got two minutes. Two minutes from the moment I shut the door. 231 00:16:39,850 --> 00:16:40,850 In you go. 232 00:16:41,950 --> 00:16:46,690 Er... Er... There's a beam leading to a slug with a big red... 233 00:16:53,230 --> 00:16:54,430 Look, it's obvious. 234 00:16:54,650 --> 00:16:58,790 You get on the plank and you grab the slug. Well, I don't know why. 235 00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:00,250 Tick -tock, tick -tock. 236 00:17:00,430 --> 00:17:03,670 Would you mind not doing that, please? I hope there's no piranha fish in here, 237 00:17:03,730 --> 00:17:04,730 or octopusies. 238 00:17:04,829 --> 00:17:05,829 Nearly there, sire. 239 00:17:06,310 --> 00:17:07,310 Hurry up. 240 00:17:07,470 --> 00:17:09,150 What? Can't hear you, Sheriff. 241 00:17:09,450 --> 00:17:12,630 Grab the flipping slug. I can't believe I'm saved. 242 00:17:13,089 --> 00:17:14,089 Made it. 243 00:17:16,770 --> 00:17:17,770 Got it. Yeah. 244 00:17:18,589 --> 00:17:19,890 That's quite sweet, really. 245 00:17:20,130 --> 00:17:21,130 Yeah. Wow. 246 00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:36,820 This is a skill game. 247 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:38,720 Two minutes. In you go. 248 00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:50,820 What is it? Come on, what is it? 249 00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:52,600 Five seconds. Hurry up! 250 00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:09,300 Enough, I'm afraid. 251 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:11,240 Bazzaroid! 252 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:19,240 Never mind. 253 00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:22,640 Onward and upward, as dear old mummy always used to say. 254 00:19:02,380 --> 00:19:04,280 from the second I close the door. Hang on. 255 00:19:04,740 --> 00:19:06,080 I'll play this game. 256 00:19:06,380 --> 00:19:11,840 Right. This is what you have to do. No, this is what I have to do. Now you, get 257 00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:15,380 under that plate and hold on to it. Because if I trip over any of these 258 00:19:15,380 --> 00:19:20,500 and end up with half a ton of strawberry jelly on my head, then Robin O 'Hood 259 00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:22,840 will wind up as a Donnocky fam, OK? 260 00:19:23,180 --> 00:19:24,180 Hello, Sheriff. 261 00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:26,500 I am the giver of gifts. 262 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:31,020 And I am the giver of 60 lashes with the bottom spanking machine. 263 00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:34,270 So put... that rubbish down and let's get out of here quick. 264 00:19:34,530 --> 00:19:35,650 It's not rubbish. 265 00:19:35,950 --> 00:19:38,570 It's the used tissue of invisibility. 266 00:19:39,310 --> 00:19:41,430 No, Guy, it's a snuff rag. 267 00:19:41,630 --> 00:19:42,630 Come on. 268 00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:51,790 That was really sneaky. 269 00:19:52,270 --> 00:19:53,610 That's politicians, man. 270 00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:55,490 What's all this? 271 00:19:55,830 --> 00:19:56,830 Are you mad? 272 00:19:57,130 --> 00:20:01,490 No. We built this fab series of mystic rooms, see? Well, you can just... 273 00:20:03,110 --> 00:20:04,490 You're like little kids. 274 00:20:05,850 --> 00:20:07,990 Come on. You can start in here. 275 00:20:08,370 --> 00:20:10,170 Hang on, Marion. Yeah, be careful. 276 00:20:10,430 --> 00:20:11,430 Hello, 277 00:20:16,710 --> 00:20:20,610 Marion. Has your hair done again? 278 00:20:26,010 --> 00:20:28,570 Stop dawdling. Your mother will be waiting. 279 00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:34,079 a tissue. 280 00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:36,160 It's got a spot of custard on the codpiece. 281 00:20:36,380 --> 00:20:37,520 It's not just a tissue. 282 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:38,800 Yeah, yeah. 283 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:41,740 It's the used tissue of invisibility, I know. 284 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:47,360 That's so typical, that is. We run around, get covered in gunk and 285 00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:48,440 he gets the only tissue. 286 00:20:48,900 --> 00:20:49,899 What's that? 287 00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:50,900 It's my notice. 288 00:20:50,940 --> 00:20:51,940 I'm handing it in. 289 00:20:52,220 --> 00:20:54,040 Gary, that's a bit drastic. 290 00:20:54,700 --> 00:20:57,440 Why don't we send him the... Carpentry instead. 291 00:20:57,860 --> 00:20:58,860 Oh, right. 292 00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:02,020 What, down the 8462 by Letchworth and Nuneaton, you mean? No, no, no, no, no. 293 00:21:02,340 --> 00:21:03,440 Ignore him completely. 294 00:21:04,260 --> 00:21:06,640 Pretend he doesn't exist. He'll really hate that. 295 00:21:06,900 --> 00:21:07,900 Right. 296 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,200 You're on. 297 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:13,620 Honestly, that boy's about as bright as a two -watt bulb in a power cut. 298 00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:16,980 You get it? That means he's not very bright at all, see? 299 00:21:18,300 --> 00:21:19,300 Hello? 300 00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:20,640 Am I not here? 301 00:21:21,220 --> 00:21:22,620 Have I ceased to exist? 302 00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:24,320 Am I completely invisible? 303 00:21:28,780 --> 00:21:31,000 They can't see me. They can't hear me. 304 00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:32,900 It's flipping works. 305 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:35,940 Tunnel, tunnel, tunnel. 306 00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:37,520 Out, out, out. 307 00:21:37,980 --> 00:21:39,200 Tunnel, tunnel, tunnel. 308 00:21:39,780 --> 00:21:44,980 Out, out, out. All right, all right, you win. I'll hold an inquiry. 309 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,340 Will you, your majesty? 310 00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:52,220 Yes, I'll ask everyone in workshop if they want a tunnel. And if they say no, 311 00:21:52,420 --> 00:21:53,800 I'll chop their heads off. 312 00:21:54,420 --> 00:21:55,920 Can't say fairer than that. 313 00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:57,840 You carry on, your majesty. 314 00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:03,580 Thank you. I'll hand you over to my sister, the beautiful Queen Eleanor, who 315 00:22:03,580 --> 00:22:09,180 will now lift the first sword. I'm not lifting anything until I've seen my dear 316 00:22:09,180 --> 00:22:10,180 little boy. 317 00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:14,220 Here I am, mummy. I've been having a lovely time. 318 00:22:14,460 --> 00:22:19,740 I'm so excited. My armpits are all pogging. Oh, isn't he sweet? 319 00:22:21,100 --> 00:22:24,440 Yes, as sweet as a skunk curry. 320 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:26,800 Sorry we're late, pig face. 321 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,000 Only yours. 322 00:22:28,030 --> 00:22:29,650 Stupid son got kidnapped. 323 00:22:35,110 --> 00:22:38,910 It's all right. She can't see me. I'm totally invisible. 324 00:22:39,390 --> 00:22:43,570 See, I have the used tissue of invisibility. 325 00:22:44,470 --> 00:22:48,570 See, he has the used tissue of invisibility. 326 00:22:49,430 --> 00:22:54,230 I can say what I like. Can't I, you jug -eared, half -witted moron, with the 327 00:22:54,230 --> 00:22:58,350 breath of a dead goat and a... Bottom the size of North Yorkshire. Can you? 328 00:22:58,610 --> 00:23:02,630 Yes. Oh, by the way, there isn't going to be any stupid tunnel. 329 00:23:02,990 --> 00:23:03,789 Isn't there? 330 00:23:03,790 --> 00:23:07,630 Nope, because the ground's even thicker than you are, peanut brain. 331 00:23:08,330 --> 00:23:10,350 This is funny, isn't it, Sheriff? 332 00:23:10,790 --> 00:23:14,670 Yep. You see, nobody can see anything and nobody can hear. Not again! 25018